„Ok, youwent out, looked at your conditions, could not help!”
“好了,你还是出去等吧,看你们这个状况,也帮不了什么忙!”leafRongyaolooked atOuyangQianqianandmaking widely known, shakes the headto say.
叶荣耀看了看欧阳倩倩和张扬,不由地摇摇头说道。Themtold that will be very smelly, theyhave not believed that nowfinallysuffers hardship!
跟她们说会很臭的,她们还不信,现在终于受罪了吧!Reallydoes not listen to the teacher saying that suffers a lossat present.
真的是不听老师言,吃亏在眼前。„Thanks the teacher!”
“谢谢老师!”„Teacher, wewalked!”
“老师,我们走了!”ThisOuyangQianqianandmade widely knownno longershowed off power, said the sound, twofemaleswithspear/gun, the both legsinterlocked the staggeringplacefastto runthiskitchen.
这回欧阳倩倩和张扬不再逞强了,说了声,两女就跟中了枪似的,双腿交错飞快的踉跄地跑出这厨房了。„Is beautifulandhigh-profile, youhow?”
“倩倩、张扬,你们怎么样了?”SeesOuyangQianqianandmakes widely known the stepto staggerto run the kitchen, willowQingqingaskedon the doubts.
见欧阳倩倩和张扬步伐踉跄地跑出厨房,柳箐箐就疑惑地问道。„Teacher's wife, thisstrong-smelling bean curd was really smelly.”
“师母,这臭豆腐实在是太臭了。”OuyangQianqianis breathing heavilyto say.
欧阳倩倩喘着粗气说道。ThisisOuyangQianqianthis whole lifehas smelled the smelliestflavorabsolutely, reallysmellyinappropriate!
这绝对是欧阳倩倩这辈子闻过最臭的味道,真的臭的让人受不了啊!„Is so smelly?”
“有那么臭吗?”Because the stink of thisstrong-smelling bean curdhas not scatteredcompletely, willowQingqingthey, althoughsmells the stink, tohas not been in the unsupportablesituation, feelssomewhatsmelly.
因为这臭豆腐的臭味还没有完全飘散过来,柳箐箐她们虽然闻到臭味,到也没有到不能忍受的地步,就是觉得有些臭而已。„Teacher's wife, is very smelly!”
“师母,真的很臭!”Nodsto sayhigh-profile.
张扬点点头说道。Atthis time, the strongstinkflutteredfrom the kitchentothisfront courtyardcomes.
就在这时候,浓烈的臭味从厨房飘到这前院来了。„Quitesmelly!”
“好臭啊!”„This was also too smelly!”
“这也太臭了吧!”„Was too smelly, Imustventilateto the courtyardoutside.”
“太臭了,我要到院子外面透透气。”
......
……Nowstink that floatsfrom the kitchen, making the person in courtyardsomewhat unable to bear, went intooutside the courtyardin abundance.
现在从厨房漂过来的臭味,让院子里的人有些受不了了,都纷纷地跑到院子外面了。„Wealsoarrive atoutside the courtyardwait/etc!”
“我们也到院子外面等等吧!”Ouyang Lizhusaid.
欧阳丽珠说道。Wasthisflavor was too smelly, is smelling the stinkinthiscourtyard, somewhatcould not bear.
实在是这味道太臭了,在这院子里闻着臭味,都有些受不了。„Un!”
“嗯!”willowQingqingalsonods.
柳箐箐也点点头。Wasthisflavor was too smelly, how the smellystrong-smelling bean curd, willowQingqingwere worriedoneselfa whileundermouth.
实在是这味道太臭了,怎么臭的臭豆腐,柳箐箐都担心自己等会儿下不了口。Does not hateto eatactually not, butcannot bearthatstink!
倒不是舍不得吃,而是受不了那个臭味啊!
......
……
After 20minutes, the leafglorycarries a strong-smelling bean curd of bigbasinto come out.
二十分钟后,叶荣耀端着一大盆子的臭豆腐出来。„Ok, everyonecame in!”
“好了,大家都进来吧!”
The leafgloryto the front courtyard, saidtopeople who ventilated outside.
叶荣耀到了前院,对都在外面透气的人们说道。Nowgot windy, so long as the leafgloryno longerfried in oilthisstrong-smelling bean curd, thisstinkonquickwindsweeping, like the present, front courtyard, althoughalsosomewhatlightstink, butcanreceive.
