Today Da Fei must hold two important matters: First blind date, then seeks employment. 今天大飞要办两件大事:先相亲,然后求职。 6 : 00 am, white suit sunglasses straight Da Fei shows off stops Audi A8 in the Steamed stuffed bun Shop entrance, then selected a bowl of noodles and several steamed stuffed buns to eat while waits for the blind date bride's side to appear. 早上6点,一身白西装墨镜笔挺的大飞炫耀般将奥迪A8停在包子铺门口,然后点了一碗面几笼包子一边吃一边等待相亲女方出现。 The present is the practical time of quick rhythm highly efficiency, blind date not necessarily must in the coffee shop and so on place, everyone goes to work after all is busy. 现在是快节奏高效率的务实时代,相亲也不一定非要在咖啡店之类的地方,毕竟大家上班都忙。 A hiring stops behind Audi, after a graceful white-collar beautiful woman gets out, stared at Audi to look at half sound. 一辆出租停在奥迪后面,一名身材窈窕的白领丽人下车后盯着奥迪看了半响。 Beauty! Is she? The Da Fei heart trembled, puts in order the suit to wipe the mouth. 美女！是她吗？大飞心头一颤,整了整西装擦了擦嘴。 The beautiful women entered the shop to see Da Fei gawked suddenly: „You are......” 丽人进店见到了大飞猛然一愣:“你就是……” Da Fei coughs: „Please sit down, I am Ding Junfei, are you Auntie Wang introduce?” 大飞干咳一声:“请坐请坐,我就是丁俊飞,你就是王阿姨介绍来的？” The beautiful woman sitting down complexion is slowly strange: „Is......” 丽人缓缓坐下脸色诡异:“是……” Da Fei heroic pounding dispatching a vehicle key: „Outside is my car(riage)! Audi A8!” 大飞豪迈的砸出车钥匙:“外面是我的车！奥迪A8!” The beautiful women a facial expression teased: „Didn't you remember me?” 丽人哦了一声神情戏谑:“你不记得我了？” Da Fei said startled: „Are you?” 大飞愕然道:“你是？” Beautiful woman said with a laugh: „Yesterday the onstage little elder sister of car rental, you negotiated to cut for quite a while......” 丽人呵呵笑道:“昨天租车行的前台小姐姐啊,你砍价砍了半天……” Da Fei instantaneous dumbfounded: „Not that? This puts on make-up not to know completely!” 大飞瞬间懵逼:“不那个是吧？这一化妆完全不认识了！” The beautiful woman complexion sinks: „Since is blind date, that rushes to time to come straight to the point, has the room?” 丽人脸色一沉:“既然是相亲,那就赶时间开门见山吧,有房没？” Da Fei said awkwardly: „No, no.” 大飞尴尬道:“没,没有。” „Didn't car(riage) need to ask?” “车就不用问了吧？” Da Fei sighed: „No.” 大飞叹道:“没有。” „How many does moon/month receive?” “月收入多少？” Da Fei coughs: „Does not arrive at 100,000, today is preparing to land a better job.” 大飞干咳一声:“不到10万,今天正准备另谋高就。” „Said specifically?” “说具体点？” Da Fei does not have awkwardly: „3...... 3500......” 大飞尴尬无地:“三……3500……” The beautiful women set out disappointedly: „Sorry, we are inappropriate.” 丽人失望起身:“对不起,我们不合适。” The Da Fei anger pounds on the table to set out suddenly: „wait/etc! You think that I can't afford the car(riage) and room?” 大飞怒拍桌子豁然起身:“等等！你以为我就是买不起车和房吗？” The beautiful women are then startled! 丽人回头一怔！ The Da Fei angry driving gate runs to car, does not return: „The money of my breakfast could not afford —— to help me have!” 大飞气匆匆的开车门跑向车子,头也不回:“我连这顿早饭的钱都买不起了啊——帮我结下！” beautiful woman was furious on the spot: „You......” 丽人气结当场:“你……” Shop boss quickly renders an account: „Beauty, 8 cage steamed stuffed buns, one bowl of beef noodles, altogether 128......” 店老板急忙报账:“美女,八笼包子,一碗牛肉面,一共128块……” beautiful woman was angered to tears: „This anything person, but also eats so many......” 丽人气哭:“这都什么人嘛,还吃那么多……” ...... …… XXX company seeking employment. XXX公司求职现场。 The Da Fei's Audi A8 free approach, causes lining up crowd surprised. although Da Fei comes very early, but cannot think that also has 4 people to come is earlier. 大飞的奥迪A8招摇进场,引起排队人群侧目。虽然大飞来的很早了,但想不到还有四人来的更早。 The situation is grim...... 形势非常严峻啊…… although Da Fei nervous, but the work place like the battlefield, must stand one's ground steadfastly steadily like the old dog! 虽然大飞慌的一匹,但职场如战场,必须岿然不动稳如老狗！ Da Fei calm parking, like a mountain overlooking a deep abyss bearing calm paces to arrive at behind the team to size up the situation. 大飞淡定的停车,如岳临渊气度沉稳的踱步来到队伍后方审时度势。 At this moment , the suit male's appearance hurriedly, and to lining up first to play cell phone Beauty saying: „Beauty, I first comes very early in the morning, was the recruitment makes me set up a conference site to delay, can you let?” 就在这时,又有一西装男急匆匆的出现,并对排队第一玩手机的美女说道:“美女,我一早就第一个来的,是招聘让我去布置了一下会场就耽搁了,你能不能让让？” A that Beauty brow wrinkle: „Good!” 