HCLS :: Volume #9

#826: Had a collision

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Pulled up to think that the hedgehog head, Shi Yuchuan squeezed the incomparably bright smiling face diligently, installed to open the vehicle door with the gentleman for Little Ling generally, hand signal that has made invitation. 撩了撩自以为有型的刺猬头,史育川努力挤出无比灿烂的笑容,装得跟个绅士一般为小凌打开车门,做了个请的手势。 „Let alone rubbish, as soon as possible! We have the proper business to manage.” Little Ling looked that does not look at that hedgehog first one, the facial color sits indifferently boards, said lightly. “别说废话了,尽快出发吧！我们还有正事要办。”小凌看都不看那刺猬头一眼,面色冷漠地坐上车,淡淡地说道。 She to coquettish Shi Yuchuan is very repugnant, always felt that he does not have the peaceful good intention to himself. If this time is not the master assigns them to come out to carry out the task together, she is not willing to meet with Shi Yuchuan alone! 她对油头粉面的史育川一直很是反感,总感觉他对自己没安好心。如果这次不是师父指定他们两人一起出来执行任务,她才不愿意和史育川单独见面呢！ „Right, you said right, this matter relates to our Sect, must attach great importance.” Shi Yuchuan nodded to echo to say hastily that eye has actually wavered in the Little Ling slender figure, said at heart secretly: The small wave hoof, installs any clarity with me, after you became on my bed the toys, looked how I play you! “对对对,你说的没错,这件事关系到我们双方的门派,一定要重视。”史育川连忙点了点头附和道,眼睛却一直在小凌窈窕的身段上游移,心里暗暗说道:小浪蹄子,和我装什么清纯,等你成为了我的床上玩物之后,看我怎么玩儿死你！ „Haven't you driven? What rubs gently blindly?” Little Ling waited for quite a while not to see the Shi Yuchuan sound, could not bear frown, a face asked disgruntledly. “你怎么还不开车？瞎磨蹭什么呢？”小凌等了半天也不见史育川的动静,忍不住皱着眉头,一脸不悦地问道。 „, This is not can want on high-speed, I must be good safety belt Ah!” Shi Yuchuan sluggishly am the safety belt, suddenly has remembered anything, turns the head to ask attentively: „Right Little Ling miss, aren't you thirstily thirsty? Waited to be so long, was the belly is also hungry? I bought in the rest area a moment ago was many drink that you like having, some between-meal snack biscuits and so on......” “哦,这不是等会要上高速吗,我得系好安全带啊！”史育川慢慢吞吞地系着安全带,突然想起了什么,又转头殷勤地问道:“对了小凌姑娘,你口渴不渴？等了这么久,肚子是不是也饿了？我刚才在休息区买了不少你喜欢喝的饮料,还有一些零食饼干之类……” Little Ling was mad is about to have a fit of bad temper, has not waited for Shi Yuchuan saying that opened the mouth to angrily rebuke saying: „Are chatty you bothersome Ah! not to hurry to drive!” 小凌气得快炸毛了,还没等史育川说完,就开口怒斥道:“唧唧歪歪的你烦不烦啊！还不赶紧开车！” „Well good, should not be angry the Ah! woman to be angry very easily senile, when the time comes has the wrinkle not to be unattractive, if......” Shi Yuchuan also wants to say anything again, suddenly felt that the nearby shot the vision that was full to work off anger together, cannot help but shrank the neck. “好好好,你别生气啊！女人生气很容易衰老的,到时候有了皱纹就不漂亮了,万一……”史育川还想再说些什么,突然感觉到边上射来一道充满杀气的目光,不由得缩了缩脖子。 Starts the race car. Shi Yuchuan transfers the front directly, their this destinations are Lan City, therefore wants the tone on high-speed to be again good. 