( ThankshegemonultragodsmalltadpolethousandYuanagainto hitto enjoy, feels gratefulto weep)
(谢谢盟主超神小蝌蚪再一次千元打赏,感恩涕零)Ning Yandepartedmore than tenmeters.宁焱足足飞出了十几米。
The tigressprincessdropsfiercelyin the place, thenstaggeredto retrocedeseveralsteps.
母老虎公主猛地跌落在地,然后又踉跄后退了几步。Then, shewas completely dull.
然后,她完全呆了。Shen Lang, Royal Sister Ning Jie was also dull.沈浪,还有宁洁长公主也呆了。Big Foolwere also shocked.大傻自己也惊呆了。What happened?
发生了什么事?Princess Ning Yanis a not being able to loseperson, immediatelygot angry, takes up the bigsword to towardBig Fooloverrun.宁焱公主是一个输不起的人啊,顿时怒了,抄起大剑又要朝着大傻冲过去。„Ifoughtyou......”
“我跟你拼了……”Then, she a swordcutsfiercely.
然后,她又猛地一剑斩去。„pēng......”
“砰……”Then, sheflew.
然后,她又飞出去了。Alsocuts.
又斩过去。Alsoflew!
又飞出去了!
After falling to the ground, shesooncried.
落地之后,她都快要哭了。
The handis quite sore, sheflung the palmdesperately, the fingers/tiger mouthsplit, bled.
手好疼啊,她拼命地甩了甩手掌,虎口都裂开,都流血了。„Master, what that do youhave a lookareyouteach? Ipracticed for more than tenyearsnot to be victoriousheto practice for a halfyear.”Princess Ning Yansaid: „Sillybig, why do youwantto play the role of the pigto eat the tiger?”
“师傅,你看看你教的都是什么啊?我练了十几年都打不过他练半年的。”宁焱公主道:“傻大个,你为什么要扮猪吃老虎?”Big Foolsaidwith amazement: „Whatisplays the role of the pigto eat the tiger?”大傻惊讶道:“什么是扮猪吃老虎?”HardRoyal Sister, Ohis not rather not right, is the Royal Sister Ning Jiesupplesound said: „Big Fool, the time did youdoin the half year?”
宁不硬长公主,哦不对,是宁洁长公主柔声道:“大傻,这半年时间你都干嘛了?”Big Foolsaid: „Comes under attack, thensoaking-bath.”大傻道:“挨打,然后泡澡。”Royal Sister Ning Jiesaid: „Every daycomes under attack?”宁洁长公主道:“每天都挨打?”Big Foolsaid: „Projects on the darknessfrom the dawn, then the soaking-bath, thencloses.”大傻道:“从天亮打到天黑,然后泡澡,然后关门。”Royal Sister Ning Jiesaid: „Whois hittingyou?”宁洁长公主道:“谁在打你?”Big Foolsaid: „Master.”大傻道:“师傅。”Ning JiePrincess said: „Why does hehityou?”宁洁公主道:“他为什么打你啊?”Big Foolsaid: „Hesaid that Iam stupid.”大傻道:“他说我笨。”Ning JiePrincess said: „Hehas said that whendoesn't hityou?”宁洁公主道:“那他有说过,什么时候不打你吗?”Big Fool: „HesaidIcould blockhistime, did not hitme.”大傻:“他说等我挡得住他的时候,就不打我了。”Ning JiePrincess said: „How does yourdailysoaking-bathfeel?”宁洁公主道:“那你每天泡澡感觉怎么样?”Big Fool: „Very sore, the masteris boilingmewith the cauldron. Boilsis boiling, the masteralsocried, said that accumulatedmore than tenyears of thing to use up.”大傻:“很疼,师傅用大锅在煮我。煮着煮着,师傅还哭了,说攒了十几年的东西全用完了。”Revealed the truth.
真相大白了。Shen Langcannot help butpraised to the heavens.沈浪都不由得叹为观止。Imusttake back the beforehandview.
我要收回之前的说法。Zhong Chuke your Great Grandmasterdoes not buy.钟楚客你这个大宗师不是花钱买的。Youarereallyawesome.
你是真牛逼。Manypeoplethinkto practice martial arts, thatdefinitelygivesyou a rare book, oneset of swordsmanship, do yougo all outto givemeto practice?
很多人以为练武,那肯定是给你一本秘籍,一套剑法,你拼命给我练吧?Thatis an average person, even99%talentspracticelike this.
那是普通人,甚至百分之九十九的天才都是这样练的。Howeverextremelytalents, are actually notthis.
但是有一种绝顶天才,却不是这样的。
Does Qiu Yao’erfight the move?仇妖儿打架有招数吗?Does not have!
没有的!Hisonemove, wildwar, electric fan.
他就一招,狂暴战,电风扇。Twoexecutioner's swordrevolutions, anyenemiesdied.
两只鬼头刀一转,什么敌人都死光光了。ThereforeBig Foolpractices martial arts, has not incurred the technique.
所以大傻练武,也没有招术的。Evenincurs the techniqueto imprisonthem.
甚至招术是在禁锢他们。Zhong Chukeis hittingBig Foolevery day, this is traininghisresponse and speed.钟楚客每天都在打大傻,这是在训练他的反应和速度。OtherwiseonbyBig Foolthisintelligence quotient, youthought that hecanunderstand the martial artsrare book? Youthought that hedoes practicecomes?
否则就以大傻这个智商,你觉得他能看懂武功秘籍?你觉得他练得来?Qiu Yao’erisveryintelligent, situation that but she talenttohas not neededto think.仇妖儿是很聪明的,只不过她已经天才到不需要动脑子的地步。ButBig Foolreallystupid.
