( Thanks hegemon ultra god small tadpole thousand Yuan again to hit to enjoy, feels grateful to weep) (谢谢盟主超神小蝌蚪再一次千元打赏,感恩涕零) Ning Yan departed more than ten meters. 宁焱足足飞出了十几米。 The tigress princess drops fiercely in the place, then staggered to retrocede several steps. 母老虎公主猛地跌落在地,然后又踉跄后退了几步。 Then, she was completely dull. 然后,她完全呆了。 Shen Lang, Royal Sister Ning Jie was also dull. 沈浪,还有宁洁长公主也呆了。 Big Fool were also shocked. 大傻自己也惊呆了。 What happened? 发生了什么事？ Princess Ning Yan is a not being able to lose person, immediately got angry, takes up the big sword to toward Big Fool overrun. 宁焱公主是一个输不起的人啊,顿时怒了,抄起大剑又要朝着大傻冲过去。 „I fought you......” “我跟你拼了……” Then, she a sword cuts fiercely. 然后,她又猛地一剑斩去。 „pēng......” “砰……” Then, she flew. 然后,她又飞出去了。 Also cuts. 又斩过去。 Also flew! 又飞出去了！ After falling to the ground, she soon cried. 落地之后,她都快要哭了。 The hand is quite sore, she flung the palm desperately, the fingers/tiger mouth split, bled. 手好疼啊,她拼命地甩了甩手掌,虎口都裂开,都流血了。 „Master, what that do you have a look are you teach? I practiced for more than ten years not to be victorious he to practice for a half year.” Princess Ning Yan said: „Silly big, why do you want to play the role of the pig to eat the tiger?” “师傅,你看看你教的都是什么啊？我练了十几年都打不过他练半年的。”宁焱公主道:“傻大个,你为什么要扮猪吃老虎？” Big Fool said with amazement: „What is plays the role of the pig to eat the tiger?” 大傻惊讶道:“什么是扮猪吃老虎？” Hard Royal Sister, Oh is not rather not right, is the Royal Sister Ning Jie supple sound said: „Big Fool, the time did you do in the half year?” 宁不硬长公主,哦不对,是宁洁长公主柔声道:“大傻,这半年时间你都干嘛了？” Big Fool said: „Comes under attack, then soaking-bath.” 大傻道:“挨打,然后泡澡。” Royal Sister Ning Jie said: „Every day comes under attack?” 宁洁长公主道:“每天都挨打？” Big Fool said: „Projects on the darkness from the dawn, then the soaking-bath, then closes.” 大傻道:“从天亮打到天黑,然后泡澡,然后关门。” Royal Sister Ning Jie said: „Who is hitting you?” 宁洁长公主道:“谁在打你？” Big Fool said: „Master.” 大傻道:“师傅。” Ning Jie Princess said: „Why does he hit you?” 宁洁公主道:“他为什么打你啊？” Big Fool said: „He said that I am stupid.” 大傻道:“他说我笨。” Ning Jie Princess said: „He has said that when doesn't hit you?” 宁洁公主道:“那他有说过,什么时候不打你吗？” Big Fool: „He said I could block his time, did not hit me.” 大傻:“他说等我挡得住他的时候,就不打我了。” Ning Jie Princess said: „How does your daily soaking-bath feel?” 宁洁公主道:“那你每天泡澡感觉怎么样？” Big Fool: „Very sore, the master is boiling me with the cauldron. Boils is boiling, the master also cried, said that accumulated more than ten years of thing to use up.” 大傻:“很疼,师傅用大锅在煮我。煮着煮着,师傅还哭了,说攒了十几年的东西全用完了。” Revealed the truth. 真相大白了。 Shen Lang cannot help but praised to the heavens. 沈浪都不由得叹为观止。 I must take back the beforehand view. 我要收回之前的说法。 Zhong Chuke your Great Grandmaster does not buy. 钟楚客你这个大宗师不是花钱买的。 You are really awesome. 你是真牛逼。 Many people think to practice martial arts, that definitely gives you a rare book, one set of swordsmanship, do you go all out to give me to practice? 很多人以为练武,那肯定是给你一本秘籍,一套剑法,你拼命给我练吧？ That is an average person, even 99% talents practice like this. 那是普通人,甚至百分之九十九的天才都是这样练的。 However extremely talents, are actually not this. 但是有一种绝顶天才,却不是这样的。 Does Qiu Yao’er fight the move? 仇妖儿打架有招数吗？ Does not have! 没有的！ His one move, wild war, electric fan. 他就一招,狂暴战,电风扇。 Two executioner's sword revolutions, any enemies died. 两只鬼头刀一转,什么敌人都死光光了。 Therefore Big Fool practices martial arts, has not incurred the technique. 所以大傻练武,也没有招术的。 Even incurs the technique to imprison them. 甚至招术是在禁锢他们。 Zhong Chuke is hitting Big Fool every day, this is training his response and speed. 钟楚客每天都在打大傻,这是在训练他的反应和速度。 Otherwise on by Big Fool this intelligence quotient, you thought that he can understand the martial arts rare book? You thought that he does practice comes? 否则就以大傻这个智商,你觉得他能看懂武功秘籍？你觉得他练得来？ Qiu Yao’er is very intelligent, situation that but she talent to has not needed to think. 仇妖儿是很聪明的,只不过她已经天才到不需要动脑子的地步。 But Big Fool really stupid. 而大傻是真的笨。 Zhong Chuke Great Grandmaster is every day is hitting him, a day gets ten thousand times. 钟楚客大宗师就是每天都在打他,一天打上万次。 