Since last, Jiraiyacontinuouslyafterbeing busy withinvestigatingOrochimaruto rebel and flee the trend, todayjustreturned to the village.
最近这段时间以来,自来也一直都在忙于调查大蛇丸叛逃后的动向,今天才刚刚回到村子里。Howeverwhatmadehimnot think, hejust nowreturns to the village, heardTsunade hadson'smatter, after hearingthisnews, Jiraiyasuch aswas struck by lightningimmediately!
但是令他没想到的是,他才刚回到村里,就听说了纲手有了个儿子的事,听闻这消息之后,自来也顿时如遭雷击!
Is thispossible?
这怎么可能?
The Tsunade loverbreaks, thisJiraiyaisknows that how manyyearsbutbrokedied, son who whichTsunade came?纲手的恋人是断,这个自来也是知道的,但是断都死了多少年了,纲手哪来的儿子?AlthoughJiraiyathought that Tsunade was impossibleto be suddenly many a son, but the villagerssaidthatthismadehimalsomany for severalpointsto suspect.
虽然自来也觉得纲手不可能突然就多了一个儿子,但是村民都这么说,这让他心里也多了几分怀疑。Shewithothersongood?
难道她又和别人好上了?Thinks ofhere, the Jiraiyadecisionasks that opensMiaothis„concerned party”, can lookclarify the truth of matter.
想到这里,自来也决定来问问张淼这个“当事人”,看看能不能弄清楚事情的真相。Howeverwhatmadehimnot think, hejust nowopens the mouth, but alsoanythinghas not askedthatwas given the resentmentbyothersdogs, moreoverresentmentarrivedhissadplace.
但是令他没想到的是,他才刚开口,还什么都没问出来,就被人家的狗给怼了,而且还怼到了他的伤心处。Oldchild long did uglymove of youannoyyou? Moreover is the fatheruglyis also stronger than the Mount Myōbokufrog?
老子长得丑招你惹你了?而且老子再丑也比妙木山的蛤蟆强一些吧?hemp/numb will Dan, howhave the mouthinexpensivedogsuch?
麻蛋,怎么会有这么嘴贱的狗?Hismasterhas not made sense, the speechwas very exasperating!
还有他的主人也不像话,说话忒气人了!AlthoughJiraiyawantsto fly into a ragevery much, but the objectis a 5 or 6-year-oldchild, thisfirehecannot send, in addition the matterhas not clarified, cannotget angry.
虽然自来也很想大发雷霆,但是对象是一个五六岁的孩子,这火他是发不出来的,再加上事情还没有弄清楚,更加不能发火。Thinks ofhere, the corners of the mouth of Jiraiyatwitchedimmediatelyseveral, suppressed a smiling facewith great difficulty.
想到这里,自来也的嘴角顿时抽搐了好几下,好不容易才憋出了一个笑容。„Hehe...... Little demon, youknow that whoIam?”
“呵呵……小鬼,你知道我是谁吗?”HearsJiraiyathissaying, open/stretchMiaoknows that hemustprepareto revealhisgiven name, butopen/stretchMiaohas not givenhimthisopportunity.
听到自来也这话,张淼就知道他要准备亮出自己的大名了,不过张淼并没有给他这个机会。„Does not thinkthatItoam longermuch the personnot to have the interest!”
“不想,我对长得丑的人没兴趣!”Jiraiya: „......”自来也:“……”Whougly, was fathergracefullyvery good?
谁长得丑了,老子很帅好不好?Looks atopen/stretchMiao a faceWooden expressionappearance, Jiraiyadecidesno longerto buy the climax, butexhibitedhimto think the most gracefulstancedirectly.
看着张淼一脸面无表情的样子,自来也决定不再买关子了,而是直接摆出了一个他自认为最帅的架势。„Iam the Mount MyōbokufrogElfsulphadiazineDaoist, is calledfrogSage, pleasemuchadvise!”
“我乃妙木山蛤蟆精灵仙素道人,人称蛤蟆仙人,请多多指教!”Jiraiyathinks after oneselfreveal the given name, harvests the look that open/stretchMiaoworshipsimmediately, but the resultdisappointedhim.
原本自来也以为自己亮出名号之后,会立刻收获张淼崇拜的眼神,但是结果却让他失望了。Sees onlyopen/stretchMiaostillthatWooden expressionappearance, after hisvoicefalls, the eyelid that gentlylifteddrooping, has revealed a pair of deadfisheye.
只见张淼依然还是那副面无表情的样子,等他话音落下之后,才轻轻抬了一下耷拉的眼皮,露出了一双死鱼眼。„, Froguncle!”
“哦,蛤蟆大叔!”Jiraiya: „......”自来也:“……”Clam...... Froguncle? IsfrogSageis good?