而大傻是真的笨。Zhong ChukeGreat Grandmasterisevery dayis hittinghim, a daygetsten thousandtimes.钟楚客大宗师就是每天都在打他,一天打上万次。360degreessneak attackhim.
三百六十度偷袭他。What to do can Big Fool?大傻能怎么办?Heinbornwill not hide, the tigerto/clashesnot to hide.
他天生不会躲的,老虎冲过来都不会躲。He can only take an iron rodto keep off.
他就只能拿着一根铁棍挡了。Six months have passed.
半年过去了。Zhong Chukesneak attackedhis2 milliontimes.钟楚客偷袭了他两百万次了。Big Foolalsokept off2 milliontimes.大傻也挡了两百万次。Naturally, has not blockedonetime.
当然,一次都没挡住。After allZhong ChukeisGreat Grandmaster, howBig Foolcan block.
毕竟钟楚客是大宗师啊,大傻怎么挡得住。Howevercannot blockZhong Chuke, but can also 't blockyourPrincess Ning Yan?
但是挡不住钟楚客,还挡不住你宁焱公主吗?Thereforein the half year, Big Foollearnedonemove.
所以这半年来,大傻就学会了一招。Ikeep off!
我挡!Ikeep off!
我挡!Buthisstrength.
而他的力量。Thisperson of inbornsupernatural power.
此人本身就天生神力。Whatis most fearfuliswhat?
最可怕的是什么?Hisgoldenbloodlines.
他的黄金血脉。Does not needto cultivate, oneselfstrengthrisesupward.
不用修炼,自己力量都往上涨的。Was injuredalsorecovered.
受伤了也自己痊愈。ThereforepreviousBig Foolinjuresheavily, changed intoothers dead early, hewas thrownin the ravinenot dead for several days and several nights.
所以上次大傻伤得那么重,换成别人早死了,他被扔到山沟里面几天几夜没死。
After Shen Langherescues, in a whilerecovered . Moreover the littlewoundhas not stayed behind.沈浪将他救回去之后,没过多久就痊愈了,而且一点点伤口都没有留下。Therefore the Big Fool’sstrengthandtrue qiareinborn are very strong.
所以大傻的力量和真气是天生就很强。Does not needto practice, sleepscangrow stronger. Othersare the sufficientmoneygrow stronger, yourBig Foolissleepscangrow stronger.
不需要练,睡觉都能变强。人家是充钱就变强,你大傻是睡觉都能变强。dayyourSir, whereonthisreasons things out.
日你大爷,这上哪说理去。So-calledpracticestrue qi, whatpracticing the inner strengthis?
所谓练习真气,练习内力是什么?
It is not swallows the profoundexpiration and inspiration, the energy of absorptionworld, enters the dantian and bloodlines?
不就是吞玄吐纳,吸收天地之能量,进入丹田和血脉吗?
The ordinary people can also swallow, butabsorbsveryweakly, thereforeneedsall kinds ofinternal strength, enhancesswallows the profoundexpiration and inspiration the efficiency.
平常人也能吞噬,只不过吸收得很弱,所以才需要各式各样的内功,提高吞玄吐纳的效率。But the Big Foolgoldbloodlinesdo not needcompletely, hisporebreathcanabsorb the worldvitality.
但大傻黄金血脉完全不需要的,他毛孔呼吸都能吸收天地元气。Just, after heabsorbs the worldvitality, will not use, is unable to display.
只不过,他吸收天地元气后不会用,也无法施展出来。Zhong Chukesoaks the medicinal herbbathonevery daytohim, the goalwasto hide nearly 20years of strengthstimulatinghim.钟楚客就每天给他泡药材浴,目的就是将他潜藏了近二十年的力量给激发出来。Thereforehewill poor-mouth.
所以他才会哭穷。Accumulatedmore than tenyears of medicinal herb, did not arrive for a halfyearto soak.
攒了十几年的药材,不到过半年就泡完了。Has a look atQiu Yao’eragain.
再看看仇妖儿。Othersdo not practice martial arts, anythingsits in meditation, anythingcultivates the internal strength.
人家也不练武的,什么打坐,什么修炼内功。Whatstudies diligently and practices hard? Withoutthismatter.
什么勤学苦练?没这回事。Sheevery dayis not the murder, listens to the story.
她每天不是杀人,就是听故事。ThereforeBig Fooldoes not practice martial arts for a halfyearsoto be fierce, butwasZhong Chukestimulatedhe20years of potentialinner strengthcompletely.
所以大傻并不是练武半年就这么厉害,而是钟楚客把他二十年的潜在内力全部激发了出来。
Can thisnotawesome?
这能不牛逼吗?Just, henowwill also only keep off, will not attack.
只不过,他现在还只会挡,不会攻击的。About1-2 years later, Zhong Chukemustteachhimto attack.
大约1-2后,钟楚客就要教他攻击了。Howeverthisshouldverybe difficult.
不过这应该会很难。BecauseBig Foolis the firminstigationgoods, neverunderstood that hitsotherson own initiative.
因为大傻是个刚硬的怂货,从来不懂得主动去打别人的。Othersattackhistime, is the headhugs, back, makingyouhit.
别人攻击他的时候,就是脑袋一抱,后背一顶,让你们打。Youhave the spiked club, Ihave the top of the head.
你有狼牙棒,我有天灵盖。Nowimagines, Zhong ChukeGreat Grandmasteris not easy.
现在想象,钟楚客大宗师也不容易啊。Mustteach the first under heavenBig Foolsuchperson, easy as pie, difficultsuch asto ascend to heaven.
要把大傻这样的人教成天下第一,易如反掌,也难如登天。At least, youmustmakehimlearnto hit the person.
起码,你要让他学会打人啊。..................
………………Royal Sister Ning JieexplainedtoNing Yan, Big Fool why so fierce.宁洁长公主给宁焱解释了一遍,大傻为什么这么厉害。TigressPrincess said: „Thatmeaningis, Iamveryfierce, butisheis too abnormal?”
