SomeShendongNormal Universityfemale studentdormitory.申东师范大学某女生宿舍。Variouscosmeticsornaments when Xiao Fanglaughed loudlyis smudging the roommatewinter vacationgoes hometo leave behindtoward the Xiao Lifaceon, andsaidself-satisfied: „Thismattercalled the public relations, onlinemaleplayerwas easiestto swallow the bait, theydid not care aboutyourschool record, did not care aboutyourbackground, did not care aboutyouto haveseveralboyfriends, only the requestwasBeautyon the line, will playgameBeautyto be better! Thisrequesthow, ifyourotakuis unable to take, howlater a societypossiblytakesthesenet worthoverhundred millionto read the femaleinnumerablebigrich and powerful people, thisis the lifeis informed and experienced——”小芳哈哈大笑着往小丽脸上涂抹舍友寒假回家时留下的各种化妆品装饰品,并洋洋自得道:“这种事情就叫公关,网上的男玩家是最容易上钩的了,他们不在乎你的学历,不在乎你的背景,不在乎你有几个男友,只要求是一个美女就行,会玩游戏的美女就更好了!这要求何其底下啊,如果说你连一个宅男都无法拿下,以后出社会又怎么可能拿下那些身家过亿阅女无数的大富豪呢,这就是人生历练啊——”Xiao Liurgentlysaid: „Whomusttake the bigrich and powerful people! Is the non-videogood? What to doifrecognized?”小丽急道:“谁要拿下大富豪啊!不视频行不行?要是认出来了怎么办?”Xiao Fangsaid with a laugh: „Thisman, meetsFemale playerto visit, the firstmattersuspected that opposite sideis a transvestite, thereforeneedsplease video, relax, the woman, threepoints of appearancesevenpointsputs on make-up, so long asIhang looseagainyourhair, justblocks fromabout you cheeks, is completely anotherperson, will not be recognized, right, youare wearingthislowcorsage, the vision of manwill be attracted, not easyrecognizedyouto come!”小芳呵呵笑道:“这个男人啊,一遇到女玩家上门,第一件事就是怀疑对方是不是人妖,所以必须要求视频,放心吧,女人嘛,三分长相七分化妆,只要我再把你的头发披散下来,刚好遮住你左右脸颊,完全就是另一个人了,不会被认出来的,对了,你在把这件低胸衣穿上,男人的目光就会被吸引到下面了,更不容易认出你来了!”Xiao Lihurriesto shake the head saying: „Iquitefeared that Xiao Fang, are yougood?”小丽慌忙摇头道:“我好怕啊,小芳,还是你来好不好?”Xiao Fangurgentlysaid: „Do not movedo not move! The powdermustfall! Inaturallywasincorrect, myfacial featurewas too obvious, was notthousandchangesBeautylikeyoucompletely, saidagain, the elder sisterwasChinese ServerfirstfemaleLord, howcaneasilywith the personvideo? In brief, thismatterinvolvestohundreds of thousandsUSDbonusesbigtransaction, relates to the latercooperation, takes a broad view at the spaceunderground, had no businessobtain(ed)benefitto wantcompared with the price that thisactionneedsto payagainslightly, youhad a look atthatseveralmiserable part-time car model in Chinese departmentto know that in brief, youmusthandle! Is willingto swallow the baitishismatter, is willingto betray the appearanceisyourmatter...”小芳急道:“别动别动!粉要掉了!我当然是不行的了,我的脸部特征太明显了,不像你完全就是千变美女,再说了,姐身为中国区第一女领主,怎么能轻易和人视频?总之,这种事情可是涉及到十几万美元奖金的大买卖,又关系到以后的合作,放眼天上地下,再也没有什么业务获得的利益比这次行动需要付出的代价要小了,你看看中文系里的那几个苦逼兼职车模就知道咯,总之,你一定要办好咯!愿不愿意上钩是他的事,愿不愿意出卖色相就是你的事了。。。”Aftertossing aboutsmallfor quite a while, in a minute/share of falling hair, wears the pansyclip, the neckwears the lacelace, lowcheststraplessbeautifully makes upnon-mainstreamBeautyvividly!
