GOAW :: Volume #6

#519: You want fragrant, I make you smelly


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Although the chief judge had the small mood, but this small mood has not continued to be too long. 虽然裁判长有了小情绪,不过他这小情绪并没有持续太久。 Under the gaze of Grandmaster Xuan Ming, his sighing, earnestly announced the final winner finally, that precisely Bu Fang. 玄明大师的注视下,他不由的叹了一口气,最后郑重的宣布了最终的获胜者,那就是步方 Because Enchantress An Sheng explodes the furnace in the culinary arts process, therefore lost the competition, but the Bu Fang culinary arts dish under tasting of umpire, the determination has the Two Mark Spirit Pill effect, therefore the winner is without a doubt, is Bu Fang. 魔女安笙因为在烹饪过程中炸炉,所以输了比赛,而步方烹饪的菜品在诸位审判员的品尝下,判定拥有二纹灵丹的效果,所以获胜者毋庸置疑,是步方 Audiences on the auditorium are slightly some dumbfound, this result also is really makes all people not think. 观众席上的观众们都是微微有些呆滞,这个结果还真的是让所有人都没有想到。 Enchantress An Sheng...... That is in Heavenly Pill City Pill Tower can push in first ten talent Alchemist, who knows...... Unexpectedly defeated in first precisely of hundred strong matches. 魔女安笙……那可是天丹城丹塔中能够挤入前十的天才炼丹师啊,谁知道……居然在百强赛的第一场就是败了。 This simply...... Made people feel inconceivable! 这简直……太让人感到不可思议了! The audiences are somewhat disorderly, because most starts, the audience after knowing the Bu Fang's match is Enchantress An Sheng, is almost lopsided support An Sheng...... But Bu Fang with the motion, being relentless has given them several palms of the hand. 观众们都是有些凌乱,因为最开始,观众在得知步方的对手是魔女安笙之后,几乎是一面倒的支持安笙……而步方用行动,毫不留情的给了他们几巴掌。 Let them know anything is called dark horse, anything is called the Alchemist public enemy! 让他们知道了什么叫做黑马,什么叫做炼丹师公敌! A pot, a kitchen knife...... Destroys innumerable Alchemist, before pushing in the brilliant doctor grand ceremony, fifty name. 一口锅,一把菜刀……搞垮无数的炼丹师,生生的挤入妙手回春大典前五十名。 A chef, has created miracle! 一个厨子,创造了奇迹! Looks that Bu Fang that carries inscribed horizontal tablet figure, all audiences after immersing for several seconds, has cheered suddenly, they are excited, in the eye is bringing the none remaining. 看着步方那扛着匾额的身形,所有观众在沉浸了几秒之后,陡然欢呼了起来,他们兴奋无比,眼睛之中都是带着精光。 Compared with Heavenly Mist City plaza fiery situation. 天岚城中心广场的火热情况相比。 Heavenly Pill City and Heaven Shining City watching audience is some dumbfound, they are look at each other in dismay, looks at the light screen on vault of heaven, the mind somewhat shocks, final winner of this competition...... Unexpectedly can be that chef. 天丹城天耀城的观看观众则是有些呆滞,他们都是面面相觑,看着天穹上的光幕,心神都是有些震撼,这一场比赛的最终胜者……居然会是那个厨子。 Did Goddess An defeat unexpectedly? By an inconceivable funny posture...... Defeated! 安女神居然败了?以一种不可思议的滑稽姿势……败了! Formerly they still ridiculed Bu Fang in various types, at this moment always thought on the face burning...... This precisely by the feeling of a slap to the face?! 先前他们还在各种嘲笑步方,此刻总觉得脸上火辣辣的……这就是打脸的感觉么?! This chef...... 这个厨子…… Heavenly Mist City...... Cloud Mist Restaurant! 天岚城……云岚餐馆 Many people remember the inscribed horizontal tablet that...... carried, because Bu Fang competed that funny hitting advertisement posture, making them remember this restaurant step 不少人都是记住了步扛着的匾额,因为步方比完赛那滑稽的打广告姿势,让他们记住了这个餐馆…… This chef does precisely walk from this restaurant? interesting...... 