„Did Mr. leaf, you Tiger Park in zoo save others a moment ago?” “叶先生,你刚才在动物园的虎园救人了？” Liu Daming asked in telephone. 刘大明在电话里问道。 „Has this matter, how you know.” “是有这个事情,你怎么知道的。” leaf Rongyao has doubts asks. 叶荣耀疑惑地问道。 „I the control room in zoo saw a moment ago video recording that you save others.” “我刚才在动物园的监控室看到了你救人的录像。” Liu Daming said. 刘大明说道。 „Video recording?” “录像？” leaf Rongyao got up in this zoo to be loaded with monitor the camera at this time everywhere, the process that oneself save others was definitely recorded. 叶荣耀这时候才起来这动物园里处处装有监控摄像头,自己救人的过程肯定被录像了。 This made glory frown. 这让叶荣耀不由地皱起眉头了。 After all oneself used „time static” the function, appears from a position in another position, in words that under the monitoring looks, oneself seem like from another space and time transforms the position suddenly. 毕竟自己使用了“时间静止”的功能,从一个位置出现在另一个位置,在监控下看的话,自己好像是从另一个时空突然变换位置的。 This absolutely is biggest bug. 这绝对是最大的bug。 If this brings to the attention of person with high aspirations, truly is a very troublesome matter. 这要是引起有心人的注意,确实是一件非常麻烦的事情。 This matter appears was too sudden, the leaf glory steps onto scenery Guanqiao time, sees the tiger to plunge Li Yue, at that time absolutely did not have the time to consider so many, direct „time static”. 只是这事情出现的太突然了,叶荣耀走上景观桥的时候,才看到老虎扑向黎悦,当时根本就没有时间考虑那么多,直接一个“时间静止”。 Even if saw several seconds ahead of schedule some people fall into the Tiger Park, the leaf glory will not use „time static”. 哪怕是提前十几秒钟看到有人落入虎园的话,叶荣耀也不会使用“时间静止”的。 After all looks like in the leaf glory, this skill went against heaven's will, little use to well. 毕竟在叶荣耀看来,这个技能太逆天了,还是少用为好。 „Mr. leaf, you could rest assured that the memory plate of that monitoring video was destroyed by me.” “叶先生,你放心,那个监控视频的内存盘被我摧毁了。” Liu Daming knows that the leaf glory is worried about anything, quickly said. 刘大明知道叶荣耀担心什么,急忙说道。 „Destroyed?” “毁了？” After leaf Rongyao gawked next, said grateful: „Chief Liu, thank you!” 叶荣耀愣了下后,感激地说道:“刘队长,谢谢你！” Now the leaf glory discovered the importance that personal connection, with this matter, Liu Daming's words, oneself estimated must make a big trouble. 现在叶荣耀发现人脉的重要性,就拿这个事情了,要不是刘大明的话,自己估计要惹上不小的麻烦了。 „Mr. leaf, you were polite, I did not disturb you.” “叶先生,你客气了,我就不打扰你了。” Liu Daming said. 刘大明说道。 The glory makes this phone call to the leaf, Liu Daming's goal is to make glory know, oneself helped him handle anything. 给叶荣耀打这个电话,刘大明的目的就是要让叶荣耀知道,自己帮他做了什么事情。 This is the favor! 这是人情啊！ „Good, welcome you to arrive at my family to be a guest next time.” “好,欢迎你下次到我家做客。” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 The leaf glory few invitation people play to oneself, invited person, is the people who the leaf glory comparison regards as important. 叶荣耀很少邀请人到自己家玩,受邀请的人,都是叶荣耀比较看重的人。 „Husband, what kind of?” “老公,怎么样了？” Saw the leaf glory to make the telephone call, willow Qingqing was somewhat worried that asked. 见叶荣耀挂了电话,柳箐箐有些担心地问道。 „It‘s nothing, we go out, quickly to collection time.” “没什么,我们出去吧,快到集合时间了。” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 Since this matter Liu Daming helped himself process, the leaf glory also no longer thinks much. 这事情既然刘大明帮自己处理好了,叶荣耀也不再多想。 ...... …… That night, min state city one set of television station broadcast a news «Present age Wu Song Tigers mouth Life-saving» news. 当天晚上,玟州市一套电视台播出了一则新闻《当代武松虎口救人》的新闻。 In the news, the host first raised the sudden accident/surprise of Safari park simply, a child fell down from the Tiger Park viewing bridge, a growing up southern Chinese tiger eyes covetously to walk toward the child, a great mother ignores oneself life, jumps down the Tiger Park, guards the child...... a martial arts excel hero to go into the Tiger Park with own life, the expelling tiger, rescued pair of pitiful mother and child. 