At this time, lay downin a groundfacefeeblefeeblebeautiful womanMissOkidera-- this timeweakholding uphand, tearfulsaying: „Pleaseatthiscritical momentselfishchatted! Pleaseseemiserableanddelicatefeeblebeautiful womanMissOkidera the duck!”
这个时候,躺在地上一脸病弱的病弱美人冲田小姐-耶-此时正弱弱的举起手,泪眼汪汪的说道:“请不要在这个紧急关头自顾自的聊起来呀!请看一看楚楚可怜、弱不禁风的病弱美人冲田小姐鸭!”„, Boastedlike this,MissOkiderawon't feelshy?”Elisebellcannot bearsay: „Imay a point unable to look atyouam the delicateweakfeeblefemale.”
“呜哇,这样自夸,冲田小姐就不会感觉到害羞吗?”爱茜蓓尔忍不住说道:“我可一点也看不出来你是娇弱无力的病弱女子啊。”„Is feeble, moreoverisfeebleA!”MissOkideradiscontentedshoutedto shout: „Ithisis incapablenowdelicately, annoysappearanceyou who the personloves dearly unable to see!”
“就是病弱啊,而且是病弱A啊!”冲田小姐不满的嚷嚷道:“我现在这一副柔弱无力,惹人心疼的样子难道你看不到吗!”„Cannot see.”Elisebellturned awayown, said: „Inmyline of sightbeautifulback garden.”
“看不到。”爱茜蓓尔移开了自己的视线,说道:“我的视线内只有美丽的后花园。”„Visitsme!”
“看着我啊!”„Ido not want!”
“我不要!”„Hateful!”MissOkiderafiasco!
“可恶!”冲田小姐大失败!„Ahem, obviouslyis a funnyartistandharmonystar, at this timedo not think the feebleroute!”Elisebellhas turned head, ill-humoredsaying: „The strength of yourharmonystarsobs!”
“哼哼,明明是一个搞笑艺人兼谐星,这种时候就不要想着走病弱路线啦!”爱茜蓓尔扭过头来,没好气的说道:“你的谐星之力才哭泣呀!”„ThatstrengthIdo not have!”MissOkideracannot bearshoutto shout.
“那种力量我才没有啊!”冲田小姐忍不住嚷嚷道。„What? The strength of yourunexpectedlynotagreeingstar!?”Elisebellhas a big shockseesMissOkidera, saying that sheshivers: „Hateful, my strength of cure can only treatsto the duck's12 th lawaccording to the earth rotation and Solar Systemrevolutionas well asBarbara of universelarge explosion, the firstperson who Itreatmusthave the person of strength of wú, but the secondperson of treatmentmusthave the strength of harmonystar!”
“什么?你居然没有谐星之力!?”爱茜蓓尔大惊失色的看着冲田小姐,她颤抖的说道:“可恶,我的治愈之力只能按照地球自转和太阳系公转以及宇宙大爆炸的芭芭拉冲鸭第十二定律进行治疗,我治疗的第一个人必须是有唔姆之力的人,而治疗的第二个人必须拥有谐星之力才可以呀!”„?”MissOkiderashowed the 0 _ 0expression.
“?”冲田小姐露出了0_0的表情。„MissOkideranot the strength of agreeingstar, represents the secondperson who MissOkiderais not beingImustcure!”Saying that Elisebellhates bitterly: „According tosorting, the feeblebeautiful womanis the 7 thtalentto......”
“冲田小姐没有谐星之力,也就代表着冲田小姐不是我要治愈的第二个人!”爱茜蓓尔痛心疾首的说道:“按照排序,病弱美人是第七个人才对……”‚That must wait forsecond, third, fourth, fifthandsixthpeople!?’MissOkidera'sexpressionis not calm, sheis lifting up highoneselfboth handshastily, saidloudly: „yes yes yes, MissOkiderais the harmonystar!”
‘那岂不是还要等第二、三、四、五、六个人!?’冲田小姐的表情不淡定了,她连忙高举着自己的双手,大声说道:“是是是,冲田小姐是谐星!”„Pū-”
“噗-”Thisall of a sudden, everyonea littlecould not stretch.
