ICMMWLD :: Volume #11

#1067: Plays the teacher joke


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Ok, you went out, looked at your conditions, could not help!” “好了,你还是出去等吧,看你们这个状况,也帮不了什么忙!” leaf Rongyao looked at Ouyang Qianqian and making widely known, shakes the head to say. 叶荣耀看了看欧阳倩倩和张扬,不由地摇摇头说道。 Them told that will be very smelly, they have not believed that now finally suffers hardship! 跟她们说会很臭的,她们还不信,现在终于受罪了吧! Really does not listen to the teacher saying that suffers a loss at present. 真的是不听老师言,吃亏在眼前。 Thanks the teacher!” “谢谢老师!” Teacher, we walked!” “老师,我们走了!” This Ouyang Qianqian and made widely known no longer showed off power, said the sound, two females with spear/gun, the both legs interlocked the staggering place fast to run this kitchen. 这回欧阳倩倩和张扬不再逞强了,说了声,两女就跟中了枪似的,双腿交错飞快的踉跄地跑出这厨房了。 Is beautiful and high-profile, you how?” “倩倩、张扬,你们怎么样了?” Sees Ouyang Qianqian and makes widely known the step to stagger to run the kitchen, willow Qingqing asked on the doubts. 见欧阳倩倩和张扬步伐踉跄地跑出厨房,柳箐箐就疑惑地问道。 Teacher's wife, this strong-smelling bean curd was really smelly.” “师母,这臭豆腐实在是太臭了。” Ouyang Qianqian is breathing heavily to say. 欧阳倩倩喘着粗气说道。 This is Ouyang Qianqian this whole life has smelled the smelliest flavor absolutely, really smelly inappropriate! 这绝对是欧阳倩倩这辈子闻过最臭的味道,真的臭的让人受不了啊! Is so smelly?” “有那么臭吗?” Because the stink of this strong-smelling bean curd has not scattered completely, willow Qingqing they, although smells the stink, to has not been in the unsupportable situation, feels somewhat smelly. 因为这臭豆腐的臭味还没有完全飘散过来,柳箐箐她们虽然闻到臭味,到也没有到不能忍受的地步,就是觉得有些臭而已。 Teacher's wife, is very smelly!” “师母,真的很臭!” Nods to say high-profile. 张扬点点头说道。 At this time, the strong stink fluttered from the kitchen to this front courtyard comes. 就在这时候,浓烈的臭味从厨房飘到这前院来了。 Quite smelly!” “好臭啊!” This was also too smelly!” “这也太臭了吧!” Was too smelly, I must ventilate to the courtyard outside.” “太臭了,我要到院子外面透透气。” ...... …… Now stink that floats from the kitchen, making the person in courtyard somewhat unable to bear, went into outside the courtyard in abundance. 现在从厨房漂过来的臭味,让院子里的人有些受不了了,都纷纷地跑到院子外面了。 We also arrive at outside the courtyard wait/etc!” “我们也到院子外面等等吧!” Ouyang Lizhu said. 欧阳丽珠说道。 Was this flavor was too smelly, is smelling the stink in this courtyard, somewhat could not bear. 实在是这味道太臭了,在这院子里闻着臭味,都有些受不了。 Un!” “嗯!” willow Qingqing also nods. 柳箐箐也点点头。 Was this flavor was too smelly, how the smelly strong-smelling bean curd, willow Qingqing were worried oneself a while under mouth. 实在是这味道太臭了,怎么臭的臭豆腐,柳箐箐都担心自己等会儿下不了口。 Does not hate to eat actually not, but cannot bear that stink! 倒不是舍不得吃,而是受不了那个臭味啊! ...... …… After 20 minutes, the leaf glory carries a strong-smelling bean curd of big basin to come out. 二十分钟后,叶荣耀端着一大盆子的臭豆腐出来。 Ok, everyone came in!” “好了,大家都进来吧!” The leaf glory to the front courtyard, said to people who ventilated outside. 叶荣耀到了前院,对都在外面透气的人们说道。 