GENR :: Volume #2 小荷才露尖尖角

#176: Jiraiya shock ( Part 1 )


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Since last, Jiraiya continuously after being busy with investigating Orochimaru to rebel and flee the trend, today just returned to the village. 最近这段时间以来,自来也一直都在忙于调查大蛇丸叛逃后的动向,今天才刚刚回到村子里。 However what made him not think, he just now returns to the village, heard Tsunade had son's matter, after hearing this news, Jiraiya such as was struck by lightning immediately! 但是令他没想到的是,他才刚回到村里,就听说了纲手有了个儿子的事,听闻这消息之后,自来也顿时如遭雷击! Is this possible? 这怎么可能? The Tsunade lover breaks, this Jiraiya is knows that how many years but broke died, son who which Tsunade came? 纲手的恋人是断,这个自来也是知道的,但是断都死了多少年了,纲手哪来的儿子? Although Jiraiya thought that Tsunade was impossible to be suddenly many a son, but the villagers said that this made him also many for several points to suspect. 虽然自来也觉得纲手不可能突然就多了一个儿子,但是村民都这么说,这让他心里也多了几分怀疑。 She with others on good? 难道她又和别人好上了? Thinks of here, the Jiraiya decision asks that opens Miao this concerned party, can look clarify the truth of matter. 想到这里,自来也决定来问问张淼这个“当事人”,看看能不能弄清楚事情的真相。 However what made him not think, he just now opens the mouth, but also anything has not asked that was given the resentment by others dogs, moreover resentment arrived his sad place. 但是令他没想到的是,他才刚开口,还什么都没问出来,就被人家的狗给怼了,而且还怼到了他的伤心处。 Old child long did ugly move of you annoy you? Moreover is the father ugly is also stronger than the Mount Myōboku frog? 老子长得丑招你惹你了?而且老子再丑也比妙木山的蛤蟆强一些吧? hemp/numb will Dan, how have the mouth inexpensive dog such? 麻蛋,怎么会有这么嘴贱的狗? His master has not made sense, the speech was very exasperating! 还有他的主人也不像话,说话忒气人了! Although Jiraiya wants to fly into a rage very much, but the object is a 5 or 6-year-old child, this fire he cannot send, in addition the matter has not clarified, cannot get angry. 虽然自来也很想大发雷霆,但是对象是一个五六岁的孩子,这火他是发不出来的,再加上事情还没有弄清楚,更加不能发火。 Thinks of here, the corners of the mouth of Jiraiya twitched immediately several, suppressed a smiling face with great difficulty. 想到这里,自来也的嘴角顿时抽搐了好几下,好不容易才憋出了一个笑容。 Hehe...... Little demon, you know that who I am?” “呵呵……小鬼,你知道我是谁吗?” Hears Jiraiya this saying, open/stretch Miao knows that he must prepare to reveal his given name, but open/stretch Miao has not given him this opportunity. 听到自来也这话,张淼就知道他要准备亮出自己的大名了,不过张淼并没有给他这个机会。 Does not think that I to am longer much the person not to have the interest!” “不想,我对长得丑的人没兴趣!” Jiraiya: „......” 自来也:“……” Who ugly, was father gracefully very good? 谁长得丑了,老子很帅好不好? Looks at open/stretch Miao a face Wooden expression appearance, Jiraiya decides no longer to buy the climax, but exhibited him to think the most graceful stance directly. 看着张淼一脸面无表情的样子,自来也决定不再买关子了,而是直接摆出了一个他自认为最帅的架势。 I am the Mount Myōboku frog Elf sulphadiazine Daoist, is called frog Sage, please much advise!” “我乃妙木山蛤蟆精灵仙素道人,人称蛤蟆仙人,请多多指教!” Jiraiya thinks after oneself reveal the given name, harvests the look that open/stretch Miao worships immediately, but the result disappointed him. 原本自来也以为自己亮出名号之后,会立刻收获张淼崇拜的眼神,但是结果却让他失望了。 Sees only open/stretch Miao still that Wooden expression appearance, after his voice falls, the eyelid that gently lifted drooping, has revealed a pair of dead fish eye. 只见张淼依然还是那副面无表情的样子,等他话音落下之后,才轻轻抬了一下耷拉的眼皮,露出了一双死鱼眼。 „, Frog uncle!” “哦,蛤蟆大叔!” Jiraiya: „......” 自来也:“……” Clam...... Frog uncle? Is frog Sage is good? 蛤……蛤蟆大叔?