360 degrees sneak attack him. 三百六十度偷袭他。 What to do can Big Fool? 大傻能怎么办？ He inborn will not hide, the tiger to/clashes not to hide. 他天生不会躲的,老虎冲过来都不会躲。 He can only take an iron rod to keep off. 他就只能拿着一根铁棍挡了。 Six months have passed. 半年过去了。 Zhong Chuke sneak attacked his 2 million times. 钟楚客偷袭了他两百万次了。 Big Fool also kept off 2 million times. 大傻也挡了两百万次。 Naturally, has not blocked one time. 当然,一次都没挡住。 After all Zhong Chuke is Great Grandmaster, how Big Fool can block. 毕竟钟楚客是大宗师啊,大傻怎么挡得住。 However cannot block Zhong Chuke, but can also 't block your Princess Ning Yan? 但是挡不住钟楚客,还挡不住你宁焱公主吗？ Therefore in the half year, Big Fool learned one move. 所以这半年来,大傻就学会了一招。 I keep off! 我挡！ I keep off! 我挡！ But his strength. 而他的力量。 This person of inborn supernatural power. 此人本身就天生神力。 What is most fearful is what? 最可怕的是什么？ His golden bloodlines. 他的黄金血脉。 Does not need to cultivate, oneself strength rises upward. 不用修炼,自己力量都往上涨的。 Was injured also recovered. 受伤了也自己痊愈。 Therefore previous Big Fool injures heavily, changed into others dead early, he was thrown in the ravine not dead for several days and several nights. 所以上次大傻伤得那么重,换成别人早死了,他被扔到山沟里面几天几夜没死。 After Shen Lang he rescues, in a while recovered . Moreover the little wound has not stayed behind. 沈浪将他救回去之后,没过多久就痊愈了,而且一点点伤口都没有留下。 Therefore the Big Fool’s strength and true qi are inborn are very strong. 所以大傻的力量和真气是天生就很强。 Does not need to practice, sleeps can grow stronger. Others are the sufficient money grow stronger, your Big Fool is sleeps can grow stronger. 不需要练,睡觉都能变强。人家是充钱就变强,你大傻是睡觉都能变强。 day your Sir, where on this reasons things out. 日你大爷,这上哪说理去。 So-called practices true qi, what practicing the inner strength is? 所谓练习真气,练习内力是什么？ It is not swallows the profound expiration and inspiration, the energy of absorption world, enters the dantian and bloodlines? 不就是吞玄吐纳,吸收天地之能量,进入丹田和血脉吗？ The ordinary people can also swallow, but absorbs very weakly, therefore needs all kinds of internal strength, enhances swallows the profound expiration and inspiration the efficiency. 平常人也能吞噬,只不过吸收得很弱,所以才需要各式各样的内功,提高吞玄吐纳的效率。 But the Big Fool gold bloodlines do not need completely, his pore breath can absorb the world vitality. 但大傻黄金血脉完全不需要的,他毛孔呼吸都能吸收天地元气。 Just, after he absorbs the world vitality, will not use, is unable to display. 只不过,他吸收天地元气后不会用,也无法施展出来。 Zhong Chuke soaks the medicinal herb bath on every day to him, the goal was to hide nearly 20 years of strength stimulating him. 钟楚客就每天给他泡药材浴,目的就是将他潜藏了近二十年的力量给激发出来。 Therefore he will poor-mouth. 所以他才会哭穷。 Accumulated more than ten years of medicinal herb, did not arrive for a half year to soak. 攒了十几年的药材,不到过半年就泡完了。 Has a look at Qiu Yao’er again. 再看看仇妖儿。 Others do not practice martial arts, anything sits in meditation, anything cultivates the internal strength. 人家也不练武的,什么打坐,什么修炼内功。 What studies diligently and practices hard? Without this matter. 什么勤学苦练？没这回事。 She every day is not the murder, listens to the story. 她每天不是杀人,就是听故事。 Therefore Big Fool does not practice martial arts for a half year so to be fierce, but was Zhong Chuke stimulated he 20 years of potential inner strength completely. 所以大傻并不是练武半年就这么厉害,而是钟楚客把他二十年的潜在内力全部激发了出来。 Can this not awesome? 这能不牛逼吗？ Just, he now will also only keep off, will not attack. 只不过,他现在还只会挡,不会攻击的。 About 1-2 years later, Zhong Chuke must teach him to attack. 大约1-2后,钟楚客就要教他攻击了。 However this should very be difficult. 不过这应该会很难。 Because Big Fool is the firm instigation goods, never understood that hits others on own initiative. 因为大傻是个刚硬的怂货,从来不懂得主动去打别人的。 Others attack his time, is the head hugs, back, making you hit. 别人攻击他的时候,就是脑袋一抱,后背一顶,让你们打。 You have the spiked club, I have the top of the head. 你有狼牙棒,我有天灵盖。 Now imagines, Zhong Chuke Great Grandmaster is not easy. 现在想象,钟楚客大宗师也不容易啊。 Must teach the first under heaven Big Fool such person, easy as pie, difficult such as to ascend to heaven. 要把大傻这样的人教成天下第一,易如反掌,也难如登天。 At least, you must make him learn to hit the person. 起码,你要让他学会打人啊。 .................. ……………… Royal Sister Ning Jie explained to Ning Yan, Big Fool why so fierce. 