GOAW :: Volume #18

#1737: Your slave must eat the monkey brain


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Bu Fang defeated/carrying, said the sentence high-spirited words. 步方负着手,说出了句意气风发的话语。 Un? What? Opens the door to do?” “嗯?什么?开门干什么?” Golden hair young girl little sorrow has as if gawked, had not responded that come Bu Fang was shouting she makes anything. 金发少女小哀似乎是愣了一下,没有反应过来步方在喊她做什么。 Suddenly, the atmosphere somewhat stiffened. 一时间,气氛有些僵住了。 Little Yōu pursed the lips, then has stood, walks toward the gate of restaurant, then planned that opens the door of restaurant. 小幽抿了抿嘴,尔后站了起来,朝着餐馆的门走去,便是打算将餐馆的门推开。 little sorrow suddenly recovers, hurries to go forward. 小哀顿时回过神来,赶忙上前。 Quiet Sir...... You put down, making me come!” “幽大人……你放下,让我来!” little sorrow hurries to shout, has opened the door directly. 小哀赶紧喊道,直接推开了门。 Creaks, the gate of restaurant, suddenly was shoved open! 嘎吱一声,餐馆的门,顿时被推开! As if some golden light erupt to be the same from the restaurant, in a flash, is capturing the attention of person unceasingly. 仿佛有金光从餐馆中爆发一样,一瞬间,不断的吸引着人的目光。 In armor city. 甲城区上。 Many pedestrians by this shocking. 不少行人都是被这一幕给震惊到了。 Many people are surprised, as people of life in armor city, they regarding all of armor city very familiar. 许多人惊疑不定,作为生活在甲城区的人们,他们对于甲城区的一切都十分的熟悉。 The nature is clear, before this shop, is anything. 自然清楚,这个店铺之前是什么。 Bu Fang defeated/carrying. 步方负着手。 Looked to out of the door. 看向了门外。 In the vision is revealing meaning of thinking. 目光中流露着思索的意味。 Little Yōu walked indifferently, little sorrow rubs hands, somewhat surprised uncertain. 小幽淡然的走了回来,小哀搓着手,有些惊疑不定。 What to do? 怎么办? Opens a restaurant in armor city, will become will be the target of public criticism absolutely. 在甲城区开一家餐馆,绝对会成为众矢之的的。 The quiet Sir will definitely expose, expert when the time comes the soul Sir dispatches quiet Sir executing...... 幽大人肯定会暴露,到时候魂大人派遣来的强者就会将幽大人给格杀…… Ended! 完了! Has believed this chef really evil...... 真的是信了这个厨子的邪…… How to open restaurant in armor city! 怎么会在甲城区开餐馆! Bu Fang is actually very calm, his anything magnificent scene has not seen...... 步方倒是很淡定,他什么大场面没有见过…… ...... Had the restaurant, that needs a name.” “唔……有了餐馆,那就需要一个名字。” Bu Fang feels the chin ponder. 步方摸着下巴沉思。 Names? 叫什么名字呢? Suddenly, Bu Fang at present one bright, the corners of the mouth pull slightly. 忽然,步方眼前一亮,嘴角微微一扯。 Has thought of an excellent name. 想到了个绝佳的名字。 Called God of Cooking Small Shop.” “就叫厨神小店吧。” Bu Fang said. 步方道。 Little Yōu stares. 小幽一愣。 Lies Little Fox under Enlightenment Tree showed the whites of the eyes. 趴在悟道树下的小狐则是翻了个白眼。 little sorrow body one stiff...... This what clever name? 小哀身躯一僵……这什么鬼名字? This name...... To speed up the Small Shop destruction? 这名字……是为了加快小店的覆灭么? The city of nihility, cursed queen most repugnant Chef, finally...... You also cause God of Cooking Small Shop, this is insufficient quick Ah! that dislikes 虚无之城,诅咒女王最讨厌厨师,结果……你还弄出个厨神小店,这是嫌死的不够快啊! Bu Fang is very satisfied this name. 