HTMS :: Volume #24

#2329: Person of 20 slaps in the face, the pretty boy changes the pig head


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How knew? Clarified Chi Lian to tell intentionally they said that made me kill how many people? Then kills the scarlet celestial mountain? “知道了又如何?摆明了赤练故意吩咐他们那么说的,难道让我杀了那几个人?然后杀上赤仙山去? I already because of such mistake, oh, ok, did not say that walks, the journey of Heavenly Demon mountain I am know in any case, is not far. 我已经因为这样的错误,唉,算了,还是不说了,走吧,反正天魔山的路途我是知道的,并不算远。 They assemble, takes the immortal boat of Mt. Baxian, is quite comfortable, quite quick. 他们集结起来,也不过就是乘坐八仙山的仙舟而已,就是比较舒服,比较快一点。 Finally must go to the Heavenly Demon gate house. ” 最终还是要去天魔哨所。” Black celestial mountain Mountain Lord as if there is difficulties of saying. 黑仙山山主似乎有说不出口的苦衷。 Ling Xiao gawked, has not forced him again, but said with a smile suddenly: „ Mountain Lord, my character and you are different. 凌霄愣了一下,并未再逼迫他,而是突然笑道:“山主,我的性格与你不一样。 My Ling Xiao does not like suffering a loss! 凌霄可不喜欢吃亏! That several grandsons dare to lie to lie we, I punch them. ” 那几个孙子敢撒谎诳咱们,我就揍他们。” Speaks, ignores the response of black celestial mountain Mountain Lord, Ling Xiao had moved toward the four guarding a gate disciples in scarlet celestial mountain. 说完话,也不顾黑仙山山主的反应,凌霄已经走向了赤仙山的四个守门弟子。 Boy, you best not to stir up trouble, otherwise manages you are the black celestial mountain disciple, first hit disabled said again.” “小子,你最好别惹事儿,不然管你是不是黑仙山弟子,先打残废再说。” The guarding a gate disciple saw Ling Xiao to walk on the 1st, quite disdain said. 守门弟子一号看到凌霄走了过来,颇为不屑地说道。 The guarding a gate disciple is on the 2nd to sneer saying: „ Truth told you, this little while immortal boat in the scarlet celestial mountain, others can enter, the people in your black celestial mountain cannot enter only. 守门弟子二号更是冷笑道:“实话告诉你,这会儿仙舟就在赤仙山上,别人都可以进,唯独你们黑仙山的人不能进。 Naturally, the week passes is an exception. ” 当然了,周通除外。” The guarding a gate disciple scolded on the 3rd: You told him the truth to do, this boy, will bite born in the year of the dog.” 守门弟子三号骂道:“你告诉他实话干什么,这小子属狗的,会咬人的。” The guarding a gate disciple laughs on the 4 th: „ Felt relieved, their Mountain Lord are the turtles, his disciple, definitely is also the turtle, does not dare to make anything absolutely. 守门弟子四号哈哈大笑起来:“放心放心,他们的山主都是乌龟,他这个弟子,肯定也是乌龟,绝对不敢做什么的。 Moreover depends on him, can martial artist of only hell, what make? ” 而且就凭他,区区一层地狱的武者,能做什么?” Four people sang a duet, resulted in many mouths crosstalk simply, did not pay attention to Ling Xiao. 四个人一唱一和,简直就跟群口相声似得,根本就不把凌霄放在眼里。 Even also scolded in nearby black celestial mountain Mountain Lord directly. 甚至连就在附近的黑仙山山主也直接骂了。 Moreover this group of people speak the truth negligently, clearly does not pay attention to the black celestial mountain. 而且这帮人大大咧咧地说了实话,分明就是不把黑仙山放在眼里。 This may looks down upon Ling Xiao not only, is black celestial mountain Mountain Lord, they have not put inside the eye. 这可不光是瞧不起凌霄,就是黑仙山山主,他们也没在眼里头放。 Inside perhaps the eyes of this group of bastard children, only had Chi Lian that ghost woman. 这帮龟孙子的眼里头,恐怕就只有赤练那个老妖婆了吧。 Ling Xiao knows that Chi Lian that ghost woman plans him, has not thought that fellow is connected including the above Mt. Baxian to inspect this big matter to dare unexpectedly to bring to make an issue. 凌霄知道赤练那老妖婆算计他,可没想到那家伙竟然连上八仙山考核这种大事儿都敢拿来做文章。 Good! 好! Real his mother is good! 真他娘好! Chi Lian you do! 赤练你就作吧! Continues to do! 