„Hehehe” “嘿嘿嘿・・・・・・・” Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, stroked the head vulnerable point, toward smiling of Jade Sovereign Great Emperor and the others flattered, then sat. 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,捋了捋自己头上的小辫子,朝着玉皇大帝等人谄媚的笑了笑,然后屁颠屁颠的坐了下来。 As similarly gluttonous Zhu Bajie, does he possibly withstand the seduction of gourmet? 作为同样贪吃的猪八戒,他怎么可能承受住美食的诱惑？ Moreover good wine that Jade Sovereign Great Emperor and the others carried, can it be that every? 而且玉皇大帝等人携带的美酒,岂是凡品？ If the person in their original world, drinks one, can perhaps Longevity Undying, precious. 若是他们原世界的人,喝上一口,恐怕就能长生不死,珍贵至极。 „Rumble ~” “咕噜~” Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, grasps pot Nectar Jade Liquid on fine table, face up however drinks, tossing down, on the face is completely the feeling of satisfaction. 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,一把抓起精美桌案上的一壶琼浆玉液,仰面而饮,一饮而尽,脸上尽是满足之感。 „Must say my old pig, sight time, infinite sight, unlucky time, pitiful” “要说俺老猪,风光的时候,也无限风光过,倒霉的时候,也凄惨过・・・・・・・” Drank Jade Sovereign Great Emperor and the others the liquor, Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, naturally cannot forget working, own Yi Sheng (one life|lifetime), until now experience, except for some secret private affairs, other has not retained. 喝了玉皇大帝等人的酒,魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,自然不会忘了做事,把自己的一生,到如今的经历,除了一些隐秘私事,其他的没有一丝保留。 „How do you know my so many things?” “你怎么知道我这么多事情？” Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, the complexion is stupid, unbelievable is looking at Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, his life why and are so similar? 西游记世界的猪八戒,面色痴呆,难以置信的望着魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,他的人生为何和自己如此相似？ Present is Zhu Bajie, I in another world? 眼前的猪八戒,就是另一个世界的我吗？ Will I be changed magically by Goddess of Mercy (Guanyin), go to West Heaven Seek Scripture? 我会被观音菩萨点化,去西天取经？ The name shakes Three Realms, suppression Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong, will become my big Senior Brother? 名震三界,惨遭镇压的齐天大圣孙悟空,会成为我的大师兄？ Will I have a physical body Mortal Body master, Tang Sanzang? 我将会有一个肉体凡胎的师父,唐三藏？ My name in religion is the pig is incompetent, incompetent, does this which silly fork obtain the name in religion to oneself? 我的法名是猪无能,无能,这个哪个傻叉给自己取得法名？ …… ・・・・・・ In the Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie mind, is reverberating unthinkable questions, at this moment, he is similar to understand why oneself will overcome the world of mortals. 西游记世界的猪八戒脑海里,回荡着一个个匪夷所思的疑问,这一刻,他仿佛明白自己为什么会被打下凡间。 All these, were these world can prepare the good script greatly, his future life, raises the line puppet. 这一切,原来都是那些天地大能早已经准备好的剧本,他未来的人生,已经是提线木偶。 His charge is because sexually harasses Chang'e, offended Heaven Rule, was censured the world of mortals. 他的罪名是因为调戏嫦娥,触犯了天条,被贬下了凡间。 However, Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie is very clear, Heavenly Court the Heaven Rule outwardly on rule, the Heavenly Court judicial department regarding offending the Heaven Rule gods, turns a blind eye. 但是,西游记世界的猪八戒很清楚,天庭的天条只是明面上的规则,天庭的司法部门对于触犯天条的众神,都是睁一只眼闭一只眼。 In Heaven Rule stipulated that the deity cannot kill the mortal for no reason, is in Three Realms, so many mounts of deity Buddha, favor the beast to go into the world of mortals, being like a robber, occupying the country is the sovereign, slaughters innumerably, in this period does not know ate many human, is not safe and sound. 天条中规定神仙不能无故杀害凡人,可是三界之内,那么多神仙佛陀的坐骑、宠兽跑到凡间,占山为王,占国为皇,杀戮无数,其间不知道吃了多少人类,不也安然无恙。 Has supervised Three Realms Clairvoyance (Farsight Eye) and Clairaudient (Far-Hearing), how can not hear? 一直监察三界的千里眼和顺风耳,岂会没有耳闻？ He also wields Heavenly Canopy Marshal of Heaven River 80,000 sailors, will be the Heavenly Court Middle Grade immortal officer, how the Heaven Rule law to add for no reason on his body? 他好歹也是执掌天河八万水军的天蓬元帅,是天庭中等仙官,天条律令岂会无故加在他的身上？ Originally he is designation Journey to West Scripture Seeker, all have been doomed. 原来他是选定的西游取经人,一切早已经注定。 Even if he does not sexually harass Chang'e, still because of other reasons, will be censured to descend to earth. 他即使不调戏嫦娥,也会因为其他的原因,被贬下凡间。 „Do you have no good news?” “你就没有什么好消息吗？” The character that Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie is resigned to bad conditions, somewhat heaved a sigh. 西游记世界猪八戒逆来顺受的性格,都不免有些唉声叹气。 