步方很满意自己这个店名。 Buzz...... 嗡…… The system as if also pondered. 系统似乎也思考。 For a long time. 许久之后。 Name confirmed that passes......” “店名确认通过……” The system said. 系统道。 The words fall. 话语落下。 Outside of restaurant, a stele is appears. 餐馆的外面,一块石碑便是浮现而出。 Bang! 轰! The stele as if from the ground in city of nihility spreads, but, causes the ground in the unceasing disintegration and crack. 石碑仿佛从虚无之城的地面之中蔓延而出似的,使得地面在不断的崩碎和龟裂。 The next quarter, the stele appears, on stele xi xi su su appears four large characters. 下一刻,石碑浮现,石碑上窸窸窣窣的浮现四个大字。 God of Cooking Small Shop. 厨神小店 Do not look at these four simple characters. 别看这四个简单的字。 In each character has been full of the unique flavor, but looks at one, as if can make the mind of person fall into to perish. 每一个字中都充满了独特的韵味,只是看一眼,仿佛都能让人的心神陷入沉沦。 Realizes from experience profoundly, can come to realize to sharpness. 深刻体悟,能感悟到其中的锋锐。 God of Cooking Small Shop...... Has saying that this name is really strange. 厨神小店……不得不说,这名字真的是古怪。 Outside the restaurant, has surrounded one group of people. 餐馆外,已经围拢了一群人。 These people, are the aristocrats in armor city, the aristocrat as armor city, their anything has not seen. 这些人,都是甲城区的贵族,作为甲城区的贵族,他们什么没有见过。 Serious that all in armor city, they are familiar with, presented a strange restaurant now. 甲城区中的一切,他们都熟悉的不得了,如今出现了一家陌生的餐馆。 They naturally are very excited and curious. 他们自然是很兴奋和好奇。 „Is this unexpectedly a restaurant?!” “这居然是一家餐馆?!” Which brain has pulled out does the fellow, dare to open the restaurant here unexpectedly?” “哪个脑子抽了的家伙,居然敢在这儿开餐馆?” could it be that this fellow does not know, cursed queen most repugnant Chef?!” 难道这家伙不知道,诅咒女王最讨厌厨师么?!” ...... …… On the aristocrats face revealed the ridicule, ridiculed. 贵族们脸上流露出了讥讽,纷纷嘲笑起来。 They believe that shortly after this restaurant opens absolutely. 他们相信,这家餐馆绝对开不久的。 Is the restaurant useful? 餐馆有什么用? Is the dish useful? 菜品有什么用? To satisfy the desire of food and drink? Even if your dish can strengthen some cultivation base...... 只是为了满足口腹之欲?就算你的菜品能增强一些修为…… However can compare favorably with Divine Pill? 但是能比得上神丹么? Must know this street, lively incomparable. 要知道这一条街,繁华无比。 The opposite of restaurant, a exactly elixir work place. 餐馆的对面,正是一家炼药坊。 Divine Pill that in that produces, can it be that can a restaurant compare? 那里面出产的神丹,岂是一家餐馆能够比拟的? First did not say the queen regarding the prejudice of restaurant, solely opens the restaurant in the opposite of elixir work place, a precisely absolute unwise action. 先不说女王对于餐馆的偏见,就单单将餐馆开在炼药坊的对面,就是一种绝对的不明智之举。 Before restaurants, has surrounded many people. 餐馆们前,围拢了不少人。 Naturally, these people watch the fun, look at the joke. 当然,这些人都是看热闹,看笑话的。 Some people, recognized this are the industries of Little Yōu, as last Cursed Heaven Female. 有的人,认出了这是小幽的产业,作为最后一位诅咒天女 Many people did not have the hope to Little Yōu, now, is disappointed...... 