„Do you want to break into a jail?” “你想劫狱？” „We could not plunder the prison.” “我们劫不了狱吧。” „Now the science and technology is so developed, tribulations the execution ground difficultly such as to ascend to heaven simply, this is impossible!” “现在科技这么发达,劫法场简直难如登天,这不可能！” Numerous believer thought in abundance is unrecommendable, such approach is no different brings death, feeds in itself the fiery pit. 一众信徒纷纷觉得不可取,这样的做法无异于送死,把自己送进火坑。 „If the game world, we have various skills, pours can also try to break into a jail, the tribulation execution ground, however in reality, do not think.” believer shake the head in abundance, the thought of completely not having broken into a jail. “如果是游戏世界,我们拥有各种技能,倒还可以试着劫狱、劫法场,但是在现实中,还是别想了。”信徒们纷纷摇头,完全没有劫狱的念头。 The Orange Star scientific and technological standard has promoted to the interplanetary navigation time, although just entered the interplanetary navigation period, has not controlled own galaxy completely, but the control galaxy is only the time issue. 橙星的科技水平已经晋升到星际航行时代,虽然刚进入星际航行时期,还没有完全掌控自家的恒星系,但掌控恒星系只是时间问题。 Under such technical background, the general public want to break into a jail, has not distinguished with dream of a fool. 在这样的科技背景下,普通民众想劫狱,和痴人说梦没有区别。 „Actually, I have the means that can shuttle back and forth two places.” Liu Siting knit the brows, said own skill. “其实,我有办法,可以穿梭两地。”刘思婷皱眉,说出了自己的技能。 Everyone is believer, with heart of the sincere belief, does not fear their chaotic biography. 大家都是信徒,都怀着一颗真诚的信仰之心,不怕他们乱传。 However Liu Siting has not stated clearly itself to use what means to shuttle back and forth two places, only said oneself have to shuttle back and forth the means of two places. 不过刘思婷没有明说自己用什么办法穿梭两地,只说自己拥有穿梭两地的办法。 „Initially, the people of research institute closed/pass me in the insulated chamber, I escaped directly, used was that means.” Liu Siting to confirm oneself are capable of shuttling back and forth two places, takes itself to give the example as the example specially. “当初,研究院的人关我在隔离室里,我直接逃了出去,用的就是那种办法。”刘思婷为了证实自己有能力穿梭两地,特意以自己为例子举实例。 „What means?” “什么办法？” „Unspeakable.” Liu Siting shakes the head. “不可说。”刘思婷摇头。 The means of that learn/study, are not the price that all believer can withstand. 那种学习的办法,不是所有信徒都能承受的代价。 Takes completely crazily as the price, fall into insanity, learned that knowledge. 以完全疯狂为代价,陷入疯狂,习得了那种知识。 Without the great lord saves her, she now has been a disabled person. 如果没有伟大的主拯救她,她现在早就是废人了。 At this time, Liu Siting opened the mouth, sent out the strange pronunciation. 这时,刘思婷张了嘴巴,发出古怪的发音。 She closes the mouth hastily, gives the hand signal that scatters toward the people. 她连忙闭上嘴巴,朝众人打出驱散的手势。 believer draws back the powder, they know that Liu Siting has mysterious magic power, when her fall into insanity period, the sound can go crazy, is very terrifying. 信徒退散,她们知道刘思婷有种神奇的魔力,她陷入疯狂期时,声音可以致人发疯,十分恐怖。 The believer it a little mentality is not quite normal, can listen reluctantly for several seconds, but cannot listen. 信徒们本身就有点思路不太正常,可以勉强听几秒,但也不能一直听。 Heard, in the brain certainly some strange and chaotic knowledge, these knowledge are perplexed, the significance was chaotic, usually could not use, does not know how should use, was completely useless, like occupying the latrine pit is not defecating such. 听得多了,脑子里一定会多出一些奇怪又混乱的知识,那些知识不明所以,意义混乱,平时用不上,也不知道该怎么用,完全无用,如同占着茅坑不拉屎那样。 