GRH :: Volume #5

#905: The Beauty expert receives the little brother


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The Sister Hong beauty salon, just opened the door. Da Fei hasty on toward the chair shouts high: Little Hong, has a haircut, comes the most very moistest hairstyle!” 虹姐发廊,刚刚开门。大飞急冲冲的往椅子上一座高喊道:“小虹,剃头,来个最酷最潮的发型!” A colorful makeup eldest sister from backstage surprised walks to look: Is Xiao Fei? For a long time does not see! You do not have the making a mistake time, the present is in the morning!” 一艳妆大姐从后台惊讶的走出来一看:“是小飞啊?好久不见啊!你没搞错时间吧,现在是早上!” crap! Not morning returns in the evening? Da Fei said ill-humoredly: Is authentic haircut, makes the best use of the time to hurry!” 我勒个去!不早上还晚上么?大飞没好气道:“是正宗的剃头,抓紧时间赶紧的!” Colorful makeup eldest sister said with a smile: Yo! Must be attractive to women, now moistest coolest hairstyle was the shovel of punk wind was blue, shaved completely the half hair on ear, right, was Anti-Japan Drama «Brother Fei Big Hero 3» in that Brother Fei hairstyle —— 艳妆大姐笑道:“哟!是要走桃花运了啊,现在最潮最酷的发型的就是朋克风的铲青了,就是把耳朵上的半边头发全部剃掉,对了,也就是抗日神剧飞哥英雄三》里的那个飞哥的发型—— Da Fei saliva spurted! 大飞一口口水喷了! Sister Hong said with a smile: Pop star Tang Tsz-kei, Vi, the Piltover Enforcer is this hairstyle...” 虹姐笑道:“还有流行歌星邓紫棋啊,皮城执法官蔚啊都是这个发型。。。” Da Fei quickly beckons with the hand: ok ok ok, this hairstyle!” 大飞急忙摆摆手:“行行行,就这个发型!” Sister Hong said with a smile: By the Xiao Fei facial features, shaves right to shovel, right, what Xiao Fei that was type? The girls of different personality to the hairstyle request are also different.” 虹姐笑道:“以小飞的脸型,就剃个右边铲吧,对了,小飞的那个是什么类型的?不同性格的女孩对发型的要求也是不一样的啊。” Da Fei pain in the ass said: This, probably what character has, makes white, rich and beautiful to look pleasing to the eyes.” 大飞不由蛋疼道:“这个,好像什么性格都有啊,就弄个白富美能看的顺眼的吧。” Sister Hong said with a smile: Also in real list rich woman! Without the issue, the rich women want to look for one maturely steady!” 虹姐笑道:“还真榜上富婆了哈!没问题,富婆都希望找一个成熟稳重点的!” Da Fei tsked: Is, said seems like the rich woman is the same.” 大飞切了一声:“是不是哦,说的好像自己就是富婆一样。” Sister Hong asked firmly quietly: Right, driver little Liu of wholesale department had a haircut on that day, said in you lottery ticket, but also introduced that the younger sister knew to the vice-presidents of Shen Ning group, was?” 虹姐确悄声问道:“对了,那天批发部的司机小刘过来剃头,说你中了彩票,还介绍妹子给申宁集团的副总认识,是不是啊?” The Da Fei complexion changes: Puts especially fart! I introduced that knew to the vice-president especially!” Immediately coughs: But, lottery ticket truly is small, did right by I to buy ten years of lottery ticket.” 大飞脸色一变:“放特么的屁!我介绍特么给副总认识!”随即干咳一声:“不过,彩票确实小中一把,也对得起我买十年彩票了。” Sister Hong said in shock: really won? How many?” 虹姐惊道:“还真中了啊?多少?” Da Fei shakes the head said with a smile: Hundreds of thousands, bought the suite downpayment to be insufficient.” 大飞摇头笑道:“十几万而已了,买套房的首付都不够。” Sister Hong tsked: impossible! By your pretend to be poor morality, on several million mouths won't be able to bear?” 