„......” “啊……” Xu Family Steward that the femur breaks sends out incomparably sad and shrill miserable howling. 大腿骨断折的徐管家发出无比凄厉的惨嚎。 „......” “啊……” But has not thought that Shen Lang of dozen of people also sends out a pitiful yell. 但没有想到打人的沈浪也发出一阵惨叫。 People cannot help but one surprised. 众人不由得一愕。 You, what monster do you want to make? 你,你又要做什么妖啊？ The Shen Lang whole face pain, holds the waist saying: „Wife is quick, comes quickly.” 沈浪满脸痛楚,扶着后腰道:“娘子快,快过来。” „I made an effort to flash to the waist, was good to hurt sorely.” “我太用力闪到腰了,好疼好疼。” Shen Lang really not in attire, but the waist of real turning, the tears hurt. 沈浪真的不是在装,而是真的扭的腰了,眼泪都疼出来了。 Immediately, the people on the scene are unable to look straight ahead. 顿时,在场众人无法直视。 Especially ground Xu Family Steward, in the heart only has several large characters. 尤其是地上的徐管家,心中只有几个大字。 Shen Lang, my grass dies you! 沈浪,我艹死你！ My thigh was broken! 我的大腿都被打断了啊！ Mulan goes forward, gently to Shen Lang’s waist massage. 木兰上前,轻轻给沈浪的腰部推拿。 The wife was really fierce. 娘子果然厉害了。 Quick, the Shen Lang’s waist is not sore. 很快,沈浪的腰就不疼了。 „Wife, you falls back on the , is splashed carefully a blood.” A tone of Shen Lang cruel killer. “娘子,你退到边上远一点,小心被溅一身血。”沈浪一副残忍杀手的口气。 Mulan withdraws several steps. 木兰退后几步。 How she has a mind to direct oneself pretty boy husband to make an effort, this can avoid dodging the waist again. 她有心指点自己的小白脸夫君应该怎么用力,这样才能避免再闪到腰。 However thinks that did not destroy husband to install to compel, otherwise he can bear a grudge for three days to you. 但是想想还是不破坏夫君装逼了,要不然他能给你怄气三天。 At the worst, a while came up to give him the massage to be good again. 大不了,一会儿再上去给他推拿好了。 Then, Shen Lang holds up the wooden stick, pounds ruthlessly toward the Xu Family Steward both legs. 接下来,沈浪又举起木杖,朝着徐管家双腿狠狠砸下去。 „pā pā pā pā......” “啪啪啪啪……” Each, exhausted all strengths. 每一下,都用尽了所有的力气。 Each time, Xu Family Steward sends out the incomparably sad and shrill pitiful yell. 每一次,徐管家都发出无比凄厉惨叫。 The blood wind shoots, incarnadine ground. 鲜血飙射,染红地面。 Before long, Shen Lang pants, is sweating profusely. 不一会儿,沈浪就气喘吁吁,满头大汗。 Paternal grandmother, who this is, makes heavily this wooden stick. 奶奶的,这是谁啊,将这木杖做得那么重啊。 May die of exhaustion me. 可累死我了。 But Xu Family Steward is the direct body waste is uneven. 而徐管家则是直接屎尿齐出。 Do not look at Shen Lang not to have the strength, but hits the person is really ruthless, and extremely. 别看沈浪没有力气,但是打人是真狠,而且极其准。 The Xu Family Steward two leg bones, were broken to become 45 sections directly, in this world basically already the possibility without met. 徐管家的两条腿骨,直接被打断成为四五截,在这个世界基本上已经没有接起来的可能了。 The Xu Guangyun’s complexion is pallid, as if must solidify the ice, that was he used more than ten years of trusted aide. 徐光允的脸色已经煞白,仿佛要凝固成冰,那可是他用了十几年的心腹啊。 Shen Lang panted to squat, asked: „Er Gouzi, very sorely?” 沈浪气喘吁吁蹲了下来,问道:“二狗子,很疼是吗？” Naturally painful, almost places the hell to be ordinary, making one regret to live in this world. 