„Brother-in-law, or you mount the stage to try.” “姐夫,要不你上台试试。” The willow tree said to the leaf glory. 柳兮兮对叶荣耀说道。 „I...... consider as finished!” “我……还是算了吧！” Leaf glory some are not interested said. 叶荣耀有些不感兴趣地说道。 5000 dollars, regarding leaf Rongyao, but also is the change, the novel of leaf glory, a day of income has over 50,000 Yuan. 五千块钱,对于叶荣耀来说,还都是小钱,叶荣耀的小说,一天的收入都有五万元以上。 Did not want the leaf glory also to say many other income. 更不要叶荣耀还有说其它很多的收入呢。 „Since everyone is embarrassed, my own 0.1 audience performed.” “既然大家都不好意思,那我自己点一位观众上来表演好了。” The male host looked toward the stage, saw willow Qingqing quickly they. 说完男主持人往舞台下面看,很快地就看到了柳箐箐她们。 Without the means that this woman long attractive words, capture the attention of man to where. 没有办法,这女人长的漂亮的话,到哪里都吸引男人的目光。 This male host looks that pulls the leaf glory of stopping arm by willow Qingqing and willow tree, immediately envied. 这位男主持人看着被柳箐箐和柳兮兮挽住手臂的叶荣耀,顿时嫉妒起来了。 Even the male host has to plant the leaf glory shoves open, oneself are in that position, making two outstandingly beautiful beautiful women pull itself. 甚至男主持人有种把叶荣耀推开,自己处在那个位置,让两位绝色的美女挽住自己。 „That asked this handsome guy to mount the stage to give everyone to perform.” “那就请这位帅哥上台给大家表演。” The male host points at the leaf glory to say. 男主持人指着叶荣耀说道。 The male host of imbalance, some wants to make lose face at heart glorious. 心里不平衡的男主持人,有些想让叶荣耀出丑。 „Brother-in-law, he said that makes you perform on stage, you go quickly!” “姐夫,他说让你上台表演,你快去吧！” The willow tree said to the leaf glory excitedly. 柳兮兮兴奋地对叶荣耀说道。 „I?” “我？” The leaf glory definitely did not ask. 叶荣耀不肯定地问道。 After all some oneself nearby also many people. 毕竟自己边上还有很多人呢。 „Right, is the handsome fellow you.” “对,就是帅哥你。” The male host looked that the leaf glory is still looking around, said immediately. 男主持人看叶荣耀还在东看西看的,就立即说道。 „Brother-in-law, you come up quickly the performance!” “姐夫,你快上去表演啊！” The willow tree said. 柳兮兮说道。 This girl anxious to stir up trouble. 这丫头可是唯恐天下不乱来的。 „Handsome fellow, should not be shy? Everyone applauds, gives him to select the courage!” “帅哥,不要害羞吗？大家鼓掌,给他点勇气！” The male host takes the microphone to say immediately. 男主持人立即拿着话筒说道。 Immediately made the leaf glory is unable to back down! 顿时弄得叶荣耀骑虎难下！ „Husband, you come up the performance!” “老公,你上去表演吧！” willow Qingqing said. 柳箐箐说道。 It looks like in willow Qingqing, oneself husband skill many went, this small stage, cannot stump own man. 在柳箐箐看来,自己老公本事多的去了,这个小小舞台,根本就难不住自己的男人。 „Good!” “好！” leaf Rongyao nods, confessed to willow Qingqing and willow tree, on stage. 叶荣耀点点头,对柳箐箐和柳兮兮交代了下,就上了舞台。 Now leaf glory psychological quality very powerful, looks at stage the people under of a group of watching the fun, to like the average person, facing the stage, the both legs has not become tender for the first time. 现在叶荣耀的心理素质非常地强大,看着舞台下的一大群看热闹的群众,到没有像一般人,面对这样的舞台,第一次还双腿发软。 „Mister your surname?” “先生贵姓？” The male management places the leaf glory the front to ask the microphone. 男主持把话筒放在叶荣耀的面前问道。 „Surnamed Ye.” “姓叶。” The leaf glory said calm. 叶荣耀淡定地说道。 „Does Mr. leaf hello/you good, what performance you give to everyone today?” “叶先生你好,你今天给大家表演个什么节目呢？” The male host asked. 男主持人问道。 „You make me come up, how would I know must perform anything.” “你让我上来的,我哪知道要表演什么。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 „Hehe......” “呵呵……” „Haha......” “哈哈……” Audience hears word under stage said with a smile laughing. 舞台下的观众闻言都嘻嘻哈哈地笑道。 „All right, gave a performance to be OK casually, sang and dances, the performance crosstalk, to change a magic, to speak a joke.” “没事,随便表演一个节目就可以了,唱歌、跳舞、表演相声、变一个魔术、说个笑话都可以。” The host smiles said. 主持人笑笑地说道。 „All right, a casual performance program on the line, sang or dances, or changed small magic anything good.” “没事,随便表演个节目就行,唱个歌或者跳个舞,或者变个小魔术什么的都行。” Has really not known performs what glory, listens to the words of this host, immediately thought that oneself can the magic! 原本还真不知道表演什么叶荣耀,听完这主持人的话,顿时想起来了,自己可以变魔术啊！ „My perform magic!” “那我就表演魔术吧！” leaf Rongyao thinks to say. 叶荣耀想了想说道。 Regarding the perform magic, this leaf glory is adept, gives the children perform magic at home frequently. 对于表演魔术,这个叶荣耀拿手啊,在家里就经常给小朋友们表演魔术。 The guarantee does not have the flaw to check certainly. 保证绝无破绽可查。 „Good, had not thought of this handsome fellow or the magician! Under everyone applause encourages.” “太好了,没有想到这位帅哥还是魔术师！大家掌声鼓励下。” The male host somewhat said surprised. 男主持人有些吃惊地说道。 This year head picture such stage show, the people of coming up, did not sing, danced, or joke. 这年头像这样的舞台表演,上来的群众,不是唱歌,就是跳舞,或者说个笑话。 Perform magic, basically no, was this difficulty was too big, was not the specialized magician, could not do this to live! 表演魔术的,基本上没有,实在是这个难度太大了,不是专业的魔术师,根本就干不了这个活啊！ „Elder sister, brother-in-law's magic may be fierce.” “姐姐,姐夫的魔术可厉害了。” The willow tree said to own elder sister. 柳兮兮对自己姐姐说道。 In the day of desert island, no matter eats, is with, is the brother-in-law magic changing, simply is the miracle. 在荒岛的日子里,不管是吃的,还是用的,都是姐夫变魔术给变出来的,简直就是奇迹啊。 „Your brother-in-law is best!” “你姐夫是最棒的！” willow Qingqing said very much proudly. 柳箐箐很自豪地说道。 ...... …… The leaf glory made the host prepare the simple item, was two bottles of nutrition expresses and two little arrange/cloth! 叶荣耀让主持人准备了简单的道具,就是两瓶营养快线和两块小布！ In order to express oneself have not gotten up to any tricks, the leaf glory has also made the following audience sign on two bottles of nutrition expresses specially. 为了表示自己没有做过任何的手脚,叶荣耀还特意让下面的观众在两瓶营养快线上签字。 „Everyone looked carefully, now these two bottles of nutrition expresses on the table, I cover arrange/cloth Kuai to them.” “大家看仔细了,现在这两瓶营养快线都在桌子上,我给它们盖上布块。” Said the leaf glory covering these two bottles of nutrition expresses with the arrange/cloth with the arrange/cloth. 说着叶荣耀就用布把这两瓶营养快线用布给盖上。 „Comes an audience, you, came up.” “来一位观众,就你了,上来。” leaf Rongyao is saying, points at an audience close to stage to say. 叶荣耀说着,就指着靠近舞台的一位观众说道。 The quick this audience came up. 很快这位观众就上来了。 „You opened this arrange/cloth.” “你把这布揭开。” The audience of leaf glory to this coming up said. 叶荣耀对这位上来的观众说道。 As this audience gave to open this arrange/cloth, two bottles of nutrition expresses in the original position, moved have not moved. 随着这位观众把这布给揭开,两瓶营养快线还是在原来的位置,一动都没有动。 „This handsome fellow, your magic?” “这位帅哥,你这魔术？” The male host somewhat has doubts looks that the leaf glory asked. 男主持人有些疑惑地看着叶荣耀问道。 After all did not say that wants the magic? Also had not discovered that anything changes! 毕竟不是说要变魔术吗？也没有发现什么变化啊！ „Has not started, you worry!” “还没有开始呢,你着什么急啊！” Leaf glory some look discontentedly this male host said. 叶荣耀有些不满地看着这位男主持人说道。 This host, oneself does not need to mount the stage with playing acrobatics results, performs this magic to everyone. 要不是这个主持人,自己也不用上台跟耍杂技似得,给大家表演这魔术。 „, I do not speak!” “哦,我不说话了！” The male host said. 男主持人说道。 This male host is to wait for the leaf glory to lose face. 这位男主持人就是要等叶荣耀出丑。 