This early morning, the netizens then receive the reminder of software, uploader that you pay attention to renewed the video. 这一大早的,网友们便收到软件的提醒,您关注的up主更新了视频。 The point operates the prompt column to skip to software video interface, seeing the stupid flavor full video name then to call stupid netizen. 点开提示栏跳转到软件视频界面,看见沙雕味十足的视频名字这才叫沙雕网友。 The netizen who does not know the circumstances of the matter thinks that Ke Meng patted new review video, selects to look, short one minute. 不知情的网友以为克蒙拍了新的测评视频,点开一看,才短短一分钟。 「 uploader shortens today, unexpectedly one minute? 」 「今天up主变短了,居然才一分钟？」 「How much content can there be in 1 minute? 😕」 「一分钟能做多少内容？迷惑脸。」 Like this quick dissipates after several seconds, because everyone sees the appearance that a white feathered desert hawk set up, on the claw as if grabs some roundly, black , the short long stick object, manipulates to cell phone one. 这样的话很快在几秒后消散,因为大家看见了一只白毛沙雕立起来的样子,爪子上似乎抓着某个圆圆的,黑黑的,又短的长棍物体,对手机一阵操弄。 After the lens approach, everyone knows that is capacitive stylus. 镜头凑近后,大家才知道那是电容笔。 「???」 「？？？」 The question mark of full screen has delimited, everyone was ignorant. 满屏幕的问号划过,大家都懵了。 It is not, how does this desert hawk use the single foot to play the cell phone? 不是,这只沙雕怎么用单脚玩手机？ Your hand, is not right, it does not have the hand. 你的手呢,哦不对,它没有手。 At this time, the audience remembered the title name character finally, this called stupid netizen. 这时,观众们终于想起了标题名字,这才叫沙雕网友。 「 so that's how it is. 」 「原来如此。」 「 I became aware, this is an issue of stupid netizen video, guarantees exchange if not genuine. 」 「我悟了,这是一期沙雕网友视频,如假包换。」 At this time, Ke Meng aimed at White Sugar’s phone interface the lens. 这时,克蒙把镜头对准到白砂糖的手机界面。 That is a model of penguin chat software, White Sugar is chatting with some netizen. 那是一款企鹅聊天软件,白砂糖正在和某网友聊天。 「White Sugar」: „I had the cell phone Aw, Aw Aw Aw!” 「白砂糖」:“我有手机了吖,吖吖吖！” 「Call Me Sweet Dumpling」: „[okay.jpg]” 「叫我汤圆」:“[o**k.jpg]” White Sugar seems very excited, controls the capacitive stylus fast point screen with the claw, proficiently utilizes the capacitive stylus click section paper, the fast typing, the symbol speed is not slower than the average person typing speed. 白砂糖显得很兴奋,用爪子操控电容笔快速点屏幕,熟练地运用电容笔点击九宫格,快速打字,码字速度一点也不比普通人打字速度慢。 「 stupid netizen and stupid netizen chatted, who was true stupid/desert hawk? 」 「沙雕网友和沙雕网友聊天,谁才是真正的沙雕？」 「 you never know that opposite with the netizen who you chatted is anything. 」 「你永远不知道对面跟你聊天的网友是什么东西。」 「 is not, everyone had not discovered that the nickname of opposite netizen, it is not a person. 」 「不是,大家没发现对面网友的昵称吗,它也不是人啊。」 Just like the netizen said that the White Sugar chat object was Sweet Dumpling, was the plump golden color hair ball thing that in the lens has not patted. 正如网友所言,白砂糖的聊天对象是汤圆,也就是镜头里没有拍到的圆滚滚金色毛球物。 Knows the netizen who truth, expressed oneself split, three views completely destroy. 知道真相的网友,纷纷表示自己裂开了,三观尽毁。 But because of enough stupid/desert hawk, the stupid/desert hawk short video of this no reality material was also shared in the group by the netizens. 但也因为足够沙雕,这部没有什么实料的沙雕短视频被网友们分享到群里。 Because the crowd expands, the barrages of some non- fans also appear in the screen. 因为人群扩大,一些非粉丝的弹幕也出现在屏幕中。 「 really for a long time sees exactly. 」 「真是活久见。」 「 I only want to know a matter, where on buys such pet. 」 「我只想知道一件事,上哪里买这样的宠物。」 After Ke Meng finished eating the food, selects the quest list, discovered that own quest has completed. 