GLD :: Volume #5

#478: to mock and ridicule

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„Finally came out.” “终于出来了。” Xia Ping spends for several hours, comes out from Monster Spirit ore vein finally, he looked under oneself smart watch , the discovery has signal finally, can connect Network. 夏平花费数个小时的时间,终于从妖灵矿脉出来,他看了下自己的智能手表,也终于发现有信号,可以连接网络。 In Monster Spirit ore vein, the magnetic field is chaotic, the space isolation, is unable to access the net. 在妖灵矿脉里面,磁场混乱,空间隔绝,根本无法上网。 Comes out, Xia Ping logged in Network immediately, goes to School Forum on, sent post | message: „Last night to Monster Spirit ore vein, meeting by chance small monster 32, cut to kill all.” 一出来,夏平就立即登录了网络,去到学校论坛上面,发了个帖子:“昨夜到妖灵矿脉,偶遇小妖三两只,尽数斩杀。” He still uploaded several slurred pictures on post | message, is he cut to kill the later scene Xie Shisan and other monsters, as well as they lie down in the corpse(s) picture of ground. 他还在帖子上面上传了几张模糊不清的照片,都是他将蝎十三等妖怪斩杀之后的现场,以及它们躺在地上的尸体照片。 Because Xia Ping round of post | message time has not chosen anonymously, but is oneself account number post(s), therefore Feng Hetang and the others soon discovered that this post | message is the Xia Ping round. 因为夏平发帖子的时候并没有选择匿名,而是本人账号发帖,所以冯和堂等人很快就发现这个帖子是夏平发出来的。 Their one by one supports. 他们一个个上去捧场。 „Was Big Brother, Martial Arts was too worthily strong, even the monsters can cut to kill.” “不愧是大哥,武功太强了,连妖怪都能斩杀。” „Until now I have not seen the monster, it is said some monsters have three heads, six arms, is very fierce.” “至今为止我都没见过妖怪呢,据说有的妖怪有三头六臂,凶猛得很。” „Watches this picture, the monster has more than ten heads at least, but a Big Brother person destroyed completely completely, Martial Arts is unparalleled.” “看这照片,妖怪起码都有十几头吧,但是大哥一人就全部灭掉了,武功盖世啊。” „Any nonsense monster to Big Brother, is the floating clouds, share that only then loses one's life.” “什么狗屁妖怪到大哥手里,都是浮云,就只有送命的份。” „It is not I blows, if initially Human Race and Monster Race war time, Big Brother was born, perhaps now child only then heard Monster Race legend in the fairy tale.” “不是我吹,要是当初人族和妖族大战的时候,大哥出生的话,恐怕现在小孩就只有在童话故事听到妖族的传说了。” „I know, right? Big Brother acts, apparent has, these monsters are clay chickens and pottery dogs, if promotes King Realm, Big Brother can sweep away the world absolutely, vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered Wudi(Invincible).” “可不是吗？大哥一出手,便知有没有,那些妖怪不过是土鸡瓦狗罢了,要是晋升到王者境,大哥绝对能横扫天下,纵横无敌。” post(s) of Feng Hetang and the others one by one behind post | message, one after another boot-licking, flattering and fawning, such spoken language a little looks at the student(s) blushing ear of surroundings to be red, the facial skin is extremely thick. 冯和堂等人一个个在帖子后面发帖,纷纷拍马屁,阿谀奉承,这样的言语看得周围的学生都有点脸红耳赤,脸皮极厚。 „Polite was polite.” “客气了客气了。” Xia Ping immensely proud of oneself: „Is bare-handed effortless executes more than ten Martial Master Realm monsters, has not received anything to injure, actually I have not been considered as Wudi(Invincible), it is said some monster bloodline are astonishing, was a little, cannot have a swelled head.” 夏平得意洋洋:“不过是徒手轻松格杀十几头武师境妖怪,还没受到啥伤害罢了,其实我还并不算是无敌,据说有些妖怪血脉惊人,还是有点了得的,不能妄自尊大。” „Naturally waits for me to call the king, these monsters are only clay chickens and pottery dogs, is not worth mentioning.” “当然等我称王,那些妖怪都只是土鸡瓦狗,不值一提。” He below receipt , indicating oneself are low-key, is modest. 他在下面回帖,表示自己要低调,要谦虚。 „my god, effortless cuts to kill more than ten Martial Master Realm monsters, but also without was injured, can achieve this thing on Big Brother.” “我的天啊,轻松斩杀十几头武师境妖怪,还没受到伤害,也就大哥能做到这种事。” „Before some Elite Student ran into a Martial Master Realm monster to be hit flees like a scared rat, became laughingstock, didn't expect Big Brother went into action, extinguished more than ten, this comparison, the disparity came out.” “之前有些精英学生遇到一头武师境妖怪都被打得抱头鼠窜,成为笑柄,没想到大哥出马,就灭了十几个,这一比较,差距就出来了。” „Big Brother your such acting cool really? Your this is very easy not to have friend.” “大哥你这样装逼真的好吗？你这样很容易没朋友的。” „I like Big Brother this, but also similar flavor, similar formula.” “不过我就是喜欢大哥这样,还同样的味道,同样的配方。” One crowd of Peaceful Heaven Gate members below receipt, expressed their incessant respect, indignant very strong. 一群平天门成员在下面回帖,表达他们滔滔不绝的敬仰之情,气愤十分浓烈。 The short several minutes, had over a thousand replies unexpectedly, the point defeated hundred thousand, quick becomes entire school Forum popularity most fiery (temper) / popular post | message. 短短数分钟时间,居然就有了上千个回复,点击破十万,很快就成为了整个学校论坛人气最火爆的帖子。 However some people were unable to continue watching quickly, person who for example Mu Haoran and Ju Zijian wait/etc. and Xia Ping have a grudge, they pay attention to this post | message, each one wants to spit, is not very convinced. 不过很快就有人看不下去了,比如穆浩然和居子健等和夏平有仇的人,他们关注到这个帖子,个个都是想吐,十分不服气。 „Blows, Xia Ping you continue to blow, added oneself bare-handed cut to kill more than ten Martial Master Realm monsters.” The Mu Haoran sneered receipt, „knows that the monster is terrifying? Their individual strength compared with same rank human formidable, mastery combat technique, Innate slaughter soldier, a monster can hit three same rank human.” “吹,夏平你就继续吹吧,还说自己徒手斩杀十几头武师境妖怪。”穆浩然冷笑回帖,“知道妖怪多恐怖吗？它们个体实力都比同阶的人类强大,精通格斗技巧,天生的杀戮战士,一个妖怪可以打三个同阶人类。” „If runs into some talent astonishing monsters, human was not an opponent, you added one bare-handed executed more than ten, the boasting does not blow.” “要是遇到一些天赋惊人的妖怪,人类就更加不是对手了,你还说自己一个人徒手格杀十几个,牛皮也不是这么吹的。” He refutes Xia Ping's post | message from each angle, thinks this brat clearly in sensationalism. 他从各个角度驳斥夏平的帖子,认为这小子分明就是在哗众取宠。 „Is, this is also flickers some not to understand ordinary student(s) of human affairs.” “就是就是,这样的话也就是忽悠忽悠一些不懂世事的普通学生。” „Has not fought with the monster, you do not know the terrifying of monster.” “没和妖怪战斗过,你们根本不知道妖怪的恐怖。” „Some of them can erupt Violent Poison, effortless kill by poison dozens same rank human ; some to have three heads, six arms, controls 18 weapon, can hit ten ; some to have the body of Vajra not going bad, how to hit useless ; also some to have wings, effortless hovers above a kilometer upper air, how making you hit cannot project on, asked facing such monster, but also thinks that bare-handed killed more than ten, you also really think who were oneself? Boasted does not have the rough draft.” “它们有的能爆发剧毒,轻松毒死数十个同阶人类；有的有三头六臂,操控十八般武器,一个能打十个；有的拥有金刚不坏之身,怎么打都没用；还有的有翅膀,轻松翱翔千米高空之上,让你怎么打都打不到,试问面对这样的妖怪,还想一个徒手杀死十几个,你还真的以为自己是什么人了？吹牛都不打草稿。” „Right, now here sensationalism, you also really find fault the place.” “没错,现在这里哗众取宠,你还真的是找错地方了。” „Goes back to study well, study common sense does not come to here to lie post(s), make a fool of oneself, really made one despise. If in Monster Race the person sees this post | message, perhaps will ridicule that our human does not have the culture.” “回去好好学习一下吧,不学一点常识就来这里说谎发帖,丢人现眼,真是令人不齿。