After the useless and chaotic knowledge are getting more and more, the reason of person is very difficult keeps normal. 像这样无用又混乱的知识越来越多后,人的理智很难保持正常。 Liu Siting changed insane, both eyes absent-minded, the mouth nan insane word, had some maddening magic power. 刘思婷变疯了,双目失神,口喃疯言,拥有某种令人发狂的魔力。 ...... …… Ke Meng opens the eye, saw the familiar ceiling. 克蒙睁开眼睛,看见了熟悉的天花板。 „Came back.” Ke Meng muttered. “回来了。”克蒙喃喃自语。 Sweet Dumpling rolled, wants to stretch out the lisper to lick, but the tongue stops in the midair, remembered the pumpkin festival mask, instigated. 汤圆滚了过来,欲伸出大舌头舔,但是舌头停在半空,想起了南瓜节面具,怂了。 Cannot play the cell phone, cannot chat with stupid netizen, was too uncomfortable. 不能玩手机,不能和沙雕网友聊天,太难受了。 Sweet Dumpling does not want is so uncomfortable, swallows in the tongue the belly immediately, called one tearfully. 汤圆不想那样难受,立马把舌头吞回肚子里,汪汪的叫了一声。 Ke Meng white Sweet Dumpling, sets out to clean the teeth, end, made up a few words: „Calculates that you know the limitation.” 克蒙白了汤圆一眼,起身刷牙,末了,补一句话:“算你识相。” Sweet Dumpling wriggled, controls the cell phone to take the White Sugar beautiful photo of today's share. 汤圆蠕动了一下,控制手机拍了拍今日份的白砂糖美照。 Xueli sits on the floor, helping Ke Meng put the special item position. 雪莉坐在地板上,帮克蒙摆好特殊物品的位置。 special item has, some good sacrificial offerings every day, Xueli cannot understand today, can only wait for Ke Meng to appraise. 特殊物品每天都有很多,今天也有一些不错的祭品,雪莉看不懂,只能等克蒙自己鉴定。 Ke Meng washes, carried out the big face cat, starts to gaze. 克蒙洗漱回来,搬出了大脸猫,开始注视。 The big face cat remains unmoved, steady as Mt. Tai, as always. 大脸猫不为所动,稳如泰山,一如既往。 15 seconds. 十五秒钟。 The strange knowledge increased! 奇怪的知识增加了！ Ke Meng takes back the big face cat that the thought stagnates, here has many goods, but there is a chair to be very interesting. 克蒙收回思维停滞的大脸猫,这儿有许多物品,不过有件椅子很有意思。 Chair of 」 「 reverse 「反转之椅」 The 「 magic value and Health Value reverse, the magic arts intensity and physical attack capability reverses , to continue for 24 hours, cooling-off period 7 days. 」 「魔法值与生命值反转,法术强度与物理攻击能力反转,持续24小时,冷却期七天。」 「 side effect: Sits this/should chair, ascends to heaven directly, life and death by life. 」 「副作用:坐上该椅,直接升天,生死由命。」 This chair is offered by a legal system monster feudal lord, what settled on is its marvel attribute, the seat ascends to heaven, then starts to reverse four attributes. 这椅子由一位法系怪物领主所献,看中的是它的奇葩属性,坐椅升天,然后开始反转四项属性。 The chair is very interesting, but Ke Meng has no interest in sitting. 椅子很有趣,但克蒙没有兴趣坐。 „Is Sweet Dumpling, interested?” “汤圆,感兴趣吗？” Sweet Dumpling: „???” 汤圆:“？？？” puppy is not clear, owner is pondering over what ghost all day. 狗子不明白,主人整天都在琢磨什么鬼。 However, was under owner the number-one loyal dog, Sweet Dumpling grudgingly woof one, walked eagerly. 不过,身为主人旗下头号忠犬,汤圆还是不情愿地汪了一声,眼巴巴地走了过来。 Does not have the good deed, Sweet Dumpling to see clearly the human affairs in any case certainly, knows some truth. 反正准没好事,汤圆已经洞察世事,知道些许真相。 Contacts with stupid netizen, the Sweet Dumpling knowledge quantity steadily rises, has grown the knowledge scale of modern child, what learning is the old hermaphrodite, knows what to entrap, knows how the boy must protect outside and other strange knowledge. 与沙雕网友接触,汤圆的知识量持续上涨,已经成长到了现代小孩的知识规模,学会了什么叫老阴阳人,知道了何为坑害,知道了男孩子在外要怎么保护自己等奇怪的知识。 But these knowledge are strange, will not definitely compare the owner on strange goods to be on hand stranger. 但那些知识再奇怪,肯定不会比主人手头上的奇怪物品更怪了。 Sweet Dumpling shook golden dog hair, waits for owner to order. 