ICMMWLD :: Volume #15

#1454: child said shamelessly


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Quick, the car(riage) advanced Taoyuan Village. 很快,车就开进了桃源村。 Here scenery is really beautiful!” “这里的景色真美!” Two valuable angels exclaimed in surprise that surface-to-surface said. 二宝天使惊叹地地说道。 The life in Capital City that metropolis, rarely can see such blue water mountain the beautiful scene. 生活在京城那个大都市,很少能看到这样碧水青山的美景。 „The scene of each poor mountain desolate and remote open country place is very attractive, the person with your big city looks at the rural area to be the same, thought that rural good scenery pleasant, the people in rural area instead envy your city people, lives in tall buildings, is living the lamp red willow green life.” “每个穷山僻野地方的景象都很漂亮,就跟你们这些大城市的人看农村一样,觉得农村不错景色怡人,农村里的人反而羡慕你们城里人,住在高楼大厦,过着灯红柳绿的生活。” leaf Rongyao said with a smile. 叶荣耀笑道。 What lamp red willow green life, that is the life of rich man, our these poor people in city the day compels very much painstakingly, in the city anything is expensive, goes out must traffic jams daily, is inferior to the country dweller sincerely.” “什么灯红柳绿的生活啊,那都是有钱人的生活,咱们这些穷人在城里过的日子很苦逼的,城里什么东西都贵,出门天天还要堵车,真心不如农村人呢。” The praying mantis said. 螳螂说道。 Resulted, your praying mantis also feels all right with us poor-mouths, who does not know the person who you go to the big healthcare daily, changes the bride daily, that day passes, is really enviable!” “得了,你螳螂还好意思跟我们哭穷,谁不知道你天天去大保健的人啊,日日换新娘,那个日子过得,真是让人羡慕啊!” The dream flies upwards to uncover the ins and outs of praying mantis to say. 梦飞扬揭螳螂的老底说道。 Praying mantis, never expected that are you such person?” “螳螂,没有想到你是这样的人?” Two valuable angel faces despise look at the praying mantis to say. 二宝天使一脸鄙视地看着螳螂说道。 Daily changes the bride, some multi- stamens! 日日换新娘,这得有多花心啊! Falsely accuses, this falsely accuses absolutely!” “诬陷,这绝对是诬陷!” The praying mantis denied immediately said. 螳螂立即否定说道。 Usually truly go to the big healthcare frequently, but one month also goes to ten chapters and eight chapters, where can go daily. 平日里自己确实经常去大保健,可是一个月也就去个十回、八回的,哪里能天天去啊。 The big healthcare burns money very much, praying mantis one month of half of payment for published piece big healthcare, this, if goes to the big healthcare daily, but also can not starve to death! 大保健可是很烧钱的,螳螂一个月的一半稿费都大保健了,这要是天天去大保健的话,还不得饿死啊! In everyone said in the joke, the vehicle advanced the courtyard. 在大家说笑谈中,车子开进了院子。 Here is quite beautiful!” “这里好美啊!” Was too attractive, in back garden with fairy tale results in simply.” “太漂亮了,简直跟童话故事里的后花园似得。” Recluse, is really this your family?” “隐士,这真是你家吗?” Looks at the scene outside glass, two valuable angel average people deeply were being shocked by the present beautiful scene. 看着车窗外的景象,二宝天使一般人都被眼前的美景深深地震撼着了。 Naturally, is difficult to be inadequate I also to lead you to go to others home to be inadequate.” “当然,难不成我还带你们去别人家不成。” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 Must know own this courtyard spent a lot of money to decorate, natural scenery pleasant. 要知道自己这院子可是花了不少钱装饰过的,自然景色怡人了。 Recluse, is really good to envy you, your day passes with day that the deity crosses.” “隐士,真的好羡慕你,你这日子过得跟神仙过的日子似的。” The praying mantis envies said. 螳螂羡慕地说道。 Cannot compare your daily the person of big healthcare.” “比不得你这个天天大保健的人。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 I depend, am I that dirty person? How always to propose my big healthcare, that is falsely accuses, falsely accuses.” “我靠,我是那么龌龊的人吗?怎么老提我大保健啊,那是诬陷,诬陷好不。” The praying mantis refuses to accept to say immediately. 螳螂立即不服地说道。 Said oneself went to the big healthcare frequently, the praying mantis recognized, said oneself go to the big healthcare daily, the praying mantis will not recognize. 