HSS :: Volume #7

#613: Isn't the swimming?


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Myriad Worlds Local Tyrant Group? ten thousand worlds martial artist group? ten thousand worlds Magic group? ten thousand worlds commerce group? 万界土豪群万界武者群?万界魔法群?万界商贩群?・・・・・・ Competitive chat groups, even his Shopkeeper that wields Myriad Worlds Shop, by the shocking dumbfoundedness, was somewhat out of sorts. 一个个霸气十足的聊天群,连他这个执掌万界楼店主,都被震惊的目瞪口呆,有些失神。 This also development was too quick, quickly like speeding horse, potential, if thunder. 这也发展的太快了,快如奔马,势若雷霆。 Zhou Yang was unable to imagine Grand Supreme Laojun and Tai Qing Sage these big god Great Immortal to hold Magic Mobile Phone, chatted to hit the fart the splendid picture. 周阳已经无法想象太上老君太清圣人这些大神大仙抱着魔幻手机,聊天打屁的精彩画面。 „The Grand Pure fellow daoist, below Grand Supreme Laojun, the penguin number is Something went wrong, asked the additional good friend.” 太清道友,在下太上老君,企鹅号是[Not Found],求加好友。” Hongjun Dao Ancestor, I constructed a Immemorial big god group, I draw you to come.” 鸿钧道祖,我建了一个太古大神群,我拉你进来。” Jade Sovereign Great Emperor heard that you made a big business, asked the red packet.” 玉皇大帝听说你又做成了一笔大生意,求红包。” …… ・・・・・・ Time is fluctuating.” “时代在变幻。” Zhou Yang shakes the head, looking pensive, sighed one lightly. 周阳摇了摇头,若有所思,轻叹了一句。 He knows rapidness that such finally the news in Myriad Worlds Shop, why transmits. 他终于知道万界楼中的消息,为什么传递的这么快。 Thinks Gao Yao opens own chat group. 一想到高要打开自己的聊天群。 Gao Yao everyone: Shopkeeper makes me inform, the competitive eating competition site changes to the unknown world, sets up to enter the condition of unknown world, everyone will be certainly pleasantly surprised.” 高要@所有人:“店主让我通知,大胃王比赛地点改为未知世界,设立进入未知世界的条件,大家一定会惊喜的。” Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian, sent a helpless expression, sighed: „The previous time looked one time, We went back fat ten jin (0.5 kg).” 崇祯皇帝朱由检,发了一个无奈的表情,感叹道:“上次去看了一次,朕回去胖了十斤。” Taoist priest Yan Chixia, sent a series of panic-stricken expressions, said alarmed and afraid: You fat ten jin (0.5 kg), always said that full three days, Three Days Later, has gotten back one's composure.” 道士燕赤霞,发了一连串的惊恐表情,惊惧道:“你胖了十斤,老道回去饱了三天,三天后,才回过神。” Magician Zeref: „”. 魔法师杰尔夫:“・・・・・・・”。 The millennium azure snake essence, sent a being angry expression, said indignantly: „The previous competitive eating participates, the incarnation python, the old lady third round was eliminated, does not dare to see the competition.” 千年青蛇精,发了一个大怒的表情,愤愤道:“上次大胃王参赛,化身巨蟒,老娘第三轮都被刷了下来,再也不敢去参见比赛了。” martial artist Sect Master of Mount Hua Sect Yue Buqun: Today made two business, this time can play well one time.” 武者华山派掌门岳不群:“今天做成了两笔生意,这次可以好好去玩一次。” Heavenly Court deity Taibai Jinxing: Has received, does not know that enters the condition whether to inform?” 天庭天神太白金星:“已收到,不知道进入条件可否告知?” Person of ten steamed buns, finished eating can go.” “一人十个馒头,吃完就可以进去。” Gao Yao sent a laughing expression, said that then direct inundation. 高要发了一个大笑的表情,道,然后直接沉水。 …… ・・・・・・・ All group of members, „”. 所有群成员,“・・・・・・・”。 Then is the expression that a big skewer spits blood. 】 然后就是一大串吐血的表情。】 We go in a bit faster, otherwise possibly has problems.” “我们快点进去,不然可能出什么问题。” Zhou Yang aspirates lightly, the complexion restored calmly, said. 周阳轻吐了一口气,面色又恢复了镇定,道。 He has not entered the Toriko (Gourmet Hunter) world, in the heart has also had the small anticipation. 他自己都还没进过美食猎人的世界,心中也有着小小的期待。 Gao Yao listened to the Zhou Yang words, perplexed, but is tight following in Zhou Yang behind. 高要听了周阳的话,不明所以,不过还是紧紧的跟在周阳的身后。 