GRH :: Volume #8

#1797: Holds the thigh of Queen of Heaven Hera?

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Mermaid starts to prompt: „If wants deep sea fortress level up to be Cancer, the simplest way constructs a Queen of Heaven Hera temple, because after Cancer was initial giant crab fights Zeus illegitimate child Heracles that Queen of Heaven Hera most hated dead in battle, promoted. Naturally, the premise is you must have the construction blueprint of Hera temple, so long as you conscientious diligent will serve for Hera will certainly obtain.” 美人鱼开始提示:“要想把深海堡垒升级为巨蟹座,最简单的办法就是修建一座天后赫拉神殿,因为巨蟹座就是当初的巨蟹大战天后赫拉最痛恨的宙斯私生子赫拉克勒斯战死后提拔的。当然,前提是你要有赫拉神殿的建造图纸,只要你兢兢业业勤勤恳恳的为赫拉服务一定会得到的。” Da Fei saliva spurted! brother wants to eat an egg, do you make brother first cultivate/repair a chicken farm? You special are teasing me! 大飞一口口水喷了！哥就是想吃个鸡蛋,你让哥先修一座养鸡场？你特么是在逗我！ Mermaid continues to prompt: „Moreover, Hera is extremely jealous of Athena, despises daughter-in-law beautiful god Aphrodite that goes off track, does not satisfy Zeus another two children sun god Apollo, Moon Goddess Artemis, looked that Zeus illegitimate child Wine God Dionysus is uncomfortable, in brief, Hera in Olympus God World god reason that is well-known, I think her certainly quite suitable warrior current situation.” 美人鱼继续提示:“而且赫拉非常嫉妒雅典娜,鄙视出轨的儿媳美神阿芙罗狄蒂,也不满意宙斯的另外两个子女太阳神阿波罗,月女神阿尔忒弥斯,更看宙斯的私生子酒神狄俄尼索斯不爽,总之,赫拉在奥林匹斯神界的神缘那是众所周知的,我想她一定比较适合勇士当前的处境。” —— System Notification: You obtained Queen of Heaven Hera information. ——系统提示:您获得了天后赫拉的信息。 Under the Da Fei heart shakes, had/left the information! Da Fei knows certainly that Queen of Heaven Hera story, she is in the Greek mythology can only existence with God King Zeus share power, is prestigious mistress Terminator, the nightmare of illegitimate child, is the loyal wife's model, is pure running water in ethics relations extremely chaotic Greek mythology! 大飞心下一震,又出信息了！大飞当然知道天后赫拉的故事,她是希腊神话中能与神王宙斯分享权力的唯一存在,是威名赫赫的小三终结者,私生子的噩梦,同时也是忠贞妻子的典范,是伦理关系极度混乱的希腊神话中的一股清流！ The brother present situation offended Athena, offended Underworld God, was also difficult to say with the Sea God relations, was opens the piece with Wine God directly, what this Damn was must look for a reliable thigh to hug! brother offended 1/3 in Olympus ten two Main God, Hera offended the larger part, was this standpoint is close? Her white and shiny big white (beautiful) legs does not wait for brother to hug? 哥现在的处境是得罪了雅典娜,得罪了冥神,和海神关系也难说的很,更是直接和酒神开片了,这尼玛的是要找一个靠得住大腿抱抱啊！哥得罪了奥利匹斯十二主神里的三分之一,赫拉得罪了一大半,这是立场接近啊？她的白花花大白（美）腿不就是等着哥去抱的么？ However, remembers that in the beforehand story seems like Hera and Sea God relations are not good? pit brother salt fish such good intention of this in Helen incident gives a brother finger/refers of road? 不过,记得以前的故事中貌似赫拉和海神的关系也不好啊？这条在海伦事件中坑哥一把的咸鱼会这么好心的给哥指路？ Da Fei then probes saying: „Also has other means besides this means?” 