宁洁长公主给宁焱解释了一遍,大傻为什么这么厉害。 Tigress Princess said: „That meaning is, I am very fierce, but is he is too abnormal?” 母老虎公主道:“那意思是,我还是很厉害的,只不过是他太变态？” Almost is this meaning. 差不多就是这个意思。 Tigress Ning Yan said: „But, bumps into their such anomalies, what significance do others practice martial arts have?” 母老虎宁焱道:“可是,碰到他们这样的变态,其他人练武还有什么意义啊？” Royal Sister Ning Jie said: „Yes, without significance.” 宁洁长公主道:“是啊,没有意义啊。” The tigress said: „It is not right, is meaningful, such anomaly rarely, usually do not meet and that's the end. Big Fool, to me, do not make me see you.” 母老虎道:“不对,还是有意义的,这样的变态很少,平常不要遇到就是了。大傻,你给我离远一点,不要让我看到你。” „Oh.” Big Fool hid behind the pillar. “哦。”大傻躲到柱子后面去了。 Shen Lang is speechless, appearance that you instigate, turning into Number One Expert Under the Heaven is also useless. 沈浪无语,就你这么怂的样子,变成天下第一高手也没用。 Ning Jie said: „Cannot you bully Big Fool.” 宁洁道:“不许你欺负大傻。” Then, she beckons to say toward Big Fool: „You come.” 然后,她朝大傻招了招手道:“你过来。” Big Fool walked. 大傻走了过来。 Ning Jie solves a hanging on neck, this is a auspicious clouds emerald, has no time transparently, is precious. 宁洁将脖子上的一个挂饰解下来,这是一个祥云翡翠,透明无暇,非常珍贵的。 She wears this hanging in the Big Fool’s wrist/skill. 她把这挂饰戴在大傻的手腕上。 This hanging is very famous, is the late king bestows Ning Jie Princess open/stretch, many powerful officials knew. 这挂饰很有名的,是先王赐给宁洁张公主的,很多权贵都认识。 Now Ning Jie gives Big Fool, this then tells everyone, this person I protected, do not move him. 现在宁洁送给大傻,这样便是告诉所有人,这个人我护了,你们不要动他。 Princess Ning Yan is good to be jealous. 宁焱公主好妒忌。 This auspicious clouds jade pendant she also likes very much, demanded many times, the paternal aunts are not willing to her, now to give a stranger finally. 这个祥云玉佩她也很喜欢的,索要了好多次,姑姑都不愿意给她,结果现在给了一个陌生人了。 However in the Ning Jie eye, Big Fool is not the stranger. 不过在宁洁眼中,大傻可不是陌生人。 Because he represents Kingdom of Yue to aspire to seize the hope of the world martial arts. 因为他代表着越国问鼎天下武道的希望。 „Ok, you went.” Rather not hard Royal Sister waves. “好了,你们去吧。”宁不硬长公主挥了挥手。 Shen Lang long relaxes, hurries first to slide, after going out of Jinglu, was more comfortable far away from Princess Ning Jie. 沈浪长长松了一口气,赶紧头一个溜了,走出静庐之后,远离宁洁公主就舒服多了。 Looked under a waist of Princess Ning Yan the curve. 看了一眼宁焱公主的腰下曲线。 Indicated that respects, all functions are normal! 表示尊敬一下,一切的功能正常！ Actually, he does not like Royal Sister Ning Jie. 其实,他不喜欢宁洁长公主。 Ning Jie does not like him, therefore has not spoken a few words with him from beginning to end. 宁洁也不喜欢他,所以从头到尾没有和他说过一句话。 On Ning Jie has the intense saintess aura, making people not hard. 宁洁身上有强烈的圣女气息,让人不硬。 But on Shen Lang has the intense waste aura, making people ill. 而沈浪身上有强烈的人渣气息,让人不适。 .................. ……………… In the evening some people treat, Ambassador Yan Empire, Qingyao marquis heir apparent Yun Mengze. 晚上有人请客,炎帝国大使,清遥侯世子云梦泽。 Today he made the Ning Yan horse racing, very early in the morning went to the racetrack to wait, finally has not gone to evening Ning Yan. 今天他约了宁焱赛马,一早就去赛马场等着了,结果到傍晚宁焱还没去。 You do not come not to inform my one, was really the day the dog. 你不来也不通知我一声,真是日了狗了。 Being bored to death Yun Mengze, can only make two aristocrat daughters in the racetrack. 百无聊赖的云梦泽,就只能在赛马场弄了两个贵族千金。 In the evening is the Ning Yan literary retainer apologized, but turned into Yun Mengze to treat bewilderedly. 晚上本来是宁焱清客赔罪的,但莫名其妙变成了云梦泽请客了。 Tigress princess made mistakes, but also wants others to treat. 母老虎公主自己犯错了,还要别人请客。 That meaning is, I made mistakes, therefore bestows the opportunity that you treat? 那意思是,我犯错了,所以赐给你请客的机会？ However Yun Mengze does not care, is only the spirit is a little bad, generally he does not dally with the woman during the daytime, today is too bored, therefore broke a vow. 不过云梦泽也不在意,只是精神有点不济,一般他白天是不怎么玩女人的,今天实在太无聊,所以破戒了。 „Introduced, this was my brother Shen Lang.” “介绍一下,这是我兄弟沈浪。” „This is Yun Mengze, the empire trash!” “这是云梦泽,帝国垃圾！” „This is Big Fool!” “这是大傻！” Princess Ning Yan scuffled said that then oneself sat to open eats. 宁焱公主敷衍了事地介绍了一下,然后自己坐下来开吃。 