这个厨子就是从这餐馆中走出来的?有点意思…… They somewhat anticipated suddenly Bu Fang has then competed, does not know that this mysterious young chef, can walk far. 他们忽然有些期待步方接下来的比赛了,不知道这神奇的小厨子,能够走多远。 If this chef intruded first ten, that was amusing. 如果这厨子闯入了前十强,那就好玩了。 ...... …… The Nangong Wuque nostril opening, both hands hold the chest, a put on a high and mighty act appearance, he looks at dumbfounded standing in his side several Alchemist, a leg is shakes chaff general shaking to keep moving likely. 南宫无缺鼻孔张大,双手抱胸,一副趾高气昂的模样,他看着目瞪口呆的站在他身边的几位炼丹师,一只腿像是筛糠一般的抖动个不停。 Sees? Chefs? Why do you look down upon the chef?” “看到没?厨子怎么了?你们凭什么看不起厨子?” „Before Old Bu these time kills big-bosomed An intruded, fifty...... Let you to big-bosomed An, can you win? One crowd of trash.” 老步这一次可是干掉了安大胸闯入了前五十……让你们对上安大胸,你们能赢?一群渣渣。” Several Alchemist suppress to blush, in heart that air/Qi Ah! 几位炼丹师憋红了脸,心中那个气啊! Looks appearance that Nangong Wuque that lowly person is successful, root acid, wishes one could to beat violently this boy. 看着南宫无缺小人得志的模样,就一阵牙根酸,恨不得将这小子狠揍一顿。 Person who wins is not you, you here show off anything! 赢的人又不是你,你在这儿嘚瑟什么! Snort...... He is only the luck is good, if Goddess An does not explode the furnace, who will be the winner has not known!” This Alchemist stared Nangong Wuque one, saw that carries inscribed horizontal tablet Bu Fang to come slowly, in the heart suddenly deep breath, felt that does not have the face to stay here, turns around then to depart. “哼……他只是运气好罢了,如果安女神不炸炉,鹿死谁手还不知道呢!”这炼丹师瞪了南宫无缺一眼,看到扛着匾额的步方缓缓而来,心中顿时深吸了一口气,感觉没脸留在这儿,转身便是离去。 Nangong Wuque looks at that Alchemist back, curled the lip, you know nothing about the truth, can the average person make big-bosomed An explode the furnace?” 南宫无缺看着那炼丹师的背影,撇了撇嘴,“你对真相一无所知,一般人能让安大胸炸炉?” Oh! Old Bu, does attractively! I know that you will certainly win! That Enchantress An Sheng...... Also on the chest, anything is not greatly good to fear! You look at my vision, then believes that you will win.” “哎哟!老步啊,干得漂亮!我就知道你一定会赢的!那魔女安笙啊……也就胸大一点,没什么好怕的!你看我的眼光多准,那么相信你会赢。” Nangong Wuque sees Bu Fang, a face must smile to blossom, was saying to Bu Fang. 南宫无缺看到步方,一张脸都是要笑开花了,对着步方说道。 Bu Fang expressionlessly shot a look at his one eyes, is this person also concerned about face? 步方面无表情的瞥了他一眼,这人还要脸么? Is heaviness that who said in participating? Was who said that met big-bosomed An, so long as looked at the chest on the line? 是谁说的重在参与?是谁说遇到安大胸只要看胸就行了? Regarding Nangong Wuque is not concerned about face, Bu Fang does not know that should say anything. 对于南宫无缺的不要脸,步方也是不知道该说些什么。 But Nangong Wuque in exchanged greetings a while after Bu Fang, then draws him to walk toward an arena. 南宫无缺在和步方寒暄了一会儿之后,便是拉着他朝着一个擂台走去。 Old Bu, you looked that I have given your many spiritual inspirations, then my competition, how you must support Ah! to look at my blood oppressive Lin Sanpao well!” 老步啊,你看我都给了你那么多的精神鼓舞,接下来我的比赛,你也要好好的支持啊!看我怎么血虐林三炮!” Nangong Wuque shook to send, saying of smiling. 南宫无缺甩了甩头发,笑眯眯的说道。 In auditorium, Nangong Wan speechless caressing volume, distant sees Nangong Wuque that dreadful smiling, this is the younger sister thinks disgraced. 观众席上,南宫婉无语的抚额,远远的看到南宫无缺那猥琐的笑,她这做妹妹的就觉得好丢人。 