Fearfuldark cuisine!
可怕的黑暗料理!Is goodis not longbecause ofthisvideo, whenKe Menginquired that the red hairbearmusteatdark cuisine, itscomplexionbig change, shakes the headto swingverydiligently.
好在这一段视频并不长,当克蒙询问红毛熊要不要吃黑暗料理,它脸色大变,摇头摇得非常勤快。
The netizenslooked atKe Meng in videoto be calm, had a look atownresponseagain, was really the daybadlydon't.
网友们看了看视频里的克蒙如此淡定,再看看自己的反应,真是天差地别般。uploaderis reallyawesome, is without turning a hairfacingdark cuisine!up主实属牛逼嗷,面对黑暗料理面不改色!p, sowill be calmin front ofDark Cuisine Pot, is uploaderreally a person?
p的吧,在黑暗料理锅面前怎么会那么淡定,up主真的是人吗?Experienced the dark cuisinesmellto gradually influence, the red hairbearseemedveryclever.
经历了黑暗料理的气味熏陶,红毛熊显得很乖巧。Thing that behindfishes, basicallyissomewaste.
后面钓上来的东西,基本都是一些废物。But the red hairbearalsowhenlast timefishing, covers the heartto fall to the ground.
而红毛熊也在最后一次钓鱼时,捂着心脏倒地。Because ofitsfalling to the ground, the frogheadman who justfishedalsobrought to the attention of netizens.
因为它的倒地,刚钓上来的蛙头人也引起了网友们的注意。Ke Mengoffscreen voice: „Thisfishing poleis not very perfect, occasionallywill lose the organ, ifeveryonealsohassimilargoods, pleasedo not testrashly, mayloseisyourlife.”克蒙的画外音:“这件钓鱼竿不够完美,偶尔会丢失器官,如果大家也有类似的物品,请不要冒然测试,有可能损失的就是你的生命。”„Raiseswhile convenient, the frogheadman who justfished came from the other side of the ocean, Crocodile Continent.”
“顺便一提,刚钓上来的蛙头人来自大洋彼岸,鳄洲。”„The information that thencanpublicize, askingeveryoneearnestlyto listen attentively.”
“接下来是可以公开的情报,请大家认真倾听。”Followingoneisto interrogate the picture of Frog Societymember, someinterrogationcontentswere released.
下面一段是审讯蛙社成员的画面,部分审讯内容公布出来。
When makes the video, Ke Mengdoesin the computer room, had asked the chief, announced the Frog Societylatest development, making the globalpeoplebe vigilant.
做视频时,克蒙就在电脑室做,也问过了局长,公布蛙社的最新动态,让全球人民警惕。
The Special Affairs Investigation Bureauidlestrengthhas not meddled the national affairs of othersfamily/home, butFrog Societyis the globalmalignant tumor, a slight move in one part that may affect the whole situation, anycountrywill have an accidentwill haveinfluencebig or smalltoother country.特殊事务调查局没有空余的力量插手别人家的国事,但是蛙社是全球性毒瘤,牵一发动全身,任何一个国家出事都会对别国产生或大或小的影响。
The publicnews, makingother countryalsocross the seato producevigilantlyto the Frog Societymember, canreduce the survival rate of Frog Societymember.
公开消息,让别国也对蛙社成员渡海产生警惕,可以减少蛙社成员的生存率。
The Frog Societymember, everyoneexecutes, thisis the information that Ke Mengconveys.蛙社成员,人人共诛,这是克蒙传达出来的信息。
, Shadowflow Organizationwas heldwhile convenientbyKe Meng, making the peoplepay attention tothesetwoterrorist organizations.
顺便的,影流组织被克蒙捅出来,让众人关注这两家恐怖组织。
The netizens who somejump over the Dark Cuisine Potfragmentlooked at the interrogationpart, was very surprised.
有一些跳过黑暗料理锅片段的网友们看完了审讯部分,十分惊讶。
The frogheadmanfromCrocodile Continentwantsto swimto cross the seaunexpectedly, the ideawas too bold!
来自鳄洲的蛙头人居然想游泳渡海,想法太大胆了!
The feelingcustomsbecame the air, could not block.
感觉海关成空气了,拦不住。If the Frog Societypersonreallycancross the sea, looked for a corner to come ashorecasually, butaroundourKoi Continent the surrounding sea, the coastlinewas long, could not defend.
如果蛙社人真的可以横渡大海,随便找一个角落就能上岸了,而我们锦鲤洲四面环海,海岸线长,根本防不住。Eachcontinentis the surrounding sealand, the coastlineis prolonged, is unable to prevent the Frog Societypersonto crosssealog in.
