IBNGPB :: Volume #4

#311: If you can turn into the automobile


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Fearful dark cuisine! 可怕的黑暗料理 Is good is not long because of this video, when Ke Meng inquired that the red hair bear must eat dark cuisine, its complexion big change, shakes the head to swing very diligently. 好在这一段视频并不长,当克蒙询问红毛熊要不要吃黑暗料理,它脸色大变,摇头摇得非常勤快。 The netizens looked at Ke Meng in video to be calm, had a look at own response again, was really the day badly don't. 网友们看了看视频里的克蒙如此淡定,再看看自己的反应,真是天差地别般。 uploader is really awesome, is without turning a hair facing dark cuisine! up主实属牛逼嗷,面对黑暗料理面不改色! p, so will be calm in front of Dark Cuisine Pot, is uploader really a person? p的吧,在黑暗料理锅面前怎么会那么淡定,up主真的是人吗? Experienced the dark cuisine smell to gradually influence, the red hair bear seemed very clever. 经历了黑暗料理的气味熏陶,红毛熊显得很乖巧。 Thing that behind fishes, basically is some waste. 后面钓上来的东西,基本都是一些废物。 But the red hair bear also when last time fishing, covers the heart to fall to the ground. 而红毛熊也在最后一次钓鱼时,捂着心脏倒地。 Because of its falling to the ground, the frog headman who just fished also brought to the attention of netizens. 因为它的倒地,刚钓上来的蛙头人也引起了网友们的注意。 Ke Meng offscreen voice: This fishing pole is not very perfect, occasionally will lose the organ, if everyone also has similar goods, please do not test rashly, may lose is your life.” 克蒙的画外音:“这件钓鱼竿不够完美,偶尔会丢失器官,如果大家也有类似的物品,请不要冒然测试,有可能损失的就是你的生命。” Raises while convenient, the frog headman who just fished came from the other side of the ocean, Crocodile Continent.” “顺便一提,刚钓上来的蛙头人来自大洋彼岸,鳄洲。” „The information that then can publicize, asking everyone earnestly to listen attentively.” “接下来是可以公开的情报,请大家认真倾听。” Following one is to interrogate the picture of Frog Society member, some interrogation contents were released. 下面一段是审讯蛙社成员的画面,部分审讯内容公布出来。 When makes the video, Ke Meng does in the computer room, had asked the chief, announced the Frog Society latest development, making the global people be vigilant. 做视频时,克蒙就在电脑室做,也问过了局长,公布蛙社的最新动态,让全球人民警惕。 The Special Affairs Investigation Bureau idle strength has not meddled the national affairs of others family/home, but Frog Society is the global malignant tumor, a slight move in one part that may affect the whole situation, any country will have an accident will have influence big or small to other country. 特殊事务调查局没有空余的力量插手别人家的国事,但是蛙社是全球性毒瘤,牵一发动全身,任何一个国家出事都会对别国产生或大或小的影响。 The public news, making other country also cross the sea to produce vigilantly to the Frog Society member, can reduce the survival rate of Frog Society member. 公开消息,让别国也对蛙社成员渡海产生警惕,可以减少蛙社成员的生存率。 The Frog Society member, everyone executes, this is the information that Ke Meng conveys. 蛙社成员,人人共诛,这是克蒙传达出来的信息。 , Shadowflow Organization was held while convenient by Ke Meng, making the people pay attention to these two terrorist organizations. 顺便的,影流组织克蒙捅出来,让众人关注这两家恐怖组织。 The netizens who some jump over the Dark Cuisine Pot fragment looked at the interrogation part, was very surprised. 有一些跳过黑暗料理锅片段的网友们看完了审讯部分,十分惊讶。 The frog headman from Crocodile Continent wants to swim to cross the sea unexpectedly, the idea was too bold! 来自鳄洲的蛙头人居然想游泳渡海,想法太大胆了! The feeling customs became the air, could not block. 感觉海关成空气了,拦不住。 If the Frog Society person really can cross the sea, looked for a corner to come ashore casually, but around our Koi Continent the surrounding sea, the coastline was long, could not defend. 如果蛙社人真的可以横渡大海,随便找一个角落就能上岸了,而我们锦鲤洲四面环海,海岸线长,根本防不住。 Each continent is the surrounding sea land, the coastline is prolonged, is unable to prevent the Frog Society person to cross sea log in. 