GOAW :: Volume #1

#9: Fang Fang little store iron lump assistant


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Right! Bu Fang precisely such narrow-minded! 没错!步方就是这么的小心眼! Because he is not honorable gentleman, although said that he has into broad dream that stands in God of Cooking that stands at the top of the food chain in the Fantasy World, but this cannot change the disposition that his Earth petty bourgeois zi tooth must report. 因为他本身就不是什么正人君子,虽然说他有着成为站在玄幻世界食物链顶端厨神的远大梦想,但是这并不能改变他本身地球小市民眦牙必报的性格。 Enjoy your meal.” Bu Fang looks the enunciation promotes saliva or body fluids is looking at Egg Fried Rice saying of Sun Qixiang expressionlessly. 请慢用。”步方看着口齿生津的望着蛋炒饭孙启祥面无表情的说道。 Rolling get lost/rolls! Do not disturb me to eat meal.” Sun Qixiang has not flung under the palm patiently, hints Bu Fang to get out of the way. “滚滚滚!别打扰我吃饭。”孙启祥不耐烦的甩了下手掌,示意步方走开。 Bu Fang curled the lip, secretly said in heart, your cow, when you eat up first Egg Fried Rice, I must have a look at you not to be good but actually. 步方撇了撇嘴,心中暗道,你牛,等你吃下第一口蛋炒饭,我倒要看看你还牛不。 Sun Qixiang no longer pays attention to Bu Fang, the preparation opens eats, suddenly has as if remembered anything, turned head to put on the veil, became solemn graceful elegant Xiao Yanyu said: Yanyu Great Beauty, my this has, can come to eat together?” 孙启祥不再理会步方,准备开吃,忽然似乎是想起了什么,扭头对着已经重新戴上了面纱,变得端庄婉雅的肖烟雨道:“烟雨大美人,我这点了很多,要不要来一起吃?” Xiao Yanyu wrinkled the attractive brow, in the heart somewhat hesitates unexpectedly, remembers that delicacy Egg Fried Rice, she wants to come one really very much again, but her origin crystal has not brought to suffice . Moreover the Small Shop custom only permits eats one bowl. 肖烟雨皱了一下好看的眉头,心中居然有些犹豫,想起那美味的蛋炒饭,她真的很想再来一份,可是她的元晶没带够,而且小店的规矩只许吃一碗。 Now some people please eat, as if is also a good choice. 如今有人请吃,似乎也是个不错的选择。 However, has not waited for Xiao Yanyu to reply, sits Bu Fang on at the same time chair is the light opens the mouth. 然而,还没有等肖烟雨回答,坐在一边椅子上的步方便是淡淡的开口。 Egg Fried Rice that head store customer selects can only eat personally, if eats to other people, will regard as the destruction head store custom, will be blacklisted.” “本店顾客所点的蛋炒饭只能个人吃食,若给他人吃食,将视为破坏本店规矩,被列入黑名单。” Yo?! You think that my Sun Qixiang will fear? Also includes the blacklist, if I must eat, but must care about your custom, first makes people make into the dead dog you, then compels you to do! Trivial Small Shop, but also thinks really can oneself ascend the sky inadequately?!” “哟呵?!你以为我孙启祥会怕?还列入黑名单,我如果要吃,还要在乎你的规矩,先让人把你打成死狗,再逼你做!区区一个小店,还真的以为自己能上天了不成?!” Sun Qixiang somewhat annoyed looks at Bu Fang, immediately must have the lunch with Great Beauty Xiao, unexpectedly stirring yellow was simply intolerant by this boy! 孙启祥有些恼火的看着步方,马上要和肖大美女一起共进午餐了,居然被这个小子给搅黄了简直不可容忍! „, Forgot to add a point, is not only you are dragged into the blacklist, if she has eaten, she will also be dragged into the blacklist, you possibly to are dragged into the blacklist not to have what concept now, but...... Welcome attempts.” Bu Fang at a moderate pace saying. “哦,忘了补充一点,不仅是你会被拉入黑名单,如果她真的吃了,那她也会被拉入黑名单,你们现在可能对被拉入黑名单没有什么概念,但是……欢迎尝试。”