„Really, mysoundwas recordedto work as the exclusivetingbyyou.”On the stripworks ashempunemotionalsaying.
“果然,我的声音被你录下来当专属铃声了。”上条当麻面无表情的说道。
The ting of cell phonehastwotypes, onetypeis the generalting, onetypeis the exclusiveting, whatcanmakeyouanswerto telephoneiswho- obviously, Misakabeautifulzither | Jeangives the strip, when the hempestablished the exclusiveting.
手机的铃声有两种,一种是通用的铃声,一种是专属铃声,可以让你直接听出来打电话的是谁-显然,御坂美琴就给上条当麻设置了专属铃声。Just, the average personestablishes the exclusiveting , because establishedpersonregardingta, is very importantperson, tacannotmiss the telephone of opposite party, butMisakabeautifulzither | Jean......
只不过,一般人设置专属铃声,是因为被设置的人对于ta而言,是很重要的人,ta不能错过对方的电话,而御坂美琴……Obviouslyismaliciousfull.
显然是恶意满满。„That...... that...... on the stripelder brother, Icanexplain!”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanis beckoning with the handhastily, anxiousexplanation: „Onstripelder brother, althoughthistingindeedwasinitiallyinyoutwograduationsacrificesIrecordto establish, butIdo not telephonebasically, thereforehas forgottenringtoneaffairmatter!”
“那个……那个……上条哥,我可以解释的!”御坂美琴连忙摆着手,急切的解释道:“上条哥,虽然这个铃声的确是当初你中二毕业祭的时候我录下来设置好的,但是我基本不打电话的,所以早就忘记了电话铃声这一档子事儿了!”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeancan/butnotinexaggeratingandlies, butis speaking the truth- the children of ChaldeaResearch institute, every dayalmostwill comeChaldeaResearch instituteto have the dinner, insituation that every dayalmostcanmeet, basicno onewill telephoneespecially.
御坂美琴可不是在夸张和说谎,而是在说实话-迦勒底研究所的孩子们,每天几乎都会来迦勒底研究所吃晚饭,在每天几乎都能见面的情况下,基本没人会特地去打电话。Also, even ifhas any anxiousmatteroccasionally, the linestillratiotelephonesto be much simpler.
再说了,就算偶尔有什么急事儿,line也比打电话简单得多。„......”
“……”Onstrip, whenhempafterhearing the words of Misakabeautifulzither | Jean, during falling intowas silent. Becausehediscovered, probably, seems like, general idea, possibly......
上条当麻在听到了御坂美琴的话之后,陷入了沉默之中。因为他发现,好像,貌似,大概,可能……Indeedisthis?
的确是这样?Onstrip, when the hempis recallingbiggroup of landinggood friends in cell phone, cannot help butsadfromheart-, althoughin addition a name cardandline of biggroup of beautiful young girls, butIandtheyhave not related!
上条当麻回忆着自己手机里的一大堆登陆好友,不由得悲从心来-虽然加了一大堆美少女的名片和line,但是我和她们根本就没怎么联系过!Toomiserable.
太惨了。„Good......”onstrip, whennumbsighs, hepattedMisakabeautifulzither | Jeanto clutch the hand of hiscollar, said: „Loosened, Ihelpyoupry openhismouth.”
“好吧……”上条当麻叹了一口气,他拍了拍御坂美琴揪着他衣领的手,说道:“松开了,我去帮你撬开他的嘴巴。”„How do youprepareto do?”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanlooks that the stripworks as the hemp, cannot bearask, „should younot bewill prepareto hithim?”
“你准备怎么做?”御坂美琴看着上条当麻,忍不住问道,“你该不会是准备打他吧?”„Hitting the personis the approach of mostlow grade.”Onstrip, when the hempsmiles, hepulled outoneselfcell phone, thentowardfollowingphotographsbad, said: „Does badlittleelder brother, youknowPS?”