Now got windy, so long as the leaf glory no longer fried in oil this strong-smelling bean curd, this stink on quick wind sweeping, like the present, front courtyard, although also somewhat light stink, but can receive. 现在起风了,只要叶荣耀不再油炸这臭豆腐了,这臭味就很快风给吹走了,就像现在一样,前院虽然还有些淡淡的臭味,但还是能受的了的。 Smelly...... strong-smelling bean curd where?” “臭……臭豆腐在哪里啊?” Do not look at Lao Village in a big way all the year round the age one, this ear miraculous glow, the hands and feet is also flexible, one hear of leaf Rongyao said that this strong-smelling bean curd was good, he is first enters the courtyard unexpectedly. 别看老村长年龄一大把了,这耳朵灵光,手脚也灵活啊,一听叶荣耀说这臭豆腐好了,他竟然是第一个进院子的。 Actually the leaf glory does not know, this senior village head has treated near the courtyard entrance, is wants first to eat the strong-smelling bean curd that the leaf glory makes. 其实叶荣耀不知道,这老村长一直就待在院子门口附近,就是想要第一时间吃到叶荣耀弄的臭豆腐。 Has to say the glutton to eat, was ready for any sacrifice completely. 不得不说吃货为了吃,完全是豁出去了。 This not?” “这不是吗?” leaf Rongyao points at the big wash bowl on stone table to say. 叶荣耀指着石桌上的大脸盆说道。 Because the person are many, the leaf glory used the stainless steel big wash bowl to install this strong-smelling bean curd simply. 因为人多,叶荣耀干脆就用不锈钢大脸盆来装这臭豆腐了。 The stainless steel big wash bowl in kitchen is used to clean vegetables and put the vegetable/dish, will not be used to wash the face. 厨房里的这不锈钢大脸盆都是用来洗菜、装菜的,不会用来洗脸的。 This strong-smelling bean curd is really attractive, is somewhat smelly, is somewhat fragrant.” “这臭豆腐真好看,有些臭,也有些香。” The leaf close to looking at the strong-smelling bean curd said to the sea. 叶向海靠近看了看臭豆腐说道。 This strong-smelling bean curd is square, the color is the golden yellow, is really attractive. 这臭豆腐四四方方的,颜色是金黄色,煞是好看。 The ancient times have a verse to describe the strong-smelling bean curd. 古时有句诗句就这么形容臭豆腐的。 44 side side, enters the pot to change the gold.” “四四又方方,入锅变黄金。” Although the bad reputation raises, eats the full mouth fragrance.” “虽然臭名扬,吃来满口香。” Husband, this is the strong-smelling bean curd, the strong-smelling bean curd is not black?” “老公,这是臭豆腐,臭豆腐不是黑色的吗?” willow Qingqing has doubts asks. 柳箐箐疑惑地问道。 Before willow Qingqing, has not eaten the strong-smelling bean curd, has eaten one time at the gourmet festival of kindergarten on yesterday, that strong-smelling bean curd color is the black. 柳箐箐以前都没有吃过臭豆腐,就昨天在幼儿园的美食节吃过一次,那个臭豆腐颜色是黑色的。 Was badly big with the color of strong-smelling bean curd the leaf glory makes now, now this golden strong-smelling bean curd looks that has the appetite very much. 跟叶荣耀现在做的臭豆腐的颜色差大了,现在这金黄色的臭豆腐看着就很有食欲。 Naturally the premise is this strong-smelling bean curd do not send out this stink, smelled this stink, willow Qingqing anything appetite does not have. 当然前提是这臭豆腐不要散发这臭味,嗅着这臭味,柳箐箐什么胃口都没有了。 Such smelly thing, willow Qingqing was really under the mouth! 这么臭的东西,柳箐箐实在是下不了口啊! Right, this is the most authentic strong-smelling bean curd that your husband makes.” “对啊,这就是你老公做的最正宗的臭豆腐。” leaf Rongyao nods to say. 