Elisebelllooks atfrontthreeballoonfaces, cannot help but an outstretchindex finger of facesmile, pokedin turn.爱茜蓓尔看着面前三个气球脸,不由得一脸笑容的伸出食指,轮流戳了过去。With„bu-”„bu-”„bu-” the deflationsound, the faces of threesmallglobefishreturned to the original conditionimmediately.
伴随着“卟-”“卟-”“卟-”的放气声,三只小河豚的脸顿时恢复了原状。„How? Air/Qithis~”Elisebellsmilinglooks atthreepeople, said: „Iswhobullied the littleprincesses of ourfamily/home~”
“怎么了怎么了?一个个气成这样~”爱茜蓓尔一脸笑意的看着三人,说道:“是谁欺负我们家的小公主们了呀~”„Isyou, isyou, isyou!”
“是你,是你,是你!”„Isyou!”
“就是你!”„Ourelder sisters, love the clotheselder sister!”
“我们的姐姐,爱衣姐!”„Huo, but alsosang.”Elisebellfacesubtleputting out a handreferred to itself, said: „Wú, I do not rememberIhave bulliedyou~”
“霍,还唱起来了。”爱茜蓓尔一脸微妙的伸手指了指自己,说道:“唔姆,我可不记得我欺负过你们了诶~”„Has!”
“就是有!”Elisebellwith a smilelooks atthreepeopleangrily, said: „Saidto look how Idid bullyyou?”爱茜蓓尔笑吟吟的看着气鼓鼓的三人,说道:“说说看,我怎么欺负你们了?”Threeyoungonlyyousaidmyoneeyesis tellingElisebell
三小只你一言我一眼的诉说着爱茜蓓尔的„Crime”-
“罪行”-„Knowsobviouslywelikeguatoo, do not tellus, loving the clotheselder sisterisguafoundertoo!”
“明明知道我们喜欢呱太,却不告诉我们,爱衣姐就是呱太的创始人!”„Every yearlooks that wereturn empty-handedfromGCM, thenspends the high priceto buy the ox the handoffice!”
“每年都看着我们从GCM空手而归,然后花大价钱去买黄牛的手办!”„In brief, loves the clotheselder sister, bad!”
“总之,爱衣姐姐,坏!”„~ was my bad?”Elisebellis supportingownchin, thensmilingsaying: „IfItoldyou, theseoxproducts that youonlinebought, actuallyIwasIsold toyour, wasn't Iworse?”
“诶~我这就坏了呀?”爱茜蓓尔撑着自己的下巴,然后一脸笑意的说道:“那如果我告诉你们,你们在网上买的那些黄牛产品,其实我是我卖给你们的,那我不是更坏了?”„......”
“……”These words saying, the expressions of guatoothreepeople of groupsstupidlylivedat that time.
这句话一说出来,呱太三人组的表情当时就傻住了。Thisfeelinglooked likeyouto pass through the blade of the world ghostextinguishing, developedfrom inside to outsidethoroughlyonetime an outstandingly beautifulbeautiful woman, gave back to the opposite partythighto drawdid not knowmanyto correct miswritten words, whenthenyouhuggedothersare enjoying looking at the moon, knew that the name of beautiful womanwas Muzan Kibutsuji is the same.
这种感觉就像是你穿越到了鬼灭之刃世界,把一个绝色美女从里到外彻底开发了一次,还给对方大腿上画了不知道多少正字,然后当你搂着人家赏月的时候,得知美女的名字是鬼舞辻无惨一样。„It is not......” the expression of Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanis a little vacant, shelooks a facesmilesandflowerresults inElisebell, openedownmouth, difficultsaying: „Does elder sister...... sell?”
“不是……”御坂美琴的表情有点茫然,她看着一脸笑的和花儿似得爱茜蓓尔,张了张自己的嘴巴,艰难的说道:“姐……卖的?”„Right.”Elisebellrighteoussaying: „CanenterGCM, the purchaselimitguatoohandoffice, mustbe the guatoopowder, moreovermustjointo the guatoofan club.”