母老虎公主道:“那意思是,我还是很厉害的,只不过是他太变态?”Almostisthismeaning.
差不多就是这个意思。TigressNing Yansaid: „But, bumps intotheirsuchanomalies, whatsignificance do others practice martial arts have?”
母老虎宁焱道:“可是,碰到他们这样的变态,其他人练武还有什么意义啊?”Royal Sister Ning Jiesaid: „Yes, withoutsignificance.”宁洁长公主道:“是啊,没有意义啊。”
The tigresssaid: „It is not right, ismeaningful, suchanomalyrarely, usuallydo not meetand that's the end. Big Fool, tome, do not makemeseeyou.”
母老虎道:“不对,还是有意义的,这样的变态很少,平常不要遇到就是了。大傻,你给我离远一点,不要让我看到你。”„Oh.”Big Foolhidbehind the pillar.
“哦。”大傻躲到柱子后面去了。Shen Langis speechless, appearance that youinstigate, turning intoNumber One Expert Under the Heavenis also useless.沈浪无语,就你这么怂的样子,变成天下第一高手也没用。Ning Jiesaid: „CannotyoubullyBig Fool.”宁洁道:“不许你欺负大傻。”Then, shebeckonsto saytowardBig Fool: „Youcome.”
然后,她朝大傻招了招手道:“你过来。”Big Foolwalked.大傻走了过来。Ning Jiesolves a hanging on neck, thisis a auspicious cloudsemerald, has no timetransparently, is precious.宁洁将脖子上的一个挂饰解下来,这是一个祥云翡翠,透明无暇,非常珍贵的。Shewearsthishangingin the Big Fool’swrist/skill.
她把这挂饰戴在大傻的手腕上。Thishangingis very famous, is the late kingbestowsNing JiePrincessopen/stretch, manypowerful officialsknew.
这挂饰很有名的,是先王赐给宁洁张公主的,很多权贵都认识。NowNing JiegivesBig Fool, thisthentellseveryone, thispersonIprotected, do not movehim.
现在宁洁送给大傻,这样便是告诉所有人,这个人我护了,你们不要动他。Princess Ning Yanis goodto be jealous.宁焱公主好妒忌。Thisauspicious cloudsjade pendantshealsolikesvery much, demandedmanytimes, the paternal auntsare not willingtoher, nowto give a strangerfinally.
这个祥云玉佩她也很喜欢的,索要了好多次,姑姑都不愿意给她,结果现在给了一个陌生人了。Howeverin the Ning Jieeye, Big Foolis not the stranger.
不过在宁洁眼中,大傻可不是陌生人。BecauseherepresentsKingdom of Yueto aspire to seize the hope of the world martial arts.
因为他代表着越国问鼎天下武道的希望。„Ok, youwent.”Rather nothardRoyal Sisterwaves.
“好了,你们去吧。”宁不硬长公主挥了挥手。Shen Langlongrelaxes, hurriesfirstto slide, after going out ofJinglu, was more comfortablefar away fromPrincessNing Jie.沈浪长长松了一口气,赶紧头一个溜了,走出静庐之后,远离宁洁公主就舒服多了。Looked under a waist of Princess Ning Yan the curve.
看了一眼宁焱公主的腰下曲线。Indicated that respects, allfunctionsare normal!
表示尊敬一下,一切的功能正常!Actually, hedoes not likeRoyal Sister Ning Jie.
其实,他不喜欢宁洁长公主。Ning Jiedoes not likehim, thereforehas not spokena few wordswithhimfrom beginning to end.宁洁也不喜欢他,所以从头到尾没有和他说过一句话。OnNing Jiehas the intensesaintessaura, makingpeople not hard.宁洁身上有强烈的圣女气息,让人不硬。ButonShen Langhas the intensewasteaura, makingpeopleill.
而沈浪身上有强烈的人渣气息,让人不适。..................
………………In the eveningsomepeopletreat, AmbassadorYan Empire, Qingyaomarquisheir apparentYun Mengze.
晚上有人请客,炎帝国大使,清遥侯世子云梦泽。Todayhemade the Ning Yanhorse racing, very early in the morningwent to the racetrackto wait, finallyhas not gonetoeveningNing Yan.
今天他约了宁焱赛马,一早就去赛马场等着了,结果到傍晚宁焱还没去。Youdo not comenot to informmyone, was really the day the dog.
你不来也不通知我一声,真是日了狗了。Being bored to deathYun Mengze, can only maketwoaristocratdaughtersin the racetrack.
百无聊赖的云梦泽,就只能在赛马场弄了两个贵族千金。In the eveningis the Ning Yanliterary retainerapologized, butturned intoYun Mengzeto treatbewilderedly.
晚上本来是宁焱清客赔罪的,但莫名其妙变成了云梦泽请客了。Tigressprincessmade mistakes, but alsowantsothersto treat.
母老虎公主自己犯错了,还要别人请客。Thatmeaningis, Imade mistakes, thereforebestows the opportunity that youtreat?
那意思是,我犯错了,所以赐给你请客的机会?HoweverYun Mengzedoes not care, is only the spiritis a little bad, generallyhedoes not dally with the womanduring the daytime, today is too bored, thereforebroke a vow.
不过云梦泽也不在意,只是精神有点不济,一般他白天是不怎么玩女人的,今天实在太无聊,所以破戒了。„Introduced, thiswasmy brotherShen Lang.”
“介绍一下,这是我兄弟沈浪。”„ThisisYun Mengze, the empiretrash!”
“这是云梦泽,帝国垃圾!”„ThisisBig Fool!”
