Aley Starck, you must make clear, what stands before you are- 亚雷斯塔,你得搞清楚,站在你面前的是- Reincarnation Space samsara ; Gensokyo foreign spokesman and prettiest child ; Lugnica Savior ; Angel Area leader ; The uncrowned king in pirate world ; Near gods Artemis pillow person ; Gods good best friend ; The Disboard first only god...... 轮回空间轮回者;幻想乡的对外代言人兼最靓的崽;露格尼卡的救世主;天使区的领导者;海贼世界的无冕之王;神明阿尔忒弥斯的枕边人;神明芙蕾娅的好闺蜜;迪司博德的第一任唯一神…… In my front, but also no one can compared with my black heart! 在我的面前,还没有人能比我更黑心！ No one is better than me! 啊呸,是没有人比我更善良！ Elisebell both hands hold the chest, during is lost in thought- how she must the pit come back in the ponder, after all Aley Starck's wave „for you consider” the method, is really makes her have one type to expose the world, destroys this thing is then pressing the Aley Starck's head at the impulsion that the ground rubs. 爱茜蓓尔双手抱胸,陷入了沉思之中-她在思考要怎么坑回来,毕竟亚雷斯塔的这一波“为你着想”的手段,实在是让她有一种想暴露世界,把这玩意打碎然后摁着亚雷斯塔的脑袋在地上摩擦的冲动。 After the key was this B pit her, but also „good brothers, I to be good to you? Do not be too affected” expression- your horse, the donkey of Rhodes does not have your black heart! The donkey is lets you 007 at most , after you are lets you 007, thought that this is the lucky report. 关键是这B坑了她之后,还一副“好兄弟,我对你好吧？不要太感动”的表情-你马的,罗德岛的驴都没你黑心！驴顶多是让你007,你这是让你007之后还觉得这是福报。 „What kind of, the good brothers, to consider that whom made come?” Aley Starck was telling with the tranquil sound innermost feelings jumps for joy-, if not situated in maintaining livelihood cabin, if in the use auxiliary ponder machine, he a face happily has not raised own both hands now, said loudly: „Can the pit good brothers, who also be able to achieve besides me like this?” “怎么样,好兄弟,考虑好了让谁过来吗？”亚雷斯塔用平静的声音诉说着自己内心的雀跃-如果不是处于维生舱之中,如果不是在使用辅助思考机器,他现在已经一脸得意的举起了自己的双手,大声说道:“能这样坑好兄弟,除了我还有谁做得到？” „Said is also......” Elisebell thinks, said: „Said that I have not seen my godmother and biological mother for a long time, might as well receive them?” “说的也是……”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“说起来我好久没见过我干妈和亲妈了,不如把她俩接过来吧？” ~ air/Qi is not mad, air/Qi? 诶~气不气,气不气？ Elisebell was telling with the innocent expression innermost feelings jumps for joy- , if not the present must develop Aley Starck, moreover cannot expose own that black heart, she a face happily has raised oneself both hands now, said loudly: „Can the pit law good brothers, who also be able to achieve besides me like this?” 爱茜蓓尔用无辜的表情诉说着自己内心的雀跃-如果不是现在要演亚雷斯塔,而且不能暴露自己的那颗黑心,她现在已经一脸得意的举起了自己的双手,大声说道:“能这样坑法好兄弟,除了我还有谁做得到？” „-” “嘀嘀嘀-” When Elisebell said whose must see, Aley Starck immediately feels an intermittent cerebral hemorrhage- can your horse, how have people like you? 就在爱茜蓓尔说出要见谁的时候,亚雷斯塔立刻感觉到一阵阵的脑溢血-你马的,怎么能有你这种人？ In the person eye of this world, who the Elisebell biological mother and are the godmother? The former is one of the magic side giants, the most archbishop of British puritanism, Roller Steward ; The latter is the current queen in Britain, Lisa. 在这个世界的人眼中,爱茜蓓尔的亲妈和干妈是谁？前者是魔法侧的巨头之一,英国清教的最大主教,萝拉・史都华;后者是英国的现任女王,伊莉莎。 Really, if not Aley Starck does not facilitate to explode now thickly, he must certainly that bad and long footbinding cloths be the same with next door Grandma Mary, talking endlessly spoke one hour of bad language. 真的,如果不是亚雷斯塔现在不方便爆粗,他肯定要和隔壁玛丽奶奶那又臭又长的裹脚布一样,喋喋不休的说上一个小时的脏话。 