HSH :: Volume #1

#83: Chilean idea unparalleled Benefactor Shen! Strikes the sure-kill


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This appearance dreadful pornographic picture big shot thought that some consciences feel sorry, a truth gushes out. 这位长相猥琐的春画大佬觉得有些良心过意不去,一句真话喷薄而出。 Young Master Shen, you also are really sinister......” 沈公子,您还真是阴险……” Un?” The Shen Lang handsome and ice-cold vision looks. “嗯?”沈浪英俊而又冰冷的目光望过来。 Deng Xian says immediately: No, no, Benefactor Shen you also are really the wisdom idea unparalleled!” 邓先立刻道:“不,不,沈恩公您还真是智计无双啊!” ...... …… Zhu Wenhua leads 200 students, to/clashes enormously and powerful. 祝文华带着二百名书生,浩浩荡荡地冲来。 On the side of him in the heart is calculating this expenditure, everyone took three silver coins, in addition almost to take 30 gold coins on average. 他一边心中计算着这次的花费,每个人平均要三个银币,加起来差不多要三十金币了。 Changes into the average person unable to play such big writing skill. 换成普通人根本玩不起这么大的手笔。 But regarding his Zhu Wenhua, this sum of money cannot be regarded anything. 但对于他祝文华而言,这笔钱根本算不得什么。 Although is in the evening, but the momentum of this group of people was too vast, Orchid Mountain City civilian cannot help but surprise, then the people of some brave good deeds in abundance with. 尽管是晚上,但这群人的声势太浩大了,兰山城的平民不由得诧异,然后有些胆大好事之人纷纷跟了上来。 Haha, our ignorant people go on stage. 哈哈,我们无知民众又上场啦。 Waits to rush to front of spring scenery bookstore time, has over a thousand people. 等冲到春色书坊面前的时候,已经足足有上千人了。 Moreover, City Lord Li Fang also sent over a hundred common soldiers to come to maintain the order secretly. 不仅如此,李芳城主还暗自派遣了上百名兵士前来维护秩序。 But he waits for the performance of good play in City Lord Residence. 而他自己则在城主府内等待好戏的上演。 Shen Lang, do not disappoint me!” 沈浪,你千万不要让我失望啊!” After this Sir City Lord read the Shen Lang’s book , was he separates the book spiritual bond. 这位城主大人看了沈浪的书后,也算是和他隔书神交了。 In one book peeps the feeling of person. 有一种书中窥人的感觉。 He deeply felt, Shen Lang definitely is a very dissolute Yin person. 他深深地觉得,沈浪肯定是一个非常浪荡的阴人啊。 ...... …… After two quarters ! 两刻钟后! Over a thousand people surround watertight Deng Xian bookstore. 上千人将邓先书坊包围得水泄不通。 Deng Xian, comes out!” 邓先,出来!” Zhu Wenhua has not shouted propaganda, but hidden in the crowd, the status is precious, acts with constraint very much. 祝文华没有喊话,而是隐藏在人群之中,身份贵重,矜持得很。 What frontline propaganda is his top running dog, scholar Wang Shiming. 喊话的是他手下的头号走狗,秀才汪世明 After the moment, the bookstore gate opens, Deng Xian walked, his complexion frightened probably green. 片刻后,书坊的门打开,邓先走了出来,他的脸色好像都吓绿了。 everyone...... has, what matter has? Unexpectedly so big weaponry?” 诸位……有,有何事啊?竟然如此大的阵仗?” Top running dog Wang Shiming said: Deng Xian, you know that you did make the huge mistake?” 头号走狗汪世明道:“邓先,你知道你犯了何等天大之错误吗?” Deng Xian said: Villain does not know.” 邓先道:“小人不知啊。” The Zhu Wenhua running dog said: Boundless Love Affair this grade of obscene book you dare to leave, doesn't this torment the minds of our scholar? You with the entire Orchid Mountain City scholar are being an enemy.” 祝文华走狗道:“风月无边这等下流的书你都敢出,这不是荼毒我们读书人的心灵吗?你这是在和整个兰山城的读书人为敌啊。” Bah!” “呸!” In the Deng Xian heart spat one secretly. 