„Really, my sound was recorded to work as the exclusive ting by you.” On the strip works as hemp unemotional saying. “果然,我的声音被你录下来当专属铃声了。”上条当麻面无表情的说道。 The ting of cell phone has two types, one type is the general ting, one type is the exclusive ting, what can make you answer to telephone is who- obviously, Misaka beautiful zither | Jean gives the strip, when the hemp established the exclusive ting. 手机的铃声有两种,一种是通用的铃声,一种是专属铃声,可以让你直接听出来打电话的是谁-显然,御坂美琴就给上条当麻设置了专属铃声。 Just, the average person establishes the exclusive ting , because established person regarding ta, is very important person, ta cannot miss the telephone of opposite party, but Misaka beautiful zither | Jean...... 只不过,一般人设置专属铃声,是因为被设置的人对于ta而言,是很重要的人,ta不能错过对方的电话,而御坂美琴…… Obviously is malicious full. 显然是恶意满满。 „That...... that...... on the strip elder brother, I can explain!” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean is beckoning with the hand hastily, anxious explanation: „On strip elder brother, although this ting indeed was initially in you two graduation sacrifices I record to establish, but I do not telephone basically, therefore has forgotten ringtone affair matter!” “那个……那个……上条哥,我可以解释的！”御坂美琴连忙摆着手,急切的解释道:“上条哥,虽然这个铃声的确是当初你中二毕业祭的时候我录下来设置好的,但是我基本不打电话的,所以早就忘记了电话铃声这一档子事儿了！” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean can/but not in exaggerating and lies, but is speaking the truth- the children of Chaldea Research institute, every day almost will come Chaldea Research institute to have the dinner, in situation that every day almost can meet, basic no one will telephone especially. 御坂美琴可不是在夸张和说谎,而是在说实话-迦勒底研究所的孩子们,每天几乎都会来迦勒底研究所吃晚饭,在每天几乎都能见面的情况下,基本没人会特地去打电话。 Also, even if has any anxious matter occasionally, the line still ratio telephones to be much simpler. 再说了,就算偶尔有什么急事儿,line也比打电话简单得多。 „......” “……” On strip, when hemp after hearing the words of Misaka beautiful zither | Jean, during falling into was silent. Because he discovered, probably, seems like, general idea, possibly...... 上条当麻在听到了御坂美琴的话之后,陷入了沉默之中。因为他发现,好像,貌似,大概,可能…… Indeed is this? 的确是这样？ On strip, when the hemp is recalling big group of landing good friends in cell phone, cannot help but sad from heart-, although in addition a name card and line of big group of beautiful young girls, but I and they have not related! 上条当麻回忆着自己手机里的一大堆登陆好友,不由得悲从心来-虽然加了一大堆美少女的名片和line,但是我和她们根本就没怎么联系过！ Too miserable. 太惨了。 „Good......” on strip, when numb sighs, he patted Misaka beautiful zither | Jean to clutch the hand of his collar, said: „Loosened, I help you pry open his mouth.” “好吧……”上条当麻叹了一口气,他拍了拍御坂美琴揪着他衣领的手,说道:“松开了,我去帮你撬开他的嘴巴。” „How do you prepare to do?” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean looks that the strip works as the hemp, cannot bear ask, „should you not be will prepare to hit him?” “你准备怎么做？”御坂美琴看着上条当麻,忍不住问道,“你该不会是准备打他吧？” „Hitting the person is the approach of most low grade.” On strip, when the hemp smiles, he pulled out oneself cell phone, then toward following photographs bad, said: „Does bad little elder brother, you know PS?” “打人是最下乘的做法。”上条当麻嘿嘿一笑,他掏出了自己的手机,然后朝着下面的不良拍了个照片,说道:“不良小哥,你知道PS吗？” „Fart...... does the fart love?” The bad little elder brother's expression is a little vacant. “屁……屁爱死？”不良小哥的表情有点茫然。 „It seems like does not know that but the issue is not big.” On the strip works as the hemp tranquil photography the picture of bad little elder brother each angle, then packs, is supplementing own request, transmitted to some mailbox, „about 15 minutes, you honest takes the thing that Misaka wanted.” “看起来不知道啊,不过问题不大。”