新闻里,主持人先简单提了提野生动物园的突发意外,一个孩子从虎园观景桥上掉下去了,一只成年华南虎虎视眈眈向孩子走过来,一位伟大的母亲不顾自己的生命,跳下虎园,用自己的生命捍卫自己孩子……一位武功高强的英雄跑到虎园里,打跑老虎,解救了一对可怜的母子。 Then is the broadcast the video of the crowds cell phone neighborhood coming, the video is very short, two and three minutes, are mainly the videos of leaf glory expelling tiger. 接着就是播放从围观群众手机里弄来的视频,视频很短,就两、三分钟,主要就是叶荣耀打跑老虎的视频。 Some other videos, because cannot attain the monitoring video of zoo, the surrounded people have not recorded, only records the process that the leaf glory caught a tiger. 其它部分视频,因为拿不到动物园的监控视频,围观的群众也没有录像,只录像了叶荣耀打虎的过程。 Because the distance is far, although the picture is clear, but cannot see clearly the leaf glory face, but sees clearly the process of leaf glory expelling tiger. 因为距离远,画面虽然清晰,可是看不清叶荣耀的脸,只是看清楚叶荣耀打跑老虎的过程。 Sees this news, many people are startled. 看到这则新闻,很多人都大吃一惊。 Always heard that the tiger ate the person, the tiger offended somebody! 总听说虎吃人了,虎伤人！ This person of catching a tiger? 这人打虎？ Too was really fresh! 实在太新鲜了！ This person Wu Song compared with «Water Margin» is fierce! 这人可是比《水浒传》里的武松还猛啊！ Even some people study this video specially, online analyzes own view, said that the attack method of tiger have the claw, throws, bites, in addition the huge body of tiger, the weight lifting champion and wrestling champion of Olympic Games, deliver the share of vegetable/dish in front of the tiger even. 甚至有人专门研究这个视频,在网上分析自己的看法,说虎的攻击方式有爪,扑,咬,加上老虎的庞大身躯,就算是奥运的举重冠军和摔跤冠军,在老虎面前都是送菜的份。 The result of this person ultimate analysis, is this news is the false news. 这位人最后分析的结果,是这则新闻是假新闻。 In the beginning, some people thought that this person analysis is very right, as said the person who witnesses this process sends to the online, entire Internet the video that oneself recorded bursts with joy. 开始的时候,还是有些人觉得这个人分析很对,不过随着一个个自称亲眼目睹这个过程的人把自己录下来的视频发到网上,整个互联网沸腾了。 „This...... this was too mysterious!” “这……这实在太神奇了！” „This person was too fierce, the handle tiger kicks far away, a fist hits the heaven the tiger, this may Ultraman be fierce!” “这人太厉害了,一脚把老虎踢的老远,一拳把老虎打上天,这可比奥特曼还厉害呢！” „If this video is not counterfeiting, this person absolutely is the peerless expert! This expert in folk, really not wrong.” “如果这个视频不是作假的话,这人绝对是绝世高手！这高手在民间,真的一点都没有错。” „This is fierce of Huaxia time.” “这就是华夏功夫的厉害。” „How unable to see clearly the face, if sees clearly the face, I must request him to be the master absolutely.” “怎么就看不清脸啊,要是看清脸的话,我绝对要拜他为师。” „This striked to fly the movement of tiger is too charming, I quite liked!” “这打飞老虎的动作太帅气了,我好喜欢啊！” „This person is our Korea.” “这人是我们大韩的。” „Go away, why Han club you did not say that the dung beetle is the ancestors in your Korea!” “滚,韩棒子你干嘛不说屎壳郎是你们大韩的祖先啊!” ...... …… In Huaxia many forums, people are discussing this matter unceasingly. 在华夏很多论坛里,人们不断地讨论着这个事情。 ...... …… Do not ask where I come, my hometown in distant place,...... 不要问我从哪里来,我的故乡在远方,…… Cell phone sound. 手机响了。 Sits on the bed looked that the leaf glory of television looks at the number, is sister-in-law's telephone, touches own nose, some headaches, leaf glory some do not want to meet. 坐在床上看电视的叶荣耀一看号码,是自己小姨子的电话,摸摸自己的鼻子,就有些头疼,叶荣耀有些不想接啊。 Since oneself go home, oneself this sister-in-law will make a call every night. 自从自己回家后,自己这个小姨子每天晚上都会来一个电话。 leaf Rongyao tried one time not to answer her telephone. 叶荣耀试了一次不接她的电话。 Finally is the telephone keeps ringing, closing down is useless. 结果就是电话响个不停,关机都没有用。 So long as your cell phone starting, she non-stop giving you to telephone, till you answer her telephone. 只要你手机开机,她就不停给你打电话,直到你接她电话为止。 