The night falls. 夜幕降临。 One team of cavalries are escorting Shen Lang and gold/metal Mulan's carriage, having the special rhythm to gallop. 一队骑兵护送着沈浪和金木兰的马车,带着特殊的节奏驰骋。 Quick must arrive Zhang Jin home the old dwelling. 很快就要到张晋家的老宅了。 „Wife, a while should not be anxious.” Shen Lang said. “娘子,一会儿你千万不要紧张啊。”沈浪道。 Mulan said: „Good.” 木兰道:“好。” Shen Lang said: „I know that I am very graceful, will result in the quite tremendous pressure on you, but you could rest assured that you can be joined to from the face value purely my, you don't from inexpensive ashamed vulgar, must put out the stance of your first beautiful woman to come out.” 沈浪道:“我知道我很帅,会给你造成比较大的压力,但是你放心,单纯从颜值上你还是配得上我的,你千万别自贱惭俗,一定要拿出你第一美人的架势出来。” Mulan turns immediately the face one side. 木兰顿时把脸扭到一边去。 „You must remember frequently, you are the Xuanwu City first beautiful woman, the Raging River County first beautiful woman, the Heavenly South Province first beautiful woman.” Shen Lang said layer on layer/heavily. “你要时刻都记住,你是玄武城第一美人,怒江郡第一美人,天南行省第一美人。”沈浪重重道。 Mulan said: „Yes, you feel relieved husband, I support certainly the gathering place to you, will not make you lose face.” 木兰道:“是,你放心夫君,我一定给你撑住场子,不会让你丢了面子。” „This was right.” Shen Lang said: „I must let present all men to be jealous spit blood, my side has such a beautiful noble wife, stature so fiery, martial arts is so high, although I have not rested, but others do not know.” “这就对了。”沈浪道:“我一定要让在场所有的男人都妒忌得吐血,我身边有一个这么美丽高贵的妻子,身材还那么火爆,武功还那么高,尽管我还没有睡到,但是别人不知道啊。” Mulan is driven beyond the limits of forbearance, the white hands place on the Shen Lang’s waist. He does not hit husband, does not represent cannot pinch. 木兰忍无可忍,玉手放在沈浪的腰上。他不打夫君,不代表不可以掐。 Shen Lang does not dare to move the body, but can actually walk tall, inspires, immediately was left the beautiful woman evil clutches two centimeters by own loin. 沈浪不敢移动身体,但却可以挺直腰杆,吸一口气,顿时让自己的腰肉离开玉女魔爪两厘米。 „As for me, asking the wife to feel relieved, certain steamroll presented all men, making all women be jealous you to the eyeball wish one could to explode.” Shen Lang pats the chest to say. “至于我,请娘子放心,一定碾压在场所有男人,让所有的女人都妒忌你得眼球恨不得爆开。”沈浪拍着胸膛道。 Mulan does not want to manage him. 木兰不想理他。 Her whole life most does not like competes, always does not need to compete. 她这辈子最不喜欢的就是攀比,也从来都不需要攀比。 However does not have the means that marries man who such a love competed. 但是没有办法,嫁给了这么一个爱攀比的男人。 Good vanity appearance. 好虚荣的样子。 That side Shen Lang, actually entered the life sigh. 沈浪那边,却进入了人生感叹。 „Oh, the life is a competing process, in nang, compared with other insect strong tours quick, this has the opportunity to turn into the person, otherwise forever is only a tadpole.” “唉,人生就是一个攀比的过程啊,在嚢中的时候,要比其他的虫子强壮游得快,这样才有机会变成人,否则永远都只是一只蝌蚪。” „After living, be more intelligent than other children.” “生出来之后,要比其他孩子聪明漂亮。” „After growing up, be more graceful than others, is more outstanding than others.” “长大之后又要比别人帅,比别人优秀。” „After being grown, whose