This little loli such black heart? I make you shout that the family member is to make you weave, cushion Dick such tool person to shout the god cracking fire, facilitates me to promote the plan, you special how...... 这个小萝莉怎么这么黑心啊？我让你喊亲人是让你把神裂火织、茵蒂克丝这样的工具人喊过来,方便我推动计划,你特么怎么…… This feeling looked like you to pass through Other World, then becomes the big fiendish person who ruled a region by force, was deliberately considering worked as the fiendish person, do't that can catch a princess to add to the fun? Therefore the big hand wields, lets catch a princess to come back , after the result came back, you fix the eyes on one- grass, why roosts a night of princess? 这种感觉就像是你穿越到了异世界,然后成为了雄霸一方的大魔王,寻思着自己都当魔王了,那不得抓个公主助助兴？于是大手一挥,让手下去抓个公主回来,结果等手下回来之后,你定睛一眼-草,为什么是栖夜公主？ Am I make you catch the princess, the princess you can understand? Princess! Does not make you catch the next big fiendish person to come back, the father has not wanted to abdicate! 我是让你抓公主,公主你听得懂吗？公主！不是让你抓下一任大魔王回来啊,老子还不想退位啊！ ............ ………… ............ ………… Elisebell looked at a blood pressure Aley Starck who rises, with filling the anticipation and Greek wing and innocent small look looks at him, timid and asking of hope: „No?” 爱茜蓓尔看了一眼血压正在上升的亚雷斯塔,用充满了期待、希翼而又无辜的小眼神看着他,胆怯而又渴望的问道:“不行吗？” What good intention can LIttle El (love) have to think? 小爱能有什么好心思呢？ If others, after hearing Elisebell such inquiry, it is estimated that immediately hot is patting the chest, said loudly: „Relax, Freiza is overthrown by my elegant wooden tea!” 如果是别人,在听到了爱茜蓓尔这样的询问之后,估计会立刻一头热的拍着胸口,大声说道:“放心吧,弗利沙就由我雅木茶来打倒！” Who however is Aley Starck? The A Certain Magical Index World first spicy heart old radish, the entrapped person head and tail may circle equator three connected, compared with fragrant returns awesome floatingly! 但是亚雷斯塔是谁？魔禁世界第一辣心老萝卜,坑害的人首尾相连可绕赤道三圈,比香飘飘还牛批呢！ „Can yes, however your two mothers really have the time?” Aley Starck will certainly not reject on own initiative, he must damage the Elisebell confidence from one side, „Roller Steward and Lisa are busy men, usually works is very laborious, you also want them to come to look at you from afar, a little should not.” “可以是可以,但是你的两位母亲真的有时间吗？”亚雷斯塔当然不会主动拒绝了,他要从侧面打击爱茜蓓尔的信心,“萝拉・史都华和伊莉莎都是大忙人,平时工作都很辛苦,你还要她们千里迢迢过来看你,有点不应该哦。” Have a look! 看看！ Emotional quotient lowly: Did you invite the you mother? 低情商:你邀请you妈呢？ Emotional quotient high: the you mother is very busy. 高情商:you妈很忙。 „......” Elisebell did not reveal „ponder” expression. “唔……”爱茜蓓尔露出了“沉思”的表情。 „Therefore, might as well first invite you not too busy friend to play,...... you had the time as for your mother, oneself go back to have a look.” Aley Starck appeals, educates with reason, „must learn to forgive own parents.” “所以,不如先邀请你不太忙的朋友过来玩,至于你的母亲……等你有时间了,自己回去看看也可以嘛。”亚雷斯塔动之以情,晓之以理,“要学会体谅自己的父母。” ‚Good that grass, he said is reasonable, however my innermost feelings does not have the fluctuation.’ Elisebell crooked tilting the head, said: „Good, indeed a little truth......” ‘草,他说的好有道理,但是我的内心毫无波动。’爱茜蓓尔歪了歪头,说道:“好吧,的确有点道理……” „Therefore you invited your friend to play.” Aley Starck selected a to praise for oneself quick-witted, he felt that oneself was really strong. “所以你就邀请自己的朋友过来玩玩吧。”亚雷斯塔为自己的机智点了一个赞,他感觉自己实在是太强了。 „......” Elisebell did not ponder for several seconds, said: „Feels to trouble, or do you trade a compensation?” “唔……”爱茜蓓尔沉思了几秒,说道:“感觉好麻烦,要不你换个补偿吧？” „?” “？” Aley Starck can the fruit that cannot use pledge with oneself present, he real, has not really thought will have such path- what ghost trades a compensation is? 