Bu Fang has not rejected, hundred strong competitions compare within today, but after comparing, wants being promoted choice fifty strong match. 步方没有拒绝,百强赛会在今日之内比完,而比完之后还要晋级者选择五十强的对手。 Therefore Bu Fang does not have solution to return to Small Shop to open a shop the business. 所以步方并没有办法回到小店之中开店营业。 That watches the competition of Nangong Wuque...... Also good. 那看一下南宫无缺的比赛……也挺不错的。 The Nangong Wuque competition arena in No. 5 arena, he wears the loose Alchemist gown, walks to create an incident tigerishly, several steps were to then flee the arena. 南宫无缺的比赛擂台在五号擂台,他穿着宽松的炼丹师袍子,走起来虎虎生风,几步便是窜上了擂台。 In his opposite, is handsome young man, the facial features are fair and clear, several points of feminine|gentle and reserved. 在他的对面,则是一位英俊的小生,面容白净,略带几分阴柔。 This person of exactly Lin Family young master, precisely Nangong Wuque sworn enemy, Lin Sanpao. 此人正是林家的少爷,也就是南宫无缺的死对头,林三炮 cough cough...... Three artillery are his nickname, his real name is forest Que, is a Heavenly Mist City Three Clouds Alchemist disciple, the Alchemist level is very good, with Nangong Wuque is the sworn enemies. 咳咳……三炮是他的外号,他的真名叫做林缺,是天岚城一位三云炼丹师的弟子,炼丹水平很不错,和南宫无缺一直都是死对头。 However and Nangong Wuque compares, has lost all-win to be few, because beforehand Nangong Wuque has Mysterious Heaven and Earth Fire in the hand. 不过和南宫无缺比起来,一直都是输多赢少,因为以前的南宫无缺天地玄火在手。 But present Lin Sanpao very self-confident, did not have Mysterious Heaven and Earth Fire Nangong Wuque...... Has that precisely trash! 而如今的林三炮非常的自信,没有了天地玄火南宫无缺……有那就是垃圾! This is the Bu Fang first time earnest watches the competition of Alchemist, these two are also not ordinary Alchemist, the talent certainly, the show in the arena has the Alchemist skill, unusual dazzling is cool. 这是步方第一次认真的观看炼丹师的比赛,这两人也都不是普通的炼丹师,天赋强绝,在擂台上秀起炼丹技巧,非常的炫酷。 The flame soars to the heavens, pill energy fills the air, the sound of rumbled resounds through unceasingly. 火光冲天,丹气弥漫,轰鸣之声响彻不绝。 Bang!! 轰! The flame is shining upon Lin Sanpao that feminine|gentle and reserved face, his look very dignified, both hands wield, pill furnace then shoots up to the sky, in which flame roared turbulently, likely was a long line of shouting! 火光映照着林三炮那阴柔的面庞,他的眼神十分的凝重,双手一挥,那丹炉便是冲天而起,其中的火光汹涌咆哮,像是一条嘶吼的长龙! Nangong Wuque narrows the eyes to focus to look at that Lin Sanpao with total concentration, his corners of the mouth have curled upwards suddenly. 南宫无缺眯着眼看着那聚精会神的林三炮,他的嘴角忽然翘了起来。 Saw that this effeminate at heart is uncomfortable, thinks the brother did not have Mysterious Heaven and Earth Fire, can ride brother's head? Really is young...... 看到这个娘娘腔就心里不舒服,以为老哥没有了天地玄火,就能骑到老哥的头上了?真的是年轻…… Nangong Wuque turns conveniently, in the suddenly hand left pitch-black such as the medicinal herb of black ink. 南宫无缺随手一翻,顿时手中多出了一块漆黑如墨的药材。 That medicinal herb is the black coal, above tuber is likely densely covered, such as flood dragon dragon whisker is ordinary, very mysterious. 那药材像是黑炭,其上的块茎密布,如蛟龙须一般,十分的玄奥。 Suddenly, Nangong Wuque has pulled up a striped cloth turban, own mouth and nose covering up, that appearance...... Appears somewhat dreadful. 忽然,南宫无缺拉起了一条布巾,将自己的口鼻给遮掩住,那模样……显得有几分猥琐。 All audiences are one dull. 所有观众都是一呆。 