克蒙吃完饭后,点开任务列表,发现自己的任务已经完成。 Syrup, is the ordinary vlog video, has reached the quest standard. 不论是蜜汁,还是普通的vlog视频,都已达到任务标准。 Ke Meng turns out the Syrup video, my goodness, view count has broken 6 million, this day of time, special item popularity has the multi- magics obviously. 克蒙翻出蜜汁视频,好家伙,播放量已经破六百万了,这才一天时间,可见特殊物品的热度有多魔幻。 But the issue earlier perfect sword video has broken ten million/countless view count, becomes explodes the funds video greatly. 而发布更早的无瑕剑视频已经破千万播放量,成为大爆款视频。 Ke Meng accepted the reward of quest, Resistance increased 75 points directly. 克蒙接受任务的奖励,抗性直接添加了75点。 「 Resistance: 256.4 」 「抗性:256.4」 To be honest, that 0.4 Resistance looked made the person egg hurt, offending a person’s OCD. 老实说,那零点四的抗性看了让人蛋疼,让人强迫症都犯了。 If possible, Ke Meng wants to fill in it. 如果有可能,克蒙想把它填了。 Put out once Nameless Fish, the Resistance quality testing fish, so long as looked at one, knows that own Resistance can resist the big intensity mental influence. 拿出曾经的无名咸鱼,抗性质检鱼,只要看一眼,就知道自己的抗性能抵御多大强度的精神干扰。 Puts out Nameless Fish instantly, Ke Meng discovers own face long on the body of fish, but the whole body weakness feeling, cannot quite move own body with ease. 拿出无名咸鱼的刹那,克蒙发现自己的脸已经长在鱼的身上,但是全身乏力感已经不强了,能够比较轻松地活动自己的身体。 This? 就这？ Ke Meng looks once made his scalp tingles Nameless Fish, now Nameless Fish could not have the bad effect on Ke Meng. 克蒙看着曾经令他头皮发麻的无名咸鱼,现在已经无名咸鱼已经不能对克蒙产生恶劣的影响。 Ke Meng patted the nameless fish, looked for a long time, felt that own vision appeared absent-minded. 克蒙拍了拍无名鱼身,看久了,感觉自己的视觉出现恍惚。 In a flash the head, the system springs the 「 Resistance 0.1 」 inscription. 一晃头,系统弹出「抗性0.1」的字样。 256.5! 256.5！ Although also misses 0.5, but compared with was much better a moment ago. 虽然还差零点五,但是比刚才好多了。 Ke Meng discovered that Nameless Fish can also continue making the most with minimal effort, therefore continues to brush. 克蒙发现无名咸鱼还能继续薅羊毛,于是继续刷。 How long however regardless in the future Ke Meng gazes , the look absent-minded situation had not appeared, as if Ke Meng really to the Nameless Fish immunity. 不过往后不论克蒙注视多久,神色恍惚的情况都没出现了,仿佛克蒙真的对无名咸鱼免疫。 Sees that Ke Meng threw in Nameless Fish Storage Scarf. 见状,克蒙把无名咸鱼扔回了储物围巾里。 Ke Meng arrives at the underground target range that in the villa manor brings, takes up the pistol to practice the spear/gun. 克蒙走到别墅庄园内自带的地下靶场,拿起手枪练枪。 pā pā pā. 啪啪啪。 The recoil force of pistol shakes to the wrist/skill , the inexplicable strength resistance recoil force, making both hands of Ke Meng immovability. 手枪的后座力震到手腕上,莫名的力量抵御后座力,使得克蒙的双手不动如山。 Changes to the single-handed continuous fire, the recoil force of pistol cannot make the Ke Meng palm movement half a point as before. 改成单手连续射击,手枪的后座力依旧不能令克蒙的手掌移动半分。 Ke Meng looks to own palm, to be honest he did not know oneself body physical resistance strongly to what situation. 克蒙看向自己的手掌,老实说他不知道自己的身体物理抗性强到什么地步了。 Can keep off the bullet? 能不能挡子弹？ Although wants to know the answer, but Ke Meng does not have the idea of experiment, temporarily depresses. 虽然想知道答案,但是克蒙没有试验的想法,暂时压下。 Practiced a while spear/gun, Ke Meng started to look for a job to do. 练了一会儿枪,克蒙开始找事做。 Patted the scarf to kitchen, takes two semi-enclosed fish bowl, inside puts ordinary Level Fish that tree spirit offered sacrifices to come. 到厨房处拍了拍围巾,把两座半封闭式鱼缸拿出来,里面盛放了树精献祭而来的普通等级鱼。 Level Fish swims in the fish bowl cheerfully, without aggressivity, but they are not good to feed. 