这一下子,大家都有点绷不住了。„Reallyworthilyisyou, MissOkidera! The strength of harmonystarintegratedyouressence! Iunderstood, actuallyyouare not the saberspiritbase, butiscomedian?”Elisebellrevealedbeing suddenly enlighted, said: „Thereforeyoucannot the shiningartillery! So that's how it isso that's how it is!”
“真不愧是你呀,冲田小姐!谐星之力都融入了你的本质了!我懂了,其实你不是saber的灵基,而是comedian吧?”爱茜蓓尔露出了恍然大悟,说道:“所以你不会放光炮!原来如此原来如此!”„So that's how it is...... ghost!”MissOkideraangrilylooks atElisebell, said: „MissOkideraacknowledgedoneselfwere the funnyartist, treatedtoMissOkideraa bit faster!”
“原来如此……个鬼呀!”冲田小姐气冲冲的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“冲田小姐都承认自己是搞笑艺人了,快点给冲田小姐治疗吧!”„Goodgood.”Nod of Elisebellpushes someone take on a difficult job, shearrived atMissOkidera'sfront, thenpastednearhercollar bone, saidwith the devoutsound: „Amitabha, is willing the strength of agreeingstarto shineyou, is protectingyou, is protectingyou, is blessingyou! Amen!”
“好吧好吧。”爱茜蓓尔勉为其难的点了点头,她走到了冲田小姐的面前,然后把头贴在了她的锁骨附近,用虔诚的声音说道:“阿弥陀佛,愿谐星之力照耀着你,保护着你,守护着你,祝福着你!阿门!”„......”
“……”Roller'sexpressionunusualsubwayoldface, shecannot bearsay: „El-chan, youa moment agothese words, ifsaidbefore the crazyfollower, youwere flushedsurely.”
萝拉的表情非常的地铁老人脸,她忍不住说道:“爱酱,你刚才这句话如果在狂信徒面前说的话,你必定被人冲死。”Opens the mouthAmitabha, silentamen- my goodness, annoyedBuddhism and crossteaches, yoursuchboasting?
开口阿弥陀佛,闭口阿门-好家伙,一口气惹了佛教和十字教,你咋这么牛皮呢?„......”
“……”MissOkiderarevealedby the Hanabatagoodchildhas kissed the flatterJiujinbrightsameexpression, herboth eyessoullesslooks at the sky, muttered: „El-chan, can wechange the blessingword?”
冲田小姐则是露出了被花畑佳子亲过的阿久津明一样的表情,她双目无神的看着天空,喃喃道:“爱酱,咱能换个祝福词吗?”Was shoneandblessedby the strength of agreeingstaranything, MissOkideradoes not want!!
被谐星之力照耀和祝福什么的,冲田小姐一点也不想要呀!!„Is willing the strength of making laughartist, to trickyou.”
“愿搞笑艺人之力,忽悠着你。”‚Thismight as well......’MissOkiderafelt that oneselfcorner of the eye, has the tearsto slide.
‘这还不如刚才的呢……’冲田小姐感觉自己的眼角,有泪滑过。
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--Aftercuringwas feeble, the feebleharmonystarbeautiful young girlsevolvesthoroughlyOkidayoung lady of harmony of starbeautiful young girlfunnyartistfrom the funnyartistofficialtaking up an official post, becomesmaster who the godcrackingfireweaves.
在治愈了病弱之后,从搞笑艺人之病弱谐星美少女彻底进化成搞笑艺人之谐星美少女的冲田小姐正式的走马上任,成为了神裂火织的师傅。Has saying that is worthily same as Sasaki Kojirou, sublimatesownmartial skillinto the hero soul that the treasurehas, inboth sides the situation of physical qualitysamerank, the godcrackingfireweavescompletelybyMissOkiderais hungto hit.
不得不说,不愧是和佐佐木小次郎一样,把自己的武技升华为宝具的英灵,在双方的身体素质同一级别的情况下,神裂火织完完全全的被冲田小姐吊起来打。Power gap of both sidesis bigger than the difference of personanddog.