husband also compared with make money many, whose wife is more attractive, whose child is more intelligent.” “成年之后,又要比谁的丈夫赚钱多,比谁的妻子漂亮火辣,比谁的孩子聪明伶俐。” „After old, whose child prospect also be more filial.” “年迈了之后,又要比谁的孩子更出息更孝顺。” „The life of person is competing, the generation after generation, not lack.” “人的一生都在攀比,子子孙孙,无穷匮也。” „Person , if no superiority feeling, does not go on living, therefore the person like staying together with the bad person who mix.” “人若没有优越感,是活不下去的,所以人都喜欢和比自己混的差的人呆在一起。” Mulan turns the head to look at this time toward Shen Lang. 木兰此时转头朝沈浪望来。 His husband is this, sees clearly the worldly affairs, greatly vulgar Daya. 他的这个夫君就是这样,洞察世情,大俗大雅。 Her cannot help but warmly said: „Husband, everything does not need to look passes, is more muddled is quite joyful.” 她不由得温柔道:“夫君,凡事也不用看得太透,糊涂一些比较快乐。” Shen Lang turns the head saying: „I am very joyful! Because I and others compete have not lost, I am winning forever, no matter compares any me to win, hahahaha!” 沈浪转过头来道:“我很快乐啊！因为我和别人攀比就没有输过,我永远都在赢啊,不管比什么我都赢啊,哈哈哈哈！” Mulan has turned head, paid no attention to him thoroughly. 木兰扭过头去,彻底不理他了。 Outside Jin Hui could not bear, said: „Does Son-in-Law, you also win compared with martial arts?” 外面的金晦忍不住了,道:“姑爷,比武功你也赢吗？” „Wins, naturally wins.” Shen Lang said: „My wife is so fierce, our couple body, wife's martial arts is my martial arts.” “赢啊,当然赢。”沈浪道:“我娘子这么厉害,我们夫妻一体,娘子的武功就是我的武功啊。” Immediately, outside controls Jin Hui of carriage to feel own some are unable to breathe. 顿时,外面驾驭马车的金晦觉得自己有些无法呼吸。 Because in the air seems filling the boundless show air/Qi, breathes one to burn the bottom of one's heart. 因为空气中都仿佛弥漫着无边的骚气,呼吸一口都会灼伤肺腑啊。 However Mulan and Jin Hui in the heart were actually full of confidence at this time. 不过木兰和金晦此时心中却充满了信心。 Had such Son-in-Law, perhaps tonight this fierce battle, he really can the steamroll audience. 有了这样的姑爷,今天晚上这场恶战,说不定他真的能够碾压全场。 Shen Lang at this moment, the real whole body was full of the fight desire. 此刻的沈浪,真的浑身都充满了战斗欲。 However he has not entered the tense feeling in tiger's den completely solitarily, instead filled with the anticipation. 但是他完全没有只身入虎穴的紧张感,反而充满了期待。 A shark roaming enters the lake, the feeling of soon slaughtering. 有一种鲨鱼游进湖泊,即将大开杀戒的感觉。 „Three minutes enter the battlefield.” “还有三分钟进入战场。” „Two minutes.” “两分钟。” „One minute!” “一分钟！” The Shen Lang’s carriage stops. 沈浪的马车停下。 Arrived Zhang Family old dwelling that holds the wedding banquet. 到了举办婚宴的张家老宅。 The battlefield has arrived! 战场已到！ ...... …… Shen Lang almost comes latest one. 沈浪几乎是来得最晚的一个。 Almost! 几乎啊！ Because two people will install to compel compared with him, wants the next to last act. 因为还有两个人比他更加会装逼,要压轴才到。 But at this time in the courtyard, the guest is floating about like clouds. 但此时院子里面,已经宾客如云。 Raging River County, Yangwu County periphery all powerful official families, almost catch the whole lot in a dragnet extremely. 怒江郡,阳武郡极其周围所有的权贵家眷,几乎一网打尽。 