( Thanks ‚under moondown dot moon/month’ and ‚the o0 tears to injure 0 o’ and ‚calm sky’ and ‚seabed grass’ very and ‚q forever river clothes nine q’ and ‚? Lonely like smoke?’ Hitting enjoys!) (十分感谢‘moondown丶月下’、‘o0泪伤0o’、‘无风皓天’、‘海底种草’、‘q永江衣玖q’、‘？寂寞如烟？’的打赏！) „hum hum ~ ~ snort/hum Hum ~~ hum hum hum ~~” “哼哼~~哼哼~~哼哼哼~~” Indistinct resounding of quite delightful humming song from gate, spread to Noah's ears. 一阵颇为悦耳的哼歌声从门内隐隐约约的响起,传入了诺亚的耳中。 Noah raised the brow, in the heart started the whisper. 诺亚眉头一挑,心中开始了嘀咕。 „This not already came back?” “这不是已经回来了吗？” Only then body and mind pure Princess Maiden can become Elementalist. 只有身心纯洁的姬巫女才能成为精灵使。 Therefore, in this Areishia Spirit Academy, only has Noah male. 因此,在这个艾雷西亚精灵学院里,只有诺亚一个男性。 However, the Areishia Spirit Academy dormitory is actually two people shares a room. 但是,艾雷西亚精灵学院的宿舍却是两人共用一间房间。 Therefore, naturally, Noah also has own roommate. 所以,理所当然,诺亚也有自己的室友。 Since Noah's room has the sound, that without a doubt, now, was this roommate comes back obviously. 既然诺亚的房间里有动静,那毫无疑问,现在,显然是这个室友回来了。 At that moment, a Noah eyeball revolution, door quietly gave to open slightly, slid. 当下,诺亚眼珠子微微一转,悄悄的将门给打开,溜了进去。 „hum hum hum hum ~ ~~~” “哼哼哼哼~~~~” Enters the room, snort/hum song sound then clear, a warm feeling. 一进入房间,哼歌的声音便清晰了起来,给人一种温馨的感觉。 Careful one hear, that quite delightful humming song makes a sound from the position of kitchen. 仔细一听,那颇为悦耳的哼歌声是从厨房的位置里响起来的。 Noah softly slid the entrance of kitchen, looks toward. 诺亚轻手轻脚的溜到了厨房的门口,往里面瞧了瞧。 Sees only, in the kitchen, wears Areishia Spirit Academy's uniform, but also is dressing the young girl of apron in snort/hum song, while is cutting the food with the skilled technique, pale golden and waist long hair gently is dragging, seems like the mood to seem like the very good appearance. 只见,在厨房里,一个身穿艾雷西亚精灵学院的制服,还穿戴着围裙的少女正在一边哼着歌,一边用熟练的手法切着食材,一头淡金色的及腰长发轻轻的摇曳着,看上去心情似乎非常的不错的样子。 At first sight, Rinslet that is busy at work in the kitchen looks like the most virtuous housewife simply, the wife strength is full, making one have the favorable impression. 乍看之下,正在厨房里忙活的琳丝蕾简直就像是一个最为贤淑的家庭主妇,人妻力满满,让人心生好感。 Who can think, this in kitchen like housewives is busy at work the young girl is actually an aristocrat, moreover side also should treat theoretically in the kitchen is being busy at work maid of housework? 谁又能够想到,这个正在厨房里像个家庭主妇一样的忙活着的少女其实是一个贵族,而且身边还有着一个理论上才应该待在厨房里忙活着家务事的女仆呢？ Just, Rinslet oneself has not actually thought that completely makes these housework to be work of servant, not only works hard personally, even gave to assume full responsibility of maid work completely. 只不过,琳丝蕾本人却完全没有认为做这些家务事应该是下人的工作,不但亲手操劳,甚至将自己女仆的工作都给完全包揽了下来。 Thinks Rinslet and Carol that subtle status relations, Noah has to plant to think where tsukkomi does not know should toward the feeling of spitting. 一想到琳丝蕾与卡萝那微妙的身份关系,诺亚就有种想吐槽又不知道该往哪吐的感觉。 But after observing the situation entire room one, Noah discovered. 