“这是大傻!”Princess Ning Yanscuffled said that thenoneselfsatto openeats.宁焱公主敷衍了事地介绍了一下,然后自己坐下来开吃。Shen Lang: „Greeting on first meetinggreeting on first meeting.”沈浪:“久仰久仰。”Yun Mengze: „Is laughed, greeting on first meetinggreeting on first meeting.”云梦泽:“见笑见笑,久仰久仰。”Shen Lang: „Is laughed.”沈浪:“见笑见笑。”Then, twopeopledid not have the wordsto say.
然后,两个人就没有话说了。
The firstfeeling that these twoeach othermeetis.
这两人彼此见面的第一感觉就是。Is so graceful?
靠,这么帅?
It is not good, Imustkillhim.
不行,我得弄死他。
The topbeautifulmaleare the natural enemy.
顶级美男都是天敌。However, thishostilityvanishedquickly.
但是,这股敌意很快就消失了。Becauseboth sidessmelled the similaraura.
因为双方都闻到了同类的气息。Why bother do the wastefeel embarrassed the waste?
人渣何苦为难人渣?Whydoes not know, someShen Langclearmonarchssawoneselffeeling.
不知道为什么,沈浪有些明白国君见到自己的感觉了。
The monarchssaidrepeatedly,Shen Lang you are a fineperson, is not very easy.
国君屡次说,沈浪你是个精致人,很不容易。ButmonarchNing Yuanxianregarded itself the finestperson.
而国君宁元宪就把自己当成最精致的人了。
The aspectsare fine, the aspectsare fastidious.
方方面面都精致,方方面面都讲究。
After awkwardpeace, Big Foolsaidsuddenly: „Second Fool, do Ialsowantto say the greeting on first meetinggreeting on first meeting?”
尴尬的安静后,大傻忽然道:“二傻,我也要说久仰久仰吗?”Yun Mengzelooked atBig Foolone, eyestunned, flashes through a specialray.云梦泽看了大傻一眼,眼睛一阵错愕,闪过一丝特殊的光芒。Then, hesaidtowardBig Foolsubmissively: „Is laughed.”
然后,他朝着大傻拱手道:“见笑见笑。”Then, awkwardspeechless.
然后,又尴尬无言。Big Foolalsosaid: „Second Fool, can Ieat?”大傻又道:“二傻,我可以吃了吗?”Shen Langsaid: „Eats, eats.”沈浪道:“吃吧,吃吧。”Big Fooleatsearnestlyfiercely.大傻埋头猛吃。
The tigresseatsearnestlyfiercely.
母老虎埋头猛吃。Shen LangandYun Mengzefell into the awkwardsilenceagain.沈浪和云梦泽再一次陷入了尴尬的寂静。For a long timelater, Shen Langthought of an issuefinally: „Heir Apparent Yun, have yourestedseveralwomen?”
好久之后,沈浪终于想到了一个问题:“云世子,你睡过几个女人了?”Yun Mengzethinksa whilesaid: „Is unclear, several hundred.”云梦泽想了一会儿道:“记不清了,几百个吧。”Immediately, Shen Langwantedto killhim.
顿时,沈浪又想要弄死他了。Taking a look, thisis the worldwinner, human formself-propelled artillery.
瞧瞧,这才是人间赢家啊,人形自走炮啊。Moreover, herestsis the beautiful women.
而且,他睡的都是美女啊。Ning YanRoyal Sisterdisdains saying: „Trash, plants/horse!”宁焱长公主不屑道:“垃圾,种/马!”Yun Mengzeasked: „Brother Shenyou?”云梦泽问道:“沈兄你呢?”Shen Langfeelssomewhatcannot raise the head, shamefacedlysaid: „Three.”沈浪觉得有些抬不起头来,羞愧道:“三个。”Ning Yan: „Trash!”宁焱:“垃圾!”Eatsyour, othersrestseveral hundredare the trash, Irestedthreealsoto scoldme the trash.
吃你的吧,人家睡几百个是垃圾,我才睡了三个也骂我垃圾。Fearedwas castratedbyyour father, Ihave rested100times your tigress.
要不是怕被你爹阉了,我早就把你这头母老虎睡掉一百次了。
After Yun Mengzehears the Shen Lang’sanswer, sighed: „Pitifully.”云梦泽听到沈浪的答案后,叹息道:“可惜了。”Shen Lang: „Not?”沈浪:“可不是吗?”Yun Mengzesaid: „Brother Shen, youmayknow, the manlikeusrests the secret of woman?”云梦泽道:“沈兄,你可知道,像咱们这样的男人多睡女人的秘诀吗?”Shen Langsaid: „The toospecialsentimentinoneperson, will otherwise haveguilty.”沈浪道:“不要太专情于一人,否则会心生愧疚。”Yun Mengzesaid: „Right! Anymansees the prettywoman'sfirstresponse, wantsto rest, is very normal. Ifyoulikecaring about a woman, youwill be responsible, youwill restrain, youcould not let loose. Becauserestsstrangewoman unable to stand off the innermost feelings a pleasant sensation of time the guilt, thereforecould not rest.”云梦泽道:“对啊!任何男人见到漂亮女人的第一反应,就是想睡,很正常的。你若太喜欢太在乎一个女人,那你就会有责任感,你就会克制,你就放不开了。因为睡一次陌生女人的快感敌不过内心的愧疚,所以就睡不下去了。”Shen Langsaid: „Elder Brother, Iunderstandthistruthtimealreadylate.”沈浪道:“哥,我明白这个道理的时候已经晚了。”Yun Mengzecarries the wine glasssay/way: „Feels sorry not to have met sooner!”云梦泽端起酒杯道:“相见恨晚!”Shen Lang: „Feels sorry not to have met sooner!”沈浪:“相见恨晚!”ThenShen Langasked an issuesaid: „Elder Brother, youseeOojirinow, but also does the stoneresult in?”