大飞便试探道:“除了这个办法还有别的办法吗？” Mermaid nods said resolutely: „Naturally has! Sea God has son named Orion, once showed off itself everywhere is most powerful handsome Hero, this reminded Hera of oneself that useless wife even with the lame Blacksmith son who the person had an affair, will remember oneself that only to give the useless daughter who the gods toasted on the banquet, therefore was jealous from the heart, then sent a poisonous scorpion to assassinate Orion. Sea God sad under is promoted Orion to Orion, Hera of being unsatisfactory then is only poisonous the scorpion to be promoted that to of Scorpio specification higher ecliptic 12 constellations further shames! Therefore, so long as the warrior can defeat Scorpio Monster, then the warrior can let the promotion of giant crab obtain(ed) Sea God, can go a step further Promote(d) Sea God favorable impression.” 美人鱼点点头正色道:“当然有！海神有一个儿子名为俄里翁,曾到处炫耀自己是最强大英俊的英雄,这让赫拉想起了自己那不中用的连老婆都跟人偷情的瘸腿铁匠儿子,又想起自己那只会在酒席上给众神敬酒的不中用女儿,于是妒从心起,便派了一只毒蝎暗杀了俄里翁。海神悲伤之下就把俄里翁晋升为猎户座,大为不满的赫拉便把那只毒蝎晋升为规格更高的黄道十二星座之一天蝎座进一步羞辱！所以,只要勇士能击败一名天蝎座怪物,那么勇士就能让巨蟹获得海神的晋升,同时也能进一步提升海神的好感。” WTF! Hera really offended Sea God, really suits brother to hold her (big) legs! Da Fei also asked: „Other means?” 卧槽！赫拉果然得罪了海神,果然适合哥去抱她（大）腿！大飞又问道:“还有别的办法没有？” Mermaid smiles lightly: „Who knows? Slowly grows in the fight, devour powerful lifeform is corpse(s) also the say/way of promotion? I can only prompt here, the warrior can consider slowly, I mined, considered that told me.” Said that turns around to walk. 美人鱼淡淡一笑:“谁知道呢？慢慢在战斗中成长,吞噬强大生物尸体也不失为晋升之道吧？我只能提示到这里了,勇士可以慢慢考虑,我去采矿了,考虑好了就告诉我。”说完转身就走。 „wait/etc!” Da Fei quickly asked: „From the first two prompts of Sir Overseer, Hera and Sea God are the relations are not good? Only needed to prompt me to strike by your standpoint obviously to kill Scorpio Monster to be OK, why can also tell my Hera's matter?” “等等！”大飞急忙问道:“从督军大人的前两个提示看,赫拉和海神是关系不好吧？以你的立场明明只需要提示我击杀天蝎怪物就可以了,为什么还要告诉我赫拉的事情呢？” Mermaid shakes the head sighs: „One, making you strike to kill Scorpio Monster really and brings death has not distinguished, that did not call the prompt, that called to injure someone. Second, Hera's god position above Sea God, she promotes the constellation to be truly easier than Sea God, this is the fact, the Sea God mind/bosom is equally broad like the sea, naturally not because the private grudges will conceal the facts.” 美人鱼摇头一叹:“一,让你去击杀天蝎座怪物真和送死没有分别,那不叫提示,那叫害人。二,赫拉的神位在海神之上,她晋升星座确实比海神容易,这是事实,海神的胸怀有如大海一样宽广,当然不会因为私怨就隐瞒事实。” Da Fei with astonishment said: „Mind/Bosom and are sea equally broad?” Are you special teasing me? 大飞惊愕道:“胸怀和大海一样宽广？”你特么又在逗我？ Mermaid nods: „Naturally, the mood same will also be subject to changing moods with the sea.” 美人鱼点点头:“当然,心情也会和大海一样喜怒无常。” Good, you convinced brother! However compares in being subject to changing moods Sea God, brother likes hugging loyal vestal virgin Divine Codex model/pattern big white( leg), in the Da Fei heart has the decision faintly. 