“打人是最下乘的做法。”上条当麻嘿嘿一笑,他掏出了自己的手机,然后朝着下面的不良拍了个照片,说道:“不良小哥,你知道PS吗?”„Fart...... does the fartlove?” The badlittleelder brother'sexpressionis a little vacant.
“屁……屁爱死?”不良小哥的表情有点茫然。„It seems likedoes not know that but the issueis not big.”On the stripworks as the hemptranquilphotography the picture of badlittleelder brothereachangle, thenpacks, is supplementingownrequest, transmittedtosomemailbox, „about 15minutes, youhonesttakes the thing that Misakawanted.”
“看起来不知道啊,不过问题不大。”上条当麻平静的拍摄着不良小哥各个角度的照片,然后打包,附带着自己的要求,发送给了某个邮箱,“十五分钟左右,你就会老老实实的把御坂要的东西拿出来的。”„Snort, the wolves of myunyieldingsevenarea, mustnot be possibleto admit defeat!” The opposite partysneer, said: „Fatheristhisstreethardestman (Han)!”
“哼,我铁骨铮铮七区之狼,必不可能服软!”对方冷笑一声,说道:“老子就是这条街最硬的汉!”„Said,Misaka-”onstrip, when the hemphas not paid attention to the undesirability that clamored, butlooks around Misakabeautifulzither | Jean, said: „Loved the clotheselder sisterrecentlyfortunately?”
“说起来,御坂-”上条当麻没理会叫嚣的不良,而是看着一旁的御坂美琴,说道:“爱衣姐最近还好吗?”„Did yourselfhave a look not to?”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanhelplessshowing the whites of the eyes, said: „Youandtruncate the boardelder brothersto be the same, tendays of half a monthsightpeople.”
“你自己去看看不就得了?”御坂美琴无奈的翻了个白眼,说道:“你和削板哥都一样,十天半个月的见不到一次人。”„hai, isn't this not convenient?”Onstrip, whenhemphelplessbeckons with the hand- after all the galforcesin the bottomresearch institute the excess of Yin and shortage of Yang, 90%populationare the females, aftergoing tostripwhen the hempawakened the sexuality consciousness, rarelyrantowardChaldeaResearch institute.
“嗐,这不是不方便吗?”上条当麻无奈的摆了摆手-毕竟伽勒底研究所里阴盛阳衰,90%的人口都是女性,所以在上条当麻觉醒了性别意识之后,就很少往迦勒底研究所跑了。Occasionallyalsofor„continuedfee/spent”tooneselfhandlinkseveraltimesin the past, oris the Elisebellvolume the whole staff who forcesto requestparticipates- for exampletruncates the boardarmytyrantsjoinChaldeaResearch institute the time, isforcesto request the whole staffto participate.
偶尔几次过去也都是为了给自己的手环“续费”,或者是爱茜蓓尔额强制要求的全员参加-比如说削板军霸加入迦勒底研究所的时候,就是强制要求全员参加。„Havinganythingis not convenient.”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanill-humoredshowing the whites of the eyes, said: „We have a dinnerin the research institute, thenplaysgametogether- a wherequitethereforerestaurant, a chatroom, a lounge, is not the female studentdormitory, embarrassedwhat do youhave?”
“有什么不方便的。”御坂美琴没好气的翻了个白眼,说道:“我们也就是在研究所吃个晚饭,然后一起玩游戏-哪里就相当于是一个餐厅,一个聊天室,一个休息室,又不是女生宿舍,你有什么不好意思的?”Therefore ,if the tsunderepersondoes not likeyou, thatcannottsundere.
所以说,如果傲娇的人不喜欢你的话,那就根本不会傲娇了。„It is not good, on the stripmistercannot bearto treatinbiggroup of females.”On the stripworks asbeckoning with the hand of hempscalp tingles, said: „Moreoveryouwear the skirt, making the stripmistereyesnot know where towardlooks.”
