GLD :: Volume #3

#288: The reporter interviewed

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Tianshui City, Jiangnan District villa. 天水城,江南区别墅。 Xia Chuanliu and Huang Lanxin two people went out of outside villa, two people are planning to window-shop, because today is the rest day, therefore Xia Chuanliu does not need to go to work. 夏川流和黄兰欣两人走出了别墅外面,两人正打算去逛街,因为今天是休息天,所以夏川流也不用去上班。 But just left Jiangnan District villa, outside swarms on a group of people, some people take the microphone, some people take the camera, some people in the photography of Kāchā Kāchā. 可是刚刚离开江南区别墅,外面就一群人蜂拥上来,有的人拿着话筒,有的人拿着摄像机,也有人在咔嚓咔嚓的照相。 „What's the matter? This in the end yes what's the matter?” “咋回事？这到底是咋回事？” Xia Chuanliu and Huang Lanxin two people were ignorant, does not know that had anything, such stance simply seems the reporter to interview what Super big Celebrity general, is very crazy. 夏川流和黄兰欣两人都懵了,根本不知道发生了什么,这样的架势简直就好像记者在采访什么超级大明星一般,无比疯狂。 They as the ordinary common people, where have experienced such weaponry. 他们身为普通老百姓,哪里经历过这样的阵仗。 „Mr. Xia, what feelings do you test into Yan Huang University to your son?” “夏先生,请问你对你儿子考上炎黄大学有什么感想？” „Before it is said your son Xia Ping, in School averagely not wonderful, but progresses by leaps and bounds in the last year of result suddenly, what Secret Manual in the study has?” “据说你儿子夏平之前在学校还是平平无奇,但是忽然在最后一年成绩突飞猛进,请问学习上是不是有什么秘籍？” „Can tell us? Can test into Yan Huang University's Genius, actually to receive what kind of home education?” “能告诉我们吗？能考上炎黄大学的天才,究竟受到了怎么样的家庭教育？” Reporter one by one inquired about the issue crazily, seemed shark to see blood. 一个个记者疯狂的询问问题,就好像鲨鱼见到了血似的。 „What? what did you say? Did my son test into Yan Huang University?” Xia Chuanliu and Huang Lanxin two people are the great happiness, they have not known this matter. “什么？你说什么？我儿子考上了炎黄大学？”夏川流和黄兰欣两人都是大喜,他们还不知道这件事呢。 A reporter said: „Mr. Xia, haven't you seen today's press conference? Our Tianshui City six people test into Yan Huang University this year, respectively is Nangong Wu, Chu Rong, Jiang Yaru, Feng Hetang and Qin Muyang, one is Xia Ping.” 一个记者道:“夏先生,难道你没看到今天的新闻发布会吗？我们天水城今年有六个人考上了炎黄大学,分别是南宫舞、楚蓉、江雅茹、冯和堂、秦沐阳,还有一个就是夏平。” They come in swarms , because Xia Ping most has topical, origin civilians, before also nameless, but progressed by leaps and bounds afterward, not only becomes Tianshui City High School fighting competition champion, now tests into Yan Huang University, pressed a Genius head of Tianshui City many Aristocratic Family Great Clan. 他们蜂拥而来,就是因为夏平最具话题性,出身平民,之前还籍籍无名,可是后来就突飞猛进,不仅成为了天水城高中格斗大赛冠军,现在更是考上了炎黄大学,压了天水城诸多世家大族的天才一头。 Even he also presents many sex scandal, did not interview Xia Ping, whom but also interviewed?! 甚至他本身还出现许许多多的绯闻,不去采访夏平,还去采访谁？！ „no way, my son really tested into Yan Huang University, worthily was my type.” “不会吧,我儿子真的考上炎黄大学了,不愧是我的种。” Xia Chuanliu immensely proud of oneself. 夏川流得意洋洋。 „Good.” Huang Lanxin is also joyful. “太好了。”黄兰欣也是欣喜不已。 Before she has been worried about Xia Ping, when the Yan Huang University test can have what problem, although Xia Ping over and over again guaranteed oneself surely did not have the issue, had not seen before the result , was still not relieved, now she can feel relieved finally. 之前她一直担心夏平在炎黄大学考试的时候会不会出现什么问题,虽然夏平再三保证自己肯定没问题,可没见到结果之前依然不安心,现在她终于可以放下心来了。 „Right, Mr. Xia, does not know that Xia Ping can test into Yan Huang University, actually to receive what to educate, whether to share one to experience to us? Now the entire Tianshui City's people care about this point very much.” “对了,夏先生,不知道夏平能考上炎黄大学,究竟是受到了什么教育呢,能否给我们分享一下经验？现在整个天水城的民众都很关心这一点。” at this time, a reporter goes forward to ask, simultaneously behind follows several middle-aged man who carries the camera, they are making on-the-spot live broadcast, at this time the Tianshui City's audience care about this point very much. 这时候,一个记者上前问道,同时后面跟着几个扛着摄像机的中年男子,他们正在做现场直播,此时天水城的观众都很关心这一点。 After all the Xia Ping origin civilians, the family background and ordinary person are similar, has not taken precious Medicinal Pill(s), does not have cultivation formidable Secret Manual, but can exceed the Aristocratic Family Great Clan juniors unexpectedly, this is really inconceivable, many people want to know that Xia Chuanliu has what secret. 毕竟夏平出身平民,家庭背景和普通人差不多,没有服用珍贵丹药,也没有修炼强大的秘籍,可是居然能超越世家大族的子弟,这实在是不可思议,许许多多的人都想知道夏川流是不是有什么秘诀。 If knows that a tiny bit, maybe they can also draw bottle gourd in the same old way, was also learned something by own child. 要是知道一星半点的话,说不定他们也能照样画葫芦,让自己孩子也学到一些东西。 Therefore some TV Station saw this point, thinks that interviews Xia Chuanliu probably to bring very big viewing ratio, a group of people comes on-the-spot live broadcast immediately. 因此一些电视台见到了这一点,认为采访夏川流可能会带来很大的收视率,一群人立即来现场直播。 „What educates?” “什么教育？” Xia Chuanliu was asked a little ignorant, said: „Also without conducting anything educates, mainly grazes sheep, he wants to study anything studies anything, I have not managed, after all usually I get off work to hit dozen of mahjong, is busy patting the Bureau Chief horse buttocks. cough cough, no, should be working overtime, is very busy, has not managed child. You also know, the life is such helpless.” 夏川流被问得有点懵,道:“也没进行啥教育,主要就是放羊,他想学什么就是学什么,我也没管过,毕竟平常我下班就打打麻将,忙着拍局长马屁。咳咳,不,应该是加班,十分忙碌,没怎么理过孩子。你们也知道,生活就是这样无奈。” His look up to heaven and heave a deep sigh. 他仰天长叹。 „Has not conducted other special training, or hasn't eaten other secret recipe spirit medicine?” Reporter unwilling asking. “难道就没进行过别的特训,或者没吃过别的秘方灵药？”一个记者不甘心的问道。 Saying that Xia Chuanliu drips greatly: „If must say that what reason, only has one, that is my Xia Family gene is outstanding, ordinary 18 generations, finally erupted in this generation, this is so-called being well-prepared.” 夏川流大喇喇的说道:“如果非要说有什么原因的话,就只有一个,那就是我夏家的基因优秀,平凡了十八代,终于在这一代爆发了,这就是所谓的厚积薄发。” He boasted seriously. 他一本正经的吹嘘。 Is gene outstanding?! 基因优秀？！ a group of people cannot bear nodded, the origin civilians, no natural resource(s), actually achieves such achievement, can only explain with gene outstandingly, this Xia Ping absolutely is Genius, that gene changes suddenly. 一群人都是忍不住点点头,出身平民,也没什么资源,却是取得这样的成就,就只能用基因优秀来解释了,这夏平绝对是天才,基因突变的那种。 Many people are sigh with emotion, this old Xia Family was ancestral tomb fume with rage, ordinary 18 generations, unexpectedly presented such Genius, was really inconceivable. 不少人都是感慨,这老夏家算是祖坟冒烟了,平凡了十八代,居然出现了这么一个天才,实在是不可思议。 „Mr. Xia, it is said Xia Ping besides is Martial Dao Expert, is 18+ novel, some Professor think that is High School Student writes such Novel, radically is the performance that the society atmosphere ruins, whatever such Phenomenon appears, does not know that has a bad effect on many youngster, should forbid this Novel.” literature Reporter magazine asked. “夏先生,据说夏平除了是个武道高手之外,还是个官能小说家,有教授认为才是高中生就写出这样的小说,根本就是社会风气败坏的表现,任由这样的现象出现,都不知道带坏多少年轻人,应该查禁这部小说。”