叶荣耀点点头说道。 „Can glory, eat now?” “荣耀,现在可以吃了吧?” The leaf somewhat asked to the sea impatiently. 叶向海有些迫不及待地问道。 Was hearing this smelly belt/bring fragrant flavor, the leaf to the sea affirmed this strong-smelling bean curd flavor will not miss absolutely. 闻着这个臭中带香的味道,叶向海非常肯定这臭豆腐味道绝对不会差。 Qi Qi, you goes to the kitchen to come out with some disposable tablewares.” “琪琪,你们去厨房拿一些一次性碗筷出来。” The leaf glory they confesses to say to Xue Kaiqi. 叶荣耀对薛凯琪她们交代道。 I......” “我……” In Xue Kaiqi some do not want to go, have a mind the shadow! 薛凯琪有些不想去,有心里阴影啊! What's wrong, you want to make your teacher's wife go inadequately!” “怎么,还是你想让你师娘去不成!” Leaf glory some stared Xue Kaiqi one eyes to say morosely. 叶荣耀有些不高兴地瞪了薛凯琪一眼说道。 A moment ago in the kitchen, earliest, leaf glory some that this Xue Kaiqi ran were not at heart happy. 刚才在厨房里,这个薛凯琪跑的最早,叶荣耀心里有些不高兴。 Own this is the teacher must endure the stink to make this strong-smelling bean curd, this student runs is so quick, is simply absurd. 自己这个做老师的都要忍着臭味做这臭豆腐,她这个学生跑的那么快,简直岂有此理。 Therefore the leaf glory must be taken this disposable tableware by oneself these students. 所以叶荣耀要让自己这些学生去取这一次性碗筷。 We take!” “我们去拿!” Do not look that usually Xue Kaiqi dares to act like a spoiled brat in the face of the leaf glory, flings a small temper, once the complexion of leaf glory puts, Xue Kaiqi fears must die. 别看平时薛凯琪敢在叶荣耀面前撒撒娇,甩点小性子,可是一旦叶荣耀的脸色一放,薛凯琪就怕的要死。 ...... …… Quite smelly!” “好臭啊!” Enters the kitchen, Xue Kaiqi covers the nose to say. 走进厨房,薛凯琪捂住鼻子说道。 After all even if this kitchen opened a window completely, but the air flow cannot compare outside, inside is also barely alive the thick stink. 毕竟这厨房哪怕全部开窗了,可是空气流动都比不上外面,里面还弥留着浓浓的臭味。 Comes, was hearing this stink, Xue Kaiqi wants to spit, from infancy to maturity, Xue Kaiqi had not heard such smelly flavor, really cannot bear this flavor! 一进来,闻着这臭味,薛凯琪就想吐,从小到大,薛凯琪都没有闻过这么臭的味道,真的受不了这个味道啊! Ok, hurried to take the thing to go out!” “好了,赶紧取东西就出去吧!” Ouyang Qianqian said. 欧阳倩倩说道。 Here strong ozone, Ouyang Qianqian cannot bear! 这里的浓烈的臭气,欧阳倩倩也受不了啊! Is thinking hurries to take away, to leave this smelly kitchen the throwaway chopsticks. 想着赶紧把一次性筷子拿走,离开这臭臭的厨房。 Own this teacher not only medical skill is fierce, this lane stink is also very fierce. 自己这个老师不但医术厉害,这弄臭味也厉害得很。 „The appearance that teacher stares is quite scary!” “老师瞪眼睛的样子好吓人啊!” Some of Xue Kaiqi lingering fear said. 薛凯琪有些后怕地说道。 Only after previous time matter that goes to the bar, Xue Kaiqi most feared that the teacher stared. 只从上次去酒吧的事情后,薛凯琪最怕老师瞪眼睛了。 Sees him to stare, Xue Kaiqi becomes tender on the foot, does not dare to speak! 一看到他瞪眼睛,薛凯琪就脚发软,都不敢说话了! Appearance that yes, the teacher stares, really looks very scary, the appearance that but he is angry is scarier.” “是啊,老师瞪眼睛的样子,真的看起来很吓人,不过他生气的样子更吓人。” Said high-profile. 张扬说道。 In teacher from infancy to maturity, meets high-profile, most feared the leaf glory. 从小到大,张扬遇上的老师里,就最怕叶荣耀了。 