步方不紧不慢的说道。 This saying, Xiao Yanyu thorough cancelling eats the idea of Sun Qixiang Egg Fried Rice. 这话一出,肖烟雨彻底的打消吃孙启祥点的蛋炒饭的想法。 Sun Qixiang coldly snorted, does not threaten slight caring regarding Bu Fang's, will his solemn Im­pe­r­ial Capital playboy fear a threat of small restaurant Chef? Also adds to the blacklist? Simply is a joke. 孙启祥冷哼了一声,对于步方的威胁没有丝毫的在意,他堂堂帝都纨绔会怕一个小餐馆厨师的威胁?还加入黑名单?简直是个笑话。 Sun Qixiang no longer said a word, looks at front four color/look fragrance complete food, the suddenly appetite opens greatly, that sent out golden ray Egg Fried Rice lightens blindly his both eyes badly. 孙启祥不再言语,看着面前的四份色香味俱全的食物,顿时胃口大开,那散发着金色光芒蛋炒饭更是差点亮瞎他的双眼。 Scoops up one spoon of Egg Fried Rice with porcelain spoon, aromatic flavor of greeting the nostrils is almost a bomb explodes in his nasal cavity likely, making him be enchanted by. 青花调羹舀起一勺蛋炒饭,扑鼻的香味浓郁的几乎像是个炸弹在他的鼻腔之中爆炸,让他迷醉。 Without hesitation squeezes in Egg Fried Rice the mouth, the entrance, the pearl grain of rice rolls between the tooth and tongue, each very distinct, as if makes his tongue experience an entirely new massage to be ordinary. 毫不犹豫的将蛋炒饭塞入口中,入口,珍珠般的米粒在牙齿与舌头之间滚动,各个都是十分的分明,似乎让他的舌头在经历一场别开生面的按摩一般。 Delicious!” “好吃!” Sun Qixiang eye one bright, then porcelain spoon unceasing scoops up to put down, in mouth early by Egg Fried Rice crowding. 孙启祥眼睛一亮,尔后青花调羹不断的舀起放下,口中早已经被蛋炒饭给塞满。 Bu Fang looks at food such happy Sun Qixiang, expressionlessly the mouth on face pulls slightly, as if has shown a smile. 步方看着吃的如此之欢的孙启祥,面无表情的脸上的嘴微微一扯,似乎是露出了一丝微笑。 Although Xiao Yanyu in looking at Sun Qixiang Egg Fried Rice, but she felt suddenly a chill in the air has transmitted from Bu Fang's, turning head of some doubt looked, then catches Bu Fang that stiff smile. 肖烟雨虽然一直都在看孙启祥蛋炒饭,但是她突然感觉到了一阵寒意从步方的身上传来,有些狐疑的扭头一看,便是捕捉到了步方那僵硬的微笑。 Eh? Em? he...... Is he smiling unexpectedly? 诶?恩?他……他居然在笑? Some Xiao Yanyu slightly surprise, from entering this Small Shop start, Bu Fang gives her feeling is that ice-cold arrogant facial paralysis Chef image, will be hard to imagine this facial paralysis also to smile unexpectedly. 肖烟雨稍稍有些诧异,从进入这家小店开始,步方给她的感觉一直都是那种冰冷高傲的面瘫厨师形象,难以想象这面瘫居然也会微笑。 Ah!!!” 啊!!!” When Xiao Yanyu changes to the energy Bu Fang, that food happy Sun Qixiang sudden movement stagnates, that such as the fine lace common small eye stares the Boss unexpectedly. 就在肖烟雨将精力转到步方身上的时候,那吃的正欢的孙启祥突然动作一滞,那如细线一般的小眼睛居然瞪得老大。 The flesh on his face within one second, is by white to red, by red to purple! 他脸上的肌肤在一秒钟之内,便是由白变红,在由红变紫 A pitiful yell, Sun Qixiang opening mouth, the grain of cooked rice spouts directly, whole body in same place jumps and jumps, both hands are covering the throat, unceasing sticking out one's tongue! 一声惨叫,孙启祥张大嘴巴,饭粒直接喷出,整个人在原地又蹦又跳,双手捂着喉咙,不断的吐着舌头! Spicy...... Spicy! Good especially spicy!” “辣……辣!好特么的辣!” The Sun Qixiang tears were burnt, felt that own figure as if burnt distortion, has had the suspicion to this world. 