许多人本来就对小幽不抱希望,现在,更是失望透顶…… Mixes up with a chef, such Cursed Heaven Female, how has the qualifications to inherit to curse the will of queen, becomes the city's of nihility control and ruler?! 跟一个厨子混在一起,这样的诅咒天女,如何有资格继承诅咒女王的意志,成为虚无之城的主宰和统治者?! Before long. 过不了多久。 This restaurant destruction. 这个餐馆将覆灭。 Cursed Heaven Female is quiet, the person who also will be sent by the Cursed Heaven Female soul gives eliminate! 诅咒天女幽,也会被诅咒天女魂派来的人给抹杀 ...... …… little sorrow feels the whole body to be uncomfortable, after all was surrounded like this, is individual is uncomfortable. 小哀感觉浑身难受,毕竟被人这样围观,是个人都难受。 Quiet Sir...... We walk, could it be that do we want to stay here look at the joke? You are city of City Lord Ah! future nihility little sorrow said. “幽大人……我们走吧,难道我们要呆在这儿被看笑话么?你可是未来的虚无之城城主啊!”小哀道。 Little Yōu looked at little sorrow, looks calm actually. 小幽看了一眼小哀,倒是神情自若。 In the restaurant, she feels the unprecedented stability. 在餐馆中,她感到前所未有的安定。 All right, relax.” Little Yōu comforts little sorrow to say. “没事,放心。”小幽安慰小哀道。 little sorrow sees the appearance of own Cursed Heaven Female this salt fish, suddenly somewhat expects too much. 小哀看到自家诅咒天女这咸鱼的模样,顿时有些恨铁不成钢。 She looked to Bu Fang. 她看向了步方 Called me Owner Bu.” “叫我步老板。” Bu Fang looked at little sorrow one eyes, while little sorrow words have not exported time, said. 步方看了小哀一眼,趁着小哀话语还没有出口的时候,道。 little sorrow suddenly stagnates...... 小哀顿时一滞…… damn, the tears soon flow...... 尼玛,眼泪都快要流下来…… You temporarily replace to be the service person in restaurant...... Otherwise, can only Little Yōu replace.” “你就暂时代替做一下餐馆的服务员吧……不然,就只能小幽代替了。” Bu Fang said. 步方道。 Then, he turns around, walks toward the kitchen. 说完,他就转身,朝着厨房中走去。 How could little sorrow makes Little Yōu be service person, has to lift the hand, holds down physique that Little Yōu set out. 小哀岂能让小幽做服务员,只好抬起手,按住了小幽起身的身姿。 Quiet Sir...... You sit down, making me come!” “幽大人……你坐下,让我来!” little sorrow clenches teeth, said, she wishes one could biting the hemorrhage Bu Fang, this chef...... Too excessive! 小哀咬着牙,说道,她恨不得将步方给咬出血,这厨子……太过分了! She is also the aristocrat in armor city, unexpectedly was directed like this. 她好歹也是甲城区的贵族,居然被这样使唤。 Do not be worried, has the wages...... The dish of delicacy, precisely your wages.” “别担心,有工资的……美味的菜品,就是你的工资。” The Bu Fang's words, flutter from the restaurant. 步方的话语,从餐馆中飘荡而出。 little sorrow supercilious look turns. 小哀白眼一翻。 Your this restaurant...... Opens in armor city, but also wants to do business...... Are you comedy?” “你这餐馆……开在甲城区,还想营业……你是在搞笑么?” little sorrow shakes the head, does not favor completely. 小哀摇头,完全不看好。 Without the customer, this restaurant, the significance that has not had. 没有顾客,这餐馆,就没有存在的意义。 Her service person, will that also has not moved...... 她这个服务员,也就没有动弹的必要了…… However. 然而。 In the instance that little sorrow words drop. 就在小哀话语落下的瞬间。 Outside the restaurant, has resounded the sound of footsteps. 