虹姐切了一声:“不可能!以你这装穷德性,不中个几百万嘴巴上会忍得住?” Da Fei said ill-humoredly: Isn't pretend to be poor is really poor good? How many million in you show me? Said compares to sing simple.” 大飞没好气道:“不是装穷是真穷好吧?几百万你中给我看看?说得比唱的都简单。” Sister Hong shakes the head smiles: What man is really poor, what man is pretend to be poor, my eyes can see through!” 虹姐摇头一笑:“什么男人是真穷,什么样的男人是装穷,我一眼都能看穿!” Da Fei does not know whether to laugh or cry: „Was I seen through by Sister Hong?” 大飞哭笑不得:“我又被虹姐看穿了?” Sister Hong said resolutely: You think that I to do what? To be honest, two months do not see, your energy was completely different, maintained this makings to be good, could not understand your little miss is not worth pursuing.” 虹姐正色道:“你以为我是干什么的?说实话,两个多月不见,你底气完全不同了,就保持住这个气质就行了,看不懂你的小姑娘不值得你去追。” Da Fei pain in the ass: hey hey hey, I really do not have several million, let alone that is unreliably good, I have the energy of yarn.” 大飞蛋碎一地:“喂喂喂,我真没中几百万啊,别说的那个玄好不好,我有个毛线的底气啊。” Sister Hong said with a smile: Breaking wind sound changed the sound! What isn't this energy is? Before changing into, you dare very early in the morning knocks at the door to try?” 虹姐笑道:“放屁声音变响了!这不是底气是什么?换成以前,你敢大清早的来叫门试试?” Da Fei does not know whether to laugh or cry: That is really has the urgent matter to be good, yeah, cannot bear your women, too hen.” 大飞哭笑不得:“那是真有急事好吧,哎,受不了你们这些女人,太鸡婆了。” I am the hen.” “我本来就是鸡婆。” After one hour of chatting of washes the scissors blow, a brand-new Da Fei roasting comes. This flash, Da Fei felt oneself did not know himself, this Damn, was too graceful, this was cheats simply! 在一个多小时的说说笑笑洗剪吹之后,一个全新的大飞烘烤出炉。这一瞬间,大飞都感觉自己都不认识自己了,这尼玛的,太帅了,这简直就是作弊啊! Sister Hong said with a smile: Graceful! Is making Republic of China Fan's white suit with vest that one set of Swallow Li San Brother Fei puts on, in addition small circle frame sunglasses were more graceful!” 虹姐笑道:“帅!在弄一套燕子李三飞哥穿的民国范的白西装带马甲,外加一副小圆框墨镜就更帅了!” —— Ah pu! Can not propose Brother Fei these two characters? brother hear of trembling of! ——啊噗!能不提飞哥这两个字么?听的寒颤! Da Fei touched light light cool right brain bucket bitterly smiled and said: „Can this going out be hit?” 大飞摸了摸光光凉飕飕的右脑勺苦笑道:“这种出门会不会被打?” Sister Hong said ill-humoredly: „It is not shamate, who will hit you? 100 Yuan! Hurries, the elder sister has not had the breakfast!” 虹姐没好气道:“又不是杀马特,谁会打你?100元!赶紧的,姐还没吃早饭!” Da Fei extracts one pack of big bills to smile conveniently proudly: Tip, did not need to look!” 大飞随手抽出一叠大钞傲然一笑:“小费,不用找了!” Sister Hong ill-humored only extracts one coldly said: Yo? Do two change dare acting cool before the elder sister, to believe elder sister minutes/shares to teach you to turn over a new leaf?” 虹姐没好气的只抽出一张冷冷道:“哟?有俩小钱都敢在姐面前装逼了,信不信姐分分教你重新做人?” Da Fei instigates immediately quickly greets with a smile: Cracking a joke, that Sister Hong is slowly busy!” 大飞立刻怂了急忙陪笑:“开个玩笑,那虹姐慢慢忙!” A Sister Hong foot tramples Da Fei goes out: Makings of reaching an agreement! Do not instigate!” 