ICMMWLD :: Volume #11

#1064: Too smelly


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The strong-smelling bean curd, has the north and south different types, in the south also names the strong-smelling bean curd, although its outside is wise without appearing to be, in draw to see to be wonderful and well-established uncouth and actually humbly, is ancient and traditional, once were savored, often made to stop but cannot, taste to quickly. 臭豆腐,有北方和南方的不同类型,在南方又名臭干子,其名虽俗气、却外陋内秀、平中见奇、源远流长,古老而传统,一经品味,常令欲罢不能,一尝为快。 The manufacture method and edible way of the world have the difference in area, its manufacture and flavor even difference are really big. 世界各地的制作方式和食用方式均存在地区上的差异,其制作以及味道均差异甚大。 But is hears smelly, eats the fragrance to overflow, this is the characteristics of strong-smelling bean curd. 但都是闻起来臭,吃起来香气四溢,这是臭豆腐的特点。 The strong-smelling bean curd that leaf Rongyao makes now is the southern strong-smelling bean curd. 叶荣耀现在做的臭豆腐是南方的臭豆腐。 What north is eats as the tofu, getting food down brined vegetable, does not need the retreatment, the direct entrance gets food down, each can only eat little. 北方的是作为豆腐来吃,下饭咸菜,无需再加工,直接入口下饭,每顿只能吃一点点。 The southern strong-smelling bean curd is the oil used has exploded, stink northern wants to be gentle , after frying in oil, works as the snack dessert. Can eat. 南方的臭豆腐是用油来炸过,臭味比北方的要柔和些,油炸后当小吃点心。可以吃很多。 leaf Rongyao online looked yesterday, currently some peddlers use the strong-smelling bean curd that the excrement makes unexpectedly, the leaf glory think the nausea of thinking. 叶荣耀昨天在网上看了,现在有些小贩竟然使用粪便来制作的臭豆腐,叶荣耀想想就觉的恶心。 Is making like this, the food safety of Huaxia is very worrying. 在这样弄下去,华夏的食品安全真的很让人堪忧。 The leaf glory does not dare to go to the market to buy the strong-smelling bean curd in any case now absolutely, who knows that does with the excrement, thinks of here, the leaf glory wants to spit. 反正叶荣耀现在绝对不敢去市场上买臭豆腐了,谁知道是不是用粪便做的,一想到这里,叶荣耀都想吐。 The use leaf glory prepares itself to make the strong-smelling bean curd. 使用叶荣耀准备自己制作臭豆腐。 This strong-smelling bean curd manufacture raw material is also very simple, is the soybean, the chili oil, tea oil, sesame oil, soy sauce, bittern, coarse salt, plaster of Paris. 这个臭豆腐制作原料也很简单,就是黄豆、辣椒油、茶油、麻油、酱油、卤水、粗盐、熟石膏等。 What the soybean leaf glory uses is the family/home plants the soybean that before the chili oil, tea oil, sesame oil and soy sauce these glory, did, in the kitchen has, the bittern is also very good to manufacture, moreover this bittern leaf glory also has ready-made. 黄豆叶荣耀使用的是自己家种植的黄豆,辣椒油、茶油、麻油、酱油这些叶荣耀以前都做了很多,厨房里都有,卤水也很好制作,而且这卤水叶荣耀也有现成的。 leaf Rongyao washes cleanly the soybean, sends with the blister the soybean, the system becomes the soft bean curd, scoops up into the soft bean curd the wooden box, covers the plank, presses the heavy stone, presses the moisture content, makes the tofu. 叶荣耀把黄豆洗干净,将黄豆用水泡发,制成为豆腐脑,将豆腐脑舀入木盒内,盖上木板,压上重石块,压去水分,做成豆腐。 Will manufacture the good tofu and ferrous sulfate puts in the barrel to soak. 