The desert hawk portrait netizen named 「Illegal Gun Soldier」, presently the real name is Xing Yunyi, in the reality is many sports amateurs. 沙雕头像网友名叫「黑枪兵」,现实名是刑云逸,在现实中是位多人运动项目爱好者。 He is usually all right likes accessing the net to chat, meets younger sister who chatted comes, will initiate the sports to invite to the opposite party, jogged and climbs a mountain to the outdoors together, exercises. 他平时没事就喜欢上网聊天,遇见聊得来的妹子,就会向对方发起户外运动邀请,一起到户外跑步、爬山,锻炼身体。 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 looks to Tencent app, inside has to expand row of functions, specifically is used in the stranger making friends. 「黑枪兵」看向企鹅软件,里面有个扩列功能,专门用于陌生人交友。 When this, he expands the row to the desert hawk portrait younger sister randomly, the typing always has a Aw character, felt to a thief lovably. 这一回,他随机扩列到沙雕头像的妹子,打字时老是带着一个吖字,给一种贼可爱的感觉。 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 has made up the appearance of opposite party in the brain, petite lovable, or is the younger sister of speaking in an infantile tone of voice, even possibly is in the family/home passes the net? 「黑枪兵」已经在脑补对方的容貌,娇小可爱,或者是奶声奶气的妹子,甚至可能是家里通网？ Not is right, in Koi Continent, in the family/home just passed the net is also rare, he is not really able the brain to make up. 不对不对,在锦鲤洲,家里刚通网也太稀有了,他实在无法脑补。 The brain makes up that family member to manage strictly, does not permit to bump internet, until started to contact the rookie younger sister of Internet recently. 还是脑补成那种家里人管得严,不准碰网络,直到最近才开始接触互联网的萌新妹子。 He is thinking, while initiated the kpop suggestion. 他一边想着,一边发起了k歌建议。 Made him feel what was joyful was the white feathered desert hawk portrait younger sister complied, „good Aw, you first to sing.” 令他感到愉悦的是白毛沙雕头像妹子答应了,“好吖,你先唱。” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 to the cell phone, is showing the Syrup smile, anticipated younger sister's voice at heart more and more. 「黑枪兵」对着手机,露出蜜汁笑容,心里越来越期待妹子的声音了。 The 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 point records the key, to the cell phone sonorous singing a relaxed melody is in the recent several years the new popular song. 「黑枪兵」点开录音键,对着手机清唱了一首轻松曲调又是近几年内新出的热门歌曲。 Nowadays, pulls up the younger sister unable to use the too old song, so as to avoid cannot keep up with the time. 这年头,撩妹子不能用太老的歌,免得跟不上时代。 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 is an uncle, likes the old age song, but the young generation does not like these old melodies now, therefore 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 will not sing these old songs to the younger sister. 「黑枪兵」是位大叔,喜欢老年代歌,但是现在年轻一辈不喜欢那些老调子,所以「黑枪兵」不会对妹子唱那些老歌。 Sang a small high tide part, the click transmission. 唱完一段小高潮部分,点击发送。 Before long, 「White Sugar」 sends in a few words: „Very pleasant to listen to Aw!” 不一会儿,「白砂糖」发来一句话:“好好听吖！” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 sees this to twist the mouth sidewise the mouth, is all smiles, the typing urged the White Sugar younger sister: „I sang, now was one's turn you.” 「黑枪兵」见此咧开嘴巴,笑容满面,打字催促白砂糖妹子:“我唱完了,现在轮到你了。” „That, I have not sung Aw.” “那个,我没唱过歌吖。” „Cannot repudiate a debt, agreement that before we reached an agreement?” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 knows that opposite party in shy, at this time cannot instigate, must continue to urge. “不许赖账,之前我们说好的约定呢？”「黑枪兵」知道对方在害羞,这时候不能怂,要继续催。 Urged several, the White Sugar younger sister to yield with a show of reluctance complies. 催了几句,白砂糖妹子半推半就地答应了。 Also is at this moment, expands the row make friends temporarily the chat time arrives, wants to continue to chat must in addition be friend. 也是这一刻,扩列交友的临时聊天时间到点,想继续聊天就得加为好友。 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 transmits add friend to the opposite party, to this step, so long as the opposite party applied through friend, he can continue to chat downward. 「黑枪兵」向对方发送加好友申请,到了这一步,只要对方通过好友申请,他可以继续往下聊。 If not successful, changes a netizen, does not hang to death on a tree. 若不成,就换个网友,不吊死在一颗树上。 The sports is fastidious about your sentiment I to hope, right. 