Where we arrived, chicken leg how possibly long on tree?” “我们到了哪里,鸡腿怎么可能长在树上?” What world this is, how roasts the ripe wild boar possibly to jump for joy?” “这是什么世界,烤熟的野猪怎么可能活蹦乱跳?” This is the grass, what is why long is the surface, this is the mushroom, why is the cotton candy formation.” “这是草,为什么长出来的是面,这是蘑菇,为什么是棉花糖形成的。” How possibly to have such world, Living Being of this world is the good food.” “怎么可能有这样的世界,这世界的生灵都是美食。” …… ・・・・・・・ Zhou Yang brings Gao Yao to enter in a Toriko (Gourmet Hunter) island, before hearing Myriad Worlds Shop customer who enters, dumbfounded, is in trance, startled called out. 周阳带着高要进入美食猎人的一座小岛上,就听到之前进入的万界楼顾客,一个个目瞪口呆,神情恍惚,惊叫道。 They know why finally Shopkeeper changes the competition site, this world prepares to the good food lover completely. 他们终于知道店主为什么更改比赛地点,这个世界完全就是给美食爱好者准备的。 However, the present world too dream, only possibly has in the dream, how possibly to become the reality? 不过,眼前的世界太梦幻,只可能存在梦中,怎么可能成为现实? This is unreasonable, surpasses their cognition to the world. 这太不合理,超出他们对世界的认知。 Thinks oneself roast the ripe roast chicken, suddenly jumps for joy from the grill jumps down, this unthinkable matter, how likely happened. 一想到自己烤熟的烧鸡,突然活蹦乱跳从烤架上跳了下来,这种匪夷所思的事情,怎么可能发生。 But the present all these, completely broke their world outlook. 可是眼前的这一切,彻底打破了他们的世界观。 On the big tree has is not the fruit, but is a fragrant and shining chicken leg. 大树上结出的不是果实,而是一个香喷喷、金灿灿的鸡腿。 In the rivers flows is not the river water, but is delicious, sweet delicious chocolate juice. 河流里流淌的不是河水,而是美味可口,甘甜可口的巧克力汁。 The fierce big lion, conducting the back is not brilliance's smooth hair, but is canary-yellow tender and delicate, circle circle cake that as if comes out freshly. 凶猛高大的狮子,背上不是光华柔润的毛发,而是鲜黄娇嫩,仿佛新鲜出炉的圈圈饼。 Does not know that these things can eat?” “不知道这些东西能不能吃?” In the Bai Yuechu mouth the saliva wells up crazily, the eye blooms the radiant fiery vision, if not Tushan Susu firmly holds him in behind, Bai Yuechu has thrown to a nearby knot full chicken leg big tree on. 白月初嘴中口水狂涌,眼睛绽放璀璨的火热目光,如果不是涂山苏苏在后面紧紧抓住他,白月初已经扑到附近的一棵结满鸡腿的大树上。 This Side World, is his Heaven, his heaven of heavens, his ultimate dream, each is the good food, never be worried about food the issue. 方世界,就是他的天堂,他的极乐世界,他的终极梦想,每一处都是美食,永远不要担心食物的问题。 Such happy world, Bai Yuechu was unable to determine oneself leave this Side World, can suffer from the lovesickness. 这么美好的世界,白月初已经无法确定自己离开这方世界,会不会患上相思病。 These food should be able to eat.” “这些食物应该都可以吃的。” Stands in Bai Yuechu Grand Supreme Laojun, originally was called to eat the steamed bun by Jade Sovereign Great Emperor, the mood is very uncomfortable, at this time sound somewhat hoarse. 站在白月初身上的太上老君,本来被玉皇大帝叫来啃馒头,心情就很不爽,此时声音有些嘶哑。 His depressed mood, after seeing at present this world that keep his some from understanding, Grand Supreme Laojun was confused, takes hand of whisking, slightly vibration. 他郁闷的心情,在见到眼前这个让他都有些无法理解的世界后,太上老君迷茫了,拿着的拂尘的手,都微微抖动。 mother, isn't this determination the illusion? 尼玛,这确定不是幻觉? He is farther, he who others look discovered that the white clouds of space are food shape, as if this Side World comprised of the good food. 他比别人看的更远,他发现天上的白云都是食物形,仿佛这方世界就是由美食组成的。 Rumble “咕噜” Hears the affirmation of Grand Supreme Laojun to reply, in the crowd resounds immediately swallows the saliva continuously the sound, everyone is looking at the surrounding good food, the appetite increases. 听到太上老君的肯定回答,人群中顿时响起此起彼伏吞咽口水的声音,每一个人望着周围的美食,都食欲大增。 Long on big tree, shining chicken leg, if placed on the tray, their maybe looked that will not look at one. 长在大树上,金灿灿的鸡腿,若是摆在盘子上,他们或许连看都不会看一眼。 