„Whois so bold?”
“谁这么大胆?”
The Myriad Worlds Shoppeoplehear the facetioussound that thisbravessuddenly, master who the seekingprestigecannot help but, wantsto seek for the sound.万界楼众人听到这一句突然冒出来的戏谑声,不由自主的寻声望去,想要寻找到声音的主人。They were too curious, someunexpectedlypeoplechallengefourEleventh RankBoundary Realmpowerhousesall of a sudden.
他们实在太好奇了,竟然有人一下子挑战四位十一阶境界的强者。But, the personsees the form of soundmasterin the presence of everyone, was shockedcompletely.
可是,当众人看到声音主人的身影,全部都愣住了。Wearssilvermachinearmor, is throwing over the man of redcloak, lies crookedon a horizontalchair, hisheadlength a horn of pair of similarbull horn, the hairis being the indigo blue, a facerampantis holdingonebarrel of popcorn, with great interestis eating, flashing eyesis staring at the Game Light Ballfourpeople.
一个身穿银色机甲,披着红色披风的男子,斜躺在一个横椅上,他的头上长着一对类似牛角的犄角,头发是紫蓝色的,一脸嚣张的抱着一桶爆米花,津津有味的吃着,目光炯炯的盯着游戏光球四人。Inhisside, evenalsoputs a bigcupto ice the Cola, a seeing a playappearance.
在他的身旁,甚至还放着一大杯冰镇可乐,一副看戏的模样。Do not say that Game Light Ballthesefourlitigants, is the Myriad Worlds Shoppeoplealsofelt the appearance that thisformunderpunches, wishes one couldto walk up, tramplestwofeet.
不要说游戏光球这四个当事人,就是万界楼众人也感觉这道身影一副欠揍的模样,恨不得走上前去,踹上两脚。Whenenters the Myriad Worlds Shopcustomer, theyhave not seen for the first time have entered the Myriad Worlds Shopsorampantcustomer.
无论是什么时候进入万界楼的顾客,他们都没有见过这么第一次进入万界楼就如此嚣张的顾客。„Isn't he brainwill be remnant?”
“他不会是脑残吧?”
The Myriad Worlds Shoppeoplelook at each other in blank dismay, inlookswas full of the doubts, looking atrampantmale some are indefinite, said.万界楼众人面面相觑,一个个眼神之中充满了疑惑,望着嚣张男子有些不确定,道。Hereallydoes not know, the falsedoes not know, heprovokesis not the OrdinaryMyriad Worlds Shopcustomer, butisfourEleventh RankBoundary Realmpowerhouses, the deceased person.
他是真不知道,还是假不知道,他挑衅的不是普通的万界楼顾客,而是四名十一阶境界的强者,是要死人的。EnoughfourEleventh RankBoundary Realmpowerhouses, areMyriad Worlds Shopat presentonoutwardly the onlyfourmostpowerhouses, suppressing a namelessMyriad Worlds Shopcustomer was too easy.
足足四名十一阶境界的强者,是万界楼目前明面上仅有的四位最强者,镇压一个无名万界楼顾客实在太容易了。Evenrampantman are still Eleventh RankBoundary Realm, is very difficultto resistfoursamestepBoundary Realmpowerhouses.
即使嚣张男子自己也是十一阶境界,也很难对抗四位同阶境界的强者。
„ Name: Bird Does Not DefecateGreat King.
“姓名:鸟不拉屎大王。Status: Bug MultiverseOne Hundred Thousand Bad JokesplaneDemon King of M77 Nebula, Tucao Star Man. ”
身份:bug多元宇宙十万个冷笑话位面m77星云的魔王,吐槽星人。”„Youcontinue!”
“你们继续啊!”Bird Does Not DefecateGreat Kinglooks the unhappycolor, thesefourMyriad Worlds Shopcustomersquarrelledjustintensely, healsolooked, howto be stoppingvigorouslysuddenly.鸟不拉屎大王面露不喜之色,这四个万界楼顾客吵得正激烈,他也看的正起劲呢,怎么突然停下来了。Thisimmoralbehavior, seriouslyaffectedhiswatching moviespleasure.
这种不道德的行为,严重影响了他的观影乐趣。„Whoknowsthisperson?”
“又谁认识这个人吗?”Has the customerto inquirelow voice.
