Compels the fruitcompared with the treeonignorantignorant, compelsunder the treeignorantSu Yangyu.
懵比树上懵逼果,懵逼树下苏阳羽。
The godsspecialdo not know that saidwhatIdivided a forktoyou, whereyouspecialfromsaw that Ido not knowwhatsaid?
神特么不知道说啥了我就给您劈个叉啊,你特么从哪看出我不知道说啥的?Does not bringto shame the person!
不带这么羞辱人的!Liu Zhengdong is also a facecompelsignorant.柳正东也是一脸懵逼。
It is not...... thisis a situation, howin a big wayto come180to do splitssuddenly, but alsopants crotchbreaking out?
不是……这是怎么个情况,怎么突然间就来了个180大劈叉啊,还把裤裆给劈开了?
The Li Fengmovement was too a moment ago quick, Liu Zhengdongwas also old, thereforehas not seen clearlytwo peoplemovements.
刚才李峰的动作太快,柳正东年纪又大,所以没看清楚两人的动作。Heonlynoticed that Li Fengonehidestowardside, Su Yangyudivided a fork.
他只看到李峰往旁边一躲,苏阳羽就劈了个叉。How saying that...... verybeing pregnantfeeling, the presentyoung peoplewill really play~
怎么说呢……还是挺有喜感的,现在的年轻人真会玩~Liu Shihandoes not know that shouldsaywhatwas good, becausesherepresses laughterto endureis very laborious!柳诗涵已经不知该说什么好了,因为她忍笑忍的很辛苦啊!Su Yangyuthat180bigdid splitshas madeherfeelto make laugh, Li Fengthatgodmade up the bladeisin the directstampherG...... not, wassmiles.苏阳羽那180大劈叉已经让她觉得搞笑了,李峰的那句神补刀更是直接戳中了她的G……啊不,是笑点。If not forconsidering thatsmilesothers is not good, perhapsLiu Shihanhas smiledto bend the waist.
若不是考虑到笑别人不好,柳诗涵恐怕早已笑弯了腰。„Shuttle-cock, Miss Liuhas known that yoursincerity, yousaid why bother your is......”
“羽子,柳小姐已经知道你的诚意了,你说你这又是何苦呢……”„Yousaid that youdo splitsdo splits, but also the pants crotchtearing, yeah, howthismaygo to the hotel.”
“你说你劈叉就劈叉吧,还把裤裆给撕裂了,哎,这可怎么去酒店哟。”
Before Li Fengshakes the headto sighis arriving at the Su Yangyubody, teasedwas saying.李峰摇头叹气着走到苏阳羽身前,调侃着说道。Su Yangyuwas aboutto explode with rage!苏阳羽都快气炸了!Whycanlike this? The plotshouldbehekicksto lieLi Fengin the place, was laughedbyLiu ZhengdongandLiu Shihanis right.
为什么会这样?剧情应该是他把李峰一脚踢趴在地,然后被柳正东、柳诗涵嗤笑才对啊。Howin the end did the laughedobjectturn intohim?
怎么到头来被嗤笑的对象变成了他?„Damn, wasmygeneral idea/careless!”
“该死的,是我大意了!”Su Yangyuregretted,helooked down onLi Feng, whoknewLi Feng is so sly, madehimleaveunexpectedlysmellywith the art.苏阳羽后悔不已,他太小瞧李峰了,谁知李峰如此狡猾,竟用巧劲让他出糗。Ifcomesagainonetime, hewill not violatepreliminarilylike thiswrong!
如果再来一次,他绝不会犯这样的低级错误!„Holds...... holdsmeto get up.”
“扶……扶我起来。”Su Yangyudepresses the heartanger, smiles bitterlywas saying.苏阳羽压下心头怒火,苦笑着说道。At this timeheandLi Fengseemed likebetween the friendsto crack a jokemutually, hecannottake the leadto have no consideration for facewithLi Feng.
这个时候他跟李峰看上去还是朋友之间互开玩笑,他不能率先跟李峰撕破脸。„Good!”
“好嘞!”Li Fenghappycomplies, before running up to the Su Yangyubody, graspshisarmpitto strike an attitude to raisehim, in factactuallypressesdownward.李峰痛快的答应下来,跑到苏阳羽身前抱住他的腋下作势要把他提起来,实际上却又往下压了一压。Thispressure, Su Yangyufeelstearingfeelingpeople between twolegsto increaseseveral times!
这一压,苏阳羽就觉得两腿间的撕裂感徒增数倍!„Li Feng, youlightly!”
“李峰,你丫轻点!”Su Yangyucannot bearexudeoneto bellow.苏阳羽忍不住发出一声大吼。„Youwere too heavy, does not make an effort unable to draw.”
“你太重了,不用力拉不起来啊。”Li Fengsmilesonebadly, is attached toby the Su Yangyuear saying: „Installsto compelinadequatelyinsteadbygrass, is thisfeelingvery aggrieved?”李峰坏笑一声,接着附在苏阳羽耳旁说道:“装逼不成反被艹,这种感觉很憋屈吧?”
