AleyStarck, youmustmake clear, whatstandsbefore you are-亚雷斯塔,你得搞清楚,站在你面前的是-Reincarnation Spacesamsara;Gensokyoforeignspokesmanandprettiestchild;LugnicaSavior;Angel Arealeader; The uncrowned king in pirateworld;NeargodsArtemispillowperson;Godsgoodbest friend; The Disboardfirstonlygod......轮回空间轮回者;幻想乡的对外代言人兼最靓的崽;露格尼卡的救世主;天使区的领导者;海贼世界的无冕之王;神明阿尔忒弥斯的枕边人;神明芙蕾娅的好闺蜜;迪司博德的第一任唯一神……Inmyfront, but alsono onecancompared withmyblack heart!
在我的面前,还没有人能比我更黑心!
No oneis better than me!
啊呸,是没有人比我更善良!Elisebellboth handshold the chest, during is lost in thought- howshemust the pitcome backin the ponder, after allAleyStarck'swave„foryouconsider” the method, is really makesherhaveonetype to expose the world, destroysthisthingis then pressing the AleyStarck'sheadat the impulsion that the groundrubs.爱茜蓓尔双手抱胸,陷入了沉思之中-她在思考要怎么坑回来,毕竟亚雷斯塔的这一波“为你着想”的手段,实在是让她有一种想暴露世界,把这玩意打碎然后摁着亚雷斯塔的脑袋在地上摩擦的冲动。
After the keywasthisBpither, but also„goodbrothers, Ito be good to you? Do not be too affected”expression- yourhorse, the donkey of Rhodesdoes not haveyourblack heart! The donkeyisletsyou007at most , after you are letsyou007, thought that thisis the luckyreport.
关键是这B坑了她之后,还一副“好兄弟,我对你好吧?不要太感动”的表情-你马的,罗德岛的驴都没你黑心!驴顶多是让你007,你这是让你007之后还觉得这是福报。„What kind of, the goodbrothers, to consider that whommadecome?”AleyStarckwas tellingwith the tranquilsoundinnermost feelingsjumps for joy-, ifnotsituated inmaintaining livelihoodcabin, ifin the useauxiliarypondermachine, he a facehappilyhas not raisedownboth handsnow, saidloudly: „Can the pitgoodbrothers, whoalsobe able to achievebesidesmelike this?”
“怎么样,好兄弟,考虑好了让谁过来吗?”亚雷斯塔用平静的声音诉说着自己内心的雀跃-如果不是处于维生舱之中,如果不是在使用辅助思考机器,他现在已经一脸得意的举起了自己的双手,大声说道:“能这样坑好兄弟,除了我还有谁做得到?”„Said is also......”Elisebellthinks,said: „Said that Ihave not seenmygodmother and biological motherfor a long time, might as wellreceivethem?”
“说的也是……”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“说起来我好久没见过我干妈和亲妈了,不如把她俩接过来吧?”~air/Qiis not mad, air/Qi?
诶~气不气,气不气?Elisebellwas tellingwith the innocentexpressioninnermost feelingsjumps for joy- , if not the presentmustdevelopAleyStarck, moreovercannotexposeownthatblack heart, she a facehappilyhas raisedoneselfboth handsnow, saidloudly: „Can the pitlawgoodbrothers, whoalsobe able to achievebesidesmelike this?”爱茜蓓尔用无辜的表情诉说着自己内心的雀跃-如果不是现在要演亚雷斯塔,而且不能暴露自己的那颗黑心,她现在已经一脸得意的举起了自己的双手,大声说道:“能这样坑法好兄弟,除了我还有谁做得到?”„-”
“嘀嘀嘀-”WhenElisebellsaidwhosemustsee, AleyStarckimmediatelyfeels an intermittentcerebral hemorrhage- can yourhorse, howhavepeople like you?