邓先心中暗啐了一口。 Most is not concerned about face was your scholars, today that more than 3000 Boundless Love Affair, 1/3 are your scholars buys at least. 最不要脸的就是你们这些读书人了,今天那三千多本风月无边,起码有三分之一是你们这些读书人买走的。 Moreover several people buy shortly after the book, walked toward the prostitute hall. 而且好几个人买完书不久后,就朝着妓馆走去了。 Do not ask how Deng Xian knows, because several prostitute hall bosses in city sent the basket of flowers. 别问邓先是怎么知道的,因为城里的几个妓馆老板都送来花篮了。 A few words that Boss Li in biggest prostitute hall spoke, explained the truth directly. 最大妓馆的李老板说的一句话,直接道明了真相。 Our wife and children washed the time of ass not to have red continually.” “我们家小红连洗腚的时间都没有了。” Now keeps on proclaiming torments your minds? 现在口口声声荼毒你们的心灵? On you that dirty mind, but also has a need for me tormenting? 就你们那么肮脏的心灵,还用得着我荼毒吗? Rubbish with him, this type of becoming greedy at the sight of money thing is vulgar, spoke with him wastes time.” “别跟他废话了,这种见钱眼开的东西庸俗不堪,和他说话只是白费口舌。” Zhu Wenhua’s running dog Wang Shiming said: Deng Xian, we give under you now the ultimatum, immediately hands over completely «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus», is working as everyone's surface overburning.” 祝文华的走狗汪世明道:“邓先,现在我们给你下最后通牒,立刻把《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》全部交出来,当着所有人的面烧毁。” Deng Xian bitter and astringent say/way: „The everyone master, my family this book, really has not really had now!” 邓先苦涩道:“诸位爷,我家现在真的没有这本书啊,真的没有啊!” Wang Shiming cold sound said: „Do you regard the fool us? Really proposes a toast does not eat to be made to drink as a forfeit.” 汪世明寒声道:“你这是把我们当成傻子吗?真是敬酒不吃吃罚酒啊。” Shen Lang that despicable disciple, why does not have his trash poisonous weeds in Xuanwu City, for torments our Orchid Mountain City, for must ruin our Orchid Mountain literary arenas.” 沈浪那个卑劣之徒,为何不在玄武城出他那本垃圾大毒草,就是为了来荼毒我们兰山城,就是为了要毁掉我们的兰山文坛。” This is a plot, Shen Lang that has neither learning nor skill, the plot of mean and shameless.” “这是一个阴谋,沈浪那个不学无术,卑鄙无耻狗贼的阴谋。” Come, to pounded bookstore of this despicable merchant, burnt Shen Lang’s that poisonous weeds completely.” “来啊,冲进去把这个卑劣商人的书坊砸了,将沈浪的那本大毒草全部烧了。” Wang Shiming shouted shouts oneself hoarse. 汪世明喊得嘶声力竭。 Running dog Wang Shiming raises the arm to shout loudly, then pushed to the front. 走狗汪世明振臂高呼,然后一马当先冲了进去。 From beginning to end, is this running dog Wang Shiming is handling matters. 从头到尾,都是这个走狗汪世明在办事。 The Zhu Wenhua solemn big talented person, hundred years of aristocrat young master, naturally must care about oneself image. 祝文华堂堂大才子,百年贵族公子,当然要顾及自己的形象。 But this running dog Wang Shiming is accepted as the scholar with great difficulty, wants to be selected is actually not easy. Is his family also ordinary, what to do wants to fill of enjoyment head? 而这个走狗汪世明好不容易考上秀才,想要中举却是不容易。偏偏他家境又一般,想要吃香喝辣出人头地怎么办? Naturally was the running dog to the powerful official. 当然是给权贵做走狗了。 But powerful official who he can be close, also only then Zhu Wenhua, he became the Zhu Wenhua’s loyal dog naturally, since then lived on the life of sumptuous lifestyle. 而他能够接近的权贵,也就只有祝文华了,自然而然他就成为了祝文华的忠犬,从此过上了锦衣玉食的生活。 Today this running dog displays good as always, Zhu Wenhua is very satisfied. 