好吧,你说服哥了！不过相比于一个喜怒无常的海神,哥还是喜欢抱忠贞女神典范的大白(腿),大飞心中已经隐隐有了决定。 Da Fei then asked: „If I do choose Hera? Will Sea God mind?” 大飞便问道:“如果我选择赫拉呢？海神会介意吗？” Mermaid laughed: „Sea God will not mind, but should a little be uncomfortable.” 美人鱼呵呵一笑:“海神不会介意,但是应该会有一点不爽。” Da Fei said ill-humoredly: „Minds and is not feeling well the distinction?” 大飞没好气道:“介意和不爽有分别吗？” Mermaid smiles lightly: „Sea God minded will begin, uncomfortable time firmly not necessarily. However you must make clear your standpoint, as the day of keeping aloof later, is not you chooses Hera, but how to make Hera choose you, you now Fame in Hera temple are ‚disregarding’, you know how you should do?” 美人鱼淡淡一笑:“海神介意的时候会动手,不爽的时候确未必。不过你要搞清楚你的立场,身为高高在上的天后,不是你选择赫拉,而是如何让赫拉选择你,你现在在赫拉神殿中的声望为‘无视’,你知道你该怎么做？” Da Fei circled is a little ignorant: „How to do?” 大飞被绕的有点懵:“怎么做？” Mermaid said resolutely: „Naturally first won this competition, defeated Athena to say again, in brief, for your next effort.” 美人鱼正色道:“当然是先赢得这场比赛,打败雅典娜再说,总之,为你的下一步努力吧。” Looks the background that Mermaid is departing, Da Fei entered the ponder again. However, wait/etc! brother ponders, is this brother trades information with reward artifact? Moreover present did not consider with emphasis what promotes? 望着美人鱼离去的背景,大飞再度进入了沉思。不过,等等！哥沉思个屁啊,这就是哥用一个奖励神器换来的信息？而且现在的重点也不是考虑什么晋升好吧？ Da Fei opens inventory, found this time spoils of war „Champion Cup”, examines Stats again: 大飞打开物品栏,找到了这次的战利品“冠军之杯”,再次查看属性: —— Champion Cup: artifact, cask. Attack + 50, Defense + 50, Magic + 50, Knowledge + 50 special skill: Level 1 Wine God Domain, cask space. equipment slot: inventory. Operation requirements: 30 wisdom. ——冠军之杯:神器,酒桶。攻击,防御,魔力,知识特技:1级酒神领域,酒桶空间。装备位置:物品栏。使用要求:30点智慧。 crap! Needs 30 intelligent true artifact! General professional player possibly plays the game customs official's uniform to being not necessarily have such high wisdom. The place of its great strength does not bring the storage liquor spaces of domains and 500 units, but is his Equipment requests —— inventory! That is so long as placed in the package to be OK, did not take equipment slot! This renovated the cognition of Da Fei to Equipment again. 我勒个去！需要30点智慧的真神器啊！一般的职业玩家可能玩到游戏关服到未必能有这么高的智慧。它的强大之处不是自带领域和500单位的储酒空间,而是他的装备要求——物品栏！就是说只要放在包里就可以了,不占用装备位置啊！这再一次的刷新了大飞对装备的认知。 However, this does artifact need liquor ability to start? Liquor where here comes? To overturning without helping be good? 不过,这神器需要酒才能发动啊？这里哪来的酒？对翻盘毫无帮助好不好？ Then Da Fei starts to examine oneself this riddle general Level. although degrades in game the effect on fighting strength is actually not big, main influence is these „along with Level Promote(d) talent Skill”, as well as affects to meet Quest, but, brother is uncomfortable, brother minded! Especially now Experience cannot obtain(ed), this simply by make the blood boil of pit! 然后大飞又开始查看自己这谜一般的等级。