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#63: The great strength of 3 cuns (2.5 cm) not rotten tongue


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I am well-meant.” “我没恶意。” Lin Fan is explaining, he does not hope that the opposite party commits suicide in the situation of misunderstanding, the life is very precious, the accidental death did not have the means that but oneself did himself really very is not good. 林凡解释着,他不希望对方在误会的情况下自杀,生命是很珍贵的,意外死亡没办法,但自己搞死自己就真的很不好。 I called Lin Fan, Sinfeng intermediary house salesman, I passed by the community, saw that outside you on the window writes the signal of praying for rescue, therefore came to see specially.” “我叫林凡,新丰中介一名房屋推销员,我路过小区,看到你外面窗户上写着求救的信号,所以特意来看看。” As for this situation, was extremely really sorry, I knock on a door have not complied, thinks that you had/left the matter in inside, can only this.” “至于这门的情况,真的万分抱歉,我敲门没答应,以为你在里面出了事情,只能这样做。” He felt oneself said is very clear, as long as can ponder that should understand what he said is anything. 他感觉自己说的很清楚,但凡能自己思考的,都应该明白他说的是什么。 Indeed. 的确。 face/color Nini was covered frightened, frightens some fears, but she can ponder as before. 颜妮妮是被恐惧笼罩,吓得有些害怕,可是她依旧能思考。 Intermediary? 中介? Distress signal? 求救信号? Has an accident? 出事? Her brain blank, is also sizing up Lin Fan as before, indeed a human and animals harmless feeling, is in the apocalypse situation, is very difficult to make her have the idea of trust to whom. 她的大脑依旧一片空白,同时也在打量着林凡,的确给人一种人畜无害的感觉,可是末世的情况下,很难让她对谁有信任的想法。 What is more important, a fist punctures the burglar-proof door, is this really the matter that the person can do? 更重要的是,一拳打穿防盗门,这真的是人能够干出来的事情吗? Lin Fan sees her look to have the faint trace to fluctuate, knows that continues to exchange has the opportunity to make the opposite party believe own, he has looked at betrayals in too many apocalypse with fearful, therefore can also understand the idea of opposite party. 林凡见她的眼神有丝丝波动,知道继续交流是有机会让对方相信自己的,他看过太多末世中的背叛跟可怕,所以也能理解对方的想法。 Before facing stranger, no matter what everybody will be maintaining the vigilant heart. 以前面对陌生人,任谁都会保持着警惕的心。 Not to mention in the apocalypse situation. 更不用说在末世的情况下了。 I pledged to the day, I really am come to see, sells the house while convenient, I thought the situation that you occupy is not too probably good, does have the consideration to change a place, if you have the idea, what I recommend is Yangguang Subdistrict, although this community is very obsolete community, but under my management, environment peaceful health, safety and reliability, the lessees of housing are the elites of various trades and occupations.” “我对天发誓,我真的是来看看的,顺便推销一下房屋,我看你居住的情况好像不算太好,有没有考虑换一个地方,如果你有想法,我推荐的是阳光小区,虽说这小区是很老旧的小区,但在我的管理下,环境安静卫生,安全可靠,其中居住的租客都是各行各业的精英。” Has the doctor, has the teacher, has the meritorious military service illustrious soldier, there is a defense expert of retired, network repairman.” “有医生,有老师,有战功赫赫的军人,也有退休的军工大拿,还有网络修理员。” Downstairs community has the complete fitness equipment, has the personal development paddies.” “小区楼下有完整的健身器材,有亲自开发的田地。” More important is...... the community price is materially beneficial.” “更更重要的就是……小区价格实惠。” Lin Fan was telling the opposite party these situations, he discovered that the facial expression of opposite party, has very obvious change, probably from frightened transforms to slowly startled stares. 林凡跟对方说着这些情况,他又发现对方的面部表情,已经有很明显的变化,像是从恐惧慢慢转变到惊愣。 Such change is very good. 这样的变化是很好的。 Showing under the offensive of his glib tongue, has made the opposite party relax vigilantly, slowly accepts own existence. 说明在他三寸不烂之舌的攻势下,已经让对方放松了警惕,慢慢的接受自己的存在。 Is saying, while walks toward silly face/color Nini in front. 一边说着,一边朝着傻傻的颜妮妮面前走去。 apocalypse arrives, I can understand that your fear, attractive miss like you, is very definitely difficult facing the present bad environment, but the world own true feelings, us should try hard toward walks brightly......” 