是蛤蟆仙人好不好? Jiraiya wants to correct open/stretch Miao the language to harm very much immediately, but in comparison, he thought that the Tsunade matter is quite more important. 自来也很想立刻纠正张淼的语误,但是相比之下,他觉得还是纲手的事情比较重要一些。 Therefore he can only give open/stretch Miao one to think the kind smiling face once more. 所以他只能再次给了张淼一个自认为和蔼的笑容。 Hey...... Hey, Little demon I asked you, were you really the Tsunade son?” “嘿……嘿嘿,小鬼我问你,你真的是纲手的儿子吗?” „Did you ask this doing?” Hears the Jiraiya words, open/stretch Miao immediately leaning the leaning head , to continue Wooden expression visits him, is it possible that do you have the fantasy to Princess Tsunade ?” “你问这个干嘛?”听到自来也的话,张淼顿时偏了偏脑袋,继续面无表情的看着他,“莫非你对纲手公主还心存幻想?” „......” “呃……” Looks at Miao's numb expression, the corners of the mouth of Jiraiya twitched once more two, then straightens one's neck saying: Had the fantasy? My can't Jiraiya be joined to her?” 看着张淼麻木的表情,自来也的嘴角再次抽搐了两下,然后梗着脖子说道:“心存幻想怎么了?难道我自来也配不上她吗?” Un, can be joined to!” The Jiraiya voice just fell, open/stretch Miao immediately nodded “嗯,配得上!”自来也的话音刚落,张淼就立刻点了点头 Your reckless......” “你胡……” Because Jiraiya originally open/stretch Miao will say cannot be joined, therefore instinct wants to refute, waits to have words on the tip of the tongue to respond that he stared in a big way the eye immediately. 自来也原本因为张淼会说配不上,所以本能的就想反驳,等话到嘴边了才反应过来,他顿时就瞪大了眼睛。 What did you say? You said that I can be joined to her?” “你说什么?你说我配得上她?” Un!” Looks at the Jiraiya surprised appearance, open/stretch Miao immediately earnest nod, I thought that you can be joined to her!” “嗯!”看着自来也惊讶的样子,张淼立刻认真的点了点头,“我觉得你配得上她!” Hears open/stretch Miao a once more face earnestly said this saying, Jiraiya felt immediately the whole person quickly fluttered, when he prepared to praise open/stretch Miao well insightful, opens under Miao a few words actually instantaneously him to infiltrate the valley. 听到张淼再次一脸认真的说出这话,自来也顿时感觉整个人都快飘起来了,就在他准备好好夸奖张淼有眼光的时候,张淼下一句话却瞬间将他打入谷底。 Although you can be joined to her, “虽然你配得上她, However this is not useful, because she will not like your! ” „......” Miao this saying, Jiraiya stared in a big way the eye instantaneously, why?” 但是这并没有什么用,因为她是不会喜欢你的!”“呃……”张淼这话一出,自来也瞬间瞪大了眼睛,“为什么?” Because you are ugly, moreover you not only returns the color ugly, you thought that Princess Tsunade will like a clown and color man?” “因为你丑啊,而且你不但丑还色,你觉得纲手公主会喜欢一个又丑又色的男人吗?” Jiraiya: „......” 自来也:“……” Said well is reasonable, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly...... Although I acknowledged my a little color, but where my was ugly? 说得好有道理,我竟无言以对……个屁啊,虽然我承认我有点色,但我哪里丑了? Only has this unable to make concessions absolutely! 唯有这个绝对不能退让! In the Jiraiya plan corrects open/stretch Miao the aesthetic standard well, actually discovery own front already passed through the nobody left, he turns the head to look that discovered open/stretch Miaozao brought the dog to walk away. 就在自来也打算好好纠正一下张淼的审美观时,却发现自己的面前早已经空无一人,他转头一看,发现张淼早已经带着狗走远了。 Saw this, Jiraiya has shouted one hastily. 看到这一幕,自来也连忙大喊了一声。 Wait/Etc. I......” “等等我……” Then, he starts to walk oneself to put on the foot of wooden clogs, „” pursued. 说完,他就迈开自己穿着木屐的脚,“吧嗒吧嗒”的追了上去。 Although all the way Jiraiya has been making a veiled attack, but open/stretch Miao just likes the reef of seashore is the same, appointed his tested by hardships still palatial motionless, made that Jiraiya has not removed. 