As ordinary otaku, Zhang Lan is very satisfied in the present situation, at least he rarely complained. 作为一名普通宅男,张蓝很满足于现状,至少他很少抱怨。 During the daytime goes to work, the harmony happiness, gets off work in the evening, changes as the network writer, the calm and steady symbol, retains the draft for own book friends. 白天上班,其乐融融,晚上下班,摇身一变为网络写手,安稳码字,为自己的书友们存稿。 Although he has not become famous now, but he believes own future. 虽然他现在还没有出名,可他坚信自己未来可以的。 However now, he is a little bothersome. 但是现在,他有点烦。 The cell phone springs a page, is flashing the blue and red mosaic, submits a written statement to title — — Journey of Naruto World Crossing Over. 手机弹出一个页面,闪着蓝红的马赛克,上书标题——火影世界穿越之旅。 This is not the key point, the key point is in the page 【YES】 The key is flashing crazily, the barrage of 50 cents special effect continuously to fly the — — click to enter, brings your crossing over. 这不是重点,重点是页面上【YES】键在狂闪着,五毛钱特效的弹幕不住飞过——点击进入,带你穿越。 crossing over your younger sister! 穿越你妹！ This group of programmers did not have the moral integrity more and more! 这帮程序员越来越没有节操了！ Complained at heart, wanted to click 【NO】 The key, the finger from the sky drifted away half sound, declines slowly. 心里吐槽一番,想要去点击【NO】键,手指在空中游离了半响,迟迟都没落下去。 Especially, 【NO】 Was the key eaten by the programmer? 特么的,【NO】键被程序员吃了吗？ Does this mother...... force girls into prostitution? 这尼玛……逼良为娼？ father refuses to accept! 老子不服！ Rubs the eyes, drew close to the screen the face, the eldest child who the eye stares. 揉揉眼睛,把脸又贴近了屏幕,眼睛瞪的老大。 Finally, found a super small giving a demerit mark key right bottom the window, the image of Lan frame red bottom is gloomy, with background perfect fuses together. 终于,在窗口右下角找到了一个超级小的打叉键,蓝框红底的图像黯淡无光,和背景完美的融合在一起。 Little guy fights with your grandfather? 小样的和你爷爷斗？ Brings the deep self-satisfaction, point without hesitation this closure page giving a demerit mark key. 带着深深的得意,毫不犹豫的点下了这个关闭页面的打叉键。 The screen flashes to be black, vibrated inexplicably several, is shines, one line of white bottom black appear. 屏幕一闪而黑,莫名震动了几下,又是亮起,一行白底黑色浮现而出。 *- *- *- * *-*-*-* To understand the meaning of life? Thinks — — more exciting is living? 想明白生命的意义吗？想——更刺激的活着吗？ 【YES】 / 【YES】 【YES】/【YES】 *- *- *- * *-*-*-* This mother plans Boy! 这尼玛心机Boy啊！ Brings to helpless subduing of game programmer, Zhang Lan to use the thumb toward 【YES】 Presses down layer on layer/heavily. 带着对游戏程序员的无奈折服,张蓝用大拇指朝着其中一个【YES】重重按下。 A terrifying matter happened. 一件恐怖的事情发生了。 He...... his phone interface...... turned into...... together the battery of twinkle. 他…...他的手机界面...…变成了...…一块闪烁的电池。 This is the charge contact surface of cell phone. 这是手机的充电界面。 „Quite bored, do this acrobatics also some people play unexpectedly?” “好无聊,这种把戏竟然也有人玩？” In the mouth is complaining, actually without discovering the cell phone in hand, the electric quantity from 0%, rushed to 100% directly, the process of charging still has not planned to stop, its consequence is...... 口中抱怨着,却没发现手中的手机,电量从0%,直接冲到了100%,充电程序依然没有打算停下来,其后果就是...... „Bang!” “嘭！” The cell phone exploded, responsible Zhang Lan natural is the first victim, is losing the instance of consciousness, he only has idea — — 手机爆炸了,首当其冲的张蓝自然是第一受害人,在失去意识的瞬间,他只有一个想法—— „Samsung Company also one produces the ordnance machine shop of bomb specially?” “三鑫公司是不是还有一个专门生产炸弹的军工厂？” Becoming famous of the second day, Zhang Lan achieved wishes, on the news headlines of various full-sized newspapers, content following — — 第二天,张蓝如愿以偿的出了名,上了各大报的新闻头条,内容如下—— 【A XM man is Samsung cell phone charge triggers explosion】 【XM一男子为三鑫手机充电引发爆炸】 【Samsung cell phone explosion power sets new high again】 【三鑫手机爆炸威力再创新高】 【Samsung cell phone, in cell phone „fighter aircraft”】 【三鑫手机,手机中的“战斗机”】 ...... ...... Naturally, these Zhang Lan did not have the opportunity to see, at this time also had no time to care about this. 