虹姐一脚将大飞踹出门:“说好的气质!别怂!” yes, yes, yes, makings makings...” 是是是,气质气质。。。” Da Fei goes to the clothing store to buy one set of white suit with vest immediately, went to the optical shop to buy small circle frame sunglasses, tossing about after quite a while, returned to the dormitory is 10 : 00 am, Da Fei hurried hands-on. 大飞立刻又去服装店买了一套白西装带马甲,又去眼镜店买了一副小圆框墨镜,折腾半天后回到宿舍已经是上午10点了,大飞急忙上机。 At this time fleet is well was close to Giant Crab Sea , meanwhile row of system leaves a message: 此时舰队平安无事接近了巨蟹海,同时还有一排系统留言: —— System Notification: You surpass for 8 days in the ocean navigation time, you surpass for 5 days in the special sea area navigation time, you and your team Hero obtain(ed) God Level Voyager Skill sailing training extra Experience + 70,000, your team extra obtain(ed) growth potential! ——系统提示:您在海上航行时间超过八天,你在特殊海域航行时间超过五天,您和您的团队英雄获得神级航海家技能航海训练”的额外经验+7万,您的队伍额外获得成长潜力! The Da Fei brow jumps, is Voyager adds the Experience prompt! At that time brother wandered in the Europe divine punishment Inferno river, every day counted on that this earned a living. Then, this Underworld Sea although environment bad risk degree is inferior to the Inferno flame river, but the good and evil also fought so many wars, the exercise effect on troop is also the no small matter? 大飞眉头一跳,是久违的航海家经验提示!那时欧盟神罚地狱河里漂流,每天就指望个这个过活呢。说起来,这冥海虽然环境凶险程度不如地狱炎河,但好歹也打了那么多仗,对部队的锻炼作用也是非同小可吧? Da Fei quickly turns looks for the news record, found in Underworld Sea 3rd day , is the new day of Voyager reward record after Seirḗn Siren war. As expected, all rolls obtain(ed) extra reward 1,100,000! Arrived has fought Experience. 大飞急忙翻找消息记录,找到了在冥海的第三天,也就是和塞壬海妖大战后的新一天的航海家奖励记录。不出所料,全团获得额外奖励110万!抵的过大战一场的经验了。 That is, has this God Level Voyager Skill, oneself are not slow in marine obtain(ed) Experience Speed, do not say can also the Promote(d) troop advance potential. According to words that this progress gets down, fleet, if detours from North Pole, god knows will have big Promote(d) to troop? 就是说,有这神级航海家技能在,自己在海上获得经验速度根本就不慢,更不要说还能提升部队进阶潜力。照这个进度下去的话,舰队要是从北极绕道,天知道会对部队有多大的提升 That anything did not say that before the war remaining various Forest Hunter on the ship trains the become a God archer entirely. 那就啥都不说了,趁大战之前将船上剩下的各种丛林猎手统统培训成神箭手。 ...... 。。。。。。 At this time, Man-eating Flying Fish Sea, as huge flying fish in golden spider web stops struggling, this lasted two days night, a about 5 hours of campaign eventually formally ended, in the trim sea level liked the snowflake to float completely corpse(s) of flying fish, on three drag nets was becomes above thousand innumerable flying fish corpse(s). 此时,食人飞鱼海,随着金色蛛网中的巨大飞鱼停止挣扎,这场历时两天一夜,将近五个小时战役终于正式结束,整片海面上有如雪花般漂满了飞鱼的尸体,三张拖网上更是成千上方数不清的飞鱼尸体 —— System Notification: The fight ended! Your team obtain(ed) Experience + 23 150,000! Your team success capture Flying Fish King, obtain(ed) marine products „the egg of flying fish, obtain(ed) Rank A Equipment cloak „the wing of flying fish ——系统提示:战斗结束!