„Was right, happen, Ialsoregisterto inspect, perhapswhen the time comesXinxinyouandImarry!”Wang Peifengthinksto say.
“对了,正好,那我也挂个号检查一下,没准儿到时候欣欣你和我结婚呢!”王培枫想了想说道。„Whoandyoumarries, youdid not havelongbrainAh!”Lan Xinxinto starehisoneeyes.
“谁和你结婚啊,你没长脑子啊!”蓝欣欣瞪了他一眼。„Hey, Ialsolook upin any case!”Wang Peifengis thick the facial skinto say.
“嘿嘿,反正我也查一查!”王培枫厚着脸皮说道。Quick, was one's turnLan Xinxintheyto register, becausebeforehandWang Peifenghas hungLan Xinxin, thereforehas hungtwopeople, Wang Peifengrushedto givemoney, Xiao Chenhas also taken his advantage.
很快的,轮到了蓝欣欣他们挂号,因为之前王培枫已经挂了一张蓝欣欣的,所以又挂了两个人的,王培枫抢着把钱给了,萧辰也就占了他一个便宜。„Snort, the registrationmoneycannot pay, compelspoorly!”Wang Peifengcurled the lip.
“哼,挂号钱都付不起,穷逼!”王培枫撇了撇嘴。„Somepeoplewant, whenrich, good looking guypays money, but alsothinks oneself terrific, had no wayto say.”Xiao Chencoldlysaidthathealsolooked, thisWang Peifengresembled the intelligence quotientto be not quite high, will playsomeglib lips.
“有人愿意当凯子付钱,还自以为了不起,没法说了。”萧辰冷冷道,他也看出来了,这个王培枫好像智商不太高,就会耍一些嘴皮子。However, took the registrationcard, Xiao Chenis rememberinganythingto comesuddenly, saidtoLan Xinxin: „Xinxin, do Iinspectthisthingto do? Youare notget the physical exam? Inspectsthis?”
不过,拿着挂号卡,萧辰忽然想起了什么来,对蓝欣欣道:“欣欣,我检查这东西干嘛?你不是来检查身体的吗?怎么也检查这个?”„Thisdid not deliberately consider that canaskhimto leave?”Lan Xinxin is also a helplessness of face: „Buthedoes not walk, listened to such matter of privacynot onlydoes not walkmustinspectunexpectedlytogether, I was really take.”
“这不是寻思能让他走吗?”蓝欣欣也是一脸的无奈:“可是他不走啊,听了这么隐私的事情不但不走居然要一起检查,我真是服了。”„Ialsotook.”Xiao Chenshrugs: „ThatinspectsAh!really”
“我也是服了。”萧辰耸了耸肩:“那真去检查啊!”„Otherwisewhat to do? Youlook athisappearance, does not diecontinuous, mustwith, oh!”Lan Xinxinsighed.
“不然怎么办?你看他的样子,不死不休,一直要跟着,唉!”蓝欣欣叹了口气。„Looks atthismeaning, hedoes not wantto give upAh?”Xiao Chenlooking atWang Peifengone, smallsound track: „This, ifhas been entanglingyou, Icanpretend to be?”
“看这意思,他是不想放弃啊?”萧辰看了王培枫一眼,小声道:“这要是一直缠着你,我岂不是得一直冒充了?”„Ihave not thought that hesodoes not lose heart!”Lan Xinxinlet go, looks atXiao Chen: „Oh, ifyouare very troublesome, do not help, causesanythingto troubleanythingtoyouagain.”
“我也没想到他如此不死心呀!”蓝欣欣摊了摊手,看着萧辰:“唉,那要是你很麻烦,就别帮了,再给你造成什么麻烦什么的。”„Ok, sincehas helped. Thathelps!”Xiao Chendoes not have the means that can only nodto say.
“算了,既然已经帮了。那就帮到底吧!”萧辰也是没有办法,只能点头道。Threepeopleproceedtogether, Wang Peifengjumpsin the one side, likeisplays the boxing, proceededto jumpwalking, Xiao Chenwas lookingspeechlessimmediately.
