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#44: Husband, does not want! The wife, I was wrong!


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Sir Count wanted to teach Shen Lang this bold dissolute well, was mixed by the wife completely. 伯爵大人本来想要好好教训沈浪这个胆大包天的浪荡儿,全部被妻子搅和了。 Now was good, the words of these lessons could not say. 现在好了,那些教训的话也说不出了。 Do the loving mothers do obeisance? 慈母多拜儿啊? Just, usually you to biological son also very ruthless, said that hits hits. 只不过,平常你对亲生儿子也挺狠的啊,说打就打。 How to lose the standpoint before the son-in-law? 怎么在女婿面前就失去了立场了呢? Because his looks is attractive? Because of his sweet-talking? 就因为他长得漂亮?就因为他嘴甜? Saw that the vision of Shen Lang to mother-in-law is ordinary like the lamb, Sir Count does not hit one on the air/Qi. 见到沈浪对岳母的目光如同羊羔一般乖,伯爵大人就气不打一处来。 Your this bad boy, didn't I have the means to you? 你这个坏小子,我难道就对你没有办法了吗? Count big humanity: Shen Lang starting today, you were confined to barracks.” 伯爵大人道:“沈浪从今天开始,你又被禁足了。” ? 啊? Shen Lang one surprised, wasn't this just confined to barracks to finish? 沈浪一愕,这不是刚禁足结束吗? Count big humanity: You can move in the mansion, but can not leave Count mansion one step, heard?” 伯爵大人道:“你可以在府内活动,但不得离开伯爵府一步,听到了没有?” Shen Lang timid say/way: Lord Father-in-Law, when that...... is that confined to barracks?” 沈浪怯怯道:“岳父大人,那……那禁足到什么时候?” Count big humanity: Is confined to barracks me to think can feel relieved your time.” 伯爵大人道:“禁足到我认为可以放心你的时候。” This condition was too fuzzy. 这个条件太模糊了啊。 Shen Lang said: Was inferior that Lord Father-in-Law you said a condition, once I I completed relieved am confined to barracks, for example......” 沈浪道:“不如岳父大人您说出一个条件,我一旦我完成了就解除禁足,比如……” Does not endorse, is not literate, any condition does not have......” Sir Count to hurry loudly said, broke Shen Lang’s to read directly thinks. “不背书,不认字,什么条件都没有……”伯爵大人赶紧大声道,直接断了沈浪的念想。 Hears the condition two characters, in the father-in-law brain was brought back certain not happy recollections. 一听到条件二字,岳父脑子里面就被勾起了某些不愉快的回忆。 Then, Count said: You think that any move useless, starting today you stay in the mansion self-cultivation well to me, when I thought that you will not go out to damage, when I put you to go out.” 接着,伯爵道:“你想什么招都没用,从今天开始你就好好呆在府里面给我修身养性,什么时候我觉得你已经不会出去祸害了,我就什么时候放你出去。” Shen Lang is speechless, Lord Father-in-Law unexpectedly became sly. 沈浪无语,岳父大人竟然变狡猾了。 Can Sir Count not remember the lesson? 伯爵大人能不记住教训吗? Yesterday just ordered to be confined to barracks, making him carry «Jin Family Parental instruction», thinks can let the Shen Lang honest dull at home 1-2 months. 昨天刚下令禁足,让他背《金氏家训》,原本以为能够让沈浪老老实实呆在家里1-2月。 Who knows one night, he carried, Sir Count is clenching teeth to restore him to be free, because he cannot go back on word. 谁知道一夜之间,他就背完了,伯爵大人咬着牙恢复了他自由,因为他不能食言啊。 Shen Lang goes out today, under such big matter on annoying. 没有想到,沈浪今日一出门,就惹下这么大的事。 Although he won, moreover this war plays very attractively. 尽管他是赢了,而且这一战打得很漂亮。 However...... 但是…… This is dangerous! 这多危险啊! Sir Count has been conservative, must not exposed to the soldier risk danger incurs. 伯爵大人一直都是保守的,就见不得兵行险招。 