But when, this chicken leg long on big tree, the curiosity, strengthened they several hundred times of appetites, as if has a pair of invisible goon to open their stomachs, making them feel very void. 可是,当这个鸡腿长在大树上,强烈的好奇心,增强了他们数百倍的食欲,仿佛有着一双无形打手撑开他们的胃,让他们感觉十分空虚。 In their mind, is only left over a thought that eats! Eat! Eat! 他们的脑海里,只剩下一个念头,吃!吃!吃!・・・・・・ „After the quarter of an hour, the competitive eating competition can start.” “一刻钟后,大胃王比赛就可以开始。” Zhou Yang has also gotten back one's composure from the shock, took a fast look around a surrounding good food, even he is the index finger moves greatly, but first holds now the competitive eating competition, then he can come good food to travel well a time. 周阳也是从震惊中回过神,扫视了一眼周围的美食,连他都是食指大动,不过现在还是先把大胃王比赛举办好,然后他就可以好好来一次美食旅游。 Rumble “咕噜” Hears the Zhou Yang words, people simultaneous/uniform Qiyan saliva, waited for the quarter of an hour again, didn't this want their life? 听到周阳的话,众人再次齐齐咽了一口口水,再等一刻钟,这不是要了他们的命吗? Everyone could rest assured that the competition I will quickly finish.” “大家放心,比赛我会尽快结束。” Zhou Yang smiles, said. 周阳笑了笑,道。 „The first round of elimination series, each participant eats clean a chicken leg tree, the time limit five minutes.” “第一轮淘汰赛,每位参赛者吃光一棵鸡腿树,限时五分钟。” After the quarter of an hour, Zhou Yang sized up one at present more than 100 participants, said slowly. 一刻钟后,周阳打量了一眼眼前一百多名参赛者,缓缓道。 „Did five minutes finish eating so many?” “五分钟吃完这么多?” Stood in the one grain chicken leg tree following Xiao Yan several people, hastily distant leaves the chicken leg tree. 原本站在一颗鸡腿树下面的萧焱几人,连忙远远的离开鸡腿树。 Their three add not to handle the big tree that this class ties the full chicken leg, only has five minutes let alone. 他们三个加起来也搞不定这一课结满鸡腿的大树,更何况只有五分钟。 The Zhou Yang voice falls, the hungry quick incorrect participant, has jumped the chicken leg tree to eat crazily. 周阳的话音一落,已经饿的快不行的参赛者,一个个蹦上了鸡腿树狂吃了起来。 That is to continue Sun Wukong/Goku of eight champions? Also is really powerful.” “那个就是蝉联八届冠军的孙悟空吗?还真是强悍。” Some people saw that Sun Wukong/Goku compared with the ham also wants on the big several points, the shining chicken leg, swallows, even the bone has not spat, exclaims. 有人见到孙悟空将一个个比猪腿还要大上几分,金灿灿的鸡腿,一口就吞下下去,甚至连骨头都没有吐出来,惊叹道。 Today's competition, should be that gorilla wins.” “今天的比赛,应该是那头大猩猩赢定了吧。” Some people see the King Kong World black gorilla, guessed. 有人见到金刚世界的黑色大猩猩,猜测道。 As earliest one group of the customers who enter Myriad Worlds Shop, the King Kong (Diamond) height nearly 20 zhang (3.33 m), the opens the mouth have swallowed down a chicken leg tree. 作为最早一批进入万界楼的顾客,金刚的身高已经近乎二十丈,张口就把一个鸡腿树生生吞了下去。 Such huge build, in other person of eyes, won a champion not ten tenths assurance, on 70% assurances. 这么庞大的体形,在其他人眼里,赢得冠军没有十成把握,也就70%把握。 Won?” “赢定了?” Once person who went to compete several times, shook the head again and again, said. 曾经去过几次比赛的人,连连摇头,道。 Let alone the champion, this black gorilla entered the finals except for first several, following several even/including first ten have not entered.” “别说冠军,这头黑色大猩猩除了前几届杀入了决赛,后面的几届连前十名都没有进入。” „Couldn't such build have entered the finals?” “这样的体形还进不了决赛?” Nearby Jade Sovereign Great Emperor hears word, stares slightly, in his opinion the present gorilla could not win the champion even, first three should not have the issue. 一旁的玉皇大帝闻言,不禁微微一愣,在他看来眼前的这个大猩猩即使拿不了冠军,前三名应该没有问题。 Now tells him this gorilla several not to enter the finals, in other words misses first ten. 现在告诉他这个大猩猩已经好几届没有杀入决赛,也就是说无缘前十名。 The competitive eating competition cannot use any technique law, can only depend on own peptic digest. 大胃王比赛不能使用任何术法,只能靠自己的胃消化。 The build is big, the natural strength is big. 体型大,自然优势大。 