发动跑车。史育川直接调转车头,他们这回的目的地是阑城,所以要调头重新上高速才行。 A moment ago when under the car(riage), Shi Yuchuan racked brains, had many topics to want with Little Ling to make contact with the words, but the opposite party was actually neither cold nor hot. Returned to several with pauses, afterward simply paid no attention to him. 刚才在车下的时候,史育川绞尽脑汁,起了很多话题想和小凌搭上话,不过对方却是不冷不热。有一搭没一搭地回了几句,后来干脆就不理他了。 Therefore the atmosphere in this moment car(riage) is very stiff, Shi Yuchuan is a little at heart worried: Especially, the father good and evil is also the eminent in Sect, many misses gather round me to transfer daily, I look straight at do not look at their one eyes, your little mother skin. Also feels all right to my face looks! 所以此刻车里的气氛很僵,史育川心里有点气闷:特么的,老子好歹也是门派里的翘楚,多少姑娘天天围着我转,我正眼都不看他们一眼,你一个小娘皮。也好意思给我脸子看！ Depressed , a Shi Yuchuan foot steps on the accelerator maliciously, only listens to Ferrari's engine to send out one to thunder, the entire car(riage) speeds along to go suddenly forward! 郁闷之下,史育川狠狠一脚踩下油门,只听法拉利的引擎发出一阵轰鸣,整辆车猛然向前飞驰而去！ „Shi Yuchuan! What do you open such dry?” Little Ling felt suddenly the intense pushing back feeling, cannot help but both hands firmly hold the vehicle door. Shouts one. She looked at a gauge board, discovered that the vehicle speed has achieved 220. “史育川！你开这么快干什么？”小凌突然感觉到强烈的推背感,不由得双手紧紧抓住车门。大喊一声。她看了眼仪表盘,发现车速已经达到220了。 „, Little Ling miss, aren't we rush to time? Therefore I want to open a bit faster. So as to avoid delays the matter is not?” Shi Yuchuan said calmly. “哦,小凌姑娘,咱们不是赶时间吗？所以我想开快点。免得耽误正事儿不是？”史育川不动声色地说道。 Little Ling wants to protest, but thinks one truly rush to time. Simply does not speak. 小凌本想抗议,但想想自己确实是赶时间。干脆也不说话了。 The Shi Yuchuan book thinks that Little Ling will be panic-stricken, oneself can protect her well, has not thought that Little Ling said a few words do not make a sound. 史育川本以为小凌会惊慌失措,自己就能好好呵护她,没想到小凌说了一句话就不吱声了。 But, he can only continue to step on the accelerator fiercely. 无奈之下,他只能继续猛踩油门。 Just opened shortly . The Shi Yuchuan eye glances toward not far away, suddenly the looks like had discovered the new continent is ordinary, stares at a Jetta that front is driving by far, an eye revolution, ponders over an idea at heart suddenly! 刚开了没多久。史育川眼睛往不远处一瞟,突然像发现了新大陆一般,盯着前面远远开过来的一辆捷达车,眼睛一转,心里突然琢磨出一个主意来！ Sees only him to hit the steering wheel, entire Ferrari fired into immediately slantingly to the traffic lane, the tire has exuded the grating fricative. 只见他一打方向盘,整个法拉利顿时斜斜地冲向对向车道,轮胎发出了刺耳的摩擦声。 „!!!” Little Ling was frightened by the sudden event screams one, the whole person pasted on the glass, was the safety belt, perhaps she will directly be flung outside the car(riage)! “呀！！！”小凌被突如其来的事件吓得尖叫一声,整个人贴在了车窗上,要不是身上系着安全带,她恐怕会直接被甩到车外面去！ Has gotten back one's composure, Little Ling cannot bear took a deep breath, had a lingering fear has patted striking one's chest, did not think that this behavior had anything very to dazzle, but angrily scolded: „Shi Yuchuan! Are you insane? This is reversion traffic lane! Hurries the right way to come up! You actually want to do Ah?” 