您的团队获得经验15万!您的团队成功的捕获飞鱼之王,获得海产“飞鱼之卵”,获得A级装备披风“飞鱼之翼” × 8, obtain(ed) flying fish marine products 2315 units! ,获得飞鱼海产2315单位! —— System Notification: Congratulations, your team is on world first team that completes this/should region to conquer, obtain(ed) achievement «Flying fish Sea Vanquisher», army damage + 1, HP + 2, Free Stat Point + 10, Hero individual HP + 100. ——系统提示:恭喜您,您的团队世界上第一个完成该区域征服的团队,获得成就《飞鱼海征服者》,全军伤害,生命,自由属性点,英雄个人生命 —— region channel: The Man-eating Flying Fish Sea region was conquered by player, gets down the primary field scenery to renovate 12 months later, invited other player attention refresh times. ——区域频道:食人飞鱼海区域被玩家征服,下一次场景刷新在12个月以后,请其他玩家注意刷新时间。 Finished, this nearly endless slaughtering eventually ended, level up golden light is all rolling on player to sway again and again! 结束了,这一场近乎无尽的杀戮终于结束了,升级金光在全团玩家头上连连挥洒! However everyone cheers without enough time, everyone earliest possible time released this to suppress 5 hours of inventory in the restroom. In later period of fight, even if bought the soy sauce the Seven Seas Overlord 4 people to roll still polished complete Bolt ammunition in the artillery cabin. This campaign lasting was above everyone's imagination difficultly. 但是大家来不及欢呼,大家第一时间就是在去厕所释放这憋了五个小时的存货。在战斗的后期,即便是来打酱油的七海霸主四人团也在炮舱中打光了全部的弩箭弹药。这场战役的持久艰难超乎了大家的想象。 After everyone takes place again, Hundred Flowers Kill worn out shouted propaganda in the team channel: Congratulates everyone raised to Level 50! Thank everyone's coordination, everyone was laborious, now our cabin packed precious marine products of more than 2000 units, this was the money, we towed to approaching harbor sold out a cent of money.” 在大家再度就位以后,百花杀有气无力的在团队频道喊话:“恭喜大家都升到了50级!感谢大家的配合,大家辛苦了,现在我们船舱装满了两千多单位的珍贵海产,这又是一大笔钱,我们拖到临近的海港卖掉分钱吧。” Seven Seas Overlord said excitedly: Good! Thanks the Beauty expert, we start off immediately!” 七海霸主激动道:“好!谢谢美女高手,我们马上上路!” Magic Jelly said with a smile: Expert elder sister, your ships are so slow, where the next stand goes to? Or do we continue the following expert elder sister to mix?” 魔力果冻笑道:“高手姐姐,你们的船这么慢,下一站是去哪里啊?要不我们继续跟着高手姐姐混?” The cold snow glacier and Lonely Frog of getting to know the benefits of approve of immediately: Good, makes us continue to give the Beauty expert to pull a cart.” 尝到甜头的冷雪冰河和寂寞青蛙立刻赞同:“不错,就让我们继续给美女高手拉车吧。” Hundred Flowers Kill laughed: „Very far! Must go to that side Dwarf!” 百花杀哈哈一笑:“很远哟!要去矮人那边哟!” Seven Seas Overlord laughed loudly: Is good, what this are many are the time and Beauty expert exchanges, everyone said that is?” 七海霸主哈哈大笑:“远才好啊,这样才多的是时间和美女高手交流啊,大家说是不是?” Yes!” “是啊是啊!” Hundred Flowers Kill said with a smile: Good, no matter the gale rough seas, the midway does not permit to withdraw from!” 百花杀笑道:“好,不管是狂风大浪,中途不准退出哈!” The people laugh: With deciding Elder Sister Beauty!” 