Such big build, but also is unable to enter first ten, other participants or person? 这么大的体型,还无法进入前十名,其他的参赛者还是人吗? Bigger.” “还有更大的呢。” Some people answered. 有人解释道。 This person of finishing speaking, dragon recited the sound to get up together, Divine Dragon of middle-aged man incarnation height hundred zhang (333 m), swallowed the chicken leg tree. 这人的话音刚落,一道龙吟声响起,一个中年男子化身一条身长百丈的神龙,吞下鸡腿树。 The first round of competition, only brushed out half of people, thoroughly audience shocking swaying. 第一轮的比赛,只刷掉了一半的人,彻底把观众震惊的摇摇晃晃。 You determined that they haven't cheated? 你们确定他们没有作弊? Does a small stomach, how possibly have so many things? 一个小小的胃,怎么可能装下这么多的东西? „The second round, roasts the entire pig, the time limit ten minutes.” “第二轮,一头烤全猪,限时十分钟。” Zhou Yang not to Time that the participant rests, wields the supernatural power, beyond several li (0.5 km) absorbs 50 weights to roast the entire pig about thousand jin (0.5 kg), was thrown by him in the front of each participant. 周阳没有给参赛者休息的时间,挥动法力,就数里外摄来五十多头重量在千斤左右的烤全猪,被他扔在了每一位参赛者的面前。 Reminded food unable to waste, if the participant cannot finish eating, ate clean for him by his companion “提醒一句食物不能浪费,如果参赛者不能吃完,就由他的同伴替他吃光” Zhou Yang is looking at the participant who prepares to plunge food again, added. 周阳望着正准备再次扑向食物的参赛者,补充道。 Immediately, the companions of these participants, the complexion is fierce changes, they may not have that good appetite. 顿时,那些参赛者的同伴,面色都是猛的一变,他们可没有那么好的胃口。 Especially with Tushan Susu that Bai Yuechu comes, frightens trembles, wants to walk to be a pity that has stepped the motionless footsteps, is the first round of competition, the belly of Bai Yuechu rouses merely, ironclad second round. 特别是和白月初一起来的涂山苏苏,吓得瑟瑟发抖,想走可惜已经迈不动脚步,仅仅是第一轮比赛,白月初的肚子就鼓起来,铁定过不了第二轮了。 A box lunch, must lick three moral supports he, has lain down on the ground cannot move. 要不是一个盒饭,都要舔三遍的精神支持着他,早就躺在地上不能动弹了。 The second round of competition, the tactical situation was more frigid, after ten minutes ended, more than 30 people had not finished eating. 第二轮的比赛,战况惨烈了许多,十分钟结束后,还有三十多人没有吃完。 Especially hungry seven days and seven nights Bai Yuechu only ate half, dropped down. 特别是饿了七天七夜的白月初只吃了一半,就倒下了。 Tushan Susu is two legs shivers, arrives compared with she also hit dozens times roasts in front of the entire pig, having tears streaming down the face slightly stuttered. 涂山苏苏则是两腿颤抖,走到比她还打了几十倍的烤全猪面前,泪流满面的小口吃了起来。 „The third round is also the last round.” “第三轮也是最后一轮。” Zhou Yang is looking at also the remaining more than 20 people, is somewhat surprised, Myriad Worlds Shop glutton, but also is really many, oneself look like must improve the competition difficulty. 周阳望着还剩下的二十多人,也是有些吃惊,万界楼的吃货,还真是不少,自己看来要提高比赛难度。 When his vision looks to not far away, a strip width about ten-ten feet chocolate river, eye slightly one bright, waves, will put in order chocolate Heping to shear 26, separated completely, stopped flowing of rivers. 当他的目光望向不远处,一条宽达十丈左右的巧克力河,眼睛微微一亮,一挥手,将整条巧克力河平均割成二十六份,完全隔开,停止了河流的流动。 „Everyone, whose water level drops most, who is first.” “每人一段,谁的水位下降最多,谁就是第一名。” Zhou Yang announced loudly. 周阳大声宣布道。 People, „”. 众人,“・・・・・・・・”。 Shopkeeper, you determined that this is the competitive eating competition, isn't the swim meet? 店主,你确定这是大胃王比赛,不是游泳比赛? Everyone, the wide approximately ten zhang (3.33 m), deeply approximately one zhang (3.33 m), does the length approximately hundred meters chocolate river, how look looks like the swimming racetrack? 每人一条,宽约十丈,深约一丈,长约百米的巧克力河,怎么看起来更像游泳赛道? You determined the water level that some people can drink does drop? 你确定有人能喝的水位下降?
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