现在起风了,只要叶荣耀不再油炸这臭豆腐了,这臭味就很快风给吹走了,就像现在一样,前院虽然还有些淡淡的臭味,但还是能受的了的。„Smelly...... strong-smelling bean curdwhere?”
“臭……臭豆腐在哪里啊?”Do not look atLao Villagein a big wayall the year round the ageone, thisearmiraculous glow, the hands and feetis also flexible, onehear of leafRongyaosaid that thisstrong-smelling bean curdwas good, heisfirstenters the courtyardunexpectedly.
别看老村长年龄一大把了,这耳朵灵光,手脚也灵活啊,一听叶荣耀说这臭豆腐好了,他竟然是第一个进院子的。Actually the leafglorydoes not know,thisseniorvillage headhas treatednear the courtyardentrance, iswantsfirstto eat the strong-smelling bean curd that the leafglorymakes.
其实叶荣耀不知道,这老村长一直就待在院子门口附近,就是想要第一时间吃到叶荣耀弄的臭豆腐。Has tosay the gluttontoeat, was ready for any sacrificecompletely.
不得不说吃货为了吃,完全是豁出去了。„Thisnot?”
“这不是吗?”leafRongyaopoints at the bigwash bowl on stone tableto say.
叶荣耀指着石桌上的大脸盆说道。Because the personare many, the leafgloryused the stainless steelbigwash bowlto installthisstrong-smelling bean curdsimply.
因为人多,叶荣耀干脆就用不锈钢大脸盆来装这臭豆腐了。Thestainless steelbigwash bowl in kitchenis usedto clean vegetablesandput the vegetable/dish, will not be usedto wash the face.
厨房里的这不锈钢大脸盆都是用来洗菜、装菜的,不会用来洗脸的。„Thisstrong-smelling bean curdis really attractive, is somewhat smelly, is somewhat fragrant.”
“这臭豆腐真好看,有些臭,也有些香。”
The leafclose tolooking at the strong-smelling bean curdsaidto the sea.
叶向海靠近看了看臭豆腐说道。Thisstrong-smelling bean curdis square, the coloris the golden yellow, is really attractive.
这臭豆腐四四方方的,颜色是金黄色,煞是好看。
The ancient timeshave a verseto describe the strong-smelling bean curd.
古时有句诗句就这么形容臭豆腐的。„44sideside, enters the potto change the gold.”
“四四又方方,入锅变黄金。”„Although the bad reputationraises, eats the full mouthfragrance.”
“虽然臭名扬,吃来满口香。”„Husband, thisis the strong-smelling bean curd, the strong-smelling bean curdis notblack?”
“老公,这是臭豆腐,臭豆腐不是黑色的吗?”willowQingqinghas doubtsasks.
柳箐箐疑惑地问道。
Before willowQingqing, has not eaten the strong-smelling bean curd, has eatenonetimeat the gourmet festival of kindergartenonyesterday, thatstrong-smelling bean curdcoloris the black.
柳箐箐以前都没有吃过臭豆腐,就昨天在幼儿园的美食节吃过一次,那个臭豆腐颜色是黑色的。Was badly bigwith the color of strong-smelling bean curd the leafglorymakesnow, nowthisgoldenstrong-smelling bean curdlooks that has the appetitevery much.
跟叶荣耀现在做的臭豆腐的颜色差大了,现在这金黄色的臭豆腐看着就很有食欲。Naturally the premiseisthisstrong-smelling bean curddo not send outthisstink, smelledthisstink, willowQingqinganythingappetitedoes not have.
当然前提是这臭豆腐不要散发这臭味,嗅着这臭味,柳箐箐什么胃口都没有了。
Such smellything, willowQingqing was really under the mouth!
这么臭的东西,柳箐箐实在是下不了口啊!„Right, thisis the most authenticstrong-smelling bean curd that your husbandmakes.”
“对啊,这就是你老公做的最正宗的臭豆腐。”leafRongyaonodsto say.
叶荣耀点点头说道。„Can glory, eatnow?”
“荣耀,现在可以吃了吧?”
The leafsomewhataskedto the seaimpatiently.
