GDHPOYM :: Volume #2

#330: I am not intentionally


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The fossil lake body is also twining the electric residue, twitched several on the ground, but seems like should have the one breath remaining, is also living reluctantly. 古湖身还缠绕着余电,在地上抽搐了几下,不过看起来应该还会有一口气剩下,勉强还活着。 Dies about doing of fossil lake, actually before he opens the mouth, Si word how many a little guessed correctly, after all this demon clan princess are for the sentiment the person of injuring, finally the fossil lake also treadons itself two ships from exploding unexpectedly, like this makes the fate of dead behavior, actually Si word has also expected, but how he has not expected, how does this tribulation thunder divide itself to menstruate?! 关于古湖的作死,其实在他开口之前,司言就多少有点猜到,毕竟这魔族公主自己就是个为情所伤之人,结果古湖居然还把自己脚踏两只船给自爆出来,这样作死行为的下场,其实司言也已经预料到了,可他又怎么都未曾料到,这劫雷怎么劈到自己身上来了?! The demon clan princesses see that hurry to hurry saying: This young master was really sorry, this palace deftness, divided the wrong person, but also please must excuse me, after waiting met you to go out, this palace will give you a compensation, were you all right? Now this palace is the clone brand mark, how is also good to contact you, so as to avoid changes to the tribulation thunder, electricity your.” 魔族公主见状,赶紧慌忙道:“这位公子真抱歉,本宫一个手快,就劈错人了,还请你务必见谅,等会你出去之后,本宫会给予你一点补偿,你没事吧?啊,现在本宫是分身烙印,也好怎么接触你,免得化作劫雷,又电你一下。” The division word was also dirty, struggled two, successfully crawled from the ground, he patted black ash pit: Ok, this pavilion lord read you are the wrong hand, did not haggle over with your girl.” 司言同样是灰头土脸,挣扎了两下,成功从地上爬起来,他拍拍身上的黑灰道:“算了,本阁主念你是错手,也不与你这个小女子计较。” The demon clan princesses are joyful: This is good, the young fellow daoist does not bear a grudge with this palace, is Sir massive generations, thinks the electricity to this palace massively your!” 魔族公主欣喜道:“这就好,小道友不与本宫怄气,乃是大人大量之辈,大量到本宫还想电你一下!” Division word complexion one black. 司言脸色一黑。 But visits two people to turn swords into plowshares, Su Taoer and indigo white break out the applause gently. 而看着两人化干戈为玉帛,苏桃儿和白蓝轻轻响起掌声。 Demon clan Princess said: That, this palace must start to ask one's conscience, the track roaming, did you prepare?” 魔族公主道:“那么,本宫要开始问心了,小道游,你准备好了么?” Please.” “请。” This fellow daoist, you are whether loyal to the person of loving, what special idea has never had to other women, does the person who you love truly, only have a person?” “这位道友,你是否对所爱之人忠心,从未对其余女人产生过什么特殊的想法,你真正所爱的人,是否只有一个人呢?” Si word hesitated the moment, straightforward say/way: I cherish my wife very much, although she is a little fragile, but the character is very gentle, as for loyal, this is inevitable, perhaps I am not the deep love to Yongning, but I want to protect her heart, never has changed, loves another, not possible, as to the other woman special idea of......” 司言沉吟了片刻,耿直道:“我很爱护自己的妻子,她虽然有点娇气,不过性格却很温柔,至于忠心么,这个是必然吧,我对永宁或许算不上深爱,但我想要保护她的心,也从未变过,移情别恋么,也不可能的吧,至于对别的女人特殊的想法……” He by two disciples by the side was staring , the face does not pull down, said: I only am deeply in love with in the wife in any case!” 