双方的实力差距比人和狗的差别还要大。„On the other hand......”at this time, Beatriceraisedownsunglasses, thenlooked at a half-asleeppartlyto awakefishing (being lazy)Elisebell, said: „Words that reallymustteach, onyouwhynot?”
“话说回来……”这时,碧翠丝掀起了自己的太阳镜,然后看了一眼正半睡半醒摸鱼的爱茜蓓尔,说道:“真要教导的话,你为什么不自己上?”„Rankdifferedwas too big, without the meanstaught.”Elisebellhad a yawn, said,„looks like the fatdwellingto inquireto the littleelder sister of facevalueperfect scorehowcanpursue the girl, mustspendhow muchmoneyto be the same.”
“级别相差太大了,没办法教。”爱茜蓓尔打了一个哈欠,说道,“就像是肥宅向颜值满分的小姐姐询问怎么才能追女孩子,要花多少钱一样。”
The littleElder Brother of facevalueperfect scoreis bemused: „Can girlalsopursue? Alsocanspend? It is not theycollects, but alsospendsin turn?”
颜值满分的小哥哥一脸问号:“女孩子还要追吗?还要花钱吗?不是她们自己凑过来,还反过来花钱吗?”Youlooked,whatcanteach?
你看,能教什么?„Hammer, youarelazy.”Beatricedoes not believe the Elisebellwords, saying that her faceshuts out: „Yourthesegroup of friends, whenyouare the vegetable/dishchicken, didn't taketo be appropriateyouat that time the suitablestyle and meritlaw?”
“锤子,你就是懒。”碧翠丝根本不信爱茜蓓尔的话,她一脸嫌弃的说道:“你的那些群友,在你还是菜鸡的时候,不就拿出来了合适你那个时候适合的招式和功法?”Whatrankdifferstooin a big way, without the meansteaches, youarelazy!
什么级别相差太大,没办法教,你就是懒!„Aiya, looks throughdoes not divulge~”ElisebellmovedonBeatricethat sidechairlike the caterpillar, thenput out a handto grasp the Beatriceslender waist, languidsaying: „The training of thisstagewhoteachesnot to havein any casebadly! IwantmanywithBettydullall of a sudden~”
“哎呀,看破不说破嘛~”爱茜蓓尔像毛毛虫一样挪到了碧翠丝那边的椅子上,然后伸手抱住了碧翠丝的纤腰,懒洋洋的说道:“反正这个阶段的训练谁来教都没差啦!我更想多和贝蒂呆一下子嘛~”Indeed, teacheschild1 + 1 = of kindergartenseveral, orrecognizes the PinyinwithEnglishletter, no matter the junior high pupilor the university studentor the graduate student, are the same.
的确,教幼儿园的孩子1+1=几,又或者是认拼音和英文字母,不管是初中生还是大学生还是研究生,都是一样的。„That...... thatgood.”Beatricefacing the linerattack of Elisebell, showed the embarrassedexpressionimmediately, saying that shemade excuses: „That...... thatstayinga while!”
“那……那好吧。”碧翠丝面对爱茜蓓尔的直球进攻,顿时露出了不好意思的表情,她支支吾吾的说道:“那……那就多呆一会儿吧!”
Does the training......, wheretrainto haveBetty and LIttle El (love)twopeople of timeis important? Ahem! No onecometo disturbpresentBetty, otherwiseBettytransmitsyouto the outer spaceworks asKatz!
训练……呸,训练哪有贝蒂和小爱的二人时光重要?哼唧!谁也别来打扰现在的贝蒂,不然贝蒂就把你传送到外太空去当卡兹!Alsodoes not know that isbecausethis timeBeatricesends outfrom top to bottom„should not be comingto disturbme!” The imposing manner, causes the entire afternoon, even ifmostdoes not haveStilleandC who dog the eyesightsees, is distanttoher.
也不知道是不是因为此时的碧翠丝浑身上下都散发着“别来打扰我!”的气势,导致整个下午,就算最没眼力见的史提尔和C狗,都离她远远的。............
