GOAW :: Volume #2

#145: Eats thin person who the chicken leg fatty and is a scapegoat


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Spring Festival in the morning just approached, in Im­pe­r­ial Capital then raised many smokes from kitchen chimneys, industrious one year of people getting out of bed of early, starts to prepare the Spring Festival sumptuous breakfast. 春元节的清晨刚刚来临,帝都之中便是升起了不少的炊烟,勤劳了一年的人们早早的起床,开始准备春元节的丰盛早餐。 The guard who Im­pe­r­ial Capital city gate, guards the city gate is having the yawn, somewhat admires looks in Im­pe­r­ial Capital to be lively gradually the picture that although is Spring Festival, however the Im­pe­r­ial Capital guard cannot treat it lightly as before, although Sect rebellious party by old sovereign Dikeng, but no one knows the people of these sly Sect to be able once again make a move. 帝都城门口,看守城门的护卫打着哈欠,有些艳羡的望着帝都内逐渐热闹起来的景象,虽然是春元节,但是帝都的守卫依旧是不能掉以轻心,宗门乱党虽然被老皇帝坑了一把,但是谁也不知道这些狡猾的宗门之人会不会再度出手 As the guard, the protection homeland is their responsibility. 身为守卫,守护家园便是他们的职责。 Although their mind at this moment is imagining the hot head and pretty wife as well as the lovable child, en, steaming hot Spring Festival breakfast of wife personally preparation. 尽管此刻的他们脑海中都是想象着热炕头和漂亮老婆以及可爱的孩子,恩,还有老婆亲手准备的热气腾腾的春元节早餐。 Suddenly, immerses a lazy guard vision in happy fantasy concentrates fiercely, suddenly was energetic, looked to the distant place, the dignity of whole face. 忽然,沉醉在美好幻想中的一位慵懒守卫目光猛地一凝,顿时精神了起来,望向了远处,满脸的凝重。 In distant place, big small two forms slowly walks toward Im­pe­r­ial Capital, an invisible oppression transmission hands these guard bodies, making their facial color slightly change. 在远处,一大一小两道身影缓缓的朝着帝都走来,一股无形的压迫感传递到这些守卫身上,让他们面色都是微微一变。 Two fifth grade Battle-King expert?!” In this guard heart panic-stricken, to them, Battle-King is the unattainable character. “两尊五品战王强者?!”这守卫心中惊骇,对于他们而言,战王已经是高不可攀的人物了。 kā jī kā jī.” 咔叽咔叽。” The tooth bites sound clear spreading of bone, but also follows mixed saliva the sound of chewing, two guards who lets the Im­pe­r­ial Capital entrance both were the whole body flood goosebumps and chill in the air, thought unexpectedly had a gloomy feeling. 牙齿咬碎骨头的声音清晰的传出,还伴随着混合着唾液的咀嚼之声,让帝都门口的两位守卫都是浑身泛起了鸡皮疙瘩和寒意,蓦地觉得有种阴森感。 Elder Brother, we to Im­pe­r­ial Capital.” The unclear sound resounds together, but spoke a few words, then once again changes to the sound of chewing bone. “哥啊,咱到帝都了。”一道含糊不清的声音响起,只是说了一句话,尔后便是再度化作咀嚼骨头的声响。 Your dead fatty, can don't, when eats the thing to speak with me?!” In addition the sound as if somewhat was sick together, in expression full detests. “你个死胖子,能别在吃东西的时候和我说话么?!”另一道声音似乎有些厌烦,语气中满满的都是嫌恶。 kā jī kā jī, knew...... ...... Knew, next time will not say, kā jī kā jī.” The simple and honest laughter reverberates along with the sound of chewing bone, then is that in addition together sound breathless stresses the crazy complaint. 咔叽咔叽,知道了……唔……知道了,下次不说了,咔叽咔叽。”略带憨厚的笑声伴随着咀嚼骨头的声音回荡开来,尔后便是那另一道声音气急败坏的抓狂抱怨。 In line of sight that in two Im­pe­r­ial Capital guard, two people forms gradual clear. 在两位帝都守卫的视线里,两人的身影逐渐的清晰了起来。 