他被侧旁两个弟子所盯着,脸拉不下来,才道:“反正我只钟情于妻子!” Good, that makes us start the following project.” “好,那就让我们开始下面一个项目。” The demon clan princesses are drawing thunder clouds stand forth. 魔族公主拉着雷云向前走去。 Si word relaxes, was passed...... 司言松了口气,算是度过了…… Good dog man!!” “好个狗男人!!” But who knows that demon clan princess sudden turns around, draws the thunder clouds again, tribulations the thunder to get down together, once again turns Si Yanpi in the place. 但谁知道那魔族公主突然一个转身,再次一拉雷云,一道劫雷下来,又一次把司言劈翻在地。 The division word whole person changes to a hard coke again. 司言整个人再次化作一块焦炭。 Because in the reply, Si word read the god a moment ago diverged, the true idea is ** bare places in this princess at present, therefore is unable to lie. 因为刚才在回答的时候,司言把神念都散去了,真正的想法都是**裸摆放在这公主眼前,因此也无法撒谎。 This demon clan princesses sneer saying: You mentioned when wife has not truly lain, but this palace asked whether you have the idea to other woman, in your mind does not know that jumps many mothers, you are the pig, you are ** monkey, underhanded!!” 这魔族公主冷笑道:“你提到妻子之时确实未曾撒谎,但本宫问你是否对别的女人有想法,你脑海里不知道蹦出多少个母的,你是猪么,你是**的猴子么,下作至极!!” The demon clan princesses stamp the feet to say. 魔族公主跺脚道。 Si word by this words that executes the heart, scolding do not have the strength of rebuttal. 司言被这句句诛心的话,给骂得丝毫没有反驳之力。 But he transferred a circle circle, only has to crawl. 但他转了一个圈圈,也唯有爬起来。 Keeping silent. 默不作声。 Un, today the face has lost completely. 嗯,今天脸已经丢光了。 You also dare to clap!?” “你们还敢拍手!?” Su peach and indigo white are startled, only has to receive. 苏桃儿和白蓝都一怔,唯有收住。 The fossil lake also got up distressedly, looks that Si word regrets saying: Pavilion lord, it seems like we had been eliminated.” 古湖也狼狈地起来了,看着司言遗憾道:“阁主,看来我们已经被淘汰了。” You have not lost, who said that this competition did have the victory and loss?” The demon clan princesses said with a smile, who can insist last pass/test, broke the last game, that fruit can him, you receive the physical suffering, but also cannot be regarded to lose, moreover this test, once starts, regardless of anyone of you midway cannot boil to withdraw, will determine you to be unqualified! Must be implicated, must implicate!” “你们没有输哦,谁说这比赛有输赢了?”魔族公主笑吟吟道,“谁能坚持到最后一关,破了最后一局,那道果就可以给他,你们只是受了点皮肉之苦,还算不得输,而且这考验一旦开始,无论你们谁中途熬不住退出,就都将判定你们不够资格!都要连坐,统统都要株连!” The division making peace fossil lake looks one, the fossil lake seemed like again some anticipation, the condition of dispirited was clearly opposite with Si word at this time. 司言和古湖对望一眼,古湖像是再次有了期待,和司言此时萎靡的状态截然相反。 Regarding Si Gezhu, he feels now oneself were the put on small shoes. 对于司阁主而言,他现在感觉自己是被穿小鞋了。 black ink is balanced to inquire: Teacher, you how?” 墨均衡过来问询道:“师尊,你怎样?” Si word shakes the head saying: Also ok, this thunder injury I, cannot protect the body with really the Yuan, the drill love dearly... hit my fossil lake that say/way to be fiercer, this little wench is aiming at me.” 司言摇头道:“还行,这点雷伤不到我,就是不能用真元护体,钻心疼…打我的这道雷比古湖那道猛多了,这小蹄子在针对我。” But does not wait for two people to chat, that demon clan princesses walk very much happily forward, as if also in snort/hum bent/tune Er. 而不等两人多聊,那魔族公主又很开心地向前走,似乎还在哼着曲儿。 