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…………Dayday-by-daypast, according to the information that sideNihon (Japan)transmitted, ten -year-old onstripworked as the hemp, eight -year-old Misakabeautifulqins, had joinedGakuentoshi- thismeans,Elisebellhas been ableto startownaction.
日子一天一天的过去,根据霓虹那边传来的情报,年仅十岁的上条当麻、八岁的御坂美琴,都已经先后加入了学园都市-这意味着,爱茜蓓尔已经可以开始自己的行动了。„Canleave?”Rollerlooks that front is eatinggruffeightElisebell, ill-humoredis forking the smalltomato in bowlwith the fork, said: „Therefore, wherethistimepreparesto go to? Does the younger sisteryoulook? Opens the greasysilk? Russia?”
“又要离开?”萝拉看着面前正在吃憨八嘎的爱茜蓓尔,没好气的用叉子叉着碗里的小番茄,说道:“所以呢,这次又准备去哪里?阿妹你看?拆腻丝?还是俄罗斯?”„No, goes toNihon (Japan).”Elisebelldranktea, sayingwith a smile.
“不,还是去霓虹。”爱茜蓓尔喝了一口茶,笑吟吟的说道。„Goes toNihon (Japan)??”Regarding the revisit of Elisebell, Rollerpuzzledsaying: „Goes back the paternal grandmother who looks at the godto crack? Does otherwhatact?”
“又去霓虹??”对于爱茜蓓尔的故地重游,萝拉一脸疑惑的说道:“是回去看神裂的奶奶?还是别的什么行动?”„, Did not sayaccurately, my preparationgoes toGakuentoshito have a look.”Elisebellcalmdranktea, thenarranged a magicto tieinownfront.
“唔,准确说,我这次准备去学园都市看看。”爱茜蓓尔淡定的喝了一口茶,然后在自己的面前布置了一层魔法结界。„Pū-”
“噗-”Rollerjust the end openingmilkpuffed out.
萝拉刚下口的牛奶就喷了出去。„,......”Rolleris cleaning the corners of the mouthwith the paper goods, saying that out of breathwhilecoughs: „You, were youinsane?”
“咳,咳咳……”萝拉一边拿纸巾擦拭着嘴角,一边咳的上气不接下气的说道:“你,你疯了?”„Earthdestroysme is not insane.”
“地球毁灭我都不会疯。”„Don't youhaveto be insaneyouto go toGakuentoshito do?”Rollerface not calmsaying: „Don't youknowyour ownstatus? 19-year-oldtalentmagician, goldenprincess, Britain'sfourthkingwoman, the new generationweathercockcharacter of Britishpuritanism......”
“你没疯你去学园都市干什么?”萝拉一脸不淡定的说道:“你是不知道你自己的身份吗?19岁的天才魔术师,黄金公主,英国第四王女,英国清教的新一代风标人物……”Afterdisplaying a Elisebellbigpile of status, Rollercovered the headto send outcalling out in grief: „YoursuchmagicsiderolejustenteredGakuentoshito be discoveredbyAleyStarckthengrasps!”
在罗列了爱茜蓓尔的一大堆身份之后,萝拉捂着脑袋发出了悲鸣:“你这样的魔法侧角色刚刚走进学园都市就会被亚雷斯塔发现然后抓起来的呀!”„What are youthinking?”Elisebellcannot bearput out a handto pullRoller'scheek, „did youforgetmystrength? Does cricketAleyStarckalsodareto imprisonme?”
“你在想什么呢?”爱茜蓓尔忍不住伸出手扯着萝拉的脸蛋,“你忘记了我的实力呢?蛐蛐亚雷斯塔还敢囚禁我?”Firstdid not say that hedoes not haveme who in the situation of preparationhits, howeven ifIgavehim the timeto prepare......, heswung the persononpermits, can'tIswing the person?
先不说他没准备的情况下打不打的过我,就算我给他时间准备了……怎么,就许他摇人,不许我摇人?
The person who the masterscanswingwere manywent, believedmeto draw an demongod of football teamto scare to deathyou! kora!
爷这边能摇的人多了去了,信不信我拉出来一个足球队的魔神吓死你呀!kora!„It is not, are youearnest?”Rollerfelt that the brainbenevolentis hurting, „does a weathercockcharacter of yourmagicside, wantto go to the scientificsidesupreme headquarters??”