Sees these two, eyes that guards simultaneously shrinks. 看到这两人,守卫的眼眸都是同时一缩。 One fat one thin, high short, high that ten points obese, the whole body is the meat toot toot the fat, the small eye almost must by pushing looks to disappear. 一胖一瘦,一高一矮,高的那个十分的肥胖,浑身都是肉嘟嘟的肥肉,小眼睛都几乎要被挤的看不见了。 But short that is thin and small incomparable, is much longer, appearance quite somewhat...... Funny. 而矮的那个则是瘦小无比,长得尖嘴猴腮,模样颇有几分……滑稽。 Before body of that fatty, is an apron, on that apron has a pocket, the hand of fatty entered in the pocket is stresses one fragrant to overflow, the fat none remaining shining chicken leg, then toward mouth, did not need to put out the bone directly, was kā jī kā jī chewing a while, swallowed down. 胖子的身前系着一个围裙,那围裙上有一个口袋,胖子的手伸入口袋中便是抓出了一根喷香四溢,油脂精光发亮的鸡腿,直接便是往嘴里塞,连骨头都不用吐出,便是咔叽咔叽咀嚼一会儿,吞了下去。 The short people are not normal, his long is not high, actually carries almost to be able Big Black Pan that he installs, entire looks like at the back of tortoise shell. 矮个子也不正常,他长的不高,却背着一个几乎可以将他都是装进去的大黑锅,整的就像是背着一个龟壳似的。 both of you...... Halts!” The guards have blocked them, dignified saying. 你们两个……站住!”守卫拦住了他们,凝重的说道。 These two looked that is not normal, is in the responsibility that guards, they must block to inquire them. 这两人一看就不正常,处于守卫的职责,他们还是得将他们拦下来询问一番。 Elder Brother, he blocks us...... kā jī kā jī.” fatty grasps a chicken leg from the apron pocket, squeezes in the mouth, chewing while puts in great inconvenience looks to that short person, said. “哥啊,他拦我们……咔叽咔叽。”胖子从围裙口袋中抓出一个鸡腿,塞入嘴中,一边咀嚼一边委屈的看向那矮个子,说道。 The short person shuts out shot a look at fatty one, is said to that guard: This buddy, we are participate in Im­pe­r­ial Capital this year's Hundreds Family Feast Chef, we come from Clear Sun City.” 那矮个子嫌弃的瞥了胖子一眼,尔后才是对那守卫说道:“这位哥们,我们是来参加帝都今年的百家宴厨师,我们来自青阳镇。” Guards stares, what these two strange fellows return really special is Chef...... Present is Chef such individualistic? Carries to participate the pot directly? 守卫一愣,这两个奇怪的家伙还真特么的是厨师啊……现在的厨师都这么特立独行?直接把锅都背来参赛? Clear Sun City? Em? precisely that is called wild entrance Clear Sun City?” The guards talked over the Clear Sun City these three characters, then eyes shrinks, as if has remembered anything, shock looks to two people. 青阳镇恩?就是那个被称作蛮荒入口的青阳镇?”守卫念叨了一下青阳镇这三个字,尔后眼眸一缩,似乎是想起了什么,震惊的看向两人。 The short people are very satisfied this guard expression, has raised the pointed chin proudly, to defending to defend traditional moral principles: „Can we go in?” 矮个子很满意这守卫的表情,傲然的扬了扬尖下巴,对守卫道:“那我们能不能进去了?” The guards swallowed saliva, is has leaned the body, these two are directly walks toward Im­pe­r­ial Capital. 守卫吞了一口唾沫,便是侧过身子,这两人便是径直的朝着帝都中走去。 That fatty passed by guards front time, grinning, the fat on face is trembling. 胖子路过守卫面前的时候,顿了顿,咧了咧嘴,脸上的肥肉都是在哆嗦。 Buddy, you are good, unexpectedly makes us go, come, these half chicken leg delivered you.” fatty has extracted a chicken leg from the apron, puts in the mouth directly, that becomes known the tooth to nip loudly, directly becomes two halves that chicken leg disintegration. “哥们,你人不错,居然让我们进去,来,这半个鸡腿送你了。”胖子从围裙之中抽出了一个鸡腿,直接放入口中,那大白牙轰然咬下,直接将那鸡腿崩碎成两半。 