“不行不行,上条先生受不了待在一大堆女性里。”上条当麻头皮发麻的摆着手,说道:“而且你们都穿着裙子,让上条先生眼睛都不知道往哪里看。”Facingthisexcuse, Misakabeautifulzither | Jean can only helplessshruggingarm- does not have the means that the womenschool uniforms of Gakuentoshimostschoolsare the skirt, the differenceare only the lengths of skirt.
面对这幅说辞,御坂美琴只能无奈的耸了耸肩膀-没办法,学园都市大部分学校的女式校服都是裙子,区别只是裙子的长短而已。„Do not disregardme!!”Lieson the groundgave outangry roaringbad, „youhavewhatacrobatics, althoughusedtowardme! IfIbeg for mercyIam the dog! Is the dog!!”
“你们不要无视我啊!!”趴在地上的不良发出了怒吼,“你们有什么把戏,尽管朝着我用出来好了!我要是求饶我就是狗!是狗!!”„Do not be anxious, quickarrived atyou.”On the stripworks as the hempcalmtracingcell phone, said: „When tingresounds, is the period of yoursuffering defeat.”
“你别急,很快就到你了。”上条当麻淡定的摸了摸手机,说道:“铃声响起之时,就是你败北之期。”„-”
“呵-”Bad, disdainsextremely.
不良,极其不屑。............
…………............
…………Dozen minutesregardingthreepeople, a littlesuffering, butalong withgoing to the stripworks asresounding of hempcell phone ring tone, the time of thissufferingpassed byfinally.
十几分钟的时间对于三人来说,都有点煎熬,不过伴随着上条当麻手机铃声的响起,这一段煎熬的时光总算是过去了。„Ok, yournightmarecame.”Onstrip, whenhempunemotionalopenedline, then after compressionpackage of decompressions that the opposite partytransmits, opened the firstpicture.
“好了,你的噩梦来了。”上条当麻面无表情的打开了line,然后把对方传来的压缩包解压之后,打开了第一张图片。„Pū-”
“噗-”Onstrip, when the hempseesthat moment of picture, at that timepūsmiled, helifted the handto coveroneselfmouthrapidly, but a shoulder of thatpeakpeaklackedexposed his timemood.
上条当麻看到图片的那一刻,当时就噗的笑了出来,他迅速抬起手捂住了自己的嘴巴,但是那一耸一耸的肩膀缺暴露了他此时的心情。„On the stripelder brother, what you are looking, smilesthis?”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeancurioustowardgoing tostrip, when the phone screen of hemplooked, thenmade and previousstripworks ashempexactly the sameresponse.
“上条哥,你在看什么,笑成这样?”御坂美琴好奇的朝着上条当麻的手机屏幕看了过去,然后做出了和上条当麻一模一样的反应。„?”
“?”
The bodgiebemusedlooks that frontthiscovers the men and women who the mouthis puffing and blowingto laughone on the left and other on the right, cannot bearsay: „What are youdoing?”
不良少年一脸问号的看着面前这一左一右捂着嘴巴吭哧吭哧发笑的男女,忍不住说道:“你们在搞什么?”„Weare looking atyourend.”Onstrip, when the hempturns the head, a facesmilesquatted, said: „Igiveyouagain an opportunity, don't youreallygive?”
“我们在看你的末日。”上条当麻转过头来,一脸笑容的蹲了下来,说道:“我再给你一次机会,你真的不给吗?”„Clawclose to!” The wolves of sevenareaexpressedoneselfare unyielding.
“爪巴!”七区之狼表示自己铁骨铮铮。„Good.”Onstrip, when a hempfacepitiesturns over the cell phone in hand, delivered to the front of wolves of sevenarea the screen, said: „I can only disseminatethispicture.”
“那好吧。”上条当麻一脸怜悯的把手里的手机翻转过来,把屏幕送到了七区之狼的面前,说道:“那我只能把这张照片传播出去了。”„?”