虽然在游戏中降级对战斗力的影响其实不大,主要影响的就是那些“随等级提升的天赋技能”,以及影响接任务,但是,哥非常不爽,哥非常介意！尤其是现在连经验都不能获得了,这简直就是被坑的令人发指！ At this moment, Da Fei remembered , from comes back void, with the Isaac discussion became the topic of another god. Is this Level empties the preparation to transform is the prelude of Titan god? 这一刻,大飞又想起了在从虚空回来的时候,和艾萨克探讨的成了另外一种神的话题。难道这就是自己等级清空准备转化为泰坦神的前奏？ Is thinking, Da Fei friend message made a sound, naturally is Zhou Qing: „Brother Fei!” 正思索间,大飞好友信息响了,当然又是周清:“飞哥！” The next quarter, Zhou Qing information came: „Finally related Brother Fei, Brother Fei was taken into Wine God Domain a moment ago time, I am unable to give the Brother Fei transmitter data.” 下一刻,周清的信息又来了:“终于联系到飞哥了,刚才飞哥被带进酒神领域的时候,我无法给飞哥发送信息。” After all is the cheating domain, shielding various relations are also normal. Da Fei said with a smile: „brother got rid of that Pan, brother was all right.” 毕竟是作弊领域嘛,屏蔽各种外界联系也正常。大飞笑道:“哥干掉了那个潘神,哥没事。” Zhou Qing said pleasantly surprised: „Worthily is Brother Fei! We from the Level ranking discovered that Brother Fei turned into Level 1 suddenly, we scared! The Europe headquarters are cheering the celebration, is waiting for the result of the competition.” 周清惊喜道:“不愧是飞哥！我们从等级排行榜上发现飞哥突然变成1级了,我们都吓坏了！欧盟指挥部正在欢呼庆祝,正在等比赛结果呢。” Da Fei laughed: „That disappointed them, as for Level 1 what, Sweden that Great V wasn't falls Level 1? Has what make a fuss about nothing.” 大飞哈哈一笑:“那就让他们失望了,至于1级什么的,瑞典那个大V不也是降到1级么？有什么大惊小怪的。” Zhou Qing is joyful: „Really good, our Chinese player gave special attention to the Troy tactical situation, what strongly requests live broadcast Troy news, what announcement of does Brother Fei have convenience issue the video or spoils of war one Morale that boosts Chinese Server player? Does not know after Brother Fei killed Pan, a moment ago has drop good thing and so on convenience public? This can break through various opposite side types to discredit to smear the Brother Fei rumor.” 周清欣喜道:“实在太好了,我们中国玩家特别关注特洛伊的战况,强烈要求直播特洛伊的新闻什么的,飞哥有没有方便发布的视频或是战利品什么的公布一下提振一下中国区玩家的士气呢？不知道刚才飞哥杀死潘神后有没有爆出好东西之类的方便公开一下么？这样就可以攻破对方各种抹黑丑化飞哥的谣言了。” The Da Fei whole body shakes! Said , a brother person competes, side including the reporters who pursues pats not to have, the brocaded clothing worn at night low key was used to also even. But the issue is the public opinion right to speak all grasps in opposite side, always discredits the urogenous that by the European and US media to the utmost, they said that brother hit drilling a hole is in chaotic situation is they decides, can this endure? 大飞浑身一震！说的也是啊,哥一个人出赛,旁边连一个追拍的记者都没有,锦衣夜行的低调惯了也就算了。但问题是舆论话语权全掌握对方手里,以欧美媒体一贯极尽抹黑的尿性,他们说哥被打的钻洞鸡飞狗跳都是他们说了算,这能忍？ The issue is, brother has not recorded the video. As for the spoils of war, this was 30 intelligent true artifact, announced that will destroy the ordinary players three views, making them lose continues to play the game power to be good? This thing convenience announcement? 