在折腾了小半天后,一个中分披发,头戴蝴蝶花夹,颈戴蕾丝花边,低胸露肩浓妆艳抹非主流美女跃然而出!Xiao Liwails saying: „Oh! Whothisis, ifmakes the acquaintancesee that Imight as welldieto consider as finished!”小丽哀嚎道:“天哪!这是个谁啊,要是让熟人看到我不如死掉算了!”Xiao Fangsaid with a loud laugh: „Wantedisthiseffect, Icanguarantee that even the acquaintancedid not recognizeyouto come! Ok, the latest news, Da FeienteredErlowin cityTavern, hurries, transmitsSet off!”小芳哈哈大笑道:“要的就是这个效果,我敢保证就算是熟人也认不出你来了!好了,最新消息,大飞进了艾罗琳城的酒馆,赶紧的,传送出发!”
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。。。。。。At this time, Da Fei and Coltranefamily membersdrink to heart's content, discussesreallyhappy!
此时,大飞与科尔特纳家老小痛饮,相谈甚欢!Coltrane Jr.said: „Guild Master, the Merchant Guildlong-standing abusefor a long time, the bigsicknessneeds the potent drug, regarding the revival of Merchant Guild, Ithought that the longpainis inferior to the shortpain, Ihave a boldsuggestion, does not know whether Guild Mastercan accept?”小科尔特纳道:“会长,商会积弊已久,大病需猛药,对于商会的复兴,我觉得长痛不如短痛,我有一个大胆的建议,不知会长能否采纳?”rewardtook, Da Fei must have a look atrareUnitsStorm Druidanxiously, but must go to the Rangerguild, but must look forMarkal, was busybusily, wherelistened tohimto be chatty?奖励都拿完了,大飞还要急着去看看稀有兵种暴风德鲁伊,还要去游侠行会,还要去找马卡尔,忙都忙死了,哪有空听他唧唧歪歪?
The Da Feibig handwields: „Is boldly good! Ibelieveyou! Youlook at the officeaccording toyouridea!”大飞大手一挥:“大胆才好!我相信你!你就按自己的想法看着办吧!”Coltrane Jr.is happy: „Many thanks the Guild Mastertrust, such being the case, Ialsohad no interest in drink, Iunder the preparationplannedimmediately!”小科尔特纳喜道:“多谢会长信任,既然如此,我也无心喝酒了,我马上去准备下规划!”Coltrane Sr.is happy: „Then the appearance of clerk, laterIcancare for the agedlikelysafely, ifhasneedsto use my the place of old bones, help that Iexhaust certainly ability!”老科尔特纳喜道:“这才像个干事的样子啊,以后我就可以安心养老了,不过如果有需要用的着我这把老骨头的地方,我一定竭尽所能的帮忙!”Da Feilaughed loudly: „After that everyonelooked aftermuch!”大飞哈哈大笑:“那以后大家多多关照了!”„Cheers!”
“干杯!”„Does!”
“干!”
The banquetguests and hostsdepart after having a wonderful time, going downstairs of Da Feiself-satisfiedanxioushasty, justarrived at the stairway, oneline of System Notificationjumped!
宴席宾主尽欢而散,大飞志得意满急忙忙的下楼,刚到楼梯口,一行系统提示跳了出来!——System Notification: player„Harem Beauty”hopesadd you as a friend, agreed?——系统提示:玩家“后宫佳丽”希望加你好友,请问是否同意?WTF! As a celebrity, the matter that mostpuzzlesis the paparazziteamtracks, nextisbeggarplayerasks for money, in was thisbewilderedadd friend, wasburdensome! Da Feilooked that did not look the directforkfalls!卧槽!身为一个名人,最困扰的事情就是狗仔队跟踪,其次是叫花子玩家要钱,在然后就是这种莫名其妙的加好友了,正是不胜其烦啊!大飞看都不看直接叉掉!
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。。。。。。At this time, with great difficultyhas the hugecourage, andprepares for the videopsychologyto clench jawsXiao Li, as ifonebarrel of cold wateroverheadssprinkle!
此时,好不容易鼓起巨大的勇气,并做好视频心理准备咬牙切齿中的小丽,仿佛一桶冷水当头泼下!
Is this whatfeeling? Thisisonecrowd of fuck your motherin the hearthowls, butfeeling! Do oneselflook down upontheseshowposturesto make the behavior of head? The resultis one's turnowntimeshowpostureto make the opportunity of headnot to give!