Appearance that the teacher is angry, specially charming, has the manly flavor very much.” “不过老师生气的样子,也特别地帅气,很有男人味。” Ouyang Qianqian smiles said. 欧阳倩倩笑笑地说道。 Starts not to feel, but more contacts with oneself this teacher, more felt own this teacher very man, is very fierce, is very mystical. 开始不觉得,可是越是跟自己这位老师接触,越觉得自己这位老师很男人,很厉害,也很神秘。 The most important thing is, he has the security sense specially, gives the woman on the body incessantly the security sense, his good to teacher's wife, to single-minded of teacher's wife sentiment, makes Ouyang Qianqian very excited, envies very much. 最重要的是,他特别地有安全感,不止是在身体上给女人安全感,还有他对师母的好,对师母感情的专一,都让欧阳倩倩很心动,很羡慕。 Hehe, you gave the teacher to become the concubine to be good, had words not to say? To be able to learn, can accompany the master to rest?” “呵呵,那你给老师当小老婆好了,有句话不是说了吗?要想学得会,就要陪师傅睡吗?” Xue Kaiqi cracks a joke to say. 薛凯琪开玩笑说道。 You dare to tease me like this, I told the teacher to go!” “你敢这样取笑我,我告诉老师去!” Ouyang Qianqian smiles said. 欧阳倩倩笑笑地说道。 No, don't!” “别,千万别!” Xue Kaiqi frightens begs for mercy said. 薛凯琪吓得求饶地说道。 If by the teacher is known oneself take him to crack a joke, oneself...... 要是被老师知道自己拿他开玩笑的话,自己岂不是…… Thinks, Xue Kaiqi frightens is pale. 想想,薛凯琪就吓的都脸色发白。 Xue Kaiqi of fearless, fears the leaf glory now, fears the extreme simply. 天不怕地不怕的薛凯琪,现在就怕叶荣耀,简直就是怕到极点。 Sometimes, the leaf glorious complexion not good words, Xue Kaiqi atmosphere does not dare to breathe. 有时候,叶荣耀脸色不好的话,薛凯琪大气都不敢喘。 Hehe, little guy, your, but also dares to tease me.” “呵呵,小样的,就你这样,还敢取笑我。” Ouyang Qianqian happily said with a smile. 欧阳倩倩得意地笑道。 We, here stank to high heaven a bit faster, treats for one minute, air/Qi unable to breathe.” “我们快点吧,这里臭死了,多待一分钟,都气都喘不过来。” Said high-profile. 张扬说道。 I cannot bear this taste, does not know that such smelly strong-smelling bean curd is delicious.” “我也受不了这个味,就不知道这么臭的臭豆腐好不好吃。” Ouyang Qianqian said. 欧阳倩倩说道。 I felt thing that the teacher makes, is delicious, this strong-smelling bean curd also is very definitely delicious.” “我觉得老师做的东西,都非常好吃,这个臭豆腐肯定也很好吃。” Said high-profile. 张扬说道。 Has in this Taoyuan Village the moon/month many, makes widely known also eats the meal that the leaf glory has made, high-profile is looking like, this simply is the peerless good food! 在这桃源村已经有个把月多了,张扬也吃过叶荣耀做的饭菜,在张扬看来,这简直就是绝世美食啊! That is the affirmation, the cook of teacher, simply was the kitchen god level.” “那是肯定的,老师的厨艺,简直就是厨神水平了。” Xue Kaiqi said. 薛凯琪说道。 Do not look at an appearance of Xue Kaiqi rebel, to appearance that no one is convinced, but she to oneself teacher leaf glory, that is being convinced very! 别看着薛凯琪一副叛逆的样子,对谁都不服气的样子,可她对自己老师叶荣耀,那是服气的很啊! In Xue Kaiqi opinion, the teacher simply is the perfect man. 在薛凯琪看来,老师简直就是完美男人。 Although is sometimes very ominous to oneself, is to Xue Kaiqi, she likes such man, so long as has the skill like this, the powerful man, can conquer itself. 虽然有时候对自己很凶,可是对于薛凯琪来说,她就是喜欢这样的男人,只要这样有本事,强悍的男人,才能征服自己。 