说自己经常去大保健,螳螂认了,说自己天天去大保健,螳螂可不会认啊。 Oneself may not have that good body, daily the big healthcare, oneself also wanted the poor life. 自己可没有那么好的身体,天天大保健,自己还要不要小命了。 Your this appearance is inborn!” “你这长相天生龌龊!” The rhythm under desk lamp said. 台灯下的节奏说道。 Big Senior Brother did not say two Junior Brothers, wanted me to uncover your ins and outs!” “大师兄不说二师弟,要不要我把你的老底揭出了啊!” The praying mantis looks that the rhythm under desk lamp said uncomfortable. 螳螂看着台灯下的节奏不爽地说道。 In several people on this vehicle, most likes the person who goes to the big healthcare, is not oneself, but is the rhythm under this desk lamp. 在这车上几个人里,最喜欢去大保健的人,不是自己,而是这个台灯下的节奏。 Oneself just knew his time, he is a young fatty, but, the big healthcare, becomes the bone now daily thinly, this is too many reasons of essence outflow. 自己刚认识他的时候,他可是个小胖子,可现在呢,天天大保健,都瘦成骨头了,这都是精华流失的太多的缘故。 Let alone, did I make a mistake was not good?” “别说,我错了还不行吗?” The rhythm under desk lamp quickly said. 台灯下的节奏急忙说道。 In this car(riage) also the woman, must pay attention to the image! 这车里还有一位女士呢,要注意形象啊! Knew mistakenly, late, I exposed desk lamp boy to everyone, his family/home opens the big healthcare shop, every day did not use......” “知道错了,晚了,我给大家揭露下台灯这小子,他家是开大保健店的,每天都不用出去……” Arrived, everyone got out!” “到了,大家下车吧!” Has not waited for under praying mantis desk lamp the ins and outs of rhythm to reveal, the car(riage) had arrived on the parking lot in courtyard. 还没有等螳螂把台灯下的节奏的老底揭穿,车已经到了院子的停车场上了。 Uncle, Uncle!” “叔叔,叔叔!” Sees the leaf glory to get out, in the courtyard little white with the small dream dream that plays, brings slightly to run a fruitless errand, shouts to the leaf glory excitedly. 见叶荣耀下车,在大院子里跟小白玩耍的小梦梦,带着小白跑过来,激动地对叶荣耀喊道。 „Is this your daughter? Long real lovable!” “这是你闺女吗?长的真可爱!” The dream flying upwards eye one said brightly. 梦飞扬眼睛一亮说道。 These people are the bad uncle, the youngest sister you must leave their distant point!” “这些人都是坏蜀黍,小妹妹你要离他们远点哦!” Two valuable angels said to the small dream dream. 二宝天使对小梦梦说道。 Aunt, how you do not wear the pants!” “阿姨,你怎么不穿裤子啊!” The small dream dream doubts look that two valuable angels said. 小梦梦疑惑地看着二宝天使说道。 I...... I have to wear the pants......” “我……我有穿裤子……” Two valuable angels are been red by the face that the words of small dream dream made. 二宝天使被小梦梦的话弄的脸都红了。 Thought very lovable little miss, the image in the eyes of two valuable angels drops immediately suddenly, becomes a hateful small devil. 原本觉得很可爱的小姑娘,顿时在二宝天使的眼里形象急剧下降,成为一个可恶的小恶魔。 Everyone gawked , the vision stares at two valuable angels to look, laughs. 大家都愣了下,目光不由地盯着二宝天使看,不由地大笑起来。 Originally today two valuable angels wear the miniskirt, on the leg are binding the yellowish pink thick silk stockings, the slightly far point looked, with has not really put on pants to result. 原来今天二宝天使穿着超短裙,腿上裹着肉色的厚丝袜,稍微远一点看,真的跟没有穿裤子似得。 The present metropolis young women like the appearance of this package buttocks sex appeal, in the summer the reveal meat, was too cold in the winter, cannot bear coldly, for beautiful, wears this type of yellowish pink thick silk stockings, one type seduces specially. 现在的都市年轻女性都喜欢这种包臀性感的打扮,夏天露肉,冬天太冷了,受不了寒冷,不过为了美丽,就穿上这种肉色的厚丝袜,也给人一种特别地诱惑。 But everyone possibly saw, has not cared, somewhat became accustomed, suddenly was said by a naive child, immediately felt funny. 但大家可能见多了,也就没有这么在意,有些习以为常了,突然被一个天真的小孩子说出来,顿时觉得好搞笑。 Two treasures, you too dirty, does not wear the pants unexpectedly!” “二宝,你太污了,竟然不穿裤子!” Two treasures, you seduce me?” “二宝,你这是诱惑我吗?” „It is not good, I must flow the nosebleed!” “不行了,我要流鼻血了!” The rhythm under desk lamp they stare at two valuable angels to say jokingly. 台灯下的节奏他们盯着二宝天使开玩笑地说道。 „Do you court death?” “你们找死是吧?” Two valuable angel two insert on the waist, face devils said. 