In the kitchen, Lin Fan became a stay-at-home male housekeeper, turns on the faucet, is cleaning the tableware. 厨房里,林凡化身居家小男人,打开水龙头,清洗着碗筷。 Although presents zombie, turns into apocalypse, but as one can look after own home male housekeeper well, must wash the clean, made neatness the dishes, this is called the life. 虽然出现丧尸,变成末世,但身为一位能够好好照顾自己的居家小男人,必须将碗筷洗干净,弄的整整洁洁,这样才叫做生活。 „Handles.” “搞定。” The bowl of chinaware, under his industry, is emitting the clean gloss, this makes him very happy, later classifies the tableware, shows the well satisfied smile. 瓷器的碗,在他的勤劳下,散发着干净的光泽,这让他很开心,随后将碗筷分类好,露出心满意足的微笑。 He likes working, only then works to feel oneself are the useful person. 他喜欢干活,只有干活才能觉得自己是有用的人。 Takes up the kitchen knife, by the cat eye, watches outside sound, property owner is still swaying in the entrance, before without sound, is the delay, is very tranquil, one type, this zombie my competent 100, did not have the misconception of gasping for breath. 拿起菜刀,透过猫眼,看着外面的动静,王物业还在门口摇晃着,没有动静前,是很呆滞,很平静的,给人一种,就这种丧尸我能干一百个,还不带喘气的错觉。 „Yeah, really quite sinister, pretends that displays to have the appearance confusing, tempts the person to swallow the bait.” Lin Fan is sighing, now let alone was the person, zombie started to play the repertoire, such life, but can also have what integrity. “哎,真的好阴险啊,假装表现出具有迷惑性的模样,引诱人上钩。”林凡感叹着,现在别说是人了,就连丧尸都开始玩套路了,这样的人生,还能有什么诚信可言。 If zombie can speak, feared that meets the violent anger, your fucking does not have the sound, I affirm rest. 如果丧尸能够说话,怕是会暴怒,你特娘的没声音,我肯定得休息。 brain dead. 脑瘫。 Opens the burglar-proof door. 打开防盗门。 „property owner, has not arrived at hands over the property the time, in the past I was very driving, always does not need to urge.” Lin Fan stands in the entrance, the sound of opening the door, awakens the opposite party. “王物业,还没有到交物业的时候呢,往年我都很主动的,从来都不需要催。”林凡站在门口,开门的动静,惊醒对方。 Turns into zombie property owner ominous to be full, living time, is very ominous, now is more ominous. 变成丧尸的王物业凶性十足,活着的时候,就很凶,现在更凶。 „Roar.” “吼。” zombie shouts fiercely, turns into zombie property owner to be uglier than other zombie, shouts, the neck blue vein sticks out suddenly, feeling the eyeball must fall. 丧尸狰狞嘶吼,变成丧尸的王物业比别的丧尸要丑陋很多,嘶吼的时候,脖子青筋暴起,感觉眼珠子要掉出来。 Pū toward Lin Fan. 朝着林凡扑来。 „property owner, do not attack me.” “王物业,你别攻击我。” The opposite party are not obedient. 对方不听话。 Lin Fan shakes the head, a blade strikes off, titters one, the head separates with the corpse, the blood of contamination splatters. 林凡摇头,一刀砍去,噗嗤一声,脑袋跟尸体分离,污秽的鲜血喷溅出来。 【Strikes to kill zombie】 【击杀丧尸】 【Obtains points + 1】 【获得点数】 Felt that 12 strengths want to be fiercer, just start to cut is more relaxed. 感觉12的力量要厉害很多,要比刚开始砍的时候轻松很多。 Now also obtains the points. 现在又得到点数。 Good of additional strength. 还是加力量的好。 Looks three corpses that fall to the ground, respectively is Liu Weiwei, code monkey, property owner, yesterday's corpse forgot to process, has the flavor gradually. 看着倒地的三具尸体,分别是柳薇薇,程序猿,王物业,昨天的尸体忘记处理,已经渐渐有味道。 Here is the public region, he who is never willing to disrupt the public regional environment, certainly is necessary working. 这里是公共区域,从来不愿破坏公共区域环境的他,绝的有必要做点事情。 The neighbor who the stink can the pollution of the environment, smell the stink, will definitely complain. 臭味会污染环境,闻到臭味的邻居,肯定会抱怨。 