继续作吧! If this scarlet spirit can through the inspection, you illuminate my face to hit directly! 这一次赤灵儿要是能通过考核,你直接照我脸来打! Gave your face also! 给你脸了还! Is Chi Lian that ghost woman makes you do that?” “是赤练那老妖婆让你们这么做的?” Ling Xiao asked lightly. 凌霄淡淡问道。 Dissolute, dares to have no regard for elders and superiors unexpectedly, the following defies superiors, scolds Chi Lian Mountain Lord, your boy lives seriously is impatient.” “放肆,竟然敢目无尊长,以下犯上,骂赤练山主,你这小子当真活得不耐烦了。” Was worrying that have no reason to tidy up this boy, happen to!” “正愁没理由收拾这小子呢,正好!” The word, two in four guard plunged Ling Xiao simultaneously. 言罢,四个守卫之中的两个都同时扑向了凌霄 A word does not begin at earliest convenience. 一言不合就动手。 Moreover faces must participate in Ling Xiao that on Mt. Baxian inspects, if only a guard, they naturally do not dare so. 而且面对的还是要参加上八仙山考核的凌霄,如果只是守卫,他们自然不敢如此。 They do that nothing but relies on the power of the master, because the back has Chi Lian to support. 他们这么做,无非是狗仗人势,因为背后有赤练撑腰罢了。 Thought that such lane abandoned Ling Xiao, will not have any issue. 觉得就这么弄废了凌霄,也不会有任何问题。 Ling Xiao is they acts, if they do not act, he really did not have the warrant to hit back. 凌霄等的就是他们出手,他们要是不出手,他还真没有正当理由还手呢。 Two waste dogs, dares to act to my Ling Xiao, beats your dog mouths!” “两条废狗,也敢对我凌霄出手,打烂你们的狗嘴!” Ling Xiao calls out one, not only has not retroceded, facing the attack of enemy, instead is bullies the body on, does not fear the two to collaborate. 凌霄暴喝一声,不仅没有后退,面对敌人的攻击,反而是欺身而上,丝毫不惧那两人联手。 Black celestial mountain Mountain Lord sees this, just about to acts, actually stopped suddenly, the nve person phoenix that will also flush blocked. 黑仙山山主看到这一幕,刚要出手,却突然又停下来了,甚至还将冲出去的婩人凤拦了下来。 In his both eyes, shows wipes the different glow. 他的双目之中,透出一抹异芒。 By his cultivation base, naturally can look, can Ling Xiao suffer a loss during the fight. 以他这种修为,自然看得出来,凌霄在战斗之中会不会吃亏。 Should make a move to rescue. 该不该出手施救。 Bang!” “嘭!” „!” “啪!” A fist foot, Ling Xiao takes down two guards who that to/clashes unexpectedly neatly in the place. 一拳一脚,凌霄竟然干脆利落地将那冲出来的两个守卫放倒在地。 However these two guards have not remembered the lesson obviously, not only has not studied clever, instead also shouted. 不过这两个守卫显然是没有记住教训,不仅没有就此学乖,反而还大喊了起来。 In elder brother several same places, Mountain Lord said that abandoned this boy to enjoy entirely.” “哥几个一起上,山主说了,废了这小子统统有赏啊。” Is two person converging attack Ling Xiao, this little while turned into four people directly. 原本是两个人夹击凌霄,这会儿直接变成了四个人。 And two are two hells later cultivation base. 其中两个是二层地狱后期修为 Two are two hell intermediate stage and earlier cultivation base. 两个是二层地狱中期和前期修为 These four people collaborate, even the nve person phoenix must have a headache, cultivation base Ling Xiao that he is lower, should be punched one to be right by the violent directly. 这四人联手,就算是婩人凤也要头疼,修为比他低的凌霄,本该直接被暴揍一顿才对。 However unlike nve person phoenix imagination in completely. 然而与婩人凤想象中的完全不一样。 Ling Xiao has not even made many movements, has not used what martial skill. 凌霄甚至没有做多少动作,没有用什么武技。 Treads gently several steps, is ordinary just like the meteor moonlight. 就那么轻轻踏出几步,宛若流星月光一般。 Then, that four guards flew again. 而后,那四个守卫再度飞了出去。 Mouth of everyone is a blood of mouth. 每个人的嘴里头都是一嘴的鲜血。 The face of everyone probably swelled by the hornet hibernation of insects generally, the head became the sphere. 每个人的脸都肿得好像被马蜂蛰了一般,脑袋都成圆球了。 „Everyone 20 slaps in the face, complete in the flash, this boy, seems like has really hidden.” “每个人二十个耳光,在一瞬间完成,这小子,看起来真得有所隐藏啊。” On the face of black celestial mountain Mountain Lord, appeared to wipe the exciting happy expression. 