叶向海有些迫不及待地问道。Was hearingthissmellybelt/bringfragrantflavor, the leafto the seaaffirmedthisstrong-smelling bean curdflavorwill not missabsolutely.
闻着这个臭中带香的味道,叶向海非常肯定这臭豆腐味道绝对不会差。„QiQi, yougoes to the kitchento come outwithsomedisposabletablewares.”
“琪琪,你们去厨房拿一些一次性碗筷出来。”
The leafglorytheyconfessesto saytoXue Kaiqi.
叶荣耀对薛凯琪她们交代道。„I......”
“我……”
In Xue Kaiqisomedo not wantto go, have a mind the shadow!
薛凯琪有些不想去,有心里阴影啊!„What's wrong, youwantto makeyourteacher's wifegoinadequately!”
“怎么,还是你想让你师娘去不成!”LeafglorysomestaredXue Kaiqioneeyesto saymorosely.
叶荣耀有些不高兴地瞪了薛凯琪一眼说道。A moment agoin the kitchen, earliest, leafglorysome that thisXue Kaiqiranwere not at heart happy.
刚才在厨房里,这个薛凯琪跑的最早,叶荣耀心里有些不高兴。Ownthisis the teachermustendure the stinkto makethisstrong-smelling bean curd, this studentrunsis so quick, is simply absurd.
自己这个做老师的都要忍着臭味做这臭豆腐,她这个学生跑的那么快,简直岂有此理。Therefore the leafglorymustbe takenthisdisposabletablewarebyoneselfthesestudents.
所以叶荣耀要让自己这些学生去取这一次性碗筷。„Wetake!”
“我们去拿!”Do not look that usuallyXue Kaiqidaresto act like a spoiled bratin the face of the leafglory, flings a smalltemper, once the complexion of leafgloryputs, Xue Kaiqifearsmustdie.
别看平时薛凯琪敢在叶荣耀面前撒撒娇,甩点小性子,可是一旦叶荣耀的脸色一放,薛凯琪就怕的要死。
......
……„Quitesmelly!”
“好臭啊!”Enters the kitchen, Xue Kaiqicovers the noseto say.
走进厨房,薛凯琪捂住鼻子说道。After alleven ifthiskitchenopened a windowcompletely, but the air flowcannot compareoutside, inside is also barely alive the thickstink.
毕竟这厨房哪怕全部开窗了,可是空气流动都比不上外面,里面还弥留着浓浓的臭味。Comes, was hearingthisstink, Xue Kaiqiwantsto spit, from infancy to maturity, Xue Kaiqihad not heard such smellyflavor, reallycannot bearthisflavor!
一进来,闻着这臭味,薛凯琪就想吐,从小到大,薛凯琪都没有闻过这么臭的味道,真的受不了这个味道啊!„Ok, hurriedto take the thingto go out!”
“好了,赶紧取东西就出去吧!”OuyangQianqiansaid.
欧阳倩倩说道。Herestrongozone, OuyangQianqiancannot bear!
这里的浓烈的臭气,欧阳倩倩也受不了啊!Is thinkinghurriesto take away, to leavethissmellykitchen the throwaway chopsticks.
想着赶紧把一次性筷子拿走,离开这臭臭的厨房。Ownthisteachernot onlymedical skillis fierce, thislanestink is also very fierce.
自己这个老师不但医术厉害,这弄臭味也厉害得很。„The appearance that teacherstaresis quite scary!”
“老师瞪眼睛的样子好吓人啊!”Some of Xue Kaiqilingering fearsaid.
薛凯琪有些后怕地说道。Onlyafterprevioustimematter that goes to the bar, Xue Kaiqimostfeared that the teacherstared.
只从上次去酒吧的事情后,薛凯琪最怕老师瞪眼睛了。Seeshimto stare, Xue Kaiqibecomes tenderon the foot, does not dareto speak!
一看到他瞪眼睛,薛凯琪就脚发软,都不敢说话了!„Appearance that yes, the teacherstares, reallylooksveryscary, the appearance that butheis angryis scarier.”
“是啊,老师瞪眼睛的样子,真的看起来很吓人,不过他生气的样子更吓人。”Saidhigh-profile.
张扬说道。Inteacher from infancy to maturity, meetshigh-profile, mostfeared the leafglory.
从小到大,张扬遇上的老师里,就最怕叶荣耀了。„Appearance that the teacheris angry, speciallycharming, has the manly flavorvery much.”