Su peach approaches to ask: Teacher, this is the person or clone, why her so many monsters.” 苏桃儿凑近来问道:“师尊,这到底是人还是分身,为何她这么多妖。” Is the energetic brand mark.” Si said, extremely strong energetic brand mark, this demon clan princess are unable to achieve this step, should be his father nine cultivates demon Monarch to improve for her, this clone the thoughts of many main bodies, has that demon clan princess many personalities in inside.” “是精神烙印。”司言道,“极强的精神烙印,这魔族公主自己无法做到这一步,应该是其父九修魔君替她完善的,这分身有许多本体的思维,有那魔族公主很多性格在里面。” Su peach said: „Do nine cultivate/repair demon Monarch to be very fierce?” 苏桃儿道:“九修魔君很厉害?” Si word said easely: How does not feel, he cultivate/repair to general, but the hearsay nine cultivate/repair demon Monarch is a quiet Mr.'s in which son, therefore is very high in the demon position, is a side ruler, let alone quiet Monarch hides shortcomings to become famous, youngest daughter who therefore nine cultivate/repair demon Monarch, naturally was the demon clan princesses.” 司言悠然道:“不觉得怎么,他修为一般,但传闻九修魔君是幽君的其中一个儿子,所以在魔都地位很高,是一方帝皇,何况幽君护短出名,因此九修魔君的小女儿,自然是魔族公主了。” Su peach asked again: „Is that quiet Monarch very fierce?” 苏桃儿再次问道:“那幽君很厉害?” Runs the world demon clan, has fought the antique great antiquity, various deity Buddha jin it all salutes upon meeting, the position is extremely high.” Si said, I estimated that that escaping wedding did in the past such in a big way, even/including Youjun is also furious, likely is behind that wedding has the conflicts of interest, therefore is not good to appraise.” “掌管天下魔族,战过太古洪荒,诸天神佛觐它皆见礼,地位极高。”司言道,“我估计吧,当年那件逃婚事件搞这么大,连幽君也震怒,很可能是那桩婚事本身后面有利益冲突,所以不好评价。” Su peach said with a smile: This female in view of the appearance of master, seem like the master you are that heartless court attendant.” 苏桃儿笑道:“这女子针对师父的模样,倒像师父你才是那负心郎。” Definitely is not I!” Si word argued, for master, although was fettered by the Heavenly Dao, memory not entire, but this matter..., they got married, was the master is also closed by the Heavenly Dao, the destiny pavilion could not tread half step, how can for the master . Moreover the person emperor must kill him, cracked a joke,... also blessed the heart person emperor, initially for the person emperor saw the fathers must urinate.” “肯定不是我啊!”司言争辩道,“为师虽然被天道束缚,记忆不全,但这种事…哎呀,他们成亲的时候,为师还被天道关着呢,天命阁都踏不出半步,怎么会是为师,而且人帝还要杀他,开玩笑,…还佑心人帝,初代人帝见到老子都得尿。” Su peach hee hee said with a smile: Others play the master joke, does the master do earnestly.” 苏桃儿嘻嘻一笑道:“人家开师父玩笑呢,师父这么认真干嘛。” The indigo white said with deep veneration: Teacher quibbled often real.” 白蓝肃然道:“师尊狡辩的时候往往是真的。” Si Yannu: „Was skin itchy?” 司言怒道:“皮痒了?” But later, their five people were distinguished essential in a exactly the same room. 而之后,他们五人又被分别关键了个一模一样的房间里。 This is the jubilation nuptial chamber, on the table is placing the phoenix candle, but on the bed is sits to throw over the red veil bride. 这是个喜庆洞房,桌上摆放着凤烛,而床上便是坐着个披着红盖头新娘。 The bride naturally is that demon clan princess. 那新娘自然是那魔族公主。 ...... …… Clearly enters in unreliably, according to the princess requests, sat on the red bed. 明玄入内,按照公主要求,是坐在了红床上。 