问题是,哥就是没有录视频啊。至于刚才的战利品,这可是30点智慧的真神器,公布出去会毁灭普通玩家的三观,让他们失去继续玩游戏的动力好不好？这种东西方便公布？ Convenient! brother irritates these Europe men! Da Fei replies immediately: „Good, waits for brother to make picture processing! First, you noticed that do not scare.” 方便！哥气死那些欧盟佬！大飞立刻回复:“好,等哥做一下图片处理！首先,你们自己看到不要吓坏哈。” Zhou Qing great happiness: „Good Brother Fei! Follows Brother Fei to mix, we see what that are anything!” 周清大喜:“好的飞哥！跟着飞哥混,我们看到什么那就是什么！” Da Fei also laughed loudly: „brother makes you look that the mosaic you don't mind?” 大飞也哈哈大笑:“哥让你们看马赛克你们不介意吧？” „Brother Fei will really crack a joke.” “飞哥真会开玩笑。” Thereupon, Da Fei gets down the artifact Stats screenshot, then with edition picture tool essential „30 wisdom” and „cask space” Stats all cancels, this type not only can keep secret, and can play the attack enemy Morale result, why not. 于是乎,大飞就将神器的属性截图下来,然后在用编辑图片工具将关键的“30点智慧”和“酒桶空间”的属性全抹去,这种既能保密,又能起到打击敌军士气的结果,何乐而不为。 When Da Fei issues Zhou Qing the picture, Zhou Qing calm cannot calling out in alarm: „Oh, Equipment in inventory artifact!” 当大飞把图片发给周清时,周清还是淡定不能的惊叫:“天哪,装备在物品栏的神器！” Da Fei laughed loudly: „Cannot be calm to you who you greet, if made the Europe team see, they estimated that can explode!” 大飞哈哈大笑:“连给你打了招呼的你都不能淡定,要是让欧盟队看见了,他们估计会炸！” Zhou Qing said excitedly: „That is must explode the space! Right, I reminded Brother Fei again, since Greek player were defeated, then the tactic of Europe team monitored 24 hours a day, died of suffocation Brother Fei in this lava cave, so long as a Brother Fei hole opened fire, Brother Fei was certainly careful.” 周清激动道:“那是要炸天上啊！对了,那我再提醒一下飞哥,既然希腊玩家失败了,那么欧盟队的战术就是全天候24小时监控,把飞哥堵死在这个熔洞里,只要飞哥一出洞就开炮,飞哥一定要小心。” Da Fei is astonished saying: „How long stops up?” 大飞讶道:“堵多久？” „Stopped up to the competition finished by the tie, was stops up for three days!” “堵到比赛以平局结束,也就是堵三天！” Damn! Da Fei urgently said: „Does the brother busy person, who special have free time to accompany them to stop up for three days?” 我擦！大飞急道:“哥多忙的人,谁特么有空陪他们堵三天？” Zhou Qing does not know whether to laugh or cry: „Originally we expected that Brother Fei can constrain Britain Noah's Ark in Dungeon as far as possible, finally their tactics also constrain Brother Fei with Noah's Ark in Dungeon, we do not know that actually who owes who gained.” 周清哭笑不得:“本来我们期望飞哥能尽量在副本里拖住英国的诺亚方舟,结果他们的战术也是用诺亚方舟在副本里拖住飞哥,我们都不知道究竟谁亏谁赚了。” WTF! great minds think alike? However brother clone, brother has Pandora that can the remote, can they compare with brother? Da Fei calm smiles: „Might as well, brother also was a little in any case tired for several days, accompanies them to tow, rests while convenient.” 卧槽！英雄所见略同？不过哥有分身,哥有能远程遥控的潘多拉,他们能和哥比？大飞淡定的一笑:“无妨,反正哥这些天也有点累,就陪他们拖拖,顺便休息一下。” Zhou Qing said with a smile: „That only then put in great inconvenience to Brother Fei, I announced this picture.” 周清笑道:“那就只有委屈一下飞哥了,我去公布这张图片了。”
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