“对啊。”爱茜蓓尔理直气壮的说道:“能够进入GCM,购买限量呱太手办的,必须是呱太粉,而且要加入到呱太粉丝俱乐部里才可以。”„......”
“……”„After joining the club, yourgameUIDorwill beUID of guatooforumwill conduct binding, but the purchaselimitguatoohandoffice, mustbindUID.”Elisebellsmileslooks atthreepeople, said: „Ifdiscovered that somepeople conduct the maliciousoxto resell, will then prohibitUID-to be natural, yourlimitguatoohas not bought, does not know that the customis also natural.”
“加入俱乐部之后,你的游戏UID或者是呱太论坛的UID都会进行绑定,而购买限量呱太手办,必须要绑定UID。”爱茜蓓尔笑眯眯的看着三人,说道:“如果发现有人进行恶意的黄牛倒卖,那么就会封禁UID-当然,你们一次限量呱太都没买到过,不知道规矩也是理所当然的。”„......”
“……”„It is not, thiscustomnormal, shouldn'twritein the announcement?”Sailwindsleek/moistchildboth handshold the head, calls out in griefto say.
“不是,这种规矩正常来说,不应该写在公告里吗?”帆风润子双手抱头,悲鸣道。„Puffpū~writesin the announcement, can't you pityou?”Elisebellinnocentlooks atthreepeople, said: „Isbecauseonly then, when the purchasepaymentwill spring the notice, can therefore hide the truth fromyou, makingyoubuy the high price.”
“噗噗个噗~写在公告里,你就不能坑你们了吗?”爱茜蓓尔一脸无辜的看着三人,说道:“就是因为只有在现场购买付款的时候才会弹出通知,所以才能瞒着你们,让你们掏钱买高价的啊。”„???”
“???”Threequestion marksappearedin the Elisebellfront, theirthreementalitiescollapsed!
三个问号出现在了爱茜蓓尔的面前,她们仨心态崩了呀!„It is not, does the elder sister, yourpitourmoneydo?”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanwhole personis not good, „Ibuy a handto managemeto eat the earth to for a long time!!”
“不是,姐,你坑我们的钱干什么呀?”御坂美琴整个人都不好了,“我买一个手办我吃土要好久的!!”„Aren't yourspending moneyalsoIgive?”Elisebellselected the eyebrow, said: „Thiswave, thiswaveis the spending moneyrecovery program, beautiful!”
“你们的零花钱还不是我给的?”爱茜蓓尔挑了挑眉毛,说道:“这波啊,这波是零花钱回收计划,美得不行!”„-”
“哇-”Thisis not the issue that the mentalitydoes collapse, thisis the issue that has collapsedputs on.
这已经不是心态崩不崩的问题了,这是崩没崩穿的问题。„Elder sister!!”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanwhole personis not good.
“姐!!”御坂美琴整个人都不好了。„Hahahaha, goodwas good, did not teaseyou.”Elisebellsmiled, shebeckons with the hand, said: „The spending money of your making, Igaveyouotherto save, when the preparationyoudiscovered......”
“哈哈哈哈,行了行了,不逗你们了。”爱茜蓓尔笑了出来,她摆了摆手,说道:“从你们这赚的零花钱,我都给你们另外存起来了,准备等你们什么时候发现了……”„Gives back tous?”
“就还给我们?”„Canwork as the baitwiththesespending money, makingyoudo the housework.”Elisebelltouches the chin, said: „For examplewash basin, 5tray100yuan.”
“就可以拿这些零花钱当诱饵,让你们做家务了。”爱茜蓓尔摸了摸下巴,说道:“比如说洗盘子,五个盘子100円。”„......” The sailwindsleek/moistchildopens mouth, desperatesaying: „Black heartbossesnotsuchblack!”