当然痛,几乎身处地狱一般,让人后悔活在这个世界上。 The throat of Xu Family Steward is hoarse, because shouted fierce direct tearing. 徐管家的喉咙已经沙哑了,因为嘶吼得太厉害直接撕裂了。 Eye hyperemia. 眼睛都充血了。 Shen Lang warmly said: „Er Gouzi you could rest assured that quick is not painful, quick is not painful.” 沈浪温柔道:“二狗子你放心,很快就不痛了,很快就不痛了。” Shen Lang stands again, brandishes the wooden stick, pounds down toward the lumbar vertebra of Xu Family Steward fiercely. 沈浪再一次站起来,抡起木杖,朝着徐管家的腰椎猛地砸下。 „......” “咔嚓……” Marvelous matter happened. 奇妙的事情发生了。 Xu Family Steward is not really sore, moreover below the waist actually did not have the little feeling. 徐管家真的不疼了,而且腰部以下竟然没有一点点感觉了。 Because, his lumbar vertebra was broken. 因为,他的腰椎被打断了。 „..................” He had anything quickly clearly, immediately sent out the unprecedented pitiful yell. “啊……啊……啊……”他很快明白发生了什么,顿时发出了前所未有的惨叫。 The audience people are pale, shiver slightly. 全场众人脸色发白,微微一阵颤抖。 Shen Lang this pretty boy real his mother is stingy. But Shen Lang felt oneself are benevolent enough, without breaking the cervical vertebra of Xu Family Steward, otherwise he can the neck following amputation. 沈浪这个小白脸真他妈心狠啊。但沈浪觉得自己已经够仁慈了,没有打断徐管家的颈椎,否则他就可以脖子以下截肢了。 „Ok, the penalty had ended.” Shen Lang said: „Xu Family Patriarch, hurries, hurries to carry off Xu Family Steward.” “好了,惩罚已经结束了。”沈浪道:“徐家主,赶紧,赶紧把徐管家带走。” The Shen Lang whole face sympathizes: „Must ask the best doctor to treat the wound to him, I hit him to be completely good for him, knowing wrong changes the good person is right, you must find the doctor to cure him, otherwise I will not have the heart.” 沈浪满脸同情道:“一定要找最好的大夫给他治伤啊,我打他完全是为了他好啊,知错就改还是好人对吧,你一定要找医生治好他啊,否则我会于心不忍的。” The Xu Guangyun whole body is shivering, both hands made a fist almost the convulsion. 徐光允浑身都在颤抖,双手握拳几乎痉挛了。 Cures? Also can cure? 治好？还治得好吗？ This person has abandoned! 这个人已经废了！ Zhang Jin knits the brows, said: „Comes the person, delivers to Xu Family to go Xu Family Steward, asks a doctor to treat to him well.” 张晋皱眉,道:“来人,将徐管家送到徐家去,找一个大夫好好给他医治。” A moment later, several warriors come, dragged away Xu Family Steward and that prostitute. 片刻之后,几个武士过来,将徐管家和那个娼妇拖走了。 This balances to the men and women now, the both legs bone was broken several sections. 这对男女现在平衡了,双腿骨头都被打断好几截了。 „Comes the person, washes cleanly this ground.” Zhang Jin said. “来人,把这地面洗干净。”张晋道。 Immediately comes several servants, used several buckets of water, the bloodstain and body waste in entire ground washes cleanly. 立刻来了几个奴仆,用了几桶水,将整个地面上的血迹和屎尿洗得干干净净。 The first game fought to end. 第一局交手结束。 The Shen Lang KO opponent ends the victory. 沈浪KO对手完胜。 ...... …… Zhang Family old dwelling engagement ceremony welcomes guests to continue. 张家老宅订婚礼的迎宾继续。 All are also newly bright however such as. 一切又焕然如新。 Zhang Family old dwelling as before lanterns red, wine green, people happy expression abundant, as if all nothing happened. 张家的老宅依旧灯红酒绿,众人又笑意盎然,仿佛刚才的一切什么都没有发生。 