当然了,这些张蓝都没有机会看到了,此时也无暇顾及这个了。 He discovers some own also consciousness, but possibly was the cerebral concussion, because he felt in own mind to have a sound to speak. 他发现自己还有一些意识,不过可能是脑震荡了,因为他觉得自己脑海中有一个声音一直在说话。 „Dī, examines the host, meets the condition. In the system authentication... system authenticates.” “滴，检测到宿主,符合条件。系统认证中...系统认证完毕。” „Dī, starts disposable Crossing Over System, the goal: Hokage Ninja” “滴，启动一次性穿越系统,目标:火影忍者” „Dī, meets the unidentified obstacle, in the new route plan...... the new route has planned......” “滴，遇见不明障碍物,新路线规划中......新路线已规划完毕......” „Dī, meets the unidentified obstacle, in the new route plan...... the new route has planned......” “滴，遇见不明障碍物,新路线规划中......新路线已规划完毕......” „Dī, meets the unidentified obstacle, in the new route plan...... the system undercapacity, is not enough to land ‚Hokage Ninja’ the world.” “滴，遇见不明障碍物,新路线规划中......系统能量不足,不足以登陆‘火影忍者’世界。” „The Dī, urgent system mechanism starts, random selection goal world......” “滴，紧急系统机制启动,随机选择目标世界......” „The Dī, goal has confirmed — — ‚Marvel’” “滴，目标已确认——‘漫威’” „ Dī, has arrived at Marvel, in the disposable Crossing Over System self-destruction...... the self-destruction finished, “滴，已到达漫威,一次性穿越系统自毁中......自毁完毕, Asked the host to issue the new instruction. ” side Kaishi also thinks oneself were the cerebral concussion, heard behind not to realize right, on Baidu said the cerebral concussion will only hear „wēng wēng wēng” sound, is impossible to form the ordered writing paragraph, at this time he realized issue — — 请宿主下达新指令。”方开始还以为自己是脑震荡了,听到后面意识到不对,白度上说脑震荡只会听到“嗡嗡嗡”的声音,不可能会形成有序的文字段落,这时他意识到了一个问题—— ...... Is Baidu wrong? 难道......白度是错的？ After the brain indulges in flights of fancy, for a long time „trafficking jams” the reason, he thought that the tiredness of body very, must go off, cold wind blows, he who blows restores the sensation body is shakes shakes, one share mildewy flavor drills toward the nose. 脑子中胡思乱想后,长时间“堵车”的原因,他觉得身体十分的疲乏,才要睡去,一阵寒风吹来,刮的他才恢复感知的身体是抖啊抖的,一股子发霉的味道直往鼻子里钻。 The sleepiness dissipates instantaneously. 睡意瞬间消散。 „Quite cold, is quite smelly.” “好冷,好臭。” The exhausted opening eye, wants the standing up body, is actually discovered that body does not obey own direction, or own body cannot complete the instruction that the brain issued. 疲惫的睁开眼睛,想要站起身子来,却是发现身体并不听自己的指挥,或者说,自己的身体完成不了大脑下达的指令。 Blinks, looks down to own body, this in the past the very simple movement, at this moment actually some feelings of exhausting the strength of great antiquity, great effort of very. 眨了眨眼睛,低头看向自己的身体,这个在往常十分简单的动作,此刻却是有种用尽洪荒之力的感觉,十分的费力。 Zhang Lan saw small Zhang Lan that oneself naked body and immature four limbs, and have not grown. 张蓝看到了自己赤裸的身体、幼小的四肢、以及还未发育的小张蓝。 „What's the matter? How oneself turned into the baby, was a naked baby?” At this moment his innermost feelings are compel ignorant. “怎么回事？自己怎么变成婴儿了,还是一个赤裸的婴儿？”此刻他的内心是懵逼的。 After returning to normal for a long time, accepted this fact gradually, he looks all around, knows has sneaked in the nose stink the source. 平复了许久之后,才是渐渐的接受了这个事实,他环顾四周,知道了一直钻进鼻子臭味的源头了。 