孙启祥眼泪都被辣出来了,感觉自己的身形似乎都被辣的扭曲,对这个世界都是产生了怀疑。 How world can have so fearful spicy! 世间怎么能够有如此可怕的辣! Water! Looks for the water! Sun Qixiang runs all over the place in Small Shop, wants to look for the water to alleviate hotness in an end opening, the feeling that feels terribly hot, making him entire open mouth almost must tingle with numbness, tears huā huā flows unceasingly. 水!找水!孙启祥小店中乱跑,想要找水来缓解一下口中的辣味,那火烧火燎的感觉,让他整张嘴几乎都要发麻,眼泪哗哗的不断流淌下来。 Bu Fang sits on the stool, light looks batters unceasingly Sun Qixiang that. 步方坐在凳子上,淡淡的看着不断横冲直撞的孙启祥 Suddenly, Sun Qixiang wants to charge into the Small Shop kitchen, because periphery does not have the water, wants to look for the water, as if only then enters that kitchen. 突然,孙启祥想要冲向小店的厨房,因为周围都没有水,想要找水,似乎只有进入那厨房。 When Sun Qixiang must break in the kitchen, a mechanical arm suddenly appeared, held the Sun Qixiang clothes, his whole body throwing. 就在孙启祥要冲入厨房的时候,一只机械手臂突然出现,抓住了孙启祥的衣服,将他整个人给抛了出来。 kitchen important place, the stranger do not enter.” 厨房重地,生人勿进。” Bu Fang's that iron lump robot assistant, stood in the kitchen entrance, said with the mechanical sentence. 步方的那个铁疙瘩机器人助手,站在了厨房门口,用机械的语句说道。 Xiao Yanyu and Xiao Xiaolong dumbfounded looks at this. 肖烟雨肖小龙目瞪口呆的看着这一幕。 Xiao Yanyu turns head to look suddenly to Bu Fang, all these will not be he will do? Is could it be that is retaliating? A little fearful...... Adds on Chili of person suspicion world can burn in cuisines, is simply inhuman! 肖烟雨突然扭头看向步方,这一切不会都是他做的吧?难道是在报复么?有点可怕……在美食中加上可以辣的人怀疑世界的辣椒,简直毫无人性! Young master...... Water!” “少爷……水!” The Sun Qixiang personal servant will watch meaningful glance very much, jumping when Sun Qixiang feels terribly hot shouted wants the water, he is to/clashes, looked for one bag of water to come. 孙启祥的跟班很会看眼色,早在孙启祥火烧火燎的跳起喊要水的时候,他便是冲出去,找了一袋水进来。 Gū lū Gū lū! 咕噜咕噜 The Sun Qixiang one breath fills the water, alleviated pungent feeling in an end opening, his food are not luckily many, this hot has not continued to be too long. 孙启祥一口气将水灌完,才是缓解了一下口中的辛辣感,幸好他吃的不多,这辣味并未持续太久。 Your seeking death! Unexpectedly dares to fudge in Egg Fried Rice!” Sun Qixiang was angry, flings the water bag on the ground. “你找死!居然敢在蛋炒饭中动手脚!”孙启祥愤怒了,一把将水袋甩在地上。 Sitting of Bu Fang expressionlessly on the chair, points at food saying: You did not finish eating food, is regarded as waste food, includes the blacklist directly.” 步方面无表情的坐在椅子上,指着食物道:“你不把食物吃完,便是会被视为浪费食物,直接列入黑名单。” Blacklist?! Don't especially raises any blacklist with me! The father makes your this Small Shop unable to open today!” Sun Qixiang angry clenching teeth, the paper fan points to Bu Fang. “黑名单?!别特么的跟我提什么黑名单!老子今天就让你这小店开不下去!”孙启祥愤怒的咬着牙,纸扇直指步方 Has pounded this Small Shop to me!!” “给我砸了这个小店!!” Sun Qixiang was saying to behind personal servant. 孙启祥对着身后的跟班道。 Personal servant suddenly was energetic, pounded shop anything's him most to like, therefore he skilled has then lifted the chair of ground, was prepares to pound on that table. 那跟班顿时精神了起来,砸店什么的他最喜欢了,于是他便是熟练的抬起了地上的椅子,便是准备砸到那桌子上。 