有顾客小声的询问道。
The Bird Does Not DefecateGreat Kingsecureappearance, reallymakespersonrelateshandsome.鸟不拉屎大王有恃无恐的模样,实在让人联想翩翩。From the clothes of Bird Does Not DefecateGreat King, notlike a fool, if not the fool, thenhasenoughenergy.
从鸟不拉屎大王的穿着打扮,不像一个傻子,如果不是傻子,那么就是有足够的底气。Provokes the energy of fourEleventh RankBoundary Realmpowerhousesdirectly?
直接挑衅四个十一阶境界强者的底气?
The Myriad Worlds Shoppeoplethinkto feelsomewhatpanic-strickenly, what strengththiscanbe.万界楼众人想想就感觉有些惊骇,这会是一种什么样的实力。Eleventh RankHigh LevelBoundary Realm? 12 Rank Boundary Realms?十一阶高级境界?还是十二阶境界?„Are youBird Does Not DefecateGreat King?”
“你是鸟不拉屎大王?”At this moment, in the crowd, walkstwoperson's shadowssuddenly.
就在这时,人群之中,突然走出来两道人影。And the formisto weartogether the moon/monthblue colorlong gown, the waisthangs a middle-aged man of treasured sword, anotherformisoneseems like the 4 or 5-year-oldlovablechild.
其中一道身影是身穿月蓝色长袍,腰挂一柄宝剑的中年男子,另一道身影是一个看起来只有四五岁的可爱孩童。These twoOne Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes WorldLi JingandNezha.
这两人正是十万个冷笑话世界的李靖和哪吒。Clothes of Li Jingnot, becauseentersMyriad Worlds Shopto havewhattoobigchange, is, King Kong (Diamond)BarbieversionNezha, turned into a normallovableyoungchild.李靖的穿着打扮并没有因为进入万界楼有什么太大的变化,可是,原本金刚芭比娃娃版哪吒,变成了一个正常的可爱小孩童。„Bird Does Not DefecateGreat King?”
“鸟不拉屎大王?”Was estimating that Bird Does Not DefecateGreat KingstrengthbackgroundMyriad Worlds Shoppeople, the dignifiedcomplexionbecametwitchedinstantaneously, in the heartwas similar100,000damnto dash about wildly.
正在估测鸟不拉屎大王实力背景的万界楼众人,原本凝重的面色瞬间变得抽搐了起来,心中仿佛有十万头草泥马狂奔而过。Theycanpledge, a name that theyhearthisismostgoes against heaven's will, compared withwhatson-of-a-bitch, twosons of bitches, Sanmaowait/etcnames, but alsowants‚astonishingly’.
他们可以发誓,这是他们听到的最逆天的一个名字,比什么狗蛋,二狗子,三毛等等名字,还要‘惊人’。Whatperson, canundertake such a substantivename?
什么样的人,才能承担起这么一个有分量的名字?„Haven't youspoken incorrectly? ReallycalledBird Does Not DefecateGreat King? Ilook athisstance, thispersonis not affable.”
“你没说错吧?真的叫鸟不拉屎大王?我看他的架势,这个人不好惹。”NearbyWolffyvisiontook a fast look aroundBird Does Not DefecateGreat King, the low voiceremindersaid.
一旁的灰太狼目光扫视了一眼鸟不拉屎大王,小声的提醒道。From the Bird Does Not DefecateGreat Kingappearance, the appearanceis charming, howpossiblyto have the name that frustrates?
从鸟不拉屎大王的容貌来看,容貌还算帅气,怎么可能有这么挫的名字?Let alonefacesfourEleventh RankBoundary Realmpowerhouses, stillsaton the deck chair, self-possessed, is eating the popcorn, drinksis icing the Cola, thisis not the average personcanachieve.
更何况面对四个十一阶境界的强者,仍然坐在躺椅上,泰然自若,吃着爆米花,喝着冰镇可乐,这可不是一般人能够做到的。„Uncle Li, do youreallyrightmisread?”
“李叔,你真的没错看错?”NearbyConan, cannot bear the remindersay.
一旁的柯南,也是忍不住提醒道。
It is not hejudges people solely on appearance, howto seethatrampantform, should nothave a name of suchincomprehensible nonsense.
不是他以貌取人,怎么看那个嚣张的身影,都不应该有这么一个狗屁不通的名字。One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes WorldNezha is also the Myriad Worlds Shopstaff, even ifas the Myriad Worlds Shopstaff, satirizedonenot to have the injusticenoenmitycustomerwithblatantly, the influence was very not good.十万个冷笑话世界的哪吒也是万界楼的员工,即使作为万界楼的员工,这么公然讽刺一位和自己无冤无仇的顾客,影响也十分不好。„Do youknowmyBird Does Not DefecateGreat King?”