City Lord Liu Wuyan, can only vanish however in the people. 柳无岩城主,都只能泯然于众人之中。 „Miss Count of Xuanwu Residence Jin Mulan, Son-in-Law Shen Lang!” “玄武伯爵府小姐金木兰,姑爷沈浪到！” The carriage just arrived at the front door, immediately some people shout. 马车刚刚到了大门,立刻就有人喊道。 Shen Lang instantaneous vigilance. 沈浪瞬间警觉。 This inside has the plot. 这里面有阴谋。 Because the person of roll call also joined his Shen Lang’s name unexpectedly, this is not extremely normal. 因为唱名之人竟然把他沈浪的名字也加入了进去,这极其不正常。 According to the truth, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian are hostile to Shen Lang extremely, certainly will go all out to trample his dignity, therefore roll call time either only called the gold/metal Mulan's name, even if Shen Lang, will still certainly emphasize the son in law who takes wife's name son in addition. 按照道理,张晋和徐芊芊都极度敌视沈浪,一定会拼命践踏他的尊严,所以唱名的时候要么只喊金木兰的名字,就算加上沈浪,也一定会着重强调赘婿儿子。 However, they do not have to do this, raises the Shen Lang’s status vague, this has certainly the plot. 但是,他们没有这样做,若有若无地抬高沈浪的身份,这一定有阴谋。 Has saying that the Shen Lang’s heart is really similar to the hair exquisitely generally sharp. 不得不说,沈浪的心真是如同毛发一般细腻锐利啊。 Just shouted he and Jin Mulan name time, in the courtyard all exchanging greetings, all chitchatting finished. 刚刚喊出他和金木兰名字的时候,院子里面所有的寒暄,所有的攀谈全部结束了。 Everyone's vision, looks toward the Shen Lang two people. 所有人的目光,都朝着沈浪二人望来。 Naturally is not because he leads, because he is too famous. 当然不是因为他帅,而是因为他太有名。 Moreover in the guest heart that attended the engagement feast was clear, this besieges the Count of Xuanwu Residence’s prelude. 而且出席订婚宴的宾客心中都清楚,这是围攻玄武伯爵府的前奏。 Shen Lang is holding Mulan's, went down the carriage, enjoys the feeling of being a focus of public attention. 沈浪牵着木兰的手,走下了马车,享受万众瞩目的感觉。 But in the meantime! 而就在此时！ But a big wave enemy fast to! 一大波敌人飞快而至！ ...... …… A turbulent woman directly to/clashes, blocks in front of Shen Lang’s. 一个波涛汹涌的女人直接冲过来,拦在沈浪的面前。 This woman very inferior colorful custom, very inexpensive enchantment. 这个女人非常低劣的艳俗,非常廉价的妖娆。 From her appearance, the manner can distinguish her status clearly. 从她的打扮,举止都可以让人清晰地识别出她的身份。 Prostitutes, over is 30 years old. 娼妇,超过三十岁了。 Moreover that very low level that the package night price are not most over half silver coin. 而且还是那种很低级的那种,包夜价钱最多不超过半个银币。 „My dear, the slave finally found you.” This prostitute is looking at Shen Lang pleasantly surprised, loudly said: „Days in Orchid Mountain City, you and slave love was tangled up, to rest and fly together, really made the slave unable to forget for a lifetime.” “郎君,奴家终于找到了你啊。”这个娼妇惊喜地望着沈浪,大声道:“前几日在兰山城,您和奴家恩爱缠绵,双宿双飞,真是让奴家一辈子都忘不了。” The information of these words is, Shen Lang in Orchid Mountain City insultingly intimate / prostitute, moreover this and other despicable goods. 这句话的信息是,沈浪在兰山城狎/妓,而且还是这等下贱货色。 Shen Lang stands in same place, watches her performance. 沈浪站在原地,看着她的表演。 