HS :: Volume #5

#419: Weird!


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Studies Blue Ice Dream Demon Armor and Martial Practitioner Alliance member information, the weather already greatly bright! 研究完蓝冰幻魔甲武者联盟的会员信息,天色已经大亮! The Qin Feng time, the oneself morning class must start, this then swaggering walks toward Medical School steps big classroom! 秦枫时间,自己上午的课已经要开始了,这便大摇大摆的朝着医学院阶梯大教室走去! Arrives in classroom, Qin Feng was feared by inside picture! 来到教室里,秦枫还是被里面的景象惊住! Qin Feng comes the Capital University three days of time, this is his third time attended class, every time comes, the Schoolmate population in classroom doubled and re-doubled will rise suddenly, this, entire big classroom has piled up with the person, on a chair of that person of position, is two people presses together now! 秦枫才来京都大学三天时间,这是他第三次来上课,每一次过来,教室里的同学人数就会成倍暴涨,这一回,整个大教室都堆满了人,那原本一人一个位置的椅子上,现在都是两个人挤在一起! If some people use on my class are the excuses, runs to come here post female Schoolmate to press together specially, wants covertly to take the female Schoolmate advantage, I must get angry!” “如果有人利用上我的课为借口,专门跑来这里贴着女同学挤在一起,想要偷偷摸摸占女同学的便宜,那我可是要发火的!” Qin Feng selects the position that a sunlight has been able to shine specially, straight such as standing of loosen on platform, an start to talk, under on Le to become one piece! 秦枫专门挑了个阳光能照射到的位置,笔直如松的站在讲台上,一开口,底下就乐成一片! The Qin Feng teaching strength has not needed to question that he leads the active classroom the ability, absolutely is entire Capital University First! 秦枫的教课实力已经无需质疑,他带动课堂气氛的本领,绝对是整个京都大学第一 Even many Schoolmate has patted the video entire journey that Qin Feng attended class, put on the forum website in school directly, the hit rate instantaneous full house, Qin Feng also became Capital University to be most fiery most has the topic man of the hour! 甚至有不少同学秦枫上课的视频全程拍了下来,直接放到学校的论坛网站上面,点击率瞬间爆棚,秦枫也一跃成为了京都大学最火热最有话题度的风云人物! Naturally! These Qin Feng do not know, did not care! 当然了!这些秦枫都不知道,也不怎么关心! Before attending class, plays a small joke, contrasted under the atmosphere, Qin Feng started to enter the subject! 上课前开个小玩笑,烘托了下气氛,秦枫就开始进入正题! Previous section class! You most charming humorous and modest Teacher Qin Feng, leading everybody to know the trends of 36 Great Main Hole positions and 108 meridians of human body, after the class, confessed that everybody goes back to remember the positions of these life gate acupuncture points well, did everybody remember?” “上节课!你们最最帅气幽默又谦虚的秦枫老师,带领大家认识了人体的36大主穴位置和108经脉的走向,课后,也交代大家回去好好记住这些命门穴位的位置,大家都记住了么?” Remembered!” “记住了!” On under seat sat enough more than 150 people, by the corridor has also stood more than 100 person, these people, the sound was with one voice loud and clear, simply with together stuffy Thunder Ban shock! 底下的座位上坐了足足150多人,过道两边还站了100多号人,这些人异口同声,声音洪亮,简直就跟一道闷雷般的震撼! Is very good!” Performance of Qin Feng to everybody is very satisfied, nodded to continue saying: That I lead everybody to understand the mysterious acupuncture technique of China Chinese Medicine with practice today, making you experience, anything is true China Chinese Medicine......” “很好!”秦枫对大家的表现很满意,点了点头继续说道:“那今天我就用实践来带大家领略华夏中医的神奇针灸术,让你们见识一下,什么才是真正的华夏中医……” Report!” “报告!” Report!” “报告!” Report!” “报告!” Report!” “报告!” A Qin Feng lecture of excitement just, following Schoolmate hear of soaring of just, the entrance runs suddenly four people, is Fang Ming and his three Lil' Bro! 