“你们认识我鸟不拉屎大王?”Waited for the Myriad Worlds Shoppeople who Bird Does Not DefecateGreat Kinggets angry, seesBird Does Not DefecateGreat Kingto cast a vision of pair of doubtsto the Li Jingfather and son.
原本等待鸟不拉屎大王发怒的万界楼众人,就见鸟不拉屎大王向李靖父子投过去一双疑惑的目光。However, the Bird Does Not DefecateGreat Kingvisiononlystayed the flashin the Li Jingfather and sontwopeople, has no interest inpaying attentionagain. Inhisdictionary, Li JingandNezha are completely not worthy of mentionroles, was the openingondyingsmallstrange.
不过,鸟不拉屎大王的目光只在李靖父子两人身上停留了一瞬间,就没有兴趣再关注。在他的字典里,李靖和哪吒完全是不值一提的角色,属于开局就死掉的小怪。
The response of Bird Does Not DefecateGreat King, happen toconfirmed the Li Jingwords, Myriad Worlds Shoppeopleoriginallyonface of twitching, vibrationwas fiercer.鸟不拉屎大王的回应,正好验证了李靖的话语,万界楼众人本来就抽搐的面孔,抖动的更加剧烈了。Game Light Ballfourspeciallifeform that preparedto send a punitive expedition, staresslightly, obviouslyin the heart was also under a bigimpact.
原本准备兴师问罪的游戏光球四个特殊生命体,也是微微一愣,显然心中也是受到了不小的冲击。Appraises!
鉴定完毕!Enters the Myriad Worlds Shopfirstmental illness!
进入万界楼的第一个神经病!Knows after is a mental illness, Game Light Balland the others the anger in heart, vanished into thin air.
知道是一个神经病后,游戏光球等人心中的怒气,也就不翼而飞了。Youcanwith a ratiopowerfulLiving Beingvitality/angry, Living Beingvitality/angry that can also be smaller and weaker than youwithone, but, absolutelywith a fool, a mental illnessvitality/angry.
你可以和一个比强大的生灵生气,也可以和一个比你弱小的生灵生气,但是,绝对不要和一个傻子,一个神经病生气。Because, thought of both sidesis not a dimensionfrom the beginning, ifyoucanconvince a mental illness, then can only prove a matter, you are also a mental illness, rather thanwhatsmart person.
因为,双方的思维一开始就不属于一个次元,如果你能够说服一个神经病,那么只能证明一件事情,你也是一个神经病,而不是什么聪明人。„Coughs”
“咳咳咳・・・・・・”In the crowdresounded the coughsoundcontinuously, many peoplechoke the complexionto be red, obviouslywas shockedbythisresult, wantsto smilesmilesembarrassed.
人群之中响起了此起彼伏的咳嗽声,有不少人呛得面色通红,显然被这个结果震惊到了,想笑又不好意思笑。Ifyoureallysmiled, yousmile the fool, smilesby the foolis provokedGame Light Balland the others?
你若是真笑了出来,你是笑傻子呢,还是笑被傻子挑衅游戏光球等人啊?
The dignifiedandsurprisedatmosphere, instantaneouslybecamestrange.
原本凝重、惊疑的气氛,瞬间变得诡异了起来。Theyhave not really thought,Myriad Worlds Shopalsoallows the mental illnessto enterMyriad Worlds Shop.
他们实在没有想到,万界楼还允许神经病进入万界楼。Bird Does Not DefecateGreat King?鸟不拉屎大王?Thisfearfulname, attackedtheirimagination.
这个可怕的名字,冲击到了他们的想象力。„Yourfourcontinue, without the couragebegins, didn't have the courageto continueto quarrel? I must continueto see a play.”
“你们四个继续啊,没有胆子动手,难道还没有胆子继续吵下去?我还要继续看戏呢。”Bird Does Not DefecateGreat Kingjust likesno oneoptional, said.鸟不拉屎大王恍若无人般的随意,道。Hethinksoneselfare the truebigvillain, bigboss, canmakehimgive a careexcept fortrueProtagonist (Main Character), others are not worth mentioning.