That prostitute traditional woman ethics: „Beloved Shen, you added that I on bed compared with your wife, said that she is the dead fish wood/blockhead same does not have the least bit to respond together, I make you want to live to want. Added that you and wife are strange bedfellows, she refers to erratically has other man, wore the green hat to you.” 那个娼妇道:“沈郎,你还说我在床上比你娘子强多了,说她就是一块死鱼木头一样没有半点反应,我却让你欲生欲死。还说你和娘子同床异梦,她心里指不定有别的男人,给你戴了绿帽。” The Shen Lang eye shrinks, in the Mulan beautiful pupil has the little anger. 沈浪眼睛一缩,木兰美眸内有一点点怒火。 That prostitute traditional woman ethics: „Beloved Shen you have promised me, must receive Xuanwu City me, treats as concubine to raise, you also gave me the personal faith token.” 那个娼妇道:“沈郎你答应过我的,要将我接到玄武城,当作外室养起来,你还把贴身信物送给我了。” Then, this prostitute held up a longevity lock pendant worn by children, above is printing a wave character. 说罢,这个娼妇举起了一个长命锁,上面印着一个浪字。 Right, this also is really Shen Lang the longevity lock pendant worn by children that from small wears personal, the father builds to him personally. 没错,这还真是沈浪从小贴身佩戴的长命锁,父亲亲手给他打造的。 Later this longevity lock pendant worn by children should fall on Xu Family. 之后这个长命锁应该落在徐家了。 „Beloved Shen, I waited so many days, how don't you come to meet me?” Prostitute plaintive say/way. “沈郎,我等了这么多天,你怎么都不过来接我啊？”娼妇哀怨道。 Shen Lang knits the brows. 沈浪皱眉。 „Beloved Shen, you also are really a heartless man (Han).” The prostitutes however want to sob to say quiet: „On the same day you really should not devastate with Jin Mucong my, harms my three days unable to get up.” “沈郎,你还真是一个负心汉啊。”娼妇幽然欲泣道:“当日你真不该和金木聪一起蹂躏我的,害得我三天都起不来啊。” This was quite disgusting. 这就比较恶心了。 Presents everyone, even the performance, must perform a feeling of disgusting dislike. 在场所有人,就算表演,也要演出一股恶心厌恶的感觉。 „Beloved Shen, although you so handsome uncommon, outstanding, but...... you must pay in full that night over night fee/spent, sports with prostitutes must eventually to money, you that night not only ate my one bowl of noodles, but also devastated my seven times, next day my every day sunflower you did not let off, this was must add money.” “沈郎虽然你如此英俊不凡,出类拔萃,但是……你也要付清那天晚上的过夜费啊,狎妓终究要给钱的啊,你那天晚上不但吃我一碗面,还蹂躏了我七次,第二天我见天葵了你也不放过,这是要加钱的。” This was more disgusting, almost makes one sick. 这就更恶心了,几乎让人作呕。 Make people think that Shen Lang is dreadful, looks such vulgar inferior prostitute, came the day sunflower not to let off including her, simply was a nausea beast. 让人觉得沈浪猥琐下贱,去找这样庸俗不堪的下等娼妇,连她来天葵了还不放过,简直是一个恶心之极的禽兽。 What is obscene, he has not paid money. 更下流的是,他还不付钱。 Xu Guangyun to Shen Lang’s this gift on first meeting, even if besieges his wheting the appetite excrement tonight? 徐光允给沈浪的这个见面礼,就算是今天晚上围攻他的开胃屎了？ Meets the rusticity, moreover really does not have the bottom line sense of honor. 非常接地气啊,而且果然没有底线廉耻啊。 This move cannot offend somebody, but can actually the disgusting person. 这招不能伤人,但是却能够恶心人。 As if stepped on dogshit, flings cannot throw off. 就仿佛踩上了狗屎,甩也甩不掉。 Moreover is almost the non-solution. 而且几乎是无解的。 