Shen Lang: „Greeting on first meeting greeting on first meeting.” 沈浪:“久仰久仰。” Yun Mengze: „Is laughed, greeting on first meeting greeting on first meeting.” 云梦泽:“见笑见笑,久仰久仰。” Shen Lang: „Is laughed.” 沈浪:“见笑见笑。” Then, two people did not have the words to say. 然后,两个人就没有话说了。 The first feeling that these two each other meet is. 这两人彼此见面的第一感觉就是。 Is so graceful? 靠,这么帅？ It is not good, I must kill him. 不行,我得弄死他。 The top beautiful male are the natural enemy. 顶级美男都是天敌。 However, this hostility vanished quickly. 但是,这股敌意很快就消失了。 Because both sides smelled the similar aura. 因为双方都闻到了同类的气息。 Why bother do the waste feel embarrassed the waste? 人渣何苦为难人渣？ Why does not know, some Shen Lang clear monarchs saw oneself feeling. 不知道为什么,沈浪有些明白国君见到自己的感觉了。 The monarchs said repeatedly, Shen Lang you are a fine person, is not very easy. 国君屡次说,沈浪你是个精致人,很不容易。 But monarch Ning Yuanxian regarded itself the finest person. 而国君宁元宪就把自己当成最精致的人了。 The aspects are fine, the aspects are fastidious. 方方面面都精致,方方面面都讲究。 After awkward peace, Big Fool said suddenly: „Second Fool, do I also want to say the greeting on first meeting greeting on first meeting?” 尴尬的安静后,大傻忽然道:“二傻,我也要说久仰久仰吗？” Yun Mengze looked at Big Fool one, eye stunned, flashes through a special ray. 云梦泽看了大傻一眼,眼睛一阵错愕,闪过一丝特殊的光芒。 Then, he said toward Big Fool submissively: „Is laughed.” 然后,他朝着大傻拱手道:“见笑见笑。” Then, awkward speechless. 然后,又尴尬无言。 Big Fool also said: „Second Fool, can I eat?” 大傻又道:“二傻,我可以吃了吗？” Shen Lang said: „Eats, eats.” 沈浪道:“吃吧,吃吧。” Big Fool eats earnestly fiercely. 大傻埋头猛吃。 The tigress eats earnestly fiercely. 母老虎埋头猛吃。 Shen Lang and Yun Mengze fell into the awkward silence again. 沈浪和云梦泽再一次陷入了尴尬的寂静。 For a long time later, Shen Lang thought of an issue finally: „Heir Apparent Yun, have you rested several women?” 好久之后,沈浪终于想到了一个问题:“云世子,你睡过几个女人了？” Yun Mengze thinks a while said: „Is unclear, several hundred.” 云梦泽想了一会儿道:“记不清了,几百个吧。” Immediately, Shen Lang wanted to kill him. 顿时,沈浪又想要弄死他了。 Taking a look, this is the world winner, human form self-propelled artillery. 瞧瞧,这才是人间赢家啊,人形自走炮啊。 Moreover, he rests is the beautiful women. 而且,他睡的都是美女啊。 Ning Yan Royal Sister disdains saying: „Trash, plants / horse!” 宁焱长公主不屑道:“垃圾,种/马！” Yun Mengze asked: „Brother Shen you?” 云梦泽问道:“沈兄你呢？” Shen Lang feels somewhat cannot raise the head, shamefacedly said: „Three.” 沈浪觉得有些抬不起头来,羞愧道:“三个。” Ning Yan: „Trash!” 宁焱:“垃圾！” Eats your, others rest several hundred are the trash, I rested three also to scold me the trash. 吃你的吧,人家睡几百个是垃圾,我才睡了三个也骂我垃圾。 Feared was castrated by your father, I have rested 100 times your tigress. 要不是怕被你爹阉了,我早就把你这头母老虎睡掉一百次了。 After Yun Mengze hears the Shen Lang’s answer, sighed: „Pitifully.” 云梦泽听到沈浪的答案后,叹息道:“可惜了。” Shen Lang: „Not?” 沈浪:“可不是吗？” Yun Mengze said: „Brother Shen, you may know, the man like us rests the secret of woman?” 云梦泽道:“沈兄,你可知道,像咱们这样的男人多睡女人的秘诀吗？” Shen Lang said: „The too special sentiment in one person, will otherwise have guilty.” 沈浪道:“不要太专情于一人,否则会心生愧疚。” Yun Mengze said: „Right! Any man sees the pretty woman's first response, wants to rest, is very normal. If you like caring about a woman, you will be responsible, you will restrain, you could not let loose. Because rests strange woman unable to stand off the innermost feelings a pleasant sensation of time the guilt, therefore could not rest.” 云梦泽道:“对啊！任何男人见到漂亮女人的第一反应,就是想睡,很正常的。你若太喜欢太在乎一个女人,那你就会有责任感,你就会克制,你就放不开了。因为睡一次陌生女人的快感敌不过内心的愧疚,所以就睡不下去了。” Shen Lang said: „Elder Brother, I understand this truth time already late.” 沈浪道:“哥,我明白这个道理的时候已经晚了。” Yun Mengze carries the wine glass say/way: „Feels sorry not to have met sooner!” 云梦泽端起酒杯道:“相见恨晚！” Shen Lang: „Feels sorry not to have met sooner!” 沈浪:“相见恨晚！” Then Shen Lang asked an issue said: „Elder Brother, you see Oojiri now, but also does the stone result in?” 接着沈浪问了一个问题道:“哥,你现在见到大尻,还石得起来吗？” Princess Ning Yan raised the head saying: „Who is Oojiri? How didn't I know?” 宁焱公主抬头道:“大尻是谁？我怎么不认识？” Yun Mengze said: „I and she in the same place, are divided into several stages, from the beginning the rock pile, le, the stone, hung afterward afterward afterward, now withers.” 