In his mouth chewing, has been giving that guard the remaining half chicken legs at the same time. 他口中咀嚼着,一边将剩下的半根鸡腿递给了那守卫。 Guards dumbfounded catching, is such dumbfound looks that one high one is short two people to step into Im­pe­r­ial Capital. 守卫目瞪口呆的接住,便是这样呆滞的看着一高一矮两人踏入帝都中。 fatty walks, this guards suddenly to recover, threw this chicken leg on the ground, the whole face detested...... 胖子一走,这守卫顿时回过神来,一把将这鸡腿扔在了地上,满脸的嫌恶…… Clear Sun City Chef, I remember that there chef is very fearful!” This guards on the face to reappear to wipe panic-stricken, light twittering said. 青阳镇厨师啊,我记得那里的厨子都很可怕!”这名守卫脸上浮现出一抹惊恐,淡淡的呢喃道。 ...... …… kā jī kā jī, Big Brother, why we participate in this Hundreds Family Feast, such bored matter, might as well eats several chicken legs, with these mediocre chef competition, a meaning does not have.” fatty is nipping the chicken leg, at the same time unclear doubts was saying to the short person. 咔叽咔叽,大哥,咱们为什么来参加这次百家宴,这么无聊的事情,还不如多吃几根鸡腿,跟那些平庸的厨子比试,一点意思都没有。”胖子咬着鸡腿,一边含糊不清的疑惑的对着矮个子说道。 This two brothers are called A'Lu and A'Wei, fatty call A'Lu, the thin person to call A'Wei, they are the Clear Sun City chefs, is very famous area that they follow a senior chef to study culinary arts, arrives in Wildlands to hunt for spirit beast frequently, their cuisines are very bold, but also Delicious. 这兄弟两人叫做阿鲁阿威,胖子阿鲁,瘦子叫阿威,他们是青阳镇的厨子,在那一带很有名气,他们跟随着一个老厨子学习厨艺,经常到蛮荒之地中捕猎灵兽,他们的美食很大胆,但是同时也很美味 Although does not reveal in Clear Wind Empire their reputations, however in Clear Sun City, mentioned them, was known to everybody to be known to everybody. 虽然在清风帝国他们的名头不显,但是在青阳镇,说起他们,就无人不知无人不晓了。 Said don't, when eats the thing to speak with me! Wants me to stress how many spreads?! Snort...... If this time is not old man is called us to participate in this Hundreds Family Feast, said that this year the Hundreds Family Feast prize will be very possibly good, he hopes that we can bring to go back to be filial piety him, you thought that will run to come to here to prepare food by my temper?” The A'Wei pointed chin curls upwards, cold -ly snorted and said of loathing. “都说了别在吃东西的时候和我说话!到底要我强调多少遍?!哼……这一次如果不是老头子叫我们来参加这个百家宴,说今年百家宴的奖品可能会很不错,他希望我们能够带回去孝敬他,你觉得以我的性子会跑来这里做菜?”阿威尖下巴一翘,厌恶的冷哼道。 What is prize? Have the old men disclosed?” A'Lu swallows the chicken leg meat in end opening to mix the bone sediment, then small eye curious is staring at A'Wei. “奖品是什么?老头子有透露过么?”阿鲁咽下口中的鸡腿肉混骨头渣子,尔后小眼睛好奇的盯着阿威 how would I know? A'Wei huh one, is continues to proceed at the back of his Big Black Pan. 我哪知道?阿威哼哧了一声,背着他的大黑锅便是继续往前走。 A'Lu stayed, then continued Para to leave the chicken leg that greasy spurted fragrant to squeeze in from the apron pocket the mouth, in his apron pocket the bottomless pit seemed to be ordinary, the chicken leg seemed to be inexhaustible. 阿鲁呆了呆,尔后便是继续从围裙口袋中巴拉出一根油腻香喷的鸡腿塞入了口中,他那围裙口袋中仿佛无底洞一般,鸡腿似乎取之不尽。 Then, A'Lu is delicious pursues the A'Wei back to go. 尔后,阿鲁便是美滋滋的追着阿威的背影而去。 kā jī kā jī, does the elder brother, where Ah? we go to go to the empire preparation now the Chef foothold?” A'Lu unclear asking. 咔叽咔叽,哥啊,咱们现在去哪里啊?去帝国准备的厨师据点?”阿鲁含糊不清的问道。 