这是神马感觉?这是一群草泥马在芳心中呼啸而过的感觉!自己瞧不起那些骚姿弄首的行为是吧?结果轮到自己的时候连骚姿弄首的机会都不让给!Xiao Liurgentlysaid: „Howcanlike this! Was resistedby the second!”小丽急道:“怎么会这样!被秒拒了啊!”Xiao Fangurgentlysaid: „Thisrubbish! Othersthistypeson the streetmustnot be known the celebrity who dailymanypeoplesurround, does not know many peoplemustrushhisfriend, youthink that add friendis such simplematter——hurriesto followseriously! Mustadd tohim! No matterwithwhatmeans! Copes with his typenot to have the lower limitunchastedregsmalealso to not have the attraction of moral integritynolower limithisattention!”小芳急道:“这不废话么!人家这种走在街上天天都要被不知多少人围观的名人,不知有多少人要抢着加他好友,你以为加好友当真是这么简单的事啊——赶紧跟上!一定要加到他!不管用什么办法!对付他这种无下限无节操的渣男也必须要无节操无下限的吸引他的注意!”Xiao Liis at the scene scared: „Whatabilitycalledwithout the lower limit?”小丽当场傻眼:“什么才能叫无下限啊?”Xiao Fangstamps one's footsaid: „Whatnowin the network do most populara few wordscallto come? XXX! Imusthave a childtoyou!!!”小芳跳脚道:“现在网络上最流行的一句话叫什么来着?XXX!我要给你生孩子!!!”Xiao Lispurtedat the scene: „Ikilleddid not say!”小丽当场喷了:“我打死也不说!”Xiao Fangangrily said: „Said that will not be pregnant! Your——hurries, the personmustrun!”小芳怒道:“说一句又不会怀孕!你——赶紧的,人要跑了啊!”
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。。。。。。Da Feiarrived atDruidGuild, the entranceserversaluted saying: „Is Mr.Da Feirecruitsspecialtroop? SirMayorhas hadexplaining, hereinvited!”大飞来到了德鲁伊公会,门口的服务生行礼道:“大飞先生是来招募特殊部队吗?市长大人有过交待,这边请!”Da Feilaughed loudly: „thank you for your troublethank you for your trouble!”大飞哈哈大笑:“有劳有劳!”——System Notification: player„Harem Beauty”hopesadd you as a friend, agreed?——系统提示:玩家“后宫佳丽”希望加你好友,请问是否同意?WTF! Is bothersome, do not obstruct the eye of brother, the forkfalls!卧槽!烦不烦,不要碍哥的眼,叉掉!
The Da Feifollowingserverarrives at the backyard of guild, sawoneto insert the goldeneaglefeatherto weargold/metalgreenmagic robe, named„stormMasterRungner”NPCDruid.大飞跟着服务生来到行会的后院,就看见了一个头插金色鹰羽身披金绿法袍,名叫“暴风大师隆格纳”的NPC德鲁伊。Rungnerwithsharphigh and lowscannedDa Feionelike the vision of falcon, is quite disgruntled: „Is inconceivable, myDruidsharpesttroopwill makeHumandirect, althoughthisis the meaning of Mayor, althoughyoualsohasslight reputationinthis citythinly, butIhow, regardless to be also hardto accept!”隆格纳用锐利有如鹰隼的目光上下扫描了大飞一眼,颇不悦道:“难以想象,我德鲁伊最精锐的部队会让一个人类指挥,虽然这是市长的意思,虽然你在本市也薄有微名,但我无论如何也难以接受!”WTF! How is thistemperament same as thatRangerGuild MasterGilraen? HoweverothersareHero, youare onlybirdwool, do youentrainentraining of wool? Right! Do whythesetwopeopleentrain? Thisis the matter that Mayorpersonallyordered, whentheirthesesubordinatewhyto feel embarrassedme? Aren't the words that hey hey, SirMayor, youspokepowerful?