回过神,小凌忍不住深深吸了一口气,心有余悸地拍了拍胸脯,丝毫不觉得这行为有什么酷炫,而是气冲冲地骂道:“史育川！你是不是疯啦？这是逆向车道！赶紧开回正路上去！你到底想干什么啊？” „Hey, does not have anything, should not be worried that I asked you to see the good play! Specially is specially good to play!” The Shi Yuchuan corners of the mouth happily select, turn on the xenon head lamp headlamp, steps on the accelerator, mentioned 250 the vehicle speed directly, overran toward the Xiao Chen car(riage)! “嘿嘿,没什么,你别担心,我请你看出好戏！特别特别好玩儿！”史育川嘴角得意地一挑,打开氙气大灯,踩下油门,直接把车速提到了250,朝萧辰的车冲了过去！ „You were insane, you affirmed insanely!” Little Ling looks at Shi Yuchuan a series of actions dumbfoundedly, startled and anger said: „You stop quickly! I did not ride your car(riage), I must get out!” “你疯了,你肯定疯了！”小凌目瞪口呆地看着史育川的一系列举动,又惊又怒地说道:“你快停车！我不坐你的车了,我要下车！” However Shi Yuchuan just likes has not actually heard, has not decelerated the meaning of stopping slightly. Little Ling clenches teeth, wants to open the vehicle door forcefully, abandons the car(riage) to run away directly, vehicle controls to lock early has locked, Little Ling cannot open! 不过史育川却恍若未闻,丝毫没有减速停车的意思。小凌一咬牙,想强行打开车门,直接弃车而逃,不过车子的中控锁早已经锁上,小凌根本打不开！ „History! Nurture! Sichuan!” Little Ling eyes are about to have torched, Shi Yuchuan said at a moderate pace: „Relax Little Ling miss, you looked that the silly ratio in that Jetta definitely was frightened heavily, you wait to visit him to make a boner!” “史！育！川！”小凌眼睛都快喷火了,史育川却不紧不慢地说道:“放心吧小凌姑娘,你看,那捷达车里的傻比肯定被吓得不轻,你就等着看他出丑吧！” This time Shi Yuchuan had been performed to become confused, he had remembered classical scene in some car race movie a moment ago suddenly, decides to imitate, comes exciting! 此时的史育川已经被表演欲冲昏了头脑,刚才他是突然想起了某部飙车电影里的经典镜头,决定模仿一下,来个刺激的！ In his opinion, the mountain artillery that Xiao Chen this type the person of Jetta, definitely has not been seeing the world, saw that a Ferrari clashes, certainly will be panic-stricken, is thrown into confusion hits the steering wheel to give way to traffic, finally might lose control very much, will run upon the fence of roadside directly! 在他看来,萧辰这种开着捷达的人,肯定是没见过世面的山炮,看到一辆法拉利冲过来,一定会惊慌失措,手忙脚乱地打着方向盘想要避让,最后很有可能就会失控,直接撞上路边的防护栏！ Even if Xiao Chen fends without enough time, but the instinct wish brakes stop, then by own car skill(s), coordinates Ferrari's excellent performance, that flash when two car(riage)s connect, oneself can also the prompt shunt, not have any risk from the start! 就算萧辰来不及闪避,只是本能的想要刹车停下来,那么以自己的车技,配合法拉利的高超性能,等到两车交汇的那一瞬间,自己也能够及时闪开,压根就不会有任何风险！ When the time comes, Little Ling miss besides exclaiming in surprise her car skill(s), beyond the big feeling stimulation, will definitely think one are mad calms down idly, directs with ease and competence, has the senior general style! Heart dark allow, favor have also very much to have the possibility in light of this! 