上条当麻平静的拍摄着不良小哥各个角度的照片,然后打包,附带着自己的要求,发送给了某个邮箱,“十五分钟左右,你就会老老实实的把御坂要的东西拿出来的。” „Snort, the wolves of my unyielding seven area, must not be possible to admit defeat!” The opposite party sneer, said: „Father is this street hardest man (Han)!” “哼,我铁骨铮铮七区之狼,必不可能服软！”对方冷笑一声,说道:“老子就是这条街最硬的汉！” „Said, Misaka-” on strip, when the hemp has not paid attention to the undesirability that clamored, but looks around Misaka beautiful zither | Jean, said: „Loved the clothes elder sister recently fortunately?” “说起来,御坂-”上条当麻没理会叫嚣的不良,而是看着一旁的御坂美琴,说道:“爱衣姐最近还好吗？” „Did yourself have a look not to?” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean helpless showing the whites of the eyes, said: „You and truncate the board elder brothers to be the same, ten days of half a month sight people.” “你自己去看看不就得了？”御坂美琴无奈的翻了个白眼,说道:“你和削板哥都一样,十天半个月的见不到一次人。” „hai, isn't this not convenient?” On strip, when hemp helpless beckons with the hand- after all the gal forces in the bottom research institute the excess of Yin and shortage of Yang, 90% population are the females, after going to strip when the hemp awakened the sexuality consciousness, rarely ran toward Chaldea Research institute. “嗐,这不是不方便吗？”上条当麻无奈的摆了摆手-毕竟伽勒底研究所里阴盛阳衰,90%的人口都是女性,所以在上条当麻觉醒了性别意识之后,就很少往迦勒底研究所跑了。 Occasionally also for „continued fee/spent” to oneself hand link several times in the past, or is the Elisebell volume the whole staff who forces to request participates- for example truncates the board army tyrants join Chaldea Research institute the time, is forces to request the whole staff to participate. 偶尔几次过去也都是为了给自己的手环“续费”,或者是爱茜蓓尔额强制要求的全员参加-比如说削板军霸加入迦勒底研究所的时候,就是强制要求全员参加。 „Having anything is not convenient.” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean ill-humored showing the whites of the eyes, said: „We have a dinner in the research institute, then plays game together- a where quite therefore restaurant, a chatroom, a lounge, is not the female student dormitory, embarrassed what do you have?” “有什么不方便的。”御坂美琴没好气的翻了个白眼,说道:“我们也就是在研究所吃个晚饭,然后一起玩游戏-哪里就相当于是一个餐厅,一个聊天室,一个休息室,又不是女生宿舍,你有什么不好意思的？” Therefore , if the tsundere person does not like you, that cannot tsundere. 所以说,如果傲娇的人不喜欢你的话,那就根本不会傲娇了。 „It is not good, on the strip mister cannot bear to treat in big group of females.” On the strip works as beckoning with the hand of hemp scalp tingles, said: „Moreover you wear the skirt, making the strip mister eyes not know where toward looks.” “不行不行,上条先生受不了待在一大堆女性里。”上条当麻头皮发麻的摆着手,说道:“而且你们都穿着裙子,让上条先生眼睛都不知道往哪里看。” Facing this excuse, Misaka beautiful zither | Jean can only helpless shrugging arm- does not have the means that the women school uniforms of Gakuentoshi most schools are the skirt, the difference are only the lengths of skirt. 面对这幅说辞,御坂美琴只能无奈的耸了耸肩膀-没办法,学园都市大部分学校的女式校服都是裙子,区别只是裙子的长短而已。 „Do not disregard me!!” Lies on the ground gave out angry roaring bad, „you have what acrobatics, although used toward me! If I beg for mercy I am the dog! Is the dog!!” “你们不要无视我啊！！”趴在地上的不良发出了怒吼,“你们有什么把戏,尽管朝着我用出来好了！我要是求饶我就是狗！是狗！！” „Do not be anxious, quick arrived at you.” On the strip works as the hemp calm tracing cell phone, said: „When ting resounds, is the period of your suffering defeat.” “你别急,很快就到你了。”上条当麻淡定的摸了摸手机,说道:“铃声响起之时,就是你败北之期。” „-” “呵-” Bad, disdains extremely. 不良,极其不屑。 ............ ………… ............ ………… Dozen minutes regarding three people, a little suffering, but along with going to the strip works as resounding of hemp cell phone ring tone, the time of this suffering passed by finally. 十几分钟的时间对于三人来说,都有点煎熬,不过伴随着上条当麻手机铃声的响起,这一段煎熬的时光总算是过去了。 „Ok, your nightmare came.” On strip, when hemp unemotional opened line, then after compression package of decompressions that the opposite party transmits, opened the first picture. “好了,你的噩梦来了。”上条当麻面无表情的打开了line,然后把对方传来的压缩包解压之后,打开了第一张图片。 „Pū-” “噗-” On strip, when the hemp sees that moment of picture, at that time pū smiled, he lifted the hand to cover oneself mouth rapidly, but a shoulder of that peak peak lacked exposed his time mood. 上条当麻看到图片的那一刻,当时就噗的笑了出来,他迅速抬起手捂住了自己的嘴巴,但是那一耸一耸的肩膀缺暴露了他此时的心情。 „On the strip elder brother, what you are looking, smiles this?” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean curious toward going to strip, when the phone screen of hemp looked, then made and previous strip works as hemp exactly the same response. “上条哥,你在看什么,笑成这样？”御坂美琴好奇的朝着上条当麻的手机屏幕看了过去,然后做出了和上条当麻一模一样的反应。 „?” “？” The bodgie bemused looks that front this covers the men and women who the mouth is puffing and blowing to laugh one on the left and other on the right, cannot bear say: „What are you doing?” 不良少年一脸问号的看着面前这一左一右捂着嘴巴吭哧吭哧发笑的男女,忍不住说道:“你们在搞什么？” „We are looking at your end.” On strip, when the hemp turns the head, a face smile squatted, said: „I give you again an opportunity, don't you really give?” “我们在看你的末日。”上条当麻转过头来,一脸笑容的蹲了下来,说道:“我再给你一次机会,你真的不给吗？” „Claw close to!” The wolves of seven area expressed oneself are unyielding. “爪巴！”七区之狼表示自己铁骨铮铮。 „Good.” On strip, when a hemp face pities turns over the cell phone in hand, delivered to the front of wolves of seven area the screen, said: „I can only disseminate this picture.” “那好吧。”上条当麻一脸怜悯的把手里的手机翻转过来,把屏幕送到了七区之狼的面前,说道:“那我只能把这张照片传播出去了。” „?” “？” Appears in the picture, is headless knight different hears Luli, Coser that Syre raises, coser in picture wears the tight-fitting rubber clothes, that small, but has to concave-convex the incisiveness of stature exposition, the mouth-watering desire drops, but, her head...... 出现在照片里的,是一个无头骑士异闻录里,塞尔提的Coser,照片里的coser穿着紧身的胶衣,那较小但凹凸有致的身材暴露的淋漓尽致,让人垂涎欲滴,只不过,她的头部…… Is front this bad. 是面前这个不良的。 „??” “？？” „This.” On strip, when the hemp stretched out the finger to move a picture, but this appearance, was the Mahou Shoujo small circle...... bad cos version. “还有这张。”上条当麻伸出指头拨动了一下画面,而这一次出现的,是魔法少女小圆的……不良cos版。 „???” “？？？” „This-” on the strip works as hemp putting out picture, is appearance that front this bad wear baby takes- looks like adult baby pIay to be the same. “还有这个-”上条当麻这一次拿出的照片,是面前这位不良穿着婴儿服的模样-就像是成人婴儿pIay一样。 „????” “？？？？” „This......” this time, is wears the pink apron home clothing/taking moe the appearance dull. “还有这个……”这一次,是穿着粉色围裙家居服的呆萌模样。 „Not...... not......” unyielding arrogance eternal the wolves of seven area showed the shivering expression, he screamed: „I have not made these pictures!!” “不……不……不……”铁骨铮铮・傲气万古・七区之狼露出了颤抖的表情,他尖叫道:“我从来没有拍过这些照片！！” „Yes, you have not patted, but others do not know!” On strip, when the hemp looks like a belt/bring evil person to be the same at this time, on his face brings fierce and evil( in the wolf eye of seven area) smile, „this is the PS charm! If you not fantasizing the driver hand over, I turn head print several these pictures extremely, scatters the bodgie to seventh area.” “是的,你没拍过,但是其他人不知道呀！”上条当麻此时就像是一个带恶人一样,他的脸上带着狰狞而邪恶(七区之狼眼中)的笑容,“这就是PS的魅力！如果你不把幻想御手交出来的话,我回头就把这些照片打印几万分,撒给第七区的不良少年。” „...... You cannot be......” wolf of whole person seven area is not good, his unbelievable looks that on the strip works as the hemp, saying of trembling: „Kills people not the excessive point place!” “不……你不能这么做……”七区之狼整个人都不好了,他难以置信的看着上条当麻,哆哆嗦嗦的说道:“杀人不过头点地！” „Don't you give?” “那你给不给？” „...... I give.” The wolves of seven area low oneself arrogant head. “……我给。”