HCLS :: Volume #1

#83: I am the schizophrenia

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„I have a great idea actually, when the time comes lets a Teacher Lei round of short note time, to Xiao Chen round of one, when the time comes we reported he takes a test looked at cell phone, the teacher saw the answer in his cell phone, was the yellow mud falls the pants crotch, was not the excrement is also the excrement!” Shou Hou as the Lou Zhenming first military strategist, the brains is not a lid, quick has thought renovates the Xiao Chen method. “我倒是有个好主意,到时候让雷老师发短信的时候,也给萧辰发一份,到时候咱们举报他考试的时候看手机了,老师看到他手机里的答案,就是黄泥巴掉裤裆,不是屎也是屎！”瘦猴作为娄镇明的第一军师,头脑也不是盖的,很快就想到了整治萧辰的方法。 „This idea is good, when the time comes you reported that I was not good to act, I now and Xiao Chen disguise the friendly relations.” Lou Zhenming thinks that said. “这个主意不错,到时候你举报一下,我不好出面,我现在和萧辰还是假装友好的关系。”娄镇明想了想,说道。 „Ok, Brother Ming.” Shou Hou nodded. “行,明哥。”瘦猴点了点头。 Afternoon test is English, before Xiao Chen, has not excelled, but the thing of this discipline memory are quite many, Xiao Chen has remembered how many days were similar, tried the curl, Xiao Chen wrote with vigor, although Xiao Chen could not have a liking for these 10,000 scholarship temporarily, but the test tested was too bad, was dismissed easily is not? He does not have the background now, has to consider the matter is more complete. 下午的考试是英语,萧辰以前还真不太擅长,不过这门学科记忆的东西比较多,萧辰记忆了几天就差不多了,试卷发了下来,萧辰就奋笔疾书,虽然萧辰暂时看不上这10000块的奖学金了,但是考试考的太差,也容易被开除不是？他现在没有背景,不得不把事情考虑的周全一些。 Test more than half, but also remaining about a half hours. 考试过半,还剩下半个小时左右的时间。 „” One the sound gets up, under the vision of all schoolmate surprise, Shou Hou covered the belly to run to the restroom, sat covers the nose in his all around schoolmate. “嘣”一个屁声响起,在全班同学诧异的目光之下,瘦猴捂着肚子跑向了厕所,坐在他四周的同学都纷纷捂上了鼻子。 Lou Zhenming sits in Shou Hou, was nearly smoked by this fart has not spat! 娄镇明就坐在瘦猴的身后,被这屁熏得差点儿没吐了！ At first, he has not thought that but waited for more than ten minutes, Shou Hou has not come back, Lou Zhenming a little worried! They make, test ended first 20 minutes to report Xiao Chen, as the matter stands, can guarantee that Xiao Chen copied was similar, making him who Tang Tang copied be filled with the anticipation to fall the clouds, this feeling let certainly Xiao Chen wish one were dead. 最初,他也没多想,但是等了十多分钟,瘦猴还是没有回来,娄镇明有点着急了！他们可是约好的,考试结束前20分钟举报萧辰,这样一来,可以保证萧辰抄唐糖抄的差不多了,让他满心期待又摔下云端,这种感觉一定让萧辰欲仙欲死。 However, Shou Hou went to the restroom not to come back to the time, Lou Zhenming was anxious repeatedly looks to out of the door, but could not see the Shou Hou form, his neck must extend. 但是,瘦猴去了厕所到时间了还没有回来,娄镇明急得频频看向了门外,可是就是看不到瘦猴的身影,他的脖子都要伸掉了。 „Lou Zhenming, do you do? Doesn't take a test well, what to look around?” At this time, dean's office Director Xu as head examiner that flowing monitored an exam, classroom examination, was just entering the classroom of third year class 1 one by one, saw that Lou Zhenming looked around there, immediately drank to ask. “娄镇明,你干什么呢？