就在爱茜蓓尔说出要见谁的时候,亚雷斯塔立刻感觉到一阵阵的脑溢血-你马的,怎么能有你这种人?In the personeye of thisworld, who the Elisebellbiological motherand are the godmother? The formeris one of the magicsidegiants, the mostarchbishop of Britishpuritanism, Roller Steward; The latteris the currentqueen in Britain, Lisa.
在这个世界的人眼中,爱茜蓓尔的亲妈和干妈是谁?前者是魔法侧的巨头之一,英国清教的最大主教,萝拉・史都华;后者是英国的现任女王,伊莉莎。Really, if notAleyStarckdoes not facilitateto explodenowthickly, hemust certainlythatbad and longfootbinding cloths be the same withnext doorGrandmaMary, talking endlesslyspokeonehour of bad language.
真的,如果不是亚雷斯塔现在不方便爆粗,他肯定要和隔壁玛丽奶奶那又臭又长的裹脚布一样,喋喋不休的说上一个小时的脏话。Thislittle lolisuchblack heart? Imakeyoushout that the family member is to make youweave, cushionDicksuchtoolpersonto shout the godcrackingfire, facilitatesmeto promote the plan, youspecialhow......
这个小萝莉怎么这么黑心啊?我让你喊亲人是让你把神裂火织、茵蒂克丝这样的工具人喊过来,方便我推动计划,你特么怎么……Thisfeelinglooked likeyouto pass throughOther World, thenbecomes the bigfiendish person who ruled a region by force, was deliberately consideringworked as the fiendish person, do't thatcancatch a princessto add to the fun? Therefore the big handwields, letscatch a princessto come back , after the resultcame back, youfix the eyes onone- grass, whyroosts a night of princess?
这种感觉就像是你穿越到了异世界,然后成为了雄霸一方的大魔王,寻思着自己都当魔王了,那不得抓个公主助助兴?于是大手一挥,让手下去抓个公主回来,结果等手下回来之后,你定睛一眼-草,为什么是栖夜公主?
Am Imakeyoucatch the princess, the princessyoucan understand? Princess! Does not makeyoucatch the nextbigfiendish personto come back, the fatherhas not wantedto abdicate!
我是让你抓公主,公主你听得懂吗?公主!不是让你抓下一任大魔王回来啊,老子还不想退位啊!............
…………............
…………Elisebelllooked at a blood pressureAleyStarck who rises, withfilling the anticipation and Greekwing and innocentsmalllooklooks athim, timidandasking of hope: „No?”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼血压正在上升的亚雷斯塔,用充满了期待、希翼而又无辜的小眼神看着他,胆怯而又渴望的问道:“不行吗?”Whatgood intention can LIttle El (love)haveto think?小爱能有什么好心思呢?
If others, afterhearingElisebellsuchinquiry, it is estimated thatimmediatelyhotis patting the chest, saidloudly: „Relax, Freizais overthrownbymyelegantwoodentea!”
如果是别人,在听到了爱茜蓓尔这样的询问之后,估计会立刻一头热的拍着胸口,大声说道:“放心吧,弗利沙就由我雅木茶来打倒!”Whohowever is AleyStarck? The A Certain Magical Index Worldfirstspicyheartoldradish, the entrappedpersonhead and tailmaycircleequatorthreeconnected, compared withfragrantreturnsawesomefloatingly!
但是亚雷斯塔是谁?魔禁世界第一辣心老萝卜,坑害的人首尾相连可绕赤道三圈,比香飘飘还牛批呢!„Canyes, howeveryourtwomothersreallyhave the time?”AleyStarckwill certainly not rejecton own initiative, hemustdamage the Elisebellconfidencefrom one side, „Roller StewardandLisaarebusy men, usuallyworks is very laborious, youalsowantthemto cometo look atyoufrom afar, a littleshould not.”
“可以是可以,但是你的两位母亲真的有时间吗?”亚雷斯塔当然不会主动拒绝了,他要从侧面打击爱茜蓓尔的信心,“萝拉・史都华和伊莉莎都是大忙人,平时工作都很辛苦,你还要她们千里迢迢过来看你,有点不应该哦。”Have a look!
