HS :: Volume #9

#898: Sat the crab


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Lu Hai signaled with the eyes toward opposite Chief Gu hastily, Chief Gu is also the smart person, said with a smile: Young Lu, I most like «Because Of You» that song, does not know Young Lu with my same Ah? 陆海连忙朝对面的古总使了个眼色,古总也是机灵人,笑着说道:“陆少,我个人最喜欢《因为你》那首歌,不知道陆少是不是和我一样啊? Whoops feeds! How or saying that we are good Brother, Chief Gu, you have the personal status very much, I also most like «Because Of You».” “哎呦喂!要不怎么说咱们是好兄弟呢,古总,你很有品位啊,我也最喜欢《因为你》。” Lu Hai relaxed at heart, this pretence finally was in the circle. 陆海心里松了口气,这幌子总算是圆上了。 Zhang Keke actually maintains composure, neither cold nor hot continues saying: Originally you like «Because Of You», you sang two me to listen!” 张可可却不动声色,不冷不热的继续说道:“原来你喜欢《因为你》啊,那你唱两句我听听呗!” Lu Hai is being the oneself intelligence and ability is self-satisfied extremely, the smiling face on face stiffened fiercely, then signaled with the eyes toward Chief Gu. 陆海正在为自己的聪明才智得意万分,脸上的笑容猛地僵住了,然后又朝着古总使了个眼色。 This chapter of Chief Gu ignorant has also compared, he can remember the «Because Of You» song name was very rare, making him sing this song? Plays any international joke. 这回古总也懵比了,他能记住《因为你》的歌名已经很难得了,让他唱这首歌?开什么国际玩笑。 Hey! I do not sing, I lacked musical sense, the voice was not good, sings wanted the human life......” Lu Hai to find an excuse the lie circle. “嘿嘿!我还是不唱了,我五音不全,嗓音也不行,唱歌要人命的……”陆海又找了个借口把谎话圆上。 Chief Gu and Guo Tao have wiped the cold sweat of forehead, felt that this meal food has not opened eats soul-stirringly. 古总郭涛抹了把额头的冷汗,怎么感觉这餐饭还没开吃就惊心动魄的。 Sang the coarse person long clown!” Zhang Keke very optional saying. “唱歌难听的人都长的丑!”张可可很随意的说道。 Keke Beauty, cannot say that this is not absolute.” 可可美女,也不能这么说啊,这个也不是绝对的。” You sang coarse, was not long also ugly, this was absolute!” Zhang Keke must manage does not forgive the stance of person to stare Lu Hai. “那你唱歌难听,不是长的也丑,这就是绝对的!”张可可一副得理不饶人的架势瞪了眼陆海 Lu Hai somewhat slightly is not feeling well at heart, actually cannot display: My long is not ugly? Actually many people praised me to lead.” 陆海心里有些小不爽,却也不能表现出来:“我长的不算丑吧?其实有不少人夸我帅呢。” Also did some people praise your handsome Ah? are the blind people? Your long clown, the singing sound is not of pleasant to hear, do not sit side me, I shut out you!” “还有人夸你帅啊?都是瞎子么?你长的丑,歌声又不好听,可别坐在我身边了,我嫌弃你!” Zhang Keke is this careless disposition, she looked a person is not feeling well, must say absolutely, otherwise Zhang Keke is suppressing uncomfortably. His others are rather uncomfortable, does not want oneself uncomfortably...... 张可可就是这种大大咧咧的性格,她看一个人不爽的时候,绝对是要说出来的,不然张可可憋着难受。他宁愿别人难受,也不要自己难受…… Lu Hai corners of the mouth twitches, he suddenly discovered that oneself soaked the wrong object, the atmosphere changed somewhat awkward, will be good will run because of Ma Xinxin this. 陆海嘴角一阵抽搐,他突然发现自己泡错对象了,气氛变的有些尴尬,好在马欣欣这会跑了进来。 „It is not good, Zheng Shuai disappears!” “不好了,郑帅不见了!” Ma Xinxin had knocked half fontanel a moment ago, is nobody opens the door, makes the Qin Feng phone call also to close down, Ma Xinxin starts to be worried about Qin Feng. 马欣欣刚才又去敲了半天门,就是没人开门,打秦枫电话还关机,马欣欣开始担心起秦枫来。 What? Disappears? How to disappear?” Chief Gu jumped suddenly, he compares other people also to be worried about the Qin Feng appearance. “什么?不见了?怎么就不见了呢?”古总突然跳了起来,他比其他人还担心秦枫的样子。 Xinxin, you said specifically, what's the matter?” Rao Shiman has also stood, some worried looks at Ma Xinxin. 欣欣,你说具体点,到底怎么回事?”饶诗曼也站了起来,有些着急的看着马欣欣 In front of me knocks the Zheng Shuai door, but nobody opens, afterward made the cell phone also to close down, should not have an accident?” “我前面就敲郑帅的门,但是没人开,后来打手机也是一直关机,该不是出什么事了吧?” Knew that Zheng Shuai lost contact, all people have stood up, only then Zhang Keke continues to sit on the chair is gnawing a big crab, gnaws, but also while whispered: secure secure! That ugly male looks refuses stubbornly properly, definitely intentionally closes down to pick up the little girl......, He long so was also ugly, the slave trader will not kidnap his, cannot sell also to pay out of money but actually.” 得知郑帅失联了,所有人都站起身来,只有张可可继续坐在椅子上啃着一只大螃蟹,一边啃,还一边嘀咕道:“安啦安啦!那丑男一看就死不正经,肯定是故意关机出去泡妞啦……再说了,他长那么丑,人贩子也不会绑架他的,卖不出去还要倒贴钱呢。” The Zhang Keke words said that the people have braved a heavy line, this woman looks at adorable Pure, was mouth so poisonous? 张可可话说出来,众人都冒了一头黑线,这女人看着可爱清纯的,嘴巴怎么这么毒呢? Qin Feng sat to the ferry of Hong Kong, just sat down sneezing that keeps, this is some people scolds oneself in the back...... 秦枫已经坐上了开往香港的轮渡,刚坐下就不停的打喷嚏,这是有人在背后骂自己啊…… Words that cough cough...... Keke spoke are also reasonable, I thought that we first wait, perhaps Zheng Shuai one will come back.” 咳咳……可可说的话也有道理,我看咱们还是先坐着等一下,说不定郑帅一会就回来了。” Chief Gu recovers, starts to urge everybody to sit down. 古总回过神来,开始劝大家坐下。 Tonight Chief Gu holds this evening banquet, but also invited Lu Hai especially, for suppresses Zheng Shuai, Zheng Shuai that frightened does not dare to step into Hong Kong Half-step. Now Zheng Shuai has not come, Chief Gu wanted to be depressed, he also can only delay some time as far as possible. 今晚古总摆这个晚宴,还特地把陆海请来,为的就是打压郑帅,吓的郑帅再也不敢踏入香港半步。现在郑帅没来,古总都要郁闷死了,他也只能尽量的拖着些时间。 Lu Hai and Sister Ling have sat down, Rao Shiman and some Ma Xinxin actually also worries. 陆海玲姐已经坐下,饶诗曼马欣欣却还有些担心。 Lu Hai opens the mouth to say hastily: Shiman Beauty, sits quickly, should not be impolite with me, tonight everybody is the oneself person, must eat amusingly good...... Xinxin Beauty, you also quickly sit down, the Zheng Shuai that big person, cannot discard.” 陆海连忙又开口说道:“诗曼美女,快坐啊,千万别跟我客气,今晚大家都是自己人,一定要吃好玩好……还有欣欣美女,你也快坐下,郑帅那么大的人,丢不掉的。” Zheng Shuai does not come, Lu Hai happy very much, he in this province teaches Zheng Shuai again. 