The leaf glory did not have the wheel track to this sister-in-law. 叶荣耀对这个小姨子是没有辙了。 Met such sister-in-law, the leaf glory can only answer the telephone. 遇上这样的小姨子,叶荣耀只能接电话了。 „Brother-in-law, you became famous.” “姐夫,你出名了。” Presses the answering key, in the ear transmits the willow tree the exciting sound. 一按接听键,耳朵里就传来柳兮兮兴奋的声音。 „What can I have?” “我能出什么名啊？” leaf Rongyao aerobic had not said. 叶荣耀没有好气地说道。 „Really, I online saw the video that you caught a tiger, although saw your back from afar, but my eyes looked are the brother-in-law you, the brother-in-law you were good, I loved you!” “真的,我在网上看到你打虎的视频了,虽然只是远远地看到你的背影,可我一眼就看出来是姐夫你了,姐夫你太棒了,我爱死你了！” The willow tree said excitedly. 柳兮兮兴奋地说道。 „You definitely were the admitting mistakes person!” “你肯定是认错人了！” leaf Rongyao wants not to say. 叶荣耀想都不想就说道。 „Is impossible, the brother-in-law you turn into the ash, I can recognize.” “不可能,姐夫你就是化成灰,我都能认出来。” The willow tree easily will not be flickered by own brother-in-law. 柳兮兮才不会被自己姐夫这么轻易忽悠过去。 „I have the bitter hatred with you, turns into the ash, you must recognize me.” “我跟你有深仇大恨啊,化成灰,你都要把我认出来。” The leaf glory white the eye said. 叶荣耀白了白眼睛说道。 This saying exaggerating was too big, turns into the ash to recognize, how possibly! 这话夸张性太大了,化成灰都能认出来,怎么可能呢！ „Brother-in-law, you were too repugnant, didn't my express you importance in my heart?” “姐夫,你太讨厌了,我这不是表示你在我心中的重要性吗？” The willow tree does not depend on the place to say. 柳兮兮不依地说道。 „Do not love Elder Brother, Elder Brother is only the legend.” “不要恋哥,哥只是传说。” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 „Repugnant, did not say these to you, the brother-in-law, I looked at the video that you caught a tiger, was too graceful, was too cool.” “讨厌,不跟你说这些了,姐夫,我看了你打虎的视频,实在太帅,太酷了。” The willow tree excited said. 柳兮兮一脸兴奋地说道。 „Right? When I have hit the tiger, I could not remember.” “是吗？我什么时候打过老虎啊,我记不得了。” The leaf glory installs to say muddled. 叶荣耀装糊涂地说道。 The leaf glory did not acknowledge in any case oneself have hit the tiger. 反正叶荣耀就是不承认自己打过老虎。 Otherwise oneself this sister-in-law will say that has not played not to have. 要不然自己这个小姨子就会说个没玩没了。 „Brother-in-law, you were too hateful!” “姐夫,你太可恶了！” The willow tree said morosely. 柳兮兮不高兴地说道。 Own this brother-in-law was too bad, the hero who in the video catches a tiger obviously is he, he is still deceiving himself, said that the person in video is not he. 自己这个姐夫太坏了,明明视频里打虎的英雄是他,他还在骗自己,说视频里的人不是他。 How possibly! 怎么可能呢！ Admits mistakes anyone, oneself this brother-in-law not admitting mistakes. 认错谁,都不会把自己这个姐夫给认错了。 „Your older sister thought that I am very lovable!” “你姐姐觉得我很可爱呢！” leaf Rongyao counter-attacks to say. 叶荣耀反击道。 „Hehe......” “呵呵……” Hears the husband with own younger sister's dialogue, willow Qingqing cannot bear titter. 听到自己老公跟自己妹妹的对话,柳箐箐忍不住偷笑。 „Did not tell you!” “不跟你说了！” Willow tree air/Qi makes the telephone call, does not say. 柳兮兮气的把电话一挂,不说了。 Own this brother-in-law was too repugnant, fails to agree radically, without means communication! 自己这姐夫太讨厌了,根本就是话不投机,没办法沟通啊！ „Hehe, the husband you may be mad my younger sister heavy!” “呵呵,老公你可把我妹妹气的不轻啊！” willow Qingqing smiles said to the leaf glory. 柳箐箐笑笑地对叶荣耀说道。 „Who makes her telephone to the evening every day, does not know that this is how hateful matter, does not know that in the evening is our couple's personal time!” “谁让她每天一到晚上就打电话啊,一点都不知道这样是多么可恶的事情,不知道晚上是咱们夫妻私人的时间吗！” A leaf glory face said uncomfortable. 叶荣耀一脸不爽地说道。 Must know this in the evening, the young couple in the bedroom, may be prompted by a sudden impulse anytime. 要知道这晚上,年轻夫妻在卧室里,随时都有可能心血来潮的。 