HSS :: Volume #3

#251: Eating


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Because of Myriad World Initial Level Academy, needs to hold the opening ceremony to perform in the evening, only then had confidence that in half-day Time, travels between the person in Japan, goes back the Japanese imperial palace to take a compensation money. 因为万界初级学府,晚上还需要举行开学典礼表演,只有有把握在半天时间,往返日本的人,才回去日本皇宫要一份赔偿费。 After Koizumi Junjiro last person who begs the compensation sends off, a big Japanese imperial palace, bare piece. 小泉纯二郎将最后一个讨要赔偿的人送走后,偌大的一个日本皇宫,已经光秃秃一片。 The rare building material was opened by Mohist. 稀有建筑材料被墨家拆走。 The precious flowers and plants were dug up by Agriculturists (Farmers). 珍贵花草被农家挖光。 The Japanese payment of taxes over the next 100 years, the compensation gives First Emperor of Qin Ying Zheng and Eight Nation Allied Forces and other many emperors. 日本未来100年的赋税,赔偿给秦始皇嬴政八国联军等众多皇帝。 The reason is the aggressive activity, seriously affects the world peace. 原因是侵略行为,严重影响世界和平。 As for was hit to faint by Whitebeard , buries previous Heavenly Emperor under collapsing main hall. 至于被白胡子打得昏死过去,埋在坍塌大殿下的上一任天皇 In second Heavenly Emperor to tenth Heavenly Emperor, a several people of face tacit and shedding bitter tears under expression, by elaborate funeral. 在第二天皇到第十天皇,几人一脸默契和‘痛哭流涕’的表情下,被厚葬了。 Several Heavenly Emperor order soldiers, under the collapsing main hall, bury the innumerable big stones again. 几个天皇命令士兵,在坍塌的大殿下,再次埋上无数块大石。 Also in the collapsing main hall, pours into the innumerable tung oil, burnt enough ten double-hour. 又在坍塌的大殿,灌入无数的桐油,燃烧了足足十个时辰。 These Heavenly Emperor, excited brings to carve up the imperial palace guard, the young palace maid and court eunuch who respectively, returns to own territory. 这些天皇们,才一个个兴奋的带着各自瓜分的皇宫侍卫、年轻宫女和太监,回到自己的领地。 New Heavenly Emperor, is looking at the empty palace and not far away is still burning the flaming flame tomb, is excited, oneself sat Heavenly Emperor unexpectedly. 新任的天皇,望着空荡荡的宫殿和不远处还在燃烧着熊熊火焰坟墓,一脸兴奋,自己竟然坐上天皇了。 He takes office the Heavenly Emperor 13 th son, sits the position of Heavenly Emperor unexpectedly, is simply ordinary like the dream. 他可是上任天皇的第十三个儿子,竟然坐上天皇之位,简直如同梦幻一般。 All people, satisfied, because is unsatisfied, has hung completely. 所有的人,都满意了,因为不满意的,已经全部挂了。 ******* ******* Gives the performance! 表演节目! These student who goes to Japan to beg the compensation money, returns to Myriad World Initial Level Academy, after exciting, then each one is stern-faced, is pondering the performance of evening's opening ceremony. 这些去日本讨要赔偿费的学生,回到万界初级学府,兴奋一阵过后,转而个个一脸凝重,都在思考着晚上的开学典礼的表演。 „Was Fengxian elected the sleeping director?” The Initial Level 12 classes, Cao Cao looks to share a table black and blue Lu Bu, inquired low voice cautiously. 奉先当选为寝室长了吗?”初级12班,曹操看着同桌鼻青脸肿的吕布,小声翼翼询问道。 Lu Bu dormitory, after deciding dormitory length, Lu Bu is busy going to the Japanese imperial palace to want the personal injury fee/spent, even the wound on face forgot the treatment. 