Moreover, he also really worried that Tian Heng, will for a penny and for a pound begin to Shen Lang directly. 而且,他也真担心田横会一不做二不休,直接对沈浪动手。 But this care, he is will not say absolutely. 只不过这种关心,他是绝对不会说出口的。 If makes Shen Lang this bastard know oneself do care about him? Can he ascend the sky? 要是让沈浪这个混蛋知道自己关心他?那他岂不是要上天啊? Everyone obeys orders, starting today, Son-in-Law can not leave the Count mansion half step, no matter who saw that he must go out, must keep off, heard.” Count loudly said: Relieves his being confined to barracks to make till to me officially.” “所有人听令,从今天开始,姑爷不得离开伯爵府半步,不管谁看到他要出门,都要挡回来,听到了没有。”伯爵大声道:“一直到我正式解除他的禁足令为止。” Yes!” Everyone shouted at with one voice. “是!”所有人齐声断喝。 Then is looking at Shen Lang with the strange vision. 然后用怪异的目光望着沈浪 Takes pleasure in others'misfortunes, takes pleasure in others' misfortunes absolutely. 幸灾乐祸,绝对是幸灾乐祸。 ...... …… Heir apparent Jin Mucong is reading the book on military strategy. 世子金木聪在看兵书。 This morning he hit by mother, the heir apparent felt oneself should because of looking at «Shi Jing» is hit. 今天早上他挨母亲打了,世子觉得自己应该是因为看《诗经》而被打的。 Because in Shi Jing has many male and female love verse. 因为诗经里面有很多男女恋爱的诗句。 Therefore, the heir apparent decides to look at the military tactics. 所以,世子决定看兵法。 This will not be always wrong. 这总不会错了吧。 Parents definitely are hope that I inherit the ancestor mantle, therefore looked that the book on military strategy can definitely ask for their favor.” “爹娘肯定是希望我继承祖宗衣钵的,所以看兵书肯定能够讨得他们的欢心。” Really without after a while, the parents walked. 果然没有过一会儿,爹娘就走了进来。 Parents, child are reading the book on military strategy, I must carry forward ancestor's unfulfilled will well, studies the good military tactics.” “爹娘,孩儿在看兵书呢,我一定要好好继承祖先的遗志,学习好兵法。” After the moment, this fatty by men and women adeptly according to big chair. 片刻后,这个胖子被一对男女娴熟地按在大椅子上。 The men with the whip, the woman use the ruler. 男人用鞭子,女人用尺子。 opens punches. 开揍。 „, Why? Looked that the book on military strategy was also wrong? Also can come under attack?” The heir apparents called out howlingly. “啊,为什么啊?难道看兵书也错了吗?也要挨打吗?”世子嚎叫道。 His anything matter has not really violated, has read the book on military strategy very much clever, although anything has not really looked. 他真的啥事都没犯啊,一直很乖地看兵书啊,虽然真的什么都没有看进去。 In the morning why fires off, in the evening can also hit? 为何上午打完,晚上还要打? , The parents, why hit me!” “啊,啊,爹娘,为什么又打我啊!” Count and wife have not replied, after firing off, walked directly. 伯爵和夫人没有回答,打完后直接就走了。 Keeps the heir apparent to congeal to swallow speechless. 留着世子无语凝咽。 Actually this Count and wife run to hit the son are completely as one desires, is of one mind. 其实这次伯爵和夫人跑来打儿子完全是随心所至,心有灵犀。 Because Shen Lang displays smartly splendid, even more appears the son stupid. 因为沈浪表现得那么机灵出色,就越发显得儿子蠢笨。 Sir Count wanted to teach Shen Lang’s well, finally has not started to teach, kept off completely . Moreover the madame bias is also helping Shen Lang, his tone is not good. 伯爵大人本来想要好好教训一下沈浪的,结果还没有开始教训,全部被挡回来了,而且夫人也偏心帮着沈浪,他这口气不出不行。 Therefore, the biological son had bad luck. 所以,亲生儿子就倒霉了。 ...... …… After Shen Lang returns to the courtyard . 沈浪回到院子后。 A Mulan mail-armor and helmet, stands in inside. 木兰一身甲胄,站在里面。 Husband came back, that eats meal.” Mulan said. “夫君回来了,那吃饭吧。”木兰道。 Shen Lang one surprised, said: Mulan, what do you also put on the mail-armor and helmet to make at home?” 沈浪一愕,道:“木兰,你在家还穿着甲胄做什么?” Mulan said: If by some chance husband has an accident in the city, I lead troops to enter a city to snatch the person.” 木兰道:“万一夫君在城中出事,我带兵进城抢人。” Shen Lang one surprised, in heart one warm. 沈浪一愕,心中一暖。 Although the Mulan's tone is very light, but Shen Lang feels very moved. 尽管木兰的语气很平淡,但沈浪却觉得非常感动。 Come, loosens the mail-armor and helmet for the husband for you, we eat meal.” Shen Lang supple sound said. “来,为夫替你解下甲胄,我们吃饭。”沈浪柔声道。 Mulan one surprised, then stretches out the arms, making Shen Lang unload armor. 木兰一愕,然后张开双臂,让沈浪卸甲。 Just unloaded the mail-armor and helmet, the Shen Lang breath was thick. 刚刚卸下甲胄,沈浪呼吸就粗了。 Because in Mulan wears the tight-fitting vigor attire of snake skin, this stature too fiery. 因为木兰里面穿着蛇皮的紧身劲装,这身材太火爆了啊。 Especially the snake same small waist, was full of the absolute strength and aesthetic sense. 尤其蛇一样的小蛮腰,充满了绝对的力量和美感。 After perfectly round under waist curls upwards, the curve surpasses the Samba hot dance girl, the shape is much more perfect, makes one explode simply. 还有腰下的浑圆后翘,曲线超过桑巴热舞女郎,形状却要完美得多,简直让人爆炸。 These two super powerful big long legs, clamp to be able to discard half life. 还有这两条超级有力的大长腿,夹一下应该能丢掉半条命吧。 Thank you wife, has been waiting for me at home, feared that I have an accident.” Shen Lang said. “谢谢你娘子,一直在家等着我,怕我出事。”沈浪道。 Mulan said: Should, husband win total victories today, lets the this mistress very accidental/surprised pleasant surprise, with having glory. However, husband later works must think things over carefully before acting, if wants the father, mother, I to be worried for you.” 木兰道:“应该的,夫君今日大获全胜,让妾身非常意外惊喜,与有荣焉。但是,夫君以后做事的时候还是要三思而后行,要想着父亲,母亲,还有我会为你担心。” I knew.” In the Shen Lang heart is more affected, holds in the arms the Mulan's waist with both hands gently. “我知道了。”沈浪心中更加感动,轻轻用双手搂住木兰的后腰。 Mulan slightly one surprised, the stature of devil was slightly stiff, but has not actually prevented. 木兰微微一愕,魔鬼的身材稍稍僵硬了一些,但是却没有阻止。 Because Shen Lang displays warmly is moved very much, loving hugs. 因为沈浪表现得很温馨感动,充满亲情的相搂。 However, after three seconds, Shen Lang’s falls from the waist, places should not the putting place. 不过,三秒钟后,沈浪的手从腰上滑落下去,放在不该放的地方。 Husband, where does your hand place?” “夫君,你的手放在哪里啊?” Shen Lang hurries to return the home position the hand, serious said: Wife, this cannot blame me, must blame only to blame your flesh being too slippery, making my hand fall directly, I was have no interest completely.” 沈浪赶紧将手放回原位,一脸严肃道:“娘子,这不能怪我,要怪只怪你的肌肤太滑了,让我的手直接滑落了下去,我完全是无心的。” Un, is not to a precedent.” Mulan said. “嗯,下不为例。”木兰道。 Shen Lang righteousness expression: Wife I pledged, if has again the next time, the wife stamped my both hands is.” 沈浪义正言辞道:“娘子我发誓,若再有下一次,娘子将我这双手跺了就是。” After three seconds . 三秒钟后。 Mulan held Shen Lang to place the both hands on her buttocks directly, said earnestly: Husband, the man means what one says, your both hands chopped.” 