二宝天使两手在腰上一插,一脸凶神恶煞地说道。 Has an image of ill-tempered woman very much. 很有一副母夜叉的形象。 It seems like these two valuable angels at home absolutely are existences of empress. 看来这二宝天使在家里绝对是女皇的存在。 Two treasures, we must pay attention to the image! Attention image!” “二宝,咱们要注意形象!注意形象!” Yes, wants the virtuous young woman!” “是啊,要淑女!” Virtuous young woman!” “淑女!” Several male students said grinningly. 几个男生笑嘻嘻地说道。 Everyone is young people, ages that is liking cracking a joke. 大家都是年轻人,都是在喜欢开玩笑的年龄段。 Virtuous young woman your younger sister!” “淑女你妹啊!” Two valuable angels white this group of male students said. 二宝天使白了这一群男生说道。 Said the men who write the novel are the stuffy fever, it seems like is really not wrong! 都说写小说的男人都是闷烧,看来真的是一点都没有错啊! On this time, the space transmitted a eagle cry suddenly. leaf Rongyao looks up, discovered that one black one is pursuing white/in vain. 就这时候,天上突然传来一声鹰唳。叶荣耀抬头望上去,就发现一黑一白在追逐。 What black is big vulture blade edge, but that only chased down white bird, is an egret. 黑色的是大雕“刀锋”,而那只被追杀的白色的鸟,是一只白鹭。 Usually in oneself this courtyard the egret were very many, without seeing this blade edge has pursued them, how to pursue this egret not to put today unexpectedly? 平时自己这院子里白鹭挺多了,也没有见过这“刀锋”追赶过它们,怎么今天竟然追着这只白鹭不放啊? Some leaf glory doubts, do not understand at heart this egret handled anything, let blade edge vitality/angry. 叶荣耀心里有些疑惑,不明白这白鹭做了什么事情,让“刀锋”生气了。 „ It is not good, that white egret must by this fearful big eagle holding. “不好,那只白色的白鹭要被这只可怕的大鹰给抓住了。 „Was this eagle too also big?” “这鹰也太大了吧?” That is not the eagle, the eagle is not big, should be the big vulture, has not thought that here really has the big vulture.” “那不是鹰,鹰没有那么大,应该是大雕,没有想到这里竟然有大雕。” Carving isn't the life in desert these places?” “雕不是生活在大漠那些地方吗?” Who said that the south also has the big vulture.” “谁说的,南方也有大雕好不。” The big vulture must hold the snow white egret shortly, two valuable angels the complexion big change, the anxious sound said to the leaf glory immediately: Recluse, hurries the egret that finds the way to rescue that only to feel sorry for!” 眼看大雕就要抓住雪白的白鹭,二宝天使顿时脸色大变,急声对叶荣耀说道:“隐士,赶紧想办法救救那只可怜的白鹭啊!” The women are inborn easy to have the tender mood to the weak one, is also like the small creature. 女人天生对弱者容易产生怜惜的情绪,对小动物也一样。 Sees the snow white lovable egret, was chased down by a giant big vulture, this compassion came out. 见雪白可爱的白鹭,被一只巨大的大雕追杀,这恻隐之心就出来了。 Good! “好! leaf Rongyao nods, immediately places the mouth the finger, the big vulture stopped pursuing the egret immediately. 叶荣耀点点头,马上把手指放在嘴边,大雕当即就停止追逐白鹭了。 Under towards looked, immediately flies in the leaf glorious direction. 朝下面看了看,立即朝叶荣耀方向飞来。 Run, carved toward us greatly attacks!” “快跑,大雕朝我们进攻了!” Sees blade edge to fly to oneself, the frightened praying mantis complexion was pale. 见“刀锋”向自己这边飞来,吓的螳螂脸色都苍白了。 Such big big vulture, can catch oneself these people in the air. 这么大的大雕,都能把自己这些人抓到空中去了。 Throws again from the midair oneself...... 再把自己从半空中扔下来…… Thinks scary. 想想都吓死人。 All right, this is I domestic.” “没事,这是我家养的。” leaf Rongyao beckoned with the hand, hints everyone not to need startled, quick blade edge to fly, stood in the leaf glory side, is raising head to look at the sky. 叶荣耀摆摆手,示意大家不用惊慌,很快“刀锋”飞了下来,站在叶荣耀的身边,仰着头看着天空。 As „the sky King arrogant blade edge, besides is convinced to the leaf glory, will not be seeing others. 作为“天空王者”高傲的“刀锋”,除了对叶荣耀服气外,不会正眼看别人。 „Is this big vulture? Really big!” “这就是大雕?真的好大啊!” This had one person to be high quickly, this was also too big!” “这都快有一人高了,这也太大了吧!” This caught up with «Return of the Condor Heroes» in quickly that carves the brother, the recluse, was this really the vulture that you raised?” “这都快赶上《神雕侠侣》里的那位雕兄了,隐士,这真的是你养的雕吗?” One group of people see blade edge to stand in the leaf glory nearby obediently, exclaimed in surprise discussed. 