而环视了整个房间一眼以后,诺亚才发现。 That should maid that prepares food in the kitchen, at this moment, is lying down on the sofa, hū hū rests greatly, while stands up from failure, sleep talking whisper. 那个本来才应该在厨房里做饭的女仆,此时此刻,正躺在了沙发上,一边呼呼大睡,一边翻了个身,梦呓般的嘀咕而起。 „Ojou-sama... belly real so hungry... hasn't the food completed?” “大小姐…肚子真的好饿…饭还没做好吗？” „............” “…………” Explained again one time, Noah really has one type to think where tsukkomi actually did not know should toward the feeling of spitting. 再说明一次,诺亚真的有一种想吐槽却又不知道该往哪吐的感觉。 Really, this world is full of various inconceivable phenomena... 果然,这个世界充满着各种不可思议的现象啊… After leaving behind this deep feeling, Noah the vision transfers to mood very good snort/hum the song, continuously using the technique of skilled Rinslet that prepares food in the kitchen, an impulsion of practical joke welled up his heart. 留下这个感概以后,诺亚将目光转至心情非常不错的哼着歌,一直以熟练的手法在厨房里做饭的琳丝蕾,一种恶作剧的冲动涌上了他的心头。 Therefore, Noah by not deliberately send out the step of any sound of footsteps to approach Rinslet, arrives at the Rinslet back, toward Rinslet that plays musical instruments that the small ear that may break, shouted, blew the one breath. 于是,诺亚刻意以不会发出任何脚步声的步伐靠近了琳丝蕾,来到琳丝蕾的背后,往琳丝蕾那吹弹可破的小耳朵,呼的一声,吹了一口气。 „Iya————!” “呀————！” Rinslet the entire shoulder shivered immediately fiercely, entire ear red, ruthlessly had a scare. 琳丝蕾顿时整个肩膀剧烈的颤抖了一下,整个耳朵都红了起来,狠狠的被吓了一跳。 Noah moved sideways hastily, flashes to side. 诺亚连忙一个闪身,闪向了旁边。 Almost is during the same period of time, Rinslet fierce turning around, looked to own back. 几乎是在同一时间里,琳丝蕾猛的转过身,看向了自己的背后。 Finally, is anything has not actually seen. 结果,却是什么都没有看到。 „Are?” Rinslet is startled slightly, such as in jewel limpid and clear eyes emerged the thick doubts. “啊咧？”琳丝蕾微微一怔,如宝石般清澈且晶莹的眼眸中涌现了浓浓的疑惑。 „No one?” “没有人？” Hides calculates the good time in Rinslet back Noah, again flashes toward side passes away. 躲在琳丝蕾背后的诺亚计算好时机,再一次的朝着旁边闪过身。 But in this instantaneous, Rinslet has doubts, has turned around, to the kitchen, whispered. 而在这个瞬间里,琳丝蕾带着一丝疑惑,重新转过身,面向厨房,嘀咕了起来。 „Is could it be that the wind? But that wind probably hot?” “难道是风？可是那风好像是热的喔？” Was saying such a few words, Rinslet touches the ear that felt hot gently, charming face slightly red was angry. 说着这样的一句话,琳丝蕾轻轻的摸了一下自己发烫的耳朵,俏脸微红的嗔了一声。 „Really is the hateful wind...” “真是讨厌的风…” Heard this whisper, some Noah cannot help laughing. 听到这声嘀咕,诺亚有些忍俊不禁了起来。 Before had not discovered, this being concerned about face-saving rich Ojou-sama original such cute? 以前怎么没发现,这个爱面子的千金大小姐原来这么可爱呢？ However, more thought so, in the Noah heart thinks the mood of practical joke is strong. 不过,越是这么觉得,诺亚心中想恶作剧的心情便越是浓烈。 Therefore, Noah again has collected the head, on another ear of Rinslet, shouted took a breath. 于是,诺亚再一次的凑过脑袋,在琳丝蕾的另一只耳朵上,呼出了一口气。 „Iya————!” “呀————！” Rinslet exudes the cute cry, another ear rapid red, slender shoulders by compared with just a more intense trend, ruthlessly trembles. 