将制作好的豆腐和青矾放入桶内浸泡。 This soaking time takes over ten hours probably. 这个浸泡时间大概要十个小时以上。 Completes this, the leaf glory also went back to sleep. 做完这样,叶荣耀也就回去睡觉了。 „Is husband, what you busy at work?” “老公,你忙活什么啊?” willow Qingqing sees the leaf glory to come back, the doubts asked. 柳箐箐见叶荣耀回来,疑惑地问道。 Do not eat the strong-smelling bean curd? Am I making the strong-smelling bean curd?” “你不是要吃臭豆腐吗?我在做臭豆腐呢?” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 Really, that strong-smelling bean curd?” “真的,那臭豆腐呢?” willow Qingqing has doubts asks. 柳箐箐疑惑地问道。 Where is so quick, isn't this fermenting?” “哪里有那么快啊,这不是在发酵吗?” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 When that can eat the strong-smelling bean curd!” “那什么时候能吃到臭豆腐啊!” willow Qingqing asked. 柳箐箐问道。 Tomorrow, you can eat the most authentic strong-smelling bean curd tomorrow!” “明天,明天你就能吃上最正宗的臭豆腐了!” The leaf glory definitely said. 叶荣耀肯定地说道。 Good!” “太好了!” One hear can eat the strong-smelling bean curd tomorrow, willow Qingqing is very happy. 一听明天就可以吃到臭豆腐,柳箐箐很开心。 The leaf glory is very clear, so long as stems from the snack of husband hand, absolutely is the world culinary excellences. 叶荣耀可是很清楚,只要出自自己老公手的小吃,绝对都是人间极品美食。 Tomorrow morning you bring toot toot to go to the home for the elderly!” “明天早上你带着嘟嘟都去老人之家吧!” leaf Rongyao thinks to say. 叶荣耀想了想说道。 Tomorrow must make this authentic strong-smelling bean curd, this strong-smelling bean curd like not making other food, the done good words, hundred li (0.5 km) smells as sweet. 明天自己就要做这正宗的臭豆腐了,这臭豆腐不像做其它的菜肴,做的好的话,百里飘香。 This more delicious strong-smelling bean curd, that is smellier, it can be said that hundred li (0.5 km) flutter smelly! 这越好吃的臭豆腐,那就是越臭,可以说是百里飘臭啊! It is estimated that makes strong-smelling bean curd a time, this wants the entire courtyard to stink to high heaven absolutely! 估计做一次臭豆腐,这绝对要整个院子都臭气熏天啊! Why?” “为什么啊?” I feared makes the strong-smelling bean curd time, that stink, will faint smelly you!” “我怕做臭豆腐的时候,那个臭味,会臭晕你们!” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 Is so exaggerating?” “有那么夸张吗?” willow Qingqing suspected that asked. 柳箐箐怀疑地问道。 willow Qingqing listened to many people saying that the strong-smelling bean curd was very smelly, but has not heard to be able the smelly dizzy person. 柳箐箐是听很多人说臭豆腐很臭,可也没有听说能臭晕人来的。 Hehe, you will know tomorrow.” “呵呵,明天你就知道了。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 Said again many, was inferior that the actual result makes one believe. 说的再多,不如实际效果让人相信。 We went to the home for the elderly to be good.” “那我们去老人之家好了。” willow Qingqing said. 柳箐箐说道。 willow Qingqing certainly believes own husband will not deceive oneself. 柳箐箐当然相信自己老公不会骗自己的。 That did toot toot fall asleep?” “那个嘟嘟睡着了吧?” leaf Rongyao looked under toot toot, asked to willow Qingqing. 叶荣耀看了下嘟嘟,对柳箐箐问道。 Fell asleep.” “睡着了。” willow Qingqing nods to say. 柳箐箐点点头说道。 Wife......” “老婆……” leaf Rongyao the eyes look tearfully willow Qingqing asked. 叶荣耀眼睛汪汪地看着柳箐箐问道。 