“……”帆风润子张了张嘴,绝望的说道:“黑心老板都没这么黑的哇!”„Un~Iam natural.” The Elisebellas ifbigmaster is the same, dependstoward the sofaon, then the right legplacedon the tea table, faceshowpackage of saying of: „Thisshoulderis a little sour! The leg is a little also tired, does not know that the persondoes rubtome?”
“嗯~那我就大方一点吧。”爱茜蓓尔仿佛大老爷一样,往沙发上一靠,然后右腿放在了茶几上,一脸骚包的说道:“这肩膀有点酸啊!腿也有点累,不知道有没有人给我揉揉?”„Icomemeto come!”
“我来我来!”Obviouslyindicated clearly, the beautifulzither | Jeanthreepeopleunderstood the meaning of Elisebellat the scene-, if others daressuchshowpackage, theysaidat that timethismoneydoes not want! Sinceisloves the clotheselder sister, that can only accompany!
如此明显的明示了,美琴三人当场就明白了爱茜蓓尔的意思-嗨呀,如果是其他人敢这么骚包,她们当时就表示这钱不要也罢!但是既然是爱衣姐的话,那就只能奉陪到底了!
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当食蜂操祈从外面进来的时候,看到的是这样的一幕-
The shoulder of Elisebellis being rubbedby the sailwindsleek/moistchild, the left legis being knockedbyMisakabeautifulzither | Jean, the right legis being knockedbyMisakaMari, the whole personis sending out a landlordbigmaster'simposing manner.爱茜蓓尔的肩膀由帆风润子揉着,左腿由御坂美琴敲着,右腿由御坂桃莉敲着,整个人都散发着一种地主大老爷的气势。„Elder sister, Mari, whatsituation is this?”Eats the beeexercisepraysbewilderedlooksfront„the wealthy villagerscene”, said.
“姐,还有桃莉,这是什么情况?”食蜂操祈一脸茫然的看着面前的“土财主现场”,说道。„Let alone, is the loves.”Elisebellgrinninglooks that the foodbeeexerciseprays,
“别说了,都是爱。”爱茜蓓尔笑嘻嘻的看着食蜂操祈,Said: „Thisistheytomysisterslove!”
说道:“这是她们对我的姐妹爱!”„Right, sisterslove!”Marimaynod of vigor.
“对对对,姐妹爱!”桃莉可劲儿的点着头。„Ionlysaw the threeconcubines of wealthy villagerandwealthy villager.”Ate the beeexerciseto prayto arrive at the smallrefrigeratorplace of office, tookonebottle of freezingMusashino Milkfrominside, raised the headis filling.
“我只看到了土财主和土财主的三个小妾。”食蜂操祈走到了办公室的小冰箱处,从里面拿出来了一瓶冰冻的武藏野牛奶,抬起头就灌着。„......”Elisebelllooks that the foodbeeexercisepraysthat the throat that non-stopwriggling, cannot bearsay: „Exerciseprays, the milkwill drinkshouldnot affectto grow.”
“啧啧……”爱茜蓓尔看着食蜂操祈那不停蠕动的喉咙,忍不住说道:“操祈啊,牛奶喝多了应该也不会影响发育的。”„Tons-”
“吨吨吨-”
After clean that a bigboxmilkdrinks, eats the beeexercisepraysdoes not have the imageextremelyhit a gentlybelch, thenwiped the mouth, said: „Wordsdiligently, have an expectation, words not diligently, that was really incurable!”
把一大盒牛奶喝的一干二净之后,食蜂操祈极其没有形象的打了一个轻轻地嗝,然后抹了抹嘴巴,说道:“努力的话,好歹有个盼头,不努力的话,那就真的没救了!”„?”
“?”Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanfelt that the foodbeeexerciseprayedis saying itself.
御坂美琴总感觉食蜂操祈是在说自己。„Good, youthreerest.”Elisebellbeckons with the hand, said: „Had not seen that the exerciseprayedsaidwedid look like the wealthy villagersandherthreeconcubines?”
