IBNGPB :: Volume #2

#138: Perfect sword( 4 th)


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Ke Meng regains consciousness on own initiative, turns head to look, in the ground were many a short-sword. 克蒙主动苏醒,扭头一看,地面上多了一把短剑。 The short-sword is quite short, to what degree, the range estimate only has ten centimeters short. 短剑比较短,短到什么程度呢,目测只有十厘米长。 Although is small, but is long very fine, the sword blade is the silver-white sword blade, the polished surface, the reflecting surface is so limpid like the mirror. 虽然小,但是长得十分精致,剑身是银白色的剑身,抛光面,反射面如同镜子那样清澈。 The sword hilt is the golden color, the sword standard is thin, the round body, on the has the golden silk strip that circles alternately tightly. 剑柄本身呈金色,剑格薄,圆柄身,柄上有交叉紧绕的金色丝条。 Such a small sword, a peerless perfect feeling, is only looks feels very beautiful. 这么小的一柄剑,给人一种绝世完美的感觉,光是看着就觉得很美。 Sweet Dumpling rolled, yelled tearfully, the meaning of liking can be seen in speech and appearance. 汤圆滚了过来,汪汪大叫,喜欢之意溢于言表。 White Sugar also Aw Aw called continually, yelled wonderfully including stupid/desert hawk, very liked this sword. 白砂糖连叫,连一头沙雕都大叫美妙,十分喜欢这柄剑。 Ke Meng feels very much the same way, this is truly graceful the sword. 克蒙深有同感,这把剑确实是帅啊。 It is not right, a dog carves feels beautiful, two sides aesthetic is really consistent? 不对,一狗一雕怎么也觉得美,两边的审美真的是一致的吗? Ke Meng thinks that the different races, the aesthetic standard also has the difference, will not form such odd and same judgment. 克蒙认为不同的种族,审美观也是有差异的,不会形成这样离谱又相同的判断。 Ke Meng realizes improper, this sword estimated that has the issue. 克蒙意识到不妥,这剑估计有问题。 Looks at a sword blade, such perfect sword, where has the issue? 看一眼剑身,这么完美的剑,哪有问题? Ke Meng was a little bewitched, thinks that this perfect sword has no issue, does not need to come out with the big face cat. 克蒙有点魔怔了,认为这柄完美的剑没有任何问题,不需要拿大脸猫出来。 However he thinks this must take away the test bureau to test the sword, otherwise later takes with also to explain. 但是他一想到这把剑还得拿去测试局测试,不然以后拿出来用还得解释一番。 Late measures to might as well measure early, first measures one wave simply. 晚测不如早测,干脆先测一波。 Ke Meng defeated at heart to the perfect definition, offers a sacrifice to the big face cat with the thought of test, feeds small dried fish, advances the cat mouth of big face cat the fish head, while gazes at the eye of big face cat. 克蒙战胜了心里对完美的定义,以测试的念头祭出大脸猫,一边喂小鱼干,把鱼头推进大脸猫的猫嘴巴,一边注视大脸猫的眼睛。 The strange knowledge increased! 奇怪的知识增加了! 「Busy Sword」 「无暇剑」 this is in a face value does not have a slight defect sword, saw that its person thinks perfectly. 这是一柄颜值上没有瑕疵点的剑,见到它的人都认为完美。 「Grabbing the sword hilt and saying aloud “change~change~change”, the Busy Sword will become long; saying “shrink~shrink~shrink”, the Busy Sword will become short.」 「捏住剑柄,念“变变变”,无暇剑会变大。念“缩缩缩”时,无暇剑会变小。」 「When holding the sword, no matter what the holder does, the subjective opinion will be that it appears to be perfect.」 「握住剑柄时,无论宿主做什么,主观视觉上都会显得很完美。」 「Holding for a long time will be like standing aloft and looking down upon others.」 「握久了,喜欢站在高处居高临下。」 Introduced, Ke Meng became aware, this was the an acting pretentious sword. 