IACTTTW :: Volume #1

#71: The dog urinates is the show


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This is the only main road to lead to Yangguang Subdistrict, come time, indeed sees many zombie, but absolutely does not have now so many, possibly is zombie limps to walk randomly, unconscious strolling arrived here. 这是通向阳光小区的唯一一条大路,来的时候,的确是看到不少丧尸,但绝对没有现在这么多,可能是丧尸蹒跚游走,不知不觉的逛到这里。 „......” “嗬嗬……” Roar......” “吼……” From is not too far, can hear the zombie low roar. 距离的不算太远,能听到丧尸们的低吼声。 This crowd of does zombie form groups, sway, appearance fierce terrifying, no matter what who noticed that must yield and withdraw, avoids the crest of wave. 这群丧尸成群结队,摇摇晃晃,模样狰狞恐怖,任谁看到都得退避三舍,避开风头。 Many.” “好多啊。” Lin Fan does not fear zombie, the frost sad is the weapon in his hand, can protect his security, according to the present quantity , he if to/clashes, should need cleaning up of time. 林凡不怕丧尸,霜之哀伤是他手中的兵器,能够保护他的安全,按照眼前的数量,他要是冲进去,应该需要一点时间的清理。 But he does not have such idea, has the survivor with the son of a bitch, if in the situation of self-defense, forgot that their existences, have the possibility to have the matter very much. 但他没这样的想法,有幸存者跟狗子在,万一在自卫的情况下,忘记他们的存在,很有可能出事情。 Big...... big brother, do we change a road?” king open/start trembles, the stutter is saying, he fear to zombie, from heart deep place. “大……大哥,我们是不是换一条路?”王开瑟瑟发抖,结结巴巴的说着,他对丧尸的恐惧,来自内心深处。 If that lamely. 如果是一瘸一拐的那种。 He felt that oneself is definitely courageous, takes the weapon to hack to death zombie, but this zombie, breaks through his atrium at present thoroughly, lets idea that he has not indulged in flights of fancy. 他感觉自己肯定有胆量,拿着兵器砍死丧尸,但眼前这种丧尸,彻底攻破他的心房,让他没有胡思乱想的想法。 Changes the road?” Lin Fan is saying with a smile: Not needing, this road is the recent path that goes back, should not be anxious, should not be afraid, believes me, I am very strong, I had just thought of the means.” “换路?”林凡笑着道:“没必要,这条路是回去的最近道路,你别紧张,别害怕,相信我,我很强,我刚刚已经想到了办法。” king Kaijing looks. 王开惊愣的看着。 Means? 办法? Without trading road, really cannot think that can have the means in the past. 如果在不换路的情况下,真的想不到能有办法过去。 Only if flies. 除非飞过去。 Hehe. 呵呵。 Also is a having a dream matter, is not right, even the dream, no one dares this. 又是一种做梦的事情,不对,就算是梦,都没人敢这样做。 Gets out.” “下车吧。” Lin Fan is saying. 林凡说着。 king open/start is thoroughly scared, a head blank. 王开彻底傻眼,脑袋一片空白。 Gets out? 下车? The present zombie tide, is very strong to the constriction of person. Even compares on the road, presents several hundred black clothes to take the social person of blade to be terrifying suddenly. 眼前的丧尸潮,给人的压迫感很强。甚至比走在路上,突然间出现数百位黑衣拿刀的社会人还要恐怖。 Lin Fan knows that king open/start is afraid very much, I am hugging you, you are hugging the son of a bitch, I lead you to pass.” 林凡知道王开很害怕,“我抱着你,你抱着狗子,我带你们过去。” Said. 说完。 He arrives in front of king open/start, is blocking his waist, very relaxed raises him, the son of a bitch is kicking the claw, by king Kaibao in bosom. 他来到王开面前,拦着他的腰,很是轻松的将他提起来,狗子扑腾着爪子,被王开抱在怀里。 Afterward, Lin Fan is carrying the electric car, the weight is very heavy, is in his hands, with tofu, did not feel that has any issue. 随后,林凡拎着电动车,重量很重,可是在他手里,就跟豆腐似的,并不感觉到有任何问题。 This electric car is others charming boss, definitely cannot discard. 这辆电动车是人家帅气老板的,肯定是不能丢掉的。 