今天这个走狗表现一如既往的好,祝文华很满意。 The additional money, must add money! 加钱,要加钱! Clash/To!” “冲啊!” Under leadership of running dog Wang Shiming, 100-200 students rush over directly. 在走狗汪世明的率领下,100-200名书生直接冲了过去。 Deng Xian shouts greatly: Not, really not!” 邓先大喊道:“不可以,真的不可以啊!” He goes all out to block these students. 他拼命想要挡住这些书生。 However, where he and several waiters can block these 100-200 students. 但是,他和几个伙计又哪里挡得住这100-200名书生啊。 „The everyone master, listening to me saying that listening to me saying that you do this to bring the big trouble!” Deng Xian shouts greatly. 诸位爷,听我说,听我说,你们这样做会闯下大祸的啊!”邓先大喊道。 Immediately Zhu Wenhua disdains to smile. 顿时祝文华不屑一笑。 Brings the big trouble? 闯下大祸? Excuse me, here is Orchid Mountain City, is not Xuanwu City. 拜托,这里是兰山城,不是玄武城 Even Xuanwu City, now the new deal crest of wave is so fierce, Count of Xuanwu wishes one could to shrink in the tortoiseshell the head completely. 就算是玄武城,现在新政风头那么猛,玄武伯爵恨不得将脑袋完全缩进乌龟壳里面。 Shen Lang is only a Count mansion son in law who takes wife's name, lowly thing of being able to amount to something. 沈浪只是伯爵府一个赘婿而已,上不了台面的卑贱东西。 Like this book of person, burnt also on the fever. 这样人的书,烧也就烧了。 You think that drew in that fat otaku heir apparent Jin Mucong to use? 你以为拉上那个肥宅世子金木聪就又用了吗? Is really innocent! 真是天真幼稚! Burnt your book, hit your face, your Shen Lang least bit method does not have. 烧了你的书,打了你的脸,你沈浪半点法子都没有。 Quick, the spring scenery bookstore front door was wrecked. 很快,春色书坊的大门就被冲倒了。 These 100-200 students flushed cruel generally. 这100-200名书生如狼似虎一般冲了进去。 Pounds to me!” “给我砸!” With order of Zhu Wenhua running dog. 随着祝文华走狗的一声令下。 Immediately, more than 100 students start to pound crazily. 顿时,一百多名书生开始狂砸。 Destroys all that the eye can see completely. 将眼睛能够看到的一切全部砸毁。 This destruction was too crisp. 这种破坏实在太爽了啊。 Naturally, several students pound at the same time, side holds the waist. 当然,有几个书生一边砸,一边扶着腰。 Does not have the means that «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus» was too attractive, looked at them to be bustling, cannot bear look slightly red vented several times. 没有办法啊,《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》太好看了,看得他们热火朝天,忍不住去找小红发泄了好几次。 Now the leg somewhat is soft, the waist somewhat is also sore. 现在腿都还有些软,腰也有些疼啊。 That poisonous weeds?” Running dog Wang Shiming said: Looks to burn down!” “那本大毒草呢?”走狗汪世明道:“找出来烧掉!” Then, more than 100 people start to turn everywhere look. 然后,这一百多人又开始到处翻找。 Entire bookstore leafed through, could not find " Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus » inventory. 整个书坊都翻遍了,都找不到《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》存货。 Is impossible, definitely has, even if digs three chi (0.33 m) still to look.” Running dog Wang Shiming said. “不可能,肯定有,就算掘地三尺也要找出来。”走狗汪世明道。 Looked everywhere the front courtyard, turns looks for the backyard. 找遍了前院,又去翻找后院。 Several minutes later, suddenly some people said pleasantly surprised: Found, found!” 过了几分钟,忽然有人惊喜道:“找到了,找到了!” This Deng Lunhao is sly, hid the book in the underground secret warehouse unexpectedly.” This student exciting say/way. “这邓论好狡猾啊,竟然把书藏在地下秘密仓库里面了。”这个书生兴奋道。 