云梦泽道:“我和她在一起的时候,分为几个阶段,一开始磊,后来砳,后来石,后来垂,现在萎。” Then, the Yun Mengze heir apparent said: „Shen Lang, should you be at Stage 1 now?” 接着,云梦泽世子道:“沈浪,你现在应该处于第一阶段吧？” The Shen Lang nod said: „Right! If not fears is castrated, is very difficult to restrain.” 沈浪点头道:“对！若非怕被阉,已经很难克制了。” Yun Mengze said: „Understood, quick will be in Stage 2.” 云梦泽道:“了解了解,很快就会进入第二阶段了。” Shen Lang said: „Has Brother Yun seen hardly rather not?” 沈浪道:“云兄见过宁不硬吗？” Yun Mengze said: „Evades it less, making people ill. Brother Shen can not meet, do not meet with her.” 云梦泽道:“避之不及,让人不适。沈兄能够不见面,就不要和她见面。” Shen Lang said: „Elder brother knows my heart!” 沈浪道:“兄长知我心！” Yun Mengze said: „Feels sorry not to have met sooner, later visits each other often.” 云梦泽道:“相见恨晚,以后常来常往。” Shen Lang said: „Visits each other often!” 沈浪道:“常来常往！” Shen Lang felt oneself ran into the friend finally. 沈浪觉得自己总算遇到知己了。 Spans several thousand li (0.5 km), in the boundless huge crowd, met one finally with the waste of his same rank. 跨越几千里,在茫茫人海中,终于遇到了一个和他同等级别的人渣了。 ............ ………… Goes home to the halfway time, Princess Ning Yan suddenly violent anger. 回家到半路的时候,宁焱公主忽然暴怒。 „Oojiri who Shen Lang, you said a moment ago, should not be I?” “沈浪,你们刚才说的大尻,该不会是我吧？” This, this passed more than double-hour, you responded. 这,这都过去一个多时辰了啊,你才反应过来。 Shen Lang has not spoken. 沈浪还没有说话。 Ning Yan draws out the big sword, pats toward Shen Lang. 宁焱就拔出大剑,朝着沈浪拍过来。 Right, is the racket, does not cut. 对,是拍,不是砍。 Must to this waste lesson, dare to speak my malicious remarks. 一定要给这个人渣一个教训,竟敢说我坏话。 I pat, racket, racket! 我拍,拍,拍！ After one minute . 一分钟后。 Princess Ning Yan pants, the entire only arm must break. 宁焱公主气喘吁吁,整只手臂都要断了。 She patted 100 swords crazily, from the beginning is the racket, afterward cut. 她足足狂拍了一百剑,一开始是拍,后来是砍。 Cut the Shen Lang 100 swords fully. 整整砍了沈浪一百剑。 However, kept off by Big Fool completely, even the Shen Lang’s lower hem corner has not bumped into. 然而,全部被大傻挡了下来,连沈浪的衣角都没有碰到。 „Do not hit Second Fool, does not fight well.” Big Fool weak say/way. “不要打二傻,打架不好的。”大傻弱弱道。 Princess Ning Yan must cry, hand really quite sore. 宁焱公主都要哭了,手真的好疼啊。 „Shen Lang you are waiting to me, I will not let off absolutely your, after waiting for Big Fool to walk, I killed certainly you, I hit certainly your excrement.” “沈浪你给我等着,我绝对不会放过你的,等大傻走了之后,我一定打死你,我一定将你屎都打出来。” Then, Princess Ning Yan murderous aura walked steaming, went home. 说罢,宁焱公主杀气腾腾地走了,回家去了。 Sees the tigress to pay lip service to the excrement the excrement. 见到母老虎口口声声屎啊屎的。 Immediately, Shen Lang was in Stage 2. 顿时,沈浪进入了第二阶段。 From the rock pile, entered the le condition. 从磊,进入了砳状态。 My brother Yun Mengze is really the Deity! 我哥云梦泽真乃神人也！ .................. ……………… Next day! 次日！ Under the monarchs the aim, will burn down Sacred Temple more than ten Kingdom of Qiang mission warriors to behead to expose to the public! 国君下旨,将焚烧圣庙的十几名羌国使团武士斩首示众！ „......” “唰唰唰唰……” Several executioner butcher knives cut. 十几个刽子手屠刀斩下。 The heads of these more than ten Qiangs tumble, the blood wind shoots. 这十几个羌人的脑袋滚落,鲜血飙射。 Ten thousand numerous cheer. 万众欢呼。 The whole body of ministers cheer. 群臣欢呼。 Monarch military might. 国君威武。 Kingdom of Yue military might! 越国威武！ The monarchs issue an imperial order, harshly condemned Kingdom of Qiang, and expressed that all these had not finished. 国君下诏,严厉谴责羌国,并且表示这一切都没有结束。 On the burning down Sacred Temple incident, Kingdom of Qiang must give a Kingdom of Yue confession. 就焚烧圣庙一事,羌国一定要给越国一个交代。 Otherwise Kingdom of Qiang will face the Kingdom of Yue’s general sanction, the anger of thunder withstanding the Kingdom of Yue common people. 否则羌国将面临越国的全面制裁,承受越国万民的雷霆之怒。 Does not say that you have not been forewarned. 勿谓言之不预。 The world common people are encouraged. 天下万民更加振奋。 The monarchs are really wise, is really strong. 国君果然英明,果然强硬啊。 Then under monarch Ning Yuanxian continues the aim, assigns Ministry of Rites to form the mission to go to Kingdom of Qiang, condemned King of Qiang. 然后国君宁元宪继续下旨,命礼部组建使团前往羌国,谴责羌王。 