As stated above, amongthistwo, isabsoluteiron ruleunidirectionalarrow- refers to the food chainthatunidirectionalarrow! Ifsaid that LandaisUltraman, thenwheatYeshenbenefitsisthreeminutes;IfLandaissupermatchesdemi-human, thenwheatYeshenbenefitsis the heart disease;IfLandaisSaitama-sensei, thenwheatYeshenbenefitsis the mosquito.
如上所述,这二者之间,是绝对铁律的单向箭头-指的是食物链的那种单向箭头!如果说说芙兰达是奥特曼,那么麦野沈利就是三分钟;如果芙兰达是超级赛亚人,那么麦野沈利就是心脏病;如果芙兰达是琦玉老师,那么麦野沈利就是蚊子。In brief, whenfacingLanda, the winning percentage that wheatYeshenbenefitsGundam/reaches as high as100%, thisis a historicalscore, has formed the treasureto have the generaliron rule.
总之,在面对芙兰达的时候,麦野沈利的胜率高达百分之一百,这是一种历史性的战绩,已经形成了宝具一般的铁则。„To...... is unfair to...... the wheatwildly......”Landatearful eyestearfullooks that frontwheatis wild, trieswithUchidareallyto gripvoicebuying that letswildShenLiinnermost feelings„chirp”oneto bud.
“对……对不起……麦野……”芙兰达泪眼汪汪的看着面前的麦野,试图用内田真扎的声线买让麦野沈利的内心“啾”的一下萌动一下。However, useless.
但是,没用。„Ihave givenyouthreeopportunities-”wheatwildShenLismilingintensifies the effort that notextinguishinggrasped, said: „Thatloves the clotheselder sister, youdareinherfrontskin, to be very greatunexpectedly!”
“我已经给你三次机会了-”麦野沈利一脸微笑的加大了不灭之握的力度,说道:“那可是爱衣姐姐,你居然敢在她的面前皮,很了不起啊!”„I...... Ido not have......”
“我……我没有……”„Un?”
“嗯?”„Ihave! Iwas wrong!”Landasaidloudly: „Sorry, Iwill not darenext time!!”
“我有!我错了!”芙兰达大声说道:“对不起,我下次再也不敢了!!”„Youalso want next time!?”
“你还想有下次!?”„Notnext time, no!”
“没有下次,没有!”Landaputs in great inconvenience, wantsto cry, butcannot cry, the most important thing isshefelt herself the pear flowerbelt/bringrain that even ifcries, is unable to movewheatwildthatlike the ironinnermost feelings.
芙兰达委屈,想哭,但是哭不出来,最重要的是她感觉自己就算哭的梨花带雨,也无法打动麦野那如铁般的内心。„Verygood-”expressionterrifying on especiallywheatwildShenLiface, sheis clutchingLanda'sclothes, pulledownfronther, sayingevery single word or phrase: „Toothersyoucan the casualskin, butfacinglovingclotheselder sister, yougivemehonestly.”
“很好-”麦野沈利脸上的表情格外的恐怖,她揪着芙兰达的衣服,把她扯到了自己的面前,一字一句的说道:“对别人你可以随便皮,但是面对爱衣姐,你给我老实一点。”„Yes-”Landarepliedwas quick, becauseshewas worriedoneselfrepliedslowwas so little, mightmakeholdexcusewildly- for examplewhat„did youhesitate? Are youat heartdiscontented?”.
“是-”芙兰达回答的又快又准,因为她担心自己回答的慢那么一点点,就有可能让麦野抓住借口-比如说什么“你犹豫了?你是不是心里不满?”。Therefore, myLanda, replyis quickand! Quick-wittedintelligentiskonoLanda!
所以,我芙兰达,回答的又快又准!机智聪明就是kono芙兰达!„Rapidness of suchreply, are youperfunctoryme?” When wheatYeshenbenefitsto look atfrontLanda, on the facehangsas if the streetbludgerto find fault the expression.