不好好考试,东张西望个什么？”这时候,教务处徐主任作为流动监考的主考官,正在挨个教室查看情况,刚一进入高三一班的教室,就看到娄镇明在那里东张西望,顿时喝问道。 Regarding Director Xu, Lou Zhenming is very afraid, so long as this fellow the father makes a phone call to oneself, that goes home is one fat punches, Lou Zhenming said hastily: „Does not have...... Anything, I had not finished, has a look casually......” 对于徐主任,娄镇明还是挺害怕的,只要这家伙给自己老爹打一个电话,那回家就是一顿胖揍,娄镇明连忙道:“没……没什么,我写完了,随便看看……” „Has a look casually? Aren't you will want to plagiarize?” Director Xu stared Lou Zhenming one. “随便看看？你不会是想要抄袭吧？”徐主任瞪了娄镇明一眼。 „That how possible...... However I just saw that Schoolmate Xiao Chen is playing cell phone......” Lou Zhenming to see Director Xu, has remembered the humiliation history of cafeteria, because worries Shou Hou not to appear at heart, one of the unexpected happening excited, Xiao Chen reporting. “那怎么可能……不过我刚刚看到,萧辰同学在玩儿手机……”娄镇明看到徐主任,就想起了食堂的屈辱历史,因为心里着急瘦猴还没有出现,鬼使神差的一激动,就把萧辰给举报了。 The Cheng Mengying knitting the brows head , the Xiao Chen academic record, she is knows that in one first from the bottom, transfers schools to two in year after year, what good achievements is also impossible to have, did he cheat really? 程梦莹皱了皱眉头,萧辰的学习成绩,她是知道的,在一中的时候年年倒数第一,转学到二中来,也不可能有什么好成绩,难道他真的作弊了？ Tang Tang actually had a scare, two school regulations are very strict, cheat in the examination, on demerits one time, three times persuades to quit, how many days Xiao Chen then just turned around, wanted the demerits? 唐糖却是吓了一跳,二中的校规很严格的,考试作弊,就记大过一次,三次就劝退,萧辰这才刚刚转过来几天,就要记大过了？ „Xiao Chen, are you playing cell phone?” Director Xu knows that Xiao Chen is the Cheng Zhongming partner in exchange of improper favors, moreover he just obtained the investment of Cheng Family, in the director conference, might next time is appointed as the vice-president, at this time naturally cannot offend Xiao Chen. “萧辰,你在玩儿手机？”徐主任知道萧辰是程中铭的关系户,而且他刚刚得到了程家的投资,下次校董会议上,就有可能被任命为副校长,这个时候自然不会太得罪萧辰。 Although Xiao Chen is the Cheng Mengying personal servant, but beats a dog must look at the master. 萧辰虽然是程梦莹的跟班,但是打狗还得看主人呢。 „Plays cell phone?” In the Xiao Chen heart somewhat wonders, this does Lou Zhenming have the problem? A while is some little time bad, did this falsely accuse oneself cheat in the examination? However Xiao Chen has not played any cell phone not to fear that from the start he said anything: „Director Xu, I have not played cell phone, I have been answering.” “玩儿手机？”萧辰心中有些纳闷,这娄镇明有毛病吧？一会儿好一会儿坏的,这就诬告自己考试作弊了？不过萧辰压根没玩儿什么手机也不怕他说什么:“徐主任,我没玩儿手机,我一直在答题。” Although Lou Zhenming somewhat regretted for own impulsion, but cannot make concessions at this time, he can only brace oneself saying: „Reported Director Xu, Xiao Chen played cell phone to come there a moment ago!” 