Shen Lang deals no matter how, is wrong, does not wash cleanly. 沈浪不管怎么应对,都是错的,都洗不干净。 Xu Guangyun this also by other say/way also body. 徐光允这也是以彼之道还施彼身了。 Before Shen Lang writing a book slandered Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian’s reputation, was almost the same move. 之前沈浪写书污蔑徐光允和徐芊芊的名声,差不多就是同一个招数。 But Shen Lang is quite loftier, camouflaged the behavior of this type of sprinkling excrement water with an attainments very high classical famous work. 只不过沈浪比较高雅一些,用一本造诣非常高的经典名著将这种泼粪水的行为伪装了起来。 The people cannot help but full of enthusiasm, looked how Shen Lang deals with this nausea despicable move. 众人不由得兴致勃勃,看沈浪如何应对这恶心之极的下贱招数。 Really almost non-solution. 真是几乎无解啊。 Shen Lang told several toward nearby Jin Hui. 沈浪朝着边上的金晦吩咐了几句。 „Yes.” Jin Hui turns around to depart immediately. “是。”金晦立刻转身离去。 That prostitute saw that Shen Lang really does not have the means that in the heart is self-satisfied immediately. 那个娼妇见到沈浪果然毫无办法,心中顿时更加得意。 This sum of money was gains safely. 这笔钱算是赚稳妥了。 Therefore, she displays overdone, must throw to grasp the Shen Lang’s thigh directly. 于是,她表现得更加过火,直接就要扑过来抱住沈浪的大腿。 „Does my dear, when you take me to get married? You when that night over night to spend Fudiao?” “郎君啊,你什么时候接我过门啊？你什么时候把那天晚上的过夜费付掉啊？” Shen Lang has not gotten angry, instead is benign, sound warmly said: „Did this elder sister, how many over night fees I owe your night?” 沈浪没有发怒,反而和颜悦色,声音温柔道:“这位姐姐,我那天晚上欠了你多少过夜费啊？” This saying, everyone is surprised. 这话一出,所有人惊讶。 What repertoire Shen Lang are you? 沈浪你这是什么套路啊？ You instead acknowledged that this barrel of excrement water pouring in own on? 你反而自己承认了,将这一桶粪水浇在自己头上？ That prostitute traditional woman ethics: „You and Jin Mucong two people, played my 13 times, the additional heaven sunflower sees the blood, a total of five silver coins.” 那个娼妇道:“你和金木聪两个人,玩了我十三次,加上天葵见血,总共五个银币。” „Five silver coins?” Shen Lang warmly said: „I give you ten gold coins, is good?” “五个银币是吧？”沈浪更温柔道:“那我给你十个金币,好不好？” Then, he pulled out ten gold coins to give this prostitute. 然后,他掏出了十个金币给这个娼妇。 The prostitute great happiness, received this sum of money. 娼妇大喜,接过了这笔钱。 In her heart filled to Shen Lang immediately disdained and despised. 她心中对沈浪顿时充满了不屑和鄙夷。 Useless pretty boy, if really to waste. You think that to my sum of money, will I change a statement you to be pure? 没用的小白脸,果真是给废物。你以为给了我这笔钱,我就会改口还你清白？ Has a dream! 做梦吧！ Because Xu Family will give me more money. 因为徐家会给我更多的钱。 Shen Lang said: „Does this elder sister, how many you receive a guest price normally a time is?” 沈浪道:“这位姐姐,你正常接客一次的价钱是多少啊？” Prostitute traditional woman ethics: „Half silver coin, but you and Jin Mucong are two people, moreover plays me injured the hemorrhage, must therefore add money.” 娼妇道:“半个银币,但是你和金木聪是两个人,而且玩得我受伤出血,所以才要加钱。” Shen Lang said: „I give you ten gold coins, is equivalent to 200 silver coins, deducts owes your five silver coins, but also is left over 195, in other words enough you meet guests the 390 times is right?” 