HSS :: Volume #1

#53: „Chopsticks brothers”

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In a world, two, are three, without person of blood relationship, but touches the type to look like very much, this is very normal. 在一个世界,有两个,还是三个,没有血缘关系的人,但摸样很像,这很正常。 But when apartment all inhabitants, have to touch a type of similar person outside, that is not very normal. 可是当一层公寓所有的住户,在外面都有摸样相似的人,那就很不正常了。 Perhaps the person in entire apartment, by the unusual research institute, will be drawn to study, the Zeng Xiaoxian star dream, broke directly, his remaining years of life, will cross in the laboratory. 整个公寓的人,恐怕都会被非正常研究所,拉去研究,曾小贤的明星梦,就直接破碎了,他的余生,将在实验室渡过。 „Also somewhat the resembles, it seems like I really have the potential of star, pitifully, his I have not only led.” Zeng Xiaoxian selected own brow, the happy say/way, because of his face, has become the star. “还真有点像啊,看来我真有明星的潜质,只可惜,他并没有我帅。”曾小贤挑了挑自己的眉头,高兴道,因为他这张脸,已经成为明星了。 „Chen He may be younger than many you, leads.” Nearby Hu Yifei attack said, Zeng Xiaoxian in love apartment, has been close now quickly 30 years old, but Chen He about 20. “陈赫可比你年轻好多,帅很多。”一旁的胡一菲打击道,爱情公寓里的曾小贤,现在已经快接近30岁,而陈赫不过20左右。 The most important thing is, Zeng Xiaoxian will have integrated his every word and deed dreadfully, even, when he is serious, has cheap makings, sends out, making one unable to bear, wants to punch his. 最重要的是,曾小贤已经将猥琐融入到了他的一言一行当中了,即使,在他一本正经的时候,都有一股贱贱的气质,散发出来,让人忍不住,想揍他一顿。 „Snort, he is also a young star who does not have the fame.” Some Zeng Xiaoxian grief and indignation, envy saying that on hundred degrees celsius can obtain by search the Chen He name unexpectedly, but he broadcasts the host as a well-known midnight, has the huge Pickle Fan Club man, cannot obtain by search above unexpectedly, was really hateful. “哼,他也就是一个没有名气的小明星而已。”曾小贤有些悲愤,不无嫉妒道,百度上竟然能搜到陈赫的名字,而他作为一个知名午夜广播主持人,拥有庞大咸菜粉丝团的男人,竟然在上面搜不到,真是太可恶了。 „Ok, Zeng Xiaoxian peaceful, says that your special skill, I must act according to your special skill, helping you make a star prospectus.” Zhou Yang stops saying that now first training plan of Zeng Xiaoxian, does well was saying. “好了,曾小贤安静一下,说一说你的特长,我要根据你的特长,帮你做一个明星计划书。”周阳制止道,现在还是先把曾小贤的培训计划,弄好在说。 „Special skill, my special skill may.” Zeng Xiaoxian hears word is delighted, while this opportunity, must in apartment, understands well, the place of own charm. “特长啊,我的特长可多了。”曾小贤闻言眉飞色舞,趁这个机会,必须让公寓里的人,好好了解一番,自己的魅力之处。 „My singing voice, was worse than Jacky Cheung was so little, my performing skill compared with Chow Yun-fat, missed such a, my charm, in this world no one was more graceful than me.” A Zeng Xiaoxian face from channel. “我的歌喉,比张学友差了那么一点点,我的演技比周润发,差了那么一丝,我的帅气,这世界上根本没有人比我帅。”曾小贤一脸自信道。 „Ok, everyone went back to play respectively various, Zeng Xiaoxian has not awaked, do not disturb him to sleep.” Hu Yifei stands up, must walk. “好了,大家都回去各玩各的吧,曾小贤还没有睡醒,别打扰他睡觉。”胡一菲站起身,就要走。 Several other people of also faces despise. 其他几人也一脸鄙视。 „Everyone do not walk.” Zeng Xiaoxian shouts, „I told everyone a I real special skill.” “大家别走嘛。”