娄镇明虽然为自己的冲动有些后悔,但是这时候也不能退让了,他只能硬着头皮道:“报告徐主任,刚才萧辰就在那里玩儿手机来的！” Director Xu knit the brows, under glare of the public eye, is not good to favor Xiao Chen, is only fluent: „Xiao Chen, takes me to look at your cell phone.” 徐主任皱了皱眉,在众目睽睽之下,也不好偏袒萧辰,只能道:“萧辰,把你的手机拿出来我看一下。” „Good, does not have the issue.” Xiao Chen is actually indifferent, pulled out cell phone to give Director Xu from pocket directly. “好,没问题。”萧辰倒是无所谓,直接从口袋里掏出手机来交给了徐主任。 Director Xu received Xiao Chen cell phone, has read the telephone conversation record and short information, has returned then on the Xiao Chen table: „Lou Zhenming, in Xiao Chen cell phone what does not have, even if he played cell phone, looks at the time?” 徐主任接过萧辰的手机,翻看了一下通话记录和短信息,然后就放回了萧辰的桌上:“娄镇明,萧辰手机里什么都没有,就算他玩儿手机了,也是看时间吧？” „Is impossible!” Lou Zhenming originally anticipated looks at Director Xu, in his opinion, Director Xu, so long as sees inside short information, Xiao Chen died, but, hope has not occurred, he was all of a sudden anxious, fled directly, has taken up Xiao Chen cell phone, read the short note to record. “不可能！”娄镇明本来正期待的看着徐主任,在他看来,徐主任只要看到里面的短信息,萧辰就死定了,但是,希望的一幕并没有发生,他一下子就急了,直接窜过去,一把拿起了萧辰的手机,翻看起了短信记录来。 „Em??” Sees in Xiao Chen cell phone, the recent information, Lou Zhenming was not scared immediately, somewhat grasped crazily: „Is impossible, definitely has, how to have?” “恩？？”看到萧辰手机里,并没有新信息,娄镇明顿时傻眼了,有些抓狂了:“不可能的,肯定有,怎么没有了呢？” Also not strange Lou Zhenming grasps crazily, Xiao Chen cell phone has not changed to the off-line pattern, moreover he takes a test has taken the split vision to look at Xiao Chen, had not seen actually Xiao Chen puts out cell phone to delete the information, actually his idea is, if Xiao Chen puts out cell phone time reported again that the effect will be better. 也不怪娄镇明抓狂,萧辰的手机没有转到离线模式,而且他考试的时候一直拿余光看着萧辰,倒是也没有看到萧辰拿出手机删信息,其实他的想法是,如果萧辰拿出手机的时候再举报,效果会更好。 „Any some do not have!” Xiao Chen knit the brows: „Director Xu, you look......” “什么有的没的！”萧辰皱了皱眉:“徐主任,您看……” „Lou Zhenming, have you sufficed noisily?” Director Xu some were not happy at this time, in his opinion, before certainly is Xiao Chen, cheated a Lou Zhenming food, Lou Zhenming must retaliate. “娄镇明,你闹够了没有？”徐主任这时候也有些不高兴了,在他看来,一定是萧辰之前诈了娄镇明一顿饭,娄镇明要报复了。 „Is impossible, I received, why you have not received......!” Said inadvertently Lou Zhenming consciousness to oneself suddenly. “不可能啊,我都收到了,你为什么没收到……嘎！”娄镇明忽然意识到自己说漏嘴了。 „Did you receive?” Director Xu has turned the head, coldly looked to Lou Zhenming: „Your cell phone takes me to have a look.” “你收到了？”徐主任转过头去,冷冷的看向了娄镇明:“你的手机拿出来我看看。” „This...... I...... My cell phone has anything to be attractive...... That, Director Xu, has been all right, I went back to answer......” under Lou Zhenming consciousness wants to walk. “这……我……我手机有什么好看的……那个,徐主任,没事儿了,我回去答题了……”娄镇明下意识的就想走。 