餐馆外,响起了脚步声。 little sorrow suddenly stares...... 小哀顿时一愣…… Turned head to look. 扭头看了过去。 The person's shadow walks from the restaurant together. 一道人影从餐馆外行走而来。 „Does the Ah? wave rouse the marquis?!” 啊?浪鼓侯爵?!” As of waves B city three big marquis rouse the marquis, how little sorrow possibly did not know. 作为乙城区三大侯爵之一的浪鼓侯爵,小哀怎么可能不认识。 This wave rouses the marquis to become famous...... Show. 这位浪鼓侯爵出了名的……骚。 Is the famous soul drummer. 乃是有名的灵魂鼓手。 Naturally, what is most important, latter that effeminate appearance, most goes out. 当然,最重要的是,后者那娘娘腔的模样,最为出门。 Read the gorilla, read effeminate, the precisely wave roused the marquis. 一念大猩猩,一念娘娘腔,就是浪鼓侯爵。 The wave rouses the marquis to hold appreciatively the rattle-drum, is treading the cat step, has walked into the restaurant...... 浪鼓侯爵把玩着拨浪鼓,踏着猫步,走入了餐馆中…… His look somewhat inexplicable hidden bitterness, the orchid fingers pinch. 他的眼神有些莫名的幽怨,兰花指一捏。 Marquis Sir...... You sit.” “侯爵大人……您坐。” little sorrow brought the wave to rouse marquis to arrive in the position, in the hand does not know when left plain white cloth, flung, was clean chair cleaning. 小哀带着浪鼓侯爵来到了位置上,手上不知道何时多出了一张白布,啪啪一甩,将椅子擦拭干净。 The wave roused the marquis to cough lightly, straightened one's neck, is pinching the orchid fingers, sat. 浪鼓侯爵轻咳了一声,梗着脖子,捏着兰花指,坐了下来。 A little sorrow face compels ignorant, was this? 小哀一脸懵逼,她这是怎么了? Such quickly adapted to the waiter role? 这么快就适应了小二的角色? A moment ago feeling of that being able not help...... What's the matter? 刚才那种情不自禁的感觉……是怎么回事? Her previous quarter also thought obviously is impossible to have the diner! 她明明前一刻还觉得不可能有食客的! Suddenly little sorrow fell into silent. 一时间小哀陷入了沉默。 The wave rouses the marquis, is very famous in the city of nihility, in he steps into the instance in restaurant. 浪鼓侯爵,在虚无之城很有名,在他踏入餐馆中的瞬间。 One group of people who outside watches the fun were boiling...... 外面看热闹的一群人都是沸腾了起来…… „Does wave rouse the marquis? Was he insane? What goes to the restaurant to make?” “浪鼓侯爵?他疯了?去餐馆做什么?” Mental illness Ah! steps into the restaurant...... Is equal to standing in the opposite of queen!” “神经病啊!踏入餐馆……等于站在女王的对立面!” Broken restaurant has anything to be good, this wave rouses the marquis to fear that is that the peddler's drum swings swinging silly!” “破餐馆有什么好去的,这浪鼓侯爵怕是摇鼓摇的把自己给摇傻了吧!” ...... …… The aristocrats have wide divided opinions. 贵族们众说纷纭。 However the wave rouses the marquis actually not to care. 不过浪鼓侯爵却是不在意。 He is raising the head, has woman of quality elegant. 他扬着脑袋,有着贵妇般的雍容华贵。 Bu Fang goes out from the kitchen. 步方从厨房中走出。 The wave rouses the marquis to see Bu Fang, muscle suddenly on face pulls out...... 浪鼓侯爵看到步方,脸上的肌肉顿时一抽…… How did you come?” “你怎么来了?” Bu Fang doubts looked at a wave to rouse the marquis, before this fellow, his match, how now runs to come to the restaurant. 步方疑惑的看了一眼浪鼓侯爵,这家伙之前还是他的对手呢,现在怎么就跑来餐馆中。 „Can't I come? Your this enemy...... Really repugnant!” “我不能来么?