“好了好了,你们仨歇歇吧。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,说道:“没看到操祈都说我们像土财主和她的三个小老婆吗?”„Compared withconcubine......” a Marifacecuriouslooks atElisebell, said: „Who is bigwife?”
“比起小老婆……”桃莉一脸好奇的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“大老婆是谁呀?”„ThatdefinitelyisI!”Elsabraved, „mustsay the wife, whothenbesidesme can also be? IfrommoststartwithHime-sama!”
“那肯定是我啊!”艾尔莎神不知鬼不觉的冒了出来,“要说正妻,那除了我还能是谁?我可是从最最最最开始就跟着公主大人的!”Tells the truth, truly.
有一说一,确实。„Did the strawberrystarice that yes yes yes, mybigwife, Iwantcompletehappily?”
“是是是,我的大老婆,我要的草莓星冰乐做好了吗?”„Thatmust~”Elsasmilescarried the Elisebellfronttime of reddrink, said: „Princess, pleasetastemyaffectiondrink.”
“那必须~”艾尔莎笑眯眯的把一倍红色的饮料端到了爱茜蓓尔的面前,说道:“公主殿下,请品尝我的爱心饮料。”„Hey!”NearbyfoodbeeheldQiShuangshouto rub the rubbing handsarm, showed a disgustingarrivedexpressionintentionally, „the Elsaelder sister, yousaid that thesewordswon't feelshy?”
“噫!”一旁的食蜂操祈双手搓了搓手臂,故意露出了一副被肉麻到的表情,“艾尔莎姐,你说这些话都不会觉得害羞吗?”„Not~”Elsasmilinglooks that the foodbeeexerciseprays, shestretched out the tongueto lickoneselflip, said: „BecauseIsaidis the realsoul talk~ every apportions the drink and dessert that the princessmakes, containedmyfulllove~”
“一点也不~”艾尔莎一脸笑意的看着食蜂操祈,她伸出舌头舔了舔自己的嘴唇,说道:“因为我说的都是真心话哦~每一分给公主殿下制作的饮料和甜点,都包含了我满满的爱~”„, Fulllove?”Elisebellstudies the foodbeeexerciseto pray the tonality of speech, thenimmediatelydrinksfruit juice, saidwith the exaggeratingsound: „, Felt! Mustbe filled upby the Elsafulllove!”
“啊,满满的爱?”爱茜蓓尔学着食蜂操祈说话的音调,然后立刻喝了一口果汁,用夸张的声音说道:“啊,感觉到了!要被艾尔莎满满的爱填满了!”„???”
“???”Looks atElisebellthatexaggeratingexpression, the sailwindsleek/moistchild and foodbeeexerciseprays, MisakaMari, the Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanfourpeopleto reveal【-.-】Expression.
看着爱茜蓓尔那夸张的表情,帆风润子、食蜂操祈、御坂桃莉、御坂美琴四人都露出了【-.-】的表情。
The elder sister, wesuspected that youare driving, butdoes not have the evidence...... a ghost, thiswheelflew the face!
姐,我们怀疑你在开车,但是没有证据……个鬼啊,这车轮都飞到脸上来了!„Hey, good, does not crack a joke.”Elisebellsmiles, sheis supportingoneselfprofile, said: „Recentlyhadwhat happened?”
“嘿,好了好了,不开玩笑了。”爱茜蓓尔嘿嘿一笑,她撑着自己的侧脸,说道:“最近有发生什么事吗?”„Wú, ifwas dug the cornerdailyalsocalculates the matter.”Ate the beeto holdQito/past the mouthto throw an icegoodcherry, is chewing, whilesaid: „The severalfoolsameresearchers, flickerIto change job...... the head of thisgroup of peoplereallyto have the issuewithsomestrangeconditions.”