每一个大洲都是环海陆地,海岸线绵长,无法防止蛙社人渡海登陆 The netizens are truly fearful, wish one could the Frog Society person to exterminate a bit faster. 网友们确实很可怕,恨不得蛙社人快点灭绝。 Outside Koi Continent, there are many frog headmen to be shouted hits, was shot. 锦鲤洲外,有不少的蛙头人被喊打,被枪击。 Actually many frog headmen are the innocent victims, they are not the pure Frog Society member, the innermost feelings do not go bad, so long as the guidance can return to the right track slightly. 其实有很多蛙头人都是无辜的受害者,他们并不是纯正的蛙社成员,内心不坏,只要稍加引导就能回归正轨。 Moreover, our Investigation Bureau initially the frog that starts to open the overseas friend changes sickness the treatment channel, the interested people can dial the Investigation Bureau artificial consultancy telephone line......” “另外,我们调查局开始初步开启国外友人的蛙变症治疗通道,有意者可以拨打调查局的人工咨询电话……” This issue of video has the terrorist organization popular science, when the conventional goods popular science, some official advertisements, cause in addition long is very long, as high as seven minutes. 这期视频有恐怖组织科普,常规性物品科普,加上一些官方广告,导致时长很长,高达七分钟。 The video last minute, Ke Meng emits a secret news brief. 视频最后一分钟,克蒙放出一段幕后花絮。 That is a junks fragment that processes red hair bear Diao to arrive. 那是一段处理红毛熊钓到的杂物的片段。 The shell, wheel and small-scale wooden boat, the rotten clothes, threw into Dark Cuisine Pot. 贝壳、车轮、小型木船,烂衣服等,都被扔进黑暗料理锅 The wooden boat is patted broken by a Sweet Dumpling palm, divides the raid to admit Dark Cuisine Pot the lumber fragment, covers the pot cover, a pot cooks randomly. 木船由汤圆一掌拍碎,把木料碎片分批次放进黑暗料理锅,盖上锅盖,一锅乱炖。 Boils, obtains dark cuisine that a pot can eat, the waste material that ends uselessly then cooks a pot. 开锅,得到一锅可以食用的黑暗料理,没用完的废料接着又炖一锅。 The big face cat has the mirror, was fed dark cuisine by Ke Meng a little bit. 大脸猫出镜,被克蒙一点点地喂食黑暗料理 excellent, you are a devil, worked as the waste material trash can my family kitten. 龟龟,你是魔鬼吗,把我家猫咪当废料垃圾桶了。 The words that did not remember incorrectly, UP this cat cat only eats the meat probably. 没记错的话,up这只猫猫好像只吃肉吧。 Otherwise, you think that Dark Cuisine Pot is a vegetarian, it is to make the meat ! 不然呢,你以为黑暗料理锅是吃素的吗,它是做肉哒! The wheel, wood/blockhead and clothes, really can make the meat on anything, I understood, Dark Cuisine Pot lives for this reason! 车轮、木头、衣服,真就什么都能做成肉,我明白了,黑暗料理锅就是为此而生的! The netizens listen to Frog Society most new information, should be in the pessimistic mentality. 网友们听完蛙社的最新情报,本应该处于悲观心态。 However looks at the secret small news brief that Ke Meng emitted, cannot bear smile to make noise. 但是看了克蒙放出的幕后小花絮,忍不住笑出声。 Looks kitten that the expression solidifies swallows so many dark cuisine, is unable to ponder, is unable to revolt, netizens was all of a sudden happy. 看着表情凝固的猫咪吞下那么多黑暗料理,无法思考,又无法反抗,网友们的心情一下子就好起来了。 Life again how difficult, Koi Continent Investigator is still going against in front, fears anything. 生活再怎么艰难,锦鲤洲调查员还在前面顶着呢,怕什么。 Ke Meng looks at all barrages, one full satisfied. 克蒙看完所有弹幕,也一饱满足。 As a video maker, except for wants to share own content, is to gain the attention, obtains everyone's point to praise. 身为一名视频制作者,除了想分享自己的内容,就是希望获得关注,获得大家的点赞。 Barrage that the fans transmit, regarding Ke Meng is a mind food, every time looks, thought that the whole body is happy. 粉丝们发送的弹幕,对于克蒙而言就是一种精神食粮,每看一遍,都觉得浑身舒畅。 Naturally, some black powder barrages will be unpleasant, but the quantity are quite small. 当然,一些黑粉弹幕会令人不快,但是数量比较少。 Because Ke Meng’s video has the semi-official nature, back-end is hard, but in the content is average man no special item, really may not the black place. 