Has resounded then the A'Wei breathless sound, get lost/rolls! Eats the thing time do not speak to me!” 然后又是响起了阿威气急败坏的声音,“滚!吃东西的时候别跟我说话!” „Do we go to that foothold to do? Has anything to be good to gather with one group of trash chefs, walks, looks for food to go!” A'Wei said. “我们去那据点干嘛?跟一群垃圾厨子有什么好聚的,走,找吃的去!”阿威说道。 ...... …… Bu Fang has gotten out of bed, after washing, has patted the cheeks, making somewhat dim more sober. 步方起床了,洗漱完毕后,拍了拍脸颊,让还有些朦胧的自己清醒一些。 Last night rested was especially good, making his whole body body and mind relax, it can be said that he to this world, a calmest and steadiest time that rested. 昨夜睡的格外好,让他整个人的身心都是放松了下来,可以说是他到这个世界,睡的最安稳的一次了。 Arrives at the kitchen, Bu Fang is the skilled start practices carving skill and knife skill, his present carving skill already and just started to practice time had very big progress, soft tender tofu he even can carve flowers of vivid and lifelike, above curve very smoothly. 走到厨房,步方便是熟练的开始练习雕工刀工,他如今的雕工已经和刚开始练习的时候有了很大的进步,一块软嫩的豆腐他甚至能够雕刻出一朵栩栩如生的花朵,其上的弧度十分的平滑。 The progress of knife skill instead is somewhat slow, after all rose 2nd Level Meteor Knife Skill, the difficulty also became greatly. 刀工的进步反而是有些缓慢,毕竟升到了二级流星刀工,难度也变得更大。 The daily training completes, Bu Fang then starts the cooking dish, naturally, first he cooks is Sweet 'n' Sour Rib, this is Blacky's most loves, today Bu Fang also especially added some quantities, making that lazy dog eat all the way. 日常训练做完,步方便是开始烹煮菜品,当然,首先他烹煮的便是醉排骨,这是小黑的最爱,今日步方还特地加了一些量,让那懒狗吃个够。 After all Spring Festival...... 毕竟春元节…… Before long, in the kitchen was to then flutter rich aroma, that fragrance nice-smelling simply deluded, precisely that after all Sweet 'n' Sour Rib, manifested being drunk character, let the spareribs that the person immersed. 不一会儿,厨房之中便是飘荡起了浓郁的香气,那香味好闻的简直让人如痴如醉,毕竟醉排骨,体现的就是一个“醉”字,让人沉醉的排骨。 Full tray Sweet 'n' Sour Rib will carry, Bu Fang opened the shutter, the chill in the air is turbulently enters. 将满满的一盘子醉排骨端出,步方打开了门板,寒意便是汹涌而入。 The temperature has not had the slight drop because of the jubilation of Spring Festival, the one breath, Bu Fang will be steaming hot, sent out intoxicant aroma Sweet 'n' Sour Rib to be placed in front of that Blacky. 气温并没有因为春元节的喜庆而有丝毫的下降,哈了一口气,步方将热气腾腾的,散发着醉人香气醉排骨摆在了那小黑面前。 Lying reluctantly stared in a big way the dog eye in ground Blacky suddenly, sticks out one's tongue, excited. 本来懒懒的趴在地上的小黑顿时瞪大了狗眼,吐着舌头,兴奋了起来。 Perhaps when eats Sweet 'n' Sour Rib to reveal this appearance...... This glutton dog! 或许只有在吃醉排骨的时候才会露出这种模样吧……这只吃货狗! In Bu Fang Sweet 'n' Sour Rib puts in front of that Blacky, Bu Fang heard suddenly has after death heard two clear sounds of footsteps...... 就在步方醉排骨摆在那小黑面前的时候,步方忽然听到身后传来了两道清晰的脚步声…… kā jī kā jī, ...... Elder Brother, here has Small Shop! Eh? This meat fragrant...... Heard really well!” 咔叽咔叽,唔……哥啊,这里有个小店!咦?这肉香……真的好好闻!” Bu Fang stands up, has not turned head, has then resounded a sound of chewing bone, that unclear sound suddenly somewhat surprised shouting. 步方站起身,还没有回过头,身后便是响起了一阵咀嚼骨头的声音,那含糊不清的声音陡然有些惊讶的喊道。
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