介绍完毕,克蒙悟了,这是一柄拿来装逼的剑。 If not acting pretentious, perfect did not have the too big use. 如果不拿来装逼,完美就没有太大的用处了。 Ke Meng thinks oneself are not one loves the person who thinks to compel, when pats review video, he pats the video with the mentality of ordinary person as far as possible, by the psychological demand of this conjunction ordinary viewers, achieves the resonance on mentality. 克蒙认为自己不是一位爱装逼的人,拍测评视频时,他尽量用平凡人的心态拍视频,以此契合普通观众们的心理需求,达成心态上的共鸣。 Sometimes, the barrages of certain fans made Ke Meng feel very much the same way. 有的时候,某些粉丝的弹幕令克蒙深有同感。 If I also want such friend and to understand, this buys a hawk and transform for me, transform for me, transform for me ahhhhh and still hasn’t transformed, has used...... 如“我也想有这样的朋友”、“懂了,就这去买一个雕”、“给我变,给我变,给我变啊啊啊啊啊”、“还没变,已经用上了”…… Although special item the probability of appearance is high, but takes a broad view at national Koi Continent, the quantity tailed off, therefore looked the special review audience are in the family/home do not have the special item general public. 特殊物品的出现的概率虽高,但是放眼全国锦鲤洲,数量就变少了,所以绝大部分看特殊测评的观众都是家里没有特殊物品的普通民众。 Ke Meng to let no special item average person also has the substitution feeling, racked brains to make many ponders, discovered that was easiest the means that from the average person angle of view made the audience substitute. 克蒙为了让无特殊物品的普通人也有代入感,绞尽脑汁做了很多思考,发现从普通人视角出发是最容易让观众代入的办法。 New review video, Ke Meng plans from an average person angle of view. 新的测评视频,克蒙还是打算从一名普通人视角出发。 First selects the quest list, examines the stupid/desert hawk review video progress, the audience number has not attained a designated standard. 先点开任务列表,查看沙雕测评的视频进度,观众数量还没有达标。 Without is so quick, after all new Hard Quest needs 2 million audience quantities. 没那么快啊,毕竟新的困难任务需要两百万观众量。 At present White Sugar review video just breaks three million view count, but in system quest, actual audience 1.8 million people, but must wait again. 目前白砂糖测评视频刚破三百万播放量,而系统任务里,实际观众才一百八十万人,还得再等等。 This Hard Quest estimate can be completed today, Ke Meng can first pat the Busy Sword video to make the material, after quest completes, meets new review video quest. 这个困难任务估计今天就能完成了,克蒙可以先拍无暇剑的视频做素材,等任务完成后再接新的测评视频任务 The pitiful Syrup video has been pressed the bottom by Ke Meng, has not arrived at it born. 可怜的蜜汁视频一直被克蒙压箱底,还没有到它出世的时候。 Ke Meng gets out of bed, takes up this to only have the gold/metal short-sword of ten centimeters length. 克蒙下了床,拿起这柄只有十厘米长度的金柄短剑。 The sword blade is very exquisite, even the insufficient adult palm of the hand is long, when grips the sword hilt, Ke Meng oneself have no feeling, however Sweet Dumpling and White Sugar felt immediately differently. 剑身很小巧,甚至不够成年人巴掌长,握住剑柄时,克蒙本人没有什么感觉,但是身旁的汤圆白砂糖立马感觉不一样了。 Woof woof!” Sweet Dumpling shouted similar 666, the so handsome and other dog language lines. “汪汪!”汤圆喊起了类似666、帅帅帅等狗语台词。 White Sugar does not dare to have the too big sound, it is quite timid, but may not contain to shout one Aw. 白砂糖不敢出太大的声音,它比较胆小,但还是不可遏制地喊出一声“”。 Can lead the dregs? 帅得掉渣? Is this Desert Hawk Language? 