The people cannot help but neck shrinks. 众人不由得脖子一缩。 This, are this they court death? 这,这他们是去找死啊？ The time, Honglu Temple 80% officials, get sick completely at home. 顿时间,鸿胪寺八成的官员,全部告病在家。 This is brings death. 这是送死啊。 The monarchs you flickered the common people also even, we may be the sensible people. 国君你忽悠一下老百姓也就算了,我们可都是明白人啊。 That Kingdom of Qiang is a mental illness, the warhawk. 那羌国就是一个神经病,战争狂人啊。 Goes crazy, hits including oneself. 发疯起来,连自己都打。 They are the information dissemination are slow, has not known that the mission was cut by Kingdom of Yue. 他们是信息传播慢,还不知道使团被越国斩了。 If King of Qiang knows, has sent out the army to enter Kingdom of Yue. 要是羌王知道,早就派出大军杀入越国了。 You also send the mission to condemn King of Qiang, but also brings the heads of more than ten strong people, but can also make King of Qiang acknowledge guilt? 你还派遣使团去谴责羌王,还带着十几颗强人的脑袋,还要让羌王认罪？ My God that? 我的天那？ Let alone mission, even if the prince leads, the King of Qiang still photo kills does not harm. 别说使团了,就算王子带队去,羌王也照杀不误。 This goes is not a narrow escape, but is ten dies not fresh. 这一去不是九死一生,而是十死无生。 Moreover is dies not entire corpse, dies without the burial ground. 而且是死无全尸,死无葬身之地。 Skinning is certain, the cramp is also certain, was boiled ate is also certain. 扒皮是一定的,抽筋也是一定的,被煮了吃掉也是一定的。 So long as in the mission list has me, even if resigns from office I not to go. 所以只要使团名单中有我,就算辞官我也不去。 Not is only Honglu Temple, the young officials of Ministry of Rites also walk the relations in abundance, looks for the method. 不仅仅是鸿胪寺,就连礼部的年轻官员也纷纷走关系,找门路。 Showing special prowess. 各显神通。 In brief, did not enter by oneself goes abroad on a diplomatic mission in the Kingdom of Qiang’s list. 总之,就是不让自己进入出使羌国的名单之内。 But at this time! 而就在这个时候！ The Shen Lang station, I went! 沈浪站了出来,我去！ For the dignity of monarch. 为了国君之尊严。 For the dignity of Kingdom of Yue. 为了越国之尊严。 I am willing to go abroad on a diplomatic mission Kingdom of Qiang on behalf of Kingdom of Yue. 我愿意代表越国出使羌国。 I am willing to condemn King of Qiang, making him acknowledge guilt. 我愿意去谴责羌王,让他认罪。 Let Kingdom of Qiang to a Kingdom of Yue confession, lets the world common people satisfactory confession. 让羌国给越国一个交代,让天下万民都满意的交代。 Immediately, the entire national capital is silent. 顿时,整个国都寂静。 You, was your Shen Lang this insane? 你,你沈浪这是疯了吗？ Living isn't good? Can bring death? 活着不好吗？非要去送死？ Count of Xuanwu Residence maltreats you? Let you unable to look on the bright side of thing? 玄武伯爵府是不是虐待你了？让你这么想不开？ You want dead are very simple, the crane withstand/top red eats, looks for a string to hang, looks for a deep point latrine pit to jump again badly downward. 你想要死很简单啊,鹤顶红一吃,找根绳子一吊,再不济找一个深一点的茅坑往下一跳。 The time that the guarantee partly burns a joss stick died. 保证半炷香的时间就死翘翘了。 These cause of death entire corpses, have not used at least at least such painfully. 这些死法起码还有一个全尸,起码也不用死得这么痛苦。 Do you go abroad on a diplomatic mission Kingdom of Qiang? 你出使羌国？ This is not only dies not entire corpse, will be eaten by these barbarians while still alive. 这不仅仅是死无全尸,甚至会被那些野蛮人活活吃掉的啊。 The Shen Lang public statement, I know that this goes is a narrow escape. 沈浪公开喊话,我知道这一去是九死一生。 However for Kingdom of Yue, for monarch, for my father-in-law seals Marquis of Xuanwu, do I have what to fear? 但是为了越国,为了国君,为了我岳父封玄武侯,我又有何惧？ The monarchs hear this saying time, the complexion pulled out. 国君听到这话的时候,脸色抽了一下。 What do you mean? 你这是什么意思？ Also must alone sealing the Marquis of Xuanwu incident row comes out saying that you thought I won't mean what he says? Do you want to put my on the back-foot? 还要单独把封玄武侯一事列出来说,你觉得我会说话不算数吗？你这是要将我的军吗？ You could rest assured that so long as you completed the Kingdom of Qiang mission, I mean certainly what he says. 你放心,只要你完成了羌国使命,我一定说话算话。 Shen Lang expressed very awkwardly. 紧接着,沈浪表示非常为难。 My Shen Lang has a mind to win for the motherland, but I do not have the academic honor pitifully, the status was too low, merely is only a Imperial College of Supreme Learning imperial academy student. 我沈浪有心为国争光,但可惜我没有功名啊,身份太低了,仅仅只是一个太学监生。 