蛤……蛤蟆大叔?是蛤蟆仙人好不好?Jiraiyawantsto correctopen/stretchMiao the languageto harmvery muchimmediately, butin comparison, hethought that the Tsunade matter is quite more important.自来也很想立刻纠正张淼的语误,但是相比之下,他觉得还是纲手的事情比较重要一些。Thereforehe can only giveopen/stretchMiaooneto think the kindsmiling faceonce more.
所以他只能再次给了张淼一个自认为和蔼的笑容。„Hey...... Hey, Little demonIaskedyou, were youreally the Tsunade son?”
“嘿……嘿嘿,小鬼我问你,你真的是纲手的儿子吗?”„Did youaskthisdoing?”Hears the Jiraiyawords, open/stretchMiaoimmediatelyleaning the leaninghead , to continue Wooden expressionvisitshim, „is it possible that do you have the fantasytoPrincessTsunade ?”
“你问这个干嘛?”听到自来也的话,张淼顿时偏了偏脑袋,继续面无表情的看着他,“莫非你对纲手公主还心存幻想?”„......”
“呃……”Looks atMiao'snumbexpression, the corners of the mouth of Jiraiyatwitchedonce moretwo, thenstraightens one's neck saying: „Had the fantasy? My can't Jiraiyabe joined toher?”
看着张淼麻木的表情,自来也的嘴角再次抽搐了两下,然后梗着脖子说道:“心存幻想怎么了?难道我自来也配不上她吗?”„Un, can be joined to!” The Jiraiyavoicejustfell, open/stretchMiaoimmediatelynodded
“嗯,配得上!”自来也的话音刚落,张淼就立刻点了点头„Yourreckless......”
“你胡……”BecauseJiraiyaoriginallyopen/stretchMiaowill saycannot be joined, thereforeinstinctwantsto refute, waitsto have words on the tip of the tongueto respondthathestaredin a big way the eyeimmediately.自来也原本因为张淼会说配不上,所以本能的就想反驳,等话到嘴边了才反应过来,他顿时就瞪大了眼睛。„What did yousay? Yousaid that Ican be joined toher?”
“你说什么?你说我配得上她?”„Un!”Looks at the Jiraiyasurprisedappearance, open/stretchMiaoimmediatelyearnestnod, „Ithought that youcan be joined toher!”
“嗯!”看着自来也惊讶的样子,张淼立刻认真的点了点头,“我觉得你配得上她!”Hearsopen/stretchMiao a once morefaceearnestlysaidthissaying, Jiraiyafeltimmediately the whole personquicklyfluttered, whenhepreparedto praiseopen/stretchMiaowellinsightful, opensunderMiaoa few wordsactuallyinstantaneouslyhimto infiltrate the valley.
听到张淼再次一脸认真的说出这话,自来也顿时感觉整个人都快飘起来了,就在他准备好好夸奖张淼有眼光的时候,张淼下一句话却瞬间将他打入谷底。
„ Althoughyoucan be joined toher,
“虽然你配得上她,Howeverthisis not useful, becauseshewill not likeyour! ” „......”Miaothissaying, Jiraiyastaredin a big way the eyeinstantaneously, „why?”
但是这并没有什么用,因为她是不会喜欢你的!”“呃……”张淼这话一出,自来也瞬间瞪大了眼睛,“为什么?”„Becauseyouare ugly, moreoveryounot onlyreturns the colorugly, youthought that PrincessTsunade will like a clown and colorman?”
“因为你丑啊,而且你不但丑还色,你觉得纲手公主会喜欢一个又丑又色的男人吗?”Jiraiya: „......”自来也:“……”Saidwellis reasonable, Ihad nothing to say in replyunexpectedly...... AlthoughIacknowledgedmya littlecolor, but where mywas ugly?
说得好有道理,我竟无言以对……个屁啊,虽然我承认我有点色,但我哪里丑了?Onlyhasthis unable to make concessionsabsolutely!
唯有这个绝对不能退让!
In the Jiraiyaplancorrectsopen/stretchMiao the aesthetic standardwell, actuallydiscoveryownfrontalreadypassed through the nobody left, heturns the headto lookthatdiscoveredopen/stretchMiaozaobrought the dogto walk away.
就在自来也打算好好纠正一下张淼的审美观时,却发现自己的面前早已经空无一人,他转头一看,发现张淼早已经带着狗走远了。Sawthis, Jiraiyahas shoutedonehastily.
看到这一幕,自来也连忙大喊了一声。„Wait/Etc.I......”
“等等我……”Then, hestarts to walkoneselfto put on the foot of wooden clogs, „”pursued.
说完,他就迈开自己穿着木屐的脚,“吧嗒吧嗒”的追了上去。Althoughall the wayJiraiyahas been making a veiled attack, butopen/stretchMiaojust likes the reef of seashore is the same, appointedhistested by hardshipsstillpalatialmotionless, made that Jiraiyahas not removed.