曾小贤喊道,“我告诉大家我一个真的特长。” Hu Yifei their hears word, stopped the footsteps, a face suspects looks at Zeng Xiaoxian. 胡一菲他们闻言,停住了脚步,一脸怀疑的看着曾小贤。 „I can wait for a month not to get out of bed on the bed.” The Zeng Xiaoxian complacent say/way, this is the miracle that create. “我可以在床上待一个月都不下床。”曾小贤得意洋洋道,这可是自己创造的奇迹。 „Ok, Zeng Xiaoxian, will sing” “好了,曾小贤,会唱歌吗” Zhou Yang has not made Zeng Xiaoxian play the treasure again, originally makes him broadcast at the midnight, says reads Grave Robbers' Chronicles (Daomu Biji) or the nonsensical talk, but the author wrote in 06 years, let some of his slightly headaches. 周阳没有再让曾小贤耍宝,本来算让他在午夜广播,讲读盗墓笔记或者鬼吹灯,可是作者在06年就写出来了,让他稍稍有些头疼。 „Good man is I, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, now I bring Jacky Cheung's ice rain for everyone” the Zeng Xiaoxian excited say/way, is saying, sang directly. “好男人就是我,我就是曾小贤,现在我为大家带来一首张学友的冰雨”曾小贤一脸兴奋道,在说完,就直接唱起来。 „I think thinking through a matter that if sang, you would caring to my many points” “我以为要是唱的用心良苦,你总会对我多点在乎・・・・・・” „Shut up!” The Hu Yifei complexion fierce say/way, Zeng Xiaoxian somewhat feels helpless, frightens shuts up. “闭嘴！”胡一菲面色狰狞道,曾小贤有些不知所措,吓得闭上嘴。 „Makes the movie now?” Zhou Yang thinks to say slightly, first regardless of the singing sound, sang a song, Zeng Xiaoxian can the span to three people, really be speechless, he is not singing, but is playing with others' life. “难道现在就去拍电影？”周阳微微思索道,首先不论歌声,唱一首歌,曾小贤就能跨度到三人,真是让人无语,他不是在唱歌,而是在玩弄别人的性命。 But makes the movie to be very troublesome, needs massive Time, the manpower and physical resource, but also needs the broad personal connection. 可是拍电影很麻烦,需要大量的时间,人力和物力,还需要有广阔的人脉。 Although oneself can also through the system, conduct the personal connection to expand, is this flower the expense, will far exceed the value that Zeng Xiaoxian pays, oneself will make the first losing money business. 虽然自己也能通过系统,进行人脉扩展,可是这花出的费用,将远远超出曾小贤付出的价值,自己将做成第一个亏本的买卖。 „ Hu Yifei, looks like by you, what gift for acting does Zeng Xiaoxian have? „ Zhou Yang only made most familiar Zeng Xiaoxian Hu Yifei say probably at present. “咳・・・・・・胡一菲,以你看来,曾小贤有什么表演天赋？“周阳只好像让目前最熟悉曾小贤的胡一菲说一说。 „What gift for acting?” Hu Yifei said without hesitation, „naturally has, that speaks the joke, he grows is a joke.” “什么表演天赋？”胡一菲毫不犹豫道,“当然有,那就是讲笑话,他长得就是一个笑话。” Zeng Xiaoxian just the exciting expression, solidified instantaneously, „Hu Yifei, I must with your duel.” 曾小贤刚刚兴奋的表情,瞬间凝固,“胡一菲,我要和你决斗。” „Do you determine you to with my duel?” Hu Yifei both hands grip tightly, send out the skeleton the sound, lets others in apartment, some color deteriorations. “你确定你要和我决斗？”胡一菲双手紧攥,发出骨骼咔嚓的声响,让得公寓里的其他人,都有些变色。 Also wants to treat as Lu Ziqiao one of the prey to rejoice Hu Yifei, in the heart shouted secretly luckily, cannot think that this governing elder sister's beautiful woman, was a living violence is crazy, own small physique, but must stay in ten thousand flowering shrubs to have a good swim, how can halfway the die young. 原本还想把胡一菲当做猎物的吕子乔一阵庆幸,心中暗呼侥幸,想不到这个御姐型的美女,就是一个活生生的暴力狂,自己的小身板,还要留在万花丛中畅游,怎能半路夭折。 „Yeah!” “哎！” Zhou Yang deep sighing, thinks this is simple Trade, to far exceed this world, nearly ten years of cultural entertainments, hold Zeng Xiaoxian, that is also not the small matter. 周阳深深的叹了一口气,原本以为这是一个简单的交易,以远远超出这个世界,近十年的文化娱乐,捧起一个曾小贤,那还不是轻轻松松的事情。 What a pity all, are not the enemy are too powerful late, only pitifully, teammate not in a line. 可惜一切都晚了,不是敌人太强大,只可惜,队友不在一条线。 „What to do should I?” Zhou Yang sighed. “我到底该怎么办？”周阳不禁叹气道。 „What's wrong?” A Zeng Xiaoxian face nervous say/way. “怎么了？”曾小贤一脸紧张道。 Looks at Zeng Xiaoxian, an appearance of face anticipation, Zhou Yang is not cruel enough saying that „holds the red means is too many you, I do not know that which plan with, allowing me to think well.” 看着曾小贤,一脸期待的样子,周阳不忍心道,“把你捧红的办法太多,我都不知道用哪一种方案了,容我好好想一想。” „Walks, the small southern China I treat.” Zeng Xiaoxian hears word, the brow selected selecting ruthlessly, how regardless to do, could not conceal his self-satisfied vigor, own strong point were too many, was troublesome. “走,小南国我请客。”曾小贤闻言,眉头狠狠挑了挑,无论怎么做,都掩饰不了他的得意劲,自己的长处太多,就是麻烦。 Others, naturally cannot be polite, butchered Zeng Xiaoxian ruthlessly, is, Zeng Xiaoxian, not slightly grieved, but also increased many good vegetables/dishes ruthlessly. 其他人,自然不会客气,狠狠的宰了曾小贤一顿,可是,曾小贤,没有丝毫心痛,还狠狠地增添了不少好菜。 The people eat greatly, in Karaoke, sang for a long time song, returns to the love apartment. 众人大吃一顿,又在卡拉ok,唱了好久的歌,才回到爱情公寓。 After returning to the love apartment, Zhou Yang and Bulma went to sleep, two world have too big Time difference, Zhou Yang that side world, already to midnight. 回到爱情公寓后,周阳和布玛就睡下了,两个世界存在太大的时间差,周阳那边的世界,已经到了半夜。 Next day, in the morning, Zhou Yang gets up time, discovered that Zeng Xiaoxian unexpectedly in hall, is not acting in a play, but really takes a self- training of actor, is looking earnestly. 第二天,清晨,周阳起来的时候,发现曾小贤竟然在大厅中,不是在做戏,而是真的拿着一本演员的自我修养,在认真地看着。 „Good, has progressive.” The Zhou Yang slight nod, regarding the person who is willing to try hard, must to him the proper respect, „meets me to give you some cast title addresses, we go to these people looks, we make the movie.” “不错,有进步。”周阳微微点头,对于肯努力的人,必须给他应有的尊重,“一会我将一些演员名单地址给你,我们去把这些人的找来,我们拍电影。” Zhou Yang said that left behind excited Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhou Yang returned to Myriad Worlds Shop, was not famous some 09 years, later wanted the successful star, the list to download, downloaded several scripts, returned to the love apartment. 周阳说了一声,留下一脸兴奋的曾小贤,周阳回到了万界楼,将一些09年还不出名,以后要大红大紫的明星,名单下载了一些,又下载了几个剧本,才回到爱情公寓。 Zhou Yang even also ignominious also wrote the Chen He name, with love apartment the half of the day of person discussion, the script decides as „old boy finally,” just right chopsticks brothers. 周阳甚至还可耻的将陈赫的名字也写了上去,和爱情公寓的人讨论的半天,剧本最终定为“老男孩,”正好筷子兄弟。 Originally the plan and Zeng Xiaoxian see these future to result in Great Ming Star together, but actually receives the notice of Gao Yao. 本打算和曾小贤一起去见见那些未来得大明星,可是却接到高要的通知。 Eight Nation Allied Forces must assemble! 八国联军要集结了！ ********* ********* Sought the recommendation!!! 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