每一个大洲都是环海陆地,海岸线绵长,无法防止蛙社人渡海登陆。
The netizens are truly fearful, wish one could the Frog Societypersonto exterminatea bit faster.
网友们确实很可怕,恨不得蛙社人快点灭绝。OutsideKoi Continent, there aremanyfrogheadmento be shoutedhits, was shot.
在锦鲤洲外,有不少的蛙头人被喊打,被枪击。Actually many frogheadmenare the innocentvictims, theyare not the pureFrog Societymember, the innermost feelingsdo not go bad, so long as the guidancecanreturn to the right trackslightly.
其实有很多蛙头人都是无辜的受害者,他们并不是纯正的蛙社成员,内心不坏,只要稍加引导就能回归正轨。„Moreover, ourInvestigation Bureauinitially the frog that startsto open the overseasfriendchangessickness the treatmentchannel, the interested people candial the Investigation Bureauartificialconsultancy telephone line......”
“另外,我们调查局开始初步开启国外友人的蛙变症治疗通道,有意者可以拨打调查局的人工咨询电话……”Thisissue of videohas the terrorist organizationpopular science, when the conventionalgoodspopular science, someofficialadvertisements, causein additionlongis very long, as high as seven minutes.
这期视频有恐怖组织科普,常规性物品科普,加上一些官方广告,导致时长很长,高达七分钟。
The videolastminute, Ke Mengemits a secretnews brief.
视频最后一分钟,克蒙放出一段幕后花絮。Thatis a junksfragment that processesred hairbearDiaoto arrive.
那是一段处理红毛熊钓到的杂物的片段。
The shell, wheel and small-scalewooden boat, the rottenclothes, threw intoDark Cuisine Pot.
贝壳、车轮、小型木船,烂衣服等,都被扔进黑暗料理锅。
The wooden boatis pattedbrokenby a Sweet Dumplingpalm, divides the raidto admitDark Cuisine Pot the lumberfragment, covers the pot cover, a potcooksrandomly.
木船由汤圆一掌拍碎,把木料碎片分批次放进黑暗料理锅,盖上锅盖,一锅乱炖。Boils, obtainsdark cuisine that a potcaneat, the waste material that endsuselesslythencooks a pot.
开锅,得到一锅可以食用的黑暗料理,没用完的废料接着又炖一锅。
The bigfacecathas the mirror, was feddark cuisinebyKe Menga little bit.
大脸猫出镜,被克蒙一点点地喂食黑暗料理。excellent, you are a devil, worked as the waste materialtrash canmy familykitten.龟龟,你是魔鬼吗,把我家猫咪当废料垃圾桶了。
The words that did not remember incorrectly, UPthiscatcatonlyeats the meatprobably.
没记错的话,up这只猫猫好像只吃肉吧。Otherwise, youthink that Dark Cuisine Pot is a vegetarian, it is to make the meatdá!
不然呢,你以为黑暗料理锅是吃素的吗,它是做肉哒!
The wheel, wood/blockheadandclothes, reallycanmake the meatonanything, Iunderstood, Dark Cuisine Potlivesfor this reason!
车轮、木头、衣服,真就什么都能做成肉,我明白了,黑暗料理锅就是为此而生的!
The netizenslisten toFrog Societymostnew information, shouldbe in the pessimisticmentality.
网友们听完蛙社的最新情报,本应该处于悲观心态。Howeverlooks at the secretsmallnews brief that Ke Mengemitted, cannot bearsmileto make noise.
但是看了克蒙放出的幕后小花絮,忍不住笑出声。Lookskitten that the expressionsolidifiesswallowsso manydark cuisine, is unable to ponder, is unable to revolt, netizenswas all of a sudden happy.
看着表情凝固的猫咪吞下那么多黑暗料理,无法思考,又无法反抗,网友们的心情一下子就好起来了。Lifeagainhowdifficult, Koi ContinentInvestigatoris still going againstinfront, fearsanything.
生活再怎么艰难,锦鲤洲的调查员还在前面顶着呢,怕什么。Ke Menglooks atallbarrages, onefullsatisfied.克蒙看完所有弹幕,也一饱满足。As a videomaker, except forwantsto shareowncontent, is to gain the attention, obtainseveryone'spointto praise.
身为一名视频制作者,除了想分享自己的内容,就是希望获得关注,获得大家的点赞。Barrage that the fanstransmit, regardingKe Mengis a mindfood, every timelooks, thought that the whole bodyis happy.
粉丝们发送的弹幕,对于克蒙而言就是一种精神食粮,每看一遍,都觉得浑身舒畅。Naturally, someblackpowderbarrageswill be unpleasant, but the quantityare quite small.
当然,一些黑粉弹幕会令人不快,但是数量比较少。BecauseKe Meng’s videohas the semi-officialnature, back-endis hard, butin the contentisaverage mannospecial item, reallymay not the blackplace.