Big brother, what is our must make?” king open/start shivers to inquire. “大哥,我们这是要做什么?”王开颤抖询问着。 Lin Fan smiled and said: Path was stopped up does not have the matter of means that but we can jump over, relax, I never handle the matter that has not grasped, you only need to believe that I am good.” 林凡微笑道:“道路被堵住是没有办法的事情,但我们可以跳过去,放心吧,我从来不做没有把握的事情,你只需要相信我就好。” Conversation time. 交谈的时候。 „......” “嗬嗬……” The zombie tide presents the tumult, obviously is sees Lin Fan their these fresh flesh, one after another exudes the low and deep shouting sound, bang the sound transmits, earth shock. 丧尸潮出现骚动,明显是看到林凡他们这些新鲜的血肉,一个个发出低沉的嘶吼声,轰隆声传来,地面震动。 They came, coming......” king open/start to lose one's voice to shout, perfectly round that the eyeball stared, breathing rapidly, by scared out of one's wits matter, really occurrence. “他们来了,来了……”王开失声喊着,眼珠子瞪的滚圆,呼吸急促,被吓破胆的事情,真的发生了。 Lin Fan as before tranquil very much, is stepping the both feet, is running toward the zombie tide, gradually picks up the speed, as approaches zombie more and more, king open/start closes one's eyes, does not dare to look at the present situation. 林凡依旧平静的很,迈着双脚,朝着丧尸潮奔跑着,逐渐加快速度,随着越来越靠近丧尸,王开闭着眼睛,不敢看眼前的情况。 Died, died...... 死了,死了…… King happy is crying out, can see outside scenery for the last time, was a well satisfied matter, the present result feared that was difficult to escape the blood-stained mouth of zombie. 王开心里呐喊着,能够最后一次看到外面的风景,就是一件心满意足的事情了,如今的结果怕是难逃丧尸的血口。 At this time. 此时。 Lin Fan bang, bounces, as if will fly to resemble, jumps in the sky of zombie tide, looks down, has to exclaim in surprise, really many zombie, little said several hundreds, to over a thousand, does not know where this crowd of zombie gather. 林凡砰的一声,弹跳而起,仿佛会飞似的,跳跃在丧尸潮的上空,低头看着,不得不惊叹,真的好多丧尸,少说数百,多则上千,也不知道这群丧尸是从哪里聚集过来的。 All zombie are looking up to the sky, the flesh in the sky, wants to hold, cannot hold. 所有丧尸仰望着天空,血肉在上空,想抓住,又抓不住。 Bang! 砰! Falls to the ground, vibration, crack. 落地,震动,龟裂。 He puts away the electric car. 他将电动车放好。 Was all right, we board.” Lin Fan opens the mouth. “没事了,咱们上车吧。”林凡开口。 king open/start opens eyes, a face confused ignorance, turn head looks, sees the zombie tide to appear behind. 王开睁开眼,一脸迷茫的无知,回头望去,就见丧尸潮出现在身后。 In the mind has:??? 脑海里有很多的:??? Boards quickly, quick that they run, hesitant will be pursued.” Lin Fan said with a smile. “快上车,他们跑的很快,犹犹豫豫会被追到的。”林凡笑着说道。 Quick. 很快。 Emma electric car when danger and desperate, can erupt a stronger kinetic energy. 爱玛电动车在危险与绝望的时候,能够爆发出更强的动能。 Sits in following king open/start, once for a while turn head looks. 坐在后面的王开,时不时的回头看去。 The zombie tide in front, why appears in behind obviously all of a sudden. 明明丧尸潮在前面,为何一下子就出现在后面。 How do we come?” “我们是怎么过来的?” king Kainie the temples, is it possible that are really constraining too for a long time, presents the illusion, but matter that now has, is the illusions. 王开捏着太阳穴,莫非是真压抑太久,出现幻觉,而现在所发生的事情,都是幻觉嘛。 Heard that decodes the illusion most effective way to wet pants. 听说破解幻觉最有效的办法就是尿裤子。 Because the urine is hot. 因为尿液是热的。 Having words is not often mentioned, soaks the urine to incite to awake you, explained that the urine has effect so. 有句话不是经常被人提起嘛,一泡尿滋醒你,就说明尿是有这般功效的。 Lin Fan does not know that king open/start idea, is riding the electric car, while returns said: Jumps, the zombie quantity are too many, I want to take a look at them to attack us, if attacks us, I self-defense, all cut them, but I worried that you will have an accident, jumped.” 