The Su Yangyucomplexiondrastic change, the heartangerfled!苏阳羽面色剧变,心头的怒火噌的一声就窜了出来!„Grass, Ihad a low opinion of the enemya moment ago, is earnestyou who Icanhitabsolutelyto look for the tootheverywhere!”
“艹,我刚才只是轻敌而已,认真起来我绝对能打的你满地找牙!”Su Yangyualsolowers the soundto say.苏阳羽同样压低声音说道。„No, the words that is earnestIfeared that a fistmakes intoonegroup of muddy fleshesyou, naturally, thisis unimportant, more importantly...... youwantto soakLiu Shihan, right?”Li Fengsaidlow voice.
“不,认真起来的话我怕一拳就把你打成一团肉泥,当然,这都不重要,重要的是……你很想泡到柳诗涵,对吧?”李峰小声说道。„Do youwantto do?” The Su Yangyucomplexionagainchanges.
“你想干什么?”苏阳羽面色再变。„Does not wantto do, wantsto stiryourblind dateyellow, butthisis only the firststep that Irevenge.”
“也没想干什么,就是想把你们的相亲搅黄而已,而这只是我报仇的第一步。”„Then, Iwill makeyourealize little anger and despair that initiallyIrealized, thenbringtheseto be angryanddespair, your familygoes to helltogether!”
“接下来,我会让你们一点点体会到当初我所体会的愤怒与绝望,然后带着这些愤怒与绝望,你们一家人一起下地狱!”
The voicefalls to the ground, Li Fengraisesgently, raisedfrom the groundSu Yangyu.
话音落地,李峰轻轻一提,就将苏阳羽从地上提了起来。„, The shuttle-cock, your smallunderpantscolorhas the personal statusvery much.”
“啧啧,羽子,你这小裤衩颜色很有品位啊。”Li Fengretrocedesonestep, looked at the buttocks of Su Yangyu, teasedwas saying.李峰后退一步,看了眼苏阳羽的屁股,调侃着说道。„What?”
“什么?”Su Yangyuwas still recalling that Li Feng the meaning of thatwords, had not understood what is hearda moment agofor a while the meaning of Li Feng.苏阳羽还在回想李峰刚才那番话的含义,一时没听明白李峰的意思。„Red color, verycolor of jubilation.”
“大红色,挺喜庆的颜色啊。”Li Fengfinallyfall about.李峰终于忍不住大笑起来。„Ah!”“啊!”Liu Shihanshoutedonetenderly, turns aroundhastily.柳诗涵娇呼一身,连忙转过身去。
After Su Yangyustands up, the redsmallunderpantspenetrated the pants crotch of tearingto reveal.苏阳羽站起身后,红色小裤衩就透过撕裂的裤裆露了出来。Shealsosawthatwipesred, thiscolorwithpersonal statusirrelevant, on the contraryveryspicyeye.
她也看到了那抹红,这颜色跟品位无关,反倒很辣眼睛。Mr.Li the quality, actuallyteasedothers......
李先生好坏,竟然这么调侃别人……„, That...... one's zodiacal year, one's zodiacal year.”
“咳咳,那个……本命年,本命年。”Su Yangyutwolegclips, protect the crotchhastilysingle-handedly, protects the buttockssingle-handedly, the forced smile.苏阳羽连忙两腿一夹,一手护裆,一手护住屁股,苦笑不已。What can Su Yangyualsosay? Healsoverydespairs!苏阳羽还能说啥?他也很绝望啊!Like, his that Li Fengsaida moment agoisinstallsto compelinadequatelyinsteadbygrass, hewishes one couldto look for the personto killLi Fengnowimmediately, actuallymustin the humbleness and amiability in front ofLiu Shihandisplaying.
就像李峰刚才所说的,他这就是装逼不成反被艹,他现在恨不得立即找人把李峰打死,却又要在柳诗涵面前表现的谦逊、随和。Aggrieved!
憋屈啊!„One's zodiacal yeardoes not feel better, youmustbe careful.”
“本命年不好过啊,你可得当心了。”Li Fengpatted the shoulder of Su Yangyu, saying that intenthas referred.李峰拍了拍苏阳羽的肩膀,意有所指的说道。FinallyLiu Zhengdongtakes off the coat, isin the Su Yangyuwaist, blocked the red color of spicyeye.
最后还是柳正东将外套脱下,系在苏阳羽腰间,挡住了辣眼睛的大红色。Then the groupsatBentleyadore/admirestill, expungedtoward the city.
然后一行人坐上宾利慕尚,往市里开去。
After a halfhour, a Flower Citywell-knownrestuarantentrance, Bentleyadore/admirestillslowlystop.
半个多小时后,一家花城知名的西餐厅门口,宾利慕尚缓缓停稳。ThenSu Yangyugoes downfrom the vehicle, runsto arrive by the rearvehicle door, unusualgentlemanopens the vehicle door, wantsto put out a handLiu Shihanto holdto get out.