亚雷斯塔可以用自己现在已经用不上的蛋蛋发誓,他是真的,真的没有想到过会有这样的道路-换个补偿是什么鬼？ „It is not......” Aley Starck opens mouth, said: „Trades a compensation?” “不是……”亚雷斯塔张了张嘴,说道:“换个补偿？” „Right, invited the words that others played, calculated going abroad? Going abroad also visa?” Elisebell is breaking off the finger, said: „Felt that troubles! Moreover must take plane anything, moreover and the others came also to meet...... in various significances is very troublesome.” “对啊,把别人邀请过来玩的话,算出国吧？出国还签证的吧？”爱茜蓓尔掰着手指头,说道:“感觉好麻烦啊！而且还要坐飞机什么的,而且等人过来还要去接……各种意义上都很麻烦啊。” My grass Grandma Li! 我草李奶奶！ Aley Starck felt that oneself latter molar started to hurt, did you dislike unexpectedly troublesome? You know me, for this plan did make the great effort? 亚雷斯塔感觉自己的后槽牙都开始疼起来了,你居然嫌麻烦？你知道我为了这个计划付出了多大的努力吗？ How I have a fever 72 degrees to plan the pit you! 我发烧72度都在计划怎么坑你啊！ „Don't you want to reunite with your friend?” “你就不想和你朋友团聚吗？” „Issue is not big, I was infatuated with the online game recently, I can online hit the web with them, but can also the voice.” Elisebell righteous saying. “问题不大,我最近迷上网络游戏了,我可以和她们一起联机打网游,还能语音。”爱茜蓓尔理直气壮的说道。 „In Gakuentoshi is a local area network, cannot with the connection.” “学园都市内是局域网,不能和外界连通的。” „Oh, that I decoded, now can outside the even/including the net.” “噢,那个呀,那个我破解了,现在可以连外网的。” „?” “？” It is not, I am the director in Gakuentoshi, you are keeping off my surface, said with me, you decoded the local area network of Gakuentoshi, now can with the relation...... 不是,我是学园都市的理事长,你挡着我的面,和我说,你破解了学园都市的局域网,现在可以和外界联系…… Do you have that little disrespect to my status? 你是不是对我的身份有那么一点点的不尊重？ Aley Starck is silent is looking at Elisebell, he realized again, oneself this good brothers' brain circuit, is really at variance with the average man. 亚雷斯塔沉默着看着爱茜蓓尔,他再一次意识到,自己这个好兄弟的脑回路,真的是异于常人。 „I will strengthen the network patch.” Aley Starck's calm saying, „in three days, must seal you.” “我会加强网络补丁的。”亚雷斯塔淡定的说道,“三天内,必封你。” „?” “？” Takes a look, taking a look, is this words that the person spoke? 瞧瞧,瞧瞧,这是人说的话吗？ „Believes me to lead the kids to leave home?” Elisebell looked at a Aley Starck, then lowers the head, said: „Heyte carries off, the beautiful zither | Jean carries off, Shen Li carries off, eats the bee and honeypot ant carries off, the sail wind sleek/moist innertube walks......” “信不信我带着娃们离家出走？”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼亚雷斯塔,然后低下头,说道:“艾特带走,美琴带走,沈利带走,食蜂和蜜蚁带走,帆风润子带走……” Aley Starck could not bear at that time to Elisebell buckled a question mark- my Gakuentoshi such how many Lv.5, did you prepare to me all dig? You are capable of that...... you having, that was all right. 亚雷斯塔当时就忍不住给爱茜蓓尔扣了一个问号-我学园都市就这么几个Lv.5,你准备给我全挖了？你有那个能力……哦你有,那没事了。 „Ok, I did not seal your number.” “行吧,那我不封你号了。” „I do not leave home.” “那我也不离家出走了。” After an confrontation, two people are the tie end. 一番交锋之后,两人又是平局收场。 ‚Worthily is the spicy heart old radish, is really hateful!’ ‘不愧是辣心老萝卜,真可恶！’ ‚Worthily is the brain circuit surprised good brothers, is really troublesome.’ ‘不愧是脑回路惊奇的好兄弟,真麻烦。’ Elisebell and Aley Starck felt that the opposite party is very thorny, worthily is the good brothers who I approve! You absolutely are the cancer of human! 爱茜蓓尔和亚雷斯塔都感觉对方很棘手,不愧是我认可的好兄弟！你绝对是人类之癌！ „Therefore returned to the topic.” Aley Starck's tranquil saying: „Game will be always greasy, don't you want to go to take a walk with your friend?” “所以回归刚才的话题吧。”亚雷斯塔平静的说道:“游戏总是会腻的,你就不想和你的朋友一起出去逛街吗？” „Does not think.” Elisebell straightforward shaking the head, said: „Was reasonable, was too cold in the winter, in the summer was too hot, autumn was too deficient, spring was too tired.” “不太想。”爱茜蓓尔耿直的摇了摇头,说道:“讲道理,冬天太冷了,夏天太热了,秋天太乏了,春天太累了。” „?” “？” Aley Starck looks at Elisebell not silently, he wants to ask one, who is your set of view and studies? Is throughout the year well-founded, you slept a moment ago throughout the year at home. 亚雷斯塔一言不发的看着爱茜蓓尔,他很想问一句,你这套说法是和谁学的？一年四季都有理由,你刚才一年四季都在家睡觉好了。 ( Yukari Yakumo: Good good!) (八云紫:好呀好呀！) „Good brothers, you really to meet with your friend?” Aley Starck inquired. “好兄弟,你真的不想和你的朋友见面吗？”亚雷斯塔询问道。 „It is not does not think that......” Elisebell pondered for several seconds, said: „Only if you accept my condition.” “也不是不想……”爱茜蓓尔沉思了几秒,说道:“除非你答应我一个条件。” „......” Aley Starck slightly cannot be checked pulled own corners of the mouth- is I compensates obviously your, why wants me to accept your condition? Didn't this turn into me to ask you? “……”亚雷斯塔微不可查的扯了扯自己的嘴角-明明是我补偿你的,为什么要我答应你条件？这不就变成了我在拜托你了吗？ That is not good, where does the dignity of my director place? 那不行,那我理事长的尊严放在哪里？ „I cannot accept your condition.” Saying of director righteousness expression, „, but I can comply with your request.” “我不能答应你一个条件。”理事长义正言辞的说道,“但是我可以答应你一个请求。” Right, is you are asking me to help you handle matters, rather than I accept your request! 对,是你在请我帮你办事,而不是我答应你的要求！ If not cannot move, Aley Starck ensure wants both hands fork waist well to be spirited, I may really be too fierce. 如果不是不能动,亚雷斯塔保证要双手叉腰好好神气一番,我可真是太厉害了。 „This......” Elisebell wants to ask that this has anything to distinguish, but looks at Aley Starck that serious expression, decides to give the opposite party to save face. “啊这……”爱茜蓓尔很想问这有什么区别,但是看着亚雷斯塔那严肃的表情,决定还是给对方留点面子。 Otherwise this fragrant-flowered garlic does not arrive on ga, is troublesome. 不然这韭菜就噶不到了,多麻烦啊。 „Good.” Elisebell showed the encouraging expression, nods gently, as if received the big grievance to be the same, making Aley Starck have being ready to fight, wants impulsion that taught her to cultivate the behavior. “那好吧。”爱茜蓓尔露出了勉为其难的表情,轻轻地点了点头,似乎受了多大的委屈一样,让亚雷斯塔有一种摩拳擦掌,想要教她做人的冲动。 „My request is......” Elisebell says here, the thought started revolving of speed of light- can also beg what advantage, will not disturb the Aley Starck's plan...... “我的请求就是……”爱茜蓓尔说道这里,思维开始光速的旋转了起来-还能讨要什么好处,又不会干扰到亚雷斯塔的计划…… Aha, had! 啊哈,有了！ Raising the head of Elisebell maintains composure, looks that Aley Starck said: „I heard that in present Lv.5, there is a rare original stone? I want to study him, can transfer record/native place him to my research institute in?” 爱茜蓓尔不动声色的抬起头来,看着亚雷斯塔说道:“我听说现在的Lv.5之中,有一个稀有的原石？我想要研究一下他,可以把他转籍到我的研究所里来吗？” „......” “……” Aley Starck gawked, he has not thought the request of Elisebell unexpectedly is this- does your horse, you really want to catch the whole lot in a dragnet my Lv.5? 亚雷斯塔愣了一下,他怎么也没想到爱茜蓓尔的要求居然是这个-你马的,你真的想把我的Lv.5都一网打尽吗？ „No?” Elisebell showed pleasantly surprised expression-, interesting, if you did refuse that not to blame me? “不行吗？”爱茜蓓尔露出了惊喜的表情-诶,有意思,你要是拒绝了那可别怪我了哦？ „......” Aley Starck silent several seconds, then pulls a long face saying: „Ok.” “……”亚雷斯塔沉默了几秒,然后绷着脸说道:“可以。” Endured, endured! 忍了,忍了！