“回答的这么快,你是不是在敷衍我?”麦野沈利看着面前的芙兰达,脸上挂着仿佛街头小混混找茬时的表情。„......”
“……”Landaputs in great inconvenience, wantsto cry, butcannot cry.
芙兰达委屈,想哭,但是哭不出来。Shefeels,next yeartodaypossiblyisowntime of death-, the younger sisterinheaven, pleasedon't plant a foodpersonto be coloredin the grave moundto the dearelder sister?
她感觉到,明年的今天可能就是自己的死期了-啊,不在天国的妹妹,请给亲爱的姐姐在坟头种上一朵食人花吧?Atthis time, Landasuddenlyat present a flower, whensheresponded the time, discovered that shehas saton the chair, butwheatYezhengfacegentlebending the waiststandsinherfront.
就在这个时候,芙兰达突然眼前一花,等她重新反应过来的时候,发现她已经坐在了椅子上,而麦野正一脸温柔的弯着腰站在她的面前。Un? Un?? Un???
嗯?嗯??嗯???Waits, what did Isee?
等一下,我看到了什么?Landacould not bearlift the handto ruboneselfeye- mygrass, thisneatstandingshockedbeforeoneselfcompared withdark greenteacherPoodTeacherJiZeTeacherFukedaTeacherMizushimaTeacherTeacherDaisawa!
芙兰达忍不住抬起手揉了揉自己的眼睛-我草,这比苍老师波多老师吉泽老师深田老师水岛老师大泽老师齐刷刷的站在自己面前震撼多了!„Wheat......”Landafelt that oneselfsoundtook a despair, herpresentmood, looks like the dawnbeautifulflame the underpants of small circleto wearin the roomin the head, thenshouted loudly„changes the body, the small circlewas supreme!”Time, has turned the headto discover that feeling of small circlefacedullastringentstandingwhenentrance is the same.
“麦……”芙兰达感觉自己的声音带上了一丝绝望,她现在的心情,就像是晓美焰在房间里把小圆的内裤戴在头上,然后高呼“变身,小圆超人!”的时候,转过头发现小圆正一脸呆涩的站在门口时的感受一样。Ended, was finished.
完,完蛋了。At this moment, Landafelt that the wheatwildhandextendedtowardowneye, sheclosed the eyesimmediatelyfrightened, startedfrightenedfantasyprobably-, can the wheatexhaustmyeyewildly? Does not want, whatImade, can the wheatwildlysuchtome??
就在这时,芙兰达感觉到麦野的手朝着自己的眼睛伸了过来,她顿时恐惧的闭上了双眼,大概开始了恐惧的幻想-难道说,麦野要挖掉我的眼睛吗?不要啊,我到底做了什么,麦野要这么对我??Whenshefelt the wheatwildShenLifingertouchedonhereyelid, twistedherfearto the facial features, the consciousnesswas fuzzy, butwhenshewill soon frighten the dizzy, hereartransmitted the wheatwildlythatunprecedented, gentlesound: „It is not really careful, unexpectedlymade the eyeenter the dust......”
就在她感觉到麦野沈利的手指触碰到了她的眼皮上的时候,她恐惧到面容扭曲,意识模糊,而就在她即将吓晕的时候,她的耳边传来了麦野那前所未有的,温柔的声音:“真是不小心,居然让眼睛进了灰尘……”„?”
“诶?”Landa'ssanvaluein the flashrapidrestoration the normal level, hervacantraising the head, discoveredwheatYezheng a facegentlelooks ather, flushes airtowardhereyegently, the old mother who seems coaxing the daughter is the same.
芙兰达的san值在一瞬间迅速的恢复到了正常水平,她茫然的抬起头,发现麦野正一脸温柔的看着她,轻轻地朝着她的眼睛吹着气,就仿佛在哄女儿的老母亲一样。Meowmeowmeowmeowmeow?? What happened? The wheatis wildsuddenly why so gentle!? It is not, wheatwild, your appearance I am very familiar withsuddenly!?