He has not planned to revolt against Heavenly Court like Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong, because he saw with one's own eyes the Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong miserable fate. 他从来没有打算像齐天大圣孙悟空那样反抗天庭,因为他亲眼看到了齐天大圣孙悟空的悲惨下场。 Goes to West Heaven Seek Scripture, Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, although the heart has the contradiction, but is unable to accept. 去西天取经,西游记世界的猪八戒,虽然心有抵触,但是也不是无法接受。 But, he has not heard a good news by the present from the Zhu Bajie mouth of Magic Mobile Phone World. 可是,到现在他都没有从魔幻手机世界的猪八戒嘴中听到一件好消息。 „Person who good news, I to have liking, she also likes me.” “有一件好消息,我有喜欢的人了,她也喜欢我。” Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, the look ripples, the feelings of love overflow, warm Judo. 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,眼神荡漾,春心四溢,温柔道。 „Did anyone, say quickly?” “谁,快说？” Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie one hear, the drool flowed, finally heard a peerless good news. 西游记世界的猪八戒一听,哈喇子都流了出来,终于听到一个绝世好消息。 Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie can find really loves, indicates he can also find a liking person? 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒能够找到真爱,是否预示着他也能找到一个喜欢的人？ „Is Chang'e?” “是不是嫦娥？” Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, fierce standing up, the vision stares stubbornly on Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, color of the face anticipation. 西游记世界的猪八戒,猛的站起身,目光死死地盯在魔幻手机世界的猪八戒身上,一脸期待之色。 Thinks Chang'e will fall in love with itself, Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, the heart was drunk. 一想到嫦娥会爱上自己,西游记世界的猪八戒,心就醉了。 Then oneself overcame the world of mortals, reincarnation to become pig is also worth. 那么自己被打下凡间,投胎成猪也是值得的。 „This is my girlfriend He Lan, looks at one to you.” “这是我的女朋友何蓝,就给你看一眼。” Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, Magic Mobile Phone in cautious putting out bosom, turns to the He Lan picture, put in front of Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie. 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,小心翼翼的拿出怀中的魔幻手机,翻到何蓝的照片,放到了西游记世界猪八戒面前。 Although Magic Mobile Phone World was disrupted the plot by Zhou Yang, but Zhu Bajie finally and He Lan fell in love. 魔幻手机世界虽然被周阳扰乱了剧情,但是猪八戒最终还是和何蓝相爱了。 „Rumble ~” “咕噜~” The sound that swallows the saliva, resounds in the Zhu Bajie mouth of Journey to the West world. 一声吞咽口水的声音,在西游记世界的猪八戒嘴中响起。 „Go away!” “滚！” Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, sees Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, is unexpectedly mouth-watering to own girlfriend, immediately cursed angrily. 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,见到西游记世界的猪八戒,竟然对着自己的女朋友流口水,顿时怒骂道。 No matter he also and Journey to the West world the disparity of Zhu Bajie strength, under expression that in an opposite party face does not abandon, received Magic Mobile Phone. 他也不管自己和西游记世界的猪八戒实力的差距,在对方一脸不舍的表情下,一把将魔幻手机收了回来。 Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie is not angry, similarly as a pig, he knows a person ugly pig monster, found woman who a sincerity likes, having is not easy, moreover such attractive. 西游记世界的猪八戒也不恼怒,同样作为一头猪,他知道一个人丑陋的猪妖,找到一个真心喜欢的女人,有多么不容易,而且还是这么一个漂亮的。 If oneself have such a attractive say/way companion girlfriend, perhaps he does not hate to give others to look at one. 要是自己有这么一个漂亮的道侣・・・女朋友,他恐怕都舍不得给别人看一眼。 „What thing does not know the box in his hand is, can leave behind the image of woman unexpectedly?” “也不知道他手中的盒子是什么东西,竟然能留下女人的影像？” Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, the vision is sizing up Magic Mobile Phone in Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie bosom secretly, the look is curious. 西游记世界的猪八戒,目光偷偷打量着魔幻手机世界猪八戒怀中的魔幻手机,眼神充满好奇。 „If my also ‚box’, can pat the images of the world all beautiful women, daily watches?” “要是我也有一个‘盒子’,岂不是能拍下天下所有美女的影像,天天观看？” Thinks of here, Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, in the pig mouth flows trickle the saliva again. 一想到这里,西游记世界的猪八戒,猪嘴中再次流淌出涓涓口水。 „Coughs pig brothers, we are the people on one's own side, when can you tell me you to meet your girlfriend?” “咳咳咳・・・・・・・猪兄弟,我们是自己人,你能不能告诉我你什么时候遇到你的・・・・女朋友的？” Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, will look on Magic Mobile Phone again, sound earnest say/way. 西游记世界的猪八戒,再次将目光投向魔幻手机上,声音热切道。 