因为克蒙的视频带着半官方的性质,后台硬,而内容上又是常人没有的特殊物品,实在没有可黑的地方。 Only if some people catch the Ke Meng anti- Koi Continent evidence, otherwise black motionless. 除非有人抓到克蒙锦鲤洲的证据,不然黑不动。 Ke Meng waited for a while in the bureau, when finally the preliminary reexamination result of internet god beast gets down. 克蒙又在局里等了一会儿,终于等到网络神兽的初步复查结果下来。 ***: This person boy in the Koi Continent major the monitoring video of city and villages and small towns, altogether presents 103 times.” ***:“这个人男孩在锦鲤洲的各大城市及村镇的监控视频里,一共出现103次。” ***: Newest appeared before 10 th time, Koi Continent sea-bird city.” ***:“最新一次出现在十日前,锦鲤洲的海鸟市。” Ke Meng reads the material of internet god beast announcement, rapid to the report of sea-bird city. 克蒙看着网络神兽公布的资料,迅速拉到海鸟市的报告。 The city name of sea-bird city, making the competition venue notice it keenly is not the aquatic product class name. 海鸟市的城市名,让克赛地敏锐地注意到它不是水产类名字。 Koi Continent city has characteristics, majority in the animal by the water gives a name, is not the fish, in the animal name that in the water lives. 锦鲤洲的城市名有个特点,大部分都以水中动物起名,不是鱼,就是在水里生活的动物名字。 This sea-bird city, does not live in the water, but is related with the sea water, but is also passable. 这个海鸟市,并不是生活在水里,但和海水有关,但也说得过去。 Sea-bird city, the south seaside city, is in the world ranks very freight transportation port near the top, most transnational sea boats will pass through it.” Nearby Director Lei deeply knits the brows, this young boy might run.” “海鸟市,南部海边城市,是世界上排名很靠前的货运港,大部分的跨国海船都会经过它。”一旁的雷主任深深皱眉,“这个小男孩有可能跑路了。” Ten days ago, everyone has not known that the young boy is the extraordinary event criminal, wants to travel, absolutely does not have the issue. 十天前,大家还不知道小男孩是特殊事件犯罪者,想要跑路,绝对没有问题。 The customs place has high spiritual awareness Investigator, but the opposite party is the automobile person, even breathes to cut off, camouflages on merchandise the container, the smuggling is not a problem absolutely. 海关处有高灵知调查员,不过对方是汽车人,连呼吸都可以断绝,伪装成货物上集装箱,偷渡绝对不成问题。 The port city will handle massive merchandise every day, the daily average volume of goods handled over hundreds of millions tons, Investigator is impossible to stare at all merchandise to look, the work load is too big, wastes the time. 海港城市每天都会经手大量的货物,日均吞吐量几亿吨以上,调查员不可能盯着所有货物看,工作量太大,又浪费时间。 Therefore, our work did waste?” “所以,我们的工作白费了?” How cannot say, the good and evil we obtained various number plays of automobile person, tested the ability of automobile person, if later has the automobile person turmoil, we can complete the response ahead of time.” Director Lei said, will go back to make the prospectus, the prevention will present the disaster of lots of civilian transform automobile person in the future. “也不能怎么说,好歹我们得到了汽车人的各种数剧,也测试了汽车人的能力,以后如果发生汽车人动乱,我们可以提前做好反应。”雷主任说完,回去做计划书,预防未来出现大量平民变身汽车人的灾难。 Director Lei believes, overwhelming majority normal people do not want to turn into the automobile person, he has the reason to prevent ahead of time. 雷主任相信,绝大部分正常人都不想变成汽车人,他有理由提前预防。 Ke Meng shows neither approval nor disapproval, a person's suspicion, is unable to represent everyone. 克蒙不置可否,一个人的猜想,无法代表所有人。 He online opened a voting: 他在网上开了一个投票: Issue: If one day, you have ability that turns into the automobile, can change human, such ability do you want? 问题:如果有一天,你拥有变成汽车的能力,也可以变回人类,这样的能力你想要吗? Option 1: Want! 选项一:想要! Option 2: No, I do not want to change the automobile, I want to work as the normal person. 选项二:别吧,我不想变汽车,我想当正常人。 Option 3: Temporarily is indefinite. 选项三:暂时不确定。
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