接着沈浪问了一个问题道:“哥,你现在见到大尻,还石得起来吗?”Princess Ning Yanraised the head saying: „Who is Oojiri? How didn't Iknow?”宁焱公主抬头道:“大尻是谁?我怎么不认识?”Yun Mengzesaid: „Iandshein the same place, are divided intoseveralstages, from the beginning the rock pile, le, the stone, hungafterwardafterwardafterward, nowwithers.”云梦泽道:“我和她在一起的时候,分为几个阶段,一开始磊,后来砳,后来石,后来垂,现在萎。”Then, the Yun Mengzeheir apparentsaid: „Shen Lang, should yoube at Stage 1now?”
接着,云梦泽世子道:“沈浪,你现在应该处于第一阶段吧?”
The Shen Langnodsaid: „Right! If notfearsis castrated, is very difficultto restrain.”沈浪点头道:“对!若非怕被阉,已经很难克制了。”Yun Mengzesaid: „Understood,quickwill be in Stage 2.”云梦泽道:“了解了解,很快就会进入第二阶段了。”Shen Langsaid: „Has Brother Yunseenhardlyrather not?”沈浪道:“云兄见过宁不硬吗?”Yun Mengzesaid: „Evadesit less, makingpeopleill. Brother Shencannot meet, do not meetwithher.”云梦泽道:“避之不及,让人不适。沈兄能够不见面,就不要和她见面。”Shen Langsaid: „Elder brotherknowsmyheart!”沈浪道:“兄长知我心!”Yun Mengzesaid: „Feels sorry not to have met sooner, latervisits each other often.”云梦泽道:“相见恨晚,以后常来常往。”Shen Langsaid: „Visits each other often!”沈浪道:“常来常往!”Shen Langfeltoneselfran into the friendfinally.沈浪觉得自己总算遇到知己了。Spansseveral thousandli (0.5 km), in the boundlesshuge crowd, metonefinallywith the waste of hissamerank.
跨越几千里,在茫茫人海中,终于遇到了一个和他同等级别的人渣了。............
…………Goes hometo the halfwaytime, Princess Ning Yansuddenlyviolent anger.
回家到半路的时候,宁焱公主忽然暴怒。„Oojiri who Shen Lang, yousaida moment ago, shouldnot beI?”
“沈浪,你们刚才说的大尻,该不会是我吧?”This, thispassed more than double-hour, youresponded.
这,这都过去一个多时辰了啊,你才反应过来。Shen Langhas not spoken.沈浪还没有说话。Ning Yandraws out the bigsword, patstowardShen Lang.宁焱就拔出大剑,朝着沈浪拍过来。Right, is the racket, does not cut.
对,是拍,不是砍。Mustto this wastelesson, dareto speakmymalicious remarks.
一定要给这个人渣一个教训,竟敢说我坏话。Ipat, racket, racket!
我拍,拍,拍!
After oneminute .
一分钟后。Princess Ning Yanpants, the entireonlyarmmustbreak.宁焱公主气喘吁吁,整只手臂都要断了。Shepatted100swordscrazily, from the beginningis the racket, afterwardcut.
她足足狂拍了一百剑,一开始是拍,后来是砍。Cut the Shen Lang100swordsfully.
整整砍了沈浪一百剑。However, kept offbyBig Foolcompletely, even the Shen Lang’slower hem cornerhas not bumped into.
然而,全部被大傻挡了下来,连沈浪的衣角都没有碰到。„Do not hitSecond Fool, does not fightwell.”Big Foolweaksay/way.
“不要打二傻,打架不好的。”大傻弱弱道。Princess Ning Yanmustcry, handreallyquitesore.宁焱公主都要哭了,手真的好疼啊。„Shen Langyouare waitingtome, Iwill not let offabsolutelyyour, after waiting forBig Foolto walk, Ikilled certainlyyou, Ihit certainlyyourexcrement.”
“沈浪你给我等着,我绝对不会放过你的,等大傻走了之后,我一定打死你,我一定将你屎都打出来。”Then, Princess Ning Yanmurderous aurawalkedsteaming, went home.
说罢,宁焱公主杀气腾腾地走了,回家去了。Sees the tigressto pay lip service to the excrement the excrement.
见到母老虎口口声声屎啊屎的。Immediately, Shen Langwas in Stage 2.
顿时,沈浪进入了第二阶段。From the rock pile, entered the lecondition.
从磊,进入了砳状态。My brotherYun Mengze is really the Deity!
我哥云梦泽真乃神人也!..................
………………Next day!
次日!Under the monarchs the aim, will burn downSacred Templemore than tenKingdom of Qiangmissionwarriorsto beheadto expose to the public!
国君下旨,将焚烧圣庙的十几名羌国使团武士斩首示众!„......”
“唰唰唰唰……”Severalexecutionerbutcher knivescut.
十几个刽子手屠刀斩下。
The heads of thesemore than tenQiangstumble, the bloodwindshoots.
这十几个羌人的脑袋滚落,鲜血飙射。Ten thousandnumerouscheer.
万众欢呼。
The whole body of ministerscheer.
群臣欢呼。Monarchmilitary might.
国君威武。Kingdom of Yuemilitary might!越国威武!
The monarchsissue an imperial order, harshlycondemnedKingdom of Qiang, andexpressed that all thesehad not finished.
国君下诏,严厉谴责羌国,并且表示这一切都没有结束。On the burning downSacred Templeincident, Kingdom of Qiangmustgive a Kingdom of Yueconfession.
就焚烧圣庙一事,羌国一定要给越国一个交代。OtherwiseKingdom of Qiangwill face the Kingdom of Yue’sgeneral sanction, the anger of thunderwithstanding the Kingdom of Yuecommon people.