三人一起往前走,王培枫在一旁蹦蹦跳跳的,像是打拳击一样,往前跳着走,萧辰看了顿时十分的无语。Arrived at the entrance of physical examinationdepartment. Firstdraws blood, becausefrontalsosomepeople, must therefore line upto be goodhere.
来到了体检部门的门口。第一个是抽血,因为前面还有人,所以要在这里排队才行。„Hello, what do youpush? At the same timeis stayinggoing, pushesmyhammerto torment to deathyouagain!”Wang Peifenglookedsmall childshifty-eyedpushesinside, likelythief, therefore a fisthas struck. „Bang”has called a somersaulthimall of a sudden.
“喂,你挤个啥?一边拉呆着去,再挤我一锤子整死你!”王培枫看有个小青年贼眉鼠眼的在旁边挤来挤去,像个小偷,于是一拳擂了过去。“砰”的一下子给他打了个跟头。„Boyyoucourts death!” The clevereyebrowyouthcrawlsfrom the ground, points atWang Peifengto be angry saying: „Iwellline uphere, do youpushmeto do? Oh, Iended, paindiedI. Mywhole bodyheadache!”
“小子你找死!”贼眉青年从地上爬起来,指着王培枫大怒道:“我在这里好好的排队,你推我干嘛?哎呀,我完了,痛死我了。我浑身脑袋疼!”Saying, the clevereyebrowyouthwas startingto sway back and forthon the ground: „Doctor, Doctor, Imustinspect. Iwant the emergency medical treatment, Iam not good. Imade the personhit!”
说着,贼眉青年就开始在地上打起滚来:“大夫,大夫,我要检查。我要急诊,我不行了。我让人打了!”„Are yousick?”Wang Peifengactuallyslightlyremained unmoved, walks a footto stepin the head of clevereyebrowyouth, immediatelythisfellowwas stepped on the nosebleeddirect injection, butWang Peifengwas dissatisfied. Stillin the groundcrushseveral, had made that the clevereyebrowyouthbrainmelon skinskinned: „You, sinceis not good, Ihelpyou, youcandie!”
“你有病吧?”王培枫却是丝毫不为所动,走过去一脚踩在了贼眉青年的脑袋上,登时这家伙就被踩得鼻血直喷,不过王培枫还不满足。还在地上碾压了几下,弄得贼眉青年脑瓜皮都蹭破了:“你既然不行了,那我就成全你,你可以死了!”Xiao Chendumbfoundedlooks atWang Peifeng, thisfellowtiger? Thisispicks up the little girl? Thenis bloody, but can also capture the Lan Xinxinheart?萧辰目瞪口呆的看着王培枫,这家伙虎吧?这是来泡妞的吗?那么血腥,还能俘获蓝欣欣的芳心吗?„...... Brother, Ihave made a mistake, brother I do not die, Iwas also good, youlet offme, Iwas all right......”clevereyebrowyouthnot to think, not onlycannotblackmailWang Peifeng, insteadby an opposite partymore violentdevastation, did not admit defeat, was stampedalsohas the possibility.
“别别……哥,我错了,哥我不死了,我又行了,你放过我吧,我没事儿了……”贼眉青年也没想到不但没能讹诈王培枫,反而遭来了对方更加猛烈的蹂躏,再不服软,被踩死也有可能。„Snort, latercarefully, go away!”Wang Peifengreceived the foot, faceself-satisfiedsayingproudly.
“哼,以后小心点儿,滚吧!”王培枫收起了脚,一脸得意傲然的说道。„Is!” The clevereyebrowyouthcrawledto run.
“是是!”贼眉青年爬起来就跑了。„Xinxin, what kind , am I a reliableperson?”Wang Peifeng said that but alsoprovocationlooks atXiao Chen: „Itoldyou, the manwas brave, do not visit you are the Mysterious Bureau of Investigationdeputy director, butwas a soft egginstigates the package, thatwasuseless! Idisplay the braveseveraltimes, Lan Xinxinwill certainly likemy!”