户外运动讲究你情我愿,对吧。 „「White Sugar」 passed your add friend, chatted with her a bit faster!” “「白砂糖」通过了您的加好友申请,快点和她聊天吧！” Sees this line of writing to prompt, on 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 face happy intent. 看见这一行文字提示,「黑枪兵」脸上了喜意。 When half an hour, 「White Sugar」 transmitted one toward him long 28 seconds of voices. 等了半个钟,「白砂糖」朝他发送了一个时长28秒的语音。 「White Sugar」: „First singing, Aw!” 「白砂糖」:“第一次唱,吖！” From her Aw character, 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 felt the lovable wind to head on. 从她的吖字,「黑枪兵」就感受到了可爱的风扑面而来。 Her sound is very certainly of pleasant to hear. 她的声音一定很好听。 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 selected the voice of opposite party, wave sound ripple fluctuate, the cell phone resounded the strange sound. 「黑枪兵」点开了对方的语音,波浪型声音波纹起起伏伏,手机响起了奇怪的声音。 „Aw, Aw Aw Aw, Aw Aw” “吖,吖吖吖,吖吖” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 is listening to the cell phone the sound that broadcasts, the expression gradually becomes strange. 「黑枪兵」听着手机里正在播放的声音,表情逐渐变得奇怪。 It is not, how not to feel right, is this human words? 不是,怎么感觉不对,这是人话吗？ „Aw Aw Aw” “吖吖吖” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 more listened more is not the taste, the eyebrow pushes. 「黑枪兵」越听越不是味,眉毛都挤到了一块。 Very strange pronunciation, but felt how to say...... accidental/surprised lovable. 很奇怪的发音,但是感觉怎么说呢……意外的可爱。 Right, this type lovable is not the pronunciation strange issue. 对的,这种可爱不是发音奇怪的问题。 She is that type, that very special that rare anti- listens, is limpid and pleasant to hear, attacks in the will of the people. 她是那种,很特别的那种,稀有又耐听的那种,清澈又好听,打击人心里去。 After listening to the sound of complete section stupid/desert hawk, 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 actually hears the inexplicable melody from inside. 听完整段沙雕之音后,「黑枪兵」竟然从里面听见莫名旋律。 „This is your sound, is very lovable.” “这就是你的声音吗,很可爱。” How 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 does not know drops, probably the demon was startled, was driven the rhythm by White Sugar, has thought she is very lovable. 「黑枪兵」也不知道咋滴,好像魔怔了,被白砂糖带动了节奏,一直觉得她很可爱。 chat for a bit, 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 remembered the matter of sports, starts to inquire that which city White Sugar in works. 聊了一会儿,「黑枪兵」又想起了户外运动的事,开始打听白砂糖在哪一个城市工作。 „I in Whale City Aw.” White Sugar prompt response. “我在鲸鱼市吖。”白砂糖迅速回应。 „At just the right moment, I also in Whale City, you want to take a walk, I lead you.” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 not in Whale City, he in Octopus City. “真巧,我也在鲸鱼市,你想散步吗,我带你。”「黑枪兵」并不在鲸鱼市,他本人在章鱼市。 The however two cities are quite near, sit High Speed Rail to arrive then, does not take time. 不过两个城市比较近,坐高铁抵达即可,不费事。 „Takes a walk...... not good Aw.” White Sugar thinks oneself place in the Evil God family/home, naturally cannot run all over the place. “散步……不行吖。”白砂糖认为自己身处邪神的家里,自然不能乱跑。 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 does not know, only thinks both sides have not chatted that time. 「黑枪兵」不知道,只以为双方还没有聊到那个时机。 Therefore the 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 change goal, then sends about own fitness picture. 于是「黑枪兵」改变目标,转而发一些关于自己的健身照片。 The strong musculus biceps brachii, attractive V-line, the body muscle line is distinct, fills with the testerone aura. 强壮的肱二头肌,漂亮的人鱼线,身体肌肉线条分明,充满男性荷尔蒙气息。 „What's wrong?” Some 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 proud say/way, and think that the opposite party big probability will have the interest of sports. “如何？”「黑枪兵」有些自豪道,并认为对方大概率会产生户外运动的兴趣。 „I have the original understanding of the fitness, I can teach you knowledge of some downsizing.” “我对健身有着独到的理解,我可以教你一些瘦身的小知识。” 「White Sugar」: „???” 「白砂糖」:“？？？” „What's wrong?” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 saw moe younger sister to send three question marks, a little touched does not permit this is what tone. “怎么了？”「黑枪兵」看见萌妹子发了三个问号,有点摸不准这是什么语气了。 Was frightened by his rash action, is excited? 是被他的冒失举动吓到了,还是过于激动？ „It is not, aren't you stupid/desert hawk Aw?” The White Sugar typing said. “不是,你不是沙雕吖？”白砂糖打字道。 „???” Was ignorant this feedback to 「Illegal Gun Soldier」, what, who is stupid/desert hawk, I? “？？？”这回轮到「黑枪兵」懵了,什么,谁是沙雕,我？ „I want to ask Aw, aren't you stupid/desert hawk?” White Sugar is staring at 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 portrait, cannot feel the mind, does not know that which step made a mistake. “我想问吖,你不是沙雕吗？”白砂糖盯着「黑枪兵」的头像,摸不着头脑,不知道哪一步出错了。 „I...... do not understand, is this new stem?” “我……还是不太懂,这是新梗吗？” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」, always felt moe younger sister is cursing at people, however his is not proven. 「黑枪兵」顿了顿,总感觉萌妹子在骂人,但是他的证据不足。 If by some chance others are cracking a joke? 万一人家只是在开玩笑呢？ „Is portrait Aw, the vulture in portrait is not you?” The White Sugar typing said. “就是头像吖,头像里的雕不是你吗？”白砂糖打字道。 This, 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 really could not understand. 这回,「黑枪兵」真的看不懂了。 Was the time becomes extremely crazy, he could not have kept up with the mentality of opposite party. 是时代变得太过疯狂了吗,他已经跟不上对方的思路。 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 was pondering for 27 seconds to the phone screen, became aware, the opposite party is not cursing at people, but wants original picture. 「黑枪兵」对着手机屏幕沉思了二十七秒,悟了,对方不是在骂人,而是想要原图。 „Before the vulture in portrait is me , the picture that looks, felt at that time it uniquely uses very much. If you want the original picture piece, I look for original picture also.” After 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 fires off the character, felt oneself this definitely touched the mentality of opposite party. “头像里的雕是我以前找的图片,当时感觉它长得很别致就用了。如果你想要原图片,我去找找原图还在吗。”「黑枪兵」打完字后,感觉自己这回肯定摸准了对方的思路。 dī dī. 滴滴。 White Sugar initiated second even/including to reply. 白砂糖发起了两连回复。 „Therefore, your real picture where?” “所以,你的真照片在哪里？” The 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 fan, felt oneself were really old, cannot keep up with the mentality. 「黑枪兵」迷了,感觉自己真的老了,跟不上思路。 „Writing does not talk clearly, opens the video face-to-face talk simply, has what question to chat presently.” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 anticipates to say. “文字说不清楚,干脆开视频面谈吧,有什么疑问都能现聊。”「黑枪兵」期待道。 „Good Aw!” “好吖！” 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 looks at the reply of moe younger sister, the small heart thump thump jumped, selects the video call application. 「黑枪兵」看着萌妹子的回复,小心脏怦怦跳,点开了视频通话申请。 Another side. 另一侧。 In the Ke Meng big bedroom, a White Sugar eyeball revolution, slid the restroom, accepted the video call. 克蒙的大卧室里,白砂糖眼珠子一转,溜到了厕所,接受视频通话。 In the White Sugar eye, this was one carves the master charming, portrait represented all. 在白砂糖眼中,这是一位帅气的雕爷,头像代表了一切。 Then after selecting the video, White Sugar sees a piece of floor. 然后点开视频后,白砂糖看见一片地板。 But the White Sugar appearance actually passed on through the selfie camera. 而白砂糖的样子却通过自拍摄像头传了过来。 Opposite 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 looks the white feathered desert hawk animal that in the lens presents, the feather snow white, small eye, the big doubts, such as the standing on one leg stands all over the body, is tilting the head opens the mouth, Aw Aw calls. 对面的「黑枪兵」看着镜头里出现的白毛沙雕动物,羽毛通体雪白,小小的眼睛,大大的疑惑,如金鸡独立般站立,歪着头张开嘴巴,吖吖地叫。 Very strange sound, the lovable pronunciation, seemed asking why he does not begin shooting the head. 很奇怪的声音,可爱的发音,仿佛在问他为什么不开镜头。 At this moment, 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 became aware. 这一刻,「黑枪兵」悟了。 Damn, the opposite is really one carves! 该死,对面真是一只雕！ The 「Illegal Gun Soldier」 sharp fire launches a psychological attack, the moe younger sister fantasy at heart broke, falls down. 「黑枪兵」急火攻心,心里的萌妹子幻想破碎了,倒在地上。 After several seconds, White Sugar discovered that the cell phone interrupted the video call. 几秒后,白砂糖发现手机中断了视频通话。 System friendship prompt: „You need to increase the opposite party are friend can initiate chat.” 系统友情提示:“您需要添加对方为好友才能发起聊天。” Can't 「White Sugar」 feel the mind, software had a BUG? 「白砂糖」摸不着头脑,软件出bug了？