Running dog Wang Shiming walked, discovered that a gate of subsurface storage had opened, he cannot help but walked. 走狗汪世明走了过去,发现一个地下仓库的门已经打开了,他不由得走了进去。 Inside everywhere is the brand-new book, but also brings the inking fragrance. 里面到处都是崭新的书,还带着墨香味。 Every 100 Bunza becomes one bunch, wraps securely with the big oiled paper. 每一百本扎成一捆,用大油纸包好。 On the oiled paper writes several large characters clearly, «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus». 油纸上清清楚楚写着几个大字,《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》。 Dozens big bunches, have more than 2000 books fully. 整整有几十大捆,足足有两千多本啊。 The first bunch has not wrapped securely, lifts the oiled paper to look, inside is really brand-new «Boundless Love Affair of the Golden Lotus». 第一捆还没有包好,掀开油纸一看,里面果然是崭新的《金/瓶/梅之风月无边》。 Running dog Wang Shiming great happiness. 走狗汪世明大喜。 Zhu Wenhua has promised him, so long as found this book, burns down 100 him to attain two silver coins. 祝文华答应过他,只要找到这本书,烧掉一百本他就能够拿到两个银币。 Now more than 2000 books, can harvest forty silver coins, enough his expense several months. 如今这两千多本,足足可以收获四十几个银币,足够他花销好几个月了。 This is the poisonous weeds that traitor Shen Lang writes, all moves, burns down publicly!” Running dog Wang Shiming orders. “这就是奸贼沈浪写的大毒草,全部搬出去,公开烧掉!”走狗汪世明一声令下。 Immediately, several young and vigorous students come, book one after another will move. 顿时,几个年轻力壮的书生进来,将一捆又一捆的书搬了出去。 ...... …… After the quarter of an hour ! 一刻钟后! Twenty bunches of books piled the hill on the avenue of bookstore entrance. 二十几捆书在书坊门口的大街上堆成了小山。 But the people of surrounding onlooking, have 2,000-3,000 people of many. 而周围旁观的民众,已经足足有2,000-3,000人之多了。 Running dog Wang Shiming loudly said: Everyone saw clearly, in this is the poisonous weeds that torments the mind, is the lower reaches vulgar trash book, its existence will only ruin the entire Orchid Mountain City simple and honest atmosphere, will only tarnish the theory of sage.” 走狗汪世明大声道:“大家看清楚了,这里面就是荼毒心灵的大毒草,是下流庸俗的垃圾书,它的存在只会毁掉整个兰山城的淳朴风气,只会玷污圣人的学说。” Now, I work as everyone's surface to burn them completely, but also Orchid Mountain City literary arena ringing universe.” “现在,我就当着所有人的面将它们全部烧了,还兰山城文坛一个朗朗乾坤。” Writing shameless one of the a big slap in the face this poisonous weeds.” “给写出这种大毒草的无耻之徒一个大大的耳光。” Running dog Wang Shiming said, throws the flare to the books in directly. 走狗汪世明说罢,直接将火把丢到书堆之中。 Immediately, ignited the flaming fire. 顿时,燃起了熊熊大火。 In the Zhu Wenhua heart the incomparable comfort, as if each root hair kondow is breathing immediately. 祝文华心中顿时无比的舒爽,仿佛每一根毛孔都在呼吸。 Crisp! 爽啊! Too crisp! 太爽了啊! Shen Lang, how can your book write even? How even sells again well? 沈浪,你的书就算写得好又如何?就算卖得再好又如何? Hadn't been burnt by my person cleanly? 还不是被我的人烧得干干净净? Your all efforts, 你所有的努力,我轻轻一根手指头就全部毁掉了。 The disparity of person and person, is really desperate. 人和人的差距,真是让人绝望啊。 I slightly execute the sub-total. 我只是略施小计而已啊。 My Zhu Wenhua is really a flip of the hand gather the clouds, another flip turns them to rain. 祝文华真是翻手为云覆手为雨啊。 Hahahaha...... 哈哈哈哈…… Zhu Wenhua has started to imagine, once Shen Lang knew that his book was burnt cleanly is what kind of indignation, so despairs? 