秦枫讲的正激动,下面的同学听的正高昂,门口突然跑来四个人,正是方明和他那三个小弟 These four people stand in the entrance, everyone shouted to shout report, probably was opposing with Qin Feng intentionally! 这四人站在门口,每个人都扯着嗓子大喊了声报告,好像是故意在跟秦枫作对! Qin Feng forced the standard to raise, the train of thought was interrupted by four people suddenly, was cold the face person. Asked everybody to search()! Renewal quickest novel 秦枫逼格都提起来了,思绪突然被四人打断,冷着脸人。请大家搜索()!更新最快的小说 On my class! Why is late?” “上我的课!为什么迟到?” Facing the interrogation of Qin Feng, the happy expression that a Fang Ming face ponders, careless saying: Without the reason, wants to be late is late!” 面对秦枫的质问,方明一脸玩味的笑意,吊儿郎当的说道:“没有原因,想迟到就迟到咯!” Since previous Qin Feng has punched four people , the Fang Ming four people bear a grudge on Qin Feng! 自从上次秦枫揍了四人一顿,方明四人就记恨上秦枫 Afterward Fang Ming made Great Fat feign illness in the class intentionally, finally was seen through by Qin Feng, but also pulled out the big treasured sword, four people of frightening must die. For revenging, Fang Ming looked for hoodlum on society to tidy up Qin Feng in the afternoon, Gao Tianyao also looked for Qin Feng to be troublesome unexpectedly in the afternoon, result two groups of people have hit with no reason at all, made Qin Feng escaping! 后来方明在班上让大胖故意装病,结果被秦枫识破,还掏出把大宝剑来,把四人吓的要死。为了报仇,方明当天下午就找了社会上的混子过来收拾秦枫,谁料当天下午高天耀也来找秦枫麻烦,结果两拨人无缘无故的打了起来,却让秦枫给逃跑了! This foul odor Fang Ming has suppressed at heart, he is thinking for serveral days renovates the Qin Feng means that today had the new idea at heart, this is finds fault specially! 这口恶气方明一直憋在心里呢,他这些天都在想着整治秦枫的办法,今天心里有了新主意,这是专门来找茬的! Fang Ming Schoolmate is very willful! Teacher is also a willful person...... Your four, later did not use my class, now can get the hell out!” 方明同学很任性啊!老师也是个任性的人……那你们四个,以后不用上我的课了,现在就可以滚蛋!” Qin Feng must expel four people, but on the Fang Ming four faces does not have the appearances of a wee bit fear, maple tree that but also is all smiles. 秦枫要赶走四人,但方明四人脸上没有一丁点害怕的样子,还笑容满面的枫。 Fang Ming said: Teacher Qin Feng, I, if did not remember incorrectly, previous Hua Yan Schoolmate has been late one time, you have not asked her to leave, but said that twice is late in your class, cannot come your class!” 方明说道:“秦枫老师,我要是没记错的话,上次花颜同学迟到了一次,你也没有让她走,而是说有两次在你课上迟到,才不能来上你的课吧!” „The Fang Ming Schoolmate memory is really good, you said right, my stipulation sets up to girl, girl is late twice, later also clips on my class again...... However guy is different, one time gets the hell out to me!” 方明同学记性真好,你说的没错,我那个规定是给女生设立的,女生迟到两次,以后再也别上我的课……不过男生不同,一次就给我滚蛋!” Qin Feng turns hostile flipping through the book is quicker , before changing oneself , the stipulation ratio of establishing turns hostile quickly! 秦枫变脸比翻书快,改变自己以前立下的规定比变脸快! The Fang Ming four people of complexions got dark immediately, in front of Qin Feng, they thought that oneself is not the rascal. 方明四人脸色顿时黑了下来,在秦枫面前,他们都觉得自己根本算不上无赖。 Teacher Qin Feng, you determined that must drive away us, doesn't make us attend class?” The Fang Ming eye contains saying of happy expression. 秦枫老师,你确定要赶走我们,不让我们上课?”方明眼含笑意的说道。 „The man who my Qin Feng is indomitable spirit, eye for an eye, cannot take back!” Qin Feng imposing manner soaring saying. “我秦枫顶天立地的男子汉,一言既出,驷马难追!”秦枫气势高昂的说道。 The military might ice cold appearance that Baoqingtian is alive, gets down the student eyes to brave bright light! 那一副包青天在世的威武凌冽模样,下学生眼冒精光 The voice just fell, sits suddenly is reminding from the bottom Third row of Liu Jie: Boss...... It is not right! Teacher Qin Feng, the Fang Ming Second Uncle is the school leader, you do not make him attend class, he estimated that must go to Second Uncle there to sue you!” 话音刚落,坐在倒数第三排的刘杰突然提醒着:“老大哇……不对!秦枫老师,方明的二叔是校领导,你不让他上课,他估计要去二叔那里投诉你呢!” How my Fuck! your boy early did not say!” The Qin Feng complexion changes, the Fang Ming four people that must turn around to leave said with a smile: cough cough! Fang Ming Schoolmate, Teacher is always a fair and rational person, treats impartially, uncorrupt!” “我靠!你小子怎么不早说!”秦枫脸色一变,要转身离开的方明四人笑着说道:“咳咳方明同学,老师向来是个公平公正的人,一视同仁,两袖清风!” Treats guy, naturally is also twice the late stipulation calculates that your this is first time is late, is not to a precedent!” “对待男生,当然也是两次迟到的规定来算,你们这是第一次迟到,下不为例!” Fang Ming stops the footsteps, the turning around maple tree, happy expression that a face ponders. 方明停下脚步,转身枫,一脸玩味的笑意。 Teacher Qin Feng really turns hostile flipping through book is quicker than! Our four can enter classroom to attend a lecture?” 秦枫老师真是变脸比翻书还快!那我们四个可以进教室听课吧?” Ok! Naturally must enter classroom to attend a lecture, stands many does not gather the custom outside!” Qin Feng is also all smiles. “可以!当然要进教室听课,站在外面多不合规矩!”秦枫也笑容满面。 Students one in class, the head is a row of heavy line! 班里的学生们一幕,头上都是一排黑线! Some of their surprise, initially Hua Yan Goddess had been also late, Qin Feng wants her to punish by forcing to stand, now the Fang Ming four people are late, was Qin Feng suddenly so polite? 他们心里还有些诧异,当初花颜女神迟到了,秦枫都非要她罚站,今个方明四人迟到,秦枫怎么突然这么客气了? Because the Fang Ming Second Uncle is the reason of school leader? Before Teacher Qin Feng, dares to a slap in the face including Gao Tianyao that person, but also fears any school leader Ah? 就因为方明二叔是校领导的原因么?秦枫老师之前可是连高天耀那种人都敢打脸的,还怕什么校领导啊? The maple tree manner is gentle, the Fang Ming four people of looks rampantly are self-satisfied, put on a high and mighty act entering classroom, their this plans are very simple, must disturb in the classroom, enrages Qin Feng! 枫态度柔和下来,方明四人的神色更加嚣张得意起来,趾高气昂的走进教室,他们这次的计划很简单,就是要在课堂上捣乱,激怒秦枫 So long as Qin Feng dares to get angry or begin to hit the person, Fang Ming immediately considers oneself Second Uncle there, making the Second Uncle give the dismissal Qin Feng directly! 只要秦枫敢发火或者动手打人,方明就立马告到自己二叔那里去,让二叔直接把秦枫给开除! The Fang Ming four people snatched four positions to sit down complacently, Qin Feng did not have the type likely, started to continue to teach! 方明四人得意洋洋的抢了四个位置坐下,秦枫像是没样,开始继续讲课! We spoke of broad and profound of China Chinese Medicine acupuncture technique a moment ago, then, which Schoolmate is willing to come to power to coordinate Teacher, I help everybody apply needle(s) treat an illness!” “刚才咱们说到华夏中医针灸术的博大精深,接下来,哪位同学愿意上台配合老师一下,我帮大家施针治病!” The Qin Feng voice just fell, under Schoolmate seethes with excitement a piece! 秦枫话音刚落,底下的同学就沸腾一片! After Schoolmate of entire class raises hand to want Qin Feng to help them be only and other Qin Feng was cold the face was coughing several, that 50% guy, is black the face to sit! 