看看!Emotional quotientlowly: Did youinvite the youmother?
低情商:你邀请you妈呢?Emotional quotienthigh: the youmotheris very busy.
高情商:you妈很忙。„......”Elisebelldid not reveal„ponder”expression.
“唔……”爱茜蓓尔露出了“沉思”的表情。„Therefore, might as wellfirstinviteyounottoobusyfriendto play,...... youhad the timeas foryourmother, oneselfgo backto have a look.”AleyStarckappeals, educates with reason, „mustlearnto forgiveownparents.”
“所以,不如先邀请你不太忙的朋友过来玩,至于你的母亲……等你有时间了,自己回去看看也可以嘛。”亚雷斯塔动之以情,晓之以理,“要学会体谅自己的父母。”‚Good that grass, hesaidis reasonable, howevermyinnermost feelingsdoes not have the fluctuation.’Elisebellcrookedtilting the head, said: „Good, indeeda littletruth......”
‘草,他说的好有道理,但是我的内心毫无波动。’爱茜蓓尔歪了歪头,说道:“好吧,的确有点道理……”„Thereforeyouinvitedyourfriendto play.”AleyStarckselected a to praiseforoneselfquick-witted, hefelt that oneself was really strong.
“所以你就邀请自己的朋友过来玩玩吧。”亚雷斯塔为自己的机智点了一个赞,他感觉自己实在是太强了。„......”Elisebelldid not ponder for severalseconds, said: „Feelsto trouble, or do youtrade a compensation?”
“唔……”爱茜蓓尔沉思了几秒,说道:“感觉好麻烦,要不你换个补偿吧?”„?”
“?”AleyStarckcan the fruit that cannot usepledgewithoneselfpresent,hereal, has not really thoughtwill havesuchpath- whatghosttrades a compensationis?亚雷斯塔可以用自己现在已经用不上的蛋蛋发誓,他是真的,真的没有想到过会有这样的道路-换个补偿是什么鬼?„It is not......”AleyStarckopens mouth, said: „Trades a compensation?”
“不是……”亚雷斯塔张了张嘴,说道:“换个补偿?”„Right, invited the words that othersplayed, calculatedgoing abroad? Going abroadalsovisa?”Elisebellis breaking off the finger, said: „Felt that troubles! Moreovermusttake planeanything, moreoverand the otherscamealso to meet...... invarioussignificances is very troublesome.”
“对啊,把别人邀请过来玩的话,算出国吧?出国还签证的吧?”爱茜蓓尔掰着手指头,说道:“感觉好麻烦啊!而且还要坐飞机什么的,而且等人过来还要去接……各种意义上都很麻烦啊。”MygrassGrandmaLi!
我草李奶奶!AleyStarckfelt that oneselflattermolarstartedto hurt, did youdislikeunexpectedlytroublesome? Youknowme, forthisplandid make the greateffort?亚雷斯塔感觉自己的后槽牙都开始疼起来了,你居然嫌麻烦?你知道我为了这个计划付出了多大的努力吗?HowIhave a fever72degreesto plan the pityou!
我发烧72度都在计划怎么坑你啊!„Don't youwantto reunitewithyourfriend?”
“你就不想和你朋友团聚吗?”„Issueis not big, Iwas infatuated with the online gamerecently, Icanonlinehit the webwiththem, but can also the voice.”Elisebellrighteoussaying.
“问题不大,我最近迷上网络游戏了,我可以和她们一起联机打网游,还能语音。”爱茜蓓尔理直气壮的说道。„InGakuentoshiis a local area network, cannotwith the connection.”
“学园都市内是局域网,不能和外界连通的。”„Oh, that Idecoded, nowcanoutside the even/including the net.”
“噢,那个呀,那个我破解了,现在可以连外网的。”„?”