However, has not waited for him to pound down the stool, he then felt that oneself arm bone fracture broke. 然而,还没有等他将凳子砸下,他便是感到自己的手臂骨折断裂了。 A pitiful yell, this personal servant behind presented an iron lump, that iron lump extends iron, relaxed the arm break asunder of personal servant. 一声惨叫,这跟班身后出现了一具铁疙瘩,那铁疙瘩伸出铁手,将轻松的将跟班的手臂拗断。 troublemaker! Drags into the blacklist, can never step into Fang Fang little store.” The mechanical sound is bringing little serious, little earnest. 闹事者!拉入黑名单,永远不许踏入方方小店。”机械的声音带着几许严肃,几许认真。 The personal servant was given to work by the mechanical iron lump, flings gently, then directly departed Small Shop, pours outside, fell to fall prostrate, wails unceasingly. 那跟班被机械铁疙瘩给抓起,轻轻一甩,便是直接飞出了小店,倒在外面,摔了个嘴啃泥,哀嚎不断。 „Do you also dare to hit back unexpectedly?! Do you believe me to divide the minute to call 100 people, directly your this Small Shop opening!” “你居然还敢还手?!你信不信我分分钟叫一百号人,直接将你这小店给拆了!” Trembling of Sun Qixiang air/Qi, has the common people to dare to revolt against him in Im­pe­r­ial Capital unexpectedly. 孙启祥气的哆嗦,在帝都居然还有平民敢反抗他。 Whitey, digs up light then to throw him, he wastes food, should receive some fines.” Bu Fang stands up, has had a yawn lightly to robot Whitey said, said whispered while convenient: Today's business hour arrived, should close.” 小白,把他扒光然后扔出去,他浪费食物,理应收到一些罚款。”步方站起身,打了个哈欠淡淡的对机器人小白说道,说完顺便嘀咕了一句:“今天的营业时间到了,该关门了。” „Do you dare to disregard me? I am third grade Battle Maniac, does you with pinching ants is ordinary!” Sun Qixiang angrily roars, colorful long gown is calm, a glittering ray passes on his body. “你敢无视我?我可是三品战狂,搞死你跟捏死一只蝼蚁一般!”孙启祥怒吼一声,身上的花花绿绿长袍无风自动,一股莹莹光芒在他的身上流转。 Bang! 砰! A robot Whitey palm of the hand claps on transporting Sun Qixiang in merit, compels directly ignorant, whole body that he pats falls down, True Energy that within the body gathers with great difficulty is defeated and dispersed directly...... 机器人小白一巴掌拍在运功中的孙启祥头上,直接将他拍的懵逼,整个人倒在地上,体内好不容易聚集起来的真气直接溃散…… Then, rip! Digs up! 尔后,撕拉!扒拉! Fuck! Your really special takes off my clothes?! You know that who I am?! I especially......” 我靠!你真特么的脱我衣服?!你知道我是谁么?!我特么的……” Bang! Whitey machine eye has glittered, a palm of the hand claps once more on the Sun Qixiang head, corona that he pats. 砰!小白机器眼闪烁了一下,一巴掌再次拍在孙启祥脑袋上,将他拍的晕乎。 Sun Qixiang clothes from top to bottom were dug then up up, the valuable goods were plundered completely, whole body was thrown gently by Whitey, fell by the exquisite parabola curve on the Small Shop entrance. 尔后孙启祥浑身上下的衣服便是被扒光,值钱物品全部被搜刮走,整个人小白轻轻一抛,以优美的抛物线弧度落在了小店门口。 Sun Qixiang is compels at this moment ignorant, the body is chilly. 孙启祥此刻是懵逼的,身上是冷飕飕的。 Suddenly he felt that the sound of footsteps, pair of golden flood dragon leather boots then appeared before him...... 突然他感觉到了脚步声,一双金色蛟皮靴便是出现在他面前…… Zhao Ruge looks at Sun Qixiang of whole body only remaining fig leaf, suddenly tut tut makes noise smoothly. 赵如歌看着浑身光溜溜只剩下一块遮羞布的孙启祥,顿时啧啧出声。 Our Young Master Sun eats meal, ends up to turn out so is out distressedly Ah? “咱的孙大少吃个饭,怎么落得这般狼狈下场啊?
To display comments and comment, click at the button