木兰直接抓住了沈浪放在她臀上的双手,认真道:“夫君,男子汉说话算数,你这双手还是剁了吧。” Shen Lang said: Wife, I spoke thoughtlessly a moment ago. How can the words of man take seriously? Rather believes that hundred -year-old man goes off track, do not believe that man this opens mouth.” 沈浪道:“娘子,我刚才只是随口说说而已。男人的话怎么能当真呢?宁可相信百岁老翁出轨,也别相信男人这张嘴啊。” Helpless Mulan looks at husband attractive face, is very difficult to believe that under this handsome face can hold under the thick facial skin? 木兰无奈看着丈夫这张漂亮之极的面孔,很难相信这张英俊的面孔下能够容纳得下这么厚的脸皮? Eats meal!” Mulan leaves the Shen Lang’s evil clutches, arrives on the table to eat meal. “吃饭!”木兰离开沈浪的魔爪,来到桌子上吃饭。 Mulan affirmed, if not for sees in the Shen Lang looks such graceful share, she has begun to punch. 木兰肯定,若不是见沈浪长得这么帅的份上,她已经动手开揍了。 After having eaten meal, Mulan simple washing, cleans cleanly the beautiful teeth, drank rose reveal to contain in the mouth. 吃过饭后,木兰简单洗漱,将玉齿清洗得干干净净,又喝了一口玫瑰花露含在嘴里。 Immediately, mouthful year in which one was born as represented by an animal. 顿时,满嘴生相。 Then, she put on the mail-armor and helmet. 然后,她又穿上了甲胄。 Wife, which do this big evening's you want to go?” Shen Lang asked. “娘子,这大晚上的你要去哪啊?”沈浪问道。 Mulan said: Leads the cavalry to go on night patrol, patrol coastline.” 木兰道:“率领骑兵巡夜,巡逻海岸线。” Shen Lang loved dearly. 沈浪心疼了。 Mulan said: Husband dull at home, do not court disaster.” 木兰道:“夫君你呆在家里,不要惹祸呀。” ...... …… In the heir apparent room, he is accepting to make up for a missed lesson. 世子房间内,他正在接受补课。 Arithmetic class. 算术课。 The imperial civil service examination does not test the arithmetic, therefore freely arithmetic in one of the gentleman six arts, but how most students study. 科举不考算术,所以尽管算术在君子六艺之一,但大部分书生都怎么学习的。 Instead the aristocrat family/home actually attaches great importance to this class, particularly has the established aristocrat in manor, because is truly practical, can make one intelligent. 反而贵族家却对这门课非常重视,尤其是有封地的老牌贵族,因为确实非常实用,也能够让人变得聪明。 Heir apparent Jin Mucong sighed: Teacher Xu, you said that my day is so difficult? Before the parents hit me to be well-founded, do not look the reason now.” 世子金木聪叹息道:“许老师,你说我的日子怎么就那么难啊?以前爹娘打我还有理由,现在连理由都不找了。” Teacher Xu in his mouth, named Xu Wenzhao, is the Xuanwu City most famous arithmetic Grandmaster. 他口中的许老师,名叫许文昭,是玄武城最有名的算术大师。 This Xu Wenzhao is very heavy in the Count Residence’s weight/quantity, is not only Jin Mulan and Jin Mucong's arithmetic teacher, but also is responsible for the entire Count Residence’s money commodity settling accounts, trade wait/etc.. 这位许文昭伯爵府的分量很重,不仅仅是金木兰金木聪的算术老师,而且还负责整个伯爵府的金钱物资结算,贸易往来等等。 He is one of the Sir Count staff, is the Count Residence’s real power chief steward, was responsible for the entire accountant twenty years. 他算是伯爵大人的幕僚之一,也是伯爵府的实权大管事,负责整个账房二十几年了。 Teacher Xu, you said I can not be my parents one's own?” The heir apparents asked. 许老师,你说我会不会不是我爹娘亲生的啊?”世子问道。 Xu Wenzhao smiles gracefully , to continue to carry out his work meticulously. 许文昭优雅一笑,继续一丝不苟地进行他的工作。 His work is very important, output of Count mansion manor and foreign buys, all money contacts must make the account through him. 