因为克蒙的视频带着半官方的性质,后台硬,而内容上又是常人没有的特殊物品,实在没有可黑的地方。Only ifsomepeoplecatch the Ke Menganti-Koi Continentevidence, otherwiseblackmotionless.
除非有人抓到克蒙反锦鲤洲的证据,不然黑不动。Ke Mengwaited fora whilein the bureau, whenfinally the preliminaryreexaminationresult of internetgodbeastgets down.克蒙又在局里等了一会儿,终于等到网络神兽的初步复查结果下来。***: „Thispersonboyin the Koi Continentmajor the monitoringvideo of cityandvillages and small towns, altogetherpresents103times.”
***:“这个人男孩在锦鲤洲的各大城市及村镇的监控视频里,一共出现103次。”***: „Newestappearedbefore10 th time, Koi Continentsea-birdcity.”
***:“最新一次出现在十日前,锦鲤洲的海鸟市。”Ke Mengreads the material of internetgodbeastannouncement, rapidto the report of sea-birdcity.克蒙看着网络神兽公布的资料,迅速拉到海鸟市的报告。
The cityname of sea-birdcity, making the competition venuenoticeitkeenlyis not the aquatic productclassname.
海鸟市的城市名,让克赛地敏锐地注意到它不是水产类名字。Koi Continentcityhascharacteristics, majorityin the animalby the watergives a name, is not the fish, in the animalname that in the waterlives.锦鲤洲的城市名有个特点,大部分都以水中动物起名,不是鱼,就是在水里生活的动物名字。Thissea-birdcity, does not livein the water, butis relatedwith the sea water, butis also passable.
这个海鸟市,并不是生活在水里,但和海水有关,但也说得过去。„Sea-birdcity, the southseaside city, isin the worldranksveryfreight transportationportnear the top, mosttransnationalsea boatswill pass throughit.”NearbyDirector Leideeplyknits the brows, „thisyoungboymightrun.”
“海鸟市,南部海边城市,是世界上排名很靠前的货运港,大部分的跨国海船都会经过它。”一旁的雷主任深深皱眉,“这个小男孩有可能跑路了。”Tendays ago, everyonehas not known that the youngboyis the extraordinary eventcriminal, wantsto travel, absolutelydoes not have the issue.
十天前,大家还不知道小男孩是特殊事件犯罪者,想要跑路,绝对没有问题。
The customsplacehashigh spiritual awarenessInvestigator, but the opposite partyis the automobileperson, evenbreathes to cut off, camouflagesonmerchandise the container, the smugglingis not a problemabsolutely.
海关处有高灵知调查员,不过对方是汽车人,连呼吸都可以断绝,伪装成货物上集装箱,偷渡绝对不成问题。
The port citywill handlemassivemerchandiseevery day, the daily averagevolume of goods handled over hundreds of millionstons, Investigatoris impossibleto stare atallmerchandiseto look, the work loadis too big, wastes the time.
海港城市每天都会经手大量的货物,日均吞吐量几亿吨以上,调查员不可能盯着所有货物看,工作量太大,又浪费时间。„Therefore, ourworkdid waste?”
“所以,我们的工作白费了?”„Howcannotsay, the good and evilweobtained various numberplays of automobileperson, tested the ability of automobileperson, iflaterhas the automobilepersonturmoil, wecancomplete the responseahead of time.”Director Leisaid,will go backto make the prospectus, the preventionwill present the disaster of lots ofciviliantransformautomobilepersonin the future.
“也不能怎么说,好歹我们得到了汽车人的各种数剧,也测试了汽车人的能力,以后如果发生汽车人动乱,我们可以提前做好反应。”雷主任说完,回去做计划书,预防未来出现大量平民变身汽车人的灾难。Director Leibelieves,overwhelming majoritynormal peopledo not wantto turn into the automobileperson, hehas the reasonto preventahead of time.雷主任相信,绝大部分正常人都不想变成汽车人,他有理由提前预防。Ke Mengshows neither approval nor disapproval, a person'ssuspicion, is unable to representeveryone.克蒙不置可否,一个人的猜想,无法代表所有人。Heonlineopened a voting:
他在网上开了一个投票:Issue: Ifone day, youhaveability that turns into the automobile, canchangehuman, suchability do youwant?
问题:如果有一天,你拥有变成汽车的能力,也可以变回人类,这样的能力你想要吗?Option1: Want!
选项一:想要!Option2: No, Ido not wantto change the automobile, Iwantto work as the normal person.
选项二:别吧,我不想变汽车,我想当正常人。Option3: Temporarilyis indefinite.
选项三:暂时不确定。
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