祝文华已经开始想象,沈浪一旦得知他的书被烧得干干净净是何等的气愤,何等之绝望? However you ability my what? 但是你又能耐我何? Do the law does not punish numerous offenders know? 法不责众知道吗? If 1-2 student fever, that possibly troubled in a big way. 如果是1-2书生烧的,那可能麻烦大了。 But...... 100-200 student fever, then did not have on the least bit matter. 但……100-200个书生烧的,那就半点事情没有了。 With / harmony / Kingdom of Yue, takes making as in a big way. 和/谐/越国,以闹为大。 But at this time, spring scenery bookstore boss Deng Xian threw toward the books suddenly fiercely, shouts loudly: Cannot burn, really cannot burn, quick fire fighting......” 而此时,春色书坊的老板邓先忽然猛地朝书堆扑了过去,大声喊道:“不能烧,真的不能烧啊,快救火啊……” Then, several waiters go forward to splash water desperately the fire fighting. 然后,几个伙计拼命地上前泼水救火。 The running dog Wang Shiming belt/bring person goes forward, drags fiercely Deng Xian. 走狗汪世明带人上前,猛地一把将邓先拖开。 This is the poisonous weeds, who dares to prevent, who is the Orchid Mountain City criminal.” “这是大毒草,谁敢阻止,谁就是兰山城的罪人。” Deng Xian threw, shouts greatly: Who said that this is the poisonous weeds, this is «New deal Imperial edict» that the monarch promulgates, you actually said are the poisonous weeds, moreover burnt completely, this is the guilt of deceiving one's monarch......” 邓先又扑了上去,大喊道:“谁说这是大毒草,这是国君颁布的《新政诏书》啊,你们竟然说是大毒草,而且还全部烧了,这是欺君之罪啊……” This saying. 这话一出。 Zhu Wenhua trembles slightly. 祝文华微微一颤。 The Wang Shiming complexion changes, laughs saying: Profiteer , you actually talked irresponsibly at this time, but also dares to climb up the monarch, really courts death!” 汪世明脸色一变,大笑道:“奸商啊,都这个时候了,你竟然信口开河,还敢攀上国君,真是找死!” Really cracks a joke. 真是开玩笑啊。 Right, the monarch promulgated «New deal Imperial edict», and has tens of thousands characters. 没错,国君是颁布了《新政诏书》,而且足足有几万字。 But allocates forcefully, cannot sell. 但都是强行摊派下去的啊,根本卖不出去的。 Who the average people manage the new deal, this entirely aims at the established aristocrat. 普通人谁管新政啊,这完全是针对老牌贵族的啊。 The normal merchant, who will go to print this losing money thing. 正常一个商人,谁会去印这赔钱玩意啊。 Deng Xian throws not awfully generally, one package of books will rescue. 邓先不要命一般扑上去,将其中一包书抢救了下来。 Why does not know, this package of book anti- fever, how burn cannot burn down. 不知道为何,这包书那么耐烧,怎么烧都烧不掉啊。 Deng Xian the outside big oiled paper will disassemble, spreads out the inside dozens books completely, cries saying: You have a look, this obviously is monarch «New deal Imperial edict», you must slander to become the poisonous weeds actually, but also burnt down completely. The entire more than 2000 books, were burnt down completely, remaining these dozens.” 邓先将外面的大油纸拆开,将里面几十本书全部摊开,大哭道:“你们都看看啊,这明明是国君的《新政诏书》啊,你们硬是要污蔑成为大毒草,还全部烧掉了。整整两千多本啊,全部被烧掉了,就剩下这几十本了。” Monarch, some people bully you!” “国君啊,有人欺您啊!” Comes the person quickly, some people revolted, some people bullied Monarch!” “快来人啊,有人造反了啊,有人欺君了啊!” Immediately, in the air dies the general silence. 顿时,空气中死一般的寂静。 Terrifying wind has blown, making one somewhat frighten directly trembles. 恐怖的风儿刮过,让人直接吓得有些战栗。 ...... …… Note: The everyone graciousness guest, the time of lunch arrived, I want...... the recommendation ticket! 注:诸位恩客,午饭的时间到了,我要……推荐票!
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