“?”
It is not, Iam the director in Gakuentoshi, youare keeping offmysurface, saidwithme,youdecoded the local area network of Gakuentoshi, nowcanwith the relation......
不是,我是学园都市的理事长,你挡着我的面,和我说,你破解了学园都市的局域网,现在可以和外界联系……
Do youhave that littledisrespecttomystatus?
你是不是对我的身份有那么一点点的不尊重?AleyStarckis silentis looking atElisebell, herealizedagain,oneselfthisgoodbrothers'braincircuit, is really at variance with the average man.亚雷斯塔沉默着看着爱茜蓓尔,他再一次意识到,自己这个好兄弟的脑回路,真的是异于常人。„Iwill strengthen the networkpatch.”AleyStarck'scalmsaying, „inthreedays, mustsealyou.”
“我会加强网络补丁的。”亚雷斯塔淡定的说道,“三天内,必封你。”„?”
“?”Takes a look, taking a look, is this words that the personspoke?
瞧瞧,瞧瞧,这是人说的话吗?„Believesmeto lead the kidsto leave home?”Elisebelllooked at a AleyStarck, thenlowers the head, said: „Heytecarries off, the beautifulzither | Jeancarries off, ShenLicarries off, eats the bee and honeypot antcarries off, the sailwindsleek/moistinnertubewalks......”
“信不信我带着娃们离家出走?”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼亚雷斯塔,然后低下头,说道:“艾特带走,美琴带走,沈利带走,食蜂和蜜蚁带走,帆风润子带走……”AleyStarckcould not bearat that timetoElisebellbuckled a question mark- myGakuentoshisuchhow manyLv.5, did youpreparetomealldig? Youare capable ofthat...... youhaving, thatwas all right.亚雷斯塔当时就忍不住给爱茜蓓尔扣了一个问号-我学园都市就这么几个Lv.5,你准备给我全挖了?你有那个能力……哦你有,那没事了。„Ok, Idid not sealyournumber.”
“行吧,那我不封你号了。”„Ido not leave home.”
“那我也不离家出走了。”
After an confrontation, two peopleare the tieend.
一番交锋之后,两人又是平局收场。‚Worthilyis the spicyheartoldradish, is really hateful!’
‘不愧是辣心老萝卜,真可恶!’‚Worthilyis the braincircuitsurprisedgoodbrothers, is really troublesome.’
‘不愧是脑回路惊奇的好兄弟,真麻烦。’ElisebellandAleyStarckfelt that the opposite partyis very thorny, worthilyis the goodbrothers who Iapprove! Youabsolutelyare the cancer of human!爱茜蓓尔和亚雷斯塔都感觉对方很棘手,不愧是我认可的好兄弟!你绝对是人类之癌!„Thereforereturned to the topic.”AleyStarck'stranquilsaying: „Gamewill be always greasy, don't youwantto goto take a walkwithyourfriend?”
“所以回归刚才的话题吧。”亚雷斯塔平静的说道:“游戏总是会腻的,你就不想和你的朋友一起出去逛街吗?”„Does not think.”Elisebellstraightforwardshaking the head, said: „Was reasonable, was too coldin the winter, in the summerwas too hot, autumn was too deficient, springwas too tired.”
“不太想。”爱茜蓓尔耿直的摇了摇头,说道:“讲道理,冬天太冷了,夏天太热了,秋天太乏了,春天太累了。”„?”
“?”AleyStarcklooks atElisebell not silently, hewantsto askone, who is your set of viewandstudies? Is throughout the year well-founded, youslepta moment agothroughout the yearathome.亚雷斯塔一言不发的看着爱茜蓓尔,他很想问一句,你这套说法是和谁学的?一年四季都有理由,你刚才一年四季都在家睡觉好了。
( Yukari Yakumo: Goodgood!)
(八云紫:好呀好呀!)„Goodbrothers, youreally to meetwithyourfriend?”AleyStarckinquired.