众人大笑:“跟定美女姐姐了!” At this moment, Dawei is tired silly, sat in the deck directly AFK sleeps. Dawei yesterday evening was the night, then in the morning the in addition present 5 hours ultra engaged in fierce battle to surpass the limit of average man intensely. 此时此刻,大伟已经累傻了,直接一屁股坐在甲板上挂机睡觉去了。大伟昨天晚上就是通宵,然后早上外加现在的五小时超激烈鏖战已经超越了常人的极限了。 Hundred Flowers Kill to praise sighed: Luckily this expert, otherwise our ammunition are really insufficient, this battle I thought that his white light flashed three times, it is estimated that is his tracing arrow Skill skilled Promote(d) Level 3, later will be stronger.” 百花杀不由的赞叹道:“幸亏还有这个高手啊,不然我们的弹药还真不够用,这一仗我看他身上的白光闪了三次,估计是他的追踪箭技能的熟练度又提升3级,以后会更强了吧。” Beautiful Smile knits the brows: „The difficulty of this scene high does not make sense, is not a little right?” 嫣然一笑皱眉道:“这场景的难度高的不像话,是不是有点不对劲?” Hundred Flowers Kill sighed: Asks Captain.” 百花杀叹道:“还是问问船长吧。” At this time, Spielberg is starting the hanging bracket to enter the fish hold the marine products pile of big net full of energy, facing Hundred Flowers Kill question said with a smile: Not? Haven't you known the Dragoon Merchant Guild history as the member?” 此时,斯皮尔伯格正精神抖擞启动吊架将大网的海产堆进鱼舱,面对百花杀的疑问不由笑道:“不是吧?难道你们身为会员还不知道龙骑兵商会的历史?” Hundred Flowers Kill and Beautiful Smile is startled: What history?” 百花杀嫣然一笑不由的一怔:“什么历史啊?” Spielberg shakes the head to smile to sigh: Sea God Curse! So long as this Curse, that is the perils of the sea are many, the sea monster are many! Actually, I as Human am not very clear, you go back to ask the insider to ask. At least this time looks like, the sea monster many are not the misdemeanor, therefore the warrior, I believes that your abilities, later has any good suggestion to raise although!” 斯皮尔伯格摇头笑叹道:“海神诅咒啊!只要中了这个诅咒,那就是海难多,海怪多!其实,我身为人类也不是很清楚,你们还是回去找知情人问问吧。至少这次看来,海怪多不是坏事,所以勇士,我相信你们的能力了,以后有什么好的建议尽管提出来!” Hundred Flowers Kill and Beautiful Smile shock at the scene: Sea God Curse? Originally this does Da Fei's attractive under actually have so unknown feeling sad?” 百花杀嫣然一笑震惊当场:“海神诅咒?原来这个大飞的光鲜下面竟然有着如此不为人知的心酸?” Hundred Flowers Kill recovers immediately: Feels sad! Is delivers Experience to be good completely! It seems like we really must try hard, took advantage that this opportunity goes north to sweep along the way all Dungeon scenes.” 百花杀立刻回过神来:“心酸个屁啊!完全是送经验好吧!看来我们真得努力了,就趁这次机会一路北上扫荡掉沿途所有的副本场景吧。” Beautiful Smile nods: Good, waits to process this marine product, this time many buy blue potion and ammunition...” 嫣然一笑点点头:“好,等处理掉这匹海货,这次多买点蓝药水弹药。。。” Hundred Flowers Kill said with a smile: Right, the egg of this flying fish what to do? Turns in Guild? Do we sell out in private? Do old rule our these people sell out a cent of money?” 百花杀笑道:“对了,这个飞鱼之卵怎么办啊?上缴公会?还是我们私下卖掉?还是老规矩我们这几个人卖掉分钱?” Beautiful Smile smiles lightly: Smart person should know how to do.” 嫣然一笑淡淡一笑:“聪明人应该知道怎么做。” Hundred Flowers Kill smiles to sigh: Issue is, I saw money will become stupid...” 百花杀笑叹道:“问题是,我一见到钱就会变笨啊。。。” ( Asked monthly ticket, recommended ticket!!!) (求月票,推荐票!!!)
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