The princess right hand is drawing that thunder clouds, that filled attracting, very sound of pleasant to hear also resounds, she said: Grandmaster, do you feel this palace beautiful?” 公主右手拉着那朵雷云,那充满了魅惑,很好听的声音就随之响起,她道:“大师,你觉得本宫美吗?” Clearly lowered the head to read the sound unreliably, then replied: „In world most beautiful thing is the golden body of Buddha, that is also the ideal that the old buddhist monk tracks down, after all the gold... your highness you naturally are beautiful, but your beauty, the old buddhist monk actually cannot appreciate.” 明玄低头念了声,然后回答道:“世间最美的东西便是佛陀的金身,那也是老衲追寻的理想,毕竟金子…殿下你自然是美,但你的美,老衲却欣赏不来。” The demon clan princesses satisfy said: Grandmaster you, and goes, asked one's conscience this to close definitely cannot baffle you.” 魔族公主满意道:“大师你且去吧,问心这一关肯定是难不倒你了。” ...... …… Another room. 另一个房间。 drawing an demon clan princess of thunder clouds, was asking that black ink is balanced: Fellow Daoist, this palace beautiful?” 拉着一朵雷云的魔族公主,问墨均衡:“道友,本宫美吗?” black ink said balanced pleasantly surprised: Praised you, can you give me to say the fruit?” 墨均衡惊喜道:“夸你,你就可以给我道果?” The demon clan princesses knit the brows. 魔族公主皱眉。 Un, calculates reluctantly you pass.” “嗯,勉强算你通过。” ...... …… The demon clan princesses asked the profound city: Fellow Daoist, does this palace beautiful, how compare with your loved one?” 魔族公主问玄城:“道友,本宫美吗,与你意中人比如何?” The profound city has a good laugh: Ha! Compared with my Junior Sister, you are the common fat vulgar powder!” 玄城仰天大笑道:“哈哈哈!与我师妹相比,你不过是个庸脂俗粉!” Demon clan Princess said: Why don't you have a look at this palace to be long what re-evaluation?” 魔族公主道:“你为何不看看本宫长什么样再评价?” The profound city points at her to reprove: Ugly person many unseemly behavior.” 玄城指着她训斥道:“丑人多作怪。” The demon clan princesses draw the thunder clouds gently. 魔族公主轻轻拉动雷云。 ...... …… The demon clan princesses asked the fossil lake: Fellow Daoist, does this palace beautiful, how compare with your loved one?” 魔族公主问古湖:“道友,本宫美吗,与你意中人比如何?” Fossil lake sincere say/way: Which loved one with my compares?” 古湖正色道:“和我哪个意中人比?” The demon clan princesses draw the thunder clouds gently. 魔族公主轻轻拉动雷云。 ...... …… When Si Yancai entered the door, saw that the demon clan princesses draw thunder clouds to sit on the bed, he first is a little scruple, but walks, whispered at heart: What is this operates?” 当司言才进了房门,看到魔族公主拉着一片雷云坐在床上,他先是有点迟疑,但还是走过去,心里嘀咕道:“这是什么操作?” Finally the demon clan princesses stand suddenly, said: This fellow daoist, are you thirsty, this palace gives you to pour one cup of tea...!” 结果魔族公主忽然站起来,道:“这位道友,你渴不渴,本宫给你倒一杯茶吧…呀!” The demon clan princesses were not tripped carefully, the hand drew the thunder clouds ruthlessly. 魔族公主不小心被绊倒,手狠狠拉动了雷云。 Si Yanzao is prepared, therefore a turning around carp hits, evaded the tribulation thunder smoothly, he gets angry: You really want to harm me!” 司言早有准备,因此一个转身鲤鱼打挺,顺利躲过了劫雷,他怒道:“你果然想害我!” The demon clan princesses said charmingly: This palace did not tumble carefully, this drew the thunder clouds, come, the young fellow daoist, you are about to sit down, ask one's conscience the second pass/test.” 魔族公主娇羞道:“本宫只是不小心跌倒了,这才拉动了雷云,来,小道友,你快过来坐下,问心第二关。” Although Si word is angry very much, but also only had to sit down. 