“欣欣,怎么样,我是个可靠的人吧?”王培枫说完,还挑衅的看着萧辰:“我告诉你,男人要勇敢,别看你是神秘调查局的副局长,但是是个软蛋怂包,那是没用的!我多发挥勇敢几次,蓝欣欣一定会喜欢我的!”„......”Xiao Chenpatsforehead, makessuch a pursuer? Probably the brainlacksstring.
“……”萧辰一拍脑门,怎么弄来这么一个追求者呢?好像大脑缺弦似的。„Yeah, Xiao Chen, after that mustcontinueto troubleyoureally!”Lan Xinxin is also saying of someheadaches.
“哎,萧辰,那以后真要继续麻烦你了!”蓝欣欣也是有些头痛的说道。Draws blood is actually veryrapid, quickhas been one's turnXiao Chenthey, butWang Peifengalsodrew blood, thenthreepeoplego to the nextconsulting room.
抽血却是很迅速的,很快就轮到了萧辰他们,而王培枫也跟着抽了血,然后三人前往下一个诊室。„Is takingthissmallcup, decorates the urineto come back, hereanalyzes.” A nursesentthreenon-installmentsthento saytoXiao Chenand the others.
“拿着这个小杯子,装点儿尿回来,在这里化验。”一个护士发了三个一次性杯子给萧辰等人然后说道。„Alsourine testAh?”Xiao Chenstares.
“还验尿啊?”萧辰一愣。„Naturally, has hurried!” The nursehas referred tonot far awaybathroom: „Lane the limelight, do not get so far asoutside, fullhand that suchcanmake.”
“当然了,赶紧去吧!”护士指了指不远处的卫生间:“弄的时候注意点,别弄到外面,那样会弄的满手。”Xiao Chendoes not have the means that receivedpaper glass: „That Lan Xinxin, youreportedwhatphysical examinationwas, howto return the urine test?”萧辰没办法,接过了纸杯:“蓝欣欣,你报的这个是个什么体检啊,怎么还验尿呢?”„Bigmasters, makingyoumeet the cupurine, yourthis that sois awkward? Ismakesmedrinkto urinateInot to bringto blink!”Wang Peifenglooked atXiao Chenone, despises saying: „Seesnot to have, thiscalled the courage, thiscalledbravely! Does girl who Lan XinxinthisTrue Martial World Familycomes out, howpossiblylike an ordinaryman? Yourthisdeputy directorIlooksalsothrough the relationsin?”
“大老爷们的,让你接杯尿,你还这个那个的,有那么为难吗?就是让我喝尿我都不带眨眼的!”王培枫看了萧辰一眼,鄙夷道:“看到没,这就叫勇气,这就叫勇敢!蓝欣欣这种真武世家出来的女孩子,怎么可能喜欢一个普通的男人?你这副局长我看也是通过关系上的吧?”„Youare braveyouto drink!” After Xiao Chenhear, does not know that shouldsayanywas good, the intelligence quotient of opposite partyformidablehas been abovehisimagination.
“你勇敢你喝吧!”萧辰听后不知道该说什么好了,对方的智商强大已经超乎了他的想象。„!”Wang Peifengcurled the lip: „Was right, Xinxin, yourgirlsmeet the urinenot to be convenient, ora while do Ihelpyouthen?”
“切!”王培枫撇了撇嘴:“对了,欣欣,你们女孩子接尿不方便,要不一会儿我帮你接着呀?”„Go away!”Lan Xinxinstaredhisoneeyes: „Are yousick?”
“滚!”蓝欣欣瞪了他一眼:“你有病吧?”„......”Wang Peifengstares: „Howto be sick?”
“呃……”王培枫一愣:“咋就有病了呢?”„Xiao Chen, or do youhelpme?”Lan Xinxinturned the headto looktoXiao Chen.
“萧辰,要不你帮我?”蓝欣欣转头看向了萧辰。„I? How do Ihelp?”Xiao Chenonestartled, nearlycupthrowing.
“我?我怎么帮?”萧辰一惊,差点儿将杯子给扔了。„Compartmentedunderdoes not havecrevice, youput out a hand!”Lan Xinxinsaid.
“隔间下面不是有空隙吗,你就伸手进来呗!”蓝欣欣说道。„Knock it off, thatisladies'room, Igo to be hitagain!”Xiao Chenshakes the headhastily.