“?”Appearsin the picture, isheadlessknightdifferenthearsLuli, Coser that Syreraises, coser in picturewears the tight-fittingrubberclothes, thatsmall, buthastoconcave-convex the incisiveness of statureexposition, the mouth-wateringdesiredrops, but, herhead......
出现在照片里的,是一个无头骑士异闻录里,塞尔提的Coser,照片里的coser穿着紧身的胶衣,那较小但凹凸有致的身材暴露的淋漓尽致,让人垂涎欲滴,只不过,她的头部……Isfrontthisbad.
是面前这个不良的。„??”
“??”„This.”Onstrip, when the hempstretched out the fingerto move a picture, butthisappearance, was the Mahou Shoujosmall circle...... badcosversion.
“还有这张。”上条当麻伸出指头拨动了一下画面,而这一次出现的,是魔法少女小圆的……不良cos版。„???”
“???”„This-”on the stripworks ashempputting outpicture, isappearance that frontthisbadwearbabytakes- looks likeadultbabypIayto be the same.
“还有这个-”上条当麻这一次拿出的照片,是面前这位不良穿着婴儿服的模样-就像是成人婴儿pIay一样。„????”
“????”„This......”thistime, iswears the pinkapronhomeclothing/takingmoe the appearancedull.
“还有这个……”这一次,是穿着粉色围裙家居服的呆萌模样。„Not...... not......”unyieldingarroganceeternal the wolves of sevenareashowed the shiveringexpression, hescreamed: „Ihave not madethesepictures!!”
“不……不……不……”铁骨铮铮・傲气万古・七区之狼露出了颤抖的表情,他尖叫道:“我从来没有拍过这些照片!!”„Yes, youhave not patted, but others do not know!”Onstrip, when the hemplooks like a belt/bringevil personto be the same at this time, onhisfacebringsfierceandevil( in the wolf eye of sevenarea) smile, „thisis the PScharm! Ifyounot fantasizing the driverhand over, Iturn headprintseveralthesepicturesextremely, scatters the bodgietoseventh area.”
“是的,你没拍过,但是其他人不知道呀!”上条当麻此时就像是一个带恶人一样,他的脸上带着狰狞而邪恶(七区之狼眼中)的笑容,“这就是PS的魅力!如果你不把幻想御手交出来的话,我回头就把这些照片打印几万分,撒给第七区的不良少年。”„...... Youcannotbe......”wolf of whole personsevenarea is not good, hisunbelievablelooks that on the stripworks as the hemp, saying of trembling: „Kills people not the excessivepointplace!”
“不……你不能这么做……”七区之狼整个人都不好了,他难以置信的看着上条当麻,哆哆嗦嗦的说道:“杀人不过头点地!”„Don't yougive?”
“那你给不给?”„...... Igive.” The wolves of sevenarealowoneselfarroganthead.
“……我给。”七区之狼低下了自己高傲的头颅。„Many, Iremembera moment ago......”at this time, Misakabeautifulzither | JeanShouzhiis arriving atownlip, saying of smiling: „Somepeoplehad said that did oneselfadmit defeatis the dogis coming?”
“诶多,我刚才记得……”这时,御坂美琴手指抵着自己的嘴唇,笑眯眯的说道:“有人曾经说过,自己服软就是狗来着?”„......”
“……”Raising the head of the wolves of sevenareatremble, inhiseyeis flooding the tears.
七区之狼哆哆嗦嗦的抬起头来,他的眼中充斥着泪水。„woof-”
“汪-”............
…………............
…………„Therefore, the fantasydriveristhisthing?” A Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanfacesubtle in looksto beginMP3, said: „MP3? Audio frequency?”
“所以,幻想御手就是这玩意?”御坂美琴一脸微妙的看着手里的MP3,说道:“MP3?音频?”„Hesaid.”Onstrip, when the hempshrugs the arm, said: „Isuggested that yougo backto askmultipurposeduoloves the clothes, howhad a lookto like the clotheselder sistersaying.”