你这冤家……真讨厌!” The wave rouses the marquis to stretch out a finger, is pointing at Bu Fang, plaintive say/way. 浪鼓侯爵伸出一根指头,指着步方,哀怨道。 little sorrow suddenly whole body is absolutely terrified. 小哀顿时浑身毛骨悚然。 This stance...... could it be that...... Has the story?! 这姿态……难道……有故事?! Told you a news...... Not raised the marquis dead.” “告诉你个消息……莫提侯爵死了。” The wave rouses the marquis not anxiously ordering food, said. 浪鼓侯爵没有急着点菜,说道。 Un? 嗯? Bu Fang stares, not raises marquis, precisely is hit to explode fleshly body that by Whitey. 步方一愣,莫提侯爵,就是小白打爆肉身那位。 Hasn't Whitey put her soul? 小白不是放了她的灵魂了么? A Chaos sage, so long as soul, is as before impossible dead. 一尊混沌圣人,只要灵魂依旧在,不可能会死的。 By Soul Demons swallowing...... These damn domestic animals, your slave initially suggested queen Sir, do not put these disgusting domestic animals to enter the city of nihility, will otherwise not lead to such dreadful calamity.” “被魂魔给吞了……那些该死的畜生,奴家当初就建议女王大人,不要放这些恶心的畜生入虚无之城,否则就不会酿成这样的惨祸了。” The wave rouses the marquis to shake the head, some uncomfortable say/way. 浪鼓侯爵摇了摇头,有些难受道。 My small not raises...... Snort......” “我的小莫提……呜哼……” Uncomfortable, wants to cry......” “难受,想哭……” The wave rouses the marquis to nip the lip. 浪鼓侯爵咬着唇。 Uncomfortable just right, eats a dish not to be uncomfortable......” Bu Fang to say. “难受正好,吃道菜就不难受了……”步方道。 Although Bu Fang is not fully correct, the wave rouses the marquis to come here reason. 虽然步方也猜不透,浪鼓侯爵来这儿的原因。 Old lady now is not the side of Cursed Heaven Female soul...... Slightly not raises the tragic death in the Soul Demons hand, the old lady looks for the flatter soul, wants to make soul go to the Soul Demons universe to catch the murderer! But......” “老娘现在已经不是诅咒天女魂的一方了……小莫提惨死在魂魔手中,老娘找阿魂,想让阿魂去魂魔宇宙抓出凶手!可是……” The wave rouses the marquis to cover the lip, eyes is moist. 浪鼓侯爵捂着嘴唇,眼眸湿润。 Obviously, finally very heart. 显然,结果很心塞。 Therefore, your slave is very fearful, therefore...... The decision goes to the quiet Sir!” “所以,奴家很心寒,所以……决定投奔幽大人!” I must for small not raise...... Makes every effort to succeed!” “我要为小莫提……争一口气!” The wave rouses the marquis to say. 浪鼓侯爵道。 Although Bu Fang is hits to explode not raises the marquis fleshly body chief criminal. 虽然步方是打爆莫提侯爵肉身的罪魁祸首。 However initially was also Bu Fang put has not proposed the soul of marquis...... 不过当初也是步方放了莫提侯爵的灵魂…… The wave rouses the marquis inexplicably thought that Bu Fang has the human nature very much...... 浪鼓侯爵莫名的觉得步方很有人性…… Good......” “好吧……” Bu Fang does not know that should say anything. 步方也不知道该说些什么。 He looked at one to cover the lip, the eyes red wave is rousing the marquis. 他看了一眼捂着嘴唇,眼眸通红的浪鼓侯爵。 Also thinks that this gorilla is an indifferent animal. 还以为这大猩猩是个冷漠的禽兽呢。 Has not thought that but also such feels emotion the righteousness...... 没有想到,还这么有情有义…… However had been a pity actually that not raised the marquis, unexpectedly was given by Soul Demons cloudy. 