Martial-looking uncommon Zhang Jin and beautiful Xu Qianqian walked. 英武不凡的张晋和艳光四射的徐芊芊走了出来。 Shen Lang and Jin Mulan on behalf of Count of Xuanwu Residence, the master naturally must come to greet after all personally. 沈浪和金木兰毕竟代表玄武伯爵府,主人当然要亲自前来迎接。 „Young Lady Jin, can Sir Count be well?” The Xu Qianqian gentle voice asked. “金小姐,伯爵大人可安好？”徐芊芊柔声问道。 At this time, on her face unexpectedly does not have any hostility, is really quite mysterious. 此时,她的脸上竟然没有任何敌意,真是好神奇啊。 However traded before, she said the qualifications of these words not to have, obviously asked a awesome husband to be important? 不过换在以前,她连说出这句话的资格都没有的,可见找一个牛逼老公多重要？ „Father is well, many thanks.” Mulan said. “父亲安好,多谢。”木兰道。 However greeted time, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian as if neglected Shen Lang generally. 不过问候的时候,张晋和徐芊芊就仿佛将沈浪忽略了一般。 When probably he stands one group of air near Mulan. 就好像当他是站在木兰边上的一团空气。 Shen Lang this is not happy, your is sees the person with p, looks down upon me. 沈浪这就不愉快了,你们这是用p眼看人,瞧不起我啊。 Immediately, Shen Lang said suddenly: „Wife, did you have money?” 顿时,沈浪忽然道:“娘子,你带钱了吗？” Mulan one surprised, what monster does this darling husband want to make? 木兰一愕,这宝贝夫君又要做什么妖啊？ However, Xu Qianqian had a very unclear premonition. 然而,徐芊芊却有了一股非常不详的预感。 „No.” Mulan said. “没有。”木兰道。 Shen Lang pulls out one bag of gold coins from the bosom, places in the Xu Qianqian’s hand, sincere warmly said: „The man anything money can owe, chases / capital unable to owe only. This is you accompanies me to rest three months of over night fees, you select!” 沈浪从怀中掏出一袋金币,放在徐芊芊的手中,真挚温柔道:“男人什么钱都可以欠,唯独嫖/资不能欠。这是你陪我睡三个月的过夜费,你点点！” Saw clearly? 看清楚了吗？ This is true by other say/way also body! 这才是真正的以彼之道还施彼身！ Immediately! 顿时！ Everyone stayed! 所有人呆了！ His paternal grandmother, brush! 他奶奶的,神来之笔啊！ Before Xu Family threw filthy water that move, didn't you ask a despicable prostitute to slander my Shen Lang insultingly intimate / prostitute not to give money? 之前徐家泼脏水的那一招,你不是找一个下贱娼妇诬蔑我沈浪狎/妓不给钱吗？ Now, echoed. 现在,呼应上了。 However that game had ended a moment ago, the prostitute was hit remnantly, Xu Family Steward also hit remnantly. 不过刚才那一局已经结束了啊,那娼妇被打残了,徐管家也打残了。 This game of your has Shen Lang won? Your Shen Lang should satisfy. 这一局你沈浪已经赢了啊？你沈浪应该满意了啊。 Never expected that Master Shen felt that oneself was treated coldly, is disgruntled. 没有想到沈爷感觉到自己被冷落了,心生不满。 Therefore, his slap in the face, pulled out toward the Xu Qianqian face on conveniently ruthlessly. 于是,他又随手一个耳光,狠狠朝着徐芊芊脸上抽了过去。 The key also pulls out naturally, does not have any fragrant anger. 关键还抽得这么自然,没有任何香火气。 The move of your Xu Family beforehand broken sewage much is awkward stiff. 你徐家之前破脏水的招数多尴尬生硬啊。 My Shen Lang generation compels the king, installs to compel to hit the face really to have words at fingertips and write with facility! 我沈浪一代逼王,装逼打脸真是信手拈来啊！ Shen Lang sincere say/way: „That prostitute one time was half silver coin, Xu Qianqian you was so a moment ago beautiful, the price turned ten times at least. A our night of couple hundred days graciousness, was 100 days of couples from all sides, the average every day two, in addition 200 times, are 1000 silver coins, 50 gold coins, do you select the point to look to make a mistake?” 沈浪真挚道:“刚才那个娼妇一次是半个银币,徐芊芊你这么美,价格起码翻十倍啊。我们一夜夫妻百日恩,前前后后做了一百天的夫妻,平均每天两次,加起来二百次,就是一千个银币,五十金币,你点点看有没有错？” „Right, bumped into your day sunflower to see sometimes red, must add money right? How much money must add, do I write a bill signed in acknowledgment of debt?” “对了,有些时候碰到你天葵见红,还是要加钱的对吧？要加多少钱,我写一张欠条好吗？” The retaliation of your villain really has not played, this is not from dawn to dusk, but was the minutes and seconds. 你这个小人的报复起来真是没玩完了啊,这已经不是从早到晚,而是分分秒秒了。 The audience silencing, looks at Shen Lang to hit the face crazily. 全场静寂,望着沈浪在疯狂打脸。 Xu Qianqian felt oneself seem barefooting to stand on the heat charcoal, the whole person as if must be scorched, must jump. 徐芊芊感觉自己就好像赤脚站在烧红的木炭上,整个人仿佛都要被烧焦,要跳起来。 But the Zhang Jin whole person must explode with rage. 而张晋整个人都要气炸了。 The fist grips tightly, the nail pricks the palm hemorrhage. 拳头紧握,指甲刺入手心出血。 He...... he really soon could not bear, wanting a fist to be battered to death Shen Lang. 他……他真的快要忍不住了,想要一拳将沈浪砸死。 Shen Lang hides toward Mulan fast behind. 沈浪飞快地往木兰身后一躲。 Although he knows, Zhang Jin is impossible to hit him, but provides against contingencies. 尽管他知道,张晋不可能打他,但以防万一啊。 Hey, my wife's martial arts, is my martial arts. 嘿,我娘子的武功,就是我的武功。 The Mulan white hands let fall gently, place the waistband position, there has a soft sword. 木兰玉手轻轻垂落,放在腰带位置,那里有一根软剑。 If Zhang Jin if dares to act the dozen of Shen Lang’s words, her sword will slice. 如果张晋要是敢出手打沈浪的话,她就会一剑切去。 However...... 不过…… The next second, this sword wanted husband in towards oneself to pass. 下一秒钟,她这一剑想要朝自己的夫君切过去了。 Because this hooligan seizes the chance to rub her buttocks unexpectedly, but also thinks of an innocent not careful appearance. 因为这个流氓竟然趁机蹭她的臀儿,还装着一副无辜不小心的样子。 Husband, you are playing the hooligan from dawn to dusk. 夫君,你这是从早到晚都在耍流氓啊。 During the daytime the reality plays the hooligan, in the evening in the sleep plays the hooligan. 白天现实耍流氓,晚上睡梦中耍流氓。 ...... …… The confrontation of this flash, as if electric light thunder fire. 这一瞬间的交锋,仿佛电光雷火。 The Xu Qianqian’s cheek is instantaneously red, the vision is full of the anger. 徐芊芊的脸蛋瞬间通红,目光充满怒火。 Zhang Jin whole body murderous aura bursts out, makes a fist the hemorrhage. 张晋全身杀气迸发,握拳出血。 However...... 然而…… Merely after three seconds, these two people forced themselves calmly. 仅仅三秒钟之后,这两个人就强迫自己冷静了下来。 Because, today is their engagement feast. 因为,今天是他们的订婚宴。 Shen Lang this bastard can tear to pieces the facial skin unscrupulously, but they not. 沈浪这个混蛋可以肆无忌惮地撕破脸皮,但他们不可以。 „Two come.” Xu Qianqian said. “两位请进。”徐芊芊道。 