Will definitely say, aiya, which family/home is eating the strong-smelling bean curd, really quite smelly. 肯定会说,哎呀,谁家在吃臭豆腐,真的好臭啊。 Going ahead. 说干就干。 The elevator stops in 2nd floor, according to elevator button. 电梯停在二楼,按电梯按钮。 The elevator revolves, exudes humming sound the sound. 电梯运转,发出嗡嗡的响声。 The community is the old community, the elevator is the old elevator, before on frequently broke down. 小区是老小区,电梯是老电梯,以前就经常坏掉。 Quick, the elevator door opens, inside has the wheelchair, on the wheelchair has zombie, is a middle-aged man, he knows the opposite party, when he is young, listened to others to say. 很快,电梯门开启,里面有轮椅,轮椅上有丧尸,是一位中年男子,他认识对方,在他还小的时候,就听人家说过。 He does not learn very much, young takes drugs, but also steals the electric wire, one time by the electricity hemp, the luck was been good, preserves a life, is the four limbs amputation, later can only on the wheelchair. 他很不学好,年纪轻轻就吸毒,还偷电线,有一次被电麻了,运气好,保住一条命,就是四肢截肢,以后只能在轮椅上。 „Uncle Zhang, goes out sunbathes, I move a thing to arrive at downstairs well, quick.” Greeting of Lin Fan smile. “张叔,出门晒太阳啊,我搬点东西到楼下,很快就好的。”林凡微笑的打着招呼。 Although Uncle Zhang is zombie, but others have not provoked himself, is quite friendly. 虽然张叔是丧尸,可是人家也没有招惹自己,还是比较友好的。 Before many neighbors liked educating the child with Uncle Zhang. 以前很多邻居都喜欢用张叔来教育孩子。 If later does not study well, turns into the bad child, will be like him, frightens many children to like studying. 如果以后不好好学习,变成坏孩子,就会跟他一样,吓得好多小朋友都爱学习。 Lin Fan never discriminates against anybody, saw each time Uncle Zhang will also nod to greet. 林凡从不歧视任何人,每次见到张叔还会点头打着招呼。 Moves to three corpses the elevator, the elevator is a little small, pushes the corner the Uncle Zhang wheelchair, the black bloodstain, smears the elevator, will wait also to clean. 将三具尸体搬到电梯里,电梯有点小,将张叔的轮椅挤到墙角,黑色的血迹,弄脏电梯,等会还要清洗呢。 The elevator door closes slowly. 电梯门缓缓闭合。 Uncle Zhang sees the flesh, shouts fiercely, falls from the wheelchair, drops on the corpse, is moving the body, 张叔看到血肉,狰狞嘶吼,从轮椅掉落下来,跌落在尸体上,挪动着身体, To bite the leg and foot of Lin Fan. „Uncle Zhang, you are the rigidity do not change.” 想咬林凡的腿脚。“张叔,你还是死性不改啊。” Lin Fan shakes the head, why must like this, even if you turn into zombie, so long as your non- initiative attack others, that is a good zombie. 林凡摇摇头,为什么要这样,就算你变成丧尸,只要你不主动攻击人家,那就是一头好丧尸。 1st floor. 一楼。 Lin Fan indifferent transports four corpses, looks at the sky, the weather is very good, is sunny, is the silencing silent. 林凡淡然的将四具尸体搬运出来,看着天空,天气很好,阳光明媚,就是静寂无声。 Before always one group of grandfathers are exercising, plays chess, is drinking tea, is boasting, is chatting, but these scenes do not have now. 以前总是有一群老爷爷锻炼着身体,下着棋,喝着茶,吹着牛,拉着家常,可现在这些情景都没有了。 Transports four bodies to the trash can, forces, a little greatly, cannot cover the cover, can only first this, should have the environmental protection worker to move away. 将四具身体搬运到垃圾桶里,塞进去,有点大,盖不上盖子,只能先这样,应该会有环卫工人运走的吧。 Handles to complete. 搞定完成。 Arrives at the fitness equipment, steps on above, two feet are in tandem swinging. 来到健身器材,踩在上面,两脚一前一后的摆动着。 Spacious community, quiet, only has Lin Fan in the exercise body. 空旷的小区,静悄悄,仅有林凡在锻炼身体。 „Where did this person go to?” “这人都去哪里了？” Lin Fan is pondering over, although zombie erupts, no matter there is a living person, but at least presents some zombie. 林凡琢磨着,虽说丧尸爆发,不管有没有活人,但至少出现一些丧尸吧。 Now a wool does not have. 现在连个毛都没有。 