“不是,你是认真的?”萝拉感觉到脑仁都在疼,“你一个魔法侧的风标人物,要去科学侧的大本营??”„Hi, bigmatter!”Elisebellbeckons with the hand, said: „Does spy, the spyyouunderstand?”
“嗨呀,多大点事儿啊!”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,说道:“间谍,间谍你懂吧?”„Iunderstand a hammer, wherehas the frank and uprightspy!”Rolleris coveringface- spiesarerubsecretly, for fear thatexposedownstatus, youarrive, frank and uprightwithstood/top the goldenprincess'sgiven nameto overrun.
“我懂个锤子,哪有光明正大的间谍的!”萝拉捂着脸-人家间谍都是暗搓搓的,生怕暴露了自己的身份,你到好,光明正大的顶着黄金公主的名号就冲过去了。My goodness, youarefor fear thatothersdo not know that youare the magicsideperson?
好家伙,你是生怕别人不知道你是魔法侧的人吗?„Youfeel relieved!”Elisebellhelplesssaying: „Mythisemperorsnotanxious, your palace maidwas actually anxious!”
“你就放心吧!”爱茜蓓尔无奈的说道:“我这个皇帝都没急呢,你这个宫女倒是急起来了!”„Irritatesmeto annoy!”Rollerwas madtofinished eatingthreebowls of foodgreatly, getting down the decisionmusteatpoorlyElisebell-, butsherealized, the Elisebellfundsseemed likeherto provide.
“气死我惹!”萝拉气到大吃完三碗饭,下决定要把爱茜蓓尔吃穷-但是她意识到,爱茜蓓尔的经费好像是她提供的。
The clownsunexpectedlyareI.
小丑竟是我自己。
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在告别了茵蒂克丝、神裂火织以及史提尔还有三位乐不思伽的英灵之后,爱茜蓓尔带着三女仆以及一萝莉踏上了前往学园都市的飞机。„Can moshi moshi, helpmeconnectAleyStarck?”Elisebellsitsin the engine room of airplane, the screen of lookedtablet PC, the typingsaid: „AlthoughIknow that youcannot connect, butAleyshouldbe ableto see......!”
“摩西摩西,能帮我连接一下亚雷斯塔吗?”爱茜蓓尔坐在飞机的机舱内,看着的平板电脑的屏幕,打字道:“虽然我知道你连接不到,但是亚雷斯亚应该能看到……哦!”
The nextsecond, Elisebelldiscoveredoneself and chatrecord of customer servicevanished, thiscustomer servicealsowithherbroken line, what replaces it ishung upside down the malepictureto occupy the whole piecescreen of tablet PC.
下一秒,爱茜蓓尔发现自己和客服的聊天记录消失了,紧接着这名客服也和她断线了,取而代之的是一个倒吊男的画面占据了平板电脑的整张屏幕。„The princess of gold......”
“黄金的公主……”„Youunderand others.”Elisebellinterrupted the AleyStarck'swords, herwith a laugh the plate, saidbut actually: „Pourswas looking that youa littletestmyneck, therefore...... grass, forgot that pass/testPingmurevolved.”
“你等下。”爱茜蓓尔打断了亚雷斯塔的话,她笑呵呵的把平板倒了过来,说道:“倒着看你有点考验我的脖子,所以……艹,忘记关屏幕旋转了。”Elisebellseesoneselfafterplatein reverse, the videopicture in picturealsoturned over, cannot help but a faceridiculesbelowdraws the screen, after screenrevolvingswitches off, embarrassedsaying: „Embarrassedembarrassed, yesterday eveningpushedbeautiful young girlBishoujo Mangekyou5to forgetto closerevolvingwith the plate.”爱茜蓓尔看到自己在把平板倒过来之后,画面中的视频画面也翻转了过来,不由得一脸讪笑的下拉屏幕,把屏幕旋转关掉之后,不好意思的说道:“不好意思不好意思,昨天晚上用平板推美少女万华镜五忘记关旋转了。”
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