Does?” “干嘛?” willow Qingqing is blushing to look that the leaf glory asked. 柳箐箐红着脸看着叶荣耀问道。 As the woman, willow Qingqing understands certainly own man wants to do. 作为女人,柳箐箐当然明白自己男人想干嘛了。 Knows to turn over to know, must such a ask intentionally. 只是知道归知道,还是要故意这么一问的。 This is the affective tone between couples. 这就是夫妻间的情调。 Wife, we have not done for a long time!” “老婆,咱们好久没有做了吧!” leaf Rongyao takes off the clothes, holds willow Qingqing to puff to say. 叶荣耀把衣服一脱,抱着柳箐箐喘着粗气说道。 Repugnant, yesterday had done!” “讨厌,昨天才做过呢!” Yesterday has done? How I do not have an impression, looked must heat, therefore under......” “昨天有做过吗?我怎么没有一点印象啊,看了要温故下……” Was saying the leaf glory presses willow Qingqing under the body. 说着叶荣耀就把柳箐箐压在身下。 Light, toot toot is sleeping.” “轻点,嘟嘟在睡觉呢。” ...... …… Next day, after willow Qingqing they leaves the courtyard, the leaf glory goes to the kitchen, opens the jug of tofu own yesterday infused. 第二天,等柳箐箐她们离开院子后,叶荣耀去厨房,把自己昨天泡制的豆腐的坛子打开。 This is also the first time that the leaf glory made this strong-smelling bean curd, although knows the tofu that this infuses will be very smelly, when does not have to care. 这也是叶荣耀第一次做这臭豆腐,虽然知道这泡制的豆腐会很臭,当也没有太在意。 But this turns on the jug, the stink of coming, almost the eye turns, fainted smelly. 可是这一打开坛子,迎面而来的臭味,就差点眼睛一翻,给臭晕厥过去了。 Then, the leaf glory with being drunk, the both legs interlock fast staggers 78 steps, has fallen back on another end of kitchen, this stops the footsteps. 接着,叶荣耀就跟喝醉酒似的,双腿交错飞快的踉跄出七八步,一直退到厨房的另一端,这才止住脚步。 Then, all windows of opening kitchen fast, lie in the window are puffing at the same time, whole person uncomfortable must die. 然后,飞快的打开厨房的所有窗户,趴在窗户一边喘着粗气,整个人都难受的要死。 mother, this stink really unexpected heavy! 尼玛的,这臭味真的出乎意料的重啊! The leaf glory thinks oneself are strong, can disregard this strong-smelling bean curd was smelly. 叶荣耀自以为自己身体强壮,可以无视这臭豆腐的臭了。 Now the leaf glory was understood, oneself overestimated himself. 现在叶荣耀算是明白了,自己还是高估了自己了。 If nothing else, the flavor of this strong-smelling bean curd, almost made glory fainting. 别的不说,就这臭豆腐的味道,就差点让叶荣耀给晕厥过去了。 This flavor was really ill-smelling, was not the degree that the normal person can endure, this was one type is quite incisively exciting, to the pinnacle stink. 这味道实在是太难闻了,根本就不是正常人能够忍受的程度,这是一种极为刺激、尖锐到极致的臭味。 The stink of this strong-smelling bean curd, can make the gas weapon, this might absolutely. 这臭豆腐的臭味,都可以做毒气武器了,这威力绝对杆杆的。 Deeply after inhaling some little time the out of the window chilly air, the leaf glory was slow the god, but at this time, the entire kitchen is the stink smoked the day. 深吸了好一会儿窗外清冷的空气后,叶荣耀算是缓过神了,不过这个时候,整个厨房都已经是臭味熏天了。 Even lies in the window along the son on, the head has extended outside the window, the leaf glory heard little stink that Fanglili flutters time, somewhat cannot bear want to spit. 即使是趴在窗台沿儿上,脑袋已经伸在窗户外,叶荣耀闻房里里飘过来的一点点臭味的时候,有些忍不住想吐。 