If this movement to half time, a telephone comes, was frightened very much easily, if there is a shadow, makes into does not lift, this whole life ended. 这要是运动到半截的时候,一个电话过来,很容易被惊吓到了,万一有个阴影,弄成不举了,这辈子就完了。 „Hehe, who makes your charm big.” “呵呵,谁让你的魅力大啊。” willow Qingqing smiles said. 柳箐箐笑笑地说道。 „Did this complain about me?” “这怨我吗？” leaf Rongyao said depressed. 叶荣耀郁闷地说道。 This person charm is big, has the female personal connection, does not seem like own mistake! 这个人魅力大,有女人缘,好像不是自己的错吧！ „Complained about you, who made you look for trouble!” “就怨你,谁让你招蜂引蝶来的！” willow Qingqing honk the cherry small mouth was saying. 柳箐箐嘟着樱桃小嘴说道。 „Dares to say your husband to look for trouble, the courage was fat, it seems like that this woman three days do not hit, the best room stripped off roof tiles!” “敢说你老公招蜂引蝶,胆子肥了,看来这女人三天不打,上房揭瓦了！” Was saying the leaf glory plunges willow Qingqing. 说着叶荣耀就扑向柳箐箐。 „Did not want, to forgive me!” “不要,饶了我吧！” willow Qingqing struggles begs for mercy to say. 柳箐箐挣扎地求饶道。 „Haha, now knew mistakenly, late!” “哈哈,现在知道错了,晚了！” Leaf glory digs up willow Qingqing the clothes, while happily said. 叶荣耀一边扒柳箐箐的衣服,一边得意地说道。 On the bed, the woman dares the authority who provokes the man, was simply tired of living! 在床上,女人竟敢挑衅男人的权威,简直就是活腻了！ „Does not want, help......” “不要,救命啊……” „...... Oh......” “啊……噢……” ...... …… „Here we go again, did this also make one sleep!” “又来了,这还让不让人睡觉了！” Rests Aunt stretch/open in leaf glorious bedroom next door depressed the cotton-wadded quilt toward head ignorant/veiled, does not want to hear this sound. 睡在叶荣耀卧室隔壁的张婶郁闷地把棉被往头上一蒙,不想听这声音。 As the seasoned person, Aunt stretch/open naturally knows that this represents anything. 作为过来人,张婶自然知道这声代表什么。 One time twice also even, but daily this, but also made one live! 一次两次也就算了,可天天这样,还让不让人活了啊！ The women 30 like the wolf, 40 like the tiger, Aunt stretch/open now are the women of oppressor age. 女人三十如狼,四十如虎,张婶现在是虎狼年龄的女人。 Where can bear the stimulation of this sound! 哪里受得了这个声音的刺激啊！ It is not good, tomorrow must tells the leaf glory and willow Qingqing, oneself did not live in their next room. 不行,明天必须跟叶荣耀和柳箐箐说说,自己不住他们隔壁房间了。 Suffered the person! 太折磨人了！ However a little, Aunt stretch/open must acknowledge, this glorious physical strength was too fierce, can toss about, every day makes is the greater part of the night. 不过有一点,张婶必须承认,这叶荣耀的体力太厉害了,太能折腾了,每天一弄就是大半夜。 Also does not know how willow Qingqing this little miss does receive? 也不知道柳箐箐这小姑娘怎么就受得呢？ Aunt Liu does not know, this person of potential is infinite, willow Qingqing felt each time oneself are not good, could not bear. 刘婶不知道,这人的潜力是无限的,每次柳箐箐都觉得自己不行了,受不了了。 But clenches teeth each time, finally supported. 可是每次咬咬牙,最后还是撑过去了。 The women have the endurance in this aspect inborn. 女人天生在这方面有耐力。 „Man is the cow, the woman is, has not plowed the bad place, cow that only then dies of exhaustion, the cow more plows is thinner, more plows is riper.” “男人是牛,女人是地,没有耕坏的地,只有累死的牛,牛越耕越瘦,地越耕越熟。” „Is good to burn down the carbon, the beautiful woman damages the man (Han).” “好火烧碳,美女损汉。” These words are wise remarks, responded at the male nyu chuang matter, the woman congenital advantage. 这些话都是经验之谈啊,反应了在男女床事上,女人先天性的优势。 So long as the women clench teeth, the lane supports. 女人只要咬咬牙,怎么也弄撑过去。 The men do not look the imposing manner on the bed, is very scary, the woman is miserable, cries out in grief to beg for mercy, appearance that is incapable of withstanding. 男人别看在床上气势冲冲的,很是吓人,女人楚楚可怜,哀叫求饶,一副无力承受的样子。 But spits the foam surrender at the male population finally forever, start is the a dragon, last tenia...... 可最后永远是以男人口吐白沫投降,开始是一条龙,最后一条虫…… However these are unimportant, more importantly tonight Aunt stretch/open is the white night. 不过这些都不重要,重要的是今晚张婶又是个失眠之夜。