„How this time to fish the brick cell phone, does that fishhook how bucket live in it?” The Captain Luo doubts said, the fishing line flew is too quick a moment ago, one flings the heaven the cell phone, takes off/escapes the bucket instantaneously, how he has not seen clearly the fishhook bucket to live in the cell phone. “这次怎么钓到砖头手机,那个鱼钩怎么勺住它的？”罗队疑惑道,刚才钓鱼线飞太快,唰一下就把手机甩上天,瞬间脱勺,他没有看清楚鱼钩怎么勺住手机。 „You can look with document playbacking of high speed camera.” Ke Meng puts out the temporary room, loses money at the scene, then makes the Xueli brick cell phone take into the temporary room, Ke Meng enters the room, closes the door carries out the big face cat immediately. “你可以拿高速摄像机的文件回放看一下。”克蒙拿出临时屋,当场丢钱,然后让雪莉砖头手机带进临时屋里,克蒙进屋,关上门立即搬出大脸猫。 Captain Luo is unable to enter the temporary room to look at the big face cat outside, can only stop by calling out the technician, paper, he wants to study the fishing pole. 罗队在外面无法入临时屋看大脸猫,只能叫住技术员,调文件,他想研究钓鱼竿。 Now the fishing pole is placed in the ground, but no one can take up it, only then different functions can pick up this thing. 现在钓竿在地上摆着,但没有人能拿起它,只有异能者才能拾起这个东西。 spectre cat Sweet Dumpling is going against the pumpkin head, the both eyes tearful, passes through the temporary room directly, cut through in the room, puts on, as if in the close characteristics of test temporary room. 幽灵猫汤圆顶着南瓜头,两眼泪汪汪,径直地穿越临时屋,穿进了屋子里,又穿出来,似乎在测试临时屋的封闭特性。 Ke Meng was put on Sweet Dumpling suction the attention, cannot the entire journey gaze at for 15 seconds. 克蒙被穿来穿去的汤圆吸走注意力,没能全程注视十五秒。 „You go out.” Ke Meng severe say/way. “你出去。”克蒙严厉道。 „Meow meow meow!” Sweet Dumpling exuded the cat cry, is very suffering, simultaneously the pitch-dark eye socket gushes out more tears. “喵喵喵！”汤圆发出了猫叫声,很委屈,同时黑洞洞的眼眶涌出更多的眼泪。 Sweet Dumpling flung cat tail close to, sets upright the tail to put on the wall to leave the temporary room. 汤圆甩了甩猫尾巴,竖着尾巴穿墙离开临时屋。 Ke Meng turns the head to stare at the eye of big face cat again, after 15 seconds, obtains the information of brick cell phone officially. 克蒙再转头凝视大脸猫的眼睛,十五秒后,正式获得砖头手机的信息。 「 stupid netizen aircraft interphone 」 「沙雕网友通话器」 「 function: Can exchange with stupid netizen, does not need the networking. 」 「功能:可以与一位沙雕网友进行交流,无需联网。」 「 this/should cell phone can only be used to talk over the telephone to chat, does not have other functions. 」 「该手机只能用于通话聊天,不具备其他功能。」 「 needs the charge use. 」 「需要充电使用。」 This thing is a small component, without the mark special side effect, is that Class 6 item category. 这玩意是个小器件,没有标明特别的副作用,属于那种六级事物的范畴。 „stupid netizen aircraft interphone, this thing very suitable White Sugar.” Ke Meng muttered. “沙雕网友通话器,这玩意很适合白砂糖。”克蒙喃喃道。 Wants, Ke Meng then lays out White Sugar from Storage Scarf. 想罢,克蒙便从储物围巾里拍出白砂糖。 The White Sugar whole body white hair, the body is not high, arrived to tighten the feather, an appearance in formation. 白砂糖浑身白毛,身子不高,一登场就紧了紧羽毛,一副严阵以待的模样。 White Sugar that sparkling big eye revolutions the revolutions, seeing Ke Meng to look to it, it shrinks the neck immediately, trembles. 白砂糖那乌溜溜的大眼睛转啊转,看见克蒙看向它,它立马缩起脖子,瑟瑟发抖。 Always felt that the owner vision is not quite wonderful, the White Sugar intelligence sent out danger(危) character, the sand shook from the feather seam. 总感觉主人的目光不太妙,白砂糖的灵性发出了危字,沙子从羽毛缝里抖出来。 Ke Meng sees White Sugar that fear type, helplessly said: „This is the stupid netizen aircraft interphone, uses to you.” 克蒙看见白砂糖那害怕样,无奈道:“这是沙雕网友通话器,给你用。” Had not seen White Sugar perhaps „Desert Hawk Language” display obvious function, this time can see the function of Desert Hawk Language. 