那美女眉头一皱:“好吧！” „Thanks Beauty.” “谢谢美女。” The gentleman who Beauty lines up behind is discontented immediately: „ Beauty, 美女身后排队的男士立刻不满了:“美女, When good person? Helps you, goes to behind me. ” 当好人是吧？成全你,去我后面吧。” Said that pushes to the second position. 说完一把挤到第二的位置。 Beauty gas channel/angrily said: „You?” 美女气道:“你？” Behind that gentleman was also discontented: „Behind!” 后面那名男士也不满了:“后面去！” „Behind!” “后面去！” Then that Beauty was pushed to Da Fei in front. 然后那美女就一路被挤到大飞面前。 Da Fei coldly smiled, claps immediately: „Very good! Your front 4, were enrolled, before you 8 : 00 , must rush to the company personnel office to report!” 大飞冷冷一笑,随即拍拍手:“很好！你们前面四个,都被录取了,你们八点之前必须赶到公司人事处报道！” The people are startled suddenly: „Are you?” 众人猛然一怔:“您是？” That Beauty as if recovers: „Manager, I?” 那美女似乎回过神来:“老总,那我呢？” Da Fei said solemnly: „You go back!” 大飞沉声道:“你回去吧！” Beauty urgently said: „Why? Why?” 美女急道:“凭什么啊？为什么啊？” Da Fei said solemnly: „You do not seem to understand that the culture of our company, you go back to think well......” 大飞沉声道:“你似乎没有理解我们公司的文化啊,你回去好好想想吧……” At this moment, the Da Fei's imposing manner conquers instantaneously is presenting everyone, that 4 people excited immediately bows: „Thanks the manager......” 这一刻,大飞的气势瞬间征服在在场所有人,那四人激动的立刻鞠躬:“谢谢老总……” Then running away of noisy crowd, that Beauty is also turning head of air/Qi walks. 然后一窝蜂的跑走,那美女也是气的扭头就走。 hum hum! All competitors got rid of completely! 哼哼！所有的竞争对手全部干掉了！ Then recruits the conference site to open the door, the Da Fei bearing calm approach, then faces directly the Examiner severe nitpicking vision. 然后招募会场开门,大飞气度从容的进场,然后直面考官严厉挑剔的目光。 Da Fei resume respectful handing over on. 大飞将简历恭敬的递上。 Examiner glance resume, disdained flinging on table: „Your resume is very common.” 考官一瞥简历,不屑的甩在桌子上:“你的简历很一般啊。” Da Fei is calm: „Hero did not ask origin!” 大飞淡定道:“英雄不问出身！” Examiner said proudly: „Right? Gives you five seconds, making me remember you!” 考官傲然道:“是吗？给你五秒钟时间,让我记住你！” Da Fei said startled: „Is this...... not quite good?” 大飞愕然道:“这……不太好吧？” Examiner said solemnly: „Two seconds!” 考官沉声道:“还有两秒！” Da Fei goes forward to grasp Examiner front mineral water ——! Sprinkled a Examiner face! 大飞上前抓起考官面前的矿泉水——啪！洒了考官一脸！ Examiner wiped the face to have a big shock: „Do you do?” 考官抹了抹脸大惊失色:“你干什么？” Da Fei said with a smile: „Remembered me?” 大飞笑道:“记住我了没？” Examiner is angry: „Security!!!” 考官大怒:“保安！！！” ...... …… Regarding Da Fei, UU reads 对于大飞而言,UU看书 www.uukanshu.com Today is one day of failure. 今天又是失败的一天。 Bored frustrated time, the Da Fei association/will thinks that talked with the little elder sister, therefore dialed 1008 X. 无聊失意的时候,大飞总会想到和小姐姐对话,于是拨通1008X。 „Hello! here is Movement overcomes the manual service, what does the mister need to serve?” “您好！这里是移动克服人工服务,请问先生需要什么服务？” Da Fei sighs with emotion: „Overcomes the little elder sister, what do you like eating?” 大飞感慨道:“克服小姐姐,你喜欢吃什么吗？” „Sorry, Mister, we do not provide the service in this aspect......” “对不起,先生,我们不提供这方面的服务……” Da Fei especially thinks that the crying sound choked: „What does little elder sister...... you like drinking?” 大飞特别想哭声音哽咽:“小姐姐……你喜欢喝什么呢？” „Sorry, mister...... mister, you? What has unhappy matter?” “对不起,先生……先生,您？有什么不开心的事吗？” The Da Fei sound choked actually laughs wildly recklessly: „Little elder sister, I told you, I liked Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha ~ ~ ~ ~ Harbin Beer!” 大飞声音哽咽却又肆意狂笑:“小姐姐,我告诉你吧,我喜欢哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~尔滨啤酒！” „Mister, I like Wahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Ha Ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ mineral water!” “先生,我喜欢娃哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~矿泉水！” Da Fei: „Ha Ha Ha Ha ~ ~” 大飞:“哈哈哈哈哈~~” Victory: „Wahahahahaha ~ ~ ~” 克服:“娃哈哈哈哈哈~~~” —— —— —— —— —— —————————— Wrote beyond, main account does not write to be able not to send the enmity prize for a long time. 写了个番外,大号长期不写会不发过节奖品。 Moreover, alternate account new book «Tower Against world» the quick 500,000 character, has been in the splendid stage. 另外,小号新书《塔防世界》已经快50万字了,已经进入精彩阶段了。 The new book returns to the loser class/flow, in brief, I feel level very high...... 新书回归吊丝流,总之,我个人觉得水平很高哈……