吕布的宿舍,在决定好后宿舍长后,吕布就忙着去日本皇宫要人身伤害费,连脸上的伤都忘了治疗。 Without using any technique law, Lu Bu made into this, without becoming sleeping director, his roommate was really savage. 在不使用任何术法的情况下,吕布被打成这样,如果没有成为寝室长,那他的室友真是太凶残了。 No, must by Min Ran.” Some Lu Bu interest lack, made into this, has not won, this end of Han's first Military General mood could be imagined. “没有,被闵冉得去了。”吕布有些兴致缺缺,被打成这样,都没赢,这位汉末第一武将的心情可想而知。 „Is Fengxian, interested in giving the performance?” The Cao Cao shift topic said, this is the opportunity that beams with joy one time. 奉先,有没有兴趣表演节目?”曹操转移话题道,这可是一次非常露脸的机会。 He is eager to try in any case. 反正他是跃跃欲试。 Mengde, I helped Mungo report one **** altogether dance program.” Sits in Cao Cao front Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao hears word, the turning the head excited say/way. 孟德,我可是帮蒙哥报了一个****共舞的节目。”坐在曹操前面的正德皇帝朱厚照闻言,转过头一脸兴奋道。 Thinks Mongolian Möngke Khan and his mount pterodactyl, coming one to dance he to be excited. 一想到蒙古大汗蒙哥和他的坐骑翼龙,来一只舞蹈他就兴奋非常。 Bright Emperor, admire! Admire!” Cao Cao and a Lu Bu eye of reveal respects, fierce, heavy taste. 明帝,佩服!佩服!”曹操吕布目露崇敬,厉害啊,重口味。 Also can for be registered?” Nearby Emperor Taizong of Song Zhao Guangyi trend Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao in high spirits, inquired. “还可以替被人报名吗?”一旁的宋太宗赵光义兴冲冲的走向正德皇帝朱厚照,询问道。 I said that I am Mungo's sleeping director, Mungo have the matter, I register for him, Liu Zhengfeng and Quyang in charge of performance agreed.” Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao smiled saying with a smile, although that two old men are startled the large scale that Mungo performs, but accepted. “我说我是蒙哥的寝室长,蒙哥有事,我替他报了名,主管表演的刘正风和曲洋就同意了。”正德皇帝朱厚照笑了笑道,那两个老头虽然吃惊蒙哥表演的大尺度,不过还是接受了。 After all the pterodactyl has the wisdom, is similar to human. 毕竟翼龙已经拥有智慧,和人类差不多。 If they did not agree, committed the discrimination crime. 他们若是不同意,就是犯了歧视罪。 This is a very serious concern. 这可是一个非常严重的问题。 If Eight Nation Allied Forces and Qing Dynasty such hatred, no one goes to the manages radically. 如果是八国联军清朝那样的仇恨,根本没人去管。 If some people discriminate against Monster Race and alien race, that may probably but actually big mildew. 但是一旦有人歧视妖族、异族,那可就要倒大霉了。 Which squad execution world duty now regardless, cannot leave the help of fight partner. 现在无论哪个小队执行世界任务,都离不开战斗伙伴的帮助。 These fight partners, possibly is a small monster, dinosaur that takes wisdom liquid medicine, Pokemon, once lets know that you discriminate against them. 这些战斗伙伴,可能是一只小妖,一只服用智慧药液的恐龙,一只神奇宝贝,一旦让知道你歧视他们。 You think that they can also become the fight partner with you? 你想他们还会和你成为战斗伙伴吗? Simultaneously has the person of fight partner, can reduce happening together with you as far as possible, after all their fight partners, in your despising range. 同时拥有战斗伙伴的人,也会和你尽量减少交集,毕竟他们的战斗伙伴,也在你的鄙视范围。 You said, what I did give Emperor Yongzheng to arrange to give the performance to be good?” Said as Emperor Taizong of Song Zhao Guangyi of sleeping director with a laugh, as to say any happy matter. “你们说,我给雍正皇帝安排一个什么表演节目好?”