“拉倒吧,那是女厕所,我进去再被打出来!”萧辰连忙摇头。„Youlook atyourthissmallballs, Xinxin, Idare!”Wang Peifengsaidimmediately: „For the belovedwoman, let alonegoes to the ladies'room, isgoes to the morgueIalsoto dare!”
“你看你这小胆吧,欣欣,我敢!”王培枫立刻说道:“为了自己心爱的女人,别说去女厕所,就是去太平间我也敢!”„Wang Peifeng, almostresulted inAh!”Lan Xinxinto knit the brows.
“王培枫,差不多得了啊!”蓝欣欣皱了皱眉。„......”Wang Peifengby a Lan Xinxinsaying, had been closed the mouthactually.
“哦……”王培枫被蓝欣欣一说,倒是闭上了嘴巴。Threepeoplewent to the restroomto meet the urinerespectively, thenreturned to the chemical examinationplace, has been one's turn the nextexamination, butmen and womennotintogether, butthisexamination was a little awkward.
三人各自去厕所里面接了尿,然后送回了化验的地方,轮到了下一项检测,不过男女是不在一起的了,但是这个检测就有点儿尴尬了。Lan XinxinaccompaniesXiao Chento come the first inspection, saw onlythatnurseto give a Xiao Chennon-installment.蓝欣欣是先陪着萧辰过来检查的,只见那护士又给了萧辰一个一次性杯子。„Urine testAh?did not have, the urinedoes not leaveAh?”Xiao Chento stare.
“还验尿啊?可是没有了,尿不出了啊?”萧辰一愣。„Anyurine test, thisisanalyzes the activeness and flaw of ricerazor clam, yougo to the oppositethatrow of room, whichnobodyhas a look, goes inoneselfto solve!” The nursesaid: „Inroomhas the playbill and video recording, oneselfassign outcomes to see!”
“什么验尿,这是化验米青子的活性和缺陷的,你去对面的那一排房间,看看哪个没人,进去自己解决!”护士说道:“房间里有海报和录像,自己调出来看!”„Ah?!”Xiao Chenonehear, is stunnedimmediately: „Did thisIlook?”
“啊?!”萧辰一听,顿时错愕:“这个我看就算了吧?”„Can thatconsider as finished? Pre-marital physical examinationthiswasmost importantone, thisdecidedyoucan the healthbirth, hurryin the future, the grown mancoyness of also!” The nursedespisesstaredXiao Chenone.
“那怎么能算了呢?婚检这是最重要的一步了,这决定你们将来能不能健康生育,赶紧的吧,大男人还的扭扭捏捏!”护士鄙夷的瞪了萧辰一眼。„Is, isn't the lutube? Yourthisdid not havemalespirit, thinks that myfouryears old startedlu...... Not, luskewered mutton!” The Wang Peifengopens mouthstartsto blowflamboyant, butsuddenlydiscovered that blewflamboyantin a big way, hurriedto change a statement.
“就是,不就是撸管吗?你这也太没有男子气概了,想我四岁就开始撸……啊不,撸羊肉串了!”王培枫张口就开始吹牛逼,但是忽然发现牛逼吹大了,赶紧改口。Lan Xinxinwhitehiseyes.蓝欣欣白了他一眼。„This...... Wantsmeto make?”Xiao Chen is a little immediately awkward.
“这个……要我自己弄?”萧辰顿时有点儿尴尬。„Nonsense, were youbordered newslook, thinks that alsohad the nurseto help?” The nursesaid: „Do not have the daydream!”
“废话,你是不是花边新闻看多了,以为还有护士帮忙呢?”那护士说道:“别做白日梦了!”„Xiao Chen, or do Ihelpyou?”Lan Xinxinopens the mouthto saysuddenly.
“萧辰,要不我帮你吧?”蓝欣欣忽然开口说道。„Is, oneselfgirlfriendinside, makingherhelpyou, youlooked that that sideis the lovermutuallyhelps, happen toagaingivesyou a cup, yougiveheralsoto make a secretion, hera while must analyze!” The nurseput out a cup saying: „Butdo not come, mixedis not together goodto analyze!”