否则羌国将面临越国的全面制裁,承受越国万民的雷霆之怒。Does not say that you have not been forewarned.
勿谓言之不预。
The worldcommon peopleare encouraged.
天下万民更加振奋。
The monarchsare really wise, is really strong.
国君果然英明,果然强硬啊。Then under monarchNing Yuanxiancontinues the aim, assignsMinistry of Ritesto form the missionto go toKingdom of Qiang, condemnedKing of Qiang.
然后国君宁元宪继续下旨,命礼部组建使团前往羌国,谴责羌王。
The peoplecannot help butneckshrinks.
众人不由得脖子一缩。This, are thistheycourt death?
这,这他们是去找死啊?
The time, Honglu Temple80%officials, get sickcompletelyathome.
顿时间,鸿胪寺八成的官员,全部告病在家。Thisisbrings death.
这是送死啊。
The monarchsyouflickered the common peoplealsoeven, wemaybe the sensible people.
国君你忽悠一下老百姓也就算了,我们可都是明白人啊。ThatKingdom of Qiangis a mental illness, the warhawk.
那羌国就是一个神经病,战争狂人啊。Goes crazy, hitsincludingoneself.
发疯起来,连自己都打。Theyare the information disseminationare slow, has not known that the missionwas cutbyKingdom of Yue.
他们是信息传播慢,还不知道使团被越国斩了。IfKing of Qiangknows,has sent out the armyto enterKingdom of Yue.
要是羌王知道,早就派出大军杀入越国了。Youalsosend the missionto condemnKing of Qiang, but alsobrings the heads of more than tenstrong people, but can also makeKing of Qiangacknowledge guilt?
你还派遣使团去谴责羌王,还带着十几颗强人的脑袋,还要让羌王认罪?My Godthat?
我的天那?Let alonemission, even if the princeleads, the King of Qiangstillphotokillsdoes not harm.
别说使团了,就算王子带队去,羌王也照杀不误。Thisgoesis nota narrow escape, butistendiesnotfresh.
这一去不是九死一生,而是十死无生。Moreoverisdies not entirecorpse, dieswithout the burial ground.
而且是死无全尸,死无葬身之地。Skinningis certain, the crampis also certain, was boiledateis also certain.
扒皮是一定的,抽筋也是一定的,被煮了吃掉也是一定的。So long asin the missionlisthasme, even ifresigns from officeInot to go.
所以只要使团名单中有我,就算辞官我也不去。Not is only Honglu Temple, the youngofficials of Ministry of Ritesalsowalk the relationsin abundance, looks for the method.
不仅仅是鸿胪寺,就连礼部的年轻官员也纷纷走关系,找门路。Showing special prowess.
各显神通。In brief, did not enterbyoneselfgoes abroad on a diplomatic missionin the Kingdom of Qiang’slist.
总之,就是不让自己进入出使羌国的名单之内。Butatthis time!
而就在这个时候!
The Shen Langstation, Iwent!沈浪站了出来,我去!For the dignity of monarch.
为了国君之尊严。For the dignity of Kingdom of Yue.
为了越国之尊严。Iam willingto go abroad on a diplomatic missionKingdom of Qiangon behalf ofKingdom of Yue.
我愿意代表越国出使羌国。Iam willingto condemnKing of Qiang, makinghimacknowledge guilt.
我愿意去谴责羌王,让他认罪。LetKingdom of Qiangto a Kingdom of Yueconfession, lets the worldcommon peoplesatisfactoryconfession.
让羌国给越国一个交代,让天下万民都满意的交代。Immediately, the entirenational capitalis silent.
顿时,整个国都寂静。You, was yourShen Langthisinsane?
你,你沈浪这是疯了吗?Livingisn't good? Canbring death?
活着不好吗?非要去送死?Count of Xuanwu Residencemaltreatsyou? Letyou unable to look on the bright side of thing?玄武伯爵府是不是虐待你了?让你这么想不开?Youwant dead are very simple, the cranewithstand/topredeats, looks for a stringto hang, looks for a deeppointlatrine pitto jumpagainbadlydownward.
你想要死很简单啊,鹤顶红一吃,找根绳子一吊,再不济找一个深一点的茅坑往下一跳。
The time that the guaranteepartlyburns a joss stickdied.
保证半炷香的时间就死翘翘了。Thesecause of deathentirecorpses, have not usedat leastat leastsuchpainfully.
这些死法起码还有一个全尸,起码也不用死得这么痛苦。
Do yougo abroad on a diplomatic missionKingdom of Qiang?
你出使羌国?This is not only dies not entirecorpse, will be eatenbythesebarbarianswhile still alive.
这不仅仅是死无全尸,甚至会被那些野蛮人活活吃掉的啊。
The Shen Langpublic statement, Iknow that thisgoesisa narrow escape.沈浪公开喊话,我知道这一去是九死一生。HoweverforKingdom of Yue, formonarch, formyfather-in-lawsealsMarquis of Xuanwu, do I have whatto fear?
但是为了越国,为了国君,为了我岳父封玄武侯,我又有何惧?
The monarchshearthissayingtime, the complexionpulled out.
国君听到这话的时候,脸色抽了一下。What do you mean?
你这是什么意思?Alsomustalonesealing the Marquis of Xuanwuincidentrowcomes out saying that youthoughtIwon't mean what he says? Do youwantto put my on the back-foot?
还要单独把封玄武侯一事列出来说,你觉得我会说话不算数吗?你这是要将我的军吗?Youcould rest assured that so long asyoucompleted the Kingdom of Qiangmission, Imean certainly what he says.
你放心,只要你完成了羌国使命,我一定说话算话。Shen Langexpressedveryawkwardly.
紧接着,沈浪表示非常为难。MyShen Langhas a mindto win for the motherland, butIdo not have the academic honorpitifully, the statuswas too low, merelyis only a Imperial College of Supreme Learningimperial academy student.