作为寝室长的宋太宗赵光义笑呵呵道,仿佛想道什么开心的事情。 Might as well dance a striptease.” A Lu Bu face proper suggestion said. “不如跳一个脱衣舞吧。”吕布一脸正经的建议道。 „It is not good, I think that the steel pipe dance is quite suitable he.” Cao Mengde knits the brows, looks solemn. “不好吧,我认为还是钢管舞比较适合他。”曹孟德皱了皱眉,神情肃穆。 That is not good, I think or make him dance the ballet, compared with Better.” Zhengde Emperor Zhu Houzhao suppresses the happy expression to say. “那可不好,我认为还是让他跳芭蕾舞,比较好些。”正德皇帝朱厚照强忍着笑意道。 …… ・・・・・・・ Liu Manager, the program of this performance, supplies for oneself the item, is the Academy preparation?” Sun Wukong/Goku and Luffy Straw Hats Group and Naruto, the group arrive at the Liu Zhengfeng front enormously and powerful, inquired. “刘管事,这表演的节目,是自备道具,还是学府准备啊?”孙悟空路飞草帽团鸣人,一行人浩浩荡荡走到刘正风的面前,询问道。 „ If not the unusual item, Academy will prepare. „ Liu Zhengfeng thinks saying that common item, their Myriad World Commercial City entertainment street has almost. “如果不是什么稀奇的道具,学府会准备好的。“刘正风想了想道,一般的道具,他们万界商城娱乐街的差不多都有。 Liu Zhengfeng also knows, Myriad Worlds Shop connects ten thousand worlds, various strange performance items possibly exist. 只是刘正风也知道,万界楼连通万界,各种各样稀奇古怪的表演道具都可能存在。 He may not have the ability to collect all performance items. 他可没有能力凑齐所有的表演道具。 Wukong you.” Luffy and Naruto pushed front difficult Sun Wukong/Goku. “悟空你来说。”路飞鸣人推了推前面挠头的孙悟空 I did not say.” Sun Wukong/Goku shakes the head, the rejection said hastily. “我不说。”孙悟空摇了摇头,连忙拒绝道。 Luffy you visit me to do, the person who you lead are most, is you.” Naruto saw the Straw Hats Group members to look to him, frightened again and again retrocedes. 路飞你看着我干什么,你带的人最多,还是你来说。”鸣人草帽团的成员都向他望了过来,吓得连连后退。 Although the self-sensation facial skin is very thick, but thinks the performance that their group, must give, on the face of Naruto cannot bear the complexion be red. 虽然自我感觉脸皮很厚,但是一想到他们这一行人,要表演的节目,鸣人的脸上就忍不住面色赤红。 Captain, you said.” Straw Hats Group member, to Luffy respectful shouting. “船长,还是你说吧。”草帽团的成员,对着路飞恭恭敬敬的喊道。 Luffy only feels to have tears streaming down the face, the crew supports his captain for the first time. 路飞只感觉泪流满面,船员还是第一次这么支持他这个船长。 We must perform eats.” Some Luffy stutter said. “我们・・・要表演・・・吃。”路飞有些结结巴巴道。 He of thick nerve, felt that somewhat blushes. 粗大神经的他,都感觉有些脸红。 The Myriad World Commercial City Food Street thing was too expensive, he reaches an agreement to invite the Straw Hats Group member and Sun Wukong/Goku, Naruto eats the good food, finally discovered on oneself simply does not have so many value points. 只是万界商城美食街的东西太贵了,他说好要请草帽团的成员和孙悟空鸣人吃美食,结果发现自己身上根本没有那么多价值点 However who makes the Luffy brain hole big, eating to regard gave the performance. 不过谁让路飞的脑洞大,把吃当成了表演节目。 Liu Zhengfeng, „” 刘正风,“・・・・・・・” Your performances, I think well, if passed, I inform you immediately.” Liu in the Sun Wukong/Goku three people, under the gazes of three pairs of pure anticipation vision, is thinking to say finally. “你们的表演,我好好想一想,如果通过了,我会立刻通知你。”