It is not because this share stink ran was so far, still rich was unendurable, but before because , when the leaf glory turned on the jug, under unexpected under that child was attacked suddenly, was really intense, like with front surface by person blow to the head, has not recovered thoroughly the leaf glory to the present. 并不是因为这股子臭味跑了这么远,依然浓郁的让人难以忍受,而是因为之前在叶荣耀打开坛子的时候,猝不及防之下的那下子被突然袭击,实在是太强烈了,就像跟迎面被人当头一棒似的,以至于叶荣耀到现在都还没彻底缓过劲儿来呢。 leaf Rongyao somewhat rejoices now, few of oneself morning eating, otherwise now spitting came out the breakfast cleanly. 叶荣耀现在有些庆幸,自己早上吃的少,要不然现在早就把早餐给吐干净出来了。 Under this type of stink, the leaf glory did not have the means to treat, quickly came out from the kitchen. 这种臭味下,叶荣耀也没有办法待下去了,急忙从厨房里出来。 The leaf glory looked for several big mask overlapping taking after the room, enters the kitchen to complete the following matter. 叶荣耀从房间里找了几幅大口罩层层叠叠的带上后,才进厨房完成后面的事情。 So terrifying flavor, even if added several masks, had thought that Old Master Tao of scant of breath could not receive. 如此恐怖的味道,即使又多加了几张口罩,都已经觉得呼吸困难的陶老爷子也还是受不住了。 On face overlapping wears the leaf glory of 78 masks, facial expression puzzled standing paced back and forth the period of time in front of kitchen, finally went. 脸上层层叠叠的戴着七八副口罩的叶荣耀,神情纠结的站在厨房门前徘徊了好一阵子,终于还是进去了。 In order to make this others first good food, the leaf glory was ready for any sacrifice. 为了做这人家的第一美食,叶荣耀算是豁出去了。 Is enduring the stink, the leaf glory takes out 100 strong-smelling bean curds after the jug, immediately installing the seal of strong-smelling bean curd jug sealing, does not make inside ozone emit. 忍着臭味,叶荣耀从坛子里取出一百块臭豆腐后,立即把装臭豆腐坛子的封口给封起来,不让里面的臭气冒出了。 Taking out the strong-smelling bean curd, slightly washes with the cooled boiled water, dries the moisture content, laying aside a while, when the ozone in kitchen dispersed, the leaf glory starts the next step working procedure. 把取出的臭豆腐,用冷开水略洗,沥干水分,放置一会儿,等厨房里的臭气都散了,叶荣耀开始下一步的工序。 The leaf Rong Yaoxian original work season, manufactures the season unable to be smelly after all, if first fries in oil the strong-smelling bean curd, that stink, was more serious, once after all this strong-smelling bean curd heats up, this stink will send out, that was smellier than a moment ago. 叶荣耀先自作调味剂,毕竟制作调味剂不会臭,要是先油炸臭豆腐的话,那个臭味,就更加严重了,毕竟这臭豆腐一旦加热,这臭味就会散发出去,那可是比刚才臭多了。 The quick season completed. 很快调味剂做好了。 Completes the season, the leaf glory pours into the pot the oil, heats up to the ebullition. 做完调味剂,叶荣耀把油倒入锅里,加热至沸腾。 Admits in the wok with cooking oil to fry in oil the strong-smelling bean curd. 把臭豆腐放进油锅里油炸。 Immediately, very strong stink sends out. 顿时,一股非常浓烈的臭味散发开来。 This leaf glory has prepared fortunately, had not been given to be overcome by coal gas by the stink, but also smoked was similar. 还好这次叶荣耀有所准备,倒没有被臭味给熏倒,不过也被熏的差不多了。 A very intelligent cockroach, had not been killed by the fragrance attraction of venus flytrap continuously, continuously live free and unrestrained in kitchen. 一只非常聪明的小强,一直都没有被捕蝇草的香味吸引而丧命,一直在厨房里活的逍遥自在。 It that but this stink smokes, has to run from the gloomy corner. 可这臭味熏的它,不得不从阴暗的角落跑了出来。 