“就是,自己女朋友就在旁边,让她帮你呗,你看那边都是情侣互相帮忙的,正好再给你个杯子,你给她也弄点儿分泌液,她一会儿也要去化验的!”护士又拿出了个杯子说道:“但是别真来啊,混一起就不好化验了!”„What?!”Xiao Chenstunnedlooks atthisvaliantnurse, thinksthat the nurse in thisadministrative officesis not bolder is really unserviceable!
“啥?!”萧辰愕然的看着这个彪悍的护士,不过想想,这个科室的护士不大胆一些还真不能胜任!„Was good, hurries, rubs gentlyanything!” The nursebeckoned with the handto hintXiao Chento leave, thengave a Wang Peifengcup saying: „Youalsogo.”
“行了,赶紧的吧,磨蹭个啥!”护士摆了摆手示意萧辰离开,然后又给了王培枫一个杯子道:“你也去。”„Does not have the issue!”Wang Peifengdirectcompliesto sayloudly: „Ilikecertainpeople, Iam notverybrave!”
“没问题!”王培枫直接大声答应道:“我可是不像某些人,我可是很勇敢的!”„Lan Xinxin, yourthispursuera littletiger...... underXiao Chena few wordshad not saidprobably” that ishe thought that Wang PeifengandLan Xinxinreallya littleare also a match, twopersona littletigers!
“蓝欣欣,你这个追求者好像有点儿虎啊……”萧辰下一句话没说,那就是他觉得,王培枫和蓝欣欣还真有点儿般配,两个人都有点儿虎!Butthissayinghenaturallycannotsay, after allheishelps, is notreconciles.
可是这话他自然不能这么说了,毕竟他是来帮忙的,不是来撮合的。„Fortunately, on.”Lan Xinxinshrugs.
“还好吧,将就吧。”蓝欣欣耸了耸肩。„Iwhat?”Xiao Chenshook the head: „Was right, these did stepinspectmeto lookabbreviates? Wedo not marryreally!”
“我就将什么?”萧辰摇了摇头:“对了,这一步检查我看就省略了吧?我们又不是真的结婚!”„Is thatgood? Ifwedo not come, othersalsothink that wehave the problem!”Lan Xinxinsaid: „, Was right, I, amyourtheream not certainly easy-to-use, was givento dobymebadly, thenyousaidembarrassed, thereforerefusesto inspectis right?”
“那怎么行呢?我们要是不来,人家还以为我们有毛病呢!”蓝欣欣说道:“啊,对了,我记起来了,一定是你那里不好用,被我给做坏了,然后你不好意思说,所以才拒绝检查的对不对?”„Howpossible?”Xiao Chenwas chokedunbearablybyLan Xinxin.
“怎么可能?”萧辰被蓝欣欣噎得够呛。„ThatinspectionAh!”Lan Xinxinsaid: „Actually, Ialsoveryworryyour, do wetryto be good? If not really easy-to-use, treatmentearly, be not towingAh!”
“那就检查一下啊!”蓝欣欣说道:“其实,我也挺着急你的,咱们试一试好不好?如果真的不好用了,就早早的治疗,可别拖着啊!”„Does not use, moreoverIam all right.” The rejection that Xiao Chendoes not know whether to laugh or crysaid.
“真不用了,而且我没事儿。”萧辰哭笑不得的拒绝道。„Come, forthismatter, Ispeciallywith the masculinerejuvenationlomilomi that in the smallmoviestudies, shouldhave the effect.”Lan Xinxinextends the right hand, abouthas demonstrated: „Ithought that mytechnologyshouldbe good!”
“来吧,为了这个事情,我特意和小电影里面学的男性回春按摩术,应该有效果的。”蓝欣欣伸出右手来,左右展示了一下:“我觉得我的技术应该还行了!”„Goodwas good, do Icomealsonot?”Xiao Chendoes not havemeans that Lan Xinxincompelled: „Youwait formehere!”( Not
“行了行了,我自己来还不行吗?”萧辰被蓝欣欣逼的没办法了:“那你在这里等我吧!”(未Endsbeing continued
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