七区之狼低下了自己高傲的头颅。 „Many, I remember a moment ago......” at this time, Misaka beautiful zither | Jean Shouzhi is arriving at own lip, saying of smiling: „Some people had said that did oneself admit defeat is the dog is coming?” “诶多,我刚才记得……”这时,御坂美琴手指抵着自己的嘴唇,笑眯眯的说道:“有人曾经说过,自己服软就是狗来着？” „......” “……” Raising the head of the wolves of seven area tremble, in his eye is flooding the tears. 七区之狼哆哆嗦嗦的抬起头来,他的眼中充斥着泪水。 „woof-” “汪-” ............ ………… ............ ………… „Therefore, the fantasy driver is this thing?” A Misaka beautiful zither | Jean face subtle in looks to begin MP3, said: „MP3? Audio frequency?” “所以,幻想御手就是这玩意？”御坂美琴一脸微妙的看着手里的MP3,说道:“MP3？音频？” „He said.” On strip, when the hemp shrugs the arm, said: „I suggested that you go back to ask multipurpose duo loves the clothes, how had a look to like the clothes elder sister saying.” “他是这么说的。”上条当麻耸了耸肩膀,说道:“我建议你回去问一下万能的哆啦爱衣,看看爱衣姐怎么说。” „Also ok.” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean admitted in MP3 the pocket, then grinning putting out a hand patted the strip to work as the arm of hemp, said: „On strip elder brother, this time many thanks you! If not you acts, I have really not known how must be able fantasizing the driver takes from his hand.” “也行。”御坂美琴把MP3放进了口袋里,然后笑嘻嘻的伸手拍了拍上条当麻的手臂,说道:“上条哥,这次多谢你啦！如果不是你出手,我还真不知道要怎么样才能从他手里把幻想御手拿到手。” „All right, big matter.” On the strip works as hemp smiling beckoning with the hand, he said in a soft voice: „Actually is not big......” “没事儿,多大点事儿啊。”上条当麻一脸笑意的摆了摆手,他轻声说道:“其实也不是什么大……” „Onee-sama-” “姐姐大人啊啊啊啊啊-” On strip, when the words of hemp have not said that two who a person's shadow as if runs away flushed toward here equally, „black mole was only...... the black mole is only hit sleepy, how Onee-sama with the bodgie coming out appointment!!” 上条当麻的话还没说完,一个人影就仿佛脱缰的二哈一样朝着这边冲了过来,“黑子只是……黑子只是打了一个瞌睡,姐姐大人怎么就和不良少年出来约会了啊啊啊啊！！” The voice falls, Shiroi black mole both feet treads on the ground fiercely, then toward going to strip, when hemp flies to kick, in the mouth shouted to shout: „Bodgie dies to the master!” 话音落下,白井黑子双脚猛地在地上一踏,然后朝着上条当麻一记飞踢,口中嚷嚷道:“不良少年给爷死！” „Black mole-” whole body twined Misaka beautiful zither | Jean block/gear of thunder and lightning to work as the front of hemp on the strip, she stretched out the left hand to hug Shiroi black mole in the bosom, said: „This is my big brother, what are you thinking?” “黑子-”浑身缠绕着雷电的御坂美琴挡在了上条当麻的面前,她伸出左手把白井黑子抱在了怀里,说道:“这是我的大哥,你在想什么呢？” „Big...... big brother?” The look of Shiroi black mole presented a confusedness, she muttered: „Does Onee-sama...... have the Elder Brother?” “大……大哥？”白井黑子的眼神出现了一丝的迷茫,她喃喃道:“姐姐大人……有哥哥？” „, Not one's own.” On strip, when numb Che pulled the corners of the mouth, said: „Said again, I and Misaka like, possibly are not the one's own brother and sister.” “呃,不是亲生的。”上条当麻扯了扯嘴角,说道:“再说了,我和御坂也不像,不可能是亲生兄妹的。” „???” “？？？” On the head of Shiroi black mole a string of question marks. 白井黑子的脑袋上一连串的问号。 It is not, should not be the sentiment Elder Brother?? Black mole danger!? 不是,该不会是情哥哥吧？？黑子・危！？ „Onee-sama, this mister is your anyone!!” Shiroi black mole tight is holding the shoulder of Misaka beautiful zither | Jean, grimaces, puppy that as if protects the food same looks that the strip works as the hemp, „has the anthropoid ape of heart of coveting to Onee-sama!?” “姐姐大人,这位先生到底是你的什么人！！”白井黑子紧紧的抱着御坂美琴的肩膀,呲牙咧嘴,仿佛护食的小狗一样的看着上条当麻,“难道是对姐姐大人有觊觎之心的类人猿！？” „Black mole-” Misaka beautiful zither | Jean is black a face, said in a low voice: „Where your face is rubbing!!!” “黑子-”御坂美琴黑着一张脸,低声说道:“你的脸在蹭哪里啊！！！” bilibili- bilibili-