喵喵了个喵喵喵??发生什么事了?麦野为什么突然这么温柔!?不是,麦野,你突然这个样子我好不习惯啊!?„Wheat...... wheatwild?”Looks that the unusualwheatis wild, asking that Landatrembles.
“麦……麦野?”看着反常的麦野,芙兰达哆哆嗦嗦的问道。„What's wrong?”Onwheatwild the facehas the smilelooks atLanda,
“怎么了?”麦野的脸上带着微笑的看着芙兰达,Saidwith the extremelygentlesound: „Was eyegood?”
用极其温柔的声音说道:“眼睛好了吗?”„Good...... good......”Landa'sexpressionfeared, becauseshediscovered, althoughwheatwild the expressionis very gentle, the smileis very attractive, the soundis very gentle, howeverherlookdoes not have the happy expression, evensends outis killingintent!!
“好……好了……”芙兰达的表情更加的恐惧了,因为她发现,虽然麦野的表情很柔和,微笑很漂亮,声音很温柔,但是她的眼神毫无笑意,甚至散发着杀意嗷嗷嗷!!Quitescary, suchwheatwildlyquitescary!!!
好吓人,这样的麦野好吓人!!!„Clip clopdá dá-”
“哒哒哒哒-”Tooth that Landafrightensdádá dácollision.
芙兰达吓的牙齿哒哒哒的碰撞着。„Latercarefully.”wheatYeshenbenefitsgentlypinchedLanda'sface, thensheraised the head, looksto dig upon the doorframe, smilinglooks atElisebell of conference room, helplesssaying with a smile: „Loves the clotheselder sister, what are youlooking at?”
“以后小心一点。”麦野沈利温柔的捏了捏芙兰达的脸,然后她抬起头来,看着扒在门框上,笑眯眯的看着会议室的爱茜蓓尔,无奈的笑道:“爱衣姐,你在看什么呢?”„Aiya, Ifelt,wheatYejiang is really a goodelder sister~” before stand that Elisebellsmilesgate, thengrinningsaying: „So-calledelder sisterfriendyounger sisterrespectfulprobablyissuch?”
“哎呀,我只是觉得,麦野酱真是一个好姐姐呀~”爱茜蓓尔笑眯眯的站到了门前,然后笑嘻嘻的说道:“所谓的姐友妹恭大概就是这样子的吧?”„Repugnant, withoutthismatter~”wheatwildShenLifaceshybeckoning with the hand, said: „Weare only the ordinarypartnerships.”
“讨厌啦,才没有这回事呢~”麦野沈利一脸害羞的摆了摆手,说道:“我们只是普通的队友关系啦。”‚This...... thisis the wheatwild......’looks that a faceis shy, as ifinnocentyoungfemale studentsamewheatwildShenLi , after Landa, rapidspotprinciple , and silkflagmostlikedcannot help butshowing 0 0 expressions.
‘这……这是麦野……’看着一脸害羞,就仿佛纯情小女生一样的麦野沈利,芙兰达、泷壶理后和绢旗最爱不由自主的露出了0口0的表情。Thisis unscientific, thisis impossible, thisnon-magic!!
这不科学,这不可能,这不魔法!!„Sawyouare togetheris very happy, Ialsofelt relieved.”Elisebellshowed a satisfactorysmile, hergrinningwavestowardseveralpeople, said: „Ifirstwalk~”
“看到你们相处的很开心,我也就放心了。”爱茜蓓尔露出了一个满意的笑容,她笑嘻嘻的朝着几人挥了挥手,说道:“那我就先走咯~”„Loves the clotheselder sister, bye-bye~”waving of wheatsmileswildly, afterseeingElisebelldeparts, herrelaxing of slightly, thenruns up to the entrancehastily, lookstowardoutside-, indetermining the Elisebellbackhas vanishedafter the corner, sherelaxesthoroughly.