一直没有看见白砂糖的“沙雕语”发挥明显的作用,说不定这次能看见沙雕语的作用。 White Sugar hears the stupid netizen four characters, gawked for one second. 白砂糖听到沙雕网友四字,愣了一秒。 „.” Ke Meng rashly, gives it the brick big cell phone hard stopper. “喏。”克蒙不由分说,把砖头大的手机硬塞给它。 How White Sugar can also, only be able to meet hardly. 白砂糖还能怎么样,只能硬接了。 The stupid netizen aircraft interphone starts icy coldly, cell phone also not starting, but White Sugar felt that it is not simple, inside is possibly hiding a terrifying lifeform. 沙雕网友通话器入手冰凉,手机还没有开机,但白砂糖感觉它不简单,里面可能藏着一个恐怖的生物。 Staring. 盯。 The gaze of Evil God had not interrupted, White Sugar does not dare to revolt against Evil God’s will, can only hold back the starting key. 邪神的注视一直没有中断,白砂糖不敢反抗邪神的意志,只能按压开机键。 Pressed according to the starting key of cell phone, does not have any response, White Sugar thinks that it went bad, at heart one happy. 按了按手机的开机键,没有任何反应,白砂糖以为它坏了,心里一乐。 Good, the online did not start. 太好了,连机都开不了。 „Did not have the electricity, the charge was good.” Ke Meng opens the door of temporary room, shouts to the technician: „Has the charge treasure?” “没电了啊,得充电才行。”克蒙打开临时屋的门,向技术员喊道:“有充电宝吗？” „Has!” “有！” „Un, the live wire also troublesome comes with one.” Ke Meng, Xueli and White Sugar go out of the temporary room, Ke Meng turn around to receive the temporary room. “嗯,充电线也麻烦拿一条来。”克蒙、雪莉和白砂糖走出临时屋,克蒙转身收起临时屋。 The technical personnel bring the charge treasure and electric wire, brought the pliers along. 技术人员拿来充电宝和电线,随身带了钳子。 The charge mouth of this brick cell phone is not the mainstream charge mouth, needed the technical personnel to pull out the head of sufficient telegram heading, then made the appropriate electric wire with the pliers. 这个砖头手机的充电口不是主流的充电口,需要技术人员把充电头的头拔了,然后用钳子弄合适的电线。 After one minute, on brick cell phone success sufficient electricity. 一分钟后,砖头手机成功充上电。 White Sugar holds back the starting key trembling, feather seam keeps exposing the sand. 白砂糖战战兢兢地按压开机键,身上的羽毛缝不停地抖落沙子。 Sand Saltbug hurries to crawl to eat the sand, and secretes the white thin salt. 沙盐虫赶紧爬出来吃沙,并分泌出白色的细盐。 The technical personnel see White Sugar is so nervous, he is also anxious. 技术人员看见白砂糖那么紧张,他也紧张起来。 Will this thing, explode? 这玩意,难道会爆炸？ The technical personnel remember the news that once battery can be heated inflates and even explodes, the soul trembles, hurries to retrocede, far away from White Sugar and the others. 技术人员想起了曾经的手机电池会受热膨胀乃至爆炸的新闻,不由地灵魂一颤,赶紧后退,远离白砂糖等人。 He knows that Investigator is the national security character, is responsible for maintaining social stability, the character but who they are also easiest to contact the dangerous source, follows near, big probability them does not have the good end, must far away from them, protect itself appropriately. 他知道调查员是国家安全人物,负责维稳,但他们同时也是最容易接触危险源头的人物,跟他们走得近,大概率没有好下场,要适当地远离他们,保护自己。 White Sugar sees one not well-known „Evil God” slides is so far, it is afraid, always felt that this thing did not have Ke Meng to say such ordinary. 白砂糖看见一位不知名的“邪神”溜那么远,它更加害怕,总感觉这玩意没有克蒙说得那样普通。 Drop. 滴。 The brick cell phone was bright. 砖头手机亮了。 White Sugar shrinks the neck, does not dare to look, however the Evil God vision has been gazing at it, it does not dare not to look, can only partly narrow the eye, looks at the screen of brick cell phone with the light line of sight. 白砂糖缩起脖子,不敢看,但是邪神的目光一直注视着它,它不敢不看,只能半眯眼睛,用淡淡的视线看砖头手机的屏幕。 „In random selection stupid netizen......” “随机选择一名沙雕网友中……” The writing of brick cell phone is the writing of another state, the typeface is strange, is similar to paw print the writing, Ke Meng cannot understand, but White Sugar can understand accidentally/surprisingly. 