郑帅不来,陆海开心的很,这省的他再去教训郑帅 Everybody urged Ma Xinxin to take a seat, she stood also embarrassed, then sits down by Sister Ling. 大家都劝着马欣欣入座,她一个人站在旁边也不好意思,便挨着玲姐坐下。 Saw beauties to take a seat, Lu Hai already could not wait, to carry the wine class to say with a smile to the Ma Xinxin three females: Come! My Lu Hai respects three Beauty one cups, can know that looks like you such attractive Great Beauty, that is my being honored!” 美女们都入座了,陆海早就等不及,端起酒杯对马欣欣三女笑道:“来!我陆海敬三位美女一杯,能认识像你们这么漂亮的大美女,那是我的荣幸啊!” Chief Gu and Guo Tao also want to tow the time operate the seat again, but Lu Hai, two people are not anxiously good to sweep the Lu Hai interest. 古总郭涛还想再拖一拖时间在开席,但是陆海急得不行,二人也不好扫陆海的兴致。 Several people have all stood, Zhang Keke completely likely is the person of another world, sits continues to eat oneself there. Has experienced fierce of Zhang Keke venomous tongue, nobody dares to provoke her at will, no matter simply she. 几个人全都站了起来,张可可完全像是另一个世界的人,坐在那里继续吃自己的。见识了张可可毒舌的厉害,也没人敢随意招惹她,索性就不管她了。 Young Lu, I by tea generation of liquor!” Rao Shiman carried teacup sip. 陆少,我以茶代酒!”饶诗曼端起茶杯抿了一口。 Lu Hai has selected the eyebrow, saying that some are not glad: Miss Shiman, your this was ungrateful, I am your iron rod fan, from the heart respect your one glass of liquor, how can you replace with the tea?” 陆海挑了挑眉,有些不乐意的说道:“诗曼小姐,你这样就不够意思了,我可是你的铁杆粉丝,发自内心的敬你一杯酒,你怎么能用茶水代替呢?” Rao Shiman eye pupil deep place flashes through does not wipe patiently, sound strong saying: Young Lu, I always do not drink, but also hopes that you can forgive.” 饶诗曼眼眸深处闪过一抹不耐烦,声音强硬的说道:“陆少,我向来不喝酒的,还希望你能谅解。” Rao Shiman said that sat directly, she already saw the Lu Hai intention, these men do not have the peaceful good intention. 饶诗曼说完,直接坐了回去,她早就看出了陆海的意图,这些男人都是没安好心。 Ma Xinxin is also the tea that drinks, drank up also to sit, right now Lu Hai awkwardly has gone bad, gave Chief Gu to signal with the eyes hastily. 马欣欣也是喝的茶水,喝完也坐了回去,这下子陆海尴尬坏了,连忙给古总使了个眼色。 He He! Young Lu, come, I respect your one cup!” Chief Gu carries the wine class round gathering place hastily. “呵呵!陆少,来,我敬你一杯!”古总连忙端起酒杯圆场子。 Guo Tao also echoes saying: Young Lu, small also respects you, but also after looking at Young Lu, looks after much.” 郭涛也附和道:“陆少,小的也敬您,还望陆少以后多多关照。” Three men have done one cup, that picture also suffices to feel sad. 三个男人干了一杯,那画面也够心酸的。 Drinks up the liquor, three people sat, Lu Hai ass just fell the chair, sudden cried out strangely to jump. 喝完酒,三个人都坐了回去,陆海屁股刚落椅子,突然一声怪叫跳了起来。 Whoops! This especially any gadget Ah? gripped dead daddy......” “哎呦!这特么的什么玩意啊?扎死老子了……” Young Lu, are you all right?” 陆少,您没事吧?” Young Lu Brother, how were you?” 陆少兄弟,你这是怎么了?” Guo Tao and Chief Gu had a scare, has stood, Ma Xinxin three females also curious looks to Lu Hai, on the Lu Hai chair, put a steamed crab, Lu Hai that ass has gotten down, sat the steamed crab flatly, gave to sit ass including the ovary and digestive gland. 