As two similar pig monsters, another Side World, have an outstandingly beautiful girlfriend, in original world, cannot be completely empty 作为两个相似的猪妖,另一方世界的自己,拥有一个绝色女朋友,原世界的自己,总不能空空如也吧 Thinks oneself will also meet one to like oneself outstandingly beautiful beautiful woman immediately, Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, the heart is drunk. 一想到自己马上也会遇到一个喜欢自己的绝色美女,西游记世界的猪八戒,心都醉了。 His Zhu Bajie what virtue what can, really have such a causing the downfall of the nation beautiful woman to adore? 他猪八戒何德何能,竟然有这样一位倾国佳人倾慕？ „That is a night black wind high night, I brought He Lan to fly nighttime sky” “那是一个夜黑风高的夜晚,我带着何蓝飞上了夜空・・・・・・・” Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, said that own self-satisfied place, the spit flies upwards, vision deep deep, said Jade Sovereign Great Emperor and the others unable to bear close Divine Consciousness, is not listening to his torrential lie. 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,说道自己的得意之处,吐沫飞扬,目光湛湛,说得玉皇大帝等人都忍不住闭上神识,不在听他的滔滔谎言。 What is dashing, loose clean, literary talent loose, you are patting your big pig tripe, asks that own conscience, what that said is yourself? 什么英俊潇洒,风流倜傥,文采风流・・・・・・,你拍着自己的大猪肚,问问自己的良心,那说的是你自己吗？ Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, is actually concentrating on that listens, nods again and again, deep is so. 西游记世界的猪八戒,却是听的全神贯注,连连点头,深以为然。 Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, praised he himself, wasn't praises him? 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,夸他自己,不就是夸他吗？ Although they are Zhu Bajie of different world, however two people merits are approximately same, Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie is also the delight of listening, is choked up with emotions. 他们两人虽然是不同世界的猪八戒,但是两人的优点还是大致相同的,西游记世界的猪八戒也是听的眉飞色舞,心潮澎湃。 „You said quickly when you do meet He Lan?” “那你快说说,你什么时候遇到何蓝的？” Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, scratched on the face Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie by the spit that spurts, urged again and again. 西游记世界的猪八戒,擦了擦自己脸上被魔幻手机世界猪八戒喷的吐沫,连连催促道。 His Zhu Bajie good luck, must come finally, his Zhu Bajie wanted the counterattack causing the downfall of the nation beautiful woman finally, value that too this pig embryo threw.. 他猪八戒的桃花运,终于要来了,他猪八戒终于要逆袭倾国佳人了,这猪胎投的太值了。。 „I from Tang Dynasty crossed over to 2006, an accidental chance, met He Lan” “我从唐朝穿越到2006年,一次偶然的机会,遇到了何蓝・・・・・・・” Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, the look is blurred, both eyes as if bridged over the numerous space and times, returned to and He Lan meet Time. 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,眼神迷离,双目仿佛跨过了重重时空,又回到了和何蓝相遇的时间。 „Can you say how again does meet He Lan one time?” “你能不能再说一次怎么遇到何蓝的？” The traces of spring that Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie hears word, fierce quickly grasping the meaning of something, on the face ripples solidify instantaneously, to Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, trembling say/way. 西游记世界的猪八戒闻言,猛的一个激灵,脸上荡漾的春意瞬间凝固,向魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,颤巍巍道。 „Met by chance.” “偶遇的啊。” Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, the doubts said. 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,疑惑道。 „Front.” “前面一句啊。” Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, terrified say/way. 西游记世界的猪八戒,惶恐不安道。 „I from Tang Dynasty crossed over to 2006, Space and Time Shuttle in our world, was very irritable.” “我从唐朝穿越到2006年,时空穿梭在我们世界,很火爆的。” Magic Mobile Phone World Zhu Bajie, stunned say/way. 魔幻手机世界的猪八戒,错愕道。 What does the shuttle space and time have to make much ado about nothing? 穿梭时空有什么大惊小怪的？ Magic Mobile Phone World, tourism of shuttle space and time, but lets full Penbo who You Suowei gains, he is very greedy, that is value points. 魔幻手机世界,穿梭时空的旅游业,可是让游所为赚的满盆钵,他都十分眼馋,那可是一个个价值点。 Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, „”. 西游记世界的猪八戒,“・・・・・・・”。 Space and Time Shuttle? 时空穿梭？ Space shuttles back and forth also a little hopes, but Space and Time Shuttle infinite despair. 空间穿梭还有点希望,但是时空穿梭只有无限的绝望。 Tathagata Buddha Ancestor and Grand Supreme Laojun these Top Level big energies, are unable the crossed over space and time, let alone he. 如来佛祖、太上老君这些顶尖大能,都无法穿越时空,更何况他。 World that he is, Time River was too powerful, no one can reverse. 他所在的世界,时间长河太强大了,根本没有人能逆转。 „My future girlfriend, without, without, did not have” “我的未来女友,没了,没了,就这么没了・・・・・・” Journey to the West world Zhu Bajie, the facial expression loses, the depression, muttered. 西游记世界的猪八戒,神情失落,精神萎靡,喃喃自语道。 Why only good news, evolved a bubble dream? 为何唯一的好消息,也演变成了一场泡沫般的梦？