Therefore Ministry of Rites bestows Shen Lang Imperial College to live directly. 于是礼部直接赐沈浪国子监生。 Shen Lang is very awkward, this diploma is not too hard, this makes me go abroad on a diplomatic mission Kingdom of Qiang, no energy. 沈浪还是很为难,这个文凭不是太硬啊,这让我出使羌国,没什么底气啊。 Ministry of Rites clenches teeth, grants the juren the academic honor. 礼部咬咬牙,赐予举人功名。 Person who you must die in any case, is not excessive to an academic honor of juren. 反正你是要死的人了,给一个举人的功名也不过分。 At least at that time Ministry of Rites high and low, adopts unanimously. 至少当时礼部上下,一致通过。 This was unprecedented. 这是破天荒了。 The juren academic honor is very precious, even after Duke marquis, even if set up the person of great merit, you are still honest to me test the imperial civil service examination, is impossible to bestow the academic honor directly. 举人功名是很珍贵的,就算公侯之后,就算立了大功之人,你也老老实实给我考科举,不可能直接赐功名。 The present is really the peculiar circumstance. 现在真是特殊情况。 Everyone knows, going abroad on a diplomatic mission Kingdom of Qiang this is gives life for one's country, therefore the firing line promotes must. 谁都知道,出使羌国这是为国捐躯,所以火线提拔也是应当的。 Shen Lang is still very awkward, the juren academic honor is insufficiently hard. 沈浪依旧很为难,举人功名还是不够硬啊。 This lets me facing King of Qiang time, is the insufficient energy, otherwise do you give to rise again? 这让我面对羌王的时候,还是不够底气啊,要不然你们再给涨涨？ Ministry of Rites all officials look askance, your Shen Lang was excessive, almost on line. 礼部所有官员侧目,你沈浪过分了啊,差不多就行了。 Did you also blackmail to become addicted? 你还讹诈上瘾了？ Difficult to be inadequate you to grant the successful candidate the status? 难不成你想要赐予进士身份？ Is impossible! Dying is impossible to give the successful candidate the status. 不可能！死都不可能给进士身份。 When Shen Lang and Ministry of Rites refuse to budge. 就在沈浪和礼部僵持的时候。 The monarchs bestowed a gift to Jin Family Courtyard, Shen Lang opened look, was a stone, hard incomparable stone. 国君赐了一个礼物到金氏别院,沈浪打开一看,是一块石头,坚硬无比的石头。 The meaning of monarch is clear. 国君的意思非常明白。 You thought that the academic honor of juren is not very hard, is that this stone hard enough? 你觉得举人的功名还不够硬,那这块石头够不够硬啊？ Is your Shen Lang’s head is hard, is my stone is hard? 是你沈浪的脑袋硬,还是寡人的这块石头硬？ Therefore, Shen Lang instigated decisively. 于是,沈浪果断怂了。 Received the juren academic honor of Ministry of Rites. 接下了礼部的举人功名。 From now henceforth, Master Lang was a juren. 从今以后,浪爷就是举人了。 After one day ! 一日之后！ The monarchs under the aim, conferring Shen Lang is Honglu Temple Eighth Rank Registrar. 国君又下旨,册封沈浪为鸿胪寺八品主簿。 Really sesame seed grain of same lesser official. 真是芝麻粒一样的小官了。 After two days ! 两日之后！ The monarch under aim, bestows Shen Lang toward dispersing youth Xian again. 国君再下旨,赐沈浪朝散郎衔。 This toward dispersing the court attendant is the official title, is not the position, empty. 这朝散郎是官衔,不是职位啊,是虚的。 That meaning is, gave you to promote first-level, from now henceforth you from Seventh Rank. 那意思就是,给你提升了一级,从今以后你就是从七品了。 Shen Lang this also calculates that broke for dozens years the record of Kingdom of Yue deliberation hall. 沈浪这也算打破了几十年来越国朝堂的记录了。 The jurens serve as an official, within merely five days rise on the officer first-level, achieved from Seventh Rank. 举人做官,仅仅五天之内就官升一级,做到了从七品。 Speed of this promotion fast. 这升官的速度飞快。 However no one envies, because this is the repertoire. 但是没有人羡慕,因为这都是套路。 Also crossed two days! 又过了两日！ Monarch official under aim! 国君正式下旨！ Conferring Shen Lang is causing, to lead the mission, goes abroad on a diplomatic mission Kingdom of Qiang, condemned King of Qiang, must do not damage the national prestige of Kingdom of Yue. 册封沈浪为正使,率领使团,出使羌国,谴责羌王,务必不要损了越国之国威。 Naturally, the so-called mission only has Shen Lang one person, even deputy envoy does not have. 当然,所谓的使团就只有沈浪一人,连副使都没有。 100 cavalries, escort Shen Lang to leave from Vermilion Bird Gate, goes to Kingdom of Qiang enormously and powerful. 一百名骑兵,护送着沈浪从朱雀门出,浩浩荡荡前往羌国。 The Princess Ning Yan hundred li (0.5 km) see off! 宁焱公主百里相送！ Finally, she shouts toward Shen Lang greatly: „Shen Lang, you are great, you are a hero.” 