一路上自来也虽然一直在旁敲侧击,但是张淼却犹如海边的礁石一样,任他风吹浪打依然巍峨不动,弄得自来也也没撤了。Whentwo peoplewalk the arrivedbarbecueQentrance, Jiraiyagets a sudden inspirationimmediately, has smiledtowardopen/stretchMiao.
当两人走到了烤肉Q的门口时,自来也顿时灵机一动,朝着张淼就笑了起来。„Haha, does Little demon, wantto eat the barbecue? Whoso long asyoutoldmyyour fatherare, Idid askyouto eat the barbecue? What kind of?”
“哈哈,小鬼,想不想吃烤肉?只要你告诉我你爸爸是谁,我就请你吃烤肉?怎么样?”HearsJiraiyathissaying, open/stretchMiaocould not bearimmediatelytohisByakugan.
听到自来也这话,张淼顿时就忍不住给了他一个白眼。„Does not use, Iinvitedyou, heremyTenten / every daycame!”
“不用,还是我请你吧,这里我天天都来!”Then, open/stretchMiaodirectlywalked, seesthis, Jiraiyasomewhatwas immediately ignorant.
说完,张淼就直接走了进去,看到这一幕,自来也顿时有些懵了。In the impression of Jiraiya, barbecueQwas considered ason the high consumptionplace in Hidden Leaf Village, generalGeninonemonthcannot comeseveraltimes, even ifwereJōnin must plan carefully, after allmission of highrewarddid not haveanytime. This is Little demonvery rich? Said that barbecueQdid reduce prices? It is not good, Imustwithgoing to have a look! ” Thinks ofhere, Jiraiyafollowedhastily.
在自来也的印象中,烤肉Q算得上的木叶村里的高消费场所了,一般的下忍一个月都来不起几次,就算是上忍也得精打细算,毕竟高报酬的任务也不是随时都有的。难道这小鬼很有钱?还是说烤肉Q降价了?不行,我得跟进去看看!”想到这里,自来也连忙跟了进去。Hejustpassed through the gate, sees the diners in barbecueQopen/stretchMiaowith the scene that greeted.
他刚进门,就看到烤肉Q里的食客们跟张淼打招呼的情景。„LookedquicklythatRyunosukecame!”
“快看,龙之介君来了!”„Does youngRyunosuke, prepareto eatseveraltoday?”
“小龙之介,今天准备吃几盘?”„Haha, ISirRyunosukedefinitelyatecompared withyesterdaya lot!”
“哈哈,我才龙之介大人肯定比昨天吃得多!”SirRyunosuke?
龙之介大人?Hears the words of people, Jiraiyasomewhatwas immediately ignorant, untilopeningMiaolets the proprietressgoes to the barbecue the time, heresponded.
听到众人的话,自来也顿时有些懵了,直到张淼让老板娘去上烤肉的时候,他才反应过来。„Thisboyhas not lied, is herealTenten / every daycomes tohere?”
“难道这小子没说谎,他是真的天天来这里?”Jiraiyajustthought ofhere, the sound that hearsopen/stretchMiaopassed from front.自来也刚想到这里,就听到张淼的声音从前面传了过来。„Hey, the froguncle, comes, sitshere!”
“喂,蛤蟆大叔,来来来,坐这里!”Jiraiya: „......”自来也:“……”
It is not froguncle, the fatherisfrogSage!
不是蛤蟆大叔,老子是蛤蟆仙人!Howevergood foodcurrent, Jiraiyathought that firstate to the fullsaidagain, after allthistimelived outdoors, for a long timedid not havedeliciousnicefoodwell.
不过美食当前,自来也觉得先吃饱了再说,毕竟这顿时间风餐露宿的,好久没有好好吃过一顿像样的食物了。Thinks ofhere, Jiraiyaarrived at the Miaooppositeto sit, looksto chock up the barbecue of table, heimmediatelysatisfiednod.
想到这里,自来也就走到张淼对面坐了下来,看着摆满了桌子的烤肉,他顿时满意的点了点头。„Un, althoughthisboymouthis very bad, but the feelingsare good, was worried that mynot enoughatecalledthese manybarbecuesunexpectedly, later after having ascertained the Tsunade matter, Icanteachhishalf a loaf of Kung-fu.”
“嗯,这小子虽然嘴巴挺坏的,但是心肠却不错,担心我不够吃居然叫了这么多烤肉,待会问清楚了纲手的事之后,我可以传授他一招半式。”
The idea of Jiraiyais very good, butis quickheto knowoneselfhave made a mistake, afterseeing the Miaothatlike a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered cloudsgeneralappetite, hewas immediately scared.自来也的想法很不错,但是很快他就知道自己错了,当看到张淼那风卷残云一般的食量之后,他顿时就傻眼了。
The chopsticks in handalso„”falls the arrivedground.
手里的筷子也“吧嗒”一声掉到了地上。„Is the esophagus of thisboylinking the stomach of cragsleepingbigfrog?”
“这小子的食道是连着岩宿大蛤蟆的肠胃么?”
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