“爱衣姐姐,拜拜~”麦野笑眯眯的挥了挥手,在看到爱茜蓓尔离去之后,她微微的松了一口气,然后连忙跑到门口,朝着外面看去-在确定爱茜蓓尔的背影已经消失在了拐角处后,她才彻底放松下来。„Wheat...... wheatwild?” The silkflagmostlovesweaklooked atfrontwheatwildShenLi, saidlow voice: „That......”
“麦……麦野?”绢旗最爱弱弱的看了一眼面前的麦野沈利,小声说道:“那个……”„Does?”wheatYeshenbenefitted a silkflagmostto loveslantingly, soundveryindifferentsaying: „The matter that yousawa moment ago, forgottomeimmediately,knows?”
“干什么?”麦野沈利斜了一眼绢旗最爱,声音很冷漠的说道:“刚才你们看到的事情,马上给我忘掉,知道吗?”„Yes!!”x3
“是!!”x3Threepeoplefeelwheatwildthattypeto killintent, cannot help but the whole bodytrembles, thenwhole faceanxiousbigshouts: „Absolutelywecanforgetclean!”
三人感受到麦野身上的那一种杀意,不由得浑身一哆嗦,然后满脸紧张的大喊道:“我们绝对会忘的一干二净的!”„Un, verygood.”wheatYeshenbenefitssatisfiednod.
“嗯,很好。”麦野沈利满意的点了点头。
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--„, Iamyoungexpert who sells the report-”Elisebellsnort/humsongentered the lounge, discovered that the extremelyrareroleappearedin the wildmapunexpectedly.
“啦啦啦,啦啦啦,我是卖报的小行家-”爱茜蓓尔哼着小曲儿的走进了休息室,发现极其罕见的角色居然出现在了野生的地图之中。„Ohohoh-”Elisebellarrived at the sofaaffectedly, looks that is lookinghergodcrackingfireweaves, said: „Has a look! Thisis notdailybigearly morningleadscushionDickto leave, godcrackingsauce that bigcomes backin the evening!”
“哇哦哇哦哇哦-”爱茜蓓尔故作惊讶的走到了沙发边上,看着正看着她的神裂火织,说道:“看看看看!这不是每天大清早就带着茵蒂克丝离开,大晚上才回来的神裂酱嘛!”„Aha, loves the clotheselder sister, do not teaseI.” The godcrackingfirewoveresigned-lookingraisedboth hands, said: „Doesn't my leadcushionDickto be familiar with the environment of Gakuentoshi? After all must playhere for severalmonths, cannotmakeher in Britainsame, dullwheredoes not goat home.”
“啊哈哈,爱衣姐,别打趣我了。”神裂火织一脸无奈的举起了双手,说道:“我这不是带着茵蒂克丝熟悉学园都市的环境吗?毕竟要在这里玩好几个月的时间,总不能让她和在英国一样,呆在家里哪里也不去吧。”„Truly.”Elisebellnods, thengraspedcushionDick of running over, said: „Wherethatthis period of timeledherto goto play?”
“确实。”爱茜蓓尔点了点头,然后抱住了跑过来的茵蒂克丝,说道:“那这段时间都带她去哪里玩了?”„...... Very ashamed, was unable to go out of the westernthatfood street.” The godcrackingfirewoveto sigh, said: „MainlyiscushionDicksaw that anythingwantsto eat, theneatsis eatingis eating, onein the morningon the past.”
“呃……很惭愧,还没能走出西边儿那条美食街。”神裂火织叹息了一声,说道:“主要是茵蒂克丝看到什么都想吃,然后吃着吃着吃着,一上午就过去了。”„This......” a Elisebellfacesubtlepulledowncorners of the mouth, shelooked atoneinoneselfbosom„hehe”cushionDickwith a smile, said: „Therefore, for half a month, shehas been eating outside?”