黑仙山山主的脸上,浮现出了一抹兴奋的笑意。 Many years, he is rarely excited. 多少年了,他已经很少如此兴奋过了。 Is impossible Mountain Lord, everyone 20 slaps in the face? That many speeds?” “不可能吧山主,每个人二十个耳光?那得多块的速度啊?” The nve person phoenix was actually hears to be silly directly. 婩人凤却是听得直接傻了。 Person phoenix, you are listening, during the inspection, all follow the lead by Ling Xiao, he makes you do, do you do, absolutely do not suspect. “人凤,你听着,考核当中,一切以凌霄马首是瞻,他让你干什么,你就干什么,绝对不要怀疑。 Believes him, your minimum first pass/test will not have any issue. 相信他,你最起码第一关不会有任何问题。 As for the second pass/test, that can only meet one's fate with resignation. ” 至于第二关,那就只能听天由命了。” Black celestial mountain Mountain Lord said suddenly. 黑仙山山主突然说道。 Although does not know Mountain Lord your saying anything meaning, but I understood.” “虽然不知道山主你这话什么意思,但我明白了。” The nve person phoenix is such person, said that the coarse point does not have the brain, said of pleasant to hear, is straightforward. 婩人凤就是这样的人,说难听点是没脑子,说好听一点,就是耿直。 He believes anyone, has believed, will not suspect absolutely. 他相信谁,就一直会相信,绝对不会怀疑。 Even if the opposite party makes him die now, he will not reject. 哪怕对方让他现在去死,他也不会拒绝。 But this person silly person has the silly luck, often can become friends with the friend who opens heart truly. 而偏偏这种人就是傻人有傻福,往往能够结交到真正交心的朋友。 Black celestial mountain Mountain Lord and his also master also friend, Ling Xiao also regards the friend him now, this was his unique charm. 黑仙山山主和他亦师亦友,凌霄如今也把他当成了朋友,这就是他独特的魅力了。 „, With the difference of reaching an agreement, where this Ling Xiao was good to cope?” “靠,跟说好的不一样啊,这凌霄哪里好对付了?” Bastard, by the pit, the father must go with the Junior Sister appointment tomorrow, this face to become Zhutou, the regret died simply quickly I.” “王八蛋,被坑了啊,老子明天还要去跟师妹约会呢,这张脸简直都快成猪头了,悔死我了。” Your that is nothing, my pretty boy in good condition, just ganged up with a rich woman, this booing, did not have to the feast of mouth, this face, it is estimated that the opposite party also thinks that ran into the ghost.” “你那算个屁,我好端端一张小白脸,刚好勾搭上了一个富婆,这倒好,到嘴边的大餐就这么没了,就这张脸,估计对方还以为遇到鬼了呢。” mother, this is not the pit father, no one has told us, Ling Xiao skill so, that terrifying palm wind, let alone caught, I noticed radically has not seen, complete flower eye.” “尼玛啊,这不是坑爹嘛,谁也没告诉过我们,凌霄的身手如此了得啊,那恐怖的掌风,别说捕捉了,我根本就连看到都没看到啊,完全花了眼。” The matter that four people most regret now provoked Ling Xiao this demon. 四个人现在最后悔的事情就是招惹了凌霄这个魔头。 Not only has not profited, moreover made into the pig head. 不光没占到便宜,而且还被打成了猪头。 As the saying goes hits the person not to apply makeup, but this boy hits the face, making their four also calculate that the good cheek becomes in a complete mess, it is estimated that is better, may result for a long time. 俗话说打人不打脸,可这小子偏偏就打脸啊,让他们四张还算不错的脸蛋变得一塌糊涂,估计要好过来,可得好长时间了。 Your four!” “你们四个!” Forgives, Sir forgives, is our four waste does not realize somebody's highposition or merits, is we bullies the weak by relying on powerful connections to rely on the power of the master, but we do not have the means that Chi Lian Mountain Lord told that we transmit.” “饶命啊,大爷饶命啊,是我们四个废物有眼不识泰山,是我们狐假虎威狗仗人势,可我们也没办法啊,赤练山主这么吩咐的,我们只是代为传达而已。” The Ling Xiao words have not said, four people quickly crawl from the ground, then knelt, is too busy apologizes. 凌霄话还没说完,四个人急忙从地上爬起来,然后又跪了下去,忙不迭地道歉。
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