如果妖族中人见到这个帖子,恐怕都会嘲笑我们人类没文化。” „Does not blame this Xia Ping, just entered a school, but also stir up trouble, the cultural knowledge lacked all day.” “也不怪这夏平,才刚刚入学,还整天惹是生非,文化知识是缺乏了点。” Ju Zijian and the others to mock and ridicule, despising Xia Ping's is ignorant, thinks that this is in the baseless and irrational concoctions, sensationalism. 居子健等人冷嘲热讽,鄙视夏平的无知,认为这是在胡编乱造,哗众取宠。 Many student(s) look at these words also nodded, their words are well-founded, convincing, has saying that Xia Ping said oneself bare-handed cut to kill more than ten monsters, but also unscathed, was really extremely exaggerating. 不少学生看得这些话也不由点点头,他们的话有理有据,令人信服,不得不说夏平说自己徒手斩杀十几个妖怪,还毫发无损,实在是太过夸张了。 Sees these receipts the contents, Feng Hetang and the others is angry half dead, the words that but the opposite party spoke had the persuasive power, they are unable to dispute. 看到这些回帖的内容,冯和堂等人都是气得半死,但是对方说的话太有说服力了,他们也无从辩驳。 Xia Ping has not said anything , to continue to upload the picture, this time picture is very clear, each monster appearance can see clearly, even also sees Xia Ping to stand in their side group photo. 夏平没有说什么,继续上传照片,这次的照片无比清晰,每一头妖怪样子都能看得清清楚楚,甚至还看到夏平站在他们身边合影。 „Haha, saw, added that Big Brother is boasting, now slap in the face, moreover was speed of light slap in the face.” Feng Hetang jumped, despises the ridicule, „knows that what is called the evidence to be conclusive? This is the evidence is conclusive.” “哈哈,看到了吧,还说大哥在吹牛,现在打脸了吧,而且是光速打脸。”冯和堂跳了出来,鄙夷嘲弄,“知道什么叫做证据确凿吗？这就是证据确凿啊。” „one by one studied selected the theory knowledge to blow here flamboyant, who did not know monster very formidable, but our Big Brother formidable, exceeded your imagination, Martial Dao god.” “一个个学了点理论知识就在这里吹牛逼,谁不知道妖怪很强大啊,但是我们大哥更加强大,超出你们的想象,武道通神。” „You have not seen won't matter that the matter, is unable to understand, happen?” “你们没见过的事情,无法理解的事情,难道就不会发生吗？” „The frog under bottom of the well thinks the sky, only then well head size, sky really only then well head size?” “井底下的青蛙以为天空只有井口大小,难道天空就真的只有井口大小吗？” „You are unable to achieve this thing, isn't able to achieve on behalf of Big Brother?” “你们无法做到这种事,难道就代表大哥无法做到吗？” „Don't here show monkey same IQ, actually whose here make a fool of oneself.” “别在这里秀自己猴子一样的智商了,究竟谁在这里丢人现眼。” Sees these words, Ju Zijian and the others is incomparable sullen, almost suppressed the internal injury to come. 看到这些话,居子健等人都是无比憋屈,差点都憋出内伤来了。 Some people want to question that this picture is false, but this picture is very clear, even if wisest cultivating Fig. Expert, it is estimated that is unable to make such lifelike picture. 有的人想质疑这照片是假的,但是这照片无比清晰,就算是最高明的修图高手,估计也无法做出这么逼真的图片。 It can be said that this is proven, is unable to dispute. 可以说,这就是证据确凿,无从辩驳。 „Snort.” “哼。” However Mu Haoran does not want to concede, said with a sneer: „Even this picture really how? Kills these Martial Master Realm monsters, it is estimated that is also only some young monsters, some mixed soldiers, are not worth mentioning.” 但是穆浩然根本不想服输,冷笑道:“就算这图片是真的又如何？杀死那些武师境妖怪,估计也只是些小妖怪,一些杂兵罢了,根本不值一提。” „Killing several mixed soldiers is very great, is very honorable?!” “干掉几个杂兵很了不起,很光荣吗？！” He acknowledged Xia Ping this matter possibly real, but does not want to acknowledge that this brat was very fierce, therefore disparaged the Xia Ping's opponent intentionally. 他承认夏平这件事可能是真的,但是不想承认这小子很厉害,所以故意贬低夏平的对手。
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