“啊这……”爱茜蓓尔一脸微妙的扯了扯自己的嘴角,她看了一眼在自己怀里“诶嘿嘿”笑着的茵蒂克丝,说道:“所以,这半个月,她就一直在外面吃着呢?”„Almostisthis.” The godcrackingfireweavesboth handsto cover the face, said: „Iplannedfor half a monthbelt/bringcushionDickstrollstwotothreeschool districts, a resultstreethas not walked.”
“差不多是这样。”神裂火织双手捂着脸,说道:“我原本打算半个月带茵蒂克丝逛遍两到三个学区的,结果一条街都没走出去。”„Issueis not big.”Elisebellputs out a hand the shoulder that patted the godcrackingfireto weave, said: „Youmustthankhereare only the Nihon (Japan)Gakuentoshi, rather than the good foodcity of Heavenly Dynasty, otherwiselet alone, youra halfyearcannot walk a streetfor half a month.”
“问题不大。”爱茜蓓尔伸出手拍了拍神裂火织的肩膀,说道:“你得感谢这里只是霓虹的学园都市,而不是天朝的美食城市,不然别说半个月了,你半年都走不出去一条街。”„Un!?”CushionDickraised the head, herexcitedlooks atElisebell, said: „Loves the clotheselder sister, inHeavenly Dynastythat sidegood foodcityto have a more deliciousthing?”
“嗯!?”茵蒂克丝抬起头来,她一脸兴奋的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“爱衣姐姐,难道说天朝那边的美食城市里有更好吃的东西吗?”„Thatmusthave.”Elisebellshows a faint smile, said: „Compared with the good food of Heavenly Dynasty, Nihon (Japan)heregood food is really...... can only describewithbarren.”
“那必须有。”爱茜蓓尔微微一笑,说道:“和天朝的美食相比,霓虹这边的美食实在是……只能用贫瘠来形容。”Ate the daymaterialalsoto eat a happiness, reallywantsto have the feastalso to look that myChinaattended , a day of meal, ate for a year not to bringtogetherrepeatedly.
吃日料也就吃个乐,真想吃大餐还得看我中华料理,一天一道餐,吃一年不带重复的。„Iunderstood!”CushionDickgot hold ofoneselffistsilently, shesaidin a soft voice: „LaterImustgo to the Heavenly Dynastyto settle down! Theninthreeyears, Imusteatbeing all right of Heavenly Dynasty!”
“我明白了!”茵蒂克丝默默地握紧了自己的拳头,她轻声说道:“以后我一定要去天朝定居!然后三年内,我要吃遍天朝的没事!”„Verygood, has the pledge of spiritvery much.”Elisebellsmacks the lips, butcansucceed......? Oh, washesto rest.
“很好,很有精神的誓言。”爱茜蓓尔咂了咂嘴,但是能不能成功就……是吧?啊哈哈哈,洗洗睡吧。„Loves the clotheselder sister, thisunnecessaryinformation, do not transmittocushionDick!” The godcrackingfirewovecannot help butcoveredownface, called out in grief saying: „Ifelt how longcould not want, mywork loadmustincrease!”
“爱衣姐,这种不必要的情报,就不要传递给茵蒂克丝了呀!”神裂火织不由得捂住了自己的脸,悲鸣道:“我感觉要不了多久,我的工作量就要增加了!”„Issueis not big, you are a sage!” A Elisebellfacevaliantweavesto give the thumbs-uptoward the godcrackingfire, said: „Ascended the skyto a yousuchsolidbody, was notmakesyoube ableto bear hardships and stand hard work?”
“问题不大,你可是圣人呀!”爱茜蓓尔一脸飒爽的朝着神裂火织竖起了大拇指,说道:“上天给了你这样一副结实的身体,不就是让你能够更加吃苦耐劳的吗?”
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