到时候,小凌姑娘除了惊叹自己的车技,大感刺激之外,肯定还会觉得自己气定神闲,指挥若定,颇有大将风范！就此芳心暗许、青睐有加也是很有可能的！ Perhaps as for Xiao Chen, who manages him to go to dead Ah! also to be frightened the urination pants! Because this vagrant loses own time, oneself will not be taught by the goddess such miserably! 至于萧辰嘛,谁管他去死啊！说不定还会被吓得尿裤子呢！要不是因为这小瘪三耽误自己的时间,自己也不会被女神训得这么惨！ Shi Yuchuan depended on acting crazy of Little Ling miss on the body of Xiao Chen. 史育川把小凌姑娘的发飙都赖在了萧辰的身上。 But in this time Jetta, Xiao Chen stares infuriated is driving near Ferrari rapidly, the face darken. 而此时的捷达车内,萧辰火冒三丈地盯着飞速驶近的法拉利,脸色阴沉。 In his heart secret annoyed: Goes to funny of your Sir to compel the hedgehog head, trivial broken Martial General 3rd Layer Cultivator, such can result in the Chinese zither, when were really kills Matter first under heaven Ah? to let off your two a moment ago, if this time did not give you to select the lesson to taste, but also thought the father to be able, appointed you rubbed the circle to pinch flatly! 他心中暗暗恼火:去你大爷的逗逼刺猬头,一个区区破武将三层的修士,就这么能得瑟,真当自己是杀马特天下第一啊？刚才已经放过你两回,这次如果不给你点教训尝尝,还真以为老子可以任你搓圆捏扁呢！ After deciding, Xiao Chen protected the automobile body with Yuan Qi first, then stepped on the accelerator directly, the vehicle increases speed to 200 suddenly, has hit to Ferrari instantaneously! 打定主意后,萧辰先用元气护住了车身,然后直接一踩油门,车子陡然提速到200,瞬间就冲着法拉利撞了上去！ „What......!” Shi Yuchuan has not responded, hears „bang” a bang spreads! In the instance of a blink, own car(riage) came with the car(riage) of opposite party „intimate contact”! “什……！”史育川还没反应过来,就听见“轰”的一声巨响传出！就在一眨眼的瞬间,自己的车就和对方的车来了个“亲密接触”！ „Bang”, Ferrari's airbag fabrics, hit accordingly directly on the face of Shi Yuchuan. “嘭”的一下,法拉利的安全气囊应声而出,直接打在了史育川的脸上。 Although said that Shi Yuchuan has the Martial General 3rd Layer strength, in not having preparation, unexpected, was hit by the aerocyst sees stars, nosebleed directing current. 虽然说史育川有武将三层的实力,不过在毫无心理准备,猝不及防之下,还是被气囊打得眼冒金星,鼻血直流。 But sits does not feel better in nearby Little Ling, although she had the prevention ahead of time, has not looked like Shi Yuchuan to be so distressed, but was also hit dizzy, felt own five main internal organs (entrails) is keeping seething, intermittent dizziness. 而坐在一旁的小凌也不好受,虽然她已经提前有了预防,没像史育川那么狼狈,不过也是被打得头昏眼花,感觉自己五脏六腑在不停地翻腾着,一阵阵的眩晕。 Hit the double dancing lantern, Xiao Chen gets out to inspect, the opposite party Ferrari's front is destroyed directly, was it may be said that horrible to look. Own Jetta does not have any major problem actually, but the position of former bumper was rubbed some coats of paint, sank slightly little, carefully did not look unable to look. 打起双跳灯,萧辰下车检查了一下,对方法拉利的车头直接被撞烂了,可谓惨不忍睹。自己的捷达车倒是没什么大问题,只是前保险杠的位置被蹭掉了些漆皮,稍微凹进去了一点点,不仔细看根本看不出来。 At this time Ferrari's vehicle door also opened, Shi Yuchuan works loose with great difficulty from the airbag fabrics, got out totteringly, like being drunk back and forth shook generally several steps. 