She must pretend anything not to happen to be the same, the gold coin that even Shen Lang gives cannot also go back. 她还要装作什么事情都没有发生一样,甚至沈浪给的这笔金币都不能还回去。 If you dare, the Shen Lang mouth not to know that will say is coarse. 你要是敢还,沈浪嘴里还不知道会说出多么难听的话。 What plays a flute to play an instrument and sing to add money, any roof firewood room must add money. 什么吹箫弹唱要加钱,什么屋顶柴房要加钱。 „A while gives Young Lady Jin to propose a toast.” Xu Qianqian said, then welcomed fast to the next guest, her one second in front of Shen Lang does not want to be dull. “一会儿来给金小姐敬酒。”徐芊芊道,然后飞快迎向下一个客人,在沈浪面前她一秒钟都不想多呆。 Shen Lang is holding Mulan's, walks toward the hall. 沈浪牵着木兰的手,朝着大厅内走去。 ...... …… Shen Lang and gold/metal Mulan's arrives, as if a signal, told these great people, you can enter the stage. 沈浪和金木兰的到来,仿佛一个信号,告诉那些大人物,你们可以出场了。 Following enters the stage, is Sir Ning Boqu who the monarch weaves the mansion, holds the post of the weaving mansion third hand. 接下来一个出场的,便是国君织造府的宁博渠大人,担任织造府的第三把手。 But this Xu Family parents, do not look at his government position Fifth Rank, but is like the ancestor in the Xu Family eye. 这位可是徐家的衣食父母啊,别看他的官职才五品,但在徐家眼中却和祖宗一样。 The Kingdom of Yue’s country surname is peaceful, then this Sir Ning Boqu and monarch do have the relations? 越国的国姓是宁,那么这位宁博渠大人和国君有没有关系呢？ Has the little, probably 200 years ago is one that type. 有一点点,大概二百年前是一家那种。 This Sir Ning Boqu arrives, the people on the scene set out to greet in abundance. 这位宁博渠大人一到,在场众人纷纷起身迎接。 But Shen Lang and Jin Mulan, sit motionlessly. 而沈浪和金木兰,都坐着一动不动。 Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian two people, deliver to Sir Ning Boqu the fourth honored position one on the left and other on the right respectfully. 徐光允和徐芊芊二人,一左一右恭敬地将宁博渠大人送到第四尊贵的位置上。 You asked how many Shen Lang and Mulan's position does rank? 你们问沈浪和木兰的位置排名第几？ Ninth! 第九！ Also calculates front, but absolutely and Count of Xuanwu Residence’s status is incompatible. 还算前面,但绝对和玄武伯爵府的地位不符。 This is suppressing us blatantly, Shen Lang felt oneself cannot endure. 这是在公然打压我们啊,沈浪觉得自己不能忍了。 „Count who Advances to the Sea Residence heir apparent, governor's mansion messengers.” “晋海伯爵府世子到,总督府使者到。” The outside person of roll call as if hit the chicken blood to be ordinary, the sound became the abort to be spirited especially, as if voiced the limitless respect from the innermost feelings. 外面唱名之人仿佛打了鸡血一般,声音变得尤为顿挫激昂,仿佛从内心发出了无限敬仰。 Immediately, Zhang Jin, Xu Guangyun, the Xu Qianqian three masters arrive at the entrance directly, welcomed two honored guests. 顿时,张晋,徐光允,徐芊芊三个主人都直接走到大门口,将两个贵客迎了进来。 After these two honored guests come, presented everyone to bend the waist to do obeisance. 这两个贵客进来之后,在场所有人都弯腰拜了下去。 The envoy who the governor's mansion this time sends is not Yan Wuji, but is young people. 总督府这次派来的使者不是言无忌,而是一个年轻人。 This person is called to wish boundless, the nephew of Sir Zhu Rong, the child of Great General who Pacifies the South, was a military commander, had boundless prospects. 