“不过老师生气的样子,也特别地帅气,很有男人味。”OuyangQianqiansmilessaid.
欧阳倩倩笑笑地说道。Startsnot to feel, butmorecontactswithoneselfthisteacher, morefeltownthisteacherveryman, is very fierce, is very mystical.
开始不觉得,可是越是跟自己这位老师接触,越觉得自己这位老师很男人,很厉害,也很神秘。The most important thing is, hehas the security sensespecially, gives the womanon the bodyincessantly the security sense, hisgoodtoteacher's wife, tosingle-minded of teacher's wifesentiment, makesOuyangQianqianveryexcited, enviesvery much.
最重要的是,他特别地有安全感,不止是在身体上给女人安全感,还有他对师母的好,对师母感情的专一,都让欧阳倩倩很心动,很羡慕。„Hehe, yougave the teacherto become the concubineto be good, hadwordsnot to say? To be able to learn, canaccompany the masterto rest?”
“呵呵,那你给老师当小老婆好了,有句话不是说了吗?要想学得会,就要陪师傅睡吗?”Xue Kaiqicracks a joketo say.
薛凯琪开玩笑说道。„Youdareto teasemelike this, Itold the teacherto go!”
“你敢这样取笑我,我告诉老师去!”OuyangQianqiansmilessaid.
欧阳倩倩笑笑地说道。„No, don't!”
“别,千万别!”Xue Kaiqifrightensbegs for mercysaid.
薛凯琪吓得求饶地说道。Ifby the teacheris knownoneselftakehimto crack a joke, oneself......
要是被老师知道自己拿他开玩笑的话,自己岂不是……Thinks, Xue Kaiqifrightensis pale.
想想,薛凯琪就吓的都脸色发白。Xue Kaiqi of fearless, fears the leafglorynow, fears the extremesimply.
天不怕地不怕的薛凯琪,现在就怕叶荣耀,简直就是怕到极点。Sometimes, the leafgloriouscomplexion not goodwords, Xue Kaiqiatmospheredoes not dareto breathe.
有时候,叶荣耀脸色不好的话,薛凯琪大气都不敢喘。„Hehe, little guy, your, but alsodaresto teaseme.”
“呵呵,小样的,就你这样,还敢取笑我。”OuyangQianqianhappilysaid with a smile.
欧阳倩倩得意地笑道。„We, herestank to high heavena bit faster, treats for oneminute, air/Qi unable to breathe.”
“我们快点吧,这里臭死了,多待一分钟,都气都喘不过来。”Saidhigh-profile.
张扬说道。„Icannot bearthistaste, does not know that such smellystrong-smelling bean curdis delicious.”
“我也受不了这个味,就不知道这么臭的臭豆腐好不好吃。”OuyangQianqiansaid.
欧阳倩倩说道。„Ifeltthing that the teachermakes, is delicious, thisstrong-smelling bean curdalso is very definitely delicious.”
“我觉得老师做的东西,都非常好吃,这个臭豆腐肯定也很好吃。”Saidhigh-profile.
张扬说道。HasinthisTaoyuan Village the moon/monthmany, makes widely knownalsoeats the meal that the leafgloryhas made, high-profileis looking like, thissimplyis the peerlessgood food!
在这桃源村已经有个把月多了,张扬也吃过叶荣耀做的饭菜,在张扬看来,这简直就是绝世美食啊!„Thatis the affirmation, the cook of teacher, simplywas the kitchengodlevel.”
“那是肯定的,老师的厨艺,简直就是厨神水平了。”Xue Kaiqisaid.
薛凯琪说道。Do not look at an appearance of Xue Kaiqirebel, toappearance that no oneis convinced, butshetooneselfteacherleafglory, thatisbeing convincedvery!
别看着薛凯琪一副叛逆的样子,对谁都不服气的样子,可她对自己老师叶荣耀,那是服气的很啊!InXue Kaiqiopinion, the teachersimplyis the perfectman.
在薛凯琪看来,老师简直就是完美男人。Although is sometimes very ominoustooneself, isto Xue Kaiqi, shelikessuchman, so long ashas the skilllike this, the powerfulman, canconquer itself.
虽然有时候对自己很凶,可是对于薛凯琪来说,她就是喜欢这样的男人,只要这样有本事,强悍的男人,才能征服自己。What a pity such perfectman, has married.