However, actually by Director Xu entraining, has fished out cell phone to come from his pants pocket, has read fast, when he looks that the complexion became is cloudy incomparable: „Lou Zhenming, it seems like you are the thief cries thief Ah? you take a test with cell phone cheat, but also implicates falsely the schoolmate? This time took a test your result to cancel, demerits one time, implicated falsely the schoolmate, again demerits one time, if again one time, direct dismissal!” 不过,却被徐主任一把给拽住了,从他裤兜里摸出一个手机来,快速的翻看了起来,等他看完,脸色已经变得阴沉无比了:“娄镇明,看来你是恶人先告状啊？你自己考试用手机作弊,还诬赖同学？这次考试你的成绩取消了,记大过一次,诬赖同学,再记大过一次,如果再有一次,直接开除！” „I......” Lou Zhenming really want to cry but have no tears, scolded Shou Hou at heart turned, when this boy defecated well, the critical moment does not go, finally Lou Zhenming reported that Xiao Chen did not have reporting to understand, instead gave to build him. “我……”娄镇明真是欲哭无泪啊,心里把瘦猴骂翻了,这小子什么时候去拉屎不好,偏偏关键时刻去,结果娄镇明举报萧辰没举报明白,反而把他自己给搭进去了。 „Snort!” Director Xu cold snort|hum, left the third year class 1, but Lou Zhenming, can only return to own seat resentfully, more wants more to feel suffocated. “哼！”徐主任冷哼了一声,出了高三一班,而娄镇明,只能悻悻的回到了自己的座位上,越想越憋气。 Director Xu walked, the test had also ended, at this time Shou Hou long in coming face whiten walked. 徐主任走了,考试也结束了,这时候瘦猴才姗姗来迟的脸色苍白的走了回来。 „Shou Hou, your mother did? How falls in the restroom?” Lou Zhenming saw that Shou Hou air/Qi. “瘦猴,你娘的干什么去了？掉厕所里怎么的？”娄镇明看到瘦猴就来气。 „Brother Ming, I had diarrhea......” Shou Hou not to know matter that the Lou Zhenming test became invalid, but he knew according to the agreement, he should report Xiao Chen, finally has not come out in the restroom: „Look at noon Brother Ming you went to and Young Master Qun eat meal, I did not have anything to eat, bought several strings to explode the strong-smelling bean curd to have a fit of bad temper the egg in the stall of school roadside, finally finished eating on the excrement collapses.” “明哥,我拉肚子了……”瘦猴不知道娄镇明考试作废的事情,但是他知道按照约定,他应该举报萧辰,结果在厕所里没出来:“这不,中午明哥你去和群少吃饭去了,我自己没什么吃的,就在学校路边的小摊买了几串炸臭豆腐炸毛蛋,结果吃完就屎崩了。” „After you......” Lou Zhenming hear, does not know that said any was good: „Before looked that you do not come back, I worry, oneself reported Xiao Chen, finally on Xiao Chen cell phone did not have the short note, instead by Director Xu was discovered on my cell phone had the short note, was then good, my score on the test became invalid, but also demerits one time!” “你……”娄镇明听后不知道说什么好了:“之前看你不回来,我一着急,就自己去举报萧辰了,结果萧辰手机上没有短信,反而被徐主任发现我的手机上有短信,这下好了,我的考试成绩作废了,还记大过一次！” The demerits, Lou Zhenming did not fear actually, by his status background, even if records 100 times serious offenses, the school is impossible to dismiss him, but the key question is, his father Lou Siwen knew, he was pitiful. 记大过,娄镇明倒是不怕,以他的身份背景,就算记100次大过,学校也不可能开除他,但是关键问题是,他父亲娄斯文知道了,那他就凄惨了。 If because really fights is marked misconduct, Lou Family is mixes black | Said that fighting is potluck, Lou Siwen will not care. Lou Siwen cares is the Lou Zhenming academic record, this cheat in the examination, enough Lou Zhenming cut and bruised. 