琳丝蕾发出可爱的叫声,另一只耳朵迅速的红了起来,纤细的双肩则是以比刚刚更激烈的趋势,狠狠的一颤。 Noah flashes immediately passes away, again lateral one side. 诺亚立即闪过身,重新侧向一旁。 The Noah's time grasps very good. 诺亚的时机把握的非常的好。 Therefore, was just sideways, Rinslet immediately is also fierce turning around, looked to rear area. 因此,才刚刚侧过身,琳丝蕾立即便是又猛的转过身,看向了后方。 „Who is... is?!” Rinslet charming face flushed red, while looked around, somewhat panic shouting. “是…是谁？！”琳丝蕾一边俏脸酡红,一边东张西望了起来,有些惊慌失措的喊道。 „Card... Carol? You?!” “卡…卡萝？是不是你啊？！” Saw that Rinslet falls into to panic Status/condition, hides in back Noah smiling of secretly Rinslet as before, could not bear collects the head to an ear of Rinslet, prepared to become on the red small ear to continue toward that to blow the one breath. 眼看着琳丝蕾陷入到惊慌失措的状态,依旧躲在琳丝蕾的背后的诺亚偷偷的笑着,忍不住又是将脑袋凑向了琳丝蕾的一只耳朵,准备往那变得通红的小耳朵上继续吹上一口气。 The accident/surprise that only pitifully, this time, Noah has not even thought of actually happened. 只可惜,这一次,连诺亚都没有想到的意外却是发生了。 Does not know that detected finally back difference, or is, the Rinslet sudden revolutions is excessive. 不知道是不是终于察觉到了背后的异样,亦或者是无意之间,琳丝蕾突然转过了头。 Moreover, collected to transfer to Rinslet the direction of ear toward Noah that. 而且,还是往诺亚那凑向了琳丝蕾的耳朵的方向转去。 Finally, proceeds to collect the head, transferred, will let the face of two people shortly to one. 结果,一个将脑袋往前凑,一个则是将头转了过去,让两人的脸顷刻间对在了一起。 the next moment...... 下一刻…… „Chirp...” “啾…” With an extremely slight abnormal noise, Noah and Rinslet opened own eye simultaneously. 伴随着一声极其轻微的异响,诺亚与琳丝蕾同时睁大了自己的眼睛。 Noah looks at Rinslet that close exquisite charming face, is feeling light soft from lip, was really astonished at the scene. 诺亚看着琳丝蕾那近在咫尺的精致俏脸,感受着来自嘴唇上的淡淡的柔软,真的是惊愕在了当场了。 „Wú?!” “唔？！” Rinslet is subconscious screaming, actually because of the lip by stopping up firmly, can only send out slurred light moan. 琳丝蕾则是下意识的叫出声,却是因为嘴唇被牢牢的堵住,只能发出一声模糊不清的轻吟。 Although only pure accident/surprise, but that is actually not able to wipe to disappear a fact. 虽然只是纯粹的意外,但那却无法抹消一个事实。 That is, at this moment, Noah and Rinslet truly were good skillful kissing/betrothal unfortunately in one. 那就是,此时此刻里,诺亚与琳丝蕾确实好巧不巧的亲在了一起。 In the way of mouth to mouth. 以嘴对嘴的方式。 The time as if suspended in this moment generally, lets Noah and Rinslet is opening own eye, looks at face of close opposite party, inside started turbulently. 时间仿佛在这一刻里暂停了一般,让诺亚与琳丝蕾均都睁大着自己的眼睛,看着近在咫尺的对方的脸庞,内里开始动荡了起来。 Also does not know how long this maintained, Noah with Rinslet simultaneous reaction. 也不知道这一幕到底维持了多久,诺亚跟琳丝蕾才同时反应了过来。 „————?!” “————？！” Like frightened general, Noah and Rinslet fierce separation, draws back to go simultaneously backward crazily. 有如受惊一般,诺亚与琳丝蕾猛的分开,同时向后狂退而去。 „You...” A Rinslet hand is covering own lip, a hand is pointing at Noah, shivering that continuously, charming face changed into flushed the red by visible speed rapidly, in the eyes starts to exude the tears. “你…”琳丝蕾一只手捂着自己的嘴唇,一只手则是指着诺亚,不住的颤抖,一张俏脸以肉眼可见的速度迅速的化为了酡红色,眼中都开始泛起了泪。 „You... you...” “你…你…” „I... I...” The Noah rare stutter, finally, said such a. “我…我…”诺亚都罕见的结巴而起,最终,说出了这么一句。 „I am not intentional...” “我不是故意的…” However, this view, in the current this situation, is not the explanation. 然而,这个说法,在当前这个情况下,根本算不上是解释。 Regarding Noah, his only accidentally the thoughts of practical joke, are being prompted by a sudden impulse, usually will not do that. 对于诺亚来说,他只是偶然间起了恶作剧的心思,算是心血来潮,平时根本不会这么做。 Regarding Rinslet, this rich Ojou-sama was actually won first kiss in unfathomable mystery. 对于琳丝蕾来说,这个千金大小姐却是在莫名其妙间被夺走了初吻。 All of a sudden, the unprecedented sense of shame welled up the Rinslet heart, making her charming face red, the corner of the eye with tears, body actually exudes the phosphorescent glow 《Divine Power》 energy. 一下子,前所未有的羞耻感涌上了琳丝蕾的心头,让得她俏脸通红,眼角含泪,身上却是泛起了磷光般的神威能量。 Sees here, in the Noah heart yelled is not good. 看到这里,诺亚心中大叫了一声不好。 Then, Rinslet eruption. 然后,琳丝蕾爆发了。 Cold wind that is mixing with the ice granule fierce assails from the entire kitchen , the volume approached the surroundings. 一股夹杂着冰粒子的寒风猛的自整个厨房里吹袭而起,卷向了周围。 The tableware and food in kitchen with the cooking appliance and so on thing was involved in the cold wind completely, was first frozen the ice, then like a blunt instrument of each article, under wreaking havoc of cold wind, danced in the air to all directions. 厨房里的餐具、食材跟料理器具等等的东西全部都被卷进了寒风中,先是被冻结成冰,然后就像一件件的钝器一样,在寒风的肆虐下,飞舞向了四面八方。 Noah is avoiding attack blunt instrument of each article ice hastily, and makes noise to Rinslet. 诺亚连忙躲避着来袭的一件件冰之钝器,并冲着琳丝蕾出声。 „Wait! Calm!” “等等！冷静一点！” Only pitifully, Rinslet is actually reddening all over the face is covering the lip, squats on the ground, the corner of the eye with tears, simply does not have hearing Noah's voice as before. 只可惜,琳丝蕾却是满脸通红的捂着嘴唇,蹲在地上,眼角依旧含着泪,根本没有听到诺亚的声音。 Naturally, falls into Rinslet anything in confusion not to hear, does not represent others not to hear. 当然,陷入混乱中的琳丝蕾什么都没有听到,不代表别人也没有听到。 In the kitchen has such big sound, sufficiently Carol awakening by noise. 厨房里发生这么大的动静,足以将卡萝给吵醒了。 „Big... Ojou-sama?!” Carol flustered small ran in the kitchen. “大…大小姐？！”卡萝慌慌张张的小跑进了厨房。 „Sends... has anything...” “发…发生什么…” A few words, but also without said with enough time, a pot of freezing block then under assailing of cold wind, pounding of heavily approached Carol. 一句话,还没有来得及说完,一个冻成了冰块的锅便是在寒风的吹袭下,重重的砸向了卡萝。 „Clang————!” “锵————！” In metal collision strikes in the general sound, Carol head heavily suffered to strike. 在一声金铁交击一般的声响中,卡萝的脑袋重重的挨了一击。 „Meow...” The Carol only feeling comes into sight Venus to brave a while ago, then was but actually. “呜喵…”卡萝只感到眼前一阵金星直冒,然后便是倒了下去。 Until this time, Rinslet responded, exclaimed out loud. 直到这个时候,琳丝蕾才反应了过来,惊呼出声。 „Carol!” “卡萝！” Sees this chaotic condition, secret pledging of Noah in the heart. 看到这个混乱的状况,诺亚在心中暗暗的发誓。 Later, absolutely no longer being prompted by a sudden impulse practical joke.( To be continued.) 以后,绝对不再心血来潮的恶作剧。(未完待续。)