林凡不知道王开的想法,一边骑着电动车,一边回道:“跳过来的,丧尸数量太多,原本我是想看看他们是不是要攻击我们,如果攻击我们,我就自卫,将他们全砍了,但我担心你们会出事,就跳过来了。” Well...... you have to smell a flavor, a little urination show taste.” “咦……你有闻到一股味道嘛,有点尿骚味。” Hears this saying. 听到这话。 king open/start is slightly awkward, his present pants crotch is a little moist. 王开略显尴尬,他现在裤裆有点潮湿。 Possibly was the son of a bitch is frightened the urine, the urine of dog compared the flavor.” “可能是狗子被吓尿了,狗的尿都比较有味道的。” He pot thorough flinging to the son of a bitch who flies in circles against the wind. 他将锅彻彻底底的甩给迎风而翔的狗子。 The sons of bitches smile looks at the master, a person of dog is looking at each other, the son of a bitch stretches out the tongue to lick king open/start the mouth, is showing good will, meaning that one type likes the master. 狗子微笑的看着主人,一人一狗对视着,狗子伸出舌头舔着王开的嘴,就是一种示好,一种喜欢主人的意思。 Yes, I had not felt that behind moist, yeah, ok, did not think these. Lin Fan has not cared about these things, even the son of a bitch really urinated, he will not be angry, goes home to wash well, nothing troubled. “是嘛,我没感觉背后潮湿啊,哎,算了,不想这些了。林凡没在意这些事情,就算狗子真的尿了,他也不会生气,回到家洗一下就好,没什么麻烦的。 Continues the electric car. 继续开着电动车。 king Kaidi the head, is gaining ground later, looks at the back of the head of Lin Fan, just words he heard. 王开低着脑袋,随后抬起头,看着林凡的后脑勺,刚刚的话他有听到。 Jumps? 跳过来? The behavior view of very much confusing. 很迷惑的行为说法。 For a long time . 许久后。 Arrives at the community. 到达小区。 The Lin Fan restore electric car, the electric quantity has been not enough him to support the next action, drags to the shop, starts to charge. 林凡归还电动车,电量已经不足以他支撑下次的行动,拖到店里,开始充电。 Boss, thank you.” “老板,谢谢你。” Thanking. 感谢着。 king open/start does not know that Lin Fan is speaking to whom, he thinks that in the shop has the person, but looked at a half-day ghost not to see, praiseworthy was the shop front is very clean. 王开不知道林凡在跟谁说话,他以为店里有人,可是看了半天连个鬼影都没有看到,唯一值得称赞的就是店面很干净。 „Did you speak to whom?” “你跟谁说话呢?” Lin Fan said: Boss, Sinfeng's intermediary boss, others are very good, turns into zombie, was hacked to death by me, then I throw into the trash can him, walks, I lead you to arrive in the community, some there also many people.” 林凡道:“老板,新丰中介的老板,他人很好的,变成丧尸,被我砍死,然后我将他扔进垃圾桶,走吧,我带你到小区里,那里还有很多人。” king open/start:...... 王开:…… Room 804. 804室。 king open/start is digging the food greedily, with has not eaten meal for a long time, one after another, looked everyone is startled, but can understand his situation. 王开狼吞虎咽的刨着饭,就跟好久没有吃过饭菜似的,一碗接着一碗,看的大伙都惊愣的很,但是能理解他的情况。 Sister Li cooks a meal luckily has the evening, otherwise the king arrived here, does not have the thing to eat. 幸好李姐煮饭都是带着晚上的,否则王开来到这里,都没东西吃。 Slow point eats, no one snatches.” Lin Fan said. “慢点吃,没人抢的。”林凡说道。 Un un......” “嗯嗯……” king open/start ignites the head, but the movement in hand non-stop, the mouthful is the food, like the starved ghost reincarnation, he now the brain is an idea. 王开点着脑袋,但手里的动作不停,满嘴是饭,如同饿死鬼投胎,他现在满脑子就是一种想法。 Good delicacy, really good delicacy. 好美味,真的好美味。 Even if the big plain rice, is the world delicacies. 哪怕是大白饭,都是人间美味啊。 Dog grain? 狗粮? Rubbish. 别废话。 Saw that the dog grain wants to spit. 看到狗粮就想吐。
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