最后,她朝着沈浪大喊道:“沈浪,你好样的,你是英雄。” „You could rest assured that after you died, I look certainly after good Xiao Bing for you.” “你放心,你死了之后,我一定替你照顾好小冰的。” Immediately, Shen Lang clenches jaws. 顿时,沈浪咬牙切齿。 The tigress in a moment do not say. 母老虎你不会说话就不要说。 „Although your time goes to Kingdom of Qiang a narrow escape, even if has hope by some chance still to live.” “虽然你这次去羌国九死一生,但就算有万一的希望也要活着回来。” „We are the brothers, I will certainly protect your family member.” “我们是兄弟,我一定会保护好你的家人的。” „Shen Lang, must have the hope, must go all out to live.” “沈浪,一定要心存希望,一定要拼命活着。” Then, the tigress princess thought that oneself drive was too unspecific, insufficient substantiality. 接着,母老虎公主觉得自己的激励还是太空泛了,不够实质性。 Therefore, she shouted loudly loudly: „Shen Lang don't you want to rest me? When you are living, the brothers I rest to you, my Ning Yan does what has said.” 于是,她大声高呼道:“沈浪你不是想要睡我吗？等你活着回来,兄弟我就给你睡,我宁焱言出必行。” Shen Lang is ready to make trouble, I bear with great difficulty, the tigress you are cancel me to go off track! 沈浪蠢蠢欲动,我好不容易忍住,母老虎你这是勾我出轨啊！ These words, made Shen Lang be in Stage 3. 这一句话,就让沈浪进入了第三阶段。 Turned into the stone from le. 从砳变成了石。 Oh! Believed, will soon after be in Stage 3. 唉！相信不久之后,就会进入第三阶段了。 My brother Yun Mengze, is really the Deity. 我哥云梦泽,真乃神人也。 But at this time this Deity, in Princess Ning Yan, waves toward Shen Lang. 而此时这个神人,就在宁焱公主,朝着沈浪挥挥手。 Empire ambassador Yun Mengze said: „Brother Lang, this goes to outside the Kingdom of Qiang thousand li (500 km), must seize the opportunity, eradicates in the heart the taboo, found brand-new.” 帝国大使云梦泽道:“浪弟,此去羌国千里之外,一定要抓住机会,破除心中禁忌,找到全新的自我。” Urged me to go off track, can say unexpectedly simple and beautiful refined. 劝我出轨,竟然也能说得如此清丽脱俗。 My brother really worthily is a talent! 我哥真不愧是人才！ .................. ……………… Time like water, time flies. 时光如水,岁月如梭。 The day of hurrying along is quite boring, cannot install to compel, does not have the beautiful woman. 赶路的日子好无聊啊,又不能装逼,又没有美女。 The left is Big Fool, the right is Huang Feng. 左边是大傻,右边是黄凤。 The middle is one peeps stealthily Huang Feng’s Shen Thirteen! 中间是一个鬼鬼祟祟偷窥黄凤的沈十三！ These two really have the intrigue. 这两人真的有奸情啊。 13? 十三？ When is your eye blind? 你眼睛啥时候瞎的？ I do not know that your taste is so heavy? 我咋不知道你口味这么重呢？ Day that cannot install to compel, fast however crosses! 不能装逼的日子,飞快而过！ ............ ………… Ten days later! 十天之后！ Shen Lang leads the mission, brings several heads of Qiangs, entered Kingdom of Qiang! 沈浪率领使团,带着羌人的十几颗脑袋,进入了羌国！ „pēng pēng pēng pēng......” “砰砰砰砰……” The ground starts to shiver. 地面开始颤抖。 Then Kingdom of Qiang cavalry tide wells up generally, surrounds Shen Lang instantaneously all round. 然后一支羌国骑兵潮水一般涌过来,瞬间将沈浪团团包围。 Super high, super strong, but very beautiful female, she is riding a Bainiu, arranges the numerous. 一个超级高,超级壮,但又很美的女子,她骑着一头白牛,排众而出。 In her hand takes a broadsword, absolutely over more than 100 jin (0.5 kg). 她手中拿着一把青龙偃月刀,绝对超过一百多斤。 No wonder must ride the cow, the warhorse conducts the back radically motionless. 难怪要骑牛,战马根本驮不动。 „Are you Kingdom of Yue envoy Shen Lang?” Kingdom of Qiang heroic woman cold sound said. “你就是越国使者沈浪？”羌国女将寒声道。 Shen Lang said: „Below!” 沈浪道:“在下正是！” Heroic woman cold sound said: „Gives me to take completely, skins the cramp this Shen Lang, meat pick out to feed the dog!” 女将寒声道:“给我全部拿下,将这个沈浪扒皮抽筋,身上的肉一块块剔下来喂狗！” „Yes!” “是！” Then over a thousand Kingdom of Qiang cavalries shriek and howl wildly, brandish scimitar, kills toward the Shen Lang’s mission. 然后上千羌国骑兵鬼哭狼嚎,挥舞弯刀,朝着沈浪的使团杀来。 Shen Lang loudly said: „Princess Alunana, everyone person on one's own side, person on one's own side! Did I this Big Fool you see behind? Is he your husband?” 沈浪大声道:“阿鲁娜娜公主,大家自己人,自己人！我身后这大傻你看到了吗？他就是你丈夫啊？” „Hasn't Big Fool, gone to meet with your wife?” “大傻,还不去和你娘子见面？” .................. ……………… Note: Second delivers, I then write third, watch the movie probably, but cannot push including both hours, wū wū! 注:第二更送上,我接着写第三更,好像去看电影啊,可是连两个小时都挤不出来,呜呜呜！ Sought the support crazily, asked the monthly ticket crazily, wailed pays respects request! 狂求支持,狂求月票,嚎啕大哭拜求！