“唔,如果被挖墙角的日常也算事儿的话。”食蜂操祈往嘴里扔了一颗冰好的樱桃,一边嘴嚼着,一边说道:“又有几个笨蛋一样的研究员,用一些稀奇古怪的条件来忽悠我跳槽……这群人的脑袋是真的有问题。”„, Thatfool I have also met.” The beautifulzither | Jeanalsoshowed the exclusionexpression, „wherethatgroup of peoplecomethinksself-confidentlythatconditioncanmakeusleaveloves the clotheselder sister?”
“啊,那种笨蛋我也遇到过。”美琴也露出了嫌弃的表情,“那群人是哪儿来的自信认为那种条件能让我们离开爱衣姐的?”„Houhumph, your said that makingmya littlecuriousopposite partyput forwardwhatcondition.”Elisebellshowed a curiousexpression, „generally speaking, poaches the Lv.5words, should the conditionverybe rich?”
“嚯嚯,你们这说的,让我有点好奇对方提出了什么条件了。”爱茜蓓尔露出了一个好奇的表情,“一般来说,挖角Lv.5的话,条件应该会很丰厚吧?”„Myhereconditionis......”foodbeeexercisepraysto think,said: „Helpsmeform20people of person ready dead armies- whichtypeis, after the brainwashing, anythingordersto listen to my.”
“我这边的条件是……”食蜂操祈想了想,说道:“帮助我建立一个20人的死士部队-就是哪种,洗脑之后,什么命令都听我的那种。”„This......”beautifulzither | JeanDengdaowneye, said: „Can thismatterexistinGakuentoshi?”
“啊这……”美琴瞪大了自己的眼睛,说道:“这种事在学园都市里都能存在吗?”„Evenyourcloneappeared, youalsothought that Gakuentoshiis not very dark?”Eats the beeexerciseto prayto spit the mortise, „youmay the longdessert!”
“连你的克隆人都出现了,你还觉得学园都市不够黑暗吗?”食蜂操祈吐槽道,“你可长点心吧!”„At this time, ifIplayed the stem saying that wherehad the dessert, was not quite appropriate?” A Misakabeautifulzither | Jeanfaceembarrassedlooks that the foodbeeexerciseprays.
“这个时候,如果我玩梗说哪有点心,是不是不太合适?”御坂美琴一脸不好意思的看着食蜂操祈。„Knowswell.”Ate the beeexerciseto prayto pullowncorners of the mouth, said: „Thennothing butiswhatscholarship, wagesand so on......, but alsothere is a benefits that anythingdoes not wantto go to schooldoes not go to school, in any caseonthesethings.”
“知道就好。”食蜂操祈扯了扯自己的嘴角,说道:“然后无非就是什么奖学金,还有工资之类的……哦,还有什么不想上学就不上学的福利,反正就这些东西了。”„Me is also.”beautifulzither | JeanPaontable, as ifcatsamehad a yawn, said: „Justmechanged into the resourcesincline the person ready dead army, furtherdevelopment capabilityanything.”
“我这边也是。”美琴趴在了桌子上,仿佛猫一样的打了一个哈欠,说道:“只不过我这边把死士部队换成了资源倾斜,更进一步开发能力什么的。”„Does thatconditionme have?”Eats the beeexerciseto praywith the handis supportingownchin, said: „Finally is the same! Reallythatcrowd of research institutescould not takewhatnew trick.”
“那种条件我这边也有哦?”食蜂操祈用手撑着自己的下巴,说道:“结果还是一样嘛!果然那群研究所也拿不出来什么新花样了。”„Ahem, mewas different!”Elisebellis proud, saying of both handsforkwaist: „Me, not onlydoes not give the wages, Ialsoput in order a spending moneyrecovery program! WorthilyisI!”
“哼哼,我这边就不一样了!”爱茜蓓尔一脸自豪,双手叉腰的说道:“我这边不仅不给工资,我还整了一出零花钱回收计划!不愧是我!”beautifulzither | JeanandMariandsleek/moistchild: Are youveryproud?
美琴and桃莉and润子:你还挺自豪?
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