“他是这么说的。”上条当麻耸了耸肩膀,说道:“我建议你回去问一下万能的哆啦爱衣,看看爱衣姐怎么说。”„Alsook.”Misakabeautifulzither | JeanadmittedinMP3 the pocket, thengrinningputting out a handpatted the stripto work as the arm of hemp, said: „Onstripelder brother, thistimemany thanksyou! If notyouacts, Ihave really not known how mustbe ablefantasizing the drivertakesfromhishand.”
“也行。”御坂美琴把MP3放进了口袋里,然后笑嘻嘻的伸手拍了拍上条当麻的手臂,说道:“上条哥,这次多谢你啦!如果不是你出手,我还真不知道要怎么样才能从他手里把幻想御手拿到手。”„All right, bigmatter.”On the stripworks ashempsmilingbeckoning with the hand, hesaidin a soft voice: „Actuallyis notbig......”
“没事儿,多大点事儿啊。”上条当麻一脸笑意的摆了摆手,他轻声说道:“其实也不是什么大……”„Onee-sama-”
“姐姐大人啊啊啊啊啊-”Onstrip, when the words of hemphave not said that two who a person's shadowas ifruns awayflushedtowardhereequally, „black molewas only...... the black moleis onlyhitsleepy, howOnee-samawith the bodgiecoming outappointment!!”
上条当麻的话还没说完,一个人影就仿佛脱缰的二哈一样朝着这边冲了过来,“黑子只是……黑子只是打了一个瞌睡,姐姐大人怎么就和不良少年出来约会了啊啊啊啊!!”
The voicefalls, Shiroiblack moleboth feettreadson the groundfiercely, thentowardgoing tostrip, whenhempfliesto kick, in the mouthshoutedto shout: „Bodgiediesto the master!”
话音落下,白井黑子双脚猛地在地上一踏,然后朝着上条当麻一记飞踢,口中嚷嚷道:“不良少年给爷死!”„Black mole-”whole bodytwinedMisakabeautifulzither | Jeanblock/gear of thunder and lightningto work as the front of hemp on the strip, shestretched out the left handto hugShiroiblack molein the bosom, said: „Thisismybig brother, what are youthinking?”
“黑子-”浑身缠绕着雷电的御坂美琴挡在了上条当麻的面前,她伸出左手把白井黑子抱在了怀里,说道:“这是我的大哥,你在想什么呢?”„Big...... big brother?” The look of Shiroiblack molepresented a confusedness, shemuttered: „Does Onee-sama...... have the Elder Brother?”
“大……大哥?”白井黑子的眼神出现了一丝的迷茫,她喃喃道:“姐姐大人……有哥哥?”„, Notone's own.”Onstrip, whennumbChepulled the corners of the mouth, said: „Saidagain, IandMisakalike, possiblyare not the one's ownbrother and sister.”
“呃,不是亲生的。”上条当麻扯了扯嘴角,说道:“再说了,我和御坂也不像,不可能是亲生兄妹的。”„???”
“???”On the head of Shiroiblack molea string ofquestion marks.
白井黑子的脑袋上一连串的问号。
It is not, shouldnot be the sentimentElder Brother?? Black moledanger!?
不是,该不会是情哥哥吧??黑子・危!?„Onee-sama, thismisterisyour anyone!!”Shiroiblack moletightis holding the shoulder of Misakabeautifulzither | Jean, grimaces, puppy that as ifprotects the foodsamelooks that the stripworks as the hemp, „has the anthropoid ape of heart of covetingtoOnee-sama!?”
“姐姐大人,这位先生到底是你的什么人!!”白井黑子紧紧的抱着御坂美琴的肩膀,呲牙咧嘴,仿佛护食的小狗一样的看着上条当麻,“难道是对姐姐大人有觊觎之心的类人猿!?”„Black mole-”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanis black a face, saidin a low voice: „Whereyourfaceis rubbing!!!”
“黑子-”御坂美琴黑着一张脸,低声说道:“你的脸在蹭哪里啊!!!”bilibili-
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