They are not naturally strange to Nangong Wuque, Heavenly Mist City's talent Alchemist, the Alchemist level is very good...... What however does he cover up the stopping talking nose to make? 他们对南宫无缺自然不陌生,天岚城的天才炼丹师,炼丹水平很不错……但是他遮掩住口鼻是要做什么? That is responsible for their this referees also somewhat ignorant compelling, is somewhat puzzled to the Nangong Wuque movement. 那负责他们这一场次的裁判也是有些懵逼,对南宫无缺的动作有些不解。 ? Is that fine gold stem? What does this type of medicinal herb take to make?” “唔?那是鎏金茎?这种药材拿出来要做什么?” fine gold stem...... Can this thing Alchemist? Comedy?” 鎏金茎……这东西能炼丹?搞笑的吧?” WTF...... Isn't the fine gold stem juice very smelly? What is Nangong Wuque this must do?” 卧槽……鎏金茎的汁液不是非常臭么?南宫无缺这是要搞什么?” ...... …… Many Alchemist have recognized that black tuber in Nangong Wuque hand, calling out in alarm of some doubts. 不少炼丹师都是认出了南宫无缺手中的那块黑色块茎,有些疑惑的惊呼。 Bu Fang stares slightly, fine gold stem he did not know, but listens to these Alchemist words, as if...... Is a very extraordinary thing. 步方微微一愣,鎏金茎他不认识,但是听那些炼丹师们的话语,似乎……是个很了不得的东西。 The Nangong Wuque eye narrows the eyes, in the hand suddenly appeared one group of red alchemic flame, the burning hot high temperature has given all of a sudden then wrap up that fine gold stem. 南宫无缺眼睛一眯,手中顿时浮现出了一团红色的丹火,炙热的高温一下子便是将那鎏金茎包裹了起来。 Buzz...... 嗡…… A while, fine gold stem then by melting of alchemic flame burning down. 只是一会儿,鎏金茎便是被丹火焚烧的融化。 fine gold stem that will melt soon has tossed into pill furnace, Nangong Wuque eyes suddenly stares in a big way, revealed one type to make absolutely terrified likely badly smiled general. 将快要融化完的鎏金茎抛入了丹炉之中,南宫无缺眼眸顿时瞪大,像是露出了一种让毛骨悚然的坏笑一般。 In the auditorium, Nangong Wan caresses the volume once again...... I do not know him. 观众席上,南宫婉再度抚额……我不认识他。 Vague ozone fluttered from pill furnace, that stink is not very rich...... However along with increasing of energy, the density of that ozone unexpectedly is higher and higher. 一股若有若无的臭气从丹炉之中飘荡了出来,那臭味不算很浓郁……但是随着能量的攀升,那臭气的浓度居然是越来越高。 The stink is rich, stinky tofu that just freshly drew a charge likely general...... 臭味浓郁无比,像是刚刚新鲜出炉的臭豆腐一般…… That flavor/smell, lets person facial features big change. 那味道,让人面容大变。 The referee bears the brunt, was smoked by this ozone, a face became dark, this anything taste Ah! 裁判首当其冲,被这臭气一熏,一张脸都是发黑了,这什么味啊! fine gold stem...... This was Nangong Wuque the head is clamped by the gate? Can this type of thing also Alchemist? 鎏金茎……这南宫无缺是脑袋被门夹了么?这种东西也能炼丹 The stink flutters, quick was covers the audience...... 臭味飘荡,很快便是笼罩住了全场…… Bu Fang cannot bear the knitting the brows head, this stink...... Also is really such as the excrement general smelly, was presses Nangong Wuque, unexpectedly has discovered such thing. 步方都是忍不住皱了皱眉头,这臭味……还真的是如屎一般的臭啊,也是难为南宫无缺了,居然找出了这么一个玩意 Nangong Wuque covers the mouth and nose, the eye is narrowing the eyes, slowly looks toward the Lin Sanpao position. 南宫无缺掩着口鼻,眼睛眯起,缓缓的朝着林三炮的位置看去。 Yo...... Arrived congealing pill step Ah? really progressed much......” “哟呵……到凝丹步骤了啊?果然进步了不少呢……” The Nangong Wuque eyebrow selects, then raises the palm, the True Energy agitation, the suddenly rich ozone is turbulent running out, blows toward the bronze stage that Lin Sanpao is. 南宫无缺眉毛一挑,尔后扬起手掌,真气鼓动,顿时浓郁臭气便是汹涌的冲出,朝着林三炮所在的青铜台吹去。 The flame is shining upon the face of Lin Sanpao, making him very feminine|gentle and reserved. 