等级鱼在鱼缸里欢快地游泳,没有攻击性,不过它们并不好喂养。 They do not eat the bait on market, in the knowledge that the big face cat gives had not said that they eat anything, only talked into the fish with one year life span to promote the monster level. 它们不吃市面上的鱼饵,大脸猫给予的知识里也没有说它们吃什么,只说成年鱼可以提升怪物的等级。 Looks that one pile of juvenile fish wander in two fish bowl, Ke Meng to the kitchen with raw meat, cut a scrap, invests in the fish bowl. 看着一堆幼鱼在两座鱼缸里游荡,克蒙到厨房拿一块生肉,切了一小块,投入鱼缸里。 The Level Fish juvenile fish looked at one, without movement. 等级鱼幼鱼们瞄了一眼,没有动作。 In the fish bowl a tenth fish with one year life span, has not become the fish with one year life span to feed completely to Sweet Dumpling, long seeps, Sweet Dumpling rose several levels. 鱼缸里已经没有成年鱼,成年鱼已全部喂给汤圆,长沁,汤圆升了几级。 Sweet Dumpling is the elite monster template, in elite monster also divided the strong and weak, it can grow is some Novice Village boss guarding a gate dog, various aspect data are strong, estimates level also on Lv. 20~30 like this. 汤圆原本是精英怪模板,精英怪里也分强弱,它原本可以成长为新手村某boss的守门犬,各方面数据强得一匹,预估等级也就二三十级这样子。 If made Sweet Dumpling eat remaining Level Fish, Sweet Dumpling also becomes stronger. 若让汤圆把剩下的等级鱼吃了,汤圆还会变得更强。 Wants, Ke Meng makes other meat to go. 想罢,克蒙又弄别的肉进去。 In the refrigerator of Ke Meng has various types of food, is the bodyguards purchases, exchanges regularly, moreover usually will have professional chef to prepare food. 克蒙家的冰箱里有各种类型的食材,全是保镖们购买的,定期换新,而且平时也会有专业厨师来做饭。 After Ke Meng has experimented various types of food, Level Fish does not eat unexpectedly. 克蒙试验过各种食材后,等级鱼竟一点也不吃。 Looks Level Fish that the fish salt does not enter, Ke Meng remembers Crystal Level Fish. 看着鱼盐不进的等级鱼,克蒙想起水晶等级鱼们。 Also patted the fish bowl, the semi-enclosed whale has the coping, can effectively prevent the fish to jump. 又拍了拍鱼缸,半封闭式的鲸鱼有盖顶,可以有效阻止鱼儿们跳出来。 Ke Meng puts out Crystal Block, this is the feed of crystal lifeform, it is said is extremely delicious, Ke Meng knocks in any case motionless, did not think that has the flavor. 克蒙拿出水晶块,这是水晶生物的饲料,据说极其美味,反正克蒙磕不动,也不觉得有味道。 Throws into Crystal Block the fish bowl, Crystal Level Fish are in a tumult, rushes to that Crystal Block, gnawed crazily. 把一枚水晶块扔进鱼缸里,水晶等级鱼们都骚动起来,涌向那枚上水晶块,疯狂啃噬。 However the fish mouth of juvenile fish is not big, can only the small mouth small mouth place gnaw slowly. 不过幼鱼的鱼嘴并不大,只能小口小口地慢慢啃。 Before long, small Crystal Block was eaten by the juvenile fish. 不一会儿,小小的水晶块被幼鱼们吃掉。 Ke Meng felt keenly has the part of Crystal Level Fish volume to increase a little bit. 克蒙敏锐地感觉到有一部分水晶等级鱼的体积变大一点点。 Ke Meng throws into the fish feed the fish bowl, the crystal fish looked that does not look, disregards it. 克蒙把鱼饲料扔进鱼缸里,水晶鱼看都不看,无视之。 However Ke Meng throws Crystal Block again, the crystal fish supports to eat the crystal feed immediately. 但是克蒙再投一枚水晶块,水晶鱼立马拥上来吃水晶饲料。 Solved a case, Level Fish eats the thing, but their tastes are quite nitpicking. 破案了,等级鱼是吃东西的,但它们的口味比较挑剔。 „To breed fish, but must look for the special feed, really has a headache.” Ke Meng threw into the ordinary Level Fish fish bowl Crystal Block, Level Fish looked at one several, but has not eaten, it seems like that this was not their vegetables/dishes. “想要养鱼,还得找特殊饲料,真是头疼。”克蒙把水晶块扔进普通等级鱼的鱼缸,等级鱼瞄了一几眼,但是没有吃,看来这不是它们的菜。 Thinks, Ke Meng decided that Investigation Bureau transfers, perhaps Investigation Bureau has special feeds the special feed of fish. 左想右想,克蒙决定到调查局转一圈,说不定调查局有专门喂鱼的特别饲料。 - ：。：