Regarding liking being dirty and smelly, vitality exuberant cockroach, cannot bear this taste. 对于喜欢脏、臭,生命力旺盛的小强,也受不了这味儿。 After smelling this share stink, not and stink smoking will run by this, will be been direct killing by this share flavor in the area. 闻到这股子臭味后,不会被这和臭味给熏跑,也会被这股子味道直接‘杀死’在当地。 For oneself poor life, this cockroach ran the kitchen at the speed of hundred meters charge, this cockroach, does not dare to arrive at this kitchen. 为了自己的小命,这位小强以百米冲锋的速度跑出了厨房,这只小强,再也不敢到这个厨房。 Really feared this stink. 实在是怕了这个臭味了。 Quite smelly, is quite smelly!” “好臭,好臭啊!” Cherry cherry with own wife's intimate parrot smelled the stink on the Longan tree, immediately shouts one, led the wife to flee from the courtyard, was really smelly. 原本在龙眼树上跟自己媳妇亲热的鹦鹉“樱樱”闻到臭味,立即大喊一声,就带着媳妇逃离了院子,实在是太臭了。 This flavor, even the sense of smell not good bird can be smoked ran, do not say that was the sense of smell very good dog, little white with Wangcai flavor stink, frightened to escape from this courtyard immediately. 这味道,连嗅觉不好的鸟儿都能被熏跑了,更不要说是嗅觉非常好的狗了,“小白”和“旺财”味道这个臭味,吓到立即逃出这院子。 Immediately, the animal of leaf glory performed one big escape that hides the stink. 顿时,叶荣耀家的动物上演了一场躲臭味的大逃亡。 What flavor, is so how smelly?” “什么味道啊,怎么这么臭啊?” Weng big wave of guarding a gate is frowning to mutter said. 守门的翁涛不由地皱着眉头喃喃自语地说道。 Here sends out the stink the place is quite far fortunately, although this stink heard that is very uncomfortable, is to far, but also is insufficient unable to bear to by the danger of being overcome by coal gas. 还好这里散发臭味的地方比较远,虽然这臭味闻起来很不舒服,可是离的远,还不至于受不了要被熏倒的危险。 What flavor, is so how smelly?” “什么味道,怎么这么臭啊?” Quite smelly!” “好臭啊!” Where comes such smelly flavor!” “哪里来这么臭的味道啊!” ...... …… Was away from near several registered permanent address villagers to leaf glory at this time, smelled this stink. 离叶荣耀家距离近的几户口村民这时候,闻到了这个臭味。 With flowing of wind, the stink biography of strong-smelling bean curd is farther, quick spread the entire village, was in the intersection point home for the elderly has not escaped by luck, by this stink covering. 随着风的流动,臭豆腐的臭味越传越远,很快就蔓延到了整个村子,就连处于交界处的“老人之家”也没有幸免,也被这臭味给笼罩着。 Quite smelly!” “好臭啊!” Xue Kaiqi puts down the books, is frowning to say. 薛凯琪放下书本,皱着眉头说道。 Was this has fluttered the air was too smelly, was smellier than the stink of to talk nonsense, smoked Xue Kaiqi could not read the books. 实在是这飘过了的空气太臭了,比放屁的臭味还臭,熏的薛凯琪都看不下书本了。 Yes, is very smelly!” “是啊,真的很臭!” Ouyang Qianqian also smelled certainly this stink. 欧阳倩倩当然也闻到这股臭味了。 Really was too smelly, before said the durian to be smelly, the flavor that but smell now, may be smellier than the durian! 实在是太臭了,以前都说榴莲臭,可是现在自己闻到的这味道,可比榴莲臭很多啊! What stink is this? Where passes on?” “这是什么臭味啊?从哪里传过来的啊?” Makes widely known the doubts to ask. 张扬疑惑地问道。 Does not know.” “不知道。” Ouyang Qianqian and Xue Kaiqi shake the head. 欧阳倩倩和薛凯琪都不由地摇头。 Now the entire library is this stink, where knows where passes on! 现在整个图书馆都是这个臭味,哪里知道从哪里传过来的啊!
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