沈浪道:“那我给你十个金币,相当于二百个银币,扣掉欠你的五个银币,还剩下一百九十五,也就是说足够你接三百九十次客人对吗？” Shen Lang’s sound gradually cold, the vision also fills ice-cold smiling. 沈浪的声音渐渐冷了起来,目光也充满冰冷的笑。 „Jin Hui, the belt/bring comes up!” Shen Lang orders. “金晦,带上来！”沈浪一声令下。 Immediately, the Count Residence’s cavalry led twenty beggars and tramps. 顿时,伯爵府的骑兵将二十几个乞丐和流浪汉带了进来。 Every holds the feast one time, the surroundings most do not lack is the beggar and tramp, because will then have many food to waste, to express main will of the people good these food can bestow. 每一次办宴,周围最不缺的就是乞丐和流浪汉,因为接下来会有很多食物会浪费,为了表示主人心善这些食物都会施舍出去。 Therefore Shen Lang a while decides to pack, does not give up food, but feared the darling daughter-in-law saliva was eaten by others. 所以沈浪一会儿决定打包,不是舍不得食物,而是怕宝贝媳妇的口水被别人吃到。 These beggar tramp whole body odors, at least several months had not taken a bath, some also steadily malignant ulcer. 这些乞丐流浪汉浑身恶臭,至少有几个月没有洗澡了,有的还长着恶疮。 They do not dare to look at beautiful on the scene such as angel Jin Mulan, but looks to the vision of that prostitute is generally violent like the flame. 他们不敢看在场美如天仙的金木兰,但是望向那个娼妇的目光如同火焰一般猛烈。 Shen Lang said toward these twenty beggar tramps: „Does big brother everyone, this woman you like?” 沈浪朝着这二十几个乞丐流浪汉道:“诸位大哥,这个女人你们喜欢吗？” These beggar and tramp eyes were green. 这些乞丐和流浪汉眼睛都绿了。 Present they let alone are the women, even if saw that the sow still felt the double-fold eyelid. 现在的他们别说是女人,就算见到母猪也觉得是双眼皮的啊。 Let alone at present this prostitute, simply is...... the delicacy incomparable big fat pig's feet meat. 更何况眼前这个娼妇,简直就是……美味无比的大肥猪蹄肉啊。 „Likes, likes!” “喜欢,喜欢！” „Villain has a dream cannot want woman like this.” “小人做梦都不敢想这样的女人。” Shen Lang said: „Today I treat, each of you can play ten times!” 沈浪道:“今天我请客,你们每个人能够玩十次！” Immediately, these twenty tramps and beggars rush over toward this prostitute. 顿时,这二十几个流浪汉和乞丐朝着这个娼妇冲了过去。 Lifts her plentiful body, walks toward outside. 将她丰腴的身体抬起来,朝着外面走去。 This prostitute is frightened out of one's wits. 这个娼妇魂飞魄散。 This...... this is can die. 这……这是会死的啊。 Twenty tramps and beggars, will really kill her while still alive. 二十几个流浪汉和乞丐,真的会将她活活弄死的。 Certainly will die, moreover dies a tragic death. 一定会死的,而且死得很惨。 „Help, help......” prostitute screamed sad and shrill. “救命啊,救命啊……”娼妇凄厉尖叫。 However, the Count of Xuanwu Residence’s warrior platoon becomes a human wall, no one could save her. 然而,玄武伯爵府的武士排成一道人墙,谁也救不了她。 Shen Lang said: „I have paid money, you must receive a guest, perfectly justified.” 沈浪道:“我已经付钱了,你就要接客啊,天经地义。” This prostitute frightens the whole body to tremble, almost the body waste is uneven. 这娼妇吓得浑身战栗,几乎屎尿齐出。 „Xu Family Steward, help, I work for you slander Young Master Shen Lang, help......” “徐管家,救命啊,我是为你做事才去污蔑沈浪公子,救命啊……” ...... …… Note: Also is 3600 characters, the everyone benefactor, gives me the bill! 注:又是三千六百字,诸位恩公,给我票票呀！ That year thanks 40,000 coins that pursued you to run to hit to enjoy. 谢谢那年追着你跑的四万币打赏。