一路上自来也虽然一直在旁敲侧击,但是张淼却犹如海边的礁石一样,任他风吹浪打依然巍峨不动,弄得自来也也没撤了。 When two people walk the arrived barbecue Q entrance, Jiraiya gets a sudden inspiration immediately, has smiled toward open/stretch Miao. 当两人走到了烤肉Q的门口时,自来也顿时灵机一动,朝着张淼就笑了起来。 Haha, does Little demon, want to eat the barbecue? Who so long as you told my your father are, I did ask you to eat the barbecue? What kind of?” “哈哈,小鬼,想不想吃烤肉?只要你告诉我你爸爸是谁,我就请你吃烤肉?怎么样?” Hears Jiraiya this saying, open/stretch Miao could not bear immediately to his Byakugan. 听到自来也这话,张淼顿时就忍不住给了他一个白眼 Does not use, I invited you, here my Tenten / every day came!” “不用,还是我请你吧,这里我天天都来!” Then, open/stretch Miao directly walked, sees this, Jiraiya somewhat was immediately ignorant. 说完,张淼就直接走了进去,看到这一幕,自来也顿时有些懵了。 In the impression of Jiraiya, barbecue Q was considered as on the high consumption place in Hidden Leaf Village, general Genin one month cannot come several times, even if were Jōnin must plan carefully, after all mission of high reward did not have anytime. This is Little demon very rich? Said that barbecue Q did reduce prices? It is not good, I must with going to have a look! ” Thinks of here, Jiraiya followed hastily. 自来也的印象中,烤肉Q算得上的木叶村里的高消费场所了,一般的下忍一个月都来不起几次,就算是上忍也得精打细算,毕竟高报酬的任务也不是随时都有的。难道这小鬼很有钱?还是说烤肉Q降价了?不行,我得跟进去看看!”想到这里,自来也连忙跟了进去。 He just passed through the gate, sees the diners in barbecue Q open/stretch Miao with the scene that greeted. 他刚进门,就看到烤肉Q里的食客们跟张淼打招呼的情景。 Looked quickly that Ryunosuke came!” “快看,龙之介君来了!” „Does young Ryunosuke, prepare to eat several today?” “小龙之介,今天准备吃几盘?” Haha, I Sir Ryunosuke definitely ate compared with yesterday a lot!” “哈哈,我才龙之介大人肯定比昨天吃得多!” Sir Ryunosuke? 龙之介大人? Hears the words of people, Jiraiya somewhat was immediately ignorant, until opening Miao lets the proprietress goes to the barbecue the time, he responded. 听到众人的话,自来也顿时有些懵了,直到张淼让老板娘去上烤肉的时候,他才反应过来。 This boy has not lied, is he real Tenten / every day comes to here?” “难道这小子没说谎,他是真的天天来这里?” Jiraiya just thought of here, the sound that hears open/stretch Miao passed from front. 自来也刚想到这里,就听到张淼的声音从前面传了过来。 Hey, the frog uncle, comes, sits here!” “喂,蛤蟆大叔,来来来,坐这里!” Jiraiya: „......” 自来也:“……” It is not frog uncle, the father is frog Sage! 不是蛤蟆大叔,老子是蛤蟆仙人 However good food current, Jiraiya thought that first ate to the full said again, after all this time lived outdoors, for a long time did not have delicious nice food well. 不过美食当前,自来也觉得先吃饱了再说,毕竟这顿时间风餐露宿的,好久没有好好吃过一顿像样的食物了。 Thinks of here, Jiraiya arrived at the Miao opposite to sit, looks to chock up the barbecue of table, he immediately satisfied nod. 想到这里,自来也就走到张淼对面坐了下来,看着摆满了桌子的烤肉,他顿时满意的点了点头。 Un, although this boy mouth is very bad, but the feelings are good, was worried that my not enough ate called these many barbecues unexpectedly, later after having ascertained the Tsunade matter, I can teach his half a loaf of Kung-fu.” “嗯,这小子虽然嘴巴挺坏的,但是心肠却不错,担心我不够吃居然叫了这么多烤肉,待会问清楚了纲手的事之后,我可以传授他一招半式。” The idea of Jiraiya is very good, but is quick he to know oneself have made a mistake, after seeing the Miao that like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds general appetite, he was immediately scared. 自来也的想法很不错,但是很快他就知道自己错了,当看到张淼那风卷残云一般的食量之后,他顿时就傻眼了。 The chopsticks in hand also „” falls the arrived ground. 手里的筷子也“吧嗒”一声掉到了地上。 „Is the esophagus of this boy linking the stomach of crag sleeping big frog?” “这小子的食道是连着岩宿大蛤蟆的肠胃么?”
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