此人名字叫祝无边,祝戎大人的侄子,平南大将军之子,是一员武将,前途无量。 Really looks is majestic, majestic. 果然长得雄壮高大,龙行虎步。 But Shen Lang only looked at his one eyes, stares at another person to look. 但沈浪只看了他一眼,就盯着另外一个人看。 This person, is at present the Count of Xuanwu Residence’s mortal enemy, Count who Advances to the Sea Residence heir apparent Tang Yun. 此人,便是目前玄武伯爵府的死敌,晋海伯爵府世子唐允。 Sees his first, Shen Lang has impulsive. 见到他的第一眼,沈浪有一种冲动。 To beat to death Jin Mucong. 想要揍死金木聪。 Taking a look, everyone is the Count Residence’s heir apparent, looks at others many awesome? 瞧瞧,大家都是伯爵府的世子,看人家多牛逼？ Your Jin Mucong waste material? 你金木聪多废材？ Is Tang Yun far more than awesome? 唐允何止是牛逼啊？ The arrogance of this Count who Advances to the Sea Residence heir apparent, must pierce the hat brim simply. 这位晋海伯爵府世子的傲气,简直要将帽檐刺穿了。 He is looks is very graceful, what makes one pay attention is his arrogance. 他是长得很帅,但更让人注意的是他的盛气凌人。 How to describe this arrogance? 怎么形容这种傲气？ Some few words are appropriate. 有一句话非常贴切。 Excuse me, I do not aim at you. I meant that everyone present is the trash! 不好意思,我不是针对你。我是说在座的各位都是垃圾！ But on this Tang Yun heir apparent face and eye, is writing these words frequently. 而这位唐允世子脸上和眼睛里,时时刻刻都在写着这一句话。 I am despising everyone! 我在藐视所有人！ But why does not know, arrogance Zhang Jin, in front of arrogant Tang Yun, displays very courteously. 但不知道为何,傲气的张晋,在盛气凌人的唐允面前,表现得非常谦恭。 Wishing the boundless status was good enough. 祝无边身份够牛了吧。 His uncle is Governor Heavenly South Province, his father is Great General who Pacifies the South, but he fell behind the Tang Yun half step unexpectedly slightly. 他的伯父是天南行省总督,他的父亲是平南大将军,但是他竟然微微落后了唐允半步。 But City Lord Liu Wuyan that the successful candidate comes, a vision of worship is looking at this Tang Yun unexpectedly. 而进士出身的柳无岩城主,竟然一副崇拜的目光望着这唐允。 Shen Lang asked: „Wife, is I leads, does he lead?” 沈浪问道:“娘子,是我帅,还是他帅？” Mulan said: „You lead.” 木兰道:“你帅。” Shen Lang said: „His why such awesome?” 沈浪道:“那他凭什么这么牛逼？” Mulan said: „He is not only the Count who Advances to the Sea Residence heir apparent, is the civil and military double successful candidate, this year the metropolitan examination ranks third, palace examination fourth.” 木兰道:“他不但是晋海伯爵府世子,还是文武双进士,今年会试排名第三,殿试第四。” day! 日！ That also was really awesome soars to the heavens. 那还真是牛逼冲天了。 Facial expression that no wonder presents everyone is the trash. 难怪一副在座诸位都是垃圾的神情。 As for Shen Lang this little son in law who takes wife's name in the Tang Yun eye, is only Passerby A that a name does not have. 至于沈浪这个小小赘婿在唐允眼中,就只是一个名字都不配有的路人甲。 This made Shen Lang very uncomfortable. 这就让沈浪很不爽了啊。 You exhibit an appearance of such skirt, when I don't exist?! 你摆出一副这么屌的样子,当我不存在啊？！ In Xuanwu City cannot have compared with my Shen Lang awesome person. 玄武城内就不能有比我沈浪更牛逼的人。 ...... …… Note: Also is 3500 characters! everyone big master, recommendation ticket to me? 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