不过倒是可惜了那莫提侯爵了,居然被魂魔给阴了。 Bu Fang narrowed the eye. 步方眯起了眼。 Inexplicable, Bu Fang has thought of that Soul Demons arm...... Can be ghost who that fellow does? 莫名的,步方想到了那魂魔手臂……会不会是那家伙搞的鬼? Bu Fang shook the head, does not want to be too many. 步方摇了摇头,也不想太多。 He looked that has roused marquis to the wave. 他看向了浪鼓侯爵。 Here is the restaurant...... Since you came, that ordered food, had anything to think food, my here can do.” “我这儿是餐馆……你既然来了,那就点菜吧,有什么想吃的,我这儿都能做。” Bu Fang said. 步方说道。 The wave rouses the marquis to pinch the orchid fingers to grab the rattle-drum. 浪鼓侯爵捏着兰花指抓着拨浪鼓。 cuisines?” 美食?” Your slave repugnant cuisines...... Queen Sir said that a chef not good thing!” “奴家讨厌美食……女王大人说了,厨子没有一个好东西!” Then, the wave roused the marquis also aggrieved to leave Bu Fang one. 说完,浪鼓侯爵还哀怨的别了步方一眼。 The Bu Fang corners of the mouth pull out. 步方嘴角一抽。 You can try...... The women are always hypocritical, on the mouth said does not want, at heart actually likes tight...... Perhaps does queen Sir, like cuisines?” “你可以尝试一下……女人总是口是心非,嘴上说不要,其实心里喜欢的紧……没准女王大人,很喜欢美食呢?” Bu Fang said. 步方说道。 The wave rouses the marquis to stare, probably...... Very reasonable. 浪鼓侯爵一愣,好像……很有道理啊。 little sorrow also stayed, can this facial paralysis chef also say such a theory? 小哀也是呆了呆,这面瘫厨子还能说出这么个理论? Good...... Let me think......” “那好吧……让我想想……” The wave rouses marquis eyeball one revolution. 浪鼓侯爵眼珠子一转。 Then is grasping the rattle-drum in hand, dragged gently, has exuded the clear drumbeat. 尔后抓着手中的拨浪鼓,轻轻摇曳,发出了清脆的鼓声。 Step chef, I wants to eat the monkey brain...... Don't you have?” “步厨子,我想吃猴脑……你有不?” The wave roused the marquis, the corners of the mouth has turned upwards the curve, said. 浪鼓侯爵,嘴角翘起了弧度,道。 Monkey brain? 猴脑? Bu Fang stares, whole face strange looks at the wave to rouse the marquis. 步方一愣,满脸古怪的看着浪鼓侯爵。 His not precisely orangutan...... 他自己不就是猩猩么…… Such heavy mouth? 这么重口? I want to eat the monkey brain, but does not hope that you kill the monkey to take the brain...... Otherwise your slave has not ended with you! Therefore......” “我想吃猴脑,但是又不希望你杀猴子取脑……否则奴家跟你没完!所以……” „Can you satisfy your slave?” “你能满足奴家么?” The wave rouses the marquis to depend toward the chair on, blinked to say. 浪鼓侯爵往椅子上一靠,眨了眨眼睛道。 little sorrow dumbfound, Little Yōu is also corners of the mouth sips. 小哀已经呆滞了,小幽也是嘴角一抿。 The wave rouses the marquis really show...... 浪鼓侯爵果然骚…… This request, is forces someone to do something against his will simply Ah! 这个要求,简直是强人所难啊! Can Owner Bu achieve? 步老板能做到么? Doesn't kill the monkey brain where the monkey comes?! 不杀猴子哪里来的猴脑?! little sorrow wants to break the head unable to think...... 小哀想破脑袋也想不出来…… The Bu Fang eyebrow selects slightly, looks that the contented wave rouses the marquis, the corners of the mouth casts aside. 步方眉毛微微一挑,看着怡然自得的浪鼓侯爵,嘴角一撇。 Monkey brain...... You wait a bit.” “猴脑是吧……你稍等。”
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