接着苏阳羽从车上走下,一路小跑着来到后侧车门旁,非常绅士的将车门打开,想要伸手将柳诗涵扶下车。Liu Shihanis not familiar withthisformality, after expressing gratitude, turns downit, oneselfgo down the car(riage).柳诗涵不习惯这种礼节,道了声谢后将其婉拒,自己走下车来。Su Yangyuthinks little, runs up toanother sideto holdto get outLiu Zhengdong, attendance is very thorough.苏阳羽不以为意,又跑到另一边将柳正东扶下车来,照顾的可谓十分周到。Whentheywalktoward the hotelentrance, a 7 or 8-year-oldlittle girltakesonehandful offresh flowersslightlyto run over.
就在他们往酒店门口走去的时候,一位七八岁的小女孩拿着一捧鲜花小跑了过来。„Elder BrotherElder Brother, buys the bunchto be coloredforthisprettyelder sister.”
“哥哥哥哥,给这位漂亮姐姐买束花吧。”
Before the little girlsrun up to the Su Yangyubody, is supine the smallfaceto say.
小女孩跑到苏阳羽身前,仰着小脸说道。
The Su Yangyusquattinglower part of the body, horizontally viewswith the little girlhastily: „Youngest sister, whyyoulook forme, actuallydoesn't look forthatElder Brother?”苏阳羽连忙蹲下身,与小女孩平视:“小妹妹,你为什么找我,却不找那位哥哥呢?”During the speeches, hereferred tonearbyLi Feng.
说话间,他指了指一旁的李峰。
The little girlsblinked the bigeyeto ponderseveralseconds of timidsaying: „BecauseIthought that youwiththiselder sisterareonepair, wasIguesseswrong?”
小女孩眨巴着大眼睛思考了几秒钟时间怯生生的说道:“因为我觉得你跟这位姐姐才是一对啊,是不是我猜错了?”At this point, in the little girleyesappearswipes the mist, shortlymustput in great inconveniencecries.
说到这里,小女孩眼中现出一抹雾气,眼看就要委屈的哭起来。„Without, youhave not guessedwrong, the Elder Brotheris truly pursuingthiselder sister.”
“没没没,你没猜错,哥哥确实是在追求这位姐姐。”Su Yangyulooks the color of loving dearly, pulls out one hundred dollar billto give the little girlfrom the bosom: „Thisbunch of fresh flowersIwanted, doesn't cry.”苏阳羽面露心疼之色,从怀中掏出一张百元大钞递给小女孩:“这束鲜花我要了,不哭不哭啊。”Said that healsotouches the smallhead of little girl, thisappearanceteases the younger sisterhappyElder Brotherto be the samelikeone, had the affectionto sayvery much.
说完他还摸了摸小女孩的小脑袋,这副模样就像一位逗妹妹开心的哥哥一般,很有爱心的说。Liu Zhengdonglooks at each otheronewithLiu Shihan, looks the happy expression.柳正东跟柳诗涵对视一眼,面露笑意。Su Yangyuhumbleandamiable, has the courage and uprightness, when with the friendis togethercanpersist in the haughty mannerto crack a jokeandcreate a disturbancemutually, but alsohas the affectionvery much, good!苏阳羽谦逊、随和、有血性,与朋友相处时可以放下架子相互开玩笑、打闹,还很有爱心,不错!
After buying the fresh flower, Su Yangyuarrives in front ofLiu Shihandirectly: „Miss Liu, thisis a youngest sister'sintention, youmayprobablyaccept.”
买下鲜花后,苏阳羽直接走到柳诗涵面前:“柳小姐,这是小妹妹的一份心意,你可一定要收下哦。”Liu Shihancovers mouthsmiles, reallyreceivedthishandful offresh flowers.柳诗涵捂嘴一笑,果然接过了这捧鲜花。Then, fourpeoplecontinueto walktoward the hotelentrance, at this moment, Su Yangyusees the distant placeto have a going beggingold person.
接下来,四人继续往酒店门口走去,就在这时,苏阳羽看到远处有一位正在乞讨的老人。„Youand othersmy.”
“你们等我一下。”Then, Su Yangyupulls out the wallet, runsbeforethatold personbody, putin front in onepack of one hundred dollar bills the old personbrokenbowl.
说完,苏阳羽掏出钱包,一路小跑到那位老人身前,将一叠百元大钞放到了老人面前的破碗里。Thisflash, Liu Zhengdongchanged countenancewithLiu Shihanthoroughly!
这一瞬间,柳正东跟柳诗涵彻底动容了!Li Fengalsolookedto stare.李峰也看愣了。
It is not...... Su Yangyu, youhave the affection, does yourmotherknow?
不是……苏阳羽,你这么有爱心,你妈妈知道吗?Installsto compelalso to know when to stopAxi!
装逼也要适可而止啊阿西!„Younger sister, wantsto have a look atSu Yangyualsoto havewhatmethod, now the young masterwas unable to continue watching!”
“妹的,本来还想看看苏阳羽还有什么手段呢,现在小爷看不下去了!”In the Li Fengeyeflashes throughtogether the cold light, decidesto see through the Su Yangyutrue colorsnow!李峰眼中闪过一道寒光,决定现在就拆穿苏阳羽的真面目!
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