卧槽!怎么这脾气和那个游侠会长吉尔里恩一样?不过人家是英雄,你只是一个鸟毛,你拽毛的拽?对了!为毛这两个人都那么拽啊?这可是市长亲自下令的事情,他们这些当下级的凭什么为难我啊?喂喂,市长大人,你说的话不给力啊?Da Feinowislong of meeting, isHero of thiscity, the rack big temperamentwas also big, when is was not newly-arrivedinitiallycancompareearly, do not say that now the matteris busy, islazywithhisbullshit!大飞如今可是一会之长,又是本城的英雄,架子大了脾气也大了,早也不是当初初来乍到时能比的,更不要说现在事情正忙,更是懒的和他屁话!Da Feiis disgruntled: „WhatyourordertoSirMayorhasto question? Takes a broad view atentireElf Kingdom, finallycompletesEpic Quest my Human! SirMayoris a practicalperson, has the skillon, withoutskillflashes, issuchsimple!”大飞不悦道:“你对市长大人的命令有什么质疑吗?放眼整个精灵王国,最终完成史诗任务的还是我这个人类!市长大人是一个务实的人,有本事的就上,没本事的就闪,就是这么简单!”Rungnerflies into a rage: „Tone that pays attention toyouto speak, evenMayorcannotspeaktome!”隆格纳勃然大怒:“注意你说话的口气,就算是市长也不能对我这么说话!”WTF! Howfamiliartone! Da FeirememberedMayorpersonallyto lead itselfto see the RangerGuild Masterscenequicklyinitially, the Elf Kingdomcustom, wasn't Mayor the government and armyonegrasps? Saidthiscorrupt officialMayorin the subordinateunpopular?卧槽!多么熟悉的口气!大飞很快就想起了当初市长亲自带自己去见游侠会长的情景,难道精灵王国的规矩,市长不是党政军一把抓的?还是说这个贪官市长在下级里不得人心?
The Da Feiconsciousnessdripped waterinErlowin citythiswas a little deep, butnowis notcausing complicationstime, brothernotwith your experience.大飞意识在艾罗琳城里的这淌水有点深了,不过现在不是节外生枝的时候,哥就不和你一番见识了。Da Feihas tosigh: „Sorry, is the military situationis urgent, my is a little also irritated, Iexpressed the apology!”大飞只得叹道:“对不起,是军情紧急,我情绪也有点急躁,我表示道歉!”Rungnercoldsnort/hum: „Whatmilitary situation do youhave?”隆格纳一声冷哼:“你有什么军情?”WTF! Youhavenot to end, closeyourtrifling thing! Da Feirestrains by force the angerto saylightly: „ActuallySirMayorhas also transferred, the Storm Druidoutputlittlemustuseextremelycarefully, if the Sirworried that troophas an accident, can definitely reject, Ireturn tothat sideHumanat the worstin additionpleasewiselyand that's the end.”卧槽!你有完没完,关你屁事!大飞强压住怒火淡淡道:“其实市长大人也交待过的,暴风德鲁伊产量极少务必慎用,如果大人担心部队出事的话,完全可以拒绝,我大不了回人类那边另请高明就是了。”
Does understanding that hum hum, the brotherwordsyoulisten tocut down? Ifyoufeel embarrassedbrotheragain, brotherrunsto look forMarkalto want the soldier, andtreats ashissurfaceto spurt you are not worth a red cent, makingHumanknow that whatStorm Druidis the generation of fearing death!哼哼,哥的话你听的懂伐?你要是再为难哥,哥就跑去找马卡尔要兵,并当作他的面把你喷得一文不值,让人类都知道什么暴风德鲁伊都是怕死之辈!Really, the Rungnerbrowjumps: „Iworriedtroopmakes the incompetent personlead, in brief, Inowonlytoyou5team memberquotas, youwill haveMerchant GuildQuest the timecanleadthemto go to battle, oncethere is any loss, youwill give up any idea of heremustto the soldier!”