What a pity such perfect man, has married. 可惜这么完美的男人,已经结婚了。 Now Xue Kaiqi's marriage requirements, take own teacher as the standard. 现在薛凯琪的择偶标准,就是以自己老师为标准。 Minimum requirement, must have teacher half of skills, or Xue Kaiqi manages will not manage his. 最低要求,也要有自己老师一半的本事,或者薛凯琪理都不会理他的。 What a pity Xue Kaiqi does not know skill many going of own teacher, she wanted to find to have the men of leaf glory half of skill, this whole life was impossible. 可惜薛凯琪不知道自己老师的本事多的去,她想要找到拥有叶荣耀一半本事的男人,这辈子都不可能。 ...... …… You take a tableware so is so slow!” “你们拿一根碗筷这么就这么慢啊!” Sees Ouyang Qianqian they to come, the senior village head leaf said to sea some discontentedly. 见欧阳倩倩她们过来,老村长叶向海有些不满地说道。 Really, is really the senior village head greedy fierce! 实在,实在是老村长馋的厉害啊! Inside was too smelly!” “里面太臭了!” Ouyang Qianqian said. 欧阳倩倩说道。 That actually, I this forgetting.” “那倒是,我把这茬给忘了。” The senior village head leaf thought to the sea, this kitchen affirms now smelly, this went in just like enters toxic gas, was definitely hard to start! 老村长叶向海想起来了,这厨房现在肯定臭的很,这进去犹如进入毒气阵,肯定举步维艰啊! „Can glory, eat?” “荣耀,可以吃了吧?” Ye Xiangde somewhat asked impatiently. 叶向德有些迫不及待地问道。 Was OK, because the person are many, each can only to five strong-smelling bean curds, be beautiful you to give everyone the difference.” “可以了,因为人多,每一个只能给五块臭豆腐,倩倩你们给大家分。” leaf Rongyao, points at a nearby big china bowl to continue to say at this point: Here has the season, must add the season, oneself add, such flavor will be more delicious.” 叶荣耀说到这里,指着边上的一个大瓷碗继续说道:“这里有调味剂,要加调味剂的,自己加点,那样味道会更加好吃。” As the voice of leaf glory falls, Ouyang Qianqian they gave everyone a minute/share of this strong-smelling bean curd. 随着叶荣耀的话音落,欧阳倩倩她们就给大家分这臭豆腐了。 The leaf glory takes up a plastic bowl, clamped ten strong-smelling bean curds to place in the bowl. 叶荣耀拿起一个塑料碗,夹了十块臭豆腐放在碗里。 „Didn't glory, say person five strong-smelling bean curds?” “荣耀,不是说一个人五块臭豆腐吗?” The leaf to the sea looks that the leaf glory installed ten strong-smelling bean curds in a bowl unexpectedly, reminded him to say. 叶向海看着叶荣耀竟然在一个碗里装了十块臭豆腐,就提醒他说道。 Hehe, I am a host family, I have the privilege!” “呵呵,我是主人家,我有特权啊!” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 I am a village head, my whether multi- precession of equinoxes?” “我是村长,我是不是能多分点啊?” The leaf said. 叶向海说道。 It looks like to the sea in the leaf, five strong-smelling bean curds, were really few, insufficiently his stops up gap between teeth. 在叶向海看来,才五块臭豆腐,实在是太少了,都不够他塞牙缝了。 „It is not good!” “不行!” Leaf glory direct gave the veto. 叶荣耀直接一口就给否决了。 You...... consider as finished, five five!” “你……算了,五块就五块!” The senior village head said reluctantly. 老村长无奈地说道。 Now this leaf glory, the senior village head cannot stir up! 现在这个叶荣耀,老村长也惹不起啊! If this few years ago, this brat dares to speak to oneself like this, oneself a palm of the hand have hit. 这要是几年前,这兔崽子敢这样跟自己说话的,自己早就一巴掌打过去了。
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