我沈浪有心为国争光,但可惜我没有功名啊,身份太低了,仅仅只是一个太学监生。ThereforeMinistry of RitesbestowsShen LangImperial Collegeto livedirectly.
于是礼部直接赐沈浪国子监生。Shen Langisveryawkward, thisdiplomais nottoohard, thismakesmego abroad on a diplomatic missionKingdom of Qiang, noenergy.沈浪还是很为难,这个文凭不是太硬啊,这让我出使羌国,没什么底气啊。Ministry of Ritesclenches teeth, grants the juren the academic honor.
礼部咬咬牙,赐予举人功名。Person who youmustdiein any case, is not excessiveto an academic honor of juren.
反正你是要死的人了,给一个举人的功名也不过分。At leastat that timeMinistry of Riteshigh and low, adopts unanimously.
至少当时礼部上下,一致通过。Thiswasunprecedented.
这是破天荒了。
The jurenacademic honorisveryprecious, even after Dukemarquis, even ifset up the person of great merit, youare still honesttometest the imperial civil service examination, is impossibleto bestow the academic honordirectly.
举人功名是很珍贵的,就算公侯之后,就算立了大功之人,你也老老实实给我考科举,不可能直接赐功名。
The present is really the peculiar circumstance.
现在真是特殊情况。Everyoneknows,going abroad on a diplomatic missionKingdom of Qiangthisisgives life for one's country, therefore the firing linepromotes must.
谁都知道,出使羌国这是为国捐躯,所以火线提拔也是应当的。Shen Lang is still very awkward, the jurenacademic honorisinsufficientlyhard.沈浪依旧很为难,举人功名还是不够硬啊。ThisletsmefacingKing of Qiangtime, is the insufficientenergy, otherwise do yougiveto riseagain?
这让我面对羌王的时候,还是不够底气啊,要不然你们再给涨涨?Ministry of Ritesallofficialslook askance, yourShen Langwas excessive, almostonline.
礼部所有官员侧目,你沈浪过分了啊,差不多就行了。
Did youalsoblackmailto become addicted?
你还讹诈上瘾了?Difficultto be inadequateyou to grant the successful candidate the status?
难不成你想要赐予进士身份?Is impossible! Dyingis impossibleto give the successful candidate the status.
不可能!死都不可能给进士身份。WhenShen LangandMinistry of Ritesrefuse to budge.
就在沈浪和礼部僵持的时候。
The monarchsbestowed a gifttoJin Family Courtyard, Shen Langopenedlook, was a stone, hardincomparablestone.
国君赐了一个礼物到金氏别院,沈浪打开一看,是一块石头,坚硬无比的石头。
The meaning of monarchis clear.
国君的意思非常明白。Youthought that the academic honor of juren is not very hard, is thatthisstonehardenough?
你觉得举人的功名还不够硬,那这块石头够不够硬啊?IsyourShen Lang’sheadis hard, ismystoneis hard?
是你沈浪的脑袋硬,还是寡人的这块石头硬?Therefore, Shen Langinstigateddecisively.
于是,沈浪果断怂了。Received the jurenacademic honor of Ministry of Rites.
接下了礼部的举人功名。From now henceforth, Master Langwas a juren.
从今以后,浪爷就是举人了。
After oneday !
一日之后!
The monarchsunder the aim, conferringShen LangisHonglu TempleEighth RankRegistrar.
国君又下旨,册封沈浪为鸿胪寺八品主簿。Reallysesame seedgrain of samelesser official.
真是芝麻粒一样的小官了。
After twodays !
两日之后!
The monarchunderaim, bestowsShen LangtowarddispersingyouthXianagain.
国君再下旨,赐沈浪朝散郎衔。Thistowarddispersing the court attendantis the official title, is not the position, empty.
这朝散郎是官衔,不是职位啊,是虚的。Thatmeaningis, gaveyouto promotefirst-level, from now henceforthyoufromSeventh Rank.
那意思就是,给你提升了一级,从今以后你就是从七品了。Shen Langthisalsocalculates that broke for dozensyears the record of Kingdom of Yuedeliberation hall.沈浪这也算打破了几十年来越国朝堂的记录了。
The jurensserve as an official, withinmerelyfivedaysriseon the officerfirst-level, achievedfromSeventh Rank.
举人做官,仅仅五天之内就官升一级,做到了从七品。Speed of thispromotionfast.
这升官的速度飞快。Howeverno oneenvies, becausethisis the repertoire.
但是没有人羡慕,因为这都是套路。Alsocrossedtwodays!
又过了两日!Monarchofficialunderaim!
国君正式下旨!ConferringShen Lang is causing, to lead the mission, goes abroad on a diplomatic missionKingdom of Qiang, condemnedKing of Qiang, mustdo not damage the national prestige of Kingdom of Yue.
册封沈浪为正使,率领使团,出使羌国,谴责羌王,务必不要损了越国之国威。Naturally, the so-calledmissiononly hasShen Langoneperson, evendeputy envoydoes not have.
当然,所谓的使团就只有沈浪一人,连副使都没有。100cavalries, escortShen Langto leavefromVermilion Bird Gate, goes toKingdom of Qiangenormously and powerful.
一百名骑兵,护送着沈浪从朱雀门出,浩浩荡荡前往羌国。
The Princess Ning Yanhundredli (0.5 km)see off!宁焱公主百里相送!Finally, sheshoutstowardShen Langgreatly: „Shen Lang, youare great, you are a hero.”
最后,她朝着沈浪大喊道:“沈浪,你好样的,你是英雄。”„Youcould rest assured that after youdied, Ilook certainly aftergoodXiao Bingforyou.”