可惜这么完美的男人,已经结婚了。NowXue Kaiqi'smarriage requirements, takeownteacheras the standard.
现在薛凯琪的择偶标准,就是以自己老师为标准。Minimum requirement, musthaveteacherhalf ofskills, orXue Kaiqimanageswill not managehis.
最低要求,也要有自己老师一半的本事,或者薛凯琪理都不会理他的。What a pityXue Kaiqidoes not knowskillmanygoing of ownteacher, shewantedto findto have the men of leafgloryhalf ofskill, this whole lifewas impossible.
可惜薛凯琪不知道自己老师的本事多的去,她想要找到拥有叶荣耀一半本事的男人,这辈子都不可能。
......
……„Youtake a tablewareso is so slow!”
“你们拿一根碗筷这么就这么慢啊!”SeesOuyangQianqiantheyto come, the seniorvillage headleafsaidtoseasomediscontentedly.
见欧阳倩倩她们过来,老村长叶向海有些不满地说道。Really, is really the seniorvillage headgreedyfierce!
实在,实在是老村长馋的厉害啊!„Insidewas too smelly!”
“里面太臭了!”OuyangQianqiansaid.
欧阳倩倩说道。„Thatactually, Ithisforgetting.”
“那倒是,我把这茬给忘了。”
The seniorvillage headleafthoughtto the sea, thiskitchenaffirmsnowsmelly, thiswent injust likeenterstoxic gas, was definitely hard to start!
老村长叶向海想起来了,这厨房现在肯定臭的很,这进去犹如进入毒气阵,肯定举步维艰啊!„Can glory, eat?”
“荣耀,可以吃了吧?”Ye Xiangdesomewhataskedimpatiently.
叶向德有些迫不及待地问道。„Was OK, because the personare many, each can only tofivestrong-smelling bean curds, be beautifulyouto giveeveryone the difference.”
“可以了,因为人多,每一个只能给五块臭豆腐,倩倩你们给大家分。”leafRongyao, points at a nearbybigchina bowlto continueto sayat this point: „Herehas the season, mustadd the season, oneselfadd, suchflavorwill be more delicious.”
叶荣耀说到这里,指着边上的一个大瓷碗继续说道:“这里有调味剂,要加调味剂的,自己加点,那样味道会更加好吃。”As the voice of leafgloryfalls, OuyangQianqiantheygaveeveryone a minute/share of thisstrong-smelling bean curd.
随着叶荣耀的话音落,欧阳倩倩她们就给大家分这臭豆腐了。
The leafglorytakes up a plasticbowl, clampedtenstrong-smelling bean curdsto placein the bowl.
叶荣耀拿起一个塑料碗,夹了十块臭豆腐放在碗里。„Didn't glory, saypersonfivestrong-smelling bean curds?”
“荣耀,不是说一个人五块臭豆腐吗?”
The leafto the sealooks that the leafgloryinstalledtenstrong-smelling bean curdsin a bowlunexpectedly, remindedhimto say.
叶向海看着叶荣耀竟然在一个碗里装了十块臭豆腐,就提醒他说道。„Hehe, Iam a host family, Ihave the privilege!”
“呵呵,我是主人家,我有特权啊!”leafRongyaosmilessaid.
叶荣耀笑笑地说道。„Iam a village head, mywhethermulti-precession of equinoxes?”
“我是村长,我是不是能多分点啊?”
The leafsaid.
叶向海说道。
It looks like to the seain the leaf, fivestrong-smelling bean curds, were really few, insufficientlyhisstops upgap between teeth.
在叶向海看来,才五块臭豆腐,实在是太少了,都不够他塞牙缝了。„It is not good!”
“不行!”Leafglorydirectgave the veto.
叶荣耀直接一口就给否决了。„You...... consider as finished, fivefive!”
“你……算了,五块就五块!”
The seniorvillage headsaidreluctantly.
老村长无奈地说道。Nowthisleafglory, the seniorvillage headcannot stir up!
现在这个叶荣耀,老村长也惹不起啊!If this few years ago, thisbratdaresto speaktooneselflike this, oneself a palm of the handhave hit.
这要是几年前,这兔崽子敢这样跟自己说话的,自己早就一巴掌打过去了。
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