郭涛古总吓了一跳,都站了起来,马欣欣三女也好奇的看向陆海,在陆海的椅子上,放了一个大闸蟹,陆海那一屁股下去,把大闸蟹都坐扁了,连蟹黄都给坐了一屁股 The Ma Xinxin three females cannot bear smile to make noise, the corners of the mouth of Chief Gu and Guo Tao are twitching, everybody did not need to guess correctly this was Zhang Keke does, the audience also only then that woman can do such matter wicked...... 马欣欣三女忍不住笑出声来,古总郭涛的嘴角都在抽搐,大家不用想就猜到了这是张可可干的,全场也只有那女人才能干出这么缺德的事情…… Zhang Keke...... you, you especially being sick!” 张可可……你,你特么的有病啊!” Lu Hai this sat is really the pain was miserable, this will be white on the pants also to insert crab pliers, that ovary and digestive gland dyed his white pants, felt that with drew was the same, everybody disgusting that looked. 陆海这一坐真是痛惨了,这会白西裤上还插着一个螃蟹钳子,那蟹黄将他的白西裤染了色,感觉就跟是拉了一样,看的大家一阵恶心。 Lu Hai has gotten angry thoroughly, the matter that no matter picks up the little girl, points at Zhang Keke to shout abuse. 陆海彻底怒了,才不管泡不泡妞的事,指着张可可就破口大骂。 Young Lu, Keke is plays the heart to be too heavy, she does the wrong thing I with you to apologize, but asked you not to roar she, frightened Keke......” 陆少,可可就是玩心太重,她做错事我可以跟你道歉,但请你别吼她,把可可吓到了……” Rao Shiman has stood panting in indignation, Sister Ling runs up to side Zhang Keke to protect Keke hastily, will be very afraid Lu Hai to begin to be the same. 饶诗曼气呼呼的站了起来,玲姐连忙跑到张可可身边护着可可,深怕陆海会动手一样。 Plays the heart to be too heavy? I think her am intentionally...... You said that I did frighten her? She scared to death daddy quickly!” “玩心太重?我看她就是故意的……你说我把她吓到了?她快把老子吓死了!” Lu Hai quick was at heart aggrieved, he who did bullied Zhang Keke to be the same, obviously oneself was a victim. 陆海心里快憋屈死了,搞的他欺负了张可可一样,明明自己才是受害者。 Rao Shiman opened mouth, wants to help Zhang Keke say two again, has thought the half of the day could not say, Lu Hai probably was really a victim. 饶诗曼张了张嘴,想要帮张可可再说两句,想了半天却说不出来,陆海好像真的是受害者啊。 The atmosphere becomes very strange! 气氛变得非常怪异! Lu Hai panting in indignation is staring Zhang Keke, wishes one could the virulent appearance that Zhang Keke tears to shreds. 陆海气呼呼的瞪着张可可,一副恨不得将张可可碎尸万段的恶毒模样。 Chief Gu and Guo Tao stand on one side do not speak, because they have been holding in the happy expression, feared that opens the mouth to make noise on fall about. 古总郭涛站在一边却不说话,因为他们一直在憋住笑意,怕一开口就忍不住大笑出声。 Ma Xinxin and Sister Ling were speechless to Zhang Keke, Rao Shiman does not know that said any good, at this time, Zhang Keke puts down the good food in hand finally, panting in indignation was staring Lu Hai. 马欣欣玲姐张可可无语了,饶诗曼也不知道说什么好,这时,张可可总算是放下手里的美食,气呼呼的瞪着陆海 As soon as she start to talk, all person almost Thunder Yun pass. 她一开口,所有人都差点雷晕过去。 „...... My Little Huang crab, you dies quite miserable, this bastard ass sits unexpectedly your yellow, quickly Little Huang crab that your this bastard accompanies my family, otherwise Little Huang crab makes trouble also wants the pliers dead your! „ “啊……我的小黄蟹,你死的好惨啊,这混蛋竟然一屁股把你的黄都坐出来,你这混蛋快陪我家的小黄蟹,不然小黄蟹做鬼也要钳死你的!