整个班的同学都举着手想要秦枫帮他们只是等秦枫冷着脸咳了几声后,其中那一半的男生,都黑着脸坐了下去! The Qin Feng previous section class sternly pointed out that in his classroom, only then the school girl has the qualifications to coordinate him to teach! 秦枫上节课严厉指出,他的课堂上,只有女学生才有资格配合他进行授课! dí dí dí! 嘀嘀嘀 girl on class are fighting for is wanting to come to power, in classroom suddenly resounds to quarrel the mixed incisive cell phone game sound. 班上的女生们正争抢着想要上台呢,教室里突然响起一阵吵杂尖锐的手机游戏声音。 The Fang Ming four people sit in the classroom middle position, in everyone hand is taking a cell phone, but also arrives at the volume of game intentionally in a big way, made this classroom have no way to continue directly to teach. 方明四人坐在教室最中间的位置,每人手里拿着一个手机,还故意把游戏的音量开到最大,直接让这课堂都没法继续讲课了。 All students throw the angry look toward the Fang Ming four people, when four people actually do not have the type, fiery that continues to play. 所有学生都朝着方明四人投来愤怒的神色,四个人却当没样,继续玩的火热。 Young Fang, your 56 levels, your quick belt we!” 方少,你都56级了,你快带带我们!” Great Fat, your this idiot, adds the blood to me quickly, you are the spirit medical occupation, is not the soldier, runs to hit any strange Ah? 大胖,你这个蠢货,快给我加血啊,你是灵医职业,不是战士,跑去打什么怪啊? Big BOSS came, pounds Skill quickly, especially kills it!” “大BOSS来了,快砸技能,特么的弄死它!” Four people plays also while randomly roar randomly call, directly has regarded the Internet cafe this classroom, class clenching jaws on student air/Qi, but Qin Feng had not spoken, these students are not good to speak. 四个人一边玩还一边乱吼乱叫,把这教室直接当成了网吧,班上的学生一个个气的咬牙切齿,但是秦枫一直没发话,这些学生也不好说话。 Well? Teacher Qin Feng, don't you teach? Elder Brother several most liked listening to you to boast, that ability that you boasted, can push the train simply, elder brother several comes to learn from experienced people specially...... Do not stop!” Fang Ming is playing the cell phone, while careless maple tree. “咦?秦枫老师,你怎么不讲课了?哥几个最爱听你吹牛了,你吹牛的那本领,简直能推火车,哥几个专门过来取经呢……你可别停下啊!”方明一边玩着手机,一边吊儿郎当的枫。 Other three Lil' Bro are also coordinating Fang Ming, is mad Qin Feng intentionally! 其余三个小弟也是配合着方明,故意气着秦枫 So long as air/Qi Qin Feng curses at people or hits the person, Fang Ming pats the video, found Second Uncle there to go to dismiss directly Qin Feng...... So long as has dismissed Qin Feng this eye-sore, this Medical School, is the Fang Ming world! 只要气的秦枫骂人或者打人,方明就把视频拍下来,直接找到二叔那里去就能把秦枫开除……只要开除了秦枫这个眼中钉,这医学院,还是方明的天下! Fang Ming Schoolmate, attended class to play cell phone not to be good!” Qin Feng has not been angry, clear(ly) of smiling. 方明同学,上课玩手机可不好!”秦枫并没有生气,笑眯眯的明。 How to be good? Who stipulated that attended class does not permit to play cell phone Ah? the people in my few class to play! Also, daddy special the playing cell phone how, you have not been feeling well Ah? you to plant to hit daddy especially!” Fang Ming straightens one's neck, the appearance that owes to pull out. “怎么不好了?谁规定上课不准玩手机啊?我少班上的人都在玩呢!再说了,老子特么的玩手机怎么了,你不爽啊?你特么有种来打老子啊!”方明梗着脖子,一副欠抽的样子。 These Schoolmate went, wishes one could to rush to pull out Fang Ming slap to the face to vent spleen, the happy expression on his face even more is strong! 