“好兄弟,你真的不想和你的朋友见面吗?”亚雷斯塔询问道。„It is not does not think that......”Elisebellpondered for severalseconds, said: „Only ifyouacceptmycondition.”
“也不是不想……”爱茜蓓尔沉思了几秒,说道:“除非你答应我一个条件。”„......”AleyStarckslightlycannotbe checkedpulledowncorners of the mouth- isIcompensatesobviouslyyour, whywantsmeto acceptyourcondition? Didn't thisturn intometo askyou?
“……”亚雷斯塔微不可查的扯了扯自己的嘴角-明明是我补偿你的,为什么要我答应你条件?这不就变成了我在拜托你了吗?Thatis not good, where does the dignity of mydirectorplace?
那不行,那我理事长的尊严放在哪里?„Icannotaccept your condition.”Saying of directorrighteousnessexpression, „, butIcancomply with your request.”
“我不能答应你一个条件。”理事长义正言辞的说道,“但是我可以答应你一个请求。”Right, is you are askingmeto helpyouhandle matters, rather thanIacceptyourrequest!
对,是你在请我帮你办事,而不是我答应你的要求!
If notcannotmove, AleyStarck ensure wantsboth handsforkwaistwellto be spirited, Imayreally betoofierce.
如果不是不能动,亚雷斯塔保证要双手叉腰好好神气一番,我可真是太厉害了。„This......”Elisebellwantsto ask that thishasanythingto distinguish, butlooks atAleyStarckthatseriousexpression, decidesto give the opposite partyto save face.
“啊这……”爱茜蓓尔很想问这有什么区别,但是看着亚雷斯塔那严肃的表情,决定还是给对方留点面子。Otherwisethisfragrant-flowered garlicdoes not arriveonga, is troublesome.
不然这韭菜就噶不到了,多麻烦啊。„Good.”Elisebellshowed the encouragingexpression, nodsgently, as ifreceived the biggrievanceto be the same, makingAleyStarckhavebeing ready to fight, wantsimpulsion that taughtherto cultivate the behavior.
“那好吧。”爱茜蓓尔露出了勉为其难的表情,轻轻地点了点头,似乎受了多大的委屈一样,让亚雷斯塔有一种摩拳擦掌,想要教她做人的冲动。„Myrequestis......”Elisebellsayshere, the thoughtstartedrevolving of speed of light- can also begwhatadvantage, will not disturb the AleyStarck'splan......
“我的请求就是……”爱茜蓓尔说道这里,思维开始光速的旋转了起来-还能讨要什么好处,又不会干扰到亚雷斯塔的计划……Aha, had!
啊哈,有了!Raising the head of Elisebellmaintains composure, looks that AleyStarcksaid: „Iheard that inpresentLv.5, there is a rareoriginalstone? Iwantto studyhim, cantransferrecord/native placehimtomyresearch institutein?”爱茜蓓尔不动声色的抬起头来,看着亚雷斯塔说道:“我听说现在的Lv.5之中,有一个稀有的原石?我想要研究一下他,可以把他转籍到我的研究所里来吗?”„......”
“……”AleyStarckgawked, hehas not thought the request of Elisebellunexpectedlyisthis- does yourhorse, youreallywantto catch the whole lot in a dragnetmyLv.5?亚雷斯塔愣了一下,他怎么也没想到爱茜蓓尔的要求居然是这个-你马的,你真的想把我的Lv.5都一网打尽吗?„No?”Elisebellshowedpleasantly surprisedexpression-, interesting, ifyoudid refusethatnot to blameme?
“不行吗?”爱茜蓓尔露出了惊喜的表情-诶,有意思,你要是拒绝了那可别怪我了哦?„......”AleyStarcksilentseveralseconds, thenpulls a long face saying: „Ok.”
“……”亚雷斯塔沉默了几秒,然后绷着脸说道:“可以。”Endured, endured!
忍了,忍了!
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