一个文学杂志记者问到。 „Which son of a bitch said that has not to have common sense a little.” “哪个龟儿子说的,有没有点常识。” Xia Chuanliu immediately discontented say/way: „High School Student wrote to select Novel, in the end, dug your family ancestral tomb, ate your family rice? one by one does not know so- said.” 夏川流顿时不满道:“高中生写点小说怎么了,到底怎么了,是不是挖你们家祖坟了,还是吃你们家大米了？一个个不知所谓。” „If by the influence, these does not know that action movie of sense of honor is not the same harm is enormous, why does not forbid them, didn't have truth a little?! You cannot defecate to blame the Yan Huang Star attraction is too young.” “若是论影响力的话,那些不知廉耻的动作片不是一样危害极大,为啥就不去查禁它们,还有没有点道理了？！你拉屎不出是不是要责怪炎黄星吸引力太小。” „The youngsters anger is big, happen to anticipation such thing vented the anger, this was very normal matter, who was young time has not looked at such Novel, who was young the time not to look at action movie.” “青少年火气大,正好看点这样的东西发泄一下火气,这是很正常的事,谁年轻的时候没看过这样的小说,谁年轻时候没看过动作片。” „Some Professor ate to the full to be all right to do all day, wants me saying that should they, have Phenomenon that the dereliction embezzled, I ensure checked one. Shoots dead several directly , ensure has not been unjust.” “一些教授就是整天吃饱没事干,要我说应该查查他们,是不是有渎职贪污的现象,我保证一查一个准。直接枪毙几个,也保证没冤枉的。” His saliva flies horizontally. 他唾沫横飞。 That literature Reporter magazine were spurted dumbfounded, words could not say. 那文学杂志记者都被喷得懵逼了,一点话也说不出来。 „Mr. Xia, Xia Ping is High School Student, the sentimental experience is very it is said rich, even some people passed on a message, he treadonned more than ten ships, did in a big way the belly of many High School female student, didn't know real?” “夏先生,据说夏平才是高中生,感情经历就十分丰富,甚至有人传言,他脚踏十几条船,搞大了不少高中女生的肚子,不知道是不是真的？” An entertainment story reporter seizes the chance to ask. 一个娱乐新闻记者趁机问道。 „These no matter, does not know where passes on, said does not fear everyone to laugh, my son now or virgin, wraps pi not to shear.” “这些都是没有的事,也不知道是从哪里传出来的,说出来也不怕大家笑话,我儿子现在还是处男呢,包pi都还没割。” Saying that Xia Chuanliu drips greatly: „Right , I also drafted a marriage to fellow audience at this point, if there is what attractive daughter to introduce to my son freely.” 夏川流大喇喇的说道:“对了,说到这里,我也向各位观众征个婚,要是有什么漂亮女儿尽管介绍给我儿子吧。” „My son requests is not very high, the skin pretty g thigh long was in vain good, as for occupation, IQ and background anything does not have the ad hoc request, achieves the average line on the line.” “我儿子要求也不是很高,肤白貌美g大腿长就行了,至于职业、智商、背景啥的也没特别要求,达到平均线就行。” „Naturally, has the professional addition, the score will be very high, for example nurse, doctor, Teacher, model and stewardess anything. Registration quickly, first come , first served.” “当然,有职业加成的,分数会很高,比如护士、医生、老师、模特、空姐什么的。报名从速,先到先得啊。” Hears these words, many reporter mouth corner twitch, what this is requests, the direct point said that wanted attractive woman not on the line? Also serves a need to beat around the bush like this. 听到这些话,诸多记者嘴角都是抽搐,这都是啥要求,直接点说要漂亮的女人不就行了吗？还用得着这样拐弯抹角。 „Ok, today's interview this finished, we thank the speech of Mr. Xia.” A reporter saw that Xia Chuanliu also wants to continue the appearance that gives his son to seek marriage, shut off live broadcast hastily. “好了,今天的采访到此结束,我们谢谢夏先生的发言。”一个记者见到夏川流还想继续给他儿子征婚的样子,连忙切断了直播。 If continues, this program became this fellow son's spouse-seeking advertisement. 要是继续下去,这个节目就成为这家伙儿子的征婚广告了。
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