果然,隆格纳眉头一跳:“我只是担心部队让无能之辈带领而已,总之,我现在只会给你五个队员名额,你有商会任务的时候才可以带他们出征,一旦有任何损失,你都休想从我这里要到一兵一卒!”——System Notification: You obtained5Storm Druidrecruited the quota!——系统提示:您获得了五名暴风德鲁伊征召名额!——Storm Druid: small sizehumanoidElf, attacks34, against31, HP460, damage61-77, Attack Speed: 13, Movement Speed: 13, Command Power10, recruitsprice5700gold coins, special skill: Long-range fire, Storm Crow, hurricanetechnique, Master levelsummonlightning, Master levelCure.——暴风德鲁伊:小体型人型精灵,攻34,防31,生命460,伤害61-77,攻击速度:13,移动速度:13,统率力十,招募价5700金币,特技:远程射击,暴风之鸦,飓风术,大师级召唤闪电,大师级治疗术。
The Da Feibrowjumps! ThisHP and Defense, thisdamage, thisrecruits the price, but also is really the level of superiorLevel 7soldier! The keyis, thisis not an elite, isspecialUnits! The eliteandUnitsdifferenceis, the elitedoes not have the meansto recruitfromBarrack, can only throughplayertraining. ButUnits is really canmeet this movefromBarracksolicit, even if Stats of Level 8soldierlikeBoss, samecanrecruit!大飞眉头一跳!这血防,这伤害,这招募价,还真是上等7级兵的水准啊!关键是,这不是精英,是特殊兵种!精英和兵种的区别是,精英是没办法从兵营中招募的,只能通过玩家培养。而兵种确是可以从兵营中接招募的,哪怕是八级兵的属性有如BOSS,也一样能招募!WTF! althoughbrotheralsotossed aboutSuccubustroop, butthatwas an elite! Moreovertheseelitesgraspto trainfromkindergartenslowly, likely is out of print the goods, diesonfewlossnot! ButtheseDruid are really cansupplement that in other words, brother can also the ideaandhedrawsto relateis good?卧槽!虽然哥也折腾出女妖部队了,但那都是精英啊!而且那些精英还是从幼儿园里抓出来慢慢培养的,很可能是绝版货啊,死一个就少一个损失不起啊!而这些德鲁伊确是可以补充的,就是说,哥还得想法和他拉好关系才行?Ok! So long ascando the high-quality goods, the humblepointis a wool!
行!只要能搞到好货,低三下四点算个毛!Da Feibusysaid with a laugh: „Many thanks the Sirlooks, asking the Sirto feel relieved,Iwill certainly resort to armswell, does not maketroopbe lostabsolutelylittle! Moreover, Ialsocertainlycarrying forward of Storm Druid!”大飞忙呵呵笑道:“多谢大人关照,请大人放心,我一定会好好用兵的,绝对不让部队受一点点损失!不仅如此,我还一定会将暴风德鲁伊的发扬光大!”Rungnernoseone: „Before Guild MasterMr.why, arrogantthenrespectful?”隆格纳鼻子一哼:“会长先生何故前倨而后恭啊?”Da Feisaidshameless: „Thatisbecause after seeingStorm DruidStats, Ibelieve firmly that the Sirreallyhas the person of truly learned and genuinely talented!”大飞恬不知耻道:“那是因为见到暴风德鲁伊的属性后,我才确信大人果然是有真才实学之人啊!”Rungneruncomfortablesay/way: „Sees a visitor out!”隆格纳不爽道:“送客!”Fuck!草!Da Feidingyhad/left the Druidguild. ThisDamn, belowwasseesthatRangerGuild MasterGilraen. However, brotherisreturnsthing, yourbestattitudegood, otherwise, hum hum! brotherenduresto giveyouto look!大飞灰溜溜的出了德鲁伊行会。这尼玛的,下面就是去见那个游侠会长吉尔里恩了。不过,哥是来还东西的,你丫的最好态度好点,不然的话,哼哼!哥忍给你看!Da Feijusthad/left the front door, System Notificationcomes!大飞刚出大门,系统提示又来了!——System Notification: player„Harem Beauty”hopesadd you as a friend, agreed?——系统提示:玩家“后宫佳丽”希望加你好友,请问是否同意?SimultaneouslyfrontHumanFemale playershoutsface to face: „Brother Fei! Askedadd friend! Ican the video, warm the bed, will speak the appealjoke!”
同时面前一个人类女玩家当面喊道:“飞哥!求加好友!我会视频,会暖床,会讲情趣笑话!”——Ah pu! The Da Feimoodis not feeling well, spurts her faceat the scene: „Hownot to sayearly, video!”——啊噗!大飞心情正不爽,当场喷她一脸:“怎么不早说,视频!”
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