他自认为自己是真正的大反派,大boss,除了真正的主角能让他费点心思,其他人不值一提。Game Light Ball, Lord God Light Ball, Golden Light BallandImmortalin his eyes, is onlyfourOrdinarysmallstrange, if not forhas scruples the Myriad Worlds Shopstrength, hesmallbrushed outthesefourdirectlystrangely.游戏光球、主神光球、金色光球和‘仙’在他眼里,也只是四个普通的小怪,若不是顾忌万界楼的实力,他就直接把这四个小怪刷掉了。„Heis a normal person, oncewantedto destroy the Earth Planetbigfiendish person, the nameis relatedwiththeirTucao Star Manculture.”
“他是正常人,是曾经想要毁灭地球的大魔王,名字和他们吐槽星人的文化有关。”NearbyLi Jinghesitant, said.
一旁的李靖犹豫了一下,道。Bird Does Not DefecateGreat King of originalworldhad been suppressed, thisdoes not know that isBird Does Not DefecateGreat King of whichworldobviously is also a bigvillain, made the Game Light Ballfourpeoplesuppresshimwould rather, provincedestroyedEarth Planet.
原世界的鸟不拉屎大王已经被镇压,这个不知道是哪一个世界的鸟不拉屎大王显然也是一个大反派,倒不如让游戏光球四人把他镇压了,省的去破坏地球。„Hesaidright, IamDemon King of M77 Nebula, was planning that the Solar Systemsurveysto havehigh wisdomlifeform.”
“他说的没错,我就是m77星云的魔王,正打算去太阳系探测一下有没有高智慧生物。”Bird Does Not DefecateGreat KingattractedColaruthlessly, said with a smilelightly.鸟不拉屎大王狠狠吸了一口可乐,轻笑道。Simultaneously the Tucao Star ManKerryCarlobigfiendish personactuallysaidSolar Systemonhigh wisdomlifeform, is really laughable.
同时吐槽星人的克里克洛大魔王竟然说太阳系就高智慧生物,真是可笑至极。„Youwhetheris willingto submit tome?”
“你们是否愿意臣服我?”Bird Does Not DefecateGreat Kinglooked an interestsuddenly, the visiontook a fast look aroundin the Game Light Ballfourpeople, the put on a high and mighty actsay/way, „Igaveyou an opportunity, entersUniverse that Iwas, foughtwithme, youcancollaborate, Imadeyouexperience the truepowerhouse.”鸟不拉屎大王突然面露一丝兴趣,目光在游戏光球四人身上扫视了一圈,趾高气昂道,“我给你们一个机会,进入我所在的宇宙,和我一战,你们可以联手,我让你们见识一下真正的强者。”Myriad Worlds Shoppeople, „”.万界楼众人,“・・・・・・・”。WithLiving Being of Li Jingworld, wherecanstrongtogo?
和李靖一个世界的生灵,能够强到哪里去?But, why so rampant?
可是,为什么这么嚣张?Thisnamestrangefiendish person, mustGame Light Ballfourto submit tounexpectedly, this was too unusual.
这个名字怪异至极的魔王,竟然要让游戏光球四人臣服,这实在太反常了。Game Light Balland the others, „”.游戏光球等人,“・・・・・・・”。Letthemsubmit to? Is thisis courting death?
让他们臣服?这是在找死吗?Theycast the vision that inquiredtoLi Jingagain, wasn't thisreally a mental illness?
他们不由再次向李靖投过去询问的目光,这真的不是一个神经病?If by some chanceweandhehit, came backandtellsus, thiswas not a fool, thiswasmental handicap.
万一我们和他打起来了,回来又告诉我们,这不是傻子,这是一个智障。
Did theirfourEleventh RankBoundary Realmpowerhouses, successfullysuppressmental handicapjointly?
他们四个十一阶境界的强者,联手成功镇压了一个智障?„Game Light Ball do they want bad luck?”
“游戏光球他们要倒霉了?”In the Myriad Worlds Shoplounge, looks atGame Light Ballfourspeciallifeform that is ready to make trouble, Zhou Yangactuallyshows a faint smile, said.万界楼休息室中,看着蠢蠢欲动的游戏光球四个特殊生命体,周阳却是微微一笑,道。Bird Does Not DefecateGreat KingentersMyriad Worlds Shoptime, hereceived the reminder of system, looked at an introduction of Bug Multiverse, Zhou Yangknows that Bug Multiverseis is not so good.鸟不拉屎大王进入万界楼的时候,他就接到了系统的提醒,看了一眼bug多元宇宙的介绍,周阳就知道bug多元宇宙可不是那么好进的。
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