汤圆抖了抖了金色狗毛,等待主人下令。 „Your skin coarse meat is hard, might as well ascend to heaven for me.” Ke Meng has looked at own attribute, without magic value, does not have magic arts intensity species, sits the chair of reverse most to suffer a loss. “你皮糙肉硬,不如替我升天一把。”克蒙看过自己的属性,没有魔法值,也没有法术强度这种属性,坐反转之椅最吃亏。 Sweet Dumpling is different, it is elite monster in game, after climbing to hundred levels, the magic quantity was very definitely considerable, can try one wave. 汤圆不一样,它本来就是游戏里的精英怪,升至百级后,魔法量肯定很可观了,可以尝试一波。 Sweet Dumpling goes slowly step by step, is pulling the chair with dog hair, places in the garden lawn. 汤圆一步一步缓行,用狗毛牵着椅子,放在庭院草坪上。 The Ke Meng camera takes place, prepares to crank up the review material. 克蒙的摄影机就位,准备拍成测评素材。 „Hello, today had the carpenter friend to make a model of chair for oneself, but had the accident/surprise that cannot be described, finally can only work as the taking over a business hero by me, income chair......” “大家好,今天有个木匠朋友为自己做了一款椅子,但是发生不可描述的意外,最终只能由我当接盘侠,收入这个椅子……” The draft of video is the Ke Meng impromptu composition, without thinks, the opens the mouth comes. 视频的文稿是克蒙现编的,没有多想,张口就来。 Everyone in any case what looks is special item, is not quite high to other requests. 反正大家看的是特殊物品,对其他的要求不太高。 Looks own nothing, looks is interesting. 看自己没有的东西,看着才有趣。 „What kind of, does the intelligence feel the danger?” Ke Meng asked. “怎么样,灵性有没有感受到危险？”克蒙问道。 Judged that this chair can die, asked own intelligence then. 判断这张椅子会不会死,问自身的灵性即可。 Sweet Dumpling woof, only thought that has the light sense of crisis, did not think that will die. 汤圆汪了一声,只觉得有淡淡的危机感,并不觉得会死。 „Ok, you sit to try.” Ke Meng also uses the intelligence enlargement sense, sees the illusion that some monster was shot to ascend the sky indistinctly, knew the true meaning of flying. “行吧,你坐上去试一试。”克蒙也用灵性放大感官,隐约看见了某位怪物被弹上天的幻觉,知晓了飞天的真正字义。 At this time, Sweet Dumpling rolled the chair. 这时,汤圆滚上了椅子。 The build of chair is quite big, this is the sacrificial offering that a legal system monster feudal lord delivers, the build of feudal lord is the giant black monster, the volume is quite big, therefore Sweet Dumpling sits on the chair, happen to installs its body. 椅子的体形比较大,这是一位法系怪物领主送的祭品,领主的体形是个巨型的黑色怪物,体积比较大,所以汤圆坐上椅子上,正好装下它的身体。 Sweet Dumpling just sat the chair, has not been mentally prepared, the chair transmitted an acoustic intensity big shake strength suddenly. 汤圆刚坐上椅子,还没有做好心理准备,突然间椅子传来了一声强大的震荡力。 Sweet Dumpling played the sky instantaneously, turns into together the golden light. 汤圆瞬间弹上了天空,化成一道金光。 The chair remains same place, like sewing on the ground, motionless, moved thing Sweet Dumpling that only then flies. 椅子留在原地,如同钉在地上,一动不动,动的东西只有飞出去的汤圆。 „Ascended to heaven.” Ke Meng muttered. “升天了。”克蒙喃喃道。 Sweet Dumpling flew high, almost to turn into the sunspot very much. 汤圆飞得很高,几乎化成了黑点。 Can Ke Meng in the illusion, Sweet Dumpling be shot to Blue Star parallel track on. 克蒙在幻象着,汤圆会不会被弹到蓝星的平行轨道上。 Waited for several seconds, not, when Sweet Dumpling gets down. 等了几秒钟,没等到汤圆下来。 Waits again for dozens seconds, Ke Meng is not calm, whispers: „Will not really ascend the sky.” 再等几十秒钟,克蒙也不淡定,嘀咕道:“不会真的上天了吧。” Sweet Dumpling puts out the angel wing to insert after behind, grows a feather wing, the top of the head blazing halo, holy light is dazzling. 汤圆拿出天使翅膀插在身后,长出一对羽毛翅膀,头顶炽热的光环,圣光耀眼。 After one second, that said that holy light flew. 一秒后,那道圣光飞上去了。