“你放心,你死了之后,我一定替你照顾好小冰的。”Immediately, Shen Langclenches jaws.
顿时,沈浪咬牙切齿。
The tigressin a momentdo not say.
母老虎你不会说话就不要说。„Although your timegoes toKingdom of Qianga narrow escape, even if hashopeby some chancestill to live.”
“虽然你这次去羌国九死一生,但就算有万一的希望也要活着回来。”„Weare the brothers, Iwill certainly protectyourfamily member.”
“我们是兄弟,我一定会保护好你的家人的。”„Shen Lang, musthave the hope, mustgo all outto live.”
“沈浪,一定要心存希望,一定要拼命活着。”Then, the tigressprincessthought that oneselfdrivewastoounspecific, insufficientsubstantiality.
接着,母老虎公主觉得自己的激励还是太空泛了,不够实质性。Therefore, sheshouted loudlyloudly: „Shen Lang don't youwantto restme? Whenyouare living, the brothersIresttoyou, myNing Yandoes what has said.”
于是,她大声高呼道:“沈浪你不是想要睡我吗?等你活着回来,兄弟我就给你睡,我宁焱言出必行。”Shen Langis ready to make trouble, Ibearwith great difficulty, the tigressyou are cancelmeto go off track!沈浪蠢蠢欲动,我好不容易忍住,母老虎你这是勾我出轨啊!These words, madeShen Langbe in Stage 3.
这一句话,就让沈浪进入了第三阶段。Turned into the stonefromle.
从砳变成了石。Oh! Believed, will soon after be in Stage 3.
唉!相信不久之后,就会进入第三阶段了。My brotherYun Mengze, is really the Deity.
我哥云梦泽,真乃神人也。Butat this timethisDeity, inPrincess Ning Yan, wavestowardShen Lang.
而此时这个神人,就在宁焱公主,朝着沈浪挥挥手。EmpireambassadorYun Mengzesaid: „Brother Lang, thisgoes tooutside the Kingdom of Qiangthousand li (500 km), mustseize the opportunity, eradicatesin the heart the taboo, foundbrand-new.”
帝国大使云梦泽道:“浪弟,此去羌国千里之外,一定要抓住机会,破除心中禁忌,找到全新的自我。”Urgedmeto go off track, cansayunexpectedlysimple and beautifulrefined.
劝我出轨,竟然也能说得如此清丽脱俗。My brotherreallyworthilyis a talent!
我哥真不愧是人才!..................
………………Timelikewater, time flies.
时光如水,岁月如梭。
The day of hurrying alongis quite boring, cannotinstallto compel, does not have the beautiful woman.
赶路的日子好无聊啊,又不能装逼,又没有美女。
The leftisBig Fool, the rightisHuang Feng.
左边是大傻,右边是黄凤。
The middleisonepeepsstealthilyHuang Feng’sShen Thirteen!
中间是一个鬼鬼祟祟偷窥黄凤的沈十三!These tworeallyhave the intrigue.
这两人真的有奸情啊。13?
十三?When is youreyeblind?
你眼睛啥时候瞎的?Ido not know that yourtasteis so heavy?
我咋不知道你口味这么重呢?Day that cannotinstallto compel, fasthowevercrosses!
不能装逼的日子,飞快而过!............
…………Tendayslater!
十天之后!Shen Langleads the mission, brings several heads of Qiangs, enteredKingdom of Qiang!沈浪率领使团,带着羌人的十几颗脑袋,进入了羌国!„pēng pēng pēng pēng......”
“砰砰砰砰……”
The groundstartsto shiver.
地面开始颤抖。ThenKingdom of Qiangcavalrytidewells upgenerally, surroundsShen Langinstantaneouslyall round.
然后一支羌国骑兵潮水一般涌过来,瞬间将沈浪团团包围。Superhigh, superstrong, but very beautifulfemale, sheis riding a Bainiu, arranges the numerous.
一个超级高,超级壮,但又很美的女子,她骑着一头白牛,排众而出。Inherhandtakes a broadsword, absolutelyover more than 100jin (0.5 kg).
她手中拿着一把青龙偃月刀,绝对超过一百多斤。No wondermustride the cow, the warhorse conducts the backradicallymotionless.
难怪要骑牛,战马根本驮不动。„Are youKingdom of YueenvoyShen Lang?”Kingdom of Qiangheroic womancoldsound said.
“你就是越国使者沈浪?”羌国女将寒声道。Shen Langsaid: „Below!”沈浪道:“在下正是!”Heroic womancoldsound said: „Givesmeto takecompletely, skins the crampthisShen Lang, meatpick outto feed the dog!”
女将寒声道:“给我全部拿下,将这个沈浪扒皮抽筋,身上的肉一块块剔下来喂狗!”„Yes!”
“是!”Thenover a thousandKingdom of Qiangcavalriesshriek and howl wildly, brandishscimitar, killstoward the Shen Lang’smission.
然后上千羌国骑兵鬼哭狼嚎,挥舞弯刀,朝着沈浪的使团杀来。Shen Langloudly said: „Princess Alunana, everyoneperson on one's own side, person on one's own side! Did IthisBig Foolyouseebehind? Is he your husband?”沈浪大声道:“阿鲁娜娜公主,大家自己人,自己人!我身后这大傻你看到了吗?他就是你丈夫啊?”„Hasn't Big Fool, goneto meetwithyourwife?”
“大傻,还不去和你娘子见面?”..................
………………Note: Seconddelivers, Ithenwritethird, watch the movieprobably, butcannot pushincludingbothhours, wū wū!
注:第二更送上,我接着写第三更,好像去看电影啊,可是连两个小时都挤不出来,呜呜呜!Sought the supportcrazily, asked the monthly ticketcrazily, wailedpays respectsrequest!
狂求支持,狂求月票,嚎啕大哭拜求!
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