“ The people have been incapable of spitting the trough, the Lu Hai air/Qi must faint, roars Zhang Keke saying: You especially what temper loses? Time that this crab delivers has boiled thoroughly, your secretly puts on the crab my chair, daddy has not done accounts with you...... My Lu Hai in Hong Kong, always nobody dares to offend daddy!” 众人已经无力吐槽,陆海气的都要晕了,吼着张可可说道:“你特么的发什么神经?这螃蟹送上来的时候就煮熟了,你偷偷的把螃蟹放我椅子上,老子还没跟你算账呢……我陆海香港,从来没人敢得罪老子的!” Zhang Keke honk mouth, some vitalities: You talked nonsense, Little Huang crab was lived, it crawled to your chair on plays, you actually cruel sat it......” 张可可嘟着嘴,也有些生气了:“你胡说,小黄蟹本来是活的,它只是爬到你椅子上玩而已,你却残忍的把它坐死了……” Lu Hai thought that oneself did not have the means with the Zhang Keke normal exchange, is cold the face to look to Rao Shiman: You said that this matter what to do? daddy is angry now, the consequence is very serious!” 陆海觉得自己已经没办法跟张可可正常交流,冷着脸看向饶诗曼:“你说吧,这事怎么办?老子现在很生气,后果很严重!” Atmosphere instantaneously ice-cold, Lu Hai got angry, is very strong. 气氛瞬间冰冷下来,陆海发起火的时候,还是很强势的。 cough cough! Shiman, you helped Keke say that quickly several words of praise, must disrespect the Young Lu three cups...... Is this matter is not indeed right, what that plays Keke does not to be good? Must play the crab, this poked Young Lu ass painful, that image also destroyed......” 咳咳诗曼啊,你快帮可可说几句好话,要不敬陆少三杯……这事的确是可可做的不对,玩什么不好?非要玩螃蟹,这把陆少屁股都戳痛了,那形象也毁了啊……” Chief Gu has stood, starts to urge Rao Shiman. 古总已经站了起来,开始劝着饶诗曼 Rao Shiman quickly had been irritated by Zhang Keke, this girl plays the temper anything matter to do, wants Rao Shiman to scratch ass to her each time. 饶诗曼都快被张可可气死了,这丫头耍起性子什么事都干得出来,每次还要饶诗曼给她擦屁股 Young Lu, Keke stills have a childlike innocence, handles some strange matters frequently, I believe that she is also well-meant, I respect Young Lu one cup, hopes that should not be offended!” 陆少,可可童心未泯,经常做一些稀奇古怪的事情,我相信她也没有恶意的,我敬陆少一杯,希望你不要见怪!” Rao Shiman always does not drink, but had such matter, she has to carry the wine class to help Zhang Keke ask favor. 饶诗曼向来都不喝酒,但发生了这样的事,她不得不端起酒杯帮张可可求情。 Lu Hai puts on a serious face as before, but somewhat is at heart small excitedly. 陆海依旧板着个脸,但心里却有些小激动。 Because this matter can make Beautiful Girls Combo drink to apologize, has suited the Lu Hai regard actually, when has gotten drunk two females, tonight tidies up them on the bed maliciously, particularly Zhang Keke, Lu Hai must make her ten chapters...... 因为这件事能让美少女组合喝酒赔罪,倒是合了陆海的心意,等到把二女灌醉了,今晚在床上狠狠收拾她们,尤其是张可可,陆海要弄她十回…… Snort...... I look in the Chief Gu surface, tonight can put your horse, but you and Zhang Keke everyone must respect my three cups white, otherwise exempts discussed!” Saying of Lu Hai powerful. “哼……我看在古总的面上,今晚可以放你们一马,不过你和张可可每人要敬我三杯白的,不然免谈!”陆海强势的说道。 The quickest renewal, non- ball window reading invited. 最快更新,无弹窗阅读请。
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