火光映照着林三炮的面孔,使得他非常的阴柔。 He is very earnest, this is an opportunity that he wipes out a disgrace, before has been given the suppression by Nangong Wuque, now finally has the opportunity counterattack...... How he can not well grasps! 他很认真,这是他雪耻的一次机会,以前一直都是被南宫无缺给压制,如今终于有机会逆袭了……他怎么能够不好好的把握住! Concentrates pill! This One Mark Spirit Pill killed Nangong Wuque sufficiently! 凝丹吧!这枚一纹灵丹足以干掉南宫无缺了! Thinks that can give Kill Nangong Wuque, in his heart on inexplicable excitement! 一想到能够把南宫无缺干翻,他心中就莫名的兴奋! Thinks somewhat to be small excitedly! 想想就有些小激动呢! When his congealment elixir, ozone such as the fierce potential heads on with rapt attention. 就在他凝神凝结丹药的时候,一股臭气如凶猛之势扑面而来。 Without the little protection, does not have a worry, the ozone like this appears...... 没有一点点防备,也没有一丝顾虑,臭气就这样出现…… Ozone...... 臭气荡啊荡…… Is heading on to Lin Sanpao along with the strong winds, has drilled instantaneously then into his nostril. 伴随着狂风对着林三炮扑面而来,瞬间便是钻入了他的鼻孔之中。 fine gold stem smelly? 鎏金茎有多臭? Manages him smelly, precisely is in any case smelly...... Moreover smelly was unreasonable, with stinky tofu smelly equally matched. 管他有多臭,反正就是非常臭……而且臭的不讲道理,跟臭豆腐的臭不相上下。 Lin Sanpao spat at the scene...... 林三炮当场就吐了…… Person who he is one has the cleanliness/mysophobia, he cherishes maintains own cleanness, he likes neatly, goes out must take a hot bath to oneself, spreads some face powders while convenient. 他是一个有洁癖的人,他钟爱保持自身的干净,他喜欢整整洁洁,出门都是要给自己上上下下洗个热水澡,顺便铺一些香粉。 He must make itself fragrant! 他要让自己香香的! But Nangong Wuque exactly knows that this sissy likes the fragrance, must therefore make him smelly...... 可是南宫无缺正是知道这娘炮喜欢香香的,所以就要让他臭臭的…… Lin Sanpao has the impulsion that wants to cry in that moment, was really too smelly...... Is unendurable! 林三炮在那一刻有股想哭的冲动,实在是太臭了……让人难以忍受! The spirit is unstable, consequence precisely that causes...... Explodes the furnace! 精神不稳定,导致的后果就是……炸炉! Bu Fang that stinky tofu, explodes the furnace sound Large expanse. 步方那一场,臭豆腐一出,炸炉声成片。 This, Nangong Wuque took including fine gold stem, your Lin Sanpao did not explode the furnace...... Who explodes the furnace? 这一场,南宫无缺鎏金茎都拿出来了,你林三炮不炸炉……那谁炸炉? Bang!! 轰! The congealing pill step that an explosive, Lin Sanpao that must complete immediately is reduced to ashes, the flame soars to the heavens, explodes the sound to resound through. 一声爆响,林三炮那马上要完成的凝丹步骤化为灰烬,火光冲天,炸声响彻。 In Lin Sanpao unwillingly, exploded effeminate young man changed to the Blacky face, clothes are fragmentary, has revealed the white and tender flesh...... 林三炮生无可恋之中,被炸的一张小白脸化作了小黑脸,身上的衣裳都是零零碎碎,露出了白嫩的肌肤…… Hahahaha! The Old Bu method is really effective!” 哈哈哈哈老步的方法果然有效!” Nangong Wuque shot a look at a that to explode Lin Sanpao of furnace, whole body suddenly has laughed. 南宫无缺瞥了一眼那炸炉的林三炮,整个人顿时大笑了起来。 The referee is somewhat speechless, the audience is somewhat speechless...... 裁判有些无语,观众有些无语…… In the umpires including stage do not know that should say anything. 连高台上的审判员都是不知道该说些什么。 This boy...... Is funny guy that who invited? He is comedy?” “这小子……是谁请来的逗比?他是来搞笑的么?” His elixir, if unqualified...... Also kicked to me him! Gave up any idea of that is promoted!” “他的丹药如果不合格……把他也给我踢了!休想晋级!”
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