Although oneself cannot have that two outstandingly beautiful big beautiful woman, but can make this boy lose face before two outstandingly beautiful beautiful women. 虽然自己不能拥有那两位绝色的大美女,可自己可以让这小子在两位绝色美女面前出丑。 This is the strength of envy. 这就是嫉妒的力量。 Must not exposed to who others cross be good, must not exposed to others side beautiful woman surround. 见不得别人过的比自己好,见不得别人身边美女环绕。 „Please cover this arrange/cloth again!” “请把这布再盖上！” The leaf glory said to that audience. 叶荣耀对那位观众说道。 Quick this audience again nutrition express with arrange/cloth covering. 很快这位观众就再次把营养快线用布给盖上了。 „This arrange/cloth and do nutrition express have the issue?” “这布和营养快线有问题没？” The leaf glory asked to this audience. 叶荣耀对这位观众问道。 „No?” “没有？” This audience shakes the head to say. 这位观众摇摇头说道。 „Very good, now is to witness the miracle time, everyone opens the eye to look at my movement.” “很好,现在就是见证奇迹的时候了,大家都睁开眼睛看着我的动作哦。” Saying, the leaf glory is covering the arrange/cloth of nutrition express to raise together. 说着,叶荣耀就把一块盖着营养快线的布掀起了。 „......” “啊……” „Where my God...... this nutrition express?” “我的天呢……这营养快线哪里去了？” „Can't? Then the nutrition express of big bottle, how did vanish baseless?” “不会吧？那么大瓶的营养快线,怎么就凭空消失了呢？” „This is not the real magician!” “不会这位是真的魔术师吧！” Looks that originally by the arrange/cloth is pressing the nutrition express, in the flash of raising, vanished suddenly, this was also too mysterious. 看着本来被布压着的营养快线,在掀起的一瞬间,就突然消失了,这也太神奇了吧。 Even won't the magic, be so quick? 就算是变魔术,也不会这么快吧？ „Everyone, has a look here again.” “各位,再看看这里。” leaf Rongyao has not paid attention to the exclamation and inconceivable of audience, points at another to be said by the nutrition express that the bouquet lives. 叶荣耀没有理会观众们的惊叹和不可思议,指着另一个被布盖住的营养快线说道。 As everyone's vision stares, leaf glory again another arrange/cloth raising. 随着大家的目光盯过来,叶荣耀再次把另一块布给掀起。 „How...... to vanish?” “啊……怎么又消失了？” „Was this too also quick?” “这也太快了吧？” „Who can tell me, how this nutrition express vanishes?” “谁能告诉我,这营养快线到底是怎么消失的啊？” „Makes the goods vanish baseless, this magic certainly?” “凭空让物品消失,这魔术绝了？” „Is too graceful, was too cool?” “太帅,太酷了？” „Was too splendid!” “太精彩了！” ...... …… Saw the second bottle of nutrition expresses also to vanish, the audience deeply inspired immediately. 见第二瓶营养快线也消失了,观众们顿时深吸一口气。 „Everyone looked carefully, the miracle must happen.” “大家都看仔细了,奇迹又要发生了。” Was saying the leaf glory takes up a arrange/cloth, pinches a shape of nutrition express on the table. 说着叶荣耀拿起一块布,在桌上捏成一个营养快线的形状。 Lifts the arrange/cloth again. 再把布一掀开。 „I depend, is this good?” “我靠,这都行？” „Baseless changed!” “又凭空变出来了！” „This magic was also too powerful.” “这个魔术也太强大了。” „Isn't this specialized magician who this clothing store invites?” “不会这是这服装店请来的专业魔术师吧？” „Has the possibility very much, this magic was also too splendid!” “很有可能,这魔术也太精彩了吧！” ...... …… As the leaf glory had the two bottles of nutrition expresses changes, the surrounded people exploded boiled, was this magic is too fierce. 随着叶荣耀有把刚才的两瓶营养快线变出来,围观的群众都炸开锅了,实在是这魔术太厉害了。 So many people, so many eyes are staring, can change these two bottles of nutrition expresses unexpectedly vanished baseless, baseless changes these two bottles of nutrition expresses. 这么多人,这么多眼睛盯着,竟然能凭空把这两瓶营养快线变消失了,又凭空把这两瓶营养快线变出来。 This absolutely is the Grandmaster Level magician. 这绝对是大师级的魔术师。 The performance the leaf glory of magic, amid an applause, the leaf glory received a big red packet from the host hand, this clothing store boss is very solid, but also really wrapped 5000. 表演完魔术的叶荣耀,在一片掌声中,叶荣耀从主持人手上接过一个大红包,这家服装店老板很实在,还真的包了五千块。 „Brother-in-law, your magic was too fierce, you that two bottles of nutrition express conceals where?” “姐夫,你的魔术太厉害了,你到底把那两瓶营养快线藏在哪里啊？” The willow tree looks curiously the leaf glory asked. 柳兮兮好奇地看着叶荣耀问道。 This is also the willow tree continuously very curious place, oneself brother-in-law achieves to change the goods baseless and lets the method that the goods vanish baseless. 这也是柳兮兮一直非常好奇的地方,自己姐夫这么做到凭空变出物品和凭空让物品消失的手段。 „This is the secret, cannot tell you.” “这是秘密,不能告诉你。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 „Elder sister, you looked, the brother-in-law bullies me!” “姐,你看,姐夫又欺负我！” The willow tree seeks help to say to own elder sister. 柳兮兮对自己姐姐求助道。 „Ok, the time, we did not hurry to stroll on this street early, eats meal.” “好了,时间不早了,我们赶紧逛完这条街,去吃饭了。” willow Qingqing smiles said. 柳箐箐笑笑地说道。 Accompanying the woman window-shops is really a very terrifying matter, the store that almost every sells the clothes was strolled by these two sisters, will bump into the pleasing clothes they also to try on, naturally trial many, bought few. 陪女人逛街果然是很恐怖的一件事,几乎每一个出售衣服的商铺都被这两姐妹逛了个遍,碰到中意的衣服她们还会试穿,当然试的多,买的少。 Mainly is these women is such shopping interest. 主要是这些女人就是要这样的购物兴趣。 Likes trying on the clothes that all like, only if wants, otherwise, will not buy. 喜欢把所有自己喜欢的衣服试穿一遍,除非非常想要的,不然的话,就不会买的。 They want is the process of this shopping. 她们要的就是这种购物的过程。 One hour passed by, leaf glory such physical strength abundant men somewhat could not eat, sees two also full of enthusiasm two females, the leaf glory was a heavy line. 一个多小时过去了,叶荣耀这样体力充沛的男人都有些吃不了了,看着两位还兴致勃勃的两女,叶荣耀是一头的黑线。 mother, this Shangpin Street in Capital City, why must be so long, walked for a long time not to walk. 尼玛的,这京城的商品街,干嘛要这么长啊,走了这么久都还没有走完。 The leaf glory somewhat complained that this Shangpin Street in Capital City was too big, this strolled for two hours, has not come to the end. 叶荣耀有些埋怨这京城的商品街太大了,这都逛了两个多小时了,都还没有走到尽头。 „Wife, my belly was hungry, we first eat meal, rest a while, then strolls in the afternoon.” “老婆,我肚子饿了,我们先去吃饭吧,休息一会儿,下午接着逛。” The leaf glory somewhat said speechless. 叶荣耀有些无语地说道。 This woman window-shopped does not need to eat meal. 这女人逛街都不用吃饭了。 „Crossroad has a hotel to be good, we go to there to eat.” “路口有一家饭店不错,我们就去那里吃吧。” The willow tree said. 柳兮兮说道。 ...... …… In willow tree under the leadership, less than ten minutes of distance, everyone arrived at Jindou Hotel. 在柳兮兮的带领下,不到十分钟的路程,大家就到了“金都饭店”。 This hotel seems like the atmosphere outside, the entrance also stands in two young usherettes, each guest goes, these two usherettes will bend the waist saying that „welcome visits”. 这饭店在外面看起来非常地大气,门口还站在两位年轻的迎宾小姐,每个客人进去,这两个迎宾小姐都会弯下腰说声“欢迎光临”。 Appears the special respect to guest, making the guest feel to plant, how to mention , feeling of keeping aloof. 显得对客人的特别尊重,让客人感觉有种,怎么说来,哦,高高在上的感觉。 Visits them, before the leaf glory remembers, has looked at «Jin Shu Tao Qian Biography» in: „I cannot bow for five fights of meter/rice, the sincere matter native place villain is evil.” 看着她们,叶荣耀不禁想起以前看过《晋书陶潜传》里的一句:“吾不能为五斗米折腰,拳拳事乡里小人邪。” Thinks that these writers of ancient times really had the strength of spirit very much, rather starved to death, do not lower the posture. 想想古代的这些文人真的很有骨气啊,宁可饿死,都不要放下身段。 Naturally in the reality several people can achieve, the person lives in this society must survive, if everyone does not need to worry about food or clothing, who will make these submissive living. 当然现实中又有几个人能做到呢,人活在这个社会总要生存吧,如果大家都衣食无忧,谁会做这些低声下气的活啊。