要是真因为打架斗殴被记过,也就算了,娄家是混黑|道的,打架斗殴是家常便饭,娄斯文也不会在意。娄斯文在意的就是娄镇明的学习成绩,这考试作弊,足够娄镇明遍体鳞伤的了。 „Ah? cannot, I make Teacher Lei send the short note Ah! Shou Hou somewhat to him” to wonder: „Teacher Lei is impossible to forget.” “啊？不能吧,我让雷老师给他发短信了啊！”瘦猴有些纳闷:“雷老师不可能忘记的。” „I also wonder, Teacher Lei does the matter is very reasonable, Xiao Chen cell phone money owed?” Lou Zhenming wondering. “我也纳闷,雷老师做事儿还是挺靠谱的,难道萧辰手机欠费了？”娄镇明十分的纳闷。 This time, Xiao Chen was actually being smiling walked, sat in the Lou Zhenming side directly, before this seat, was the Ma Gang gate, this boy was hospitalized for these days, therefore emptied. 就在这个时候,萧辰却是一脸笑意的走了过来,直接坐在了娄镇明的身边,这个座位以前是马钢门的,这小子这几天住院,所以就空了出来。 „Young Master Lou, is the answer on my cell phone, you sends to me?” Xiao Chen has raised own cell phone, read to Lou Zhenming the above short note. “娄公子,我手机上的答案,是你给我发的？”萧辰扬了扬自己的手机,将上面的短信给娄镇明看了看。 He avoided a tribulation before, in the morning got up, because looked for the matter of dog, the cell phone card was new, has put to forget to trade in cell phone, took a test to think a moment ago does not suit, the cell phone card trading. 他之前算是躲过一劫,早上起来因为找狗的事情,手机卡是新的,在手机里面一直放着忘记换回来了,刚才考完试觉得不对劲儿,才将手机卡给换了过来。 Trades shortly, Xiao Chen cell phone received a short information, is the answer of beforehand English test! Xiao Chen general looked at one, the accuracy is not low, at least can 80% is right. 换过来不久,萧辰的手机就收到了一条短信息,正是之前英语考试的答案！萧辰大概的看了一眼,正确率还不低,至少能80是对的。 „......” Lou Zhenming was scared, is staring at the Xiao Chen cell phone screen stubbornly! Isn't this beforehand English answer? Moreover the addresser is the Lei Feng waistcoat cell phone number, this cell phone number Lou Zhenming is knows that but, why does Xiao Chen receive now? “呃……”娄镇明傻眼了,死死盯着萧辰的手机屏幕！这不就是之前的英语答案么？而且发件人是雷电锋的马甲手机号,这个手机号娄镇明是知道的,可是,为什么萧辰现在才收到？ Signal delay? Thinks, only then this possibility, Lou Zhenming had the impulsion that planted to cry, reported that Xiao Chen has not succeeded, instead will give to tow to launch, what most grass egg was, was a little friendship that just and Xiao Chen created such disillusioned? 难道,信号延迟了？想想,也只有这个可能了,娄镇明有种想哭的冲动,举报萧辰没成功,反而将自己给拖下水了,最艹蛋的是,刚刚和萧辰建立的一点儿友谊就这么破灭了？ It is not good, is not absolutely good, he must make Xiao Chen go to the underground black fist field shadowboxing, cannot break off with him noisily! Thinks of here, Lou Zhenming bewildered looked to Xiao Chen: „That Young Master Xiao, what were you saying? My a little split personality, a moment ago did I send the answer to you? I do not remember, my anything does not remember! Shou Hou is knows that sometimes, my this, does not know before one, has made anything, looks like be possessed by ghosts same......” 不行,绝对不行,他还要让萧辰去地下黑拳场打拳呢,可不能和他闹掰了！想到这里,娄镇明一脸茫然的看向了萧辰:“那个萧大少,你在说什么？我这个人有点儿人格分裂,刚才我给你发答案了么？我不记得了啊,我什么都不记得了！瘦猴是知道的,我这个人有时候就这样,不知道自己之前做了什么,就像是鬼上身一样……” \; \;
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