The flavor of trashcan, natural cannot nice-smelling. 垃圾箱的味道,自然不会好闻。 „What ghost is this? A moment ago heard ghost who ‚system’ does?” Indulging in flights of fancy is guessing. “这是什么鬼？难道是刚才听到的‘系统’搞的鬼？”胡思乱想的猜测着。 „The Dī, host at present the condition firmly is the system behavior.” even white a not wonderful voice, resounds in the mind. “滴，宿主目前境况确为系统所为。”一个平白无奇的声音,在脑海里响起。 „Who? Who spoke? What system?” Zhang Lan is startled. “谁？谁说话？什么系统？”张蓝一惊。 „The Dī, host, is system is hello replying your issue.” “滴，宿主你好,是系统在回复你的问题。” „system? What system? Where comes? Where can go to? In family/home how many people? In family/home how many places? Eh...... graciousness?” “系统？什么系统？打哪里来的？要去哪里？家里几口人？家里几口地？额......恩？” „The Dī, system full title ‚Naruto Crossing Over System’, is called system, from making the system place comes out, original goal to ‚Naruto World’, because the undercapacity is detained in ‚Marvel’. system does not have the family/home, therefore does not have family member Hetian.” “滴，系统全称‘火影世界穿越游系统’,简称为系统,从制造系统的地方出来,原定目标去往‘火影世界’,因为能量不足滞留在‘漫威’中。系统并没有家,所以没有家人和田。” „Naruto Crossing Over System?? fuck me...... system, was my crossing over? Marvel that goes to?” Zhang Lan lagged behind at this time. “火影世界穿越游系统？难道？卧槽......系统,我这是穿越了是吗？还是去的漫威？”张蓝这时才是后知后觉。 „Dī,, host at present world- Marvel” “滴，是的,宿主目前所处世界-漫威” „Allows me to digest...” In the Zhang Lan brain is a little chaotic, he needs to be static. “容我消化一下...”张蓝脑子中有点混乱,他需要静一静。 Long time, although has not straightened out the mentality, but Ling very cold the cold wind told him, currently also has a more important matter. 良久,虽然还是没有理顺思路,但是凌冽的寒风告诉他,现在还有更重要的事。 „system, why will I naked turning baby, appear in the trash can?” Zhang Lan needs to understand own situation. “系统,为什么我会赤裸的变成婴儿,出现在垃圾桶里？”张蓝需要了解一下自己的处境。 „In Dī, system crossing over meets the unidentified obstacle repeatedly, after shifting repeatedly, the store energy is not enough to support to arrive at ‚Hokage Ninja’, chose Marvel randomly ’ the world, at present only remains 1 EP.” “滴，系统穿越中多次遇见不明障碍物,多次转向后,储存能量不足以支持到达‘火影忍者’,随机挑选了漫威’世界,目前仅剩一能量点。” „Meets the obstacle repeatedly? Shifts repeatedly? Is the store energy insufficient? Were you traffic jams to trade the group not to have the oil? Without energy that recharges! additional gasoline?” Zhang Lan a little went wild. “多次遇见障碍物？多次转向？储存能量不足？你这是堵车换路没油了吧？没能量那就充值啊！加汽油的吗？”张蓝有点抓狂了。 „Dī, warned, the system undercapacity will soon close, with emergency measure.” “滴，警告,系统能量不足即将关闭,采用紧急措施。” „Dī,, in view of the fact that the host is too weak, provides Newbie Gift especially, provides... Newbie Gift to provide.” “滴，鉴于宿主太弱,特发放新手礼包,发放中...新手礼包发放完毕。” „Dī, issues newbie quest.” “滴，发布新手任务。” *- *- *- * *-*-*-* Efforts to Reach Adulthood: Please before the host legal age is grown is the system recharging energy, achieves the system starting condition. 成年前的努力:请在宿主法定年龄成年前为系统充值能量,达到系统开机条件。 — — at present completion: 0 / 100 ——目前完成度:0/100 — — quest reward: Adult Big Gift * 1 ——任务奖励:成年大礼包 *- *- *- * *-*-*-* „Dī, system energy consumption, closes in system... to wish the host good luck, live happiness.” “滴，系统能量消耗完毕,关闭系统中...祝宿主好运,活的开心。” „Dī, system has closed.” “滴，系统已关闭。” What ghost? 什么鬼？ Was system this...... throws the street? 系统这是......扑街了？ Complained without enough time, one pile of information of forced in oneself mind, there is a ninjutsu foundation to be Indian style, application about chakra and Three Body Jutsus handseal order wait/etc.. 