他的工作很重要,伯爵府封地的产出以及对外的才买,所有的金钱往来都要通过他做账。 Therefore in the Count mansion, is powerful. 所以在伯爵府,也算位高权重。 Xu Wenzhao stops the pen, brain inside appears the Shen Lang’s face, immediately in the item flashes through the meaning haze. 许文昭停下笔,脑子里面浮现沈浪的面孔,顿时目中闪过意思阴霾。 Who blocks my road, is the enemy! 谁拦我的路,就是敌人! Hesitant the moment, Xu Wenzhao said: Heir apparent, Sir Count hits you, because of Shen Lang.” 犹豫了片刻,许文昭道:“世子,伯爵大人打你,是因为沈浪。” Heir apparent startled sound said: Why?” 世子惊声道:“为什么?” Xu Wenzhao said: „The Shen Lang reputation was not good, stole the Xu Family wealth, sexually harassed the Xu Family maidservant to be caught up, finally married into the wife's household the Count mansion. Because is Miss Mulan chooses personally, therefore Sir Count is unable to reject. In his heart worried, blaming you not to have the prospect, will make Miss Mulan marry such a discredited person, will therefore hit you couple days ago.” 许文昭道:“沈浪名声不好,偷了徐家的钱财,调戏徐家的侍女被赶出来了,结果又来入赘伯爵府。因为是木兰小姐亲自挑选,所以伯爵大人无法拒绝。他心中烦闷,怪你没有出息,才会让木兰小姐嫁给这样一个声名狼藉之人,所以前几天才会打你。” Heir apparent Jin Mucong does fiercely, said: So that's how it is!” 世子金木聪猛地做起来,道:“原来如此啊!” Xu Wenzhao also said: Sir Count hits you today again , because Shen Lang entered the casino to tarnish the Count mansion reputation, but he won Tian Heng, moreover after all was the visit son-in-law, Sir Count was not easy to hit him, therefore vented the air/Qi in heir apparent your head.” 许文昭又道:“伯爵大人今天再次打你,是因为沈浪进赌场败坏了伯爵府名声,但是他又赢了田横,而且毕竟是上门女婿,伯爵大人不好打他,所以把气发泄在世子您的头上。” The heir apparents are angry, stands up to say fiercely: Good, I may find the chief criminal who comes under attack, originally because of this bastard.” 世子大怒,猛地站起道:“好啊,我可找到挨打的罪魁祸首了啊,原来是因为这个混蛋啊。” In the meantime, Xu Wenzhao nearby book child say/way: Right heir apparent, I also notice that today Bing'er is crying secretly, asked how she did not say.” 就在此时,许文昭边上的书童道:“对了世子,我今天还看到冰儿在偷偷哭,问她怎么了也不说。” The heir apparents are angrier: Definitely because of Shen Lang, he sexually harassed the Xu Family maidservant before, maidservant who now sexually harasses my family? The family whose fortunes are on the decline of your only countryside dares to bully on the young master to come unexpectedly, I do not let off you.” 世子更加愤怒道:“肯定是因为沈浪,他之前就调戏徐家的侍女,现在又来调戏我家的侍女?你区区一个乡下的破落户竟然敢欺负到小爷头上来了,我绝不放过你。” Then, the heir apparent flushed toward outside fiercely. 然后,世子猛地朝外面冲了出去。 Shen Lang, the young master I must make the excrement you.” 沈浪,小爷我一定要将你打出屎来。” Then, the heir apparent asked: Shen Lang martial arts how?” 接着,世子问道:“沈浪武功怎么样?” Xu Wenzhao said: martial arts, will not lack the strength to truss up a chicken, takes several roads to pant.” 许文昭道:“不会武功,手无缚鸡之力,走几步路都气喘吁吁。” The heir apparent courage is greatly strong, bristles with anger, exclaims: Comes the person, handles matters with me, does him.” 世子胆气大壮,怒发冲冠,吼道:“来人,跟我去办事,干他。” Then, breathless heir apparent Jin Mucong has more than ten people, to/clashes angrily toward the Shen Lang’s courtyard. 然后,气急败坏的世子金木聪带着十几人,怒气冲冲朝着沈浪的院子冲来。
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