那些同学都去了,恨不得冲上去抽方明耳光解气呢,再,他脸上的笑意越发浓烈! Fang Ming Schoolmate, your this type often on own initiative looks for the behavior that pulls out not to be good, the head pulled out changed silly...... Also, Teacher makes you not play the cell phone, because of other, mostly is was not worried that you play the game to cause the cell phone to give off heat, likely makes the cell phone explode!” 方明同学,你这种动不动就主动找抽的行为可不好,脑袋被人抽多了可是会变傻的……还有,老师让你们别玩手机,不是因为别的,主要是担心你们玩游戏导致手机发热,很可能让手机爆炸的!” Ha Ha! When you daddy this is village machine Ah? daddy this is the local tyrant [gold/metal], you felt relieved, will play the automatic shutdown not to explode......” “哈哈!你当老子这是山寨机啊?老子这可是土豪金,你放心好了,玩到自动关机也不会爆……” pēng! 砰! The Fang Ming words have not shouted, the local tyrant [gold/metal] in hand blasts out suddenly, burnt his face black! 方明话没喊完呢,手里的土豪金突然炸开,把他的脸都烧黑了! Fang Ming that three Lil' Bro had a scare, avoid Fang Ming is hastily distant, is very afraid timid appearance that oneself must receive to implicate. 方明那三个小弟吓了一跳,连忙躲开方明远远的,深怕自己也要受到牵连的胆小模样。 Your I had said that will explode, how don't you believe?” The appearance that Qin Feng doing best to convince is bright. “你我说过会爆炸,你怎么就不信呢?”秦枫一副苦口婆心的样子明。 Fang Ming eyebrow fever did not have, volume that Liu Hai also burns in the same place, such distressed very much, his Schoolmate cannot bear laugh loudly. 方明眉毛都烧没了,刘海也烧的卷在一起,那样子狼狈的很,他同学忍不住捧腹大笑。 What smiles to smile? Has anything to be funny!” Standing up of Fang Ming air/Qi, points at Great Fat to exclaim: Great Fat, who makes you switch off the game, arrives in a big way the sound to daddy , to continue to play......” “笑什么笑?有什么好笑的!”方明气的站起身来,指着大胖吼道:“大胖,谁让你关掉游戏的,给老子把声音开到最大,继续玩……” Great Fat saw that the Fang Ming cell phone played to explode, at heart some shadows, but Young Fang spoke, Great Fat did not dare, since, can only open the cell phone game, put the maximum volume to continue to play. 大胖见到方明的手机都玩爆了,心里都有些阴影,但是方少发话,大胖也不敢不从,只能打开手机游戏,放着最大的音量继续玩。 Great Fat Schoolmate, do not play, your cell phone will also play the explosion!” Fat that Qin Feng smiles. 大胖同学,你也别玩了,你手机也会玩爆炸的!”秦枫又笑眯眯的胖。 Great Fat felt immediately oneself stared by a poisonous snake, wants to switch off the cell phone very much, is bright that ice-cold meaningful look, has to continue to put on airs is playing. 大胖顿时感觉自己被一个毒蛇盯上,很想关掉手机,可是明那冰冷的眼神,只好继续装模作样的玩着。 pēng! 砰! Suddenly, is a dull thumping sound, the cell phone in Great Fat also explodes, Great Fat that frightens covers the head to run all over the place in classroom one randomly call, felt that with damn is the same! 突然,又是一声闷响,大胖手里的手机也爆炸掉,吓的大胖捂着脑袋就在教室一阵乱跑乱叫,感觉跟见了鬼一样! Shout! 呼! Continually exploded two cell phones, Schoolmate deeply had inspired! 一连炸了两个手机,同学们都深吸了一口气! The probability that the cell phone explodes was small, now one has exploded two, moreover from now on the cell phone will explode in the Qin Feng reminder, this also is really weird very! 手机爆炸的概率本来就小,现在一下炸了两个,而且都是在秦枫提醒过后手机就爆炸了,这还真是邪门的很! Houzi (monkey) big head... daddy special does not believe that you continue to give me to play the cell phone, Ma Liu!” The eye that Fang Ming this can be mad was red, he has not believed in the Qin Feng really such god, including cell phone special listens to his words to be inadequate? 猴子大头老子特么的就不信了,你们继续给我玩手机,麻溜的!”方明这会气的眼睛都红了,他还不信秦枫真这么神,连手机都特么的听他的话不成?
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