末世到来,我能理解你的害怕,像你这样漂亮的姑娘,肯定很难面对如今糟糕的环境,不过人间自有真情在,我们应该努力的朝着光明走去……” Come, puts down the blade.” “来,把刀放下。” Lin Fan grabs the blade, slow picks off from face/color Nini's hand , he puts out propaganda pendulum senconds in the front of opposite party. 林凡抓着刀,缓慢的从颜妮妮的手里拿掉,紧接着,他拿出一张宣传单摆在对方的面前。 Has a look at the propaganda pamphlet, perhaps you have the idea.” “看看宣传单,也许你有想法。” face/color Nini with astonishment reads the propaganda pamphlet, some absurd feelings, finally, with the efforts of Lin Fan, the opposite party spoke finally. 颜妮妮惊愕的看着宣传单,有种荒谬的感觉,终于,在林凡的努力下,对方终于说话了。 Who you...... are you?” “你……你到底是谁?” Lin Fan is smiling, had just said that I called Lin Fan, Sinfeng intermediary employee, special sales promotion house, if your environment to the present housing is unsatisfied, can live in Yangguang Subdistrict.” 林凡微笑着,“刚刚说过了,我叫林凡,新丰中介员工,专门推销房子的,如果你对现在居住的环境不满意,可以居住到阳光小区。” Come, sits, I introduced well with you.” “来,坐下来,我跟你好好介绍一下。” His voice is saying gently, then guides face/color Nini to sit down to the sofa, puts out a form, in the form records Yangguang Subdistrict household of waiting hiring with the price. 他声音轻柔的说着,然后引导着颜妮妮到沙发坐下,又拿出一张表格,表格里记录着阳光小区的等待出租的户型跟价格。 He places on the form the tea table, is pointing at the above content. 他将表格放在茶几上,指着上面的内容。 You have a look at this household , No. 1 building Room 504, the two-bedroom one living-room, 60 squares, one month of house rent about 1500, there is an elevator, the difference is convenient.” “你看看这户型,一号楼504室,两室一厅,六十平方,一个月的房租是在1500左右,有电梯,出入方便。” But I think that you are a miss, is an anchor, definitely has many clothes, what therefore I give you to recommend is No. 2 building two unit Room 703, “但是我想你是姑娘,又是主播,肯定有很多衣服,所以我给你推荐的是二号楼二单元703室, This household of area, suits you slightly greatly absolutely. ” „The renter of this household of previously was also a miss, her rent time was just expiring couple days ago......” 这户型面积就稍微大点,绝对适合你。”“这户型的租户先前也是一位姑娘,她的租房时间刚好在前几天到期……” The introduction of Lin Fan feeble voice slow language. 林凡细声慢语的介绍着。 face/color Nini is turning the head, dumbfounded looks at the incessant mysterious man. 颜妮妮扭着脑袋,目瞪口呆的看着滔滔不绝的神秘男子。 You will not be sick.” “你不会有病吧。” Explanation Lin Fan hears this saying, immediately shut up, a little discontented looks at the opposite party. 讲解的林凡听到这话,顿时闭嘴,有点不满的看着对方。 I introduced to you with good intention how you curse at people, if you do not want to rent said, I walk and that's the end.” “我好心给你介绍,你怎么骂人呢,你要是不想租就说,我走就是了。” Said. 说完。 He sets out to pack the thing, the preparation is leaving. 他起身收拾着东西,准备离开。 Wait, sorry, I am have no interest, I apologize.” face/color Nini quickly is drawing Lin Fan, she just thought that thinks through a matter, will stay here dead absolutely. “等等,对不起,我是无心的,我道歉。”颜妮妮急忙拉着林凡,她刚刚想了很多,想通一件事情,留在这里绝对会死。 She wants to leave here. 她想离开这里。 Although this fellow is strange at present, but is not probably dangerous. 虽说眼前这家伙奇奇怪怪,但好像没那么危险。 The gate has opened. 门已经打开。 Really must have the bad thoughts, feared that has raised a rumpus to her. 真的要有坏心思,怕是早就对她动手动脚。 Good, I accept your apology.” Lin Fan is sighing, coming out to make money is this, must have the good mentality, money Nanzhuan, the excrement is unpalatable, „do that you need to rent the house?” “好吧,我接受你的道歉。”林凡叹息着,出来赚钱就是这样,得有着良好的心态,钱难赚,屎难吃,“那你需要租房子吗?” I rent, rents the set that you said.” “我租,就租你说的这套。” Good, you tidy up.” Lin Fan said with a smile. “好,那你收拾一下吧。”林凡笑着说道。 face/color Nini has doubts saying: Tidies up?” 颜妮妮疑惑道:“收拾?” Lin Fan said: Yes, you need to change the place, does not need to bring own thing, for example some important things, the bankcard do not forget, if there is a cash, must bring, the room that you rent is 1081 months.” 林凡道:“是啊,你需要换地方,不需要带着自己的东西嘛,比如一些重要的东西,还有银行卡不要忘记,如果有现金,也要带着,你租的这房间子是一千八一个月。” Happy. 开心。 Laborious coming out running business. 辛辛苦苦的出来跑业务。 Finally was open for business. 终于开张了。 The incentive is 1800, to half a point, intermediary 900, he 900. 中介费是一千八,对半分,中介九百,他得九百。 Although must be divvied up half, but he knows that this should be, open the door to do business after all, where can not make money, although the charming boss is not short of money, but others are also taking the risk of opening a shop. 虽然要被分掉一半,但他知道这是应该的,毕竟开门做生意,哪能不赚钱,虽说帅气的老板不缺钱,可人家也承担着开店的风险。 face/color Nini has not really understood this is what situation. 颜妮妮真的没有看懂这位到底是什么情况。 Does not want to manage so many. 已经不想管那么多。 She is only thinking departure. 她只想着离开。 Can money also be useful? 钱还能有什么用处? She looks at Lin Fan, smiling bitterly, we can leave this community safely, outside zombie is very terrifying.” 她看着林凡,苦笑着,“我们能安全的离开这座小区嘛,外面的丧尸真的很恐怖啊。” The Lin Fan self-confident smile, was feeling relieved that I am very fierce, you do not need to worry that met the bitter experience on road, packs the thing quickly, earlier goes back to lead you to make the registration , right, the ID card do not forget.” 林凡自信的微笑着,“放心吧,我很厉害,你无需担心等会路上的遭遇,快去收拾东西吧,早点回去带你做登记,哦,对了,身份证别忘记。” Afterward. 随后。 face/color Nini came out at the back of the book bag, she is ignorant, already by the words that Lin Fan said that did a brain confusion, does not know are completely oneself doing, such blurry was persuaded by the opposite party, is renting the house, is tidying up the backpack. 颜妮妮背着书包出来了,她懵懵懂懂,已经被林凡说的话,搞得大脑一片混乱,完全不知自己在干什么,就这样迷迷糊糊的被对方说动,租着房子,收拾着背包。 She has an idea. 她有种想法。 That is...... turned into zombie the time, my face/color Nini carries zombie of book bag? 那就是……等变成丧尸的时候,我颜妮妮就是背着书包的丧尸吗? These?” Lin Fan sees her to carry the package, the feeling thing is a little few. “就这些吗?”林凡见她就背着包,感觉东西有点少啊。 Un, these, but downstairs have the survivor, is they are very dangerous to me, I feared that we are very difficult to leave.” face/color NiNi is saying. “嗯,就这些,不过楼下也有幸存者,可是她们对我很危险,我怕我们很难离开。”颜妮妮说着。 She was really afraid hears to say downstairs had the survivor time. 她真的害怕听到说楼下有幸存者的时候。 Lin Fan is a little excited. 林凡还有点激动。 Is thinking can be open for business. 想着又能开张。 However hears the opposite party danger, in other words is unfriendly, regarding this, he did not have the idea. 但是听到对方危险,那就是说并不友好,对此,他就没有想法了。 If were others said, perhaps he needs to research. 如果是别人说,他也许需要考证一下。 But at present this face/color Nini is an anchor, understands the politeness very much, is very friendly, before he hit enjoyed, obviously is 100 things, but also by the opposite party roll-call thanks gift. 但眼前这位颜妮妮是主播,很懂礼貌,很友好,以前他打赏的时候,明明就是一百块东西,还被对方点名感谢礼物呢。 Others are several thousand gifts, his 100, really having no way ratio. 别人都是好几千的礼物,他就一百块,真的没法比。 Lin Fan said: All right, I am very fierce.” 林凡道:“没事,我很厉害的。” As before is these words. 依旧是这句话。 face/color Nini stupidly looks at Lin Fan. 颜妮妮傻傻的看着林凡 Fierce? 厉害? Probably fierce, even the gate can make to put on, but she never believes, this person can a fist puncture the burglar-proof door. 好像是厉害哦,连门都能弄穿,可是她始终不相信,这人能够一拳打穿防盗门。 At this time. 此时。 willow soldier/weapon has grasped the kitchen knife to squat, through the cat eye, looks at outside situation, when saw that has the form to appear. 柳兵早就手持菜刀蹲守着,通过猫眼,看着外面的情况,当看到有身影出现的时候。 He opens the door fiercely. 他猛地推开门。 face/color Nini......” “颜妮妮……” willow soldier/weapon knows that is this situation. 柳兵就知道是这种情况。 Afterward also saw Lin Fan. 随后也看到了林凡 However these to him, are unimportant, he wants face/color Nini, later in shakes begins the kitchen knife, stubbornly is staring at Lin Fan. 但是这些对他而言,并不重要,他就是想要颜妮妮,随后晃着手里的菜刀,死死的盯着林凡 Boy, your damn best give me to hand over this woman, then gets the hell out to me, otherwise I make you regret.” “小子,你踏马最好给我将这女人交出来,然后给我滚蛋,否则我让你后悔。” Saying, but also the shining kitchen knife will be rocking in front of Lin Fan. 说着,还将明晃晃的菜刀在林凡面前晃动着。 pātà. 啪嗒一声。 The Lin Fan speed is quick, seizes directly the kitchen knife, in hand. 林凡的速度很快,直接将菜刀夺过来,拿在手里。 willow soldier/weapon god looks. 柳兵愣神一看。 Grass! 艹! When father's kitchen knife was robbed by him. 老子的菜刀什么时候被他抢走的。 PS: Asked a bill, cakes. PS:求个票票,各位粑粑们。
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