此时法拉利的车门也开了,史育川好不容易从安全气囊中挣脱出来,也跌跌撞撞地下了车,就像喝醉了酒一般来回晃悠了几步。 „, Not only the reversion goes, but also dares to hit my car(riage) not awfully, you must go against heaven's will Ah? top the chicken coop head, really oneself, when exceeded others in ability?” Xiao Chen frowns a face not to be feeling well looks at Shi Yuchuan. “啧啧,不但逆向行驶,还敢不要命地撞我的车,你这是要逆天啊？顶了个鸡窝头,真把自己当超人了？”萧辰皱着眉头一脸不爽地看着史育川。 At this time Little Ling also finally got out, several steps go into the roadside pitch-dark, the squatting lower part of the body has retched, almost stomach spitting. 此时小凌也终于下了车,几步跑到路边,蹲下身昏天黑地的干呕了起来,差点没把胃给吐出去。 The back that looks at Little Ling, Xiao Chen shook the head to tease: „Yo, I said that your ability so was how big! Originally is the side sits young girl Ah! to have the little girl not to be dishonest? Has a look, spurted including the nosebleed, it seems like has not profited little Ah! to handle the children not suitable matter, you must go to the thick patch of grass to be good, how on this highway can put in order?” 看着小凌的背影,萧辰摇了摇头调侃道:“哟嗬,我说你能耐怎么那么大了呢！原来是身边坐了个小妞啊！有了妞就不老实了是吧？看看,连鼻血都喷出来了,看来没少占便宜啊！要做少儿不宜的事情,你得去草丛才行,这高速路上咋能整呢？” „I grass!” Shi Yuchuan shook the *Buzz* loud head, sobered finally, looked down an eye piece of Ferrari in confusion, looked at the perfect Jetta, immediately lived silly, but also thinks that was own eye had problems, after having rubbed desperately, actually the discovery scene remained unchanged. “我了个草！”史育川晃了晃自己嗡嗡响的脑袋,总算是清醒了点,低头看了眼自己一片狼藉的法拉利,又看了看完好无损的捷达车,顿时傻住了,还以为是自己的眼睛出了问题,死命揉了揉之后,却发现现场依然如故。 Shi Yuchuan cannot believe exclaims loudly: „This is impossible!!! But my car(riage) Ferrari 458 Ah! my front was hit to abandon, how is your broken car(riage) possible a matter?” 史育川不可置信地大声吼道:“这不可能！！！我的车可是法拉利458啊！我车头都被撞废了,你的破车怎么可能一点事儿都没有？” Those who let Shi Yuchuan most be puzzling, will break hundred meters acceleration of Jetta possibly so to be quick? He looked a moment ago obviously very clearly, two car(riage)s were also away from are very far, made him carry on any operation sufficiently, finally unexpectedly ran upon all of a sudden! 让史育川最为百思不得其解的是,一辆破捷达的百米加速怎么可能会有这么快？刚才他明明看得很清楚,两车本来还距离还很远的,足以让他进行任何操作,结果居然一下子就撞上了！ „What to talk nonsense? Did your head hit silly? Who said that the matter doesn't have? Opens your eye to have a look!” Xiao Chen is pointing at the bumper of Jetta, a face be angry said: „The paint on my bumper was rubbed, but also sinks a bulk!” “瞎说什么呢？你脑袋撞傻了吧？谁说一点事儿没有的？睁大你的眼睛看看！”萧辰指着捷达车的保险杠,一脸生气地说道:“我保险杠上的漆都被蹭掉了,还凹进去一大块！” „Lying trough! Your this Jetta is armored vehicle Ah? hits a pit, isn't a matter?” Shi Yuchuan has rubbed own eye once more, said unbelievable. “卧槽！你这捷达是装甲车啊？就撞个坑,还不是一点事儿都没有？”史育川再次揉了揉自己的眼睛,难以置信地说道。 Also no wonder he feels inconceivable, was mainly this matter truly has surpassed his cognition category.( Not 也难怪他感觉不可思议,主要是这事确实超过了他的认知范畴。(未 Ends being continued 完待续 ~^~) ~^~)
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