刘正在孙悟空三人,三双纯净期待目光的注视下,最终想了想道。 ******** ******** „The Myriad World Initial Level Academy performance formally starts.” Because the program are many, approximately when 6 : 00, the program under the Mi Zhu's management, started. 万界初级学府表演正式开始。”因为节目很多,大约在六点的时候,节目就在糜竺的主持下,就开始了。 That time that Zhou Yang looks at with great interest, is not the Foreign Territory character and style, but is the different cultures, the artistic performances of different world. 周阳看的那时津津有味,已经不是异域风情,而是不同文化,不同世界的艺术表演。 Performance that Sun Wukong/Goku and Luffy Straw Hats Group and Naruto three people give, after Liu Mao Xing (Little Master) and Steve grandson week and other Chef co-starred to end the cook. 孙悟空路飞草帽团鸣人的三人表演的节目,是在小当家、史蒂芬孙・周等厨师同台表演完厨艺后。 After Mi Zhu blows out the performance that Sun Wukong/Goku one group of give, everyone feared. 糜竺爆出孙悟空一行人表演的节目后,所有人都惊住了。 Such program performance. 还有这样的节目表演。 Under the leadership of Sun Wukong/Goku, enormous and powerful killing to the arena, just like the locust to transit, the group after gourmet one that dozens Chef make, all food were swept away. 孙悟空的带领下,浩浩荡荡的杀向擂台上,犹如蝗虫过境,一行人绕着数十名厨师做出的美食一圈后,所有食物被一扫而空。 After Sun Wukong/Goku one group of leave office, still had many people, without responding. 孙悟空一行人下台后,仍然有很多人,没有反应过来。 They remember probably above has a golden roast lamb, but winked a eye, how not to have? 他们好像记得上面有一个黄金烤全羊,只是眨了一下眼,怎么就没有了? Next program performs, Initial Level 12 classes of Mongolia Möngke Khan, **** dance!” After Mi Zhu has gotten back one's composure, watches the performance on playbill, sighed sighing. “下一个节目表演,初级12班的蒙古大汗蒙哥,****舞!”糜竺回过神后,看着节目单上的表演,叹了叹口气。 Really mores of society are declining daily, such big criterion, his Mungo dares to perform. 真是世风日下,这么大的尺度,他蒙哥都敢表演。 Mr. Mi, excuse me, the Khan (Sweat) belly hurts, cannot perform.” Gold Wheel Dharma King under the vision of teasing, braces oneself to say. “糜先生,不好意思,大汗肚子疼,不能表演了。”金轮法王在一个个戏谑的目光下,硬着头皮说道。 But at this time, Mongolian Möngke Khan is sitting in the restroom, fainted. 而此时,蒙古大汗蒙哥正坐在厕所里,晕了过去。 Mi Zhu nods, next was also the Initial Level 12 classes of people, Yongzheng Emperor Yin Zhen, the performance ballet.” 糜竺点了点头,“下一个也是初级12班的人,雍正皇帝胤禛,表演芭蕾舞。” This Emperor Yongzheng had the artistic cell.” Everyone hears word, thinks, he came for several days, will dance the ballet. “这雍正皇帝还是蛮有艺术细胞的。”所有人闻言,不禁想到,他才来了几天,就会跳芭蕾舞了。 Emperor Taizong of Song Zhao Guangyi is prepared early, under the Yongzheng Emperor Yin Zhenzai three roommate help, the heavy powder white clothing, wore the ballet skirt warm-heartedly, was placed in the performance arena. 宋太宗赵光义早有准备,雍正皇帝胤禛在三个室友热心的帮助下,浓妆素裹,穿着芭蕾舞裙,被放在了表演擂台上。 Under the beautiful music, Yongzheng Emperor Yin Zhen lay in the arena unexpectedly wept bitterly. 在动听的音乐下,雍正皇帝胤禛竟然趴在擂台上痛哭了起来。 The wonderful music and Yongzheng Emperor Yin Zhen sobbing sound, played the different kind style. 美妙的音乐和雍正皇帝胤禛的哽咽声,奏响了别样的格调。
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