这就是沙雕语吗? Ke Meng suppressed White Sugar one, White Sugar necking in entered the wing immediately, the wing exposes a section of fine yellow sand. 克蒙憋了白砂糖一眼,白砂糖立马缩头进翅膀,翅膀抖落一片小黄沙 Ke Meng looks at Misako, gripped the hand of Busy Sword first to pat the scarf, took the transparent pet box. 克蒙看见沙子,握住无暇剑的手先拍了拍围巾,把透明的宠物盒拿出来。 In the pet box has Sand Saltbug, is all over the body pure white. 宠物盒里面有一只沙盐虫,通体洁白。 Sand Saltbug has not eaten the sand today, is hungry the belly to yell, the mouth exuded the strange cry: „Ah” 沙盐虫今天还没有吃沙子,已经饥饿得肚子大叫,嘴巴发出了怪异的叫声:“啊” Cry very startled lazy, probably the sound from abyss, the eardrum of Ke Meng felt like that moves dry. 叫声十分惊懒,好像来自深渊的声音,克蒙的耳膜都隐隐觉得燥动。 Sweet Dumpling remains unmoved, this was called the sound not to shake it. 汤圆不为所动,这点叫音还没有撼动它。 But White Sugar has a scare, the cry of this small insect is quite fearful, frightened it immediately shake-out a lot of yellow sand. 白砂糖吓了一跳,这个小虫子的叫声好可怕啊,吓得它立马抖出大量的黄沙了。 Sand Saltbug in transparent pet box saw, the hunger and thirst, the cry even more was stranger, making one have the light sense of fear. 透明宠物盒里的沙盐虫见了,更加饥渴了,叫声越发怪异,让人产生淡淡的恐惧感。 If the normal person, it is estimated that were frightened to faint by the cry, but Ke Meng stands is freezing, affecting is not deep. 若是正常人,估计被叫声吓得晕过去了,但是克蒙站在原地不动,影响并不深。 Ke Meng was a little thirsty, thirsty feeling also, but without before was so serious, occasionally felt very thirsty, other times drink water will not feel thirsty. 克蒙有点渴了,口渴的感觉还在,但没有以前那么严重,偶尔觉得很口渴,其余时候喝了水不会感到口渴。 First solves the Sand Saltbug feed problem, Ke Meng takes the sword hilt, discussed to the treasured sword in a soft voice: change~change~change!” 还是先解决沙盐虫的进食问题,克蒙拿着剑柄,轻声对宝剑念道:“变变变!” The sword blade increases immediately, the elongation, grew into a 40~50 centimeter length of all of a sudden. 剑身立马变大,伸长,一下子长成了四五十厘米的长度。 Sand Saltbug, the mouth has been calling hungrily. 沙盐虫原本饿得不行,嘴巴一直在叫。 Sees the man before body to shout change~change~change, that white sword same ascends like the White Dragon, the unusual brightness is threatening, seizes the audience emphasis instantaneously. 看见身前的男人喊变变变,那柄白剑如白龙一样升腾,宝光逼人,瞬间夺走全场关注点。 Perfect, was too perfect! 完美,太完美了! Grasped the person of sword also to lead a Sand Saltbug face, suddenly some insect unexpectedly fans, forgot the very hungry this matter. 握剑的人也帅了沙盐虫一脸,一时间虫子竟有些迷了,忘记了自己很饿这回事。 The strange cry transforms into the young wife sobbing sound immediately, seems like the praise, but Ke Meng cannot hear clearly, its sound was really too small. 怪异的叫声立马转变为小媳妇般的呜咽声,似乎是赞美声,但克蒙听不清,它的声音实在是太小了。 Nearby Sweet Dumpling also stayed, this thing, is really good to lead. 一旁的汤圆也呆了,这玩意,真的好帅啊。 the desert hawk White Sugar also forgot shivering, both eyes stared straight. 沙雕白砂糖也忘记了颤抖,两眼瞪直。 What is perfect, this called perfectly. 什么叫完美,这就叫完美。 Ke Meng looks that fails to explode Sand Saltbug that did not call, with simple-hearted White Sugar, just tasted. 克蒙看着哑火不叫的沙盐虫,和木讷的白砂糖,刚刚回过味来。 This sword perfect...... unexpected. 这把剑的完美……出乎意料的强啊。 This cross race. 这都跨种族了。
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