来不及抱怨,一堆的信息塞进了自己的脑海里,有忍术的基础印式,关于查克拉的应用、三身术的结印顺序等等。 body of baby was frail, trembled in this cold wind for a long time, was exhausted, this pile of information squeeze in the brain, the spirit was more exhausted, a little body paralysis is sudden one great raids sorely, Zhang Lan did not resist to faint. 婴儿的身体本就脆弱,又在这寒风中瑟瑟发抖了许久,本就疲惫不堪,这一堆信息塞入脑子中,精神更加的疲惫了,有点麻痹的身体又是突然一股巨疼袭来,张蓝毫不抵抗晕了过去。 When wakes up again, how long also after does not know is, what rejoiced is, he already not in trash can, but washes fragrant in a baby cradle. 等再次醒来时,也不知道是多久之后了,庆幸的是,他已经不是在垃圾桶中,而是洗香香的在一个婴儿摇篮里。 Sees all around no one, Zhang Lan is not restless, after summoning secretly several system were fruitless, can only start to reorganize that so-called Newbie Gift. 见四周无人,张蓝也不闹腾,暗自呼唤了几声系统无果后,只能开始整理那所谓的新手礼包了。 *- *- *- * *-*-*-* Newbie Gift is as follows: 新手礼包如下: Chakra Extraction Jutsu * 1 查克拉提取术 Substitution Jutsu * 1 替身术 Transformation Jutsu * 1 变身术 Clone Jutsu * 1 分身术 Physique Transformation * 1 体质改造 *- *- *- * *-*-*-* Said simply, is Chakra Extraction Jutsu, Three Body Jutsus, and perplexed Physique Transformation, before wants to come this is that stupor , the body great sore root is , the transformation, listens to have a solution to dig the catching up foot of white mouse. 简单说,就是一个查克拉提取术,一个三身术、以及一个不明所以的体质改造,想来这个就是那昏迷前身体巨疼的根源所在,改造嘛,听着就有种解刨小白鼠的赶脚。 Except this perplexed Physique Transformation, Zhang Lan regarding the appraisal of this Newbie Gift, can only describe with two characters 除去这个不明所以的体质改造,张蓝对于这个新手礼包的评价,只能用俩个字来形容 Digging out of — — really TM!!! ——真TM的抠啊！！！ What others novel protagonist goes is sharingan and Saint Seiya lineage and Devil Fruit, how to his here only then the thing of such foundation? 人家小说主角一进去就是写轮眼、圣斗士血统、恶魔果实什么的,怎么到了他这里就只有这么基础的玩意？ „In history am I probably crossing over who compels poorly?” Zhang Lan at heart secret is thinking. “我大概是有史以来最穷逼的穿越者吧？”张蓝心里暗暗的想着。 Suddenly, Zhang Lan facial color one tight, is no longer peaceful, but is „ahhhhh!” Shouted loudly, without the means that the vocal cord has not grown, can only be so appealing. 突然,张蓝面色一紧,也不再安静,而是“啊啊啊！”的大声叫了起来,没办法,声带还没有发育,只能这么吸引人过来。 With rapid sound of footsteps, an annual own Caucasian female maps in the Zhang Lan's eye, his mouth is comforting Zhang Lan in English, clumsy holds Zhang Lan, Zhang Lan is actually whips the Caucasian female who a face worries, in the mouth „ahhhhhhh” is calling was more anxious. 随着一阵急促的脚步声,一名年亲的白人女子映入张蓝的眼里,他嘴里用英文安慰着张蓝,笨拙的抱起张蓝,张蓝却是一脸着急的拍打着白人女子,口中“啊啊啊啊”叫的更加急切了。 In Caucasian female perplexed time, she felt suddenly an own chest heat, Zhang Lan in hand also stopped all movements simultaneously, living of face does not have expression — — that may the love 正在白人女子不明所以的时候,她突然感觉自己的胸口一热,同时手中的张蓝也停下了所有的动作,一脸的生无可恋的表情—— She did not determine oneself misread, after all a newly-born baby, how knows that what is lives not to have the love. 她不确定自己有没有看错,毕竟一个刚刚出生的婴儿,怎么会知道什么叫生无可恋。 Normal baby indeed not, however Zhang Lan meeting at this moment, because...... he wet pants a moment ago! 正常的婴儿的确不会,但是此刻的张蓝会,因为......他刚才尿裤子了！ Quite ashamed, does not know that was weaned for several years, now suddenly experiences the feeling of wetting pants...... 好羞耻啊,都不知道断奶几年了,现在竟然又体验尿裤子的感觉了...... Is living not to be possible among the loves, Zhang Lan suddenly was restless, because he discovered one compared with wetting the bed serious concern — — 正生无可恋间,张蓝突然又是闹腾了起来,因为他发现一个比尿床更严重的问题—— He felt, he wanted... poo! 他感觉,他要...拉粑粑了！