砖头手机的文字是另一个国度的文字,字体非常奇怪,是类似于爪印的的文字,克蒙看不懂,但是白砂糖意外地能看懂。 „Aw Aw!” This unexpectedly is the stupid/desert hawk clan article! “吖吖！”这居然是沙雕族文！ The eye of White Sugar no longer partly narrowed the eyes, opens the large hawk eye, in the eye was passing the light round, by the stupid netizen dialogue attraction. 白砂糖的眼睛不再半眯,睁圆了大雕眼,眼睛里透着光,被沙雕网友对话器吸引住了。 The Ke Meng vision also shifts from White Sugar to the brick cell phone on, the stupid/desert hawk clan article is the writing of White Sugar that clan, but White Sugar that clan usually not the commonly used stupid/desert hawk article, talked in the stupid/desert hawk clan language generally. 克蒙的目光也从白砂糖身上转移到砖头手机身上,沙雕族文是白砂糖那一族的文字,但是白砂糖那一族平时也不常用沙雕文,一般用沙雕族语对话。 „Strange, exclusive goods of White Sugar clan?” The Ke Meng heart has a sleep/felt, it has the function of auto exchange writing. “奇怪,难道白砂糖一族的专属物品？”克蒙心有所觉,难道它有自动更换文字的功能。 Ke Meng put out a hand to touch the cell phone, the phone screen turned into Koi Language immediately, that not being able to understand words Ke Meng also understood. 克蒙伸手触碰手机,手机屏幕立马变成了锦鲤语,那段看不懂的话克蒙也看懂了。 „So that's how it is.” “原来如此。” stupid/desert hawk dialogue has the function of automatic meta language, ceases dialogue the problem of both sides language barrier. 沙雕对话器具有自动转译语言的功能,杜绝对话的双方语言不通的毛病。 At this time, stupid/desert hawk dialogue chose randomly, presented netizen 「 during the daytime night 」. 这时,沙雕对话器随机挑选完毕,出现了一个网友名「白天黑夜」。 „Hello.” In dialogue resounded a female voice that cannot understand is what language. “你好。”对话器里响起了一个听不懂是什么语言的女声。 White Sugar Aw Aw is calling, greeted to the young girl. 白砂糖吖吖地叫着,向少女打招呼。 The pronunciation of White Sugar is not human pronounces, but the opposite party can understand, friendly exchanges with White Sugar. 白砂糖的发音不是人类发音,但对方能听懂,与白砂糖友好地交流起来。 „What species you are, how to feel that your sound is a little strange?” Young girl strangely said. “请问你是什么物种,怎么感觉你的声音有点奇怪？”少女奇怪道。 White Sugar thought for a moment, blunt honest firm replies is in itself stupid/desert hawk. 白砂糖想了想,梗直的回复自己是沙雕。 Ke Meng had not touched dialogue at this time, could not understand them to say anything. 克蒙这时手并没有碰对话器,听不懂他们在说什么。 White Sugar said anything, Ke Meng understands actually, but the voice of young girl he does not understand. 白砂糖说什么,克蒙倒是懂,但少女的声音他不懂。 Ke Meng puts out a hand to touch dialogue, listened to a while. 克蒙伸手碰一下对话器,听了一会儿。 The content that two people chatted was not the content of being learned, all was insignificant chatting. 两人聊的内容都不是什么有料的内容,全是无意义的闲聊。 Ke Meng did not plan that the ginseng/partake goes, without risk, then chatted on ignores White Sugar. 克蒙也不打算参一脚进去,既然没有危险性,那就放任白砂糖去聊。 This matter ended, automobile people found own position in the society, finally can stand to work as a right automobile person. 此事结束,汽车人们在社会上找到了属于自己的地位,终于能够站起来当一名正当的汽车人。 Even if turns into the automobile, does not need to be worried that by investigates Che and so on, above has Investigation Bureau to guarantee them, did not instigate. 哪怕变成汽车,也不必担心被查车之类的,上面有调查局保他们,再也不怂。 But Investigation Bureau also attains social account of automobile person, takes over control of that small group the control, every day sends the professional psychology special commissioner's chat group in the group, making these place the automobile people in foreign country not to detect anything. 而调查局也拿到汽车人的社交账号,接管那个小群的控制权,每天派专业的心理学专员在群里水群,让那些身处外国的汽车人别察觉到什么。