一群人见“刀锋”乖乖地站在叶荣耀的边上,不由地惊叹议论起来。 Such big big vulture, everyone the first time had seen in the reality, before were most has also seen in the soap opera. 这么大的大雕,大家都是第一次在现实里见到过,以前最多也就是在电视剧里看到过。 But, these big vulture actually majorities in soap opera are as we all know false. 只不过大家都知道,电视剧里的那些大雕其实大部分都是假的。 Those who let everyone not think, in this reality really also has such big big vulture, moreover now in own at present. 让大家没有想到的是,这现实中竟然也有这么大的大雕,而且现在就在自己的眼前。 It stops in my side, you said that it is I raises!” “它都停在我的身边,你说它是不是我养的啊!” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 „Such a big big vulture where you look, did not say that the accipiter animal is arrogant, very not easy tame?” “你这是从哪里找来的这么大的一只大雕啊,不是说鹰类动物都非常高傲,很不容易驯服的吗?” The Jia three masters asked very much curiously. 贾三爷很好奇地问道。 This Jia three masters are not the old men, but is the university student who just graduated, because likes looking at «Dream of the Red Chamber» since childhood, to oneself took Jia three masters the pen name. 这位贾三爷不是老头,而是一个刚毕业的大学生,因为从小喜欢看《红楼梦》,就给自己取了“贾三爷”的笔名。 Does not have the means that my charm is big!” “没办法,我这个人魅力大啊!” leaf Rongyao makes fun said. 叶荣耀打哈哈地说道。 I depend, how old child long/grows doesn't the military might, have a big eagle to turn?” “我靠,怎么老子长得那么威武,就没有一个大鹰投靠?” Praying mantis some are not convinced said. 螳螂有些不服气地说道。 Is glory is so short little on height, is by this body weight, the praying mantis has the self-confident glory heavy many jin (0.5 kg). 论身高自己是比叶荣耀矮那么一点点,可是论这体重,螳螂非常有自信自己比叶荣耀重很多斤。 How oneself have not met such good matter. 咋自己就没有遇上这么好的事情呢。 Recluse, do you have the second this big vulture, small are not related compared with this, I buy!” “隐士,你还有没有第二只这大雕啊,比这只小一点都没有关系,我花钱买!” Sees near the leaf glory the giant big vulture, in the rhythm eye under desk lamp is the color of envying, carves this bird of prey really to only happen by happy circumstance greatly! 看到叶荣耀边上巨大的大雕,台灯下的节奏眼里都是羡慕之色,大雕这种猛禽真是可遇不可求呀! If this man the like this big vultures, are how the things of eye-catching! 这男人要是有一只这样的大雕,是多么拉风的事情啊! Walks on the avenue, how can capture the attention of beautiful woman. 走在大街上,多么能吸引美女的目光。 When the time comes, many beautiful women will come up to say something to smooth things over with oneself on own initiative. 到时候,很多美女就会主动地上来跟自己搭讪。 The rhythm under desk lamp more wants more to feel this matter how happy. 台灯下的节奏越想越觉得这事情是多么地美好。 Without, such a!” “没有了,就这么一只!” After the leaf glory lets the snow vulture flies to ascend the sky, shakes the head to desk lamp under the rhythm to say. 叶荣耀让雪雕飞上天去后,摇摇头对台灯下的节奏说道。 That and other types carve the young greatly time, keeps one to me not?” “那等这种大雕下仔的时候,给我留一只好不?” The rhythm under desk lamp quickly said. 台灯下的节奏急忙说道。 I also want!” “我也要!” The praying mantis said immediately. 螳螂立即说道。 This is the man, does not want to raise the bird of prey, this belt/bring goes out, is what kind of power and prestige. 这做男人的,没有不想养猛禽的,这带出去,是何等的威风。 The dream flies upwards they also to want one, but considered, has not said wanted. 梦飞扬他们也想要一只,只是考虑了下,就没有开口说要了。 After all this raises to carve compared with not raising the kitten and puppy, this investment absolutely is not a change, the family circumstances general dream flew upwards their breath the idea of raising this big vulture, was really cannot raise! 毕竟这养雕可不比养小猫、小狗,这投入绝对不是一笔小钱,家境一般的梦飞扬他们都息了养这大雕的想法,实在是养不起啊! „After this, said that everyone entered the courtyard to say again!” “这以后再说吧,大家都进院子再说吧!” leaf Rongyao does not want easily to comply with this matter, the shift topic said. 叶荣耀不想轻易答应这事情,就转移话题说道。
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