司言虽然很生气,但也唯有坐下了。 The demon clan princesses filled the attractive tune with that the sound that cake flatters asked: Young fellow daoist, you thought that this palace beautiful, how does compare with your wife?” 魔族公主用那充满了诱人腔调,那酥媚的声音问道:“小道友,你觉得本宫美吗,与你的妻子比如何?” Si word lowers the head to hesitate, he thought many reply ways. 司言低头沉吟,他想了很多种回答方式。 Moreover what to be honest also a little wants to have a look at the demon clan princesses to be long, is whether attractive, is like her father, is on a face has the succubas of many eyes. 而且说实话也有点想看看魔族公主长什么样,是否好看,还是像她生父一样,是个脸上有许多眼睛的魔女。 But crossed long time, this said: I am......” 但过了良久,这才道:“我是……” The demon clan princesses draw the thunder clouds ruthlessly! 魔族公主狠狠拉动雷云! ...... …… When five people gather again, three people, have become three hard cokes. 等到五人再次汇聚,三个人,已经成了三块焦炭。 But seems especially serious in the middle division word. 但在中间的司言显得尤其严重。 Si word sets out to say hysteric: Does not play, does not play! You are aiming at me! You are aiming at me! Where has bullies the person like this!” 司言歇斯底里地起身道:“不玩了,不玩了!你在针对我!你就是在针对我!哪里有这样欺负人的!” That demon clan princesses rush to apologize, she long sighed: Actually the young fellow daoist, this palace is not intentionally.” 那魔族公主又赶忙来道歉,她长长叹了口气道:“其实小道友,本宫也不是故意的。” Si said: Your electricity do I do!” 司言道:“那你电我干嘛!” Demon clan Princess said: Why actually this palace does not know, the young fellow daoist you also knows that this palace was abandoned by that heartless man (Han), that heartless man (Han) naturally is not the young fellow daoist, let alone your appearance is also different, naturally is not the young fellow daoist you, but why does not know, this palace felt the magical powers brand mark of heartless man (Han) on you, therefore the hand was a little itchy.” 魔族公主道:“其实本宫也不知道为何,小道友你也知道本宫是被那个负心汉所抛弃,那负心汉当然不是小道友,何况你们长相也不一样,自然不是小道友你,但不知道为何,本宫在你身上感觉到了负心汉的神通烙印,因此手有点痒。” Therefore?” Si word gets angry instead says with a smile extremely, „the world magical powers 20 million, having similarly are not very normal, has the possibility we to study the same merit law.” “所以呢?”司言怒极反笑道,“天下神通千千万,有相似不是很正常么,有可能我们学过同一种功法。” The demon clan princesses sighed: Therefore this palace a little cannot bear, but also please the young fellow daoist forgive, this palace is not intentionally, is only these years depression, oh, the hand is itchy.” 魔族公主叹气道:“所以本宫才有点忍不住,还请小道友谅解,本宫也不是故意的,只是这些年来的苦闷,唉,手痒。” Then, the demon clan princesses look at the people, raises own hand saying: This palace can pledge now, when a test, this palace is absolutely fair, did not aim at the young fellow daoist again you, the fellow daoist, how you looked, this palace has pledged. Waits to meet this palace certainly to compensate to the young fellow daoist the thing, the buddha beads that the young fellow daoist, this palace one skewer of Buddha presents as a gift, this palace can grant you, how?” 说完,魔族公主看着众人,举起自己的手道:“本宫现在可以发誓,等一下的考验,本宫绝对公平,不是再那么针对小道友你了,道友,你看如何,本宫已经发誓了。等会本宫一定会补偿给小道友一点好东西,小道友,本宫有一串佛祖所赠的佛珠,本宫可以赠与你,如何?”
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