After exercising for 30 minutes . 锻炼三十分钟后。 Suddenly. 突然。 „Roar!” “吼！” a zombie appearance that sways from the stairway of distant place, sees the Lin Fan form, shouting, with seeing prey, goes crazy to dash about wildly. 一头丧尸从远处的楼梯口摇摇晃晃的出现,看到林凡的身影,嘶吼着,跟看到猎物一样,发疯般的狂奔过来。 „sanitation worker auntie, you turned into this.” “环卫工阿姨,你怎么也变成这样了。” He looks bitterly and astringently, without cleaning up of sanitation worker auntie, the trash can must pile up here. 他面露苦涩,没有环卫工阿姨的清理,垃圾桶就要堆放在这里了。 zombie throws. 丧尸扑来。 A Lin Fan blade wields, cuts the head, falls to the ground directly. 林凡一刀挥出,砍中脑袋,直接倒地。 „Aunt, the trash can soon filled, certainly must send off, but no one delivers now, but you felt relieved that as I of community member, is willing to handle something in one's power.” “阿姨,垃圾桶快要满了,肯定要送走的,可现在没有人送啊,不过你放心吧,身为小区一份子的我,愿意做些力所能及的事情。” He throws into the trash can sanitation worker auntie. 他将环卫工阿姨扔进垃圾桶。 The trash can that soon packed was fuller. 本就快要装满的垃圾桶更加的满了。 He had not felt, hacks to death to attack his zombie is a wrong behavior. He has accepted the person of nine-year compulsory education. 他没有感觉,砍死攻击他的丧尸是一件错误的行为。他可是接受过九年义务教育的人。 Must be an observing law and discipline good citizen. 要做一位遵纪守法的好公民。 But is also brushing the legal video frequently, Zhang San has said greatly, when endangers to oneself safely, can initiate instead kills, this is the self-defense, does not need to take the legal liability. 但也经常刷着法律视频,张三大大可是说过的,当危及到自身安全的时候,可以发起反杀,这是自卫,无需负法律责任的。 Even the law stands me, I have anything to be good to rebuke oneself. 连法律都站在我这边,我还有什么好自责的呢。 As for Liu Weiwei...... 至于柳薇薇…… He thinks, should be knew in advance crisis safe matter happened, ahead of time self-defenses, un, without wrong, is this truth. 他想了想,应该是预知危机自身安全的事情发生,提前自卫,嗯,没有错的,就是这个道理。 Completes these, rides the elevator, stops in 2nd floor, pushes to place Uncle Zhang main house gate the wheelchair. 做好这些,乘坐电梯,停在二楼,将轮椅推放在张叔家门口。 Thing returnings to rightful owner. 物归原主。 Very tasteful behavior. 很讲究的行为。 In goes home. 回到家里。 Is carrying the bucket, takes the mop, cleans the aisle ground, the blood of contamination has a flavor, seems like the nausea, very easy to dress up the haunted house here. 端着水桶,拿着拖把,清洗着走道地面,沾染的血液有股味道,看起来好恶心,很容易将这里装扮成鬼屋。 As here owner, he must the cleanness that tidies up here. 身为这里的业主,他要将这里收拾的干干净净。 For a long time, in bucket black red piece, pours into the toilet to wash away, is cleaning the bloodstain in elevator carefully, before had the adlets of many unlocking to paste in the gate between neighborhood, on wall. 许久后,水桶里黑红一片,倒进马桶冲走,又仔细擦拭着电梯里的血迹,以前有很多开锁的小广告贴在邻里间的门上,墙壁上。 Is he cleans up diligently cleanly. 都是他孜孜不倦的清理干净。 These are the minor matters, no one suffers a loss, who gains. 这些都是小事,没有谁吃亏,谁赚的。 Looks at the clean aisle, clean the elevator that can reflect light, shows the satisfied smile. 看着干净的走道,还有干净的能反光的电梯,露出满足的笑容。 „Finally handled, can on meet the net, when a fetters of fame and fortune addiction youngster.” “终于搞定了,可以上会网,当一名网瘾少年。” „Hee hee......” “嘻嘻……” He has been familiar with live alone, eats meal alone, sleeps alone. 他已经习惯独自生活,